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Oh, I think you better stay
home from school, sweetie.
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I'm not at school?
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No, honey. And you should stay home.
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Yes, Miss Hoover.
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I put some books beside the bed.
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Will you test me on them later?
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Of course.
And I won't even give you any warning.
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I'd like that.
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Mm!
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Aw. Ooh!
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"Born near Florence,
Italy, in the year 1452,
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"Leonardo da Vinci displayed a genius
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unmatched in human history."
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- Extra, extra!
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- Renaissance begins today!
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If you're gonna torture someone,
do it quick!
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"As a child,
Lisanardo's gifts were evident"
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Hey, sonny boy,
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I want you to be just
as talented as her.
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I made an Uffizi
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on the floor of the Farnese.
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Yeah, yeah. That's, uh, that's great.
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Lisanardo, did you finish
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that drawing of the suspect yet?
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Wow.
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Gee. That talented kid
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is gonna make you a lot of money.
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We're rich!
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Like Marge's tomato sauce.
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- Not until dinner.
- Oh!
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While we're celebrating
Saint Christopher,
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he help people who get
lost telling stories
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find their way back to the point.
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He was canonized by
Gregory the Inconvenient,
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who shot him out of the cannon.
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This was before they
discovered gunpowder,
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so they pulled the cannon
to a cliff and pointed down.
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- But then he stayed in.
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They had to give him an eviction notice.
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"Florence, at the time,
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was at the start of the Renaissance."
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- Hey, you can never be too careful.
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Aw, don't worry.
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Those Dark Ages ain't never coming back.
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We got frescoes, we got spinach
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and this delicious new
thing called a pizza.
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I'm the original Ray.
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Well, I am-a Famous Ray.
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Basta!
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What about me, Little-a Caesar?
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Pizza! Pizza!
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Ouchie! Ouchie!
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Et tu, Noidus?
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"Young Lisanardo was soon an apprentice
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"to the most famous artist in Florence,
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- Andrea del Verrocchio."
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- Whoever paints the sweetest cherub
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will have the honor of having
my name signed on their work.
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That's what great artists do.
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Excellent, Barticelli.
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Very nice, Dolphatello.
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Ralphael, what is this?
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My foot hands are brushes.
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Jesus.
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Your little angels are so
much better than my Jesus.
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- Is that wrong?
- No.
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Your genius has shown me
what a failure I am.
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I will never paint again.
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At least there are no geniuses in here.
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What? We can't all be great.
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Right, Mediocroto?
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Si. On every paper, I get a C.
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We don't want you in our class.
You're too much better than us.
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Yeah, your gifts come from heaven above.
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Uh, that's not true.
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Here's some more talent.
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Not a good time.
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♪ My gifts came down from God above ♪
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♪ But talent doesn't bring you love ♪
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♪ Although my brilliant genius shone ♪
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♪ My last supper was all alone ♪
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♪ In 1470. ♪
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If you can't beat 'em, kill 'em.
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Use your genius to
invent weapons of war,
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just like I'm gonna
invent the Charleston.
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Ow, my appendages!
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I'll show them all.
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I'll show them all in a secret diary
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that no one will decipher for 400 years.
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Oh, what to invent? What to invent?
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Portable siege engines.
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Flamethrowing mirrors.
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A waterpowered stabbing wheel.
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Hmm. With these, we could kill
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the most evil people in the world:
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slightly different Christians.
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- Ow!
- This is your true masterpiece.
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Why did you kill us?
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Scusi.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ooh.
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I'm going to kill you all.
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It's my only pathway to pope.
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Cardinals suck.
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Go, Cubs!
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"Lisanardo had learned
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"that using her intellect
for war was blasphemy
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"but using it for art would
make it endure forever.
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- She escaped to France and retired in happiness."
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I'll be out in a sec.
Keep the engine running.
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Lisanardo, I have many questions.
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Why are you hitting yourself?
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A nerd says what? And how is it possible
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that I am rubber and you are glue,
et cetera, et cetera?
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I will answer all questions
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just as soon as I finish
my masterpiece, my king.
