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Hello John.
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Coming 'round for tea tonight?
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Chicken pie.
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Die........-!!!
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Congratulations, DI Major,
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you shot your grandmother.
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Again.
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You've obviously never
tried her chicken pie.
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I told you these
tests were pointless.
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Carver, is that you?
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The tests are essential.
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I've installed a full
software update.
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If it works he'll have
faster cognition,
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with no more glitches
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Carver, were you in the room
just now,
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when I asked about
getting porn on this?
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No,
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but thanks for
bringing us up to speed.
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I need something to help me relax.
Oww!
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Fuck a duck!
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They filter the Internet in here.
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I'm making my own photo-fit images
to jerk off to.
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Would you have any idea
how humiliating that ...
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Hi, hello.
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These people are members of the
AI Ethics Committee.
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They're here to observe your new
software update.
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How do you do.
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I don't think anyone wants to
shake that now, mate.
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We haven't got time to sit here
on our fannies.
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We got crimes to solve.
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"Fannies"?
Are you sure about this update?
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As you can see,
he's making excellent progress.
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These maps show the location for the
three most recent incidents.
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Well, the three points
form a triangle.
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That can't be a coincidence.
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Any three points form a triangle.
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This is the area where the fly-tipping
is concentrated.
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We need you to get in there and ...
- Fly-tipping?
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We are detective inspectors.
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You want us out there
to catch litter bugs?
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After you cocked up
last time you're lucky
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you're not standing
in the middle of the road
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holding a bloody great lollipop.
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We should be out there busting
meth labs and pedophiles.
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- PAEDophile.
- That's what I said. Pedophile.
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- PAEDophile.
- That's what I said. Pedophile.
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This is your first case, John,
I'm breaking you in gently.
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And, Carver.
You're supposed to be supervising him,
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not jumping off bloody car parks!
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I'll make sure he behaves, boss.
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Any progress on the
investigation into my shooting?
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You stay well away from that, John,
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That's been Gilbert and
Ryle's case from day-one.
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- Gilbert and Ryle are crap!
- Leave it, leave it.
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We'll get you the results on this,
boss. Come on.
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One more thing. Carver's right.
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Three points always make a triangle.
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What's going on, Roy?
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I want to know who shot me,
and it's like no-one cares!
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Not Dennett, not Gilbert and Ryle!
I mean, not even you seem ...
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What's this?
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My secret hobby for the last year.
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Don't get excited.
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I haven't found any answers.
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Operation Blue Finch.
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Plus everything we
know about your shooting:
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Faces, wheels, known associates.
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Everything.
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What?
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Don't look at me like that,
it's weird.
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I don't deserve you, buddy.
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First you take the rap for the
car park thing, which was,
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technically my fault,
and now this.
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What else have you been
taking care of for me?
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Kelly.
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Hiya. You all right?
How are you doing?
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Yeah, not too bad,
really, under the circ ...
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Oh, sorry, you were talking to him.
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I didn’t realise you were
sleeping here,
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I thought you
had your own place.
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I do have my own place, Kelly.
You just won't let me live in it.
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What are these? Is
it a photo-fit image?
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- Who's that?
- They're erm, confidential.
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Well, I brought you over
your things so ...
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Have you come to say that we're
through? Do I need an attorney?
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What! Do you mean lawyer?
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What? No. I came here
to ask you out for dinner.
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Because I can't remember the last
time we had a meal together, actually.
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Okay. Well. It was
the night that I got shot.
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We had that big row..
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Roy was comforting you,
and I remember thinking ...
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I should be going.
Give me a call later, yeah?
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Things are looking up!
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Yeah ...
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I'll just be a minute, mate, yeah?
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Since when did I support
Liverpool?
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Kelly!
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What, you're taking him out
on a date?
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- I need to talk to him.
- But what about talking to me?
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You've ignored my phone calls.
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Roy, these last few months
have been amazing, but,
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y'know it's like we've woken up
or more specifically, he's woken up.
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So, what, you just forget about us,
as if nothing's happened?
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I can't just dump John.
He's vulnerable.
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You know, if he messes up,
they're gonna...
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they're gonna...switch him off.
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Ah, bollocks will they switch him off!
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He's fine, Parfit's fixed him.
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I ran a software update.
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He won’t let me test it, so,
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I don’t know if it worked.
- This new software,
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is it American by any chance?
- Why do you ask?
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Catch ya' later, baby doll.
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Come on, buddy.
Time we hit that garbage dump.
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No reason in particular.
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- Nothing! Diapers ...
- Nappies!
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- ...aluminum cans...
