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Oh, my god, Sebastian, is it on?

Dude, I go to film school; it's on,

- Right, okay, so we got the new pledges

in the back of the truck,

We're gonna prank 'em, alright?

We rigged it up earlier so the nooses are gonna break away,

But they have to prove their trust

into brothers, - Yeah,

- So they're gonna jump, nooses are gonna fall off,

- Hey, and remember, they don't jump, they don't get in,

- That's right, - Alright, let's do this,

- Woo-hoo-hoo! - Let's do this,

Get up, get up, let's go! - Out of the truck!

- Let's go, let's go! - Let's go!

- C'mon, c'mon!

Get your Sally-asses out, c'mon,

- We're gonna have some fun, boys!

C'mon, c'mon!

Let's go get 'em,

Do you wanna be here?

Yes, brother,

What is this about?

Trust,

What?

Trust,

Lift your hoods,

Now get up there and put those around your neck,

- Step up,

Nooses on,

Nooses on,

This is about trust,

- Put down your hoods

Put 'em down,

- Tie their hands,

Tie their hands,

Pledges, you are here for one purpose,

That is to show trust in your new brothers,

When we tell you to, you will jump,

If you do not jump, Thad, what will happen?

- If you do not jump, you will not get in,

- You will not get in,

On the count of three,

One, - Two,

Who's that?

What?

- Who's that?

What are you doing here?

What the hell?

- This is a private ceremony!

Sebastian, who is this guy?

Is the one of our brothers?

Oh, shit!

Oh, man, no!

Don't, don't, don't!

Don't, don't!

Don't kill me!

Ah, no!

What's going on out there?

Say something!

- What the hell?

Gonna light my house on fire,

- Okay, at least have some breakfast before you go,

- I'll grab a granola bar,

- That's not breakfast,

Did you hear me, honey?

I said, drive carefully, - I'll call you,

- Um, are you coming home next weekend?

- Ah, I'll probably be busy the next few weekends,

but I'll try,

Don't forget to a refill on your meds,

I put some cash on the counter,

You need it,

- I love you my,

big, grown-up college girl, - I love you, too, mom,

Yo, yo, yo!

DJ Skizza here, bringin' you the tunes on college radio!

Gonna bring up some jams next,

But before I do, wanna remind y'all

to make sure you're login' on to www, collegepranks, us,

That's right, www, collegepranks, us,

Submit your prank videos for the chance to win 25 K!

- Hey, Sarah, what's up?

Yep, just got to our place,

Okay, yeah, can you give me like, 15 minutes?

I'll just meet you at the coffee shop,

Alright, bye!

Yes,

I'm on my way,

Check this out!

Blow that stuff, do it!

This is a party now,

What up, girls?

College Pranks, what up?

What up, girl?

25K, I know you want it,

Check it out, upload your vid,

The top four are winners,

The top four winners are gonna make their way

to the final mountain College Pranks Showdown!

Jenn!

You look awesome!

- Thank you, it's a start,

Oh gosh!

I have so much to tell you about my summer,

- Okay, wait, just let me get a latte first,

and then we'll talk,

- Get this, to you remember Alice Drexler

from poly sci last year?

Yeah, why?

- She was totally supposed to be on that train

that crashed at the beginning of summer,

She got sick and missed her trip,

- I remember that,

She told me she was totally

gonna change her life, then a week later,

boom, died in a head-on car crash!

- No way! - Yeah,

Who knows when the grim reaper is gonna tell you:

Party is over!

Anyway, the first half of my summer,

I worked as an unpaid intern at an ad agency,

I got to go to all these photo shoots

with cute, half-naked guys,

It was totally hot!

Until I got laid off,

- Only you would find a way to get fired

from an unpaid internship,

- It is a gift,

But then I got to spend the second half

of my summer in Italy,

I met this hottie named Vito,

We rode across the countryside on his scooter,

drank wine, made love,

- Sounds like a romance novel,

- It was,

Girl, we need to work on finding you a man,

Or at least get you laid, - I do not need to get laid,

- Getting laid never hurts,

Oh, check out those Moby Dicks across the street,

Yum!

- I bet you haven't even read that book,

- Nobody does,

Let's go, - Everyone does,

You're supposed to,

It's a part of school!

- It's got problems with the alternator,

battery, radiator hose, serpentine belt,

Crack in the engine block,

- Is that all?

- I can fix what's absolutely necessary

for about 800 bucks,

- Would you take a check?

Or, and a credit card?

- Here, let me take care of it,

- No, I'm a big girl now, I can handle it,

Are you sure?

Okay, then let me at least pay for dinner,

- Deal, - Okay,

What the?

What the fuck? - It wasn't--

It wasn't me!

There's been these two tool sheds picking on me lately,

He just got off work,

This is their way home,

It's time to get even,

♪ Let your speakers blow ♪

- I cannot believe you dragged me here!

