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Oh. Hey. I've missed you all.
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This is the part where you say
you missed me, too.
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Oh, thank you.
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So, let's get right to it.
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I got some great news this week.
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[gasps]
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Mr. Mousekers, guess what!
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I'm a finalist
for the Courier Journal's
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annual Twenty Under Forty list.
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20 people under 40 years old
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who have a positive impact
on the community.
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Now, give me some paw.
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Yeah!
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And then I got something
stuck in my head.
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No, not a salad fork.
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Not a Q-tip.
A song.
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♪ Be the you that
you've always dreamed of♪
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♪ Come and get fit and strong♪
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♪ We're the gym
you've always dreamed of♪
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♪ The place where you belong.♪
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It's the jingle
for the local gym.
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And if I make
the Twenty Under Forty list,
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they do a photo spread
of all the winners.
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So, time to get fit for the pic.
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Are you ready to be the you
you've always dreamed of?
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Is Euclidean geometry
the first form of architecture?
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Yes!
The answer's yes.
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[growls]
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[imitates Schwarzenegger]:
Are you intimidated by these muscles?
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[laughs] I'm just kidding.
I haven't even been yet.
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On with our show.
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♪ Be the you that
you've always dreamed of♪
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♪ The place where you belong,
place where you belong♪
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♪ Place where you belong.♪
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What's this?
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Furry Time Story Time.
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It's a new program
thought up by our owner.
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Wherein a very handsome
and gifted storyteller--
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it's me-- reads stories
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to the kids while being
surrounded by sweet kitties.
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Oh, that sounds
like so much fun.
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Maybe I'll bring my son.
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Is there wine for the grown-ups?
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There is.
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-Then we'll definitely be there.
-Ooh.
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[chuckles]
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Mamas and their wine.
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I don't like it.
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[laughs]
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Well, I'm back.
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Spent a lot more
than I intended to
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on gym clothes for my new life
as a gym rat.
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But part of that was because
I had to pay for a sports bra
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that a stranger
had to cut me out of.
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Girl, zippers in the front
will save your life.
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But zip slowly.
You don't want to zip a nip.
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Huh. Been there, zipped that.
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Ooh.
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And I'm going to my first
kickboxing class tomorrow
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Kind of nervous,
but also excited,
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'cause you know me,
I love to kick.
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Oh! I am so sorry. I'm sorry.
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I-I'll clean that up.
Let me get you a drink voucher.
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Don't worry.
I keep them in my apron.
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Here you go. I'm sorry.
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You know, gyms weren't a thing
when I was a kid.
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We just climbed trees,
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chased livestock
and danced for the Lord.
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Oh, Daniel and I are going
to the gym tomorrow, too.
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Maybe we'll see you there.
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Oh, look at you and Daniel,
getting sweaty together.
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Or as I call it,
"sweaty-to-getty."
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Well, you know we have to go
on dates to places
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that don't require tipping,
since he's morally opposed.
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So it was either the gym
or the zoo, and I don't do zoos,
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ever since I witnessed
a disgusting event
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with a monkey and some poop.
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I call it the monkey-rhea
incident of 2015.
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Great news, dear.
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I found a lipstick
that's smudge-proof, waterproof
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and Katharine-proof.
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-What does that mean?
-My mother can't accept
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the fact that
I'm not big on lipstick.
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But there's something
about my physiology
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that doesn't allow it
to stay on my actual lips.
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Hi, I'm Greg.
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Oh, hi. I'm Kat.
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It's for your
Twenty Under Forty interview
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with Jordan Evan Luther.
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He's the one who makes
the list every year.
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Handlebar mustache.
Everybody knows him.
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You really think lipstick
is gonna make the difference
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between me getting on
the list or not?
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Oh, I know it will.
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Show me a man who can say no
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to a bold, red lip
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and I'll show you a man
who's dead inside.
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She is not wrong.
Marty used to wear
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a tinted ChapStick.
Got my blood pumping.
