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- Just back from the hunt?
- Just bringing home the bacon.
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The boars don't stand a chance
with him on the job!
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By the way, we were ambushed
by a platoon of Romans.
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Those Romans are crazy!
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Hail Centurion! The platoon
has returned to report to you, sir.
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Mamma mia!
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What is a going on here?
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- We were ambushed by two Gauls.
- But they also had a very vicious dog.
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One dog and two Gauls.
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They seemed like two hundred,
and they surprised us.
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These Gauls are making us
the laughing stock of all of Rome.
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It's their secret vitamin potion
that is making them so strong.
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There must be a way
to get rid of the potion!
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- What?
- We could just get rid of their wizard!
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That's it! We get rid of the wizard
and no more vitamin potion!
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Capture the wizard!
Dead or alive. Don't just stand here.
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Don't just stand there he says.
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And who are you?
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Fantastic!
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Let's see!
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Hey!
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We got you!
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- They got Panoramix!
- It was the Romans!
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No!
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Hurry!
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- Oh great, just great Obelix!
- I scared off the Romans didn't I?
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- But what do we do with wizard now?
- Let's inflate him!
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Perhaps I could wake him
with my music?
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I swear chief it was just a tiny
little rocket, just nicked him too.
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- Hey everybody he's waking up
- See?
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- How are you feeling Panoramix?
- Oh just fine!
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Who are you, monsieur?
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Asterix, you know me, Asterix!
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Please to meet you.
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Asterix? What a funny name!
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I'm so glad to see you
well again Panoramix.
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It was just a little rocket!
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He didn't even noticed it.
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- Oh the fat guy! It's too much!
- Fat guy?
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Panoramix snap out of it, it's you chief
you must remember me.
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- He's lost his memory.
- Then let me sing for him!
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He's bound to remember my talent!
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- Obelix we had better take him home.
- Yes!
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- Beautiful! I want more!
- The wizard gone mad!
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- He's crazy!
- He's really crazy!
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- The wizard? Where is he?
- But general we don't know!
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- What?
- There was another ambush again!
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- This time they had superior numbers!
- All right, how many?
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Two. But they also had a
big rocket launcher!
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- A rocket?
- Those Gauls are crazy!
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We'll never get rid of them!
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The sky is falling on our heads!
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- Is he any better?
- No not one bit.
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Let him get some rest,
lets go see the chief.
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What do we do now?
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If Panoramix had not gone deaf
I know he could save us.
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Friends the sky is not falling,
it's only a little storm.
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That's it, I'll sing us a little song
and give us some courage.
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- The God of thunder is upset with us!
- Don't panic!
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The Gods of our village will
protect us!
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Have you seen?
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Excuse me brave chief,
invite the stranger in.
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Yes, yes sure...
Let me out.
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- Who are you?
- I am a lost and weary traveller.
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I was caught in this storm,
I beg you give me shelter...
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from this weather. Until it shall pass.
I mean you no harm.
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Yeah, of course, my hut is
your hut, anything I can do...
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- to make you more comfortable!
- I bet he must be really hungry.
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I think I have a little goats milk
and a some wild boar.
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Gee I don't mind if I do.
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- What's your name traveller?
- My name is Prolix.
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I knew I would be caught in this storm
and I knew you would welcome me...
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into your hut and I knew I could
count on your hospitality though...
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I must say that your friend has a unusual
way of sharing food with a hungry guest.
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But still I knew this was
how it would be!
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- But how could you see that?
- Because I see the future.
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The future?
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Someone here does not believe me!
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I fear that he's only going to make
things worse for you.
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- Are you the one who doesn't believe?
- It wasn't me!
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Mr. Prolix, you must excuse
my men, they love to fight.
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I know.
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Excuse me Mr. fortune teller, is the sky
going to fall on our heads?
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If I look at the insides of an animal
I could tell you for sure.
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- You could read the inside of this boar.
- There is nothing left to read!
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But the insides of this dog
could tell the future.
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I'm a very good dog reader.
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If you touch my little Idefix,
you'll be taking an early retirement.