- Aluminium!
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- I feel like a hobo.
- Oh for fuck's sake ...
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Why won't you do
Dr Parfit's tests?
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Look, I don’t need to be tested.
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'Cos I'm not a computer, or a robot,
or a machine!
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I'm augmented. That's all.
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We know that, mate.
But they're psychological tests,
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not the Turing test.
- What?
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The Turing test. Named after...
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Alan Turing, the code breaker,
I know what the Turing test is:
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you talk to someone
for an hour and
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see whether you
can tell if they're gay.
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It's definitely not that, mate.
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Bloody hell, what's this?
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- A cell phone.
- Mobile.
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There's no SIM. We might
be able to get some data off ...
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- Holy shit, a foot!
- Jesus!
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Male, size... ten.
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No blood. Tissue damage indicates
it was sawn off post-mortem.
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We're looking at a homicide.
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Was it just a foot? But why
would someone dump a single foot?
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Ritualistic? Partial tattoo suggests
an occult significance.
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Shit, Major! Looks like we're back
in serious crimes after all.
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Ugh! What did you do that for?
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- Oh, sorry.
- Fucking dickhead!
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Put it in a bag!
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Forensics said six hours
for a full DNA analysis.
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Judy, I need you to contact
Missing Persons,
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try to ID this tattoo.
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Okay, my name still
isn't Judy though...
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We're gonna crack this one,
John, I can feel it.
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Look who it is: Inspector Gadget.
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Beat it, assholes. I'm busy.
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Yeah. Busy being interviewed by us.
about your shooting.
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You update Dennet on the foot.
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No, you found it.
You deserve the credit.
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There's no I in team, Roy.
This one's yours.
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Don't be nervous, DI Major,
we're not gonna charge you.
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Not unless your battery's low!
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It was a joke.
Y'know, about you being a computer.
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You shouldn't make jokes like that...
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it's not very "PC".
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What have you got on my shooting?
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The gunman had a red jeep.
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Did you put out an APB
on the vehicle?
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All right, Siri.
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We'll ask the questions.
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We heard someone gave you a name
just before you got shot.
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Give me the name!
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Yeah.
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I can't remember it.
I tried, but I just ...
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Okay. I understand.
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Have you tried switching yourself
off and on again?
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I am not a computer.
I'm a detective, a human detective!
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It's just banter.
We're not serious.
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Right, this is who you
should be after: Liam Cleasby
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known associate of the shooters.
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We had him a few days ago,
but he ... got away.
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We saw Cleasby a year ago.
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Small-time dealer,
he didn't know anything.
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So that's it then!
Interview concludes.
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- Recording discontinued.
- What, that's it?
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This is meant to be a
homicide investigation.
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- Yeah... is it though?
- What do you mean, "is it"?
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- I'm the one that was murdered!
- Yeah, you were murdered,
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but you're not murdered anymore,
are you?
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So is it a murder case, or not?
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I'd call it attempted murder,
possibly GBH.
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I'll be honest, you're giving the
lawyers a real headache.
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Are you telling me I've not been
murdered? I've been fucking murdered!
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Calm down. Ctrl-Alt-Del
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Well, thanks for your cooperation.
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We'll likely speak to you
again in the future.
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- We'll leave you on standby.
- Standby! Like a computer.
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- Douche-bags.
- Douche-bags?
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- Catch all that, Cleasby?
- I'll pass it on.
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- What happens to him now?
- That's above my pay grade.
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- He doesn't remember anything.
- He remembers the jeep.
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Pity. I always liked this car.
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The tattoo is a Celtic symbol
associated with the Isle of Man.
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I'm liaising with the Manx police.
Tissue samples are with forensics.
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Okay, DI Carver.
I'll give you 24 hours.
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Let's see if you can
prove people wrong.
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Thanks, boss.
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What people?
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Well, you know. All those ones who
said you were washed up Major died.
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Who assumed you
were an alcoholic or
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had a breakdown,
you lost focus so much.
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God knows,
I said it myself a hundred times.
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Anyway,
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pep talk over. Go
and find me that killer.
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Just because I'm alive doesn't mean
I'm not a murder victim.
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Listen mate,
I don't mean to interrupt,
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but in this country
we drive on the left.
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What?
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Oh, shit!
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Sorry.
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Listen, mate,
I just want to say thanks for
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letting me take the
credit for the foot.
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The least I could. After the work
you done on my shooting.
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Operation Blue Finch.
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We're a good team. We always were.
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You don't even know the half of it.
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What d'you mean?
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How do you think that foot got on
the garbage tip in the first place?
