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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,920 Previously on WandaVision. 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,093 I'm Wanda. 3 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:07,341 I'm, uh... Geraldine. 4 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:10,184 - Wanda. Wanda? - Who is that? 5 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:14,100 You've got two healthy baby boys on your hands. 6 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,231 Is Geraldine inside with Wanda? 7 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:18,598 Can you believe it? Twins! 8 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,935 She's new to town. 9 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,270 - No home. - What do you mean, she has no home? 10 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,766 She came here because we're all... 11 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,567 She came here because we're all what? 12 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,321 What is that symbol? 13 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,606 - Wanda. - No. 14 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,662 I think you should leave. 15 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,171 - No, I can't. I can't leave Monica. - Mom? 16 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,008 It's okay, I can stay with Grandma and... 17 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,797 I can't leave. 18 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,502 Maybe I'll build a spaceship. 19 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,064 I wanna be an aircraft pilot. 20 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:00,480 When they were handing out kids they gave her the toughest one. 21 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,021 Lieutenant Trouble. 22 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:17,491 Somebody help! 23 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,948 - Excuse me... - They're all coming back. 24 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,500 We don't have the capacity. 25 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,720 Excuse me. I'm looking for a patient. In room 104... 26 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,930 - Who, my wife? Do you have a phone? - No. 27 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,301 I have to call my wife. 28 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,096 Watch out! 29 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,732 Let me help you. 30 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,610 - Are you okay? You okay? Take it... - I got him. I got him. 31 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,360 Are you okay? 32 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,940 I'm looking for a patient in room number 104. 33 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,646 I don't know what to tell you. 34 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,414 - Monica? - Oh, Dr. Harley, thank God! 35 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:00,754 I can't believe it. 36 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,869 - Uh, I was... - Where did you go? 37 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,326 Well, in her room since she came back from the surgery. 38 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:08,787 I mean, I might've have fallen asleep, but no longer than 20 minutes. 39 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,795 Dr. Harley, where's my mom? 40 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,375 Your mom, she died, honey. 41 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,104 What? 42 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:22,728 No. No, no, no, no, you're mistaken. My mother... The procedure went well. 43 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,939 You said so yourself. Clean margins. You're discharging her today. 44 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:27,983 The cancer came back. 45 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:32,185 Okay, stop, stop. No, you're... My mom is Maria Rambeau. 46 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,357 Look it up. I mean... 47 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,235 - Look it up. "Maria Rambeau." - Monica, 48 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:38,082 I don't understand what's happening, but you need to listen to me. 49 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,448 Maria died three years ago. 50 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:45,168 - Three? No. No. No, no... - Which was two years after you... 51 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,044 After I what? 52 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,166 After I what? 53 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,134 After you disappeared. 54 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,741 Ma'am? Over here, please. 55 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,777 Hi, good morning. I work here, and... 56 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,615 If you did, your badge would work. 57 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:04,116 Right. Um... 58 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:06,463 - I have a meeting with... - You know who this is? 59 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,958 ...this guy. 60 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,670 Captain Monica Rambeau. 61 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,500 Director Tyler Hayward. 62 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,415 Acting Director. You haven't aged a day. 63 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,205 And you look old as hell. 64 00:04:17,673 --> 00:04:19,263 Come on, let's catch you up. 65 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:28,521 It's been three weeks and you're the first to report. 66 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,016 Can't say I'm surprised, Captain. 67 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,524 How are the numbers for the astronaut training program? 68 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,187 Dismal. Lost half my personnel in The Blip 69 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,816 and half of those remaining have lost their nerve. 70 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:42,525 The program hasn't been the same since you've been up there, Rambeau. 71 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:47,286 Shifted away from manned missions and refocused on robotics, nanotech, AI. 72 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,121 Sentient Weapons, like it says on the door. 73 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,577 It also says "Observation and Response" 74 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,918 on that door, not "Creation." 75 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,917 World's not the same as you left it. 76 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,716 Space is now full of unexpected threats. 77 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:04,641 Always was full of threats. And allies. 78 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:12,272 Listen, Monica, I just wanna acknowledge the awkwardness of the situation. 79 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,980 I know S.W.O.R.D.'s your home. 80 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,935 Your mom built this place from the ground up. 81 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:18,566 You grew up here. 82 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,317 You should've been here to help name the replacement. 