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Be careful Mr. Fortune-teller, Obelix's
predictions are usually correct.
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Too bad, I guess you will never know
if the sky is going to fall on your heads.
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- Wait, will a fish do?
- A fish? Well I suppose...
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I could read the future in a fish.
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Fishso and suchiraw tell the future
through my jaw now despite the...
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unbelief I sense among you, I see,
the sky will not fall upon your heads.
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And after the storm
will follow sunny days!
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Oh thank you what a relief!
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Also I see there is going to be a fight!
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If Panoramix was here he would
tell you that this man is a fake.
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It's safer to believe the fortune teller.
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But Asterix you heard the fish spoke.
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There is only one thing you can tell
by looking at this fish.
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- You gonna tell us?
- Whoever eats it is going to get sick.
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- And why, may I ask, is that?
- Cause your fish are not very fresh!
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- What do you mean they are not fresh?
- They stink!
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Well luckily the future is
better than it smells.
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Sorry my friend but Asterix is right!
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Take your fish out of here!
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Hey friends and neighbours!
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After the storm, sunny days.
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But now I must go. Other villages
will be needing my services.
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- Thanks for your hospitality!
- Oh Mr. Prolix, don't go!
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- Well... I could stay...
- Well good riddance!
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If there's one thing I can't stand
it's a fishy fortune teller.
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- But he predicted the sun after the storm.
- And he predicted the fight as well.
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The chief told him we fight
all the time and when we talk...
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- about your fish we fight more.
- What do you mean?!
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That your fishes stink as much as you!!
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Chief, hold on to your temper, we've
still got to find a cure for our wizard!
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Oh gosh I completely forgot
about him in the excitement.
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Asterix what are we
going to do to cure him?
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I don't know, If he was well he could
cure himself with the potion, oh, hey!
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Panoramix, can't you remember the
formulas of your magic potions?
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The potion? What the heck is
a potion little Gaul?
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Panoramix, you have to understand,
we must have the magic potion...
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to defend against the Romans.
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Yes, but who is this Panoramix
you keep talking about?
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I don't know him!
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Don't worry about who that is,
just try to make the magic potion!
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Yes, but what is this big pot!
What shall I do?
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- Just put the proper ingredients in it.
- What is this fat guy carrying?
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Asterix tell him not to call me fat
wizard or no wizard,...
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- I'll put this pot right on his head.
- Stop Obelix, I you tried that already.
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It's funny!
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- Yes, sure!
- He seems to remember the formulae.
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Shall I put this in?
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If you think is the right thing to do...
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What was that? What was that?
What are they doing?
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Hey!
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Hey!
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- What is this?
- Let's go back to the camp!
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Mr. Fortune teller? Mr. Fortune teller?
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Mr. Fortune teller?
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Prolix, wait for me!
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Oh wait for me Prolix!
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God are upset with you! It is bad
luck not to respect the fortune teller.
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No don't go, I respect you!
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What do you see in the future for me?
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- Please come back!
- There are two in the village who don't...
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respect me, the man with moustache and
the guy who didn't let me read his dog.
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But they are barbarians,
don't let them bother you!
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If you had them thrown out then
I could stay, what do you say?
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Oh, but they protect our village,
we need them. It's not possible!
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Then again with a little help I suppose
I could settle in this clearing.
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Oh yes, and I will make sure Asterix
and Obelix never come out here.
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And I can bring you everything
you need to eat and drink.
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No, we fortune tellers lead a
lonely life of quiet meditation.
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Just bring me a few things to read,
wild boar, chicken, turkey, and a beer.
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- Even with beer you can read the future?
- If it's not the first draught.
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I will bring you everything, butt tell me
what does the future hold for me?
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I read in the flight of this little birdy,...
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that you will not need to spend
the rest of your life in this little village.
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- Oh but my husband is chief!
- He's called to a more important destiny.
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Perhaps my rich brother will make
us partners with him in Lutezia.
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Absolutely. I was just going to say that
now leave me while I meditate.
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- Why doesn't it go boom?
- Perhaps it's going to work.