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- The killer dumped it there.
- Or,
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maybe a good friend
of yours put it there?
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A friend who has access to the morgue,
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who can borrow a bit
of "evidence" to give
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your career a much-needed
shot in the ass?
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Thanks, John.
That's very thoughtful.
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Yeah? Cos I was worried you
might not be happy.
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- Why, what did you think I'd say?
- I dunno.
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Maybe, something like,
"you're a complete dickhead"?
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Who tampered with evidence,
desecrated a corpse,
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wasted police time, and
now we're both going to go to prison?
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You're pissed at me, aren't ya.
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You are.
You're pissed
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No, I'm pissed OFF.
You American twat!
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Pissed off!
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"Pissed" means drunk,
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and I'm stone-cold fucking sober!
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- He's real pissed.
- What were you thinking?!
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I was trying to help.
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You wanted to get
back on serious crimes!
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Not by committing one!
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What happens when the
DNA comes back,
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and it matches a body
we've already got?
245
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:01,309
I thought of that.
246
00:14:01,334 --> 00:14:04,249
We say it's not the same victim,
247
00:14:05,641 --> 00:14:07,229
but twins!
248
00:14:07,299 --> 00:14:09,013
Identical twins have the same DNA!
249
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,048
- Do they?
- I don't know, probably.
250
00:14:11,072 --> 00:14:12,630
Oh, fuckin' hell!
251
00:14:12,857 --> 00:14:15,771
We're in deep shit.
We need to fix this, and now!
252
00:14:15,852 --> 00:14:18,739
Yeah, yeah, and if anyone
can do that, it's us,
253
00:14:18,764 --> 00:14:22,056
and I would
honestly love to help, but
254
00:14:22,806 --> 00:14:25,302
I've got this date with Kelly
in 20 minutes, so erm ...
255
00:14:33,552 --> 00:14:35,552
You okay walking from here?
256
00:14:46,723 --> 00:14:48,141
I feel like we've
been here before.
257
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,802
What, sitting across a table,
avoiding a
258
00:14:49,814 --> 00:14:51,251
conversation we
know we should have?
259
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:54,177
No, no, I mean, this restaurant.
260
00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:56,432
Yeah, we have, yeah.
It used to be a bit scruffier.
261
00:14:56,457 --> 00:14:58,858
They've done it up, they've,
you know, ripped it apart,
262
00:14:58,882 --> 00:15:00,391
and modernized it, so...
263
00:15:00,392 --> 00:15:01,438
Bit like me, then!
264
00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:03,884
I should give you a
review on TripAdvisor.
265
00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:05,356
How many stars?
266
00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:08,088
Yes, well,
I don’t know that yet, do I?
267
00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:11,402
Oh, I remember we came here...
268
00:15:11,595 --> 00:15:12,737
for your birthday.
269
00:15:12,762 --> 00:15:14,955
You were wasted,
I'm surprised they let you back in.
270
00:15:15,151 --> 00:15:16,228
No I was not.
271
00:15:16,253 --> 00:15:18,657
Totally off your face.
272
00:15:18,814 --> 00:15:20,756
You told the waiter
he looked like Elton John.
273
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,402
I didn't! I did.
274
00:15:25,222 --> 00:15:28,090
I did! Yeah, but he did.
Well, a crap one!
275
00:15:28,223 --> 00:15:30,092
I wonder if he's still here?
276
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:32,715
Don't go breaking my heart!
277
00:15:33,334 --> 00:15:34,357
No, he's not here.
278
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:37,354
He's is not here.
You're an embarrassment, John.
279
00:15:37,635 --> 00:15:40,124
I'm an embarrassment?
I had to carry you home that night!
280
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:54,438
Hm, that's not like you.
281
00:15:54,842 --> 00:15:56,842
Well, I've been modernized,
haven't I?
282
00:16:02,017 --> 00:16:03,733
Answer the phone, you knob.
283
00:16:06,785 --> 00:16:08,844
- What's the problem?
- Oh fuck!
284
00:16:09,453 --> 00:16:10,581
This is the problem.
285
00:16:10,816 --> 00:16:13,456
Your science project has gone
very horribly wrong.
286
00:16:16,648 --> 00:16:18,337
Does Dennet know about this?
287
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,165
Not until I show her, no.
288
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,248
You are not serious!
289
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,702
Look, I know he's my partner,
but he's a police officer.
290
00:16:24,727 --> 00:16:27,328
He's meant to protect the
public from people like ...
291
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:29,774
What are you doing?
292
00:16:29,799 --> 00:16:32,430
Oops! CCTV seems to have vanished.
