Original subtitles

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♪ ♪

- I tried to rescue a dog from Vanderpump Dog Center,

and it blew up in my face.

After Lucy had hit the kids a few times

and took a big bite out of PK's face,

PK was just...

- Yeah, maybe we should find Lucy another place.

- Yes, exactly.

I tried to give the dog

to a woman that fell in love with her,

and it turned out that it wasn't the right fit.

I get a phone call from Lisa

that Lucy ended up in a shelter.

And to top it all off,

I find out people have been gossiping about me.

I'd just like to know whom you've discussed it with

and what was said.

- Well, John Blizzard spoke to Teddi.

- And then when we went into Vanderpump Dogs,

John pranced her dog out and told Kyle.

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- Last night was a ----ing sh-- show.

- Don't turn this around on me.

- It's not fair to me

and I don't like being made a scapegoat.

I don't understand why Lisa Vanderpump

tried to manipulate me.

I wish I was never told this information, I wish--

- You were told for a reason.

She ----ed Dorit and she ----ed you.

- She thought my anger towards Dorit

was enough that I would be manipulated.

I may not be the most easygoing person in the world,

but I'm not out to sabotage somebody else.

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- Why would my friends think that I'm out to get Dorit?

I don't know why I'm getting the blame.

I'm not the one that rules over the dog center.

- That's her? - Yeah, yeah.

You don't recognize this one? - Stop.

- What?

- I have gone out of my way not to talk about this publicly.

- Oh, she didn't work out?

- Uh, I don't--I really don't wanna talk about this now.

I'm, like, 1,000%, I'm not talking about this.

Oh, and now Dorit has sided with everybody else.

- It really wasn't about Lucy's safety.

It really wasn't about Lucy.

- Of course it was always about Lucy.

- Well, it really wasn't, Lisa. - Of course it was.

- It was not about Lucy. It was about me.

- Dorit's actually got it wrong.

My priority was always the dog. End of story.

And now I have no idea

how to sort out this whole bloody mess.

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- In the game of life, it's Rinna take all.

♪ ♪

- Most people talk about their fantasies.

I'm living mine.

♪ ♪

- In business and in life, I wear many hats...

and hairstyles.

- You can stab me in the back,

but whilst you're there, kiss my ass.

- I'm not afraid of hard work,

but I'll never do your dirty work.

- My problem with the tabloids?

My real life is so much juicier.

- In Beverly Hills,

the truth always has a way of rising to the top.

♪ ♪

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Hello? - Hi, Denise, it's Dorit.

I booked a boat and thought we could go do some snorkeling.

Love for you to come.

- Yeah, I would love to.

[line trilling]

- Hello? - Hey, honey, it's Erika.

- Hey, what're you up to?

- I wanted to know

if you wanted to go play golf with me today.

- I would love to do that.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Do you wanna go, um, shopping?

- Oh, I--

- Okay, let's start getting ready

and I'll see you down there. - All right, okay, bye, then.

[upbeat music]

- Ladies, do you want a drink?

- Yes. - Why not?

Let's check this out. - Oh, it's so cool.

- Hello. - Hi, guys, how you doing?

- Hello. - How are you?

- I'm gonna go with mango-pineapple.

- Mango-pineapple. - Mm, mango.

- Let's do watermelon-papaya.

- Would you like to mix it on the bike?

- You can blend your drink on the bike?

I wanna see this.

- Spinning for your daiquiri? It's a new class.

We can have that in LA. Actually be very successful.

- Go.

Yay, Lisa.

- Get the new daiquiri margarita bike

by Lisa Rinna.

[bell rings]

That's actually not a bad idea. [laughs]

Hilarious.

Whoo, okay, got a little cardio.

That's my workout.

- Wow, another giant.

- Wow. It's refreshing. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

[upbeat music]

- I'm gonna need a lot of assistance.

- Let's do it.

- Hi. Thanks for having us. - Nice to see you.

- Fun, fun, fun. Hi.

- Hello, how are you? - Are you ready for our skills?

- I'm ready. Please meet Georgette.

- Oh, hi, how're you doing? - Teddi, nice to meet you.

- Hi, Erika, nice to meet you. - Awesome.

- You ready?

- So, did you used to play with Tom?

- Well, there's a funny story.

So I started taking lessons, so he took me to Bel-Air

and said, "Hey, I'm doing pretty good."

And we got up to number one at Bel-Air

and I knocked it and it was right-to-left motion

right in the center of the fairway,

outdrove him, and that was the end of it.

We never played again.

- [laughs]

- All of a sudden, I was like... [groans]

All right, let's go.

This will actually be fun today.

- Yeah.

With all of this BS going on, I'm grateful that Erika and I

can put aside our differences.

- I had a great day, despite raising my voice.

I was very direct with you and I think that it--

now we have put that to bed.

- I agree.

So I'm excited for the opportunity

to golf with Erika and not be in a group setting

where we're having big opinions all the time.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Oh, my God, this is so pretty.