- Oh, I didn't have to try that hard,

- I look like an idiot,

- No, you look great,

Really, you look amazing!

- Hate you right now, - And I love you,

So let's have fun; let's party!

- Baby, baby, baby!

Donka, donka, donkey!

Now that's sexy, that's sexy, yeah,

Lookin' good, baby,

Give it a smack right here,

Mm, gonna make one of these jealous,

Hello, ladies,

You must be Italian,

I like it,

Oh yeah, do your walk,

What the?

Dude, man!

Come on, this place is off the hook

with drop-dead gorgeous chicks,

and you look like you're picking up fabrics,

- Dude, I am done with these mall princesses,

Same makeup, hair, attitude,

- So what?

This is college, bro!

Come on,

substance is optional,

- Yeah, whatever,

- Oh, come on, man,

What happened to Cam, my wing man, huh?

You still thinking about the website?

Or your dad?

The super surgeon?

- Oh, do not go there,

- Dammit!

Where the hell's Cameron?

- Who the fuck's Cameron?

Who the fuck are you?

- The guy that owns this place,

- Lookit, look,

there's no flow being all casual,

But we can turn this thing around,

Come on, man! - Alright, I know,

Where's Cameron?

- Alright, I got something wicked, right?

- For shizzle, you got this, baby,

Bring the sexy, you know how we do it,

There you go,

Let's keep it going,

- Cameron! - Woo, shit,

- What the hell is going on here?

- Dad, what are you doing here?

- What am I doing here?

What the hell are you doing

throwing a party in my house?

- Look, I didn't know there'd be so many people,

I'm sorry, - Stop!

Okay, just stop,

You know, I've been calling you for days now,

And now you've got the balls to throw a kegger in my house?

- Dad!

Can we just go to my room to talk, please?

- Dammit, go!

- Okay, so, it's $100 just to touch 'em,

Thank you,

- Awesome!

- Listen, Cameron,

If you wanted to throw a pool party

you could have just asked me,

But this?

This is ridiculous,

- I'm sorry,

Look, I know I shoulda returned your calls,

What do you think of the website?

- What's your perspective operating costs?

Hmm?

What's the ROI?

- I mean, we're still tinkering with it,

- Tinkering, my ass!

Do you even have a business plan?

- Yeah, my friend john is writing one,

- You know what, John?

I mean, if Tim were doing this thing,

he'd have every bit of this-- - I'm not Tim!

- I understand you're not Tim,

That's the damn reason I'm talking about this--

- Dad!

Enough,

Why do you always compare?

Forget it,

- Sorry,

Sorry,

Have you talked to Tim lately?

- Why?

You know he's forgiven you,

- I doubt that,

Well, you'll find out in a couple of days

at the family reunion,

Oh, and your cousin Shelby's gonna be there,

I know you always love seeing her,

- Yeah,

Don't count on me being there, alright?

- Hey, yo, Cam!

Cameron?

Hey, what happened?

Hey!

- Whoa!

You got a problem, bro?

- Whoa,

- I asked you a fucking question, tough guy,

- Party foul, friend, shit happens,

- You're goddamn right it does,

- Look,

tell me how you want this to end,

Do you assholes even go to school here?

- You know what, fuck him up,

Oh shit, oh!

- Jesus, man, you're fucking crazy,

- You know where the door is; use it,

- Damn, brother, that was some dark shit,

Hey, you just got knocked the fuck out, baby!

- Got ya! - Sarah, what the hell?

- Oh yes, I got it all on tape,

You are going to be famous,

- What are you talking about?

- College Pranks contest,

I decided to enter,

Haven't you checked it out yet?

- Not yet,

- Come on, I mean, it's full of stupid pranks,

but the winner gets 25 Gs!

- 25 grand? - Yes,

And you are my ticket to a mountain getaway,

- Thanks a lot, - Come on!

You should think about entering, too!

I mean, who could use the money more than you?

- I just, I don't have enough time,

With school and-- - Oh please, Miss Brainiac,

No excuses,

Hey, Jenn, Jenn,

Jenn, Jenn, Jenn,

check out this Cameron guy,

He's from Pi Beta down the street,

And woof!

Isn't he the guy that we saw last night?

He's alright, - Alright?

Oh, my gosh, Jenn, look!

My video's up,

Sarah?

Is that you?

- Alright, okay, this is our buddy Tyler's room,

And he's about to get a wake-up call!

Yeah, baby!

- Yeah, baby!

Alright,

He is gonna shit,

- He's dead asleep,

Come on,

let's go, let's go,

He has no idea,

Yeah, baby,

Go, go, go, come on!

Fuck you guys!

- Alright, remember, I'm Cameron, that's the wake-up prank,

So you better vote for me,

- Hi, Father, need a hand?

- Nah!

I'm moving one box at a time,

I could use the exercise,

Besides, it'll be awhile before the orphanage

moves into a smaller space,

How much are you behind on rent?

