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And we go in five…
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…four, three, two…
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Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Tully Hart!
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Hello!
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Welcome to The Girlfriend Hour,
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I am Tully Hart and I am so grateful
to have you here with me.
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I love you all!
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- June 20th, 1970…
- My name is Barbie!
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Hi, my name is Stacey.
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And this is my friend, Dolly.
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…in the financial district
of downtown Seattle.
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- Dorothy.
- It's Cloud now.
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Thank you, Charles,
and good morning, Seattle.
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My little Tallulah Rose.
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Mama?
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Yeah!
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I'll go make up the guest room.
You can go lay down, sober up.
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You think I'm on drugs?
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I'm with my kid
for the first time in four years.
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Love is the ultimate high.
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You want to come live with Mom again?
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- Yeah? Let's go!
- My stuff!
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You don't need that
materialistic shit, Tallulah.
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- Dorothy...
- I'm her mother. She belongs with me.
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- Grandma!
- Get a lawyer if you want.
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I'm taking my kid.
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Tully! Tully, wait!
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You know my phone number
and address, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yes.
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If you should get scared,
if you should need anything,
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you call me, right?
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- You just call.
- Mm-hmm.
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This is my daughter, Tallulah.
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Far out.
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You'll call me, right?
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Wait, please.
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- Please. Tully!
- Bye, Grandma!
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Love not war! Love not war!
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Love not war! Love not war! Love not war!
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Love not war! Love not war!
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Love not war! Love not war!
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Mom! Where are you?
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Mom! Mom!
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Mom?
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Mom!
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Where are you?
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Mom.
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Oh, Tully.
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I hate her!
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♪ If I could save time in a bottle ♪
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Tully.
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Woo!
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Wow, Tallulah, you got… big.
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Your mother thought that
it might be a good idea to try living...
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Get your stuff.
You're coming to live with me now.
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♪ If I could make days last forever ♪
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Kate, get ready for school!
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♪ If words could make wishes come true ♪
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♪ I'd save every day like a treasure
And then ♪
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♪ Again, I'd spend them with you ♪
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♪ But there never seems
To be enough time ♪
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♪ To do the things you want to do
Once you find them ♪
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♪ I've looked around enough to know ♪
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♪ You're the one I want to go
Through time with ♪
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Mularkey family school bus
leaving the station in ten minutes.
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I'll take the actual bus, thanks.
Not the dork-mobile.
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Every vehicle you're in is a dork-mobile.
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There's someone moving in
across the street.
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Oh.
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Maybe they'll have a girl your age.
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- It'd be nice for you to have a friend.
- I have friends.
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No, you had friends.
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Until they all got popular
and dropped you.
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You can make new friends.
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If you made an effort you would be amazed
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at how quickly people just start show...
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♪ Looking like a fisherman ♪
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♪ I'm dropping a line in the sea ♪
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I can't believe we're doing another
makeover show. There's a war on.
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Oh, I love the makeover shows.
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I used to be a journalist.
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Hi, I'm Tully Hart,
and today on The Girlfriend Hour,
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Darcy Coldwater was a mom
who thought she could do it all.
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After working a full shift
at her stressful job
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as a dental hygienist,
and staying up all night
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to sew a costume
for her daughter's pageant,
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Darcy collapsed at the supermarket
buying a Christmas ham.
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The fast-paced world
of 2003 almost killed her.
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But it was the wake-up call…
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Don't call me during my special time.
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Should I get my eyes done?
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Tell the truth. I look tired.
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"Collapsing while buying a ham" tired,
or just, like, regular tired?
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I look 40.
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Oh, then you're winning,
'cause you're actually 43.
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Why are you such a bitch?
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Because sometimes
you're a hard person to feel sorry for.
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Our ratings are down in all demographics.
I blame the eyes.
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- Shit. You worried?
- We'll pull it together in sweeps.
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I've got an exclusive with that woman
who fed her murdered husband to their cat.
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Well, that sounds... When's that on?
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Hey, I feel like being bad.
Let's sneak out and get a drink, my treat.
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I can't. I'm… I'm busy.
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Doing what, laundry?
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No, I, um… actually have an interview.
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With who? Babysitter? Housekeeper?
Divorce lawyer? Just reschedule it.
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I'm interviewing for a job, Tully.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm interviewing
for assistant editor at Seattle Digest.
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What? I know them! I can get you in there!
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I don't want to get a job
because I have a famous friend,
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I wanna get it because I'm just that good.
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You should've at least
told me in advance so I could style you.
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I got a pantsuit at Frock Farm.
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There's a Frock Farm?
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Oh, dear God.
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Hang on, Tully.
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Hello?
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Coach Aaron spotted her
sneaking in a window in the locker room.
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- She skipped four classes.
- What?
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Marah will be serving a two-day
in-school suspension starting Tuesday.
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Wait. So the consequence for missing class
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is missing class?
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- Marah! Christ, enough! I'm sorry...
- What? It doesn't make any sense!
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Your behavior doesn't make any sense.
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I mean, you won
the attendance award last year.
