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Is your eye closed, B.O.B.?
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OK, you can open your eye now.
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It is open. Oh, man, I've gone blind!
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That's your mouth, B.O.B.
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I get those confused.
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Surprise, B.O.B.!
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Happy birthday!
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Wow! It's my birthday?
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Of course it's your birthday.
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Why would we have one of these
if it wasn't your birthday?
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A birthday cake!
Wait, where are my presents?
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One thing at a time.
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You have to have presents
before the cake.
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And games before presents!
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Yes, all of that, B.O.B.
But why don't you eat your cake first,
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and then we'll plan a real blow-out
of a day for you.
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Yeah, you're gonna explode...
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...with birthday excitement.
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Kapowey! Fun!
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It's gonna be the best day ever!
I love you guys!
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Excellent. Stage one is complete.
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OK, after we open all the presents,
we'll have a sleepover!
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We'll annoy my big sister, she hates it.
And we'll share secrets.
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Sure, who doesn't love a good secret.
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Now, here's your candle.
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- Make a wish.
- But don't blow it out.
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We're going to light it back there.
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I wish for...
I want some rocks and some wood.
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You sure your plan's
gonna work this time?
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Absolutely.
Why must you always doubt me?
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Maybe because you've had a million
escape plans and we're still here.
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Listen, that cake
has already transformed B.O.B.
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into a living explosive
of the atomic scale.
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Once B.O.B. goes boom,
we'll skip out of here
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Iike a bunch
of carefree schoolgirls.
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And what about B.O.B.?
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He's indestructible.
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Monger thinks these walls
are impenetrable.
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Well, I guess you never
thought of a B.O.B. bomb.
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Did you guys invite the lnvisible Man?
He hasn't showed.
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B.O.B., what are you doing?!
Blow out that candle!
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Where's the boom?
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There you go. Is it game time now?
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Nice going, genius. Looks like
your bomb really bombed this time.
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B.O.B., I'm shocked. I'd expect those
cruel words from Link, but from you?
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Actually, those cruel words were mine.
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I think B.O.B. just read my mind.
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I did?! What were you thinking?
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Read minds? Please.
You have to have one to read one.
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He's just the same old brainless B.O.B.
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Who am I to call him brainless?
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I'm the one who can't
escape from this place.
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I'm a charlatan, a fraud, a failure.
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So, what'd you guys get me, a puppy?
A pair of pants?
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Testing, testing, one, two, one, two.
Hello? B.O.B., can you hear this?
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Some clogs? A saddle?
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Fruit? Dirt?
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- Crayons? Colours?
- Leaping Linnaeus!
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- This is huge!
- What are we doing?
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My bomb didn't bomb after all!
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B.O.B. is better than a bomb.
He can read minds!
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I don't get it.
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With B.O.B.'s new ability, Monger will
tell us how to get out of here.
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Freedom.
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Not only freedom,
but with blue boy at our side,
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we're going to rule the world.
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Will there be a pinata? I love pinatas!
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Absolutely, Bobby! What's world
domination without a pinata.
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Come on, laugh with me.
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Glad you could make it, Captain Monger.
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You're just in time for some good
old-fashioned birthday frivolity.
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Listen up, bug man.
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This better not be another one
of your half-baked escape attempts.
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I got my commandos ready
to strike at my signal.
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Well, you can call them off, Captain.
We're done trying to escape.
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Yes, we have learned our lesson.
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- Marco?
- Polo!
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The only way we'd ever get out
is if you thought it
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and somehow
we, like, read your mind.
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- Precisely. That's never gonna happen.
- Where are you?
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Marco?
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Polo!
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But wouldn't it be a riot
if you did tell us?
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I mean, if you actually said,
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"Monsters, there's a secret door
right under your noses."
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- Preposterous!
- Marco?
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Indeed. Or the location
of any getaway vehicles.
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- Ludicrous!
- Marco? Marco?
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Oh, for crying out loud!
We're right here!