- Uh, we're going to try a golf shot.

Let's see it. - Here we go.

- Good form. That's really good.

That was really good.

- I told you bitches I could play.

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- And now do you wanna try one right here?

- Yeah, try. - [laughs]

- Yeah, let's do it.

- I'm pretty sure Cruz is better than me

and he's three.

[laughs]

You wanna know how much I know about golf?

I know that Tiger Woods backed into his mailbox

trying to escape his wife when she caught him cheating.

That's how avid a golfer I am.

[irreverent music]

- Okay, can I give you some-- oh, no, she's not here,

but let me give you my--here. - Okay.

- Roll your shoulders a little there,

so you get over your boobs a little bit.

You can get over it.

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- [laughs]

- Teddi needs a few more lessons.

But that's okay. We're having a good time.

- That's so nice to say that now.

- Yeah! See? - Hold it, hold the finish.

Hold the finish. - I just got a toe cramp.

[dance music]

- Ladies, are you ready for this?

Let's go. - Ready.

- Hey. - Thank you.

- Good, thank you. - Hello.

- Ooh.

- How are you feeling?

- Um, I feel like I've been run over by a truck.

- Can I say how--I-- I was a little confused.

I didn't know the whole story, only bits and pieces,

'cause I do a lot of work

with a lot of animal rights groups too

and not every dog is suited for every family.

- Right.

- So, did you mention to Lisa

that, you know, the dog was having a hard time

fitting in or that he's been aggressive?

- Well, she knew that the dog Lucy had bit PK.

Now, I had adopted a dog

from Vanderpump Dog Center previous to her, Mattie,

and Mattie bit Phoenix on the face.

- [gasps] - So...

- No. - Yes.

- Mm-mm. - So, immediately,

we took back Mattie, then after that,

we adopted Lucy.

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So with Lucy I spoke to Lisa

the day after Lucy had gone to her new home.

- I think that's the issue. - I do too.

- Lisa probably wanted to hear that you were gonna give her

to somebody else. - I don't understand.

- Maybe because you didn't call her before you gave her away.

I do not understand why Dorit

waited to contact Lisa Vanderpump.

Maybe because it's the second dog?

She probably just feels like you should've called her

and let her know. - No.

No, no, and it--it really isn't about that.

It didn't feel like I deliberately didn't call Lisa.

Lisa and I speak all the time. We had dinner after that.

- Yeah, but that's what I'm saying,

'cause you speak all the time, you should've told her.

"Listen, this dog is not working out."

Right?

- This had nothing to do with trying to hide anything.

I was very transparent.

- I know all the girls are all upset about this

and what Lisa did. Well, what about,

like, what Dorit did here?

It's like, "I'm gonna give the dog away

and I'm gonna tell you after"?

That's a bit shady.

- We worked this out.

- If I were you, I would be very upset

if Vanderpump had this and made this and created it

hap--to happen.

It's ----ing bullsh--.

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♪ ♪

- Hello. You look nice.

A vision in white. - [laughs]

Let's shop, because retail service

is gonna be the best option right now.

- I already started. - You did?

- I got up and I went and looked at some watches,

since mine were taken. [laughs]

Like, that section already has your name

written all over it. - Oh, okay. Hold on a second.

This is gonna make me feel so much better.

- This is such pretty stuff.

Ooh, I'm getting to this section.

You're gonna be jealous.

- Oh, look at this. - Oh, my gosh.

- We can put our anxiety in here.

We can put our troubles in here as well.

- No, my anxiety would not fit in there.

Trust me. - [laughs] Yes.

- So you didn't sleep last night?

- Not very well, but let's talk about that

in a minute, shall we?

- Right now you wanna focus on things that make you feel good.

- Exactly. - I smell what you're cooking.

- What's that?

- Yeah, here, that makes me feel "get lost."

- That right--yeah. Hold on a second.

- Okay, fine. - There are two.

- There are two. - There are too relaxing.

And we're not gonna be-- oh, they are pretty.

- That is pretty.

Anyway, yeah, last night was not fun.

That was, mm--I don't think anybody even ate all the food

that was sitting on the table. We were so... upset,

going back and forth. - I know.

Let's talk about it in a minute, shall we?

- Okay, yeah. I like these kind of fun earrings like this.

Did you see Dorit this morning? - Yeah.

- You did? - Yeah.

- Oh, good. How was that?

- It was fine.

I just want to... [scoffs]

You know?

- I think that Lisa can be very stubborn,

but not wanting to talk about it is not going to help things.

I mean, we're close friends. Like, what is going on here?

So are you gonna tell me later

about your conversation with Dorit?

- Oh, yeah.

- Look at this little cutie patootie.

That is really cute.

- Okay, I need to solve the problem.

I'll take both of them.

♪ ♪

You're not buying anything.

- I have my eyes on bigger things,

like a Rolex.

- Okay, thank you. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Have a good one.

♪ ♪

- What do you think's gonna happen today?

- I don't know. How did you feel last night?