83 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,405 You were the obvious choice. 84 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,080 - I was the only choice. - I wasn't gonna say it. 85 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:30,753 Look, Tyler, you know the job you have to do. I'm here to do mine. 86 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,420 Let's get you back out there. 87 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,090 The FBI is in a tizzy 88 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,634 over a missing persons case up in Jersey... 89 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:45,258 - "Missing persons"? - I know. But they have requested use 90 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:49,595 of one of our imaging drones, and I need a chaperone. 91 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,233 Tyler, drones usually chaperone me. 92 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:54,441 - I get it. - Look, if this is because of... 93 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:58,436 You don't have to worry about me. I'm good. 94 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:02,743 There's no easy way to say this, but you're grounded. 95 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,820 - I'm sorry, what? - Terrestrial missions only. 96 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,238 You're kidding. 97 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,498 For how long? Whose protocol is this? 98 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,205 Your mother's. 99 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:17,591 She implemented guidelines in the event vanished personnel ever returned. 100 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:22,632 Look, I know it's a raw deal, but there is one positive takeaway. 101 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,796 - What's that? - She believed you'd come back. 102 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,274 You'd be doing me a big favor with this FBI thing, 103 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:32,179 - but if you need more time... - No. 104 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:36,308 - No. I'm good to go. - Excellent. 105 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:39,899 Keep me updated, Captain. 106 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,063 Okay. No problem. 107 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,808 James E. Woo, FBI. 108 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,364 Monica Rambeau, S.W.O.R.D. 109 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:24,856 What's the story here, Agent Woo? 110 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,195 I've got a witness set up down the road in Westview, 111 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,321 and this morning, it looked like he flew the coop. 112 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:32,868 Your missing person is in the Witness Protection Program? 113 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,413 I have contacted known associates, relatives... 114 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,747 And let me guess, none of them have seen him either? 115 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:41,003 No. None of them have ever heard of him. 116 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:45,549 Something seemed hanky to me, so I took the first flight out of Oakland 117 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:49,972 to interface with local law enforcement, which is when I encountered a new wrinkle. 118 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,429 What is that? 119 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,964 Here we go. 120 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,016 Pardon me, Sheriff. 121 00:07:57,102 --> 00:08:00,482 Would you mind repeating your claim about Westview to my colleague here? 122 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,573 No such place. 123 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:09,492 You're saying the town of Westview, New Jersey, doesn't exist? 124 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:12,743 It's what I keep telling your G-Man here, but he won't listen. 125 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:17,749 I see. And, um, I'm sorry, what town are you from? 126 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,041 Eastview. 127 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:24,666 Thank you, Sheriff. I'll reach out if we need any further assistance. 128 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,800 I, uh, pulled phone numbers for all the residents. 129 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:31,644 I'm only through the Ds, but so far I got Diddly Squat. 130 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,311 So you can't reach anyone inside 131 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:38,059 and everyone on the outside has some sort of selective amnesia? 132 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:41,903 This isn't a missing person's case, Captain Rambeau, it's a missing town. 133 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:45,403 Population 3,892. 134 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,403 Why haven't you gone inside to investigate? 135 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:50,738 'Cause it doesn't want me to. 136 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,196 You can feel it too, can't you? 137 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,373 Nobody's supposed to go in. 138 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:21,476 - What about you? - Me? 139 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:24,482 Well, I'm from Bakersfield, originally. 140 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:27,815 Growin' up, other kids had Michael Jordan posters on their walls, 141 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,031 but I had Eliot Ness. 142 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:34,371 No, no, no, no. I mean, why is it that you have an awareness of Westview? 143 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,077 Or me, for that matter? 144 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:40,455 Is it because we are outside of a certain radius, 145 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:43,829 or maybe because we don't have a personal connection? 146 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:44,957 Hmm... 147 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:51,546 - Wait, where'd it go? - It was right there. 148 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,025 Whoa... 149 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:10,943 What is it? 150 00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:18,198 Some sort of energy field. 151 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,911 Careful, Rambeau. 152 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:24,830 Captain Rambeau! 153 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,962 Watch it. 154 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:28,838 Rambeau! 155 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,091 Captain Rambeau! 156 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:34,972 Captain Rambeau! 157 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,448 Hey. 158 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:01,752 - What's your field? - We're not supposed to talk to each other. 159 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:05,368 - Hmm? Boy Scout leader. - Got it. And you? 160 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,785 Nuclear Biology. 