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♪ Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa ♪
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♪ Men have named you ♪
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♪ You're so like the lady
with the mystic smile. ♪
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Well, if this doesn't get
Ron Howard to direct,
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- I don't know what will.
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Real humble, Lis,
making yourself into Leonardo da Vinci.
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Shouldn't you be in school?
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Eh, it was art, which I hate.
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Well, if you hate
the formal study of art,
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you're just like another
artist I'd like to discuss
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who also had trouble with the Academy.
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You must have a fever,
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because that segue was sweaty.
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Unimaginative and boring. A.
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Milhouse, this has nothing
I haven't seen before.
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A-plus.
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Bart, you've really made me think.
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How dare you? F-minus.
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Oh, a single entendre,
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the most complicated joke there is.
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Class, settle, please,
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because today we have a special treat:
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a visit from Paris'
leading Bacchus model.
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Sorry I'm late. As a supermodel,
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I have to be eating
and drinking all day.
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You prefer robe open or robe off?
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Uh, just cover your privates
with this walnut shell.
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Whoa, so roomy.
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Mm-hmm...
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Gah! That looks nothing like him.
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And it shouldn't.
We're making the art that we feel
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because we can't compete with a camera,
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especially modern compact cameras.
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Please hold still for 17 hours.
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Since you refuse
to paint the still life,
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you'll become the still life.
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Foie gras!
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This epoque just gets beller and beller.
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Who is that kid?
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I am Toulouse-Moetrec,
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the chronicler of the demimonde.
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I keep liquor in my cane.
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Not very efficient. Really not.
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Coq au vin, au vin!
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This is the greatest
thing I've ever seen,
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and I have seen, like, five things!
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You, my friend. You are a genius!
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Maybe we should stop slavishly
following the teacher
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and use our own minds
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to slavishly follow Bart.
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To the easels.
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All right,
time to do my first self-portrait.
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Time to look in a mirror
for the first time in my life.
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I can only assume that I am beautiful.
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All right, here we go.
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Looking now.
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Oh, don't worry, sir.
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You won't see anything here
that'll encourage debate,
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provoke thought or be out of
place in a dentist's office.
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Ah, well, I'm sure this will have
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a definite je ne sais quoi?!
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Ugh! Oh!
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The emperor is coming here
to look at this artwork today.
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His Majesty will feed
us to the guillotine!
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That hasn't been used in years.
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No one even remembers how to work it.
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Pull up, let go. How hard can that be?
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Mon cher, le superintendent,
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which of our works will you be
entering into the royal Salon?
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None. You are all refusés.
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What about our student loans?
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Oh, they'll be refunded.
We are not barbarians.
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I mean, uh, come on.
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Oh, if only we could get our
art in front of the emperor.
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Monarchs love challenges
to the established order.
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No, no. But there is one thing
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the emperor loves more than anything.
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- France?
- No, he hates France.
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But he loves cheese.
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Look who he appointed mayor of Toulon.
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- Hmm.
- Do we have a winner?
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Keep your pants on, Moulin Huge.
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There are 44 more galleries
of mediocre art to judge.
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What is that cheese doing?
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Oh, you know French cheese. Very runny.
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I warned them not to
make cheese into wheels.
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Cubes were fine.
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I get motion sickness,
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and I'm lactose intolerant.
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Hurry. He's biting his way in!
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What the...
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Aw, once again,
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I have just cheese that is not cheese.
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Your Majesty, if you'll take a seat,
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we'll show you something really special,
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a transformation of art
from a rote copying of nature
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into the experiences, ideas,
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and mind of the artist.
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You had me at "take a seat."
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I don't know art,
but I know what I like.
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And I like eating and
not looking at art.
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I hereby award you the Royal Medallion.
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Congratulations on your discerning eye,
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Your Majesty. I love this pupil.
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Is this not the student that you
expelled from the royal salon?
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Well, I... Uh, that is, I, uh...
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Just pretend I'm not here.
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Uh, sir, is your tongue
sticking out because you're dead
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or because you're mad at me?
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Uh, little of both.
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Yeah.
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Oh, sure, Maggie. That's easy.