293
00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:35,001
So? We'll still get caught.
294
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:37,490
And this time I'm
not taking the blame.
295
00:16:37,571 --> 00:16:39,667
OK, think about this,
Carver, do the math.
296
00:16:39,816 --> 00:16:41,402
- Maths!
- If Dennett finds out,
297
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,840
the whole AI project gets shut down!
298
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,411
Well, maybe it should!
299
00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:47,505
He's shit.
300
00:16:47,961 --> 00:16:49,765
You failed.
You should both be fired.
301
00:16:50,187 --> 00:16:52,841
Oh, fired!
He's an AI.
302
00:16:53,296 --> 00:16:56,128
You know what happens to artificial
things when they pull the plug?
303
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:02,730
Fuck's sake!
304
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:06,014
Okay, well that was the photocopier,
but you get the point.
305
00:17:07,975 --> 00:17:11,936
- Bullshit. They won't kill him.
- Do you want to take that chance?
306
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:20,009
So yeah,
I had some therapy after you...
307
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,480
After you...
308
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:24,054
Some grief counselling,
CBT, that sort of thing.
309
00:17:24,135 --> 00:17:26,790
Actually, I had so much...
310
00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:29,344
that I'm now training
to be a counsellor.
311
00:17:29,851 --> 00:17:31,354
I work with police officers,
actually.
312
00:17:31,379 --> 00:17:32,291
You go, girl!
313
00:17:32,316 --> 00:17:33,879
I just, you know,
want to help people who
314
00:17:33,891 --> 00:17:35,391
have been through
the same thing as me.
315
00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:37,375
Not the, "husband coming back
from the dead" bit,
316
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,102
not that bit,
cos that's weird...that bit...
317
00:17:39,201 --> 00:17:41,209
So are you still working as a realtor?
318
00:17:41,658 --> 00:17:43,111
Estate Agent!?
319
00:17:43,135 --> 00:17:45,135
No, no, God, I gave that up
months ago.
320
00:17:45,944 --> 00:17:47,735
I don't know why I
didn't do it before.
321
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:52,112
God, the sense of freedom and
release was like, oh my God ...
322
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,421
Obviously tinged with sadness as well.
323
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,169
You've turned your life around, Kel.
That's great.
324
00:17:59,894 --> 00:18:02,974
Second chances, eh?
That's what it's all about.
325
00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:12,662
So, in a counselling session
I might say something like,
326
00:18:12,881 --> 00:18:16,608
have you been experiencing
feelings of anger, and you ...
327
00:18:16,689 --> 00:18:17,845
you might say...
328
00:18:17,915 --> 00:18:19,567
- what would you say?
- What?
329
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,245
-Anger.
- Oh right no, yeah.
330
00:18:22,646 --> 00:18:25,901
Yeah, well, err,
I got kind of crabby, at work today.
331
00:18:26,248 --> 00:18:28,399
Good. And - and, how's your
concentration?
332
00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:30,353
Is that easier or harder...
333
00:18:31,134 --> 00:18:33,103
you know,
since the software update?
334
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,700
How do you know I
had a software update?
335
00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:45,072
I think someone mentioned
it at the lab when I ...
336
00:18:45,153 --> 00:18:47,653
I don't believe this!
You're testing me.
337
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,114
- John ...
- Is she here?
338
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,599
Dr. Parfit? She is, isn't she?
339
00:18:52,685 --> 00:18:54,578
- Listening.
- Of course she's not listening!
340
00:18:54,624 --> 00:18:56,179
Don't be silly!
341
00:18:59,255 --> 00:19:02,476
I'm gonna phone her later,
and tell her what you've said.
342
00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:05,320
- My own wife is a stool pigeon!
- What?
343
00:19:05,585 --> 00:19:06,695
I thought this was a date.
344
00:19:06,719 --> 00:19:09,055
I thought you were doing this
because you cared.
345
00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:12,764
I do care very deeply about you, John,
that's why I'm trying to help you.
346
00:19:12,842 --> 00:19:15,258
By tricking me? Spying on me?
347
00:19:15,339 --> 00:19:17,146
No, Dr. Parfit said
that you weren't doing your tests,
348
00:19:17,171 --> 00:19:19,808
and I was worried about you. She
needs to know how you are feeling.
349
00:19:19,889 --> 00:19:22,178
If you gave two bits
about my feelings, Kelly,
350
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,209
we wouldn’t be here right now!
351
00:19:39,755 --> 00:19:41,211
Fuck!
352
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,973
- The date not go well?
