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[seagulls squawking]

[sighs]

[exhales]

[cell phone vibrates]

Here you go, sunshine.

[exhales]

I'm all ears.

Okay, first,

I need to know that

me and my brother

won't get in any trouble,

all right?

He's a bit of a dickhead

but he's my dickhead,

do you know what I mean?

[clears throat]

Hey, Thompson.

Can I get one of those

immunity forms, please?

Excuse me, sir?

The, um, code 274 document.

Oh, an immunity form?

[Brooks] That's the badger.

So...

Rest assured you

and your brother

will receive full immunity

if you provide me

with information

that leads to

the real criminals.

Okay. Cool.

Because we had no idea

what the hell she was

going to do, bro.

-"She"?

-Yeah, yeah.

This girl, man,

and her mental mum.

But they're not psychos,

they just wanted revenge.

-Revenge, you think?

-That's what they said.

So, how old is this girl,

exactly?

I ain't saying another word

till I get my immunity, innit?

Isn't it.

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[Tina] There you are.

Come on. Pack your stuff.

I want to get back to the cabin

before dark.

I thought we agreed about this.

I know... I just thought,

maybe if I could have

one day...

You know what annoys me?

Is if we'd killed

Jimmy together,

none of this would

have happened.

God, Mum, it was my revenge.

I could do whatever

I wanted with it.

Yes, I know, I just think

it might have been nice.

We could have made a trip

out of it.

Who's Jo?

When he was dying,

Jimmy said, "Tell Jo."

Mum?

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[Nicky] I didn't know whether

you wanted toast or cereal,

so I made both.

Let's give it up for the man

who knows how to work

a toaster.

[Kim] Looks nice,

thanks, Nicky.

[Nicky] There's also

a selection of spreads.

So, whatever tickles

your pickle.

This is exactly what

I'm talking about, Kim.

Toast that comes out

of a machine.

A single portion of jam

wrapped in so much plastic

it could kill a small whale.

Oh, and this...

Save water, drink Prosecco.

What the fuck does this

even mean?

Back at home everything

means something.

I mean, what were you hoping

to achieve with all of this?

This, Mum! My list!

All the things you've never

let me do.

Killing Jimmy was only

one thing on it.

I'm not even sure I would have

even done that

if it wasn't for the whole...

Again, I'm so sorry about that.

Okay, how about this?

You pick one thing at random,

we go and do it

and then we go home.

Deal?

What, like anything?

Yeah, from your book. Go on.

[exhales]

What is it?

I have to spend the day

with Dad...

at the fair.

Because that's my last

happy memory of him.

[sighs] A whole day?

I thought you might have picked

something a bit smaller.

How much pollution medicine

have you got left?

I'm sorry, can I just--

Okay, okay. Just forget it.

[screaming]

[laughing]

Isn't this fun?

Yeah!

This is the best day ever!

And then it was like...

Arrow right in the chest, like,

some kind of

Katniss Everdeen shit.

It was actually

quite impressive.

But Tina is quite like that.

But bro, I thought you said

that this was a 274 doc?

This here says 374.

[Brooks] So, this Tina woman,

she's got, like,

a crazed look about her

which is at once

both terrifying,

yet oddly alluring?

Yes!

But she only killed Ian because

he was going to kill us.

-It was self-defense, really.

-Sure.

Take anything from the house?

Like what?

I don't know, valuables,

money maybe?

Nope... No, no, uh, money.

[coughing]

Give us a sec.

Shouldn't I get, like, a copy

of that or something?

So, apparently, Ian didn't

kill Jimmy.

I did think at the time,

actually,

that his wife was telling

the truth.

So why the fuck didn't you

say something

before we killed her then?

It looked like you had it

under control.

Yeah, well, I did have it

under control, actually.

I was just a bit

discombobulated,

what with your little chat with

your new best friend, Terri,

before we went in.

Yeah.

Shit, we killed that hiker

as well, didn't we?

Oh, yeah.

[cell phone vibrating]

-It's Terri.

-Shit.

Just tell her we made a mistake

and we'll get it sorted.

What a pen-arse.

[cell phone vibrating]

Terri.

[Kim whooping]

Creep.

I'm just trying to give her

something

to remember this day by.

Please, I know exactly

what you're up to.

I'm trying to be

a friend, actually.

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Oh, my God, that's worse.

I'm not scared

of you, you know?

Okay, I'm a bit scared of you.