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She won the attendance award.
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Unfortunately, what we're looking at
is a bit of a pattern.
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Marah's grades are slipping.
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Is there something happening at home?
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She's getting divorced
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from my dad.
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Marah, please.
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Uh…
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- You are. It's true.
- Yeah, that's not anyone else's...
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Often we act out
when we're vulnerable and in pain.
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I could refer a counselor for the family.
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Thank you.
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Just drop me off at Emma's.
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Oh, hell no,
you're obviously grounded.
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But we have plans. I was
supposed to meet her at 3:15. It's 3:30.
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It's 3:30?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, shit!
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- Marah, run!
- Ugh. So embarrassing!
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- Run!
- Why?
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Ugh!
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Get in the car!
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I'm coming!
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Kate Mularkey for Kimber Watts.
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Your appointment was at three o'clock.
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Yeah. I had a small emergency. Um…
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Do you think there's any chance
you could slide me in?
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You'll have to wait
until the other applicants are done.
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Yeah, that's fine. That's great.
Thank you so much. I'll wait.
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Why do you even want this job?
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You haven't worked in,
like, a thousand years.
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Yet, it feels like I haven't stopped
working in the last 14.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Hilarious. I'm gonna wait in the car.
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Wait. How do I look?
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The same as you always look.
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Shit.
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The future of journalism are women.
The future of journalism is women.
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Women are the future of journalism.
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I am the future of journalism.
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And the future is looking bright.
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The real operation is in Tacoma.
We're just their little Seattle bureau,
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but it's TV news, Kate.
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And I work here. And you will too.
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Women are the future of journalism,
and the future is looking bright.
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Okay. Don't say that in your interview.
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Oh, sure... Yeah, sure. I'm... It's stupid.
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Just be yourself. He's gonna love you.
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This is just the first step.
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You're going to be producing.
I'm going to be on air, eventually.
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Oh, I'm just so excited
that I got an interview.
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Yeah, totally. So, come meet the gang.
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Our reporter, Carol Mansour,
she is at a city council meeting.
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I know who Carol is,
you've mentioned her a billion times.
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- Oh, that's Mutt.
- Toilet's backed up again.
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- Well, did you call the building manager?
- Yeah.
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He says poop in the one downstairs.
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Well, I told you it was glamorous.
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Ah. There's my boss, Johnny.
Johnny come meet Kate. Come.
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♪ "Come on home, girl"
He said with a smile ♪
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♪ "I cast my spell of love on you
A woman from a child" ♪
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♪ But try, try, try to understand ♪
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♪ He's a magic man ♪
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Guys, Goddamn it. Can you wait?
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The famous Kate.
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I've heard many, many, many stories.
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Hi. I'm Johnny Ryan.
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Kate.
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There's not very much on my résumé,
but I'm eager and I'm a very hard worker...
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Résumé? What for?
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The job?
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Job?
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Oh, for God's sake.
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- You said we needed help around here.
- No.
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I said you needed to help around here.
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She can do all the filing,
she can answer the phones,
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basically everything I suck at.
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- She's, like, superhuman.
- Tully.
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- There's protocol.
- Can't believe this.
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- This isn't the way... There's a system.
- She's cheap.
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If you don't hire her, your head's
further up your ass then I thought.
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Okay, well, still your boss.
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- So check yourself
- Mr. Ryan, I'm sorry.
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I did not realize this was an ambush.
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- I'm not Mr. Ryan.
- It's a surprise.
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It is an ambush. The kid's right...
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- That's exactly what it is!
- You said we'd hire...
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- Hold on!
- Don't go.
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Worst job in TV news.
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The pay's shit,
your co-workers have terrible hygiene.
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I smell delightful.
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Place is overrun by ants.
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Toilet's backed up.
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Who the hell can say no to Tully Hart?
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If you want the job, Kate Mularkey…
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it's yours.
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Thank you.
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Oh… it was in my pocket.
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Oh, my God, you worked at KPOC?
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I used to watch Tully Hart
when I was a kid.
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Did you know her?
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- Uh, yeah. I, um...
- I have actually met her a few times.
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She is…
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…fantastic.
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Even though she never returns my calls.
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Oh, uh, I see there's a gap the past few…
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dozen years.
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I'm ready to get back in the game.
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Mmm…
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The business has changed a lot since…
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the '80s.
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Some things don't change.
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I'm a skilled editor
and I've done a lot of writing myself.
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Oh. This isn't an editing job.
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Oh, assistant editor.
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Assistant to the editor. Me.
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Oh.
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The thing is, it's 2003
and I need someone who's in the mix,
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culturally-speaking.
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Oh, I'm in the mix.
I mean, I'm… I'm steeped.
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Like, Myspace and, um… Napster.
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I know all the words to "In Da Club."
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I'm just not sure it's the right fit.
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I can get you Tully Hart.
All-access interview.
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You can?
252
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Yeah, um, she's my best friend.
253
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I can get you whatever you need.
254
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- Hey, want a glass of wine, Tull?
- Hell yes.
255
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So, I think I got the job.