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And I am the Easter bunny. We better
taste it, make sure there is no danger.
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I should taste it! It's my fault
the wizard forgot how to make it.
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Obelix as the village chief
its my responsibility.
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No it's too dangerous! We could
offer it to a Roman for a taste test.
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- Where are you going?
- We're looking for Romans.
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And maybe a few wild boars for
a light snack in the woods.
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Obelix if you are hungry! I'll invite
you to my house for a great big lunch.
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- Thank you madam but there isn't time.
- I'm sure, but there is always...
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- time for roast boar, isn't there Obelix?
- Oh I think so madam.
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- But Obelix what about the Romans?!
- Are you refusing an invitation...
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- from the chief's wife?
- No madam...
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Then shut up and lets move!
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- What do you want?
- The platoon has returned.
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Get me out of here!
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- The Gauls are making a lot of noise.
- And they are taking pot shots at us!
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Pot-shots? They are taking pot shots
at my legionaries?
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- That is not fair!
- Nobody fights with cooking pots.
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- The Gauls must be making a plan.
- Lets leave them live in peace!
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Take this fool out of there, he just
volunteered to spy on the Gauls.
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- Come out of there now!
- No!
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I then order you to be
cooked alive into that pot.
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- You wouldn't do that!
- Guess again!
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Soldier are you coming out!
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Piggy wiggie?
We have guests for lunch.
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Piggy Wiggie? You haven't called me that
since the beginning of our marriage!
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I know I misjudged you piggy wiggie.
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Piggy wiggie?
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Offer your friends a drink
while I cook lunch Piggy Wiggie.
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Piggy wiggie?
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- What is it with you two?
- We're sorry Piggy Wiggie, I mean chief.
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Would you knock it off?
Why did you invite these two dummies?
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Because they are the two best
warriors I the village, Piggy Wiggie!
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The wizard is sick so the Romans
could attack us, Piggy Wiggie.
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- The Romans are too afraid to bother us!
- But we haven't got any potion!
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Asterix & Obelix should stay
in the village and not go in the forest!
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- No!
- Don't you agree, Piggy Wiggie?
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You think it 's funny do you? Then you can
stay in the village and guard the wizard!
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- Perfect piggy Wiggie!
- Eh?
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You're going to blow my cover, go away!
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You still here?
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Oh Prolix, I brought you a little
something to read my future with.
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- It's stuffed, there is nothing inside!
- Give it to me!
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I read stuffing as well.
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Oh oh oh! Your future looks grand.!
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- Mimmina?
- Yes?
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- What are you doing here Mimmina?
- Well I was just picking mushrooms.
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- Yes, I was just picking mushrooms.
- You haven't been very lucky!
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- Do you want some of mine?
- Well oh can you keep a secret?
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The fortune teller is in the woods
and he read my future!
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But you mustn't tell anyone!
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And Diperdix is going to be very rich
and he is going to give me lots of jewels.
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- It's incredible!
- Right!
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- Oh I have a secret to tell you.
- But you mustn't tell anyone!
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The fortune teller is in the woods!
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I know, I'm bringing him
some heavy reading.
223
00:34:33,866 --> 00:34:40,080
Enough with dead animals from
now on I'll read in the gold!
224
00:35:40,432 --> 00:35:43,477
Go home nice dog!
225
00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:49,024
Go away nice dog! Go away!
226
00:35:58,450 --> 00:36:01,495
Look who we have here!
227
00:36:08,210 --> 00:36:14,174
What do you know Asterix, these crazy
Romans are branching out all over the place.
228
00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:22,391
Stop!
229
00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:27,271
Please don't cook me again!
230
00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:36,113
Don't worry, we just want you
to taste the soup.
231
00:36:52,337 --> 00:36:55,424
I think it needs a little work.
232
00:36:58,177 --> 00:37:04,391
Ah don't worry there Mr. Roman,
were still working on the recipe.
233
00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:29,226
Oh no!
234
00:40:01,693 --> 00:40:04,071
I got him! I got him!