- $20,000,

It's okay, though,

God works in mysterious ways,

Maybe this way, each orphan will get more attention,

- Mysterious ways?

Funny, I just thought He was deaf,

- You have to have faith, my son,

- I've given faith a try before,

What can you tell me about faith?

- Let's talk,

Whoa, you okay there?

- Yeah, you know, maybe I could use a little help

with some of the heavier boxes,

- Of course,

Christy?

- Hi, baby sis,

How you doin'?

- Hey, do you have access to the net?

- Yeah, why?

- Go to www, collegepranks, us,

I'm thinking about entering,

- It says here, the game's gonna be played

in the mountains and you'll be camping,

You didn't join the Girl Scouts

because you're terrified of the outdoors,

- No, I was terrified of your camp-side ghost stories,

Besides, I really need the money,

It's not just me,

Mom, and-- - Look, I gotta go, okay?

I can't deal with mom's problems,

You know? - No,

Of course not,

- I'll be following you online, okay?

I hope you get in, I really do,

- Great, - I love you,

Love you too,

- Oh, how dare you!

Bitch!

- Payback's a bitch,

- Dammit, get out!

Get out!

- What, I took your advice,

25 grand, all mine!

- Get out!

Get out!

Fuck you!

Every fucking time,

every fucking time you pull this shit,

- You know what, Peter, why are you ignoring me?

- No, I'm not fucking ignoring you!

- Why can't you answer the fucking--

- Every goddamn time, I've answered every fucking question

that you've asked-- - I'm walking out,

- Oh yeah, pull that shit,

No, this is bullshit,

You're not gonna be doing this,

Bullshit, no, no!

Every fucking time, you pull this shit!

I'm trying to work through it, okay?

- Work through? - You have no patience,

- You are such a fucking liar,

- Bullshit, - I'm done,

- I'm the fucking liar?

No! - I'm done,

- Oh, my god,

Hey, I need to borrow some facial cream, hun,

- I'm in,

What?

- The final prank,

I'm in,

- Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh, the contest is gonna take place

this weekend in the Colorado mountains,

where a sole winner will be awarded $25,000!

Oh, my gosh, it sounds like spy stuff,

College Pranks cannot guarantee your personal safety,

Precaution advised,

- Precaution advised?

- You're going down those train tracks

just like Alice Drexler,

We're almost here,

This is stupid,

I don't even know where I'm going,

- Dude, don't worry,

My friend Katie knows this girl, Nicky,

who heard from somebody that they've set all

all sorts of safety precautions,

You're totally safe!

Great, I feel so much better

because Nicky's anonymous friend says it's okay,

- You, you're gonna film it all, right?

- They said not to bring anything,

- Jenn, break the rules every now and then,

Don't worry, I brought my camera, and you can borrow it,

- Thanks, - You're welcome,

Now, go have fun,

This is your first time getting away from it all,

- You're right,

- I'm so jealous, - You're gonna watch,

online, all weekend, right? - Yes,

I will watch online all weekend,

Get out of my car,

Love you! - Love you,

Oh, my god,

We have

our mace,

GPS,

Spaceman head cam thing,

Train ticket, check on the card

with a bear, fantastic, good, bears,

Exactly what I was hoping for,

Alright,

we have a map,

We're getting close,

Hi, excuse me, sir,

Could you tell me how to get to this location?

- Yeah, well, let's have a look-see here,

Now, well, you wanna go there?

- I think so,

- Well, I'm headed that way myself,

Would you like to hitch a ride?

- Ah,

yeah, sure, if it's not too much trouble,

- Well, sure, come on,

Just climb right in and I'll take you right up there,

So, what brings you to these parts?

- I'm here to play a game,

What kind of a game is it?

- I don't know really,

- You know, nobody goes up there where you're going

no more, - Why not?

- Well, it's just that some college kids from the city

went up there a few years back to camp out,

and well, they called it a game,

but it was a game of death,

They each one made a hangman's noose,

And then they threw the ropes over the tree limb

and stood on a platform,

Each one of 'em put his head into the noose,

Well, it was like these geniuses wanted

to play the hangman's game for real,

And they just should've fallen a few inches,

But something happened,

- You think someone killed them?

- Well, they never caught no one,

Police finally just said it was a college prank gone bad,

Well, they always say that

so the tourists don't get scared off,

But rumor has it,

the killer's still out there somewhere,

waiting for his next victim,

- Why are we stopping?

- We're here, - We're here?

- You see that trail over there?

You just follow that trail

and it'll take you right up to where you wanna go,

- Of course, a deserted trail,

- Give you a ride back to town?

- No, thank you for the ride,

- Any time,

I wouldn't mind getting to know you better!

- Oh, sorry to interrupt!

- You must be Jennifer?

I saw your picture on the College Pranks website,

- Oh, you can just call me Jenn,

- Cameron,

I'm sorry, ah, my friends call me Cam,

- You're crazy,

I've seen you around,

Do you go to the coffee house a lot?