- I didn't like that it was turning around

and all of a sudden, the sudden shift of, like,

"Be careful, Teddi knows."

- That implies you're vindictive,

and that--what--what're you gonna--what're you--

what the (BLEEP) are you gonna do?

- Why would I do that? - And why would she pit

the two of you against each other?

- And also, why not just be up-front and say,

"Actually, Dorit, I'm upset with you."

- You don't warn someone

that someone knows something about you,

so you better watch out-- what the (BLEEP) is that?

This feels like a well-orchestrated plan

to turn two women against each other.

- Anybody can say whatever they want about me.

Do you think that I'm a person that would ever tell a lie?

- No.

- The most simplest way I can put it to you is,

the staff of Vanderpump Dogs

told me damaging information about Dorit.

When he told me, he's like, "Don't say anything to anyone."

And I know, because they told me,

'cause they are, like, really upset about it,

but they were like, "Don't say anything to anyone."

I was like, "I won't." I mean, I keep my word.

- Yeah, I did not tell anyone.

I know 100%...

they were told to tell me.

- And who told them to tell?

- Lisa.

- Lisa Vanderpump may have made a critical error

in judgment here.

It's very passive-aggressive,

and it's not fair.

I think she thought Teddi was a punk

and was gonna fold up and do exactly

what she wanted her to do.

- I don't wanna pull out the proof.

- You may have to pull out the proof.

- Coming up...

- [gasps] Oh, oh, oh, my God. - Oh, my God, no.

- [high-pitched] Oh, hi. - They're so sweet.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, deck. - Okay.

- Ready to go?

♪ ♪

Let me know if you need help with adjusting the masks...

- My toe polish matches my flipper.

- Are you ready?

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♪ ♪

[music slows down]

- Where's the turtles, captain?

- They should be around.

- I've done a lot of snorkeling

and a lot of diving.

You always see something.

But there's not a fish, not a flower,

no coral, nothing to look at.

There's nothing.

Not even like a little baby, baby fish.

Not a snail. Not a turtle.

Like, we were hoping for a turtle.

There's sand.

I think I'm done with snorkeling.

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♪ ♪

- Hi, we have a reservation for a cabana.

- Yeah, right this way, please.

- Nice. - Thank you.

- Ah, thank you. - Thank God.

It's much cooler in here. - It is.

- How are you? - At least it has a breeze.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- So pretty. - I know, right?

I heard that there were, um,

like, little baby fluffy flamingos here.

- We do actually have some.

- Oh, my gosh. - That's very exciting.

- So if there's anything else that you may need,

Charles will be glad to assist you ladies.

- Thank you. - Welcome, ladies.

How you doing? My name is Charles.

I'm the butler here.

I'd like to invite you to read the menus.

- Okay.

- Do you mind if I get you ladies a beverage?

- Thank you so much.

- I'm gonna have a glass of rosé.

Should we have two glasses? - Yeah.

- Okay, I can take your order now.

- I think I'll have a lobster Cobb, please.

- I will have the--the tacos,

with the fish grilled, not fried,

and no avocado, please.

Thank you.

I can't believe there are flamingos.

- I know. - Excuse me.

- Thank you.

Thank you very much.

♪ ♪

Perfect.

- Thank you. Cheers.

- Cheers.

♪ ♪

There--listen, last night,

the whole thing was kind of weird.

[groans] You know, with Lisa chiming in, and you know...

- This should never have been told

to anybody but you talking to Dorit.

This is, like, bullsh--.

- We're close, obviously. I wanna tell you

on the other side what it looks like.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

- What's being said? - Teddi.

She feels set up.

- Why is it set up?

- I think that Dorit was thinking,

"Okay, Teddi doesn't like me,

"and now she has this information and maybe...

"if you're upset, you were counting on Teddi

bringing it up to her." - No, I did not say that.

[dramatic music]

- I will be done with it if she just says,

"You were right, I made a mistake.

"I should've handled it with Dorit."

- You didn't do anything wrong, Teddi.

You were fed bad information on purpose.

You got used. Tell your story.

No matter how many times. If she says it 100,

you say it 100 more. - But then I'm gonna get,

"Teddi, you don't let things go," but...

- Uh, no I'm not letting this go.

You're absolutely right. I wouldn't let it go.

I'll let it go when you take responsibility

for what you did. Be mad.

Who cares?

I mean, but then again, that's me.

- [laughs]

- I couldn't say possibly to Dorit

that Teddi instigated the conversation

when John brought the dog up, because we were all there.

Everybody saw.

We saw that Teddi didn't instigate conversation.

That was John, and John was out of order.

I spoke to John this morning, and he's pissed off too.

I'm like, "Oh, they're saying you're my employee.

"I should control what you say."

When we were in the center and Kyle and Teddi were there,

I thought very strongly then

that, you know, you shouldn't talk about it.

- I'm not your employee, first and foremost,

I'm your partner.

- John, hold on a second.

Calm down.

- You don't control what I say.