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♪ Let's talk about sweat, baby♪
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♪ Let's talk about kickboxing♪
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♪ Let's talk about all the good things at the gym...
♪
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Nope.
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Oh, do you want me
to take that for you?
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-What? No.
-Oh.
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Oh. Guess she doesn't want
to be my gym friend.
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Ooh, this looks like fun.
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Oh!
Oh, I am so sorry.
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-Ow.
-I'm sorry. But-but you know what?
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T-This could be the hilarious
beginning to our gym friendship.
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We could hang out
at the smoothie bar together,
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and people will be like,
"How'd you meet?"
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And you'll be like,
"Funny story."
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Go ahead, try it.
Say, "Funny Story."
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-No.
-No. Okay.
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-Hey, Kat.
-KAT: Oh, hey.
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Nice to see you again, Daniel.
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Or should I say,
Mr. Eleven of last year's
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Twenty Under Forty List?
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I see you, youngest partner
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at the most prestigious
law firm in Louisville.
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Oh, yeah,
Kat's getting interviewed
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-for that list tomorrow.
-Oh, congrats.
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Thanks.
So, tell me everything.
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Did it change your life? Like,
do you get showered with gifts?
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Do people stop and stare
at you on the street?
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Uh, it did, actually.
I got a bump in business,
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a bump in pay
and it got me a stalker.
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I want all of those things.
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Uh, no, maybe not the stalker.
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Um, any insider tips
on nailing the interview?
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Look, don't be intimidated
by Jordan Evan Luther.
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Just give him three examples
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of how your work
serves your community.
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And most importantly,
play it cool.
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[chuckles]
That, I shall do.
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I'm gonna play it cool
to the touch.
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-[yelps]
-Whoa, I am so sorry.
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All right, all right,
all right, gorgeous people.
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It is time to party.
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Whoa!
I love a good party. Yeah.
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All right, let's go,
to the left, to the left.
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You heard the man,
you heard the man!
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To the left, to the left.
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You heard the man,
you heard the man!
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To the left, to the left.
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You heard the man.
You heard the man.
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Okay, everybody grab a mitt
and partner up.
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Let's get six kicks
on your right,
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six kicks on your left.
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You're with me, beautiful.
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I'm conflicted.
I know it's a hollow compliment.
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It's definitely sexist.
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But so few people
say anything nice nowadays.
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All right.
Right here.
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[grunts]
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Sorry.
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I'm just... I'm seeing double
right now.
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But I can assure you, I did kick
one of the mitts I just saw.
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Ooh.
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-Damn, girl.
You got some strong legs. -Thanks.
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-And Michelle Obama arms.
-[laughs] Thanks.
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We should have a summer wedding,
so you can go sleeveless.
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Say what?
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You did not just say
the word "wedding"
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on our third date.
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Yeah, I did.
I thought it and I said it.
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You know what else
I'm thinking about?
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Whether our family
Christmas cards
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should be funny or sincere.
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W-Why don't you give me a break
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and hit on these for a while?
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I don't want to do it.
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Come on.
You got this.
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I want you to find that voice
that's holding you back
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and prove it wrong.
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Come on.
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He's working my body,
he's working my mind.
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Mind, body, body, mind.
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SHEILA:
Come on, you 39-year-old flat-ass.
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This is your last chance
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to make
the Twenty Under Forty list.
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Now kick like you want it.
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[growls]
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Yeah, see?
You got it, gorgeous.
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Good job!
Yeah, there you go.
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Thanks, stud.
[tongue clicks]
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Ah, ah.
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I woke up two minutes
before my alarm went off.
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That's how excited I am
about my interview
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for the Twenty Under Forty list.
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Unfortunately, I am so sore
that I can't move my arms
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to get out of bed.
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Or my legs.
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And I have to pee.
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How are you not sore, Randi?
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I couldn't even lift my arms
to button my skirt.
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In case you were wondering,
it's not buttoned.
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Because I work out
every damn day. I'm used to it.
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But I'll tell you
what I'm not used to:
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a dude talking about us getting
married on our third date.