Yeah, sometimes,

- Alright,

Well, what do you think they're gonna have us be doing?

Do you think it's gonna be like,

one of those survivalist shows?

You know, with pranks?

You know, last man?

Or woman standing,

- I bet they're just gonna have us eat like,

bugs and grubs and-- - Well, that's not bad,

As long as there's no pigs feet or cow brains,

I vote we just survive the elements

and then deal with whatever pranks they throw at us,

- Well, if we do have to vote people off,

you wanna get an alliance?

- I'll get back to you on that,

- Hey, wait up!

I'm Jeff,

- Good lord, did you swim up here, bro?

- I need to get in shape,

- Ah, yeah, I'd say so,

- I think the rules say we're supposed to have cameras on,

- Oh, God, Mr, Rules and Regulations,

- I didn't make the rules,

I just think we were supposed to record our first meeting,

- He's right,

Alright, fine,

- I'm dying here,

Oh, I'm gonna puke,

Just take some deep breaths,

You'll be alright,

- Fine,

- Hey, everybody, I'm Cameron,

You know me,

I'm the guy that's gonna win the 25 K,

- Oh, that's my boy,

That's my boy, okay,

Keep dreaming,

- Please,

- Hey, I'm Jeff,

I'm a Pisces,

- Who's this Jeff geek?

- It is so beautiful!

Those have to be 13 years or 14 years--

- Oh, look at that!

Okay, look, - Look at that,

- I cannot believe, he's looking at her boot,

He's looking at that booty,

- That is some great scenery,

There it is!

- You better hurry up, we're only halfway there,

- They got us hooked up, - Or something,

Wow! - Alright, cool,

Nice, what's that?

- Welcome to the College Pranks campsite,

The game begins tomorrow morning,

Get your rest, you'll need it,

- Cool,

Alright,

Flashlights,

- Hey, don't you think it's kinda weird

that no one from the game came here to meet us?

- What, like some type of game host or what?

- I don't know,

- Well, maybe we'll meet 'em tomorrow,

Mystery guest,

Here, - You know what you're doing?

- Yeah, I did grow up in the Outback,

- Australia? - Ah, yes a diggery do,

Good day, mate, throw another Sheila on the barbie!

These are lame,

- Let's just get back to work,

- You want me to show you how to do this?

- No, that's okay,

My talent is winning the 25 K,

- Wow, I guess that is a good survival skill,

Alright,

Let me know if you find a tank of oxygen in there,

- Well, you made it, so relax,

Take a load off,

I guess we'll get firewood in a bit,

- How about you two honeymooners take that tent?

And I'll take this one, - Wait,

You never know, by the end of the night you might--

- Not gonna happen,

- Well, that hangman character you mentioned,

he could still be lurking around these woods,

- Well, that's why God invented pepper spray,

- Alright, alright, well played,

Just make sure you get the hangman and not me,

Hey!

Who the fuck are you?

- Whoa!

Chill, I'm Trevor,

Yeah, who?

The fourth player,

- You can just call me the Wild Card,

- You even go to Penderton College?

I've never seen you on campus,

Nope,

- Huh, well?

- Well what?

- Where do

you go

to school?

- Worton College, down South,

- Well, welcome to the game, Trevor,

I mean, Wild Card,

I'm Jenn, and this is Cameron, and Jeff,

- Come on, Jenn, let's go get firewood,

We'll go together,

- Who made you queen of the jungle?

Oh, my god!

That Jenn girl is one fine piece of ass!

- Come on, he's okay,

- Yeah, famous last words from the Hangman's victim,

- I never should of told you that crazy old man's story,

- Let's get wood,

Jenn, help!

Jenn!

Jenn, over here!

Oh, my god!

Are you okay?

- Now this is what I call a prank!

Hold on a second,

- Oh yeah,

Sorry!

Thanks for letting me down,

- You would of done the same for me,

- Well, I'd do you,

I mean, I would of done the same for you,

- You can let go of me now,

- What took you guys so long?

- Cameron got pranked,

Really?

- What was it?

- Rope snare strung him up,

Yep,

- So, you gonna make us dinner?

- Do I look like room service?

- Thanks,

- My man!

- You guys hungry?

- Thanks,

- There you go, here,

Jeff,

So, Jenn, what is your major?

- Psych, - Oh nice, what year?

- Last of undergrad, you? - Cool, second year, Biz-Ad,

Psych, huh?

So does that mean you're gonna be analyzing all of us?

I might have seen a picture

of the three of you in my Abnormal Psych book,

What about you, Trevor?

- Software engineering,

No offense, but--

- You would of never guessed?

I know,

Jeff, what about you?

- Undeclared, third,

- Dude, you can't be,

You have to be declared by the end of your second year,

- I know, I just transferred in

from a school from the Springs,

- Now this is how you cook a hotdog, children,

- Yeah, if you're a sexual offender,

Like you're an expert?