Sorry, Lisa.

- I mean, I love John Sessa,

but he's got very much his own agenda.

- But it seems like maybe you had told him to say it

and then act like you're gonna get mad.

- Why would I tell him to say it?

- Because you're upset with Dorit,

that's what I'm saying.

- But why would I be upset with Dorit?

- Because she gave one of your dogs away.

- Oh, my God.

[upbeat music]

- What would she gain by doing this?

Like, why would she wanna-- wanna hurt you?

- That's--that's the question. - You didn't do anything.

You were doing what was right for your children,

for God's sakes. - That's it.

- Period. I don't care who, what, where.

When it comes to your children, you protect them 100%.

(BLEEP) everyone else. That's what you say.

- Absolutely. - You should just get strong

and say, "(BLEEP) off. I'm protecting my kids.

"Go away, ----ers."

[laughing quietly]

- I love it!

Yeah, she's back. - Whoo!

- Dancing!

[overlapping cheering]

- Okay. We all need to dance.

- Don't fall and break your neck.

- Oh, God. Okay.

- Oh, my God.

- [gasps] Oh, oh, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, no.

- You're so gorgeous. - This is Lindy.

And this is Indy. - Oh, he's so sweet.

- It's like if Benny's dogs were flamingos.

Oh, my gosh.

- Hello. Hi.

- Oh, look at that one over there.

- Oh, that is humongous. [laughter]

- So when you say you're the parent...

- Yes. - So you feel like the parent,

'cause you hand-rear them? - Yep.

- Okay, Kyle, that's how John says he feels.

You don't understand that?

- Of course I understand that.

- They are the cutest little fairy boys I've ever seen.

If I could just hang out with these flamingos

and not those other silly old birds,

then I'd be on holiday.

They are so sweet.

- Coming up...

- No, that is not true. - What did I find out?

- That is not true.

I have text messages.

[upbeat music]

[line trills] - Hello?

- Oh, my God, I caught you.

Did you just land in San Diego? - I just landed.

- I'm getting ready to go have dinner with the girls.

I love you much.

I'm so glad I got to speak with you.

I won't keep you, I know you're busy.

- No, we're good. So everything's okay?

- Everything is going well.

- Okay, cool. - All right, baby doll.

And you know, I'm leaving tomorrow,

so I'll be home soon, okay? - I got it.

- All right, love you, buh-bye.

- Hi, Eloise. Aw, I miss you.

You look so pretty. I love your hair.

I wish you were here. You would love it.

I'll call you tomorrow, okay? All right.

♪ ♪

[line trills]

- Hello? - Teddi?

- Hi. - Hi.

I was wondering, have you got a minute

where we could talk for a second?

- Yeah, on the phone or what?

- No, no, can you come to my room

or shall I come to yours?

- I can come to yours if you want.

I'll see you in a second.

- Okay, bye.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

[door knocks]

♪ ♪

Hey. - Hi.

- Hi.

- Am I here for an apology? To get an apology?

- I'd like an explanation. - No. [laughs]

- No, me, 'cause I don't understand.

I wanna get to-- - Lisa, you're smart.

You're smart, this is what's such a bummer,

because you--where do you wanna--let's just--

- Let's go into to my room.

All I know is that all your involvement

was when John Blizzard

told you something on Monday.

- I don't know what days everything was.

That's not the point. The point is--but--

but from the very get-go-- - Yeah.

- I was told, "Lisa wants you to know."

You gave direct instructions to them to tell me.

- No.

- Lisa insisting that she didn't want her staff

to call me and tell me about the situation with the dog

is obscene.

Not only is it a bold-faced lie,

I have proof.

You never wanted me to know and you never texted Dorit

"Teddi knows"? That didn't happen?

- Oh, yeah, yeah. No, absolutely.

- Okay, so then let's not confuse the situation.

- No, no, absolutely I texted Dorit saying,

"Teddi knows and I think you should talk to John

and clear this up and get in front of this."

Well, of course I told Dorit,

because Teddi and Dorit's history

has been a little tenuous.

- I told you exactly what I said.

I told you. - Teddi, first of all,

take down your tone. - No, no,

because you're yelling over everybody all of the time,

and I'm--and I'm over it.

- If I hadn't told Dorit,

and Teddi brought it up,

then I would've probably been blamed for that as well.

Teddi, I wanna clear this up with you.

- Then say, "I'm sorry I put you in this situation."

- I'm sorry that you're in this situation,

but I did not tell my employees to tell you.

I wanted to shut it down,

and I absolutely stand by that.

[dramatic cymbal roll]

[dramatic hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- First I got the call. "Lisa wants you to know

"this happened." - Who from?

- "Didn't Lisa want you to tell me?"

- Who? - "Yes."

- Who from? - From John Blizzard.

- I don't have any communication

with John Blizzard.

Ever. I don't even have his phone number.

I mean, he's 22 years old.

- I think that you're creating sh--

because you got busted. - All right.