256
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Mmm.
257
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Seriously? Nice! Assistant editor.
258
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Sort of.
My boss's name is Kimber, like she's 12.
259
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,593
- Ugh. Kimber Watts?
- Yeah. She said she knew you.
260
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,845
Yeah, I've met her,
at a few parties. She's…
261
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,017
- You know what? You can handle it.
- Oh, God.
262
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:42,107
So, like, Becky-9th-grade level of crazy
we're talking for Kimber? Or?
263
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Oh, girl, worse.
264
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,861
Shit.
265
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,822
So what was Marah even skipping class for?
266
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,492
Who knows? She doesn't talk to me
about anything right now.
267
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,161
She just needs some time
with her godmother.
268
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,414
You know, I don't think anyone
can get through to her right now.
269
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,836
She's going off the rails
and it's all my fault.
270
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,839
I don't think it's your fault.
271
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I ripped her family apart, okay?
272
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,177
Would you stop it?
273
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Stop.
274
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,389
It's not your fault.
275
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Doesn't matter whose fault it is,
it's always the kid who suffers.
276
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,063
Oh, come on. My mother was
the shittiest mom in the entire world.
277
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And look how I turned out.
278
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:30,280
Marah's got the best mom
in the entire world.
279
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She's gonna be fine.
280
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I'm not so sure I'm going to be fine.
281
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,749
Upside?
282
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:46,755
You've been with the same man
and the same penis for 15 years.
283
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:50,259
Just think of all the new penises
you're about to meet.
284
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,468
Ugh, God. That sounds…
285
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,346
exhausting and terrifying.
286
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,559
You're going to be okay.
287
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,270
Better than okay.
288
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,522
I promise.
289
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,115
Would vous
like to try ze escargot, mademoiselle?
290
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,908
Mmm, mais non, Madam!
291
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:18,829
Hmm. What about a sip
of the delicious champagne?
292
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,207
One sip. Don't tell your mom.
293
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,049
Ooh. Oui oui! So bubbly!
294
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,968
Now that we have a secret…
295
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,680
you can tell me where you went
when you cut class the other day.
296
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,475
Nowhere. I sat by a tree.
297
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,394
Don't bullshit a bullshitter. I get you.
298
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,981
You're stubborn,
pigheaded, and rebellious,
299
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,566
just like me.
300
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,444
There's nothing you can tell me
that I haven't heard before,
301
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,446
or done before, most likely.
302
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,089
There's nothing I can tell you
that you're not gonna tell my mom.
303
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,117
Your mom? Who's that? I barely know her.
304
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,495
You can trust me, Marah, I promise.
305
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,832
- I went to Planned Parenthood.
- Oh, my God. Are you pregnant?
306
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,335
What? No. No, I haven't even had sex.
307
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:11,006
I just wanted to get on the pill.
Except you need an adult to sign the form.
308
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,759
Why would you take the pill
if you're not having sex?
309
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,260
Everyone's on it.
310
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,387
It's practically a prerequisite
for high school.
311
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,057
- You're not in high school.
- I will be in a few months.
312
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,851
- What does your mom say about this?
- She'll just say no.
313
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,437
- She's all about ruining me.
- Objection, Your Honor.
314
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,482
- You could sign it, though.
- I could, but I won't.
315
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,901
What if I promise I'll tell her?
316
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,319
- Eventually.
- When?
317
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,531
If I'm ever thinking about having sex,
318
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,866
then I'll tell her. I swear.
319
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,661
It is you!
320
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,330
Oh! That episode that you did last year
321
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,999
on finding your inner voice
changed my life.
322
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,417
Oh, thank you.
323
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,503
- Would you sign my receipt?
- I sure will.
324
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,089
- You look even better in person!
- Oh, stop.
325
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,092
- We just love you.
- Can I have a hug?
326
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,593
Of course. I love your top.
327
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,388
Thank you for stopping by, ladies.
It means a lot to me.
328
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,306
- Have a great day.
- Thank you!
329
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:08,063
My mom said you were always famous,
even before you were really famous.
330
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,231
Your mom exaggerates.
331
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,109
Well, that's an understatement.
She doesn't get anything.
332
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,777
You'd be surprised what your mom gets.
333
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,238
- Then how come she's always such a bitch?
- Hey!
334
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,449
That is my best friend
you're talking about.
335
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,910
And your mother is not a bitch.
336
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,538
She is the kindest person I've ever met.
337
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,749
Even at 14 she was kind.
338
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,669
Nobody's kind at 14.
339
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,173
That's why I was drawn to her.
340
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,842
I knew instantly she was special.
341
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,639
♪ Every morning about dawn ♪
342
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,977
♪ Sun shines through my window
And a new day is born ♪
343
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:52,524
♪ Every evening about sundown ♪
344
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:57,613
♪ My whole world changes, Lord
When she comes around ♪
345
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:02,993
♪ She comes and turns my radio on ♪
346
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:07,623
♪ Gives me all-day music
I got all-night song ♪
347
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:13,086
♪ I'm gonna sing it
'Til the cows come home ♪
348
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:18,759
♪ Look what you went and did, honey
You turned my radio on ♪
349
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,690
Katie! I made Hamburger Helper
for the new neighbors.