235
00:40:07,032 --> 00:40:10,077
- I got him! I got him!
- No!
236
00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:24,234
I got you!
237
00:41:45,547 --> 00:41:49,635
I made it! I made it!
238
00:41:53,639 --> 00:41:59,811
- How do you feel?
- Better!
239
00:42:00,979 --> 00:42:05,108
Light headed, really light headed.
240
00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:10,364
I'm too light headed!
Somebody catch me!
241
00:42:45,858 --> 00:42:50,028
- Hey! It's me!
- Who?
242
00:42:50,529 --> 00:42:54,324
Don't even ask just give me rope.
243
00:43:03,709 --> 00:43:08,839
- Centurion!
- Where is he and what is with this rope?
244
00:43:09,131 --> 00:43:13,594
Have a look for yourself.
245
00:43:13,969 --> 00:43:18,182
- What are you doing? Get down!
- But there's no way!
246
00:43:18,307 --> 00:43:22,060
I'm as light as a butterfly in the wind.
247
00:43:22,227 --> 00:43:26,440
Lower that butterfly!
248
00:43:33,363 --> 00:43:38,118
The wizard is experimenting with a
new potion and he won't stop laughing.
249
00:43:38,285 --> 00:43:42,372
Why did you drink? Idiot!
250
00:43:47,336 --> 00:43:50,672
Take a platoon, find out what
they are doing in their village.
251
00:43:53,592 --> 00:43:57,721
- What we need is another Roman.
- You're right!
252
00:44:06,355 --> 00:44:12,528
- Matusalemmix, where are you going?
- I'm having a beer in the forest...
253
00:44:15,197 --> 00:44:17,324
What?
254
00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:26,625
Something very strange is
happening around here.
255
00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:33,090
They're all going into the forest
while we are stuck here doing nothing.
256
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:41,849
Hey chief!
257
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:53,652
What is going on in that forest?
Obelix you guard the wizard
258
00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:03,412
I'll be back as soon as I can.
259
00:45:23,515 --> 00:45:26,935
Anyone here?
260
00:45:38,030 --> 00:45:44,203
You chased him out, the chief told...
you not to come into the forest!
261
00:45:44,536 --> 00:45:48,624
- Chased who?
- The fortune teller!
262
00:45:48,707 --> 00:45:53,086
Great disaster will befall us!
Asterix has chased the fortune teller!
263
00:45:55,631 --> 00:46:00,636
- Ave centurion!
- Ave, what have you got?
264
00:46:00,802 --> 00:46:04,932
I was leading the platoon to the Gaulish
village and we discovered this intruder...
265
00:46:05,057 --> 00:46:09,186
in the forest and his story is very
interesting, so I brought him to you sir.
266
00:46:09,311 --> 00:46:12,397
Let's see him!
267
00:46:15,234 --> 00:46:19,655
A prisoner from Gaul?
Why did you take him here?
268
00:46:21,490 --> 00:46:26,995
Excuse me mister Gaul, you are one
of these super strong Gauls, the enemy?
269
00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:34,545
Me, oh no, I am a peaceful man,
I am against no one at all.
270
00:46:34,837 --> 00:46:37,923
That is nice.
271
00:46:40,425 --> 00:46:45,597
Voila, my name is Prolix. I travel about
in search of a patron.
272
00:46:45,764 --> 00:46:50,894
Yes I knew that here I would find a
soldiers that was strong and generous,...
273
00:46:51,019 --> 00:46:57,234
even if some of his less sensible
troupes didn't show me...
274
00:46:57,359 --> 00:47:02,781
the respect that they should.
275
00:47:03,031 --> 00:47:09,204
What then, I knew all this before!
276
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:16,086
Well done, so tell me how
you are knowing all that?
277
00:47:16,295 --> 00:47:21,466
- Well I'm a fortune teller.
- A fortune teller?
278
00:47:22,968 --> 00:47:26,346
So you are a fortune teller of
the Gauls of the near village?
279
00:47:26,555 --> 00:47:31,727
Yes sir, for example I foresee that you
will be promoted and achieve great plans.