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Renaissance artists love to
put babies in their paintings,
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especially baby angels.
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Let's just not think about
why there were so many babies
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in heaven, shall we?
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Hey!
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Damn it!
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So, telling stories about art, huh?
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Do they have one about a fat guy
whose wife is too good for him?
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Stupid fat guy.
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Bet he doesn't even
know what's going on.
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Well, Dad, have you ever heard
of Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo?
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Lisa, I haven't even heard
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of Jackson Pollock and Lee Krasner.
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Well, Diego and Frida
were married in 1929.
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I now pronounce you esposo and esposa.
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You may now beso quite mucho.
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Mwah!
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Spanish for "Best wishes!"
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Spanish for "Congratulations!"
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Spanish for "¡Muy bueno!"
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Amigos, familia,
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and El Barto.
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The mysterious El Barto.
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Do you know nobleman Don Bartholomew?
264
00:13:52,514 --> 00:13:55,882
He lives in that house you
come out of every night.
265
00:13:55,943 --> 00:13:58,293
¡Ay, caramba!
266
00:13:58,353 --> 00:14:00,404
Gosh, quite the swordsman.
267
00:14:00,597 --> 00:14:01,797
Slashed my shirt,
268
00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:03,991
did not even nick me.
269
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,226
Move along, folks!
270
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,470
It's gonna take me a while to bleed out.
271
00:14:10,077 --> 00:14:11,998
That's clever... a "B."
272
00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:15,085
I know I speak for my wife, Frida Kahlo,
273
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:18,330
when I say I couldn't
imagine life without you.
274
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,591
But I also speak for my wife,
Frida Kahlo,
275
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,743
when I say we leave
for New York tomorrow!
276
00:14:23,804 --> 00:14:25,003
You never asked me!
277
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,989
Don't worry. As a woman,
278
00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:31,185
you will be treated with
much more respect in America.
279
00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,605
_
280
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,089
Diego, I know you are a socialist,
281
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whilst I am a lion of capitalism.
282
00:14:38,802 --> 00:14:41,133
Yes, we hate the capitalists.
283
00:14:41,168 --> 00:14:43,688
Right now,
a young socialist is being born
284
00:14:43,824 --> 00:14:45,395
who will take them down.
285
00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:47,442
Mr. Bernie Sanders.
286
00:14:47,477 --> 00:14:49,106
I hope he's quick about it.
287
00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:51,863
Getting a cootie shot should
not cost your lunch money.
288
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,849
And if you don't listen to me,
289
00:14:53,909 --> 00:14:55,700
listen to the Bernie Babies.
290
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:58,295
What? Everybody's got goons.
291
00:14:58,446 --> 00:15:00,780
I disavow that and welcome it.
292
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,190
Señor Rockefeller,
293
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,784
what is it you are
looking for from Diego?
294
00:15:04,845 --> 00:15:07,250
Frida, please! I'm so sorry.
295
00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:09,381
My wife does not understand
these discussions.
296
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:13,293
I understand that he
is paying you $21,000
297
00:15:13,354 --> 00:15:16,296
for a mural for his
new Rockefeller Center
298
00:15:16,357 --> 00:15:19,041
with the theme "man at the crossroads."
299
00:15:19,059 --> 00:15:20,818
$21,000.
300
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,769
Do you know what that
is in today's money?
301
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,638
$21,000.
302
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,551
This entire area will be your canvas.
303
00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:31,829
I will need very tiny brushes,
304
00:15:32,022 --> 00:15:33,330
a magnifying glass
305
00:15:33,523 --> 00:15:35,815
and a huge bottle of tequila.
306
00:15:35,876 --> 00:15:36,881
No worm.
307
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,243
A snake.
308
00:15:38,945 --> 00:15:40,525
You drive a hard bargain,
309
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,580
but this is just a model.
310
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,675
The real Rockefeller Center
will be 66 stories high.
311
00:15:44,826 --> 00:15:48,753
And every Christmas,
we will kill and decorate a giant tree
312
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:52,057
as a warning to the other trees.