- I'm sorry, Lisa. - Are you serious?

That's not fair. - Get your story straight.

Where's Dorit?

- Teddi.

- I'm not doing this. - What? What did I do?

- Teddi.

- I'm not bringing this all into dinner.

This isn't fair. - What did I do?

- I'm telling you the same thing I told you last night.

You did nothing in regards to this situation.

You are much smarter than you lead on to be, right?

You're not confused in this situation,

and I'm not gonna be your pawn to get at you.

- On one hand, I have a friend that I trust,

that I have a history with,

the other hand, I have someone that I've had my issues with,

who's coming in in defense of me

with such conviction.

Who am I supposed to believe at this point?

- I am sorry this has happened.

- I don't understand what you're saying.

- Thank you, Teddi. - I'm going, I'm done.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

[line trills]

- Hi, honey. - Hi, honey, how are you?

- How are you? - I'm good, how are you?

- I'm great. What's up?

- Did you see my messages?

- Oh, my God, I like the one with the blue face.

- I do too, but I don't wanna buy it unless you,

you know, are okay with me buying that.

When my jewelry and watches were stolen,

I knew immediately I would never be able

to replace everything.

I'm not just gonna go out randomly and say,

"Oh, let me replace this, this and that."

But little by little, I do want to add to my collection.

You know, it's tax free here.

- I approve of you buying it.

- You do for real?

- I do for real. - Okay, honey.

Okay, I love you so much. Have fun.

And, um, I'll see you tomorrow. I miss you.

- I love you. See you tomorrow.

- Bye, honey. [door knocks]

Hello? - I don't have my key.

- Oh, my God, that face.

- My level of irritat-- I have a question.

How clear were you with Lisa Vanderpump today?

- Very. - Did she seem to--

why is she so confused? - Why--you need to stop crying.

- No, I'm not gonna cry. I have irritation to a ten.

- Come and sit down over here. Come over here.

- How could she possibly still be confused about anything?

I came for an apology. I didn't get one.

I am irritated. Now what do I do?

I go sit at dinner like this?

- Yep. [laughs]

[dramatic music]

- She is saying that she spoke to my employees

and they said, "Oh, Lisa's told you to tell Teddi."

That is bullsh--. - Is it true, Lisa?

- No, that is not true. - If it is, just say it.

Let's just get it over with. - It is not true.

It looks like it's John Blizzard

just kind of getting busy and making up bullsh--

and I don't like that. - Okay, well,

then I'd like to get dressed so I'm not late to dinner,

because all the girls are gonna be waiting.

- [sighs]

- Coming up...

- I'm not gonna sugarcoat it and pretend

that everything's 100% hunky dory

because I'm not a ----ing fake.

[upbeat music]

- I can't with this.

You have to make sure that your feet end up right,

not in between the cracks. - This is really pretty.

Where do we sit? Can I sit in the pool?

- Oh, (BLEEP), it got all over my shoes.

- Are those the girls? - Ah, ----ers.

- [laughs, snorts]

- Don't ruin your shoes.

- I'm not ruining my shoes to get to this table.

- Oh, hi. - Hi.

- Hi.

- Okay, our last night. Let's have a great time, right?

- Yes, Camille, let's have a good time.

- You have bread tonight. - I'm so excited.

All right. - Whoo.

- Hi. - We made it.

- [laughs] both: We made it.

- This is pretty. - Isn't this pretty?

- It is. - I like that, um, it's quiet.

- You mean, for now. - Right now.

[laughter]

- I didn't see you girls today. What did you guys do?

- We went on a boat, we went snorkeling.

- We went on the same boat. The three of us and Dorit.

- Oh, what a graceful walk we had.

- Oh, God.

- We saw nothing, not even one fish.

- But did you guys have fun? - We had a good time.

- We did. We had a really good time.

- Hey. - Oh, wow.

- So... - Well, look at you.

- Well. - Hi, girls.

You guys all look sparkly.

- Wow. Ba-ba-ba-boom. - Super cute.

- Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

I'm so sorry that I'm so late.

You have to forgive me.

- It's okay. It's okay, you know.

- Boobs.

I didn't know what happened before this dinner,

but it doesn't look good.

[dramatic music]

- I'd love some water, please. May I have some more lime?

Like, about two more, please.

- We went shopping. - Where did you shop?

Here? - Uh, yeah.

One of those stores up, ah,

by--up at the top. Not inside, outside.

Like, you had to walk out to go into it...

Caftans and pretty dresses

and some of the lines I carry at my store even, actually.

- You bought yourself a little bobble today.

- Did you get it? - [cheers]

- Oh, you did? - And the bracelet.

Isn't that so fun?

- Nobody even acknowledges me.

I feel as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool.

- You want a white wine? - Yeah.

- White--two white wines, please.

- So, on the menu tonight, surf and turf.

[suspenseful music]

Can you tell me what this is? - It's a macaroon, babes.

It says bacon and jam with herb.

- Denise, this doesn't fit with our white trash...

our white trash palates.