350
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,776
I've got homework, just send Sean.
351
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,489
Can I say something
without you jumping all over me?
352
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,662
Life is hard sometimes,
353
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,330
even at 14.
354
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,624
Well, especially at 14.
355
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,834
Yeah, no shit.
356
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,505
I'm gonna pretend
I didn't just hear that word.
357
00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,175
It's going to be easy,
because I will never hear it again, right?
358
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,974
I know that
you're having a hard time right now.
359
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,853
But it's never any good to just sit around
360
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:15,440
waiting for someone or something
to come and change your life.
361
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,609
I mean, that's why
women like Gloria Steinem,
362
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,654
they're burning their bras
and they're marching on Washington.
363
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,406
Somebody say something about bras?
364
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,489
Sean.
365
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,532
Hi, Mrs. M.
366
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,286
- Hey, Kate.
- Hi, Robbie.
367
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,496
- Hope you're staying for dinner.
- Definitely.
368
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,374
I need to carbo load.
What you studying Kate?
369
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,583
Uh…
370
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,127
it's the War of 1812.
371
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,838
Oh, yeah. I dig it. When was it again?
372
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:42,968
Ah. Yeah.
373
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,222
Come on, Robbie, let's get back upstairs.
374
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,724
Catch you later, Katie-Pie.
375
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,142
Bye.
376
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,269
Casserole
isn't getting any warmer.
377
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:06,575
♪ And all the love I gave you ♪
378
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,911
- Hi.
- Hi.
379
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,874
My mom made you guys this casserole.
380
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,753
You look like
you came out of an encyclopedia.
381
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,129
Thank you?
382
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:30,307
♪ By the shifting of the sand ♪
383
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,352
Was that your mom?
384
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,856
She has… cancer.
385
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,358
I'm so sorry.
386
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:44,695
Oh.
387
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,828
Wow, I wish my mom
would let me eat all that stuff.
388
00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:57,376
She doesn't care if you smoke?
389
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,087
She's too sick to care.
390
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,340
- Drag?
- Uh…
391
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,009
No. Thanks.
392
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,886
Thought so.
393
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,433
Well, you probably
have to get home for dinner.
394
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,018
Okay.
395
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,405
Bye-bye,
girl with the cool-neighbor attitude.
396
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,830
Thanks for the food.
397
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,874
- I can't cook and Cloud is cooked, so...
- Cloud?
398
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,877
It's my mom's name, currently.
399
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,089
Oh, well…
400
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,299
bye.
401
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,681
Hey.
402
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,100
What's your name?
403
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,435
Oh, uh, Kate.
404
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,311
Kate Mularkey.
405
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,190
Malarkey? Like, bullshit?
406
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,528
- Oh, hey, I didn't mean to make fun.
- Whatever.
407
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,114
Fine, be a bitch, why don't you?
408
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:12,200
Just that empty room
on the other side there, huh?
409
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,495
Look, why don't we take turns, that way
neither one of us will get too tired.
410
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,302
Hello? Yeah, this is Sergeant Mallory.
411
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:37,267
I love Carol Burnett,
my God, she's so good!
412
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,768
I want to be like Carol.
413
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,696
Oh, my God.
414
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:50,779
Can I help you?
415
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:54,242
Yeah. Hi. Yes.
I am, um, going to an event,
416
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,662
and I just was looking
for something to, um…
417
00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:02,000
kind of, like, deal with this whole area,
like, knees to boobs?
418
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,210
You want Spanx?
419
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,960
What is Spanx?
420
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:08,381
They're amazing. They even have
a little slot for you to pee through.
421
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,175
Let me go see if we have your size.
422
00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:11,258
Kate!
423
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,387
- Travis! Hi.
- Hey!
424
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:17,933
I was over in men's and I thought,
"I know the back of that head."
425
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,309
Ah. Great!
426
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,062
- Oh, should I have not come over? Or?
- What?
427
00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,523
Oh. Um, no. Don't be...
428
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,567
- So are you going to the gala?
- Yeah.
429
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,195
You gotta support the school,
you know. You?
430
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,780
Oh, well, I'm on the committee.
431
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,907
Of course. I think I knew that. Right.
432
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,992
Are you bringing anyone?
433
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:37,576
No.
434
00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,287
You?
435
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:44,626
No, um, but, um… should be fun.
There's going to be a DJ this year.
436
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,419
- Songs of '70s!
- Oh, okay.
437
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,046
Well, then I'm definitely going.
438
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:51,591
I can't deprive the other parents
of my sweet disco moves.
439
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:59,391
Anyway, I'm glad we ran into each other.
It's been weird not seeing you.
440
00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:00,475
Yeah.
441
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,269
You look good, Kate.
442
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,521
Here you go, ma'am.
443
00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:07,232
Extra tummy control,
plus these reduce thigh chafing.
444
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:09,985
These are for my mother.