280
00:47:37,316 --> 00:47:41,820
- So am I going to conquer the Gauls?
- You guess well!
281
00:47:41,987 --> 00:47:48,202
Magnifico, unfortunately for you we are
under orders to arrest fortune tellers.
282
00:47:50,245 --> 00:47:55,375
What, what well I, in that case no more
joking, I mean I am not a fortune teller!
283
00:47:55,501 --> 00:48:01,715
That was just a little joke!
In fact I am a bit of a rascal.
284
00:48:05,427 --> 00:48:09,598
- Come here!
- No please, don't arrest me!
285
00:48:09,765 --> 00:48:12,809
I'm not a real fortune teller!
286
00:48:12,935 --> 00:48:16,897
But you were saying that
I am going to get a promotion?
287
00:48:17,022 --> 00:48:23,237
- It's a joke! That is absolutely absurd!
- Well that makes sense.
288
00:48:25,614 --> 00:48:30,160
What do you mean by that?
Hold your tongue!
289
00:48:34,206 --> 00:48:39,336
I'm going to give you a little test.
Heads or tails?
290
00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:44,466
Neither, neither one.
291
00:49:08,073 --> 00:49:13,245
Bingo! You predicted right!
292
00:49:13,328 --> 00:49:16,415
Than you must be a real
fortune teller!
293
00:49:18,083 --> 00:49:23,213
But it's not true! It's very easy for
a coin to fell like that!
294
00:49:26,091 --> 00:49:29,136
Put this man in chains.
295
00:49:29,261 --> 00:49:34,433
But I'm not a fortune teller! I'm a fake!
I flatter the people of the village!
296
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:40,772
I tell them what they want to hear so
they believe me, anything, anything I say!
297
00:49:41,023 --> 00:49:45,736
- So the Gauls believe anything you say?
- Yes! Yes!
298
00:49:45,861 --> 00:49:52,034
So may be you can be useful than!
299
00:49:56,872 --> 00:49:59,917
Yes sir!
300
00:50:01,376 --> 00:50:07,591
Your actions have been unworthy!
It's dangerous to anger a fortune teller!
301
00:50:07,883 --> 00:50:13,055
He is an impostor, he takes all your
money to make himself fat!
302
00:50:13,222 --> 00:50:17,267
He's out there right now looking
for a whole new bunch of suckers!
303
00:50:17,392 --> 00:50:20,604
I don't think he was an impostor,
he said all the right things.
304
00:50:20,729 --> 00:50:26,610
- Please Mrs. Chief, open your eyes!
- Open your eyes? Open your eyes!
305
00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:31,240
He was a wise man!
306
00:50:45,587 --> 00:50:51,802
Oh my gosh, it is Prolix,
the fortune teller! He is back.
307
00:50:55,931 --> 00:50:59,977
Yes people of Gaul!
308
00:51:00,352 --> 00:51:06,525
I have returned, to tell you that Gods
are very upset with you!
309
00:51:11,864 --> 00:51:16,076
Yes your village is doomed!
310
00:51:18,287 --> 00:51:23,709
Even your air will be poisonous soon!
311
00:51:24,376 --> 00:51:29,506
lt'll become revolting! Poison!
Your faces will turn pale!
312
00:51:29,631 --> 00:51:35,846
You will loose the colour of life!
313
00:51:36,555 --> 00:51:42,769
Please get away before it is too late!
314
00:51:43,645 --> 00:51:49,860
I tell you it is your only hope!
Now everyone has been warned!
315
00:51:59,828 --> 00:52:02,873
Did you hear him?
316
00:52:03,248 --> 00:52:09,463
I will not stay another minute in this
doomed village, lets go to Lutezia!
317
00:52:09,755 --> 00:52:13,217
Have you gone nuts, you are not going to
abandon our village on account of fur face!
318
00:52:13,342 --> 00:52:16,595
But if on the off chance he might be right,
we would all be doomed.
319
00:52:16,762 --> 00:52:19,932
I think we should move to the little
island that is right off the coast.