313
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:57,584
Oh, Frida. Let us celebrate our triumph
314
00:15:57,619 --> 00:15:58,914
with some snuggle-issimo.
315
00:15:58,974 --> 00:16:01,007
- No.
- What's wrong, my dear?
316
00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,767
Is your unibrow hurting?
317
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,529
You are selling out, my love.
318
00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:07,848
_
319
00:16:07,849 --> 00:16:09,257
I am not selling out!
320
00:16:09,318 --> 00:16:11,684
I am doing this mural
for the little guy!
321
00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:13,445
People like him!
322
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,281
Why are you washing windows at night?
323
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,917
Who said I was washing windows?
324
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,512
As for you, squander your gift,
325
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:24,556
spit on your talent.
326
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,371
I am glad we are in agreement.
327
00:16:27,761 --> 00:16:30,220
But what will I do while
you work on your mural?
328
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,561
Paint a happy self-portrait,
329
00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:33,657
smiling ear to ear,
330
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,058
not a care in the world.
331
00:16:35,251 --> 00:16:37,561
That's not who I am, Diego!
332
00:16:37,754 --> 00:16:39,586
I love you, too.
333
00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:41,214
Going to the bar!
334
00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:44,909
Paint. Paint your misery.
335
00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,670
Also, leave. Leave your husband.
336
00:16:47,731 --> 00:16:49,689
Which one of you is the angel?
337
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:50,865
- We both are.
- We both are.
338
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,767
That's how mad you're feeling.
339
00:16:52,861 --> 00:16:54,085
Oh.
340
00:16:54,145 --> 00:16:56,488
Back to Heaven!
341
00:16:56,489 --> 00:16:57,489
_
342
00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,092
Buenas noches, darling.
343
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:03,018
What a crazy night I had.
344
00:17:03,038 --> 00:17:06,188
Now we got to get our
stories straight about Zeppo.
345
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,357
It was an accident, okay?
346
00:17:09,878 --> 00:17:11,378
Ah...
347
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:13,271
Starting a new painting?
348
00:17:13,373 --> 00:17:16,699
Yes. I am painting my feelings.
349
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,701
Oh! Oh!
350
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,388
Wow. So strong, so brave,
351
00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,205
so true to herself.
352
00:17:23,266 --> 00:17:24,741
Mm...
353
00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:28,061
My darling,
I am not half the artist you are.
354
00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:30,713
Diego, what are you saying?
355
00:17:30,732 --> 00:17:33,958
I am saying I've underestimated
you all this time.
356
00:17:33,977 --> 00:17:35,235
You are a genius!
357
00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:38,071
From now on, I will show my awe of you
358
00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:39,572
by sleeping with other women.
359
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,466
Starting an hour ago.
360
00:17:41,526 --> 00:17:44,469
And I will sleep with other
women starting two hours ago.
361
00:17:44,571 --> 00:17:47,247
I'm so glad I don't hear what you say.
362
00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:51,159
But I will do something I have
not done in our entire marriage:
363
00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:52,735
what you want.
364
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,237
Well, actions speak louder than words.
365
00:17:55,257 --> 00:17:58,425
No. Unless the action is the
demolition of a big building,
366
00:17:58,618 --> 00:18:00,168
words are usually louder.
367
00:18:00,262 --> 00:18:01,986
Everything is a fight.
368
00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,821
I completely disagree.
369
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,748
But just wait till you see what I do.
370
00:18:05,809 --> 00:18:07,917
You'll be pleased with what I do not do,
371
00:18:07,936 --> 00:18:09,994
and you will love what I do do.
372
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,112
Good night!
373
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:15,349
Welcome to Rockefeller Center,
374
00:18:15,444 --> 00:18:16,834
a temple of capitalism.
375
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,503
To find a taller building,
376
00:18:18,605 --> 00:18:20,763
you'd have to walk a full seven blocks.
377
00:18:20,824 --> 00:18:22,356
Long blocks.
378
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:24,099
With people bumping you.
379
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:27,495
Enough already.
While the art is still deco, okay?
380
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:30,940
For you, my darling.
381
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:33,334
Man at the Crossroads.