She's been curious.
445
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,696
And I will…
446
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,198
take these for me.
447
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,617
So…
448
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,661
You did not pick up the thong.
449
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,580
Oh, I very much did.
450
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:25,584
Well, that is one way
to flirt up your PTA crush.
451
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:28,962
Ugh. And the worst part is he looked so…
452
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,172
And I looked so…
453
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,526
I feel like you need me.
Why don't I come over for dinner?
454
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,302
Marah's eating in her room.
She's mad at me.
455
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,596
I just ate my dinner over the sink
like an animal.
456
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,015
Well, I could bring a bottle of wine.
457
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:42,183
We can watch a movie. Oh, Love Story!
458
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,977
Ugh. I'd just fall asleep.
459
00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:47,188
But what are you doing next Saturday?
460
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,792
You want to be my date
to a super cool middle-school fundraiser?
461
00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:54,571
I would love to, but I am headed
down to LA for a movie premiere.
462
00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:59,159
George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Blah, blah, boring, whatever.
463
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,037
That sounds awful. Wanna trade lives?
464
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:06,041
Well, I'll come over now.
Come on, we'll have a slumber party.
465
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,335
- Please?
- I wish. I should go check on Marah.
466
00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,378
- I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
- 'Kay.
467
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:08,937
Here's your martini.
468
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,940
- I know who you are.
- I'm so relieved.
469
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,150
- My name's Larry.
- Great.
470
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,320
Can I just say
you are way hotter in person?
471
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,321
Like, way.
472
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,281
That's not really compliment, Larry.
473
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,284
Oh, it is very much a compliment.
474
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,830
- You waiting for somebody?
- No.
475
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:27,956
May I join you?
476
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,166
No.
477
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,543
Come on, Tully Hart.
478
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:33,503
Take a chance.
479
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,091
You know what, Larry?
480
00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:39,426
That is good advice.
481
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,302
I think I will.
482
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,724
So...
483
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:55,400
Hey there.
484
00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:12,751
Ah.
485
00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:18,757
Wow. We didn't even make it
to the bedroom there.
486
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,300
Not a problem.
487
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:23,178
I needed that.
488
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,762
Um…
489
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:26,139
So I'm Max, by the way.
490
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,517
I didn't ask.
491
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,939
You know, I used to, uh…
492
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,610
I used to watch you
on the news when I was a kid.
493
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,906
Yeah, I used to...
I used to have a big old crush.
494
00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,201
It's always nice to meet a fan.
495
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,621
Um, that was, uh…
496
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:54,167
That was fun. You do this often?
497
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,377
'Cause… 'cause I don't.
498
00:29:58,797 --> 00:29:59,964
Why don't I believe you?
499
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:04,636
No, I'm serious. I just, uh…
I got divorced last year.
500
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:05,719
How old are you?
501
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:06,805
I'm 29.
502
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,223
Yeah.
503
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:09,306
Um…
504
00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:10,724
Actually…
505
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,395
you're only the fourth person
I've slept with.
506
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,981
- Ever?
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
507
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,817
- Bullshit.
- No, no, no. I'm a...
508
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,902
I'm a serial monogamist, I guess.
509
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,197
I do not understand your generation.
510
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,825
Um…
511
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:31,788
Well, I... I could explain it to you,
if you want, over dinner.
512
00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:36,000
How's your Saturday looking?
513
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,877
I don't do second dates.
514
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,881
Oh, so you consider this a first date?
515
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:49,764
Well, we could just…
have dessert right now.
516
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:55,395
The only thing I like after midnight
is a box of warm…
517
00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,524
fresh, Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
518
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:01,693
Got any on you?
519
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:06,447
You know, I usually do, but, um…
520
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,700
I mean, I could just go get some,
come right back.
521
00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:14,289
Goodbye, Max.
522
00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,840
Tully Hart. You have a good night.
523
00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,352
Mom, what's going on?
524
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,604
Marah, why are you up?
525
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,857
The noise. Why are you up?
526
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,819
I'm starting that new job on Monday,
and I was just looking for this.
527
00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:47,614
A hideous '80s briefcase.
528
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,073
It's a satchel.
529
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,785
Grandma gave it to me, my first job,
530
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,204
and I was just hoping
it would bring me some luck.
531
00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,626
You're okay with me working, right?
532
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,128
Whatever. I don't care.
533
00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,881
Just, who's gonna pick me up from school?
534
00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:06,716
Grandma sometimes,
535
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:08,468
or you can take the bus.
536
00:32:08,551 --> 00:32:11,554
I mean, you hate it when I pick you up.
You make me park down a block.
537
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:12,639
I know, I just...
538
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,143
I think maybe you should wait.
539
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:21,022
'Cause what if Dad changes his mind,
540
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:23,232
and you guys make up and he moves back in?
541
00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:25,276
Oh, baby, come here.
542
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,323
I don't know what's gonna happen
with me and your dad,
543
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,701
but you know that
we both love you so much and…
544
00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:38,122
we are always a family,
no matter what, okay?
545
00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:52,845
Good night, sweetie.
546
00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:16,244
- ♪ You got that kind of look, baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
547
00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:18,788
♪ You got that something
That makes me crazy ♪
548
00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:21,916
- ♪ You got me going, oh, baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
549
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,460
♪ I want your lovin' so don't say maybe ♪
550
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:29,382
♪ When you're holding me so tight
Don't you know that you feel all right ♪
551
00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:31,843
- ♪ You're the one ♪
- ♪ You're the one ♪
552
00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:34,470
- ♪ Baby, you're the one ♪
- ♪ You're the one ♪
553
00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:37,390
- ♪ You're the one ♪
- ♪ You're the one ♪
554
00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:39,100
♪ Baby, you're the one ♪
555
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:44,063
- ♪ Come in a little closer now, baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
556
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,858
♪ Just keep it moving
And don't get lazy ♪
557
00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:48,651
♪ It's getting so hot, baby ♪
558
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:52,572
♪ My head is spinning
And it's too hot and crazy ♪
559
00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:57,326
♪ When you're holding me so tight
Don't you know that you feel all right ♪
560
00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:59,120
♪ You're the one, you're the one ♪
561
00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:02,915
- Kate.
- Hi.
562
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,794
- Sorry, I didn't see you there.
- Oh, I am here.
563
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,087
And I brought food.
564
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:10,465
You bought me lunch?
565
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:13,426
Oh, well, Mutt and Carol are off
interviewing that Bill Gates guy
566
00:34:13,509 --> 00:34:17,096
and then Tully decided to tag along
and I figured maybe you might be hungry.
567
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:19,974
Oh, it just keeps coming. Okay.
568
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,642
Oh. Just in case, for later.
569
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:25,979
Soup, huh?
570
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,857
You're one of those.
571
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:29,567
A soup liker?
572
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,110
Guilty.
573
00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:33,780
- A caretaker.
- Oh.
574
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:36,866
- Sit down, come on, eat some of this.
- I already ate.
575
00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:39,327
Oh, I meant to say…
576
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:41,621
- Great job with the filing system.
- Oh.
577
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:44,082
Turned it into an actual system.
578
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,417
Place is starting to feel
like a real office.
579
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:49,545
And you are an excellent copy editor.
580
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,216
Tully was right, you're a dynamo.
581
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,594
Well, thanks.
582
00:34:56,677 --> 00:35:00,807
So, um, do you think
they'll get a good story at Microsoft?
583
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,935
Well, there's a civil war
going on in Lebanon.
584
00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:06,938
Meanwhile, we're dicking around
with bullshit soft news.
585
00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:11,025
This isn't journalism.
This is where journalism goes to die.
586
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:20,868
I mean, it's a great place to start,
it's just a bad place to end up.
587
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,036
Oh.
588
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:24,371
Yeah.
589
00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:28,501
Tully said you used to be
a war correspondent.
590
00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:33,506
- Million years ago, yeah.
- Well, why did you stop?
591
00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:38,219
Because sometimes
life kicks the shit out of you, Mularkey.
592
00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:40,388
I'm sorry. I… I didn't...
593
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,890
I just don't really like to,
uh, talk about it.
594
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,684
Yeah, no, sure. I get it. I won't...
595
00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:47,353
Um, we could talk about
something else. Um, sports?
596
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:49,855
You like sports?
597
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,942
No. You?
598
00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,281
You're sweet.
599
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:00,991
Ah…
600
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,369
Maybe too sweet for the news.
601
00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:05,621
Yeah, I'm actually not that sweet.
602
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,791
Okay, Mularkey.
603
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,462
- Just the Pepto and the cigarettes?
- Yeah.
604
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,066
…pressure for Nixon to resign is mounting…
605
00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:18,843
- That's $1.19.
- …from the investigation surfaces…
606
00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:21,929
- I thought you didn't smoke.
- Oh, they're for my mom.
607
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,307
Oh, right.
608
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:28,144
- I'll take a pack too, please.
- I can't sell you cigarettes.
609
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:29,395
Oh, they're for my mom.
610
00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:32,440
Well, I don't know who your mom is.
I'm sorry.
611
00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:40,656
Shh.
612
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,860
- What are you doing?
- You know the meaning of "shh"?
613
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,955
- Are you okay?
- What's going on back here?
614
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,624
Oh, I fell down, sir.
615
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,459
I'm a klutz.
616
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:55,338
There something
you want to tell me, Kate Mularkey?
617
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:02,511
No, sir. She's a… big klutz.
618
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,179
Big.
619
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,475
All right. Bye, then.
620
00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:08,684
Bye.
621
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,361
Oh, you're full of surprises, Mularkey!
622
00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:20,284
- Thanks for not ratting me out.
- Sure.
623
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,032
What? Do you still hate me?
624
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,242
No, I never hated you.
625
00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:28,204
Hey, hot girl, come talk to us.
626
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,748
Why should I if you don't ask nice?
627
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,542
Sassy, I like that.
628
00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,379
I bet you he follows us.