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Polo! Polo! Polo!
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Got you!
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Yes, well, I guess we'll never know
the locations of those secret doors.
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Especially the one right behind my "I'm
always watching you, always" poster.
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- What's the access code?
- One, two, three, four. No!
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Let go, B.O. B.!
Don't go through that door!
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- What about the commandos?
- Commandos? There are none.
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I just like making funny hand signals.
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Excellent.
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Man, this looks bad for you.
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New game! Tag, you're it.
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It worked! We're really getting out!
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Oh, man, I can practically
taste my old swamp.
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Congratulations, boys!
You never made it this far before.
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Now what's your plan?
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Oh, birthday boy,
go ahead and tag the captain.
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Are you guys familiar
with the rules of Tag?
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Monger's still lt.
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New game, green light!
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No, B.O.B.! Come back! We need you!
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Red light!
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So, can the pinata
be really, really big?
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Sure, B.O.B.
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Cool. Green light!
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Doc, let's go, hurry!
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Geronimo!
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Wait!
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No!
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Game over, boys.
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Party pooper.
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Actually, there's one more game,
and it's called
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Pin the B.O.B. on the Monger.
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I love that game!
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You throw like my 1 2-year-old niece,
that I may or may not have.
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Yeah, dance, soldier boy, dance.
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Good thing I took gymnastics
in high school.
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Oh, he's good.
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But not good enough! Link, go long!
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Fall back! Fall back!
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Oh, my turn.
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OK, remain strong. Nothing but name,
rank, and serial number.
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Name, rank, and serial number.
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And whatever I do, don't mention...
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The jumbo jet that's up on the roof
and all fuelled up and ready to go.
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Gotta keep these things away from
my wife, which I may or may not have.
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- What do I win?
- Now you get your present.
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To the jumbo jet!
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One, two, three, four!
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Oh, wow! Is that my pinata?
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You betcha, B.O.B. But it's the kind
you smash from the inside.
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To the pinata!
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Dudes! Aren't you forgetting
something important?
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My blindfold, for the pinata!
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One, two, three.
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Doc, I gotta say, I was wrong.
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- You are a genius.
- I know.
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You get back here, monsters!
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That plane is government property!
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You will never assimilate!
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The sun! Goodbye, electric heat rock.
150
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Hello, Cocoa Beach.
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And this is just the beginning.
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With B.O.B.'s new power, the secrets of
the world will be ours for the asking!
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Hey! Where's the candy?
Where did you guys hide it?
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Wait, B.O.B., wait!
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Am I close?
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No, B.O.B., no!
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No, no, B.O. B., no!
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I love pinatas!
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Welcome home, boys.
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We're not done yet, Monger.
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That guy took all the candy from your
pinata, B.O.B. It's in his pockets.
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- Is there a backup plane?
- How about a back door?
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What about an escape pod?
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I don't feel any candy,
but this little soldier is ticklish.
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- Knock it off!
- B.O.B.!
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Why aren't you reading his mind?
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I don't know, but, man, you guys
got ripped off on that pinata.
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I smashed it to bits,
not even a lollipop.
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Whoo doggie!
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Suspense, explosions, and gymnastics.
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Not a bad start for a Tuesday.
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Burning Bunsen burner.
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I bet I get a promotion for this one.
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Happy birthday, B.O.B.
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Thanks! It's my birthday also.
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Yeah, thanks.
OK, here's another one for you guys.
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That was an amazing impression,
lnvisible Man! How do you do it?
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Thank you. It doesn't hurt
to be double-jointed.
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Hilarious.
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OK, here's an easy one.
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Guess who I'm doing right now?
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I am a super genius
and I love the taste of day-old garbage.
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Yummy, yummy, yummy.
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He eats garbage? Man, he must be dumb.
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I just blew another escape attempt.
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That's a real knee-slapper.
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Come on, everyone, laugh with me.
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Oh, I love the mu-ha-has.
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This is the best birthday ever!
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Olé!
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