- Look, I know how to survive in the wild, Sasquatch!

- Like, in Australia? - Yeah, that,

And an African safari with my brother and pops,

A month long expedition through the jungles

in South America, - Yeah right,

Here come the war stories,

Remember, she's a psych major,

She'll know if you're lying,

- Alright,

A couple years back we were trekking through Venezuela,

right along the Orinoco river,

And we had to cross with 70 pounds of gear on our back

and water up to our necks,

And we got about three quarters of the way across,

and the water,

it looked like it was trembling,

What?

- Piranhas,

- That's when I bumped my brother Tim,

and he just plunged right under the water,

Finally I was able to pull him to shore,

But it was sheer willpower that got us out of there,

Willpower, that's why I'm alive today,

- Or, you weren't meant to die,

- What, you mean like, God's plan?

I disagree,

We saved ourselves out there,

- So, Dr, Jenn, is he telling the truth?

- I'm not a psychic,

- We all have our scars,

I grew up fending for myself,

And when things got rough,

I found comfort in drugs,

But the more I took,

I did terrible things,

- Like what kind of terrible things?

Did you hear that?

- Oh, it's gotta be the pranksters,

- Are we gonna go after every little sound we hear?

- There are animals in the woods,

You know, wild animals?

- Come on, let's go check it out!

Look, Jeff,

I've got protection, come on!

- I got protection, too, but it's lubricated,

And I'm talking to myself,

You miss me yet?

Hey, what was that?

I didn't hear Anything,

Come on, take my hand,

- That's disgusting,

- Looks like pig guts,

What, a wild pig?

What would even cause that?

- No, it's gotta be a prank,

Otherwise this would be an all-you-can-eat bear buffet,

- Pig guts?

That's weak, I can do better than that,

- Weak, he's right,

It could attract bears,

- Well, Tarzan, maybe you could swing down a rope

onto a bear's back, stab it in the neck,

and drink the blood out of a boar's tusk,

- Hey!

There's something over there,

Come on, Trevor, let's check it out,

- I don't have anything,

My hero,

- Will you wait here while I go find a bush?

- No problem,

Stay within shouting distance,

- Jeff, Jeff!

Where are you?

Cam?

Trevor?

This better not be a prank, you guys!

Cam?

Jeff, Jeff!

Trevor, anyone?

Anyone, please!

Cam, where are you?

Jenn!

Jenn wait, I see you,

Just wait there,

Hey, are you alright? - Yeah,

Where's Trevor?

- Shopping for balls,

What was that noise? - I don't know,

I found the rest of the pig in a tree,

It's not what I would call a funny prank,

- Creepy,

Come on,

Guys!

Help!

Anybody!

Help!

I went to go to the bathroom,

- Man, let the pranks begin,

I wonder if we'll get any sleep tonight,

- Can you please let me down

before Niagara Falls pours all over my face?

- Whoa!

We have now entered Strangeville,

- The pranks are getting better,

I'm still not impressed,

- Seems like they're playing heavy

into this whole Hangman theory,

- They're just trying to scare us to make us think

we'll end up like those other dead college kids,

I choose to focus on the winning,

The rest is just window dressing,

- What if fate has something else in store for you,

you jerk off?

- How do you know what your fate's gonna be tomorrow?

- All I know is our actions determine what we get

Free will,

- I believe we all follow a path that's laid out for us,

- Nobody cares what you believe,

- If a good person dies young, is that free will?

- I don't know,

I believe what I believe,

- Look, it's getting late, and we're gonna need all the rest

we can get for tomorrow,

God, I didn't drink that much, but I am feeling it,

Night, - Good night,

Yeah, well,

you two can have that tent,

Good night,

- Whoa, whoa, whoa,

I don't think that fate has been decided yet,

- Yeah, maybe not in your mind,

- How about we flip for it?

- How about we wrestle for it?

You're not the one I'd like to wrestle with,

Who is it?

- The other tent's full,

And besides, I don't think it's safe

for you to sleep alone tonight,

You can keep the other side of the tent safe,

- Well, that's cool,

I'll just wait out here and wait for the fire to die out,

- Good night,

- Good night,

You remind me of my cousin Shelby,

- Is she a kissing cousin?

I'm kidding, she must be really cool,

- Yeah, she is,

And I was supposed to see here this weekend

at my parents' family reunion,

but instead I'm here with you,

- But you got stuck with me,

- Things could be worse,

- So, what does a guy like you

need 25 grand to play with?

- You think I'm an elitist,

No, no, it's alright, a lot of people do,

Truth:

I don't want my dad's money,

I want his acceptance,

I don't wanna live in my brother's shadow anymore,

With my dad, though,

it's complicated,

- Trust me, I know complicated,

Almost lost it back there when my flashlight died,

- Yeah, but, you're alright now,

- Yeah, thanks to your mad cave man skills,

- Yeah, well, I do everything except for the grunting,

No, I know how

to handle myself in the outdoors,

But I have trouble with other things,

- Like what?