629
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:39,423
- Why are boys so simple?
- They don't seem simple to me.
630
00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,759
Hot girl! Don't make me chase you.
631
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:42,842
Too late.
632
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,390
I could get in trouble for talking to you.
633
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,894
Hey, I'm gonna stay and talk to…
634
00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:54,230
Pat.
635
00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:55,313
Right.
636
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,233
Pat.
637
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,110
See you, Mularkey.
638
00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:01,612
Oh, right. Bye.
639
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,743
You have my attention.
640
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:09,829
Come to a party with me on Friday.
641
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:12,081
I could make that work.
642
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,292
Pick you up at ten.
643
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,211
Unless that's past your curfew.
644
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:21,590
17 Firefly Lane,
and I don't have a curfew.
645
00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,976
I can't do it. I can't spend the night
drinking bad pinot grigio
646
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,519
with passive-aggressive moms.
647
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:36,480
I've seen you run circles
around those moms. You got this.
648
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:39,483
Easy for you to say. You're taking
a private jet to meet Clooney.
649
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,737
Just look out your window, you idiot.
650
00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:49,910
What are you doing?
651
00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:54,790
Tonight, you are Cinderella
and I am your prince.
652
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,469
I cannot believe
you picked me over Clooney.
653
00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:07,887
Ha! Me neither.
654
00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:18,314
Admit it, I look like the "before"
in one of your makeover shows.
655
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:21,108
This dress is a metaphor
for everything that's wrong in my life.
656
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,027
Stop it. You're fine.
657
00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:25,863
You don't get it.
You don't know what it's like to fail.
658
00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:29,075
- You succeed at everything you try.
- You are so much braver than me.
659
00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:33,329
Your family,
that is the real accomplishment.
660
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,331
I will never have that.
661
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:38,459
I was too scared to even try.
662
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:42,838
I'm not brave.
Now I'm starting over alone and it sucks.
663
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,591
You're not alone, babe. You got me.
664
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:49,970
In fact…
665
00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:54,725
- Give me a second.
- What are you doing, Tully?
666
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:58,729
- All right, girl, take that off.
- I do not have the boobs for that dress.
667
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:01,816
Just put it on, bitch. Trust me.
668
00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,111
You're insane.
669
00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:07,905
- Oh, those are appealing.
- Right?
670
00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:10,491
Should I just go in this?
Really turn some heads?
671
00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:23,671
It's… it's too much.
672
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:24,797
It's perfect.
673
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:27,716
It's perfect.
674
00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,395
Just one more.
675
00:40:56,078 --> 00:40:59,248
Hey, uh… new girl, right?
676
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,750
Yeah, I don't know
what you think you just saw...
677
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:05,379
My name's Tully,
and I didn't see anything.
678
00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:09,091
Well, um…
679
00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,052
You know, my mom, she, uh…
680
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,180
she freaks out if I'm late. So, uh…
681
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:16,014
Yeah.
682
00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:17,682
Moms.
683
00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:24,190
They're hard.
684
00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:33,365
Hey, boy, how you doing?
685
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:36,827
She's a girl. Her name's Sweet Pea.
686
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,456
You want to feed her?
687
00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:44,210
No, I have somebody coming to pick me up,
I can't get horse slime on me.
688
00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:54,678
Come on! We'll miss the keg!
689
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,473
Uh, see you, Mularkey.
690
00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:02,520
♪ Out driving in the rain ♪
691
00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:11,237
Coming to you live
from the Seattle Zoo,
692
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,740
the scene of this afternoon's
horrific elephant trampling.
693
00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:18,410
This is Tallulah Hart.
694
00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:22,081
This is Tully Hart.
695
00:42:22,164 --> 00:42:25,084
This is… Terry Hart.
696
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,503
No, that's... No. Don't like that.
697
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:30,130
So did Johnny say that he'd put you on?
698
00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:33,384
Not exactly. He says I'm still too green.
699
00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,511
I need more newsroom experience,
700
00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:39,974
and then he started mumbling
about some debt crisis in Latin America.
701
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,183
Blah, blah, blah.
702
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:48,857
So, like, is his life the news,
or is he married,
703
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,944
or is, like… single or?
704
00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:55,864
Miss Mularkey…
705
00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:59,159
How long have you been
wanting to do the deed…
706
00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:02,538
with the man who signs your paychecks?
707
00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:05,124
Stop it! I don't want to do any deeds!
708
00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:07,626
I get it. I get it.
709
00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:11,088
Super handsome, mind of a cynic,
heart of a dreamer type.
710
00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:13,591
It's sexy. I've thought about it.
711
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:17,761
Wait, you have?
712
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,264
Yeah, but Johnny's the boss.
713
00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:23,642
Bad idea, plus now that
I know you're interested...
714
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:27,021
No, it is not like that.
I'm not... I mean, like, he's interesting,
715
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,731
but I'm not interested.
716
00:43:28,814 --> 00:43:31,108
I just admire him in like a…
717
00:43:31,191 --> 00:43:34,069
you know,
like a mentor-mentee kind of way.