320
00:52:20,098 --> 00:52:24,186
- But Piggy Wiggie it's in Lutezia that...
- Don't be silly, when the danger...
321
00:52:24,269 --> 00:52:27,940
is clear we will come back.
322
00:52:28,106 --> 00:52:32,194
Asterix, shall we go?
323
00:52:32,861 --> 00:52:35,823
No, I stay!
324
00:52:35,948 --> 00:52:39,535
Everybody else get to the boats!
325
00:53:02,891 --> 00:53:06,770
- May be I should sing for you!
- Shut up!
326
00:53:12,067 --> 00:53:15,237
Obelix are you leaving?
327
00:53:22,578 --> 00:53:25,998
Well...no I'll stay!
328
00:53:26,165 --> 00:53:31,086
All aboard who is going aboard!
329
00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:55,944
The Romans can attack
whenever they like now.
330
00:53:56,111 --> 00:53:59,156
I guess we should hide.
331
00:54:40,489 --> 00:54:44,618
That is it, mission accomplished!
the Gauls have left their village.
332
00:54:44,743 --> 00:54:50,415
I am not surprised, I knew all along that
all along you were a real fortune teller.
333
00:54:50,582 --> 00:54:55,629
- Arrest him now?
- You promised you would let me go!
334
00:54:55,754 --> 00:54:59,883
No! I am first going to check to make
sure that the Gaul village is clear.
335
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:06,098
- I knew it!
- I'll bet!
336
00:55:06,515 --> 00:55:11,687
No, no that is not what I meant, I didn't
know at all, I am not a fortune teller!
337
00:55:11,854 --> 00:55:16,108
It was just a haunch!
That's all, that's all!
338
00:55:27,786 --> 00:55:31,874
Look the fortune teller is leading
the Romans right into our village.
339
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:36,753
The fortune teller and the Romans,
of course the are in this together.
340
00:55:45,971 --> 00:55:51,560
- We can't let them take our village!
- No Obelix!
341
00:55:51,894 --> 00:55:56,148
It's too dangerous!. We haven't got
any magic potion!
342
00:55:56,231 --> 00:56:00,360
All we can do is sit here
and keep an eye on Panoramix.
343
00:56:20,756 --> 00:56:26,595
This place is deserted, completely
deserted, Sir.
344
00:56:45,614 --> 00:56:51,829
Go to Rome and carry this message
to Caesar: you tell him: all of Gaul...
345
00:56:55,207 --> 00:57:01,421
is occupied! Then he will ask: ''Totally?''
And you will say to him: ''Totally!''.
346
00:57:02,714 --> 00:57:05,801
He will understand.
347
00:57:33,162 --> 00:57:39,376
As Caesar would say, gentlemen
we came, we saw and we won them.
348
00:57:42,171 --> 00:57:45,382
Bravo Prolix you are really good!
349
00:57:46,592 --> 00:57:50,012
So Should I arrest him now, since
he is a real fortune teller.
350
00:57:50,179 --> 00:57:56,393
But, but, it is not true!
I told you it's not true!
351
00:57:58,270 --> 00:58:03,484
- Are you saying I would not be promoted?
- But I could not know that.
352
00:58:03,609 --> 00:58:07,654
- What do you see?
- I told you I don't make predictions!
353
00:58:07,779 --> 00:58:12,659
The truth, or I will read my future
on your own insides!
354
00:58:16,538 --> 00:58:21,710
- Oh, yes you will get a promotion!
- So we arrest him?
355
00:58:22,044 --> 00:58:27,174
- No! A fortune teller could be useful.
- But sir orders are orders!
356
00:58:27,299 --> 00:58:31,970
I say if he is a real fortune teller
we arrest him!
357
00:58:32,387 --> 00:58:38,602
But I am not! Remember I predicted
a curse on the air of the village?
358
00:58:43,315 --> 00:58:46,360
Hey wait a minute!
359
00:58:46,568 --> 00:58:52,783
Don't you think there
is a strange odour here?
360
00:58:55,077 --> 00:58:59,414
- A strange odour?
- It's true!