I can't imagine you have any problem with girls,

- Just meeting the right one,

Well, have you given any more thought to our alliance?

- Well, I know you and Trevor won't be allies,

- What? Me and Trevor?

I love the guy,

like a fungus or something,

- Yeah, okay,

I could go for an alliance,

But the 25 K is all mine,

- Okay, shake on it,

- Or kiss,

Either way we'll seal the deal,

- I'd really like to see you

when we get back at school, - Yeah,

I'd like that,

Oh wow,

It's the beers, they're really kicking in,

I'm tired,

- Well, good luck tomorrow,

At least enough to come in second,

- Yeah, good luck to you,

- Night! - Good night,

- Who took my stuff?

- Relax, you've never gotten drunk and been markered before?

- There's no way I was that drunk last night,

- I think we were drugged,

You guys remember feeling groggy?

- So they could go through our stuff,

Yup, upping up the ante now,

Cell phones are all gone, too,

- And they took my clothes, what the hell!

- Oh, and we got this;

Coordinates to our first challenge,

Says we gotta go that way,

- Let me see it,

- Hey, that's mine! - Relax!

No, we gotta go that way, Magellan,

Yeah,

Hey, watch out!

- Those are my clothes,

This isn't funny,

This isn't funny anymore!

Do you hear me?

Hello?

Is anyone here?

- This is definitely it,

- I am not going in there,

- What, giving up on the 25 G?

- I'm already over these pranks,

- Hey, check it out,

Welcome to the first challenge,

Pick two players to enter the Cave of Doom!

That sounds ominous,

- Looks like they're gonna lock us in,

- Yeah, I'm staying out here,

I'll go,

- Alright, we got our first volunteer,

I'll go with you,

- Hey, don't I get a vote?

You trying to steal my prize money?

- Cam, enough!

- Why don't you just stay out here and keep Jenn company?

Can you do that?

- You know what?

That sounds like a good idea,

Let's go,

- You know, I coulda taken him,

Lucky for him, my index finger's my Achilles Heel,

So, Jenn, what brought you here?

- What else, the money,

And I wanted to challenge myself,

- What, living a life of quiet desperation?

- Aren't we all?

- And we all have a story,

What's yours?

- When my dad died, my mom got very protective of us,

She made us take walkie-talkies to the grocery store

which was only two blocks away,

And we'd have to hold hands and talk to her the whole time,

It was so embarrassing,

- Well, at least your mom cared,

- She does,

It's just time to move on,

So why are you here? - The cheese,

I'm tired of eating Ramen noodles and cat food all day,

At least, I think it was cat food,

Well, at least you have two

of the four food groups,

- What, you scared?

It's just bamboo,

Well, move along, my fellow spelunker,

- That's it; dead end,

Now look, what's that?

Should I push the button?

Well, I mean, I guess it's part of the game,

Right?

Alright,

Wait, wait!

- The gate,

- So, when this thing wraps up, how 'bout you and I

connect for a drink later?

I'm busy,

I knew this would happen,

It's probably nothing,

Maybe it's an elimination round,

What's it counting down to?

- Hopefully opening the gate,

- What the hell does boom mean?

- Boom, a bomb,

Like a stink bomb, like in junior high,

Like, a liquid fart,

Let's just get out of here

'cause I don't wanna smell like ass in front of Jenn,

- Before the countdown reaches one minute,

the button must be pressed and held

or the bomb explodes,

- Bomb, see, like a stink bomb,

Let's just figure out a way to get out of here,

It's probably gotta be like one of those room escape games,

you know, you play online?

- At 30 seconds, the gate will open

allowing one player free,

The C4 will detonate at the end of the countdown,

- C4?

Like, I mean, well, that's gotta be a prank,

Thanks for playing, College Prank Team,

- What the hell kind of prank is that?

- I don't know, but we have less than three minutes,

- Well, somebody's gotta push the button then,

- You pressed it, not me,

- No, we both decided to push it,

- On what planet?

I said, wait,

Both of us don't have to die,

Fuck, fuck!

Ah, fuck!

Alright, what do we do, what do we do?

Oh man,

- It's not depressing the button enough; it's too big,

And these aren't heavy enough,

Alright, alright,

Look, okay,

you should push the button,

I mean, you've already done terrible things, right?

You admitted it,

- Who gave you the right to play God?

- If you look at it from a utilitarian standpoint,

who's got more to offer society, huh?

- That's bullshit!

You had everything handed to you,

That doesn't change the facts,

- What facts?

If I'd of been in the same place,

I would've done the same or more!

- Well, that's not really the issue now, is it?

- Every Saint has a past,

And every sinner has a future,

You're still no Saint,

- What?

Look, we got one minute to push this button or we both die,

- I deserve to live!