You can tell her I lied

about the pills if you want.

Shatter her perceptions

of reality

on the same day that

she's remembering her dad,

if you think

that's a good idea.

Don't you think instead of

lying to her,

you should just let her live

a little?

Look, no hands! Yeah!

Or are you really just worried

about being alone?

Sorry, I didn't mean

to be rude.

I just think you might be

surprised

by how fine she'd be out here.

[Kim] Look!

-[thudding]

-Kim!

[Kim] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

[Tina] You're bleeding.

Oh no, don't worry,

this is from a knife fight

a couple of days ago.

-[Nicky] What?

-Oh no, don't worry.

The guy who did it is dead now

anyway, so...

She's delirious, from losing

all that blood.

Nothing to worry about.

[Nicky] We need to get

her out of here now.

Yeah, back home.

[Nicky] Lethal, that ride,

look how fast it's going.

[Tina] Your dad would be

so proud

of the woman you've become.

Independent, resilient.

I mean, you're basically

a badass,

which is super inspiring.

Do you remember when I ran away

from the cabin when I was 12

and you tracked me down

in the forest

and shot me with a tranquilizer

because I was about to cross

the border into Russia?

I'd heard rumors

of an invasion.

I couldn't take any risks.

-So you weren't lying then?

-No! Of course not!

I was wrong, as it turned out,

but, no, I wasn't lying.

Kim, there's something

I need to tell you.

-[Kim] What is it?

-Well, the thing is...

Ow! Mum!

-Sit still then.

-[Kim] I am sitting still.

-What is it, Nicky?

-Well...

Oh, gosh, that's

your actual skin.

Are you hot? Is it hot?

It's really hot.

Are you okay?

[exhales] It's just really

hot in here!

[exhales]

-Nicky?

-Nothing happened!

I'm just...

There we go. All done.

Thanks. I'll just go and see

what he wants.

Oh, yeah! I'll come with you.

We could do with some food

for the journey home anyway.

Come on, you.

[softly] You okay?

There's just so much... stuff!

I've just never seen

so much stuff.

I don't even understand

half of it.

I mean, look...

Fish don't even have fingers!

And this is the milk of a nut.

-How do you milk a nut?

-[woman] Do you mind?

[Nicky] Oh. Sorry.

How do you ever choose

any one thing?

How do you make space

for any of it?

I know, it's depressing.

No, I mean, literally how?

My mum never told me

about any of this stuff.

Yeah, about that...

What? What is it?

Oh, God, I've missed you.

Your mum lies to you

about everything, okay?

There's no fish measles

or killer pollution.

Okay, so she bent the truth

on a few things

but she's hardly going to

make up something

as serious as that.

I mean, why would she?

To keep me trapped

in my own home?

So we can, what,

grow old together

just the two of us

in our own little bubble?

Away from everything

and every...

Oh, come on. Don't you think

you're being a little dramatic?

You just said all those things,

not me.

Well, then don't you think

I'm being a little dramatic?

Sorry, do I think

you're being dramatic

when you just agreed

with what I...

Okay, it's fine. You're wrong.

Can we just drop this?

First let me show you

something.

[Gloria Gaynor's

"I Will Survive" playing]

[Kim] My pollution medicine...

♪ As long as I know how to love

I know I'll stay alive ♪

♪ I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give ♪

♪ And I'll survive

I will survive ♪

[Brooks] Oi!

All right. All you have to do

is plant this on Tina

and your job's done.

Oh.

[laughs]

What is it?

It's a tracker.

This is like

Men in Black style.

Guys, I love this shit.

-Oh, but--

-Just please...

do your job and don't tell

another living soul, all right?

Otherwise the 274 document

goes in the bin.

Capisce?

You mean the 374?

That's what I said.

But why aren't we doing this

in the office, guys?

It's a covert operation, yeah?

Yeah, it's big boy shit.

Now, do you understand

the plan or not?

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

And as soon as I finish work,

I'm on the case, believe.

[Brooks] When do you

finish work?

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[honking]

-What time do you finish work?

-Peace!

Whoops!

All good, I've got it!

[moaning]

And she lied about all this

shit for years

and I mean years of my life

which I have spent in a hut,

for what?

Don't even get me started, Dad,

on that time she made us

spend two days

in the Thinking Cave

just because I cheated on my

weapons training homework.

I mean, talk about

hypocritical!

Oh! Why won't you

just fucking work!

If it makes you

feel any better,

no one wins on these things.