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So you got proposed to
while I got paralyzed?
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-That seems fair.
-Kat, I'm serious.
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He was talking about
sending out holiday cards.
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I called him a player,
and he said, "I'm a for-realer,"
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which is exactly
what a player would say,
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which I know,
because I've said it.
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Oh, the mail's here.
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Take a reward scone, Frank.
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There's a surprise
in the middle.
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Oh, I'll just tell you,
it's bacon.
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What you got there, Phil?
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Oh, it's the book I'm gonna read
for Furry Time Story Time.
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Mama used to read it
to us kids every night
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and when she got to the end
we'd say, "Read it again, Mama."
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Partly because we didn't want
to go back to bed
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and partly because she needed
to practice her reading.
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Oh.
Randi, it's Jordan Evan Luther
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from the Courier Journal.
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[gasps]
He's early for my interview.
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Now I'm nervous
on top of being sore.
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I'm sore-vous.
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Please don't talk like that
during your interview.
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[scoffs]
Obviously.
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[chuckles]
Jordan Evan Luther, I believe?
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-Kat Silver.
-I am.
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The one and only.
Actually, that's not true.
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There are six other
Katharine Silvers in Louisville.
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The oldest of us is 93.
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I like to think of her
as our leader.
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Great.
Okay, I am a little early,
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uh, but if you're ready,
should we knock this out?
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Yeah.
Let's, uh, let's knock this out.
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Let's knock it out so hard
that it gets a concussion.
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[chuckles]
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[grunting]
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Oh, could I get a cup of coffee?
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[strains]:
Would be my pleasure.
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Nothing I would like more--
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to walk over here and do that.
Okay...
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[short chuckle]
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[sighs]
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Oh.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, it's just, um,
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I just, I overdid it
a little bit
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at the gym down the street,
so my muscles are spasming.
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Or I've been poisoned.
I'm not really sure which.
249
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:25,494
I just joined that gym. Yes,
it's my new lunchtime ritual,
250
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:28,410
as I am trying
to replace desk lunch
251
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,238
with a smoothie and a workout.
252
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:32,066
Oh, I haven't checked out
the smoothie bar,
253
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,851
although I did see there is one
called Almond Attack,
254
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:37,680
and I thought,
"Well, I am up for that fight."
255
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,989
Ah.
256
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,730
So, Kat,
257
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:46,689
what inspired you
to open a cat café?
258
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,430
Um...
[grunts]
259
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,911
Well, uh,
my father had just died,
260
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,695
and I was kind of...
261
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,958
reevaluating my place
in the world.
262
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,917
And I thought, you know,
263
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,136
"What can I do
to make other people happy?
264
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,095
To make me happy?"
265
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:04,228
[chuckles] I know that
probably sounds horribly corny.
266
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,709
Or, as I like to call it,
"horny."
267
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,759
And then, when I tried
to explain myself,
268
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,022
I just kept repeating it
over and over.
269
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,458
Like, "I am such a horny person.
270
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,112
I'm especially horny at night."
271
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,635
On and on.
272
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,376
And do you know
how many examples I gave
273
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:24,161
about how my café
serves the community? None.
274
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,989
Then just call the dude
and ask for another meeting.
275
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,948
Tell him you were, like,
high on drugs or something.
276
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,906
'Cause that's what I thought
when I first met you.
277
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,431
He's not gonna give me
two interviews
278
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,216
when everybody else
only gets one.
279
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,870
I wish I could just run
into him somewhere,
280
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,480
li-like at the grocery store.
281
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:39,873
Or the gym!
282
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,875
He goes to my gym!
He told me that.
283
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,355
I-I could just, like, run into
him during his lunchtime workout
284
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,096
and drop my three examples.
285
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,577
Randi, maybe you and Daniel
could go with me tomorrow
286
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,100
and Daniel can help me
sweet-talk him?
287
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,536
Oh. No, no, no.
I ditched Daniel.
288
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,451
He was way too cocky for me.