Why's that?

- Because I believe in God and you don't!

- I never said I don't believe in God,

I just think we choose our own fate,

- How do you choose your fate now?

- I don't know,

Look, I don't know, I can't decide this on my own,

Look, whoever set up this death trap

wants one of us to decide the fate for both of us,

So much for your free will theory, huh?

- Look, we got 30 seconds to push a button, huh?

Or we both die,

Who's it gonna be?

So, if you and I were the last two people

on earth because of a natural disaster,

what would you think would happen to the human race?

Humanity probably wouldn't survive,

Cam?

Get out of the way!

Get down!

What the fuck?

- Whoa, what the?

What just happened, dude?

Is that a fucking bomb, or what?

- Where's Jeff?

- This isn't a game anymore,

That was a real bomb in there,

- Trevor!

Can you hear me?

Are you okay?

I don't get it; why are they trying to kill us?

- I don't know, okay?

Alright, we gotta get him to the hospital,

And then we gotta call the police, Come on, help him up,

- We have to get him down the mountain,

- Yeah, but he's gotta be able to walk; I can't carry him,

Fuck,

- Shit!

We are not playing anymore, you fuckers!

- Alright, okay, it says there's a marker right over there,

Wait here, alright?

Wait with Trevor, I'll be right back,

- Shit, shit, shit, shit!

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay,

- Here,

Look,

- Mom?

Mom?

- Jenny!

Jenny, you have to finish the game!

If you don't continue, they're gonna kill me!

Jenny, help me! - Why are they doing this?

Help me!

Okay, I don't know,

This is way off the reservation,

- We need to get help,

The cameras, the cameras,

I got on the train at Union Station,

And I got off at--

- Man, I don't know what the fuck is going on right now,

I don't know, man,

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Alright,

Our coordinates are different,

That means they want us to split up,

Hey, Trevor?

Trevor?

Can you hear me?

You there?

- What happened, where's Jeff?

- He's dead,

And the money?

- No--

I knew it,

- Look, buddy,

we gotta leave you here for a little bit, alright?

Alright, stop, it's not too much further

till we gotta split up,

What? - My dad's picture,

It's gone!

It's just a picture, right?

- No, it's,

Trevor, I had it when we were with Trevor,

- Okay, alright, look, calm down!

We haven't gone very far, let's just go back,

Fine,

- I don't know, man,

Cops say they're trying to track the website feeds,

but they keep bouncing all over the globe,

I don't know what the fuck is going on, man,

- Where's Trevor?

- I don't know,

I've never seen so much blood,

I couldn't even make anything out,

- Trevor?

Look at this,

Let's get out of here,

What happened in the cave with you and Jeff?

- He let me go,

- He gave his life for you, - Yeah,

I can't explain why,

- Mine say to go this way,

- Look, I don't think we should split up,

- We have to,

We have to follow the rules, for my mom,

- Be careful,

Cam, what are you doing?

It's you!

Why are you doing this? - No, Jenn, no,

Jenn, I found the knife in a box where they sent me,

They're watching us,

Somewhere,

What did you find?

Inside you'll find two syringes filled with rohypnol,

What's rohypnol? - They want us knocked out,

- Are you kidding me?

I'm not fucking injecting myself with that shit,

- Keep reading,

- You have five minutes to inject each other,

If you're still awake after that time,

your mother dies,

Do you really think, if we inject ourselves,

then we get to walk out of this alive?

- I don't know,

But what choice do we have?

- We've all got choices,

Life is a game of choices,

and we're playing the game right now,

Look, I say we go to the bottom of the hill,

we get the cops, we come back up here--

- No, time is running out

for my mother,

- Okay,

I said I would be here for you and your mom, remember?

- I have to follow the rules,

- What you have to do is decide what's right,

And I can help you with that,

You gotta trust me, Jenn,

We're on the same team,

- We both have to do it;

we don't have a choice,

Please,

Just do it,

- You know I could take that from you in one second?

- Please!

- You have no patience! - You are such a fucking liar!

- I'm a fucking liar?

No-- - We're done,

- No!

Jen, Jen, where are you?

Cam?

I'm in a coffin; they buried my alive,

- Same,

- Cam, I saw him,

I saw the Hangman,

Good evening, players,

Welcome to the last stage - Final Prank,

It's my honor to facilitate such an exciting finale,

So here are the rules:

Both of you have 10 minutes of air,

Both of you are six feet underground,

You must answer three questions right to survive the game,

A correct answer takes away two minutes

away from your opponent,

- I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Better save your breath,

Because the countdown begins now,

First question, let's see how well

you know your fellow players,

Not everybody comes from money

like daddy's boy, Cameron,

Some of us didn't get the choice

of the best possible college,

What college did Trevor attend?

- Fuck you!

Fuck you, what kind of question is that?

Why are you doing this to us?