- Denise, would you like my foie gras cherry?

- I want fries. [laughter]

I like my grilled cheese. I like a burger.

Fancy food looks ----ing pretty for an Instagram photo,

but I prefer the kids' menu.

- Yes?

- Good, thank you. - Okay, here it is.

- Thank you so much.

- Did you just see what happened?

She postmated her Rolex.

[laughter]

- Oh, my goodness gracious.

- How are you? Good?

- There's gotta be good snorkeling.

- I'm sure you can't wait to go home.

- Yeah.

- Kyle and I leave at 4:00 in the morning.

[dramatic music]

- Really?

Yeah, we're getting up at 4:00. I think our flight's at, like,

7:00 something, 8:00.

Kyle and I have to leave early because Kyle's gonna be taking

Sophia to school, and I have to host an event

at one of my restaurants.

And right now, it's like music to my ears.

Now I gotta deal with some stuff that's transpired.

- I know.

- I wanna get to the bottom of it,

you know?

- Of course.

- Dorit, thank you so much for having us.

- Thank you. - I know.

- I've had a lovely time. It's been so fun.

- It was great. - This was fun, honey.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, everyone.

- Thank you. - To health and happiness.

- Everyone in the eyeball while we do this.

- Cheers! - Health and happiness.

Let's look everyone in the eyeball during cheers.

- Cheers. - [laughs]

- Mm-hmm. - Thank you, girls.

I'm so glad you're all here. - Really been fun, Dorit.

- It was really lovely. - Really had a good time.

- I know there was some unpleasant moments,

but I hope you two can work that out.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- Did you have a good day?

- I had a good beginning of the day.

- What happened at the end of the day?

- This is not really...

- You don't wanna talk about it?

- I wished, tonight, I felt better,

but I don't-- I can sit here,

I can be cordial, but I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

and have small talk and pretend

that everything's 100% hunky dory

because I'm not a ----ing fake.

- No, Teddi and I-I know how you're feeling right now,

and I really believe everything you have said.

♪ ♪

- Thank you, because all of this feels very yucky.

- I know, I know it does.

- I mean, Dorit stands for nothing.

Toasting Teddi, the remarkable Teddi.

You know, have some loyalty to your friend

that has had your back for two years, you know?

- She apologized, in Hong Kong?

- I don't remember that. - You don't remember

me apologizing? - No, I don't.

- You don't? In Hong Kong?

With friends like these...

I think you know the rest.

- You know what? I'm really sad that you're in this situation.

Why is this happening to Teddi Mellencamp?

Why? - I'm going. Bye, guys.

- It's not about you. - I'm sorry.

But I've sat here all night, nobody's spoken to me

really much. - I-I've spoken to you.

- Yeah. - Lisa, you've been very quiet.

- It's okay, it's fine. I'm gonna go,

I'm gonna get up at 4:00,

I've gotta go to work...

[overlapping chatter]

If I have anything to discuss, I'll discuss it with you,

I'll discuss it with you. And... that's it.

- Please don't leave.

- Thank you for being a good friend.

Thank you for being a great friend...

- Please stay. Please do not leave, Lisa.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Why would somebody do that to two good people?

- I don't have that answer.

I don't have that answer. - Well, then why is it okay?

- I'm not responsible for Lisa Vanderpump's actions.

[dramatic music]

- I'm going. Bye, guys.

Thank you for being a good friend.

Thank you for being a great friend.

Thank you for being a friend. - Please stay.

Please do not leave, Lisa.

- This reminds me of Palihouse last year.

- Okay, I'm going.

I waited half an hour for you guys.

I'm out of here. - Lisa.

- She's mad 'cause you're talking to me and not her.

- Yes.

I don't wanna be hashing this out right now.

I wanna say, "Lisa, I believe you.

I totally believe you."

But I have to be true to myself,

and truthfully,

I need a few moments to process all of this.

- Lisa, don't leave. Lisa, don't leave.

Don't leave.

- Teddi's known me five minutes.

You know, making out like I'm some bitch.

- Teddi, I'm pissed that you've been put in this position.

That's what I'm upset about, because you should not be

in this position, end of story.

- Kyle, you've known me for a long time.

- I know, that has nothing to do with this, though...

- It does have a-- it does.

- Put yourself in her shoes for a minute.

- I can't do anymore, you understand?

- I do understand.

And I have great empathy for you...

- Yeah, because you've been in the same situation.

- Because I have been exactly where you are.

- Yes.

- Why did you come after me at your house

and say, "Bring Kyle into this"?

"Why didn't you bring Kyle into this?"

- No, no, no, no. - Lisa, don't deflect.

Why did you say that? - Lisa, that is not true.

- I did nothing wrong. I am an honest person.

Never once have I told a lie

and never will you ever hear me tell one.

- I don't understand her position,

and I think something's gone askew here

and I wanna figure it out.

Baby, I love you, don't worry about it.

I love you.

I did fine before Teddi Mellencamp

and I'll do fine after.