289
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:56,106
But I am going on a date tonight
with a doctor whose name is...
290
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,238
Wait a minute.
291
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,326
It starts with a "P."
292
00:11:58,369 --> 00:11:59,936
Maybe a "E."
293
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,851
Oh, "T"! Taryn.
294
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,505
You better get that figured out
before you call out
295
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,072
the wrong name
in the throes of passion.
296
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,682
No.
297
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,858
Please never mention
my throes of passion.
298
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,905
I'll go with you.
299
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,081
I'll be your emotional support
workout buddy.
300
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,736
You're a member
of Body for the People, too?
301
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:19,782
It's like a secret society
I am just learning about.
302
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:20,914
Yeah, I'm trying to get
more cardio in.
303
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,393
When I was living in France,
304
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,004
Brigitte and I
would bike everywhere.
305
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,483
It was such a good workout.
306
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:31,272
[French accent]: The only thing
more fun to ride is you.
307
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,361
[bicycle bell dings]
308
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,015
Okay! We get it!
309
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,930
You're so in love,
you can't even bike alone!
310
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,714
Codependent much?!
311
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,542
I want to do it.
312
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,198
Oh, good.
313
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,808
I'm glad you're all here.
314
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,854
I just read over
my childhood book
315
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,552
that I was gonna read
for Furry Time Story Time,
316
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:51,901
and I think it might be...
317
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,817
[whispers]:
a tad bit racist.
318
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,776
Would one of y'all take a look?
319
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:57,820
What year was it written?
320
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,256
1945.
321
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,171
MAX/CARTER/KAT/RANDI:
It's racist.
322
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:06,829
Oh, Carter, what am I gonna do?
323
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,657
None of these books
from the library
324
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,399
are as entertaining
as the book I was gonna read.
325
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,531
If you're looking for permission
to read a racist book,
326
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,533
you're not gonna get it from me.
327
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,579
No, of course not.
328
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:20,016
But maybe if you read it,
329
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,018
you could tell me
which parts to skip.
330
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,846
-No.
-[sighs]
331
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,588
Well, did you have
a favorite book as a child?
332
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:29,417
No, not really. They were always
about animals or white people,
333
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,853
so I could never relate.
334
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,681
Yeah, I understand that.
335
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:36,511
I guess none of the books I read
told my story either.
336
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:37,904
Well, there's your answer.
337
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,775
Tell your own story.
338
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,255
There may be a kid out there
who needs to hear it.
339
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,473
Hmm.
340
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,997
I'll have to leave the part out
341
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,087
about where I took my donkey
to the prom.
342
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,829
Kids don't want to hear
a love story.
343
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,311
-Hey, nice lipstick,
by the way. -[chuckles]
344
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,096
Thanks, by the way.
345
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:59,099
My mom gave it to me and
promises it'll stay on my lips.
346
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,275
-I think
it's made for drag queens. -[chuckles]
347
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,711
How's your smoothie?
348
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,452
Mine has a lot of particles
in it.
349
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,454
Yeah.
My Almond Attack is feeling
350
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,848
-a little attack-y in my tummy.
-[chuckles]
351
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,198
Guess I shouldn't have ordered
that second one. [chuckles]
352
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,114
Oh, hey,
I think your guy's here.
353
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,898
KAT:
Oh, no.
354
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,421
He's talking to my gym enemy.
355
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,554
Or, as I call her,
my "gym-iny."
356
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,686
I need you to distract her.
Go flirt.
357
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,602
Hey. I am not a piece of meat
to be thrown at stuff.
358
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:25,821
Please?
359
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,739
Excuse me.
Hey, is your name Michelle?
360
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,828
-No. Mia.
-Oh, that's funny.
361
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,090
You remind me
of somebody I know.
362
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,787
Mr. Luther.
363
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,615
-Oh, uh, Ms. Silver.
-Hi!
364
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,313
I guess I shouldn't be surprised
to see you here,
365
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,576
'cause you did mention
you come to this gym.