Take your time,

What little you have,

- Worton, he went to Worton College,

Excellent, Cam, you are correct,

Next question:

Which one of your fellow players is a true murderer?

- You're the only murderer here!

Now, now, Jenn, be truthful,

I've read your diary,

Jenn, what's he talking about?

- How long have you been following us?

Tick-tock, time's a wasting,

Who is the real killer here?

- You are, Trevor, you are!

So give it up already, you hear me?

- I am,

I'm the murderer,

Jenn, what are you saying?

Points for honesty,

And Cam loses two minutes of oxygen,

And we're tied going into the last stage of the game,

As a bonus, I'm gonna take away three minutes

from the loser, - You worthless piece of shit!

I hope you rot in hell!

Final question:

Which one of you deserves to live?

Damn you!

- Jenn,

Jenn does, - Cam, no!

I underestimated you, Cameron,

That's very noble of you,

- Cam, you shouldn't have,

Jenn,

Jeff saved me earlier, and now, well,

you got a lot more to lose,

Jenn, take good care of your mom, okay?

Loved ones,

your fate has been sealed by the passing of your loved ones,

I'm sure you'd like an explanation,

But I'd rather you die

wondering why,

And Cam, think about how you got here,

Who's choice really was it?

I bid you adieu,

Fuck you, just let me out of here

for one fucking minute,

- No, no, Cam, don't,

Save your air, you don't have a lot of time,

- Mother fucker!

You know,

I shoulda gone to my family reunion instead,

- Yeah,

so you could be with your cousin, Shelby,

- And my dad,

he really goes all out for these things,

You should come next time,

- Yeah, I'd like that,

And I'll bring my mom,

- I hope she likes Italian,

- She loves it,

- We'll have a really good time,

- Cam?

- I feel like I'm under water,

- Cam?

Cam?

Cam?

Cam?

Cam?

Cam?

No, no!

No!

No!

- This is how it's gonna be, huh?

This is how it's gonna fucking be, okay,

every goddamn time,

- Fucking liar!

- Every fucking time,

Every time you pull this shit,

No, I'm fucking over this,

I'm fucking over this,

Really, you're such a fucking liar,

- Oh, my God!

Good evening, Jenn,

Welcome to the final good bye,

Who are you?

Your fate, or destiny,

Whatever you'd like to call me,

- And Jeff?

And Trevor?

What did you do to them?

Jeff?

I thought you were-- - A martyr?

A fool?

An orphan?

I wasn't always,

You see, my mother,

she had a social worker who helped her find a job,

Your father, Peter Maddux,

He helped her,

More than he should have,

They started having an affair,

But you already know that part,

Your diary was very illuminating,

I just though he'd hit her that night

and left her die on the side of the road

like some wild animal!

But now we know better,

- Cameron, you killed Trevor and him because of me?

- Don't flatter yourself,

Fate decided to intervene in more than one way,

Cam

was my half brother, - You're crazy!

- Doubt if you knew it,

but Conrad,

our father,

he did,

he doesn't even know my name!

And Cam had the life I shoulda had,

- Why kill your brother?

- So my father would know the heartbreak and torture

of losing part of his family!

- Well maybe if your mother wasn't sleeping around with--

- Don't you

speak of her like that,

- My mom,

why?

- Simple:

You took my mother,

I took yours,

Eye for an eye,

And as you can see,

she makes a great stand in,

Choices have their consequences,

Not to say I didn't lead you a bit,

You and Cam,

The writings on the mirror, the car trouble,

He was just as money hungry,

And Trevor, what about him?

Lo and behold, who's face popped up on our website,

other than our good friend, Trevor?

Talk about predetermination,

When I was in middle school he used to carry

a double-sided quarter, both heads,

And he'd say, "I'm giving you a choice

"by flipping this coin,"

But he'd choose heads first, every time,

So I gave him a choice I never had:

A true blue, 50/50,

and he chose heads, like always,

He chose poorly,

I had more plans for Trevor,

but after he got hurt outside of the cave--

- You are a coward and a hypocrite,

- Agreed,

- You think you can play with other peoples' lives?

- What's done is done,

Our paths are set,

I'm in God's hands now, - No,

You're in mine,

Up! - Very appropriate,

Indeed, you're finally learning how to play the game,

I'll tell you what, I'll make it easy,

Looks like God has the final prank,

That's a crazy story,

- Right?

- So, some kid created a fake reality show

just to get these guys up here that he hated,

so he could kill them?

- Yes!

- There's no way that's true,

It's ridiculous,

- What the fuck?

- Come on, man, what is this? Did you set this up?

- No,

- Maggie, you must have set this up?

- No, I didn't, I swear,

- Alright then,

I'm just gonna go kick his ass,

- Come on, don't go out there,

Just turn around, - Jack, get back in the car!

Jack!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

- Holy shit!

Maggie, get in the back seat!

- Oh, my God, oh, my God!

Oh, my God!