- Okay, love you. - Bye.

♪ ♪

- I don't mean to be an asshole.

I don't know what the (BLEEP) is going on.

The truth is that she set it up?

- Yes. - And she won't admit it?

- She won't admit it. - Okay.

- And I have proof, and she knows I have proof.

- I-I assume when you talk about the proof,

she had mentioned that there was a text that was sent.

- There is.

- What does this say?

- "Didn't Lisa tell you to tell me?"

"Yes," in capitals.

- Bingo. She has proof.

- Kyle, you should pipe in and just let her know

that Vanderpump doesn't always tell the truth.

- I'm in a really bad position. - Why?

Why are you in a bad position? - I'm in the worst position

because I'm the closest with her,

and I'm always her life raft and I feel like I--

- Kyle, has she lied to you before?

Has she lied to you? Has that happened?

- What I was told is that

the tabloids were laying on the table,

and that you said to put 'em in a suitcase.

- I didn't see the tabloids until I got back.

- No, that's not true.

- This is who she is, I know that she--

- But why do we make that okay?

- You just gave her a pass, babe.

- Exactly. - I'm not saying--

No, I'm not saying it's okay.

I'm saying that's who she is. This is what she does.

- Why would somebody do that to two good people?

- I don't have that answer.

- Well, then why is it okay?

- I don't have to ----ing answer for her.

- You are friends with her.

- I'm not responsible for Lisa Vanderpump's actions.

I'm just saying that I know this about her

and I love her and she's my friend

and now what do I ----ing do? - Well, exactly.

That's what we need to talk about.

Now, what do you ----ing do? What do we ----ing do?

- We have good sides, we have bad sides.

That's a bad ----ing side she has.

And she will never admit it.

- Guys, how many years do we have to go through this?

When do we finally say enough is e-----ing-nough. Stop.

- Well, I need to say something.

I don't know what happened that day,

but all I know is I've wanted

apologies from people for years.

My ex-husband, maybe Lisa years ago,

but people, sometimes it never happens.

Every woman in this group has done something

to hurt somebody else.

- You can put on your little voice

and try to act all sweet, okay?

You need to get a therapist immediately.

- Camille, you're a stupid (BLEEP).

- We've all found ways to move forward.

Friendships need to move forward.

Life is way too short to hold grudges.

So we just gotta learn to just go...

- No, but you know what? That puts her--

- Who wants to live like that?

There's a reason he's your ex-husband.

Do you see what I'm saying?

- No, she doesn't want to sit and pretend to be nice

to someone who has ----ed her over.

- I got that. I got that.

- Why can't she just say she ----ed up?

- Denise, why don't you go knock on her door and ask her?

I dare you.

I'll give you 1,000 ----ing dollars cash

if you go up and knock on that ----ing door,

and I got it with me. - No way, ain't happening.

My spidey sense is telling me

it's not good to get on Lisa Vanderpump's bad side.

Plus, I don't need $1,000.

- Denise, this is a really good idea.

- [laughs]

- God damn it, Denise, you were married to Charlie Sheen.

Don't tell me you're afraid of Lisa Vanderpump.

- I don't care about the rest of your day,

I had fun with you today. - I did too.

- I'm not going to l--I'm not going to leave this island

without saying that we did not have fun together.

- No, we had fun. - Yes?

- Can I talk and hover? - Oh.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

My gift is here. Look what just arrived.

- Come on, open it, open it, open it, open it!

Oh, it's like it's happening to me.

- Uh, uh, uh.

Oh!

- Put it on right now. - Everyone's like,

"Why didn't you--[stammers] A Rolex?"

Oh, it's so beautiful, honey.

- Congratulations, baby doll.

- May I see it in person?

- You earned every bit of this sh--.

- Yay! - Yay!

- Can we get some more Rolexes on the rocks, no salt?

- I need a Rolex. [laughter]

[dramatic music]

[line trills]

- Hello? Hello?

[line crackling, indistinct speech]

- Can you hear me? What?

[phone beeps]

[line trills]

- Your call has been forwarded

to an automatic voice message--

[line beeps] - Hmm.

[line trills]

- Todd Residence, can I help you?

- Mm, Rocio... [dog barking]

Rocio. Rocio.

- Maria. - Maria.

I... [dogs barking loudly]

Maria.

- Yes, Miss Lisa? - Is Ken there?

- No, Mr. Ken not here. Hold on--

[phone beeps] - [sighs]

Oh, for God's sake.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm so tired. Oh, my God.

I'm so tired.

After dinner, I definitely had fun last night.

[electronic dance music]

♪ ♪

- Ah! - [laughs]

Let's just say that we were perhaps a little over-served.

[laughs]

I've made better choices in life.

We were literally two hours ago having shots of tequila.

[laughs] - Oh, my God.

Well, I didn't sleep that much, that's for sure.

Just last night pissed me off, the whole thing, you know?

- I've slept two hours.