- No! It did not go well!
353
00:19:44,286 --> 00:19:46,798
- You saw her foot off?
- What? No.
354
00:19:46,879 --> 00:19:48,888
You're making progress then,
aren't you!
355
00:19:48,969 --> 00:19:51,242
Why is everyone
busting my balls today?
356
00:19:51,532 --> 00:19:55,719
Oi, "Ghost in the Shell."
Dennet wants to see you both.
357
00:19:56,394 --> 00:19:57,751
She doesn't sound happy.
358
00:19:57,928 --> 00:20:00,259
Maybe it's something to do with
perverting the course of justice.
359
00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:02,010
What do you mean?
360
00:20:02,292 --> 00:20:04,409
I thought you were fixing it?
Have you not fixed it!?
361
00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:07,952
What, you mean gone back in time
and stopped you from being a dickhead?
362
00:20:07,977 --> 00:20:10,210
Carver, the committee will
switch me off!
363
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,694
Can't you take the blame?
Again. Last time, I promise.
364
00:20:12,775 --> 00:20:14,804
- No!
- For me! Please!
365
00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:17,842
- You said there's no “I” in team.
- Turned out there's no "U" in honor.
366
00:20:17,923 --> 00:20:20,382
There is if you fucking
spell it properly!
367
00:20:28,643 --> 00:20:32,043
- It's about this foot business.
- Oh, uhm, the thing is ma'am,
368
00:20:32,124 --> 00:20:34,759
we think there is a serial killer
targeting twins.
369
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,240
- You need to drop the case.
- What?
370
00:20:37,466 --> 00:20:39,985
Communication from MI5.
The whole thing's been classified.
371
00:20:40,665 --> 00:20:42,516
We're to act like we never found
a foot in the first place.
372
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:43,732
But boss, I mean, that's ...
373
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:45,548
Pain in the arse,
but it can't be helped.
374
00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:47,829
Case closed.
375
00:20:54,239 --> 00:20:55,653
You did this!
376
00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:58,279
You and Parfit.
You had my back after all!
377
00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:00,110
We should probably
have this bit of the conversation
378
00:21:00,122 --> 00:21:01,705
after we've left the office.
379
00:21:01,836 --> 00:21:04,307
Oh, um, before I forget.
380
00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:05,634
I caught the fly tipper.
381
00:21:05,659 --> 00:21:06,464
- What?
- What?
382
00:21:06,476 --> 00:21:08,653
Sorry. Yeah,
I forgot to mention it.
383
00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:11,419
A cell phone was recovered
from the fly tipping site.
384
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:14,107
Analysis of the data
led me to identify a suspect.
385
00:21:14,987 --> 00:21:17,869
- He's made a full confession.
- Excellent work, DI Major!
386
00:21:17,894 --> 00:21:18,938
You're a credit to the force.
387
00:21:19,097 --> 00:21:21,482
- Just doing my doody.
- Duty! - DI Carver?”
388
00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:23,758
You could learn a lot from this man.
389
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:26,404
- Dismissed.
- Thank you, boss.
390
00:21:27,156 --> 00:21:28,726
Bell end!
391
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,354
How did you manage to hack into MI5
and send that fake message?
392
00:21:51,851 --> 00:21:55,196
Please! I have been doing that stuff
since kindergarten.
393
00:21:55,877 --> 00:21:57,842
Well, you can’t do it for him
every time he screws up.
394
00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:01,411
He won't screw up from now on.
I've updated the update
395
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,763
and reset the language defaults.
396
00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:08,156
This one really will enhance
his cognition... significantly.
397
00:22:11,782 --> 00:22:13,782
... I got shot.
398
00:22:22,199 --> 00:22:23,770
Obernik?
399
00:22:24,630 --> 00:22:26,513
Werbenik?
400
00:22:27,286 --> 00:22:28,802
Helpf me, mein freund!
401
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,257
Yeah, that's fine, yeah,
leave him like that! Brilliant!
402
00:22:31,338 --> 00:22:32,899
I'm just ...
403
00:23:11,451 --> 00:23:12,890
Major!
404
00:23:20,513 --> 00:23:22,315
I have got one lead.
405
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,160
You can use it to charge a phone
off your head.
406
00:23:30,404 --> 00:23:32,203
Have you been seeing someone?
407
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,945
Yes, I have, John, yeah.
408
00:23:45,030 --> 00:23:48,034
You 'orrible, little, scumbag!
409
00:23:53,896 --> 00:23:55,278
Jesus!
410
00:23:55,498 --> 00:23:57,498
I think he's got a knife.
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