It's basically just a trick.

My dad won.

We came here the day he died

and he won me a penguin

from this machine.

I thought this would be a good

place to scatter his ashes

but I'm just not sure if I can.

[sighs]

[Jay] Immunity... Imunity...

-Hey, babe, what are you...

-What the hell is this?

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

It's fine. It is nothing

to worry about, okay?

I am worried though, Jay.

I come home to find

a bag of money

on top of the wardrobe

and an axe in

the airing cupboard.

That is a, um...

It's a birthday present

for my mum.

I thought we were getting her

Nando's vouchers.

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Morning, handsome.

[Jay] Well, hello there,

Mrs. Davidson.

Oh! I am loving

the purple rinse today.

-Specially for you, my love.

-Stop it, you.

[laughs]

Well, we'll talk about it

later, babe.

It's just this thing

that Nicky's doing.

-It's all fine.

-It doesn't look fine.

Look, I promise,

I'll explain everything.

You heard the man, darling.

Jog on.

We'll talk about this later.

d

Oh.

[Jay] The usual then, Mrs. D?

Yes please, darling.

-[Jay] Um...

-Oh, that's a big 'un!

[both laugh]

Here, Mrs. D.

You spell the word "immunity"

with two "M's" right?

Yeah.

[Kim] It's funny.

The more time I spend in

my dad's old hometown,

the more I realize I never

actually knew him.

Like, what was his favorite

biscuit?

Did he have a second

favorite biscuit?

Did he have a--

Are you about to say

third favorite biscuit?

Did he have a really

great laugh?

Or a really annoying one,

you know?

What did he smell like?

I think all dads smell

a bit like gravy.

And grass.

Tell you what, why don't we

ask him?

Hi, Mr. Noakes.

Just wondering what

your favorite biscuit is.

[as Mr. Noakes] Well, Nicky,

I quite like a Jammie Dodger

but I'm also quite partial

to a chocolate Hobnob.

[as himself] Sorry,

was the voice too much?

What's a Jammie Dodger?

I'll buy you some if you like.

Okay.

I guess what really

counts is...

you love him.

And he loved you.

[sighs]

Okay, Dad...

this is it.

I'm saying goodbye.

I miss you.

I hope I've made you proud.

[voice falters] Oh, and I...

I bet you had the most

amazing laugh.

And I bet you smelled

like gravy and grass.

f

What the fuck?

[Thompson]

I know you're angry, Terri,

we've found your dad's killer

and we think they've

got the money.

We just need a bit more time.

Yep, okay, bye.

Doughnut?

You know I don't do carbs.

Idiot.

Right.

That was Terri on the phone.

She says we've got

two days to deliver.

Or what?

What the fuck?

Sorry, I was trying

to offer a visual.

Well, clean it up!

[Brooks] What did Terri

actually say?

She said we've got

two days to deliver or else.

"Or else."

She actually used the words

"Or else."

Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

That's the trouble

with you millennials.

No originality.

Tracker's on the move.

[engine revving]

Maybe it's a secret

message from Dad.

Or, no, maybe he made

films of us

when I was a little kid!

Maybe he...

[music playing]

[Tina] So this is cricket.

I'm sorry. How did you

get in the house?

It was your dad's

favorite sport.

No, seriously, though,

did you have a spare key or...

Not now, fucko.

We left the night

your dad died.

We had to.

But when we stopped at

a service station for food,

I saw this DVD on the shelf

and, um...

I broke down, right there

in the shop.

Because,

well, this particular match

in this particular sport

is called...

The Ashes.

And your dad loved it

more than anything else.

I know it isn't perfect

but it was the best I could do.

[sighs] I'm really sorry.

The thing is, Mum...

I have no idea what's true

and what's not anymore.

All you've done is lie to me.

And some of it

I can understand,

but I have been speaking

to a piece of plastic

my whole life,

thinking that it's my dad.

How do you expect me

to forgive you for that?

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[Jay] Right.

So, listen...

The thing is...

I think I might have fucked up

a little bit.

What have you done?

Jay, what the fuck?

Who did you speak to?

What was their name?

-D.I. Brooks I think.

-Oh, he's crooked.

He's one of Jimmy's inside men.

How do you know that?

He's one of the cops

who let Jimmy

get away with

your dad's murder.

And if he gets half a chance,

he'll kill every

single one of us.

And you've led him right to us.

Good one, Jay.

Okay then. So, let's go.

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