161 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,000 Artificial Intelligence. 162 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,092 Astrophysics. 163 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,512 We got the full clown car. 164 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,131 It means whatever the threat is, 165 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,968 S.W.O.R.D. clearly has no idea what they're dealing with. 166 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,308 - I'm a chemical engineer. - No one cares. 167 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,521 All right, grab your gear. 168 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,025 All right. So, uh... 169 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,611 In the meantime, 170 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,526 one of you guys check in on Hutch, 171 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,584 make sure he's ready to get those drones up in the air. Okay? 172 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:41,949 Give him a hand. Thanks. 173 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:50,918 Ms. Lewis? 174 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,422 Dr. Lewis. 175 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,125 We have your gear set up inside. 176 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:19,698 Those drones you're sending in, what kinda data are you getting? 177 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,371 I'm afraid that's highly classified. 178 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,325 You can't see anything? 179 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:30,788 FBI, Army. I saw the Air Force Office of Special Investigations out there. 180 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,922 Research Lab, Space Command, too. 181 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,835 A bona fide, joint, multi-service response. 182 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,925 Looking forward to commemorative T-shirt. 183 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:44,101 Is there somewhere a lady could get a cup of coffee? 184 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,941 You guys look like you might get down with those little pod things. 185 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:51,358 - Horrendous for the environment... - Make your assessment, please. 186 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,606 Whoa... 187 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,607 I mean, whoa... 188 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,700 What're you getting? 189 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,504 A colossal amount of CMBR. 190 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,711 - CM... - Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation. 191 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:14,165 We've been told the radiation is within a safe limit. 192 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,803 Uh, it is... For now. 193 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,049 Wait, what do you mean... 194 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,429 There are longer wavelengths superimposed over the noise here. 195 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,193 I got it. 196 00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:50,496 I need a TV. An old one. Like, not flat. 197 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,487 - You good to go? - Yes, sir. 198 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,220 These sewers will take you straight into town. 199 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:09,425 - Try to find anything you can on Rambeau. - Copy that. 200 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:23,447 Agent Franklin. We will keep this channel open for you. 201 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,570 Copy. 202 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,240 Keep me updated. 203 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,173 Director Hayward, 204 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,839 between you, me, and the bedpost, I am not confident about this mission. 205 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:42,380 Thanks for the feedback, Jimmy. If only my drones were as forthcoming. 206 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:46,797 There's no reason to suspect the perimeter doesn't extend subterraneously. 207 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,887 There's no reason to suspect it does. 208 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,892 We don't know about the nature of the threat to send another agent 209 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:55,435 - when the first is yet to return. - Someone must miss you back in Quantico. 210 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:58,401 No, sir. Softball season's over, sir. 211 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,980 What do we have up? 212 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,198 Radar, lidar, sodar, infrared. 213 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,279 Cycle through. 214 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,208 Will someone get me a useful visual, damn it? 215 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,421 What is that? 216 00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:20,553 Can I see you 217 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,910 - in the kitchen, sweetheart? - Who's doing that? 218 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,391 - Who are those people? - What are you wearing? 219 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,628 - Why are they here? - What are you wearing? 220 00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:31,211 - Well, it's our anniversary! - Our anniversary of what? 221 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:33,733 Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you! 222 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:36,099 - Is that... - Yeah, it looks like her. 223 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:39,146 You move at the speed of sound, I can make a pen float. 224 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,651 Who needs to abbreviate? 225 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:46,487 Look, I know it's been a crazy few years on this planet, but he's dead, right? 226 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:49,032 Not blipped, dead. 227 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,286 Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer? 228 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,578 What am I looking at? 229 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:55,905 You? What is this? Where's this coming from? 230 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,038 Out there. 231 00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:00,134 You didn't answer the back door. For your upside-down cake. 232 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,170 Oh! Hi, I... 233 00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:05,054 - Is it authentic? - I'm not sure how to answer that. 234 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,632 Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated? 235 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,548 I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know. 236 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,137 What do you know? 237 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:15,892 My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That's... 238 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,016 Relic radiation dating back to the Big Bang. 239 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,943 Yeah, entwined was a broadcast frequency. 