361
00:58:59,581 --> 00:59:02,626
I haven't asked for your opinion!
362
00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:11,593
Centurion, the air is unbreathable
in the village. It stinked!
363
00:59:12,344 --> 00:59:17,266
Stinks? What do you mean by that?
364
00:59:28,110 --> 00:59:34,283
- Great, Gods are with you Prolix!
- It's not possible!
365
00:59:39,204 --> 00:59:44,334
It's not possible! No!
366
00:59:45,043 --> 00:59:50,048
It's not possible! It's not possible!
367
00:59:51,133 --> 00:59:54,219
It's not possible!
368
00:59:54,386 --> 00:59:58,265
It's not possible! It's not possible!
It's not possible!
369
01:00:03,228 --> 01:00:08,734
Trumpeter, sound the evacuation
of this place on the double!
370
01:00:34,259 --> 01:00:39,431
I made it! I made it once again!
371
01:00:44,186 --> 01:00:47,272
Obelix!
372
01:01:24,393 --> 01:01:28,522
This is all my fault!
373
01:01:33,235 --> 01:01:37,364
And to think it is all because
I threw that stupid little rocket!
374
01:01:37,573 --> 01:01:43,787
I was out of my mind!
Completely out of my mind!
375
01:02:31,293 --> 01:02:35,422
Asterix?
376
01:02:38,217 --> 01:02:41,470
Asterix!
377
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:46,850
- You called me Asterix!
- Asterix!
378
01:02:46,975 --> 01:02:52,022
Panoramix you are cured!
379
01:02:59,738 --> 01:03:03,534
Obelix!
Did you throw this rock on Panoramix?
380
01:03:03,659 --> 01:03:08,747
Absolutely to try and cure the wizard.
Don't tell me I did the wrong thing!
381
01:03:16,839 --> 01:03:20,926
This is great, I can't believe it,
our wizard is still safe.
382
01:03:21,093 --> 01:03:25,472
- Good boy!
- What do you mean still? I just cured...
383
01:03:54,793 --> 01:04:00,674
But baby as soon as everything settles
down we will go back to the village.
384
01:04:00,799 --> 01:04:04,761
- On this island I'll never get my jewels.
- You're right!.
385
01:04:08,974 --> 01:04:15,147
If only our wizard was here, hey
little fishy when he had his marbles
386
01:04:22,988 --> 01:04:26,074
You are scaring the fish, cut it out.
387
01:04:28,076 --> 01:04:31,705
him with my own delicate treatment.
388
01:05:03,612 --> 01:05:07,741
At ease.
389
01:05:09,034 --> 01:05:12,538
This is much better.
390
01:05:12,704 --> 01:05:17,876
What, But we had to retreat from
the village we just conquered.
391
01:05:18,043 --> 01:05:22,923
So, thanks to the fortune teller we have
no more Gauls, that is the main thing.
392
01:05:23,048 --> 01:05:28,220
- Good so now I can arrest him.
- Absolutely not!
393
01:05:29,471 --> 01:05:33,559
Excuse me, a beg your pardon,
I don't think I quiet understand.
394
01:05:34,143 --> 01:05:40,315
That is why I am a Centurion
and you are just a soldier!
395
01:05:41,733 --> 01:05:45,154
Come along, I want to talk with you.
396
01:05:50,659 --> 01:05:53,996
Bighead!.
397
01:05:55,164 --> 01:05:59,251
You predict our fates,
you are a true fortune teller!
398
01:05:59,418 --> 01:06:03,172
You knew there would be
a disaster and it came.
399
01:06:03,338 --> 01:06:09,511
- Then I must be a real fortune teller.
- You should be placed under arrest.
400
01:06:09,761 --> 01:06:14,099
- I am sure I must be a fake!
- But you could be useful to me.
401
01:06:14,266 --> 01:06:18,103
- I am not a fake!
- With your predictions and advice...
402
01:06:18,270 --> 01:06:21,732
- I am a fortune teller!
-... I could go very far!
403
01:06:21,857 --> 01:06:26,778
Maybe I will even replace Caesar.