718
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:38,240
The kind of mentor who teaches the mentee
what it means to be a woman?
719
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:41,577
Ah! I got a snort!
720
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:44,705
I do not have a crush on Johnny Ryan.
721
00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:47,041
- Okay? I swear.
- Okay. Okay.
722
00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:56,300
Mm. There's nothing like the musty scent
of a junior high school gym.
723
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,093
So much better than Clooney.
724
00:43:58,177 --> 00:44:01,513
Stop it. I love it.
There is no other place I would rather be.
725
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,140
- Thank you.
- Kate!
726
00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,602
- Hey!
- Hey.
727
00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:09,521
Wow, you look fantastic.
728
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:13,484
Thank you.
Um, this is my best friend, Tully...
729
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,819
Holy shit, Tully Hart.
730
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:17,237
Indeed.
731
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,907
Hi, I'm Travis.
My daughter loves your show.
732
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:22,910
We tape it and watch it
every day after school.
733
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,746
Okay, I tape it. I'm the fan. I love you...
734
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:26,997
- Thank you.
- Your show.
735
00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:29,875
It's nice to meet you, Travis.
736
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:32,586
Kate, the silent auction, it's a mess.
737
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:33,837
We need your help.
738
00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:36,298
I am on it.
739
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:37,758
Here. Got you.
740
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,678
Sure you made the Federal Express cut off?
741
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,554
Yes for the 14th time.
742
00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:45,474
I'm gonna drive the tape
to Tacoma myself next time.
743
00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:47,726
Kate. Kate, Kate, Kate.
744
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:48,977
Mmm.
745
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,939
- What would I do without you?
- What would you do?
746
00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:55,693
You guys are the best. Do you know that?
747
00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:58,278
I know you're drunk.
748
00:44:58,362 --> 00:44:59,655
I'm not.
749
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,658
Come on, let's dance!
750
00:45:02,741 --> 00:45:03,659
Oh, love it!
751
00:45:03,742 --> 00:45:09,123
♪ Sometimes I feel I've got to run away ♪
752
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:12,251
♪ I've got to get away ♪
753
00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:16,880
♪ From the pain you drive
Into the heart of me ♪
754
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:22,886
♪ The love we share seems to go nowhere ♪
755
00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:26,014
♪ And I've lost my light ♪
756
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:30,394
♪ For I toss and turn
I can't sleep at night ♪
757
00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:36,650
♪ Once I ran to you
Now I'll run from you ♪
758
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:43,657
♪ This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you ♪
759
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:47,202
♪ Take my tears and that's not living ♪
760
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:49,455
♪ Oh, tainted love ♪
761
00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:52,833
♪ Whoa, tainted love ♪
762
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:59,339
♪ Now I know I've got to run away ♪
763
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:02,676
♪ I've got to get away ♪
764
00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:06,930
♪ You don't really want any more from me ♪
765
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:13,270
♪ To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight ♪
766
00:46:13,353 --> 00:46:20,319
♪ And you think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way ♪
767
00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:27,117
♪ Once I ran to you
Now I'll run from you ♪
768
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:44,051
Thanks a lot. Bye.
769
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,596
♪ When are you going to land? ♪
770
00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:55,103
♪ I should have listened to my old man ♪
771
00:46:57,105 --> 00:47:00,150
♪ You know you can't hold me forever ♪
772
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:03,987
- Hey, this is Kate. Leave a message.
- Hey, did you leave?
773
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:05,822
Call me.
774
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:14,915
♪ This boy's too young to be singing
The blues ♪
775
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:26,510
♪ So goodbye yellow brick road ♪
776
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:30,347
♪ Where the dogs of society howl ♪
777
00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:35,185
♪ You can't plant me in your penthouse ♪
778
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:38,564
♪ I'm going back to my plow ♪
779
00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:43,360
♪ Back to the howling old owl
In the woods ♪
780
00:47:43,443 --> 00:47:46,822
♪ Hunting the horny back toad ♪
781
00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:52,995
♪ Oh, I've finally decided
My future lies ♪
782
00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:58,333
♪ Beyond the yellow brick road… ♪
783
00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:11,220
Mmm.
784
00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:19,021
Well, well, well,
if it isn't the late-night doughnut fairy.
785
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,568
Came back early from New York.
786
00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:27,988
I was going to go
to the fundraiser, but I just...
787
00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:30,407
I couldn't face it.
788
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,329
Go home to Kate and your daughter.
They miss you.
789
00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:38,415
I made a mistake, Tully.
790
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,585
Think maybe I've made a lot of mistakes.
791
00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:44,546
Yeah, going to New York was
a huge mistake, but Kate'll forgive you.
792
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:46,423
Not New York, everything.
793
00:48:46,506 --> 00:48:49,009
My whole life, it's all wrong.
794
00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:52,054
- Go home to your wife, Johnny.
- I don't have a wife.
795
00:48:54,222 --> 00:48:56,767
Can I just… Can I stay with you tonight?
796
00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,018
I need you, Tully.
797
00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:04,273
Please.
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