240 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,693 So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV. 241 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:27,315 And when I plug this bad boy in, voilà, sound and picture. 242 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,244 Dinner is served. 243 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:36,457 So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers? 244 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,918 European. 245 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,168 It's a working theory. 246 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,669 Get me a transport back to headquarters now. 247 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,758 - Are we recording this? - Never stopped. 248 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:49,258 I need immediate analysis. Now, people. Let's go! 249 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:51,851 He's a charmer. 250 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,474 - Great work. - Hey, thanks! 251 00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:58,602 Maybe I could get that coffee now? 252 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,647 Or not. That's cool. 253 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,441 Aw! 254 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:07,275 Aw. 255 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,867 First and foremost, our main objective 256 00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:18,914 is to get any intel on Captain Rambeau, 257 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:22,957 but originally, this case was a missing person, so we're going to start there. 258 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,712 We've successfully identified two individuals inside the Westview anomaly. 259 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,796 Let's keep going. 260 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,353 This guest is leaving your home. 261 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,852 Yes, thank you for coming. 262 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,941 Mr. and Mrs. Hart. Played by Todd and Sharon Davis. 263 00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,527 Computational forms. And no one can process the data 264 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,446 - quite like you do, pal. - Agent Woo. 265 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,015 You're like a walking computer. 266 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,495 Abhilash Tandon is Norm. 267 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,172 Harold Copter is Jones. 268 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,257 We got Isabel Matsueida cast as Beverly. 269 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,178 John Collins as Herb. 270 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:32,776 - Really? - Does she seem okay to you? 271 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:36,034 Well, she doesn't appear to be harmed in any way, 272 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:40,326 but that is definitely not the boss lady I met yesterday. 273 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:43,712 So what, deep cover? Monica has to play along? 274 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,630 With whom? Or else, what? 275 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,209 All right. Brass tacks, Dr. Lewis. 276 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,375 What are we lookin' at here? Is it an alternate reality? 277 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:54,335 Time travel? Some cockamamie social experiment? 278 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,386 It's a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom. 279 00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:58,471 But why? 280 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,515 Hey, man, we're working with the same scarcity of intel. 281 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:05,437 But, listen, I do have an idea. 282 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:10,190 So, you've seen that radio in Wanda's kitchen counter, right? 283 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,935 The next time she's washing dishes, 284 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:15,277 which, by my count, happens about once an episode, barf, 285 00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:17,204 we'll shoot a signal to that little guy. 286 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,661 This transmitter will mimic the frequency of the broadcast, 287 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:24,874 and if my theory is right, allow us to speak directly to her. 288 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,919 This is totally gonna work. Don't touch that. 289 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:29,877 Agent Woo. 290 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,375 Is this from the current episode? 291 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,717 - Aired about two minutes ago. - What is it? 292 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,760 What does it look like to you? 293 00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:42,676 Like a retro version of a sword S.W.O.R.D. Drone? 294 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,386 - Bingo. - But how did it change and why? 295 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,397 Uh, to go with the production design? 296 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,356 Or render it useless. 297 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,609 - Why'd you colorize it? - I didn't. 298 00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,106 Let's get this show on the road. 299 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,250 Jimmy, you ready? 300 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:11,339 Ready. 301 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,546 ...bigger and better every season. 302 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:20,143 Uh, Jimmy, Monica is talking to Wanda. She's got a speaking part now. 303 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,220 What is she saying? 304 00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:23,675 Those pants are peachy keen. 305 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,515 She likes Wanda's pants. 306 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,939 We only have a few hours... 307 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:31,270 Wanda's at some sort of swim club. We've never been here before. 308 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,726 Is it the '60s still? 309 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,316 Uh, uh, Wanda's with another character. 310 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,452 Real person? 311 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,727 I can't help but wonder if you and I haven't gotten off... 312 00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:41,329 Ooh, uh, radio on the side table. Start talking. 313 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:46,498 Wanda. Wanda, can you read me, over? 314 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,118 I don't... 315 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:52,338 - Can she hear me? - I don't think so. Keep trying. 316 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:54,417 Wanda? 