I cannot hear about Lucy, Goosey, Apple Juicy,

whatever that dog's damn name is

at all right now. I'm done.

- If John Blizzard said John Sessa said I said,

"I don't give a damn who they tell."

Yeah, that's not the point.

Just get the dog out the shelter.

What's so complicated?

- [groans]

- Coming up...

- But now she can't bully you anymore

because I went to Blizzard

and I got him to print out all of her texts.

- I can't believe this.

[upbeat music]

[door knocks]

♪ ♪

- Hey. - Hi.

- Hi. - Oh, wow.

- Oh, wow. - How beautiful.

- I thought this was a pajama theme.

- You look amazing. - It is.

- This is your pajamas? - I'm the hostess.

I wanted to bring you guys... - You look stunning.

- Breakfast.

- We are starving. - You look so pretty.

- Oh, my God. - Thank you.

- You wake up looking like this.

I love it. - Oh, hardly.

No, no, no, I woke up-- - This was me dressed up.

[door knocks] - You know,

just to each their own.

- Oh. - Hi. You look cute.

- Oh, my God, look at how good you look.

- I know, you look fresh as a daisy.

- These girls even dress up for breakfast?

They're lucky I put a ----ing bra on.

- I'm sorry. - Hi, Erika.

- Hi, guys. Good morning.

You look really pretty.

Everybody looks really pretty, really pretty.

- I went to bed at 4:00. - I know.

- [groans loudly]

- I drank a little too much and my voice is a little low.

- I know. [laughter]

It was a little bit of a late night.

Little bit hard to get it all going this morning

and try to look cute.

[electronic dance music]

♪ ♪

This old broad doesn't recover like she used to, okay?

It was actually fun. I enjoyed the night.

But I woke up this morning with such, like, a doom feeling,

that's what I felt. - It's so overwhelming.

I mean, I feel like I haven't even fully processed it.

My friendship with Lisa extends way beyond her and I.

It's PK, it's other friends of ours.

I know that we're gonna be in groups together,

I know I'm gonna see her, so I really hope that Lisa

and I can work things out and I can rebuild my trust in her.

There has to be some ownership...

- Yeah, I mean, that's... - ...and some apology.

And that's not the direction it's going.

- Guys, we gotta pack. - We do.

- We have to pack. - I don't wanna go home.

- I know. - Let's stay.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What do you think? All these roses are dying,

aren't they, Puff?

We might have a little bit left in them.

- Darling. - Yeah?

- Hey. - Don't look at those roses.

They look horrible. - [laughs]

- What, those roses? - Yeah, they're all dead.

Hello. Miss me?

- I did.

- I didn't have a very good time.

- I know you didn't...

- No, I mean, I went for a good time

because I haven't had a good time lately

and I didn't have a good time at all.

Talk about being let down.

I needed a-a break,

and I literally was hammered by them.

You don't know what it's like.

[dramatic music]

- I know, I can imagine. With all those things.

- You actually can't.

- But now she can't bully you anymore

because I went to Blizzard and I got him to print out

all of her texts and all of her texts

between them,

and they're here.

♪ ♪

- What does it say? - So...

he says to her, "You need to call me today."

"Is everything okay?" she says.

"Whenever you're free, girl, you're going to die."

So she says, "Have the dog there

"and I can say it looks like Dorit's dog."

- No way.

- And he says, "Yeah." - That's her?

- Yeah, yeah. You don't recognize this one?

- Stop. - Is that a... what?

- Nothing.

- 'Cause if they give us the go-ahead--

- Are you ----ing kidding me? Let me see it.

- "Either way, it will come out."

- Who says, "Either way, it will come out"?

- Teddi.

- She says, "Have the dog there

"and I can say it looks like Dorit's dog."

- She's a ----ing-- she's a ----ing liar.

- I can't believe this.

How can you sit there when you know somebody

is emotional anyway

and you have all their friends

hammer on them, knowing that you sent a text

saying, "Bring the dog to the front, and I'll ask

whose dog it is."

What does that say about your character?

[cymbal shimmering]

(BLEEP) that. Really (BLEEP) that.

- What about if Dorit sees this?

She's gonna go crazy.

- Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."

[upbeat music]

- And now cleaning, scrub your own toilets and all that.

- Why do you need to clean a toilet?

- Really? - It flushes itself.

Doesn't it? - [laughs]

- Sophia is moving to DC to go to college.

- I'm gonna miss you every day.

You're gonna have the best time.

- Mom, it's gonna-- - It's gonna be amazing.

- So we're gonna get married. - What?

- Yeah.

- You guys are gonna get married?

- Yes. - Congratulations.

- Well, thank you.

- I fell for it and I kind of got caught in the web

of gossiping and talking about it.

- You have to keep telling your story and you can't back down.

- I'm fully being set up.

- I'm getting one bit of information

and then another bit of information.

- Well, you certainly didn't get this bit of information,

did you, Dorit? - No, I didn't.

- So somebody was guilty by omission.

Right?

♪ ♪

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