366
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,707
That's right.
Yeah, I'm just, you know,
367
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,361
trying to get my workout in.
368
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,320
Yeah, I-I'll let you get to it.
However, there...
369
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:49,584
there were a few things
that I forgot to tell you
370
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,151
during my interview
371
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:54,241
about how my café
helps serve the community.
372
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,243
[gags]
373
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:59,333
This smoothie is not serving my
community very well right now.
374
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,464
[grunts]
375
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,205
[grunts]
First, we host
376
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,425
community outreach events...
377
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,861
[grunts]
378
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,993
Second...
[grunts]
379
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,037
I'm about to lose this fight.
380
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,125
Look away.
381
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,694
[retching loudly]
382
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,567
[coughs]
383
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:19,048
I'm sorry, where was I?
384
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:22,965
Look, I know it was rough,
385
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,967
but you still might make
the list.
386
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,361
You know when somebody's trying
to make you feel better
387
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,928
but they actually make you
feel worse
388
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,886
because they're making you
relive the event?
389
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,888
Stop making me relive the event.
390
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,022
Okay, new line of questioning.
391
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,589
Why do you care
about a stupid list anyway?
392
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,417
It's a big deal, Max.
393
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,767
They put your picture
in the paper and they give you
394
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,726
a pretty certificate
to hang on your wall.
395
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,815
And all of the people
who doubted me when I said
396
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:49,339
I was gonna open a cat café
would see it and say,
397
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,472
"Wow. She was right
and I was wrong."
398
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,083
Like my mother, my classmate
from grad school Becky Finkle,
399
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,867
the guy who gave me
the loan at the bank
400
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,174
and had the nerve to say,
"I'll see you in default."
401
00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,262
[chuckles]
402
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,961
So, you wanted validation?
403
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,660
I did. Is that shallow?
404
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,923
You took a huge risk
with your life
405
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,708
and you want to tell
the haters to suck it.
406
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,884
It may be shallow,
but it's real.
407
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,410
He gets me.
408
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:21,458
Um, what are you doing here?
409
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,939
I came for Story Time.
This is Aubrey.
410
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,767
I stole her from a park.
411
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,335
Nah, I'm just kidding,
she's my niece.
412
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,858
[laughs]
413
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:30,859
And people say lawyers
can't be funny.
414
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,513
[Randi laughs]
415
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:35,081
Uh, well, I told you
that I have plans tonight.
416
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,866
I'm going on a date
with a doctor named Taryn.
417
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,563
Oh, well, I feel bad for him.
418
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,087
Oh, yeah, and why is that?
419
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,218
Well, because the whole time
you're with him,
420
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,046
you're gonna be missing me.
421
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,266
And I can't imagine how hard
that's gonna be on you,
422
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,964
but you're strong.
423
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,490
Damn. The grapes on that guy.
424
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,148
So that night,
after Daddy finished yelling,
425
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:00,976
Little Phil Kitty hid
all the things
426
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,239
that upset his daddy
under his bed.
427
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:06,112
Like his baton,
his lace collection,
428
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:09,376
and his firemen calendar.
429
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,986
He knew they'd be safe
430
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,901
because his
Scarlett O'Hara doll,
431
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,251
that he permanently borrowed
from his best friend's sister,
432
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,992
was there to protect them.
433
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,952
Even though she couldn't save
Tara from burning.
434
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:26,741
And after another night
of fighting with his dad,
435
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:29,483
Little Kitty decided he could
either buy a one-way ticket
436
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:32,529
to Whisker-ta
or he could do something scary.
437
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,488
He picked scary.
438
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:37,665
Which, coincidentally, would
become his favorite Spice Girl.
439
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,886
So he went to his daddy
and he said,
440
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:46,021
"If you can accept the one thing
you don't like about me,
441
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,719
"then you'll get all the other
things you love about me.
442
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,765
And we can stay
in each other's lives."
443
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,288
All nine of them.
444
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,291
And after some thinking time,
445
00:17:55,335 --> 00:18:00,079
Daddy Kitty gave Little Kitty
the hug of his life.
446
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,733
[applause]
447
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,561
Damn.
448
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:07,782
I didn't even cry this much
when my son was born.
449
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,743
I once built a nail salon
out of Legos.
450
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,572
Well, isn't that special?
451
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,273
Ah, you're back.
452
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,883
Yeah, I'm back.
453
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,145
Couldn't quit thinking
about me, could you?
454
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,973
No, that's not it.
455
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,627
Taryn had to go
on an emergency call.
456
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:30,239
But maybe I did think
about you a little bit.
457
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,893
Okay, good,
'cause you really had me
458
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,373
sweating there for a while.
459
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,070
Well, you look good in sweat.
460
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,986
Ah. So you're saying
you want a summer wedding?
461
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,205
[both laugh]
462
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,077
Hey, everybody.
I want to introduce you
463
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,732
to the owner of Kat's Cat Café.
464
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:47,082
Story Time was her idea.
465
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,954
In fact, this whole café
was her idea.
466
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,392
A place where we can
all come together,
467
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,568
have fun and be ourselves.
468
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,788
-Ms. Kat Silver!
-[applause]
469
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,921
JACOB:
[whoops] We love you, Kat!
470
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,010
Beep.
[laughs]
471
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,230
Feel validated?
472
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:08,016
I don't need no stinking list.
473
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,151
-Ah!
-Cookies!
474
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,155
I need to cancel my membership.
475
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,157
Do you want to transfer your
membership to another location?
476
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,507
[chuckles]
Do I want to eat glass for fun?
477
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,336
The answer's no.
I just want to cancel.
478
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,251
Well, we require
a two-month notice to cancel,
479
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,078
and you just joined last week.
480
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,211
[laughs]
481
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,387
Here's the thing, Kyle.
482
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,389
I joined this gym
because I thought
483
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,043
I was gonna get my picture
in the paper.
484
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,653
But it turns out,
that's not happening.
485
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,265
And that's okay
because I also realized
486
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:42,224
that your jingle just doesn't
apply to me, because...
487
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,879
♪ I was the me
I've always dreamed of♪
488
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:47,316
♪ Before I started
coming here.♪
489
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,667
So, I know this is hard
on the both of us,
490
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,888
but you got to let me go, Kyle.
491
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:58,675
Sorry, the cancellation clause
is very clear.
492
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,983
Okay.
493
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,811
Well, I'm, I'm guessing
494
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,987
there were some other clauses
in there, too, as well.
495
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,076
Like an inappropriate
conduct clause
496
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,687
which might require you
to kick somebody out
497
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,907
if they, say, uh,
498
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,996
threw all your pens
on the floor.
499
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,780
Or, uh, uh,
what if I sexy-danced
500
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,391
with every gym friend
that comes in here?
501
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,784
Like this gym friend.
You need a sexy dance.
502
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:23,439
You need a sexy dance.
You need... No?
503
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,136
No? Okay. Still nothing?
504
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:29,315
Uh, what if I were to, uh,
start doing the dolphin,
505
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,968
like, right in the middle
of your lobby
506
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,405
for no apparent reason?
507
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,145
[imitating dolphin squeak]
508
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,107
SHEILA:
Katharine?
509
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,849
Mother?
510
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:44,243
You're a member
of this gym, too?
511
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,290
♪ I'm moving on♪
512
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:51,206
♪ The sun is shining♪
513
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,122
♪ And it's a brand-new day♪
514
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,211
♪ I, I am go♪
515
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,300
♪ We're living the moment♪
516
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,172
♪ And it's a brand-new day♪
517
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,523
♪ I'm moving on♪
518
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,438
♪ The sun is shining♪
519
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,789
♪ And it's a brand-new day♪
520
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:11,052
♪ I, I am go♪
521
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,054
♪ We're living the moment♪
522
00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:16,579
♪ And it's a brand-new day.♪
523
00:21:16,629 --> 00:21:21,179
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