382
00:18:34,463 --> 00:18:35,870
Rich people. Yes, excellent.
383
00:18:35,964 --> 00:18:38,372
The cosmos. Yes, makes sense.
384
00:18:38,525 --> 00:18:39,632
A worker.
385
00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:41,526
Well, I suppose it couldn't be helped.
386
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:42,785
Fascist army.
387
00:18:42,846 --> 00:18:45,138
Always welcome in any lobby.
388
00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:47,307
Hmm. Who's that fellow?
389
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,535
With the beard and the Bolshevik smile.
390
00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:54,055
That is the founder
of Soviet Russia, Lenin.
391
00:18:54,149 --> 00:18:55,815
But-but-but he's a communist.
392
00:18:56,008 --> 00:18:58,209
Oh, he just attended
a couple of meetings.
393
00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:01,379
I can't have a communist
in my colossus of capitalism.
394
00:19:01,439 --> 00:19:02,471
Paint over it.
395
00:19:02,491 --> 00:19:03,715
No!
396
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,307
Then you will lose your commission,
397
00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:07,911
and I won't let you be
the model for Atlas.
398
00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:10,404
Hmm...
399
00:19:10,557 --> 00:19:11,981
I don't care.
400
00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:14,892
There is one person
I want to be proud of me,
401
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,002
no matter what.
402
00:19:16,925 --> 00:19:18,654
Oh, my darling.
403
00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:21,249
Release the hounds.
404
00:19:22,868 --> 00:19:24,660
They're on the 66th floor, sir.
405
00:19:24,721 --> 00:19:27,405
They should be here in about 25 minutes.
406
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,594
But-but-but why is it
just sitting there?
407
00:19:33,747 --> 00:19:35,188
I, uh... I think they may be eating
408
00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:37,023
the elevator operator, sir.
409
00:19:37,216 --> 00:19:38,766
Let us leave, my darling,
410
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:41,085
with our scruples intact.
411
00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:42,511
Push the owner's button.
412
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,605
- But...
- I said push it.
413
00:19:44,741 --> 00:19:46,032
Aah!
414
00:19:48,036 --> 00:19:49,410
Ironically, in time,
415
00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:51,854
Frida became more famous than Diego,
416
00:19:51,915 --> 00:19:55,616
an icon for brilliant
female artists everywhere.
417
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:58,378
This is really, really good.
418
00:19:58,529 --> 00:19:59,937
If I play my cards right,
419
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:03,049
I will direct a Rick and Morty.
420
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:15,787
All right, now it's time for
the story of Vincent van Moe.
421
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,807
♪ Bar-ry, bar-ry night ♪
422
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:24,887
♪ Squeeze your bar rag clean and dry ♪
423
00:20:24,906 --> 00:20:28,408
♪ For the last time,
say there's no Wi-Fi ♪
424
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:33,321
♪ With eyes that know
the darkness of my soul ♪
425
00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:38,734
♪ Serving them the dregs ♪
426
00:20:38,795 --> 00:20:40,569
♪ Something's growing ♪
427
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,590
♪ On my eggs ♪
428
00:20:43,783 --> 00:20:46,818
♪ Add tap water to the kegs ♪
429
00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:51,055
♪ And search the bushes
for my missing ear ♪
430
00:20:52,809 --> 00:20:55,977
♪ Now the show is done ♪
431
00:20:57,439 --> 00:20:58,679
♪ Except the part ♪
432
00:20:58,773 --> 00:21:01,941
♪ Where the chick goes "Shh!" ♪
433
00:21:02,093 --> 00:21:06,020
♪ But no one ever obeys her ♪
434
00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:10,116
♪ 'Cause, really,
what's she shushing for? ♪
435
00:21:10,267 --> 00:21:11,600
This one ain't so great.
436
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,769
♪ I will not listen ♪
437
00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:17,040
♪ She's not the boss of me ♪
438
00:21:19,002 --> 00:21:23,713
♪ And she will never be. ♪
439
00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:28,876
End the credits!
440
00:21:30,013 --> 00:21:31,229
Shh!
441
00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:37,331
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