404
01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:32,493
Of course I would be very generous.
405
01:06:32,868 --> 01:06:37,998
I'm a fortune teller! I'm a fortune teller!
406
01:06:38,790 --> 01:06:45,005
Make up your mind because if
you're not real, we'll tear you apart!
407
01:06:48,884 --> 01:06:54,515
Please sit down and tell me
a little bit more about my future.
408
01:06:54,723 --> 01:06:59,019
But I already told you
that the Gods will give you protection!
409
01:06:59,144 --> 01:07:03,273
- And you will be promoted!
- I know that!
410
01:07:03,398 --> 01:07:08,278
- Tell me how it will be when I am Caesar!
- Well you will be real powerful!
411
01:07:08,487 --> 01:07:12,574
- The Romans will fear you!
- Very good!
412
01:07:12,825 --> 01:07:17,454
- Very good and Cleopatra?
- What is Cleopatra?
413
01:07:17,579 --> 01:07:22,084
- You never heard of Cleopatra?
- Oh yes,Cleopatra silly me, Cleopatra!
414
01:07:22,251 --> 01:07:26,421
She will be crazy for you she will be
head over heels for you and after...
415
01:07:26,588 --> 01:07:30,676
Fortune-teller!
416
01:07:34,930 --> 01:07:39,059
- Who are you?
- You mean you don't know?
417
01:07:39,268 --> 01:07:43,939
- What do you want?
- You are the lucky winner Prolix!
418
01:07:44,022 --> 01:07:47,693
- Winner? Winner of what?
- It is a surprise!
419
01:07:47,860 --> 01:07:51,530
- Surprise, what kind of a surprise?
- Can't you guess fortune teller?
420
01:07:52,531 --> 01:07:57,703
Well yes of course, I was only asking.
A surprise. Wait it is coming to me.
421
01:08:07,629 --> 01:08:11,717
Fortune teller, tell the man your surprise.
422
01:08:12,551 --> 01:08:15,929
- What is that noise?
- How would I know?
423
01:08:19,808 --> 01:08:24,480
- The Gauls and you didn't let me know.
- How was I supposed to know?
424
01:08:25,647 --> 01:08:28,692
Leave him to me!
425
01:08:32,154 --> 01:08:36,116
So you couldn't guess we were here
eh fortune teller? And Lutezia?
426
01:08:36,241 --> 01:08:40,162
Piggy Wiggie partners with my brother?
it was all a lie, shame on you!
427
01:08:41,413 --> 01:08:46,001
- You're just a cheat!
- Bravo Madam!! Very good!
428
01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:14,149
Go girls!
429
01:11:16,652 --> 01:11:19,738
- Hey who are you?
- I am Caius Blocus!
430
01:11:24,076 --> 01:11:27,162
Special envoy to Caesar.
431
01:12:42,321 --> 01:12:45,407
Hey Dog beater!
432
01:13:11,809 --> 01:13:17,564
Hello everybody! How are you!
At your orders centurion!
433
01:13:30,786 --> 01:13:36,750
Julius Caesar asked me to come and see
if you really and truly had conquered...
434
01:13:36,875 --> 01:13:42,256
these fearsome and rebellioushed Gauls.
435
01:13:42,381 --> 01:13:46,218
You are an embarrassment!
They conquered you.
436
01:13:52,307 --> 01:13:55,394
Come on everybody lets go home!
437
01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:09,491
But it is not my fault!
Shut up, you have been demoted!
438
01:14:09,658 --> 01:14:14,788
You are a legionnaire and
even that is too generous!
439
01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:20,169
Back to Rome!
440
01:14:24,506 --> 01:14:29,511
So I am going to be promoted am I?
Centurion Arrest this impostor!
441
01:14:34,183 --> 01:14:39,813
I will not take order from some
low ranking legionaire!
442
01:14:41,106 --> 01:14:46,862
You'll clean up this entire mess alone
and speak properly to your superior!
443
01:14:52,910 --> 01:14:58,040
Oh go on, get out, I don't want
civilians in my camp!
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