317 00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:58,012 Wanda? 318 00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:03,386 Wanda. Who is doing this to you, Wanda? 319 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,934 Wanda? Can you hear me? I'm here to help you. 320 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,727 Please give us a... 321 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,600 Pop quiz, Wanda. 322 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:14,105 How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen? 323 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:15,231 Wait. 324 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,937 - What? - I don't know. 325 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,027 By doing it herself. 326 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,782 - That was weird. - What was? 327 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:27,791 They say a man is never fully-dressed without two important... 328 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:28,961 Nothing. 329 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,875 It's over. Mission failure. 330 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:35,254 It was worth a try. Good effort, Doctor. 331 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,134 Yeah, come on in. 332 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,061 Agent Franklin, 333 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,364 we have you five meters outside of the perimeter. 334 00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:17,877 Agent Franklin? 335 00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:47,158 Wanda. 336 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,077 No. 337 00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:03,093 Oh, that's better. 338 00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,139 Darling, do you think it's time to... 339 00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:08,681 - Call the doctor? - Yeah. 340 00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:09,934 Yes, I do, dear. 341 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:13,055 1950s, 1960s, and now the '70s. 342 00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:17,272 Why does it keep switching time periods? It can't be purely for my enjoyment. 343 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,234 And I can't believe Wanda and Vision are having a baby. 344 00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:22,027 You want any? 345 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,740 Heck, I thought about it for sure. 346 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,320 A little Jimmy Woo. 347 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:29,445 Get him a tiny little FBI badge. Oh, you... Chip? Sure. 348 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,866 You're doing great. 349 00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:33,213 You're doing great. Look at me. Look at me. 350 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,206 The jig is up. 351 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,883 - It's time to start pushing. You ready? - Oh! 352 00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:43,553 Push, Wanda. Push! 353 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:52,104 Hi. 354 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:55,347 Oh, he's perfect. 355 00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:58,402 Twins. 356 00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:00,194 What a twist. 357 00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:03,362 What? I'm invested. 358 00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:06,184 He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he? 359 00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,736 Did she just say the name Ultron? 360 00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:10,033 Has that happened before? A reference to our reality. 361 00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:11,117 No. Never. 362 00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:14,961 - I'll take a shift rocking the babies. - No, I think you should leave. 363 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,578 Oh, Wanda, don't be like that. 364 00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:17,745 Who are you? 365 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,290 Wanda... 366 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,335 Wow, this is different. 367 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:27,204 - What happened? Where'd she go? - God, not again. 368 00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:33,223 - Who are you? - Wanda... 369 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,150 There's nothing here. 370 00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:43,277 One second, Monica is standing right there, and the next, she isn't. 371 00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:47,106 - Someone is censoring the broadcast. - But where's Rambeau? 372 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,660 Alert! Boundary has been breached! 373 00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:52,831 Alert! Boundary has been breached! 374 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,245 Alert! Boundary has been breached! 375 00:24:58,415 --> 00:24:59,705 Who are you? 376 00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:01,459 I don't... 377 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,382 Who are you? 378 00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:12,722 Wanda, I'm just your neighbor. 379 00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:14,644 Then how did you know about Ultron? 380 00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:21,810 You're not my neighbor. 381 00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:25,725 And you're definitely not my friend. 382 00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:30,447 You are a stranger and an outsider. 383 00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:34,115 And right now, you are trespassing here. 384 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:39,580 And I want you to leave. 385 00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:59,854 I... I... 386 00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:19,161 BABIES COOING) 387 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:28,421 Wanda? 388 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:36,680 Where is Geraldine? 389 00:26:52,404 --> 00:26:55,414 Oh, she left, honey. She had to rush home. 390 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:00,786 What? 391 00:27:01,997 --> 00:27:03,247 What is it? What's wrong? 392 00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:09,665 Uh... 393 00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:13,343 We don't have to stay here. 394 00:27:15,052 --> 00:27:16,932 We could go wherever we want. 395 00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:19,638 No, we can't. 396 00:27:23,018 --> 00:27:24,228 This is our home. 397 00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:28,109 Are you sure? 398 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:32,530 Oh, don't worry, darling. I have everything under control. 399 00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:41,122 Monica, are you okay? 400 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:43,292 It's Wanda. 401 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:47,875 It's all Wanda. 402 00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:51,705 Oh, hi. 403 00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:57,050 Well, what should we watch tonight? 30194

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