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- Previously, on "The Real

- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,"

- My sister just came back from The Bahamas.

- Oh, my God. I love The Bahamas.

- We should do that.

- But you're not gonna ask Teddi.

- Actually I was thinking of asking Teddi.

- I think you should go, definitely.

You grieve for a month,

and then you carry on with life.

- All right. I'm gonna make sure I start having fun again.

- I'm Erika. Nice to meet you. - I'm a hugger, actually.

- Oh, I like that.

- What are you guys having? - I have tequila.

- Well, sh--. Okay.

- We got this adorable little puppy

from Vanderpump Dogs,

but she was not the right fit for the family.

- The person that she re-homed the dog to

ended up dropping it off at a shelter.

- Was Lisa mad at you?

- Lisa, I would love for you to stay with me.

- Stay with you? - Yes.

- Why would you leave Dorit?

- She's got a terrible snoring problem.

[upbeat music]

- In the game of life, it's Rinna take all.

♪ ♪

- Most people talk about their fantasies.

I'm living mine.

♪ ♪

- In business and in life, I wear many hats...

and hairstyles.

- You can stab me in the back,

but whilst you're there, kiss my ass.

- I'm not afraid of hard work,

but I'll never do your dirty work.

- My problem with the tabloids?

My real life is so much juicier.

- In Beverly Hills,

the truth always has a way of rising to the top.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo! - Cheers.

- Thank you. - Cheers.

- This will be fun, yes. - This will.

- Welcome to the group. - Thank you.

- You better fasten your seat belt.

- Bahamas, baby. - Yeah!

- Bahamas!

- Whoo! - Whoo-hoo!

- Whoo-hoo! - Here we come.

- Oh, thank you.

- Yeah, I need to look cute, landing.

♪ ♪

- Oh, this is nice. - Wow, this is so beautiful.

♪ ♪

- Oh, it's rollicking. - Ah! [laughs]

- It's a little bouncy. - My bra can't handle this.

- I know. - Let me hold onto them.

- I would say that that's it on the left.

- Yeah. - Wow.

- Everybody has ocean view and balconies.

- See that top floor?

That's where Dorit and I are staying.

Yours is the little cupboard on the left.

- I'm in the little cupboard.

- What about drinks on my terrace this evening?

- Great. - Perfect.

- Dorit, wouldn't that be our terrace?

- Look, Denise, I see our room.

- Oh! - It's all okay.

I'm off the hook.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Wow. - Hello.

- How are you? - Welcome to Baha Mar.

Let's go in and have some fun.

- Yes! - Get you settled in.

- The resort is very pretty, and it's very bohemian,

but in a very grand way.

We like grand.

- We're gonna introduce you to your butlers.

- Oh, we have a butler? - Yes, you do, girls!

- Elvis, one of our-- our--our best butlers--

- Hello, Elvis. I have a butler named Elvis?

Well, that's great. Maybe he can "Love Me Tender."

- Where's my butler? - Bye.

♪ ♪

- Follow me please. - Oh, a suite.

- Welcome to The Chairman's Suite.

- That's nice.

- The master. This way or this way?

- This way. [laughter]

- [squeals] - You're so childish, Dorit.

Oh, it's lovely. Thank you.

- There's like 5,000 bedrooms. - Where are you?

- Oh, don't worry where I am, baby.

- [laughs] - I'm in the master bedroom!

- Let me have a look at yours though.

Oh, nice. This is where I should be.

- It's so nice. [knocking on door]

both: Hi. - I'm just checking on you.

- Thank you. - If you need me?

I'm right there - Okay, thank you.

- You're welcome.

- Oh, it's perfect.

I don't like it any bigger. I like it just like this.

- Welcome. - Thank you.

all: Hey! [laughter]

- I'm sorry, my friend's new here.

Every woman on this ----ing group can afford a glam squad.

You're just too cheap not to do it.

- Hi. Welcome to Bahamas. - Hi, I'm so excited.

- How are you? - Oh, my God.

My hair is hung up on a rack? - Honey.

- Hi, baby. How was your flight? - It was good.

- The OG glam squad...

- I love you. [kisses] - Is back at it.

- Welcome to your fabulous suite.

- Oh. - Oh, wow.

- Hey, we can play pool. - Cute.

This is so romantic.

- Hi, sir. Thank you.

The fashion has arrived. - Thank you.

Could you put it in the biggest room,

down at the end of the hall? - No.

- I've got to unpack some of this stuff.

- Oh, they both have a bath. I love baths.

- Oh, nice.

- Should we get into the-- [laughter]

Nothing to see here, folks.

♪ ♪

- Okay, let's go check it out. - Oh, it's so warm.

- Oh, Elvis. - Elvis!

- The best view in the Caribbean.

- Oh! - Elvis,

who stayed here before us?

- Only the chairman and Dorit Kemsley.

- Yes. - Oh, my God.

Get over yourself.

- Just tell me, are you happy

to be very good friends with me?

- Right now, I'm reaping the benefits, yes,

but I don't know how long this will go on.

- [gasps]

I know Lisa's been through a lot,

and I want her to be able to find some serenity, some peace.

You're very negative on this

very positive trip, Lisa. - No, I'm not.

- I don't know what's going on with her,

but maybe Lisa is still holding a grudge

for the dog ending up in a shelter.

Lisa, I spoke to you the day after.

- You said a woman that had come to the house wanted her.

- It was a mistake that could have been made by anybody.

- Yeah, but it shouldn't be made.

- I thought we well moved past that,

but maybe she's still harboring some resentment.

- I'm grateful too, darling. - Aw.

- I'm grateful that we're here,

and we have a few days of brief respite.

- Yes.

[upbeat music]

[knocking on door]

- Hello? - Hello.

Come in. - Oh, we have the same room.

- Oh, good. And drinks is at 10:00?

Is it casual?

- Well, with these girls,

I would say everything's dressier.

I mean, you can wear anything though, you know?

- Okay. I'll have to see what I brought.

- Yeah, see what you brought.

- 'Cause I packed at 3:00 in the morning.

- It sounds like there's probably so many stores.

If you needed anything, you just go buy it.

- [laughs] I know.

[knocking on door] - Who is it? Room service?

Ooh, hi. Yeah, that's perfect.

♪ ♪

- Ooh, that looks good. - This is your lobster salad.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Thank you very much. - You enjoy.

- We got to eat or we're not gonna make it through the night.

- We're going to Dorit's room? - Dorit's room.

- How was Dorit with you? - Totally fine, nice.

Jagger and Cruz connecting was a huge thing.

- Why don't you invite Jagger to your birthday?

- We could take a page.

We could learn something from our kids.

- We'll, just--we'll, just follow along with these two.

- Like, we have fun and we laugh,

but when we disagree on something--

- It's not good. Some people don't see their mistakes.

- Yeah.

I think most of us know when we're wrong.

- Yeah.

I was wrong once. That was the worst day.

[both laugh]

♪ ♪

[cork pops] - Ah...

- The sound, it's music to my ears.

Elvis, I have a feeling

you're gonna take very good care of us.

- Well, [soft chuckle]. I sure will take care of you.

- I'm easy, Elvis, don't worry about me.

- Lisa Vanderpump easy? - [chuckles]

- That is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

- Excuse me, I'm the hardest-working woman you know.

- You know, when you go through what you've gone through

in the last few months,

I really wanted you to come, and I'm proud of you.

I feel like this is a good opportunity for us to connect

and be together, and we can just enjoy ourselves.

I know the death of Lisa's brother

has taken a profound toll.

I hope that she feels

comfortable enough to lean on me,

because I want to be there for her.

- It's been an exhausting few months.

You know? - I know.

- So I probably need just to be here and unwind.

- I think so, and

maybe it'll be the best thing for you.

- Remember the whole room situation?

- I do think Dorit's feelings were a little hurt.

- [laughs] I could tell by her tone,

she was over the jabs as well. - Mm-hmm.

Maybe there's still a little something was going on there.

I love Lisa.

I think that she's been through a lot.

I think she's completely exhausted, and I feel for her.

- I can't imagine that Lisa's over it.

- The dog? - Yeah.

- I have no idea.

- Well, I hope that they can

just have a real conversation about it.

Because the jabbing? Somebody's gonna explode.

- Coming up...

- Are you still mad at her? - At who?

- Hm. - There's not a problem at all.

- Cheers to keeping secrets. Wow.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- This is a 70-inch ponytail. - That's what I need.

[laughter]

I want 70 inches or more.

♪ ♪

- Thank you, my darlings. I'm so glad you guys are here.

- Hello. - Hello, you gorgeous girls.

- You look stunning. - Oh, a goddess.

- And I did it myself.

- Yeah, but I like having my girls with me.

- I know you do. - They're my friends.

- Can you hurry up?

You look a little bit like Schnooky right now.

- Do I? - I'm sorry.

- [laughs]

- Yes, Schnooky is handsome,

but I don't need to be compared to your dog.

Thank you very much.

- Well, at least your allergic reaction's gone now.

- When I started to break out in hives, my face and my body,

I started to panic a little bit.

- I just gave you Benadryl. - I know.

- I thought it might make you go to sleep.

- [laughs]

[knocking on door] I guess I'll get that.

Can you hurry up please?

- I'm glow-y. I'm glam-y. I'm going to get changed.

[playful knocking on door] - Ooh, come in.

- Hello.

- Madam's not quite ready.

She'll be down in a minute. - Oh, my.

Wow. - It's a little lonely

out here I'm my own though. [thud]

[both laugh]

- Everyone's gotta be careful of that.

- You know what?

I was gonna remind everybody about that, but...

- But not me, yeah.

- Would you like a drink?

- Whoa, look at the bar you got here.

[knocking on door] - Hold on a second.

I'll get that. - Careful of that step!

- Ooh.

- Hi there, beautiful. This is--holy sh--.

- I know, right? Isn't this gorgeous?

- Hi. - Hey, leopard.

- Ooh, lordy. - So pretty.

- Jeez, it's tigers! - It's like Rapunzel.

- She's 70 inches. - Wait, let me see her.

If only we could find a man 70 inches.

- Wow.

[playful knocking on door] - I'll get it!

- I've got it. - I got it.

- Oh, Rinna, I got it. - Hi. Hello!

- Hello! - Come on in, ladies!

- You look cute. I love that. - This is amazing.

- Wow. - Look at you guys.

Everybody looks great!

- What took you all so long to get here?

How are you? Oh, you look cute. I love it.

[knocking on door]

- Where's Denise?

- All of a sudden, I come down in hives.

[knocking on door] - Well, not hives.

You just had a flush.

[heavy knocking on door] - Denise is at the door.

- I'll get it.

[heavy knocking on door] Coming.

Hello, sweet pea. - Hi, you look so cute.

- Thank you, my love. - There she is.

- Oh, God. - [sighs]

- Oh, you guys look so pretty.

- Oh, my God. Those shorts are so cute.

- Thank you. - Mwuah.

- Walking into someone's hotel room for drinks,

I was just not expecting

everyone to be so ----ing fancy.

Tequila with nothing else.

Sorry. Out of the bottle. [laughs]

I packed the wrong sh--. I learned that quickly.

- Yay. - Yay!

- Oh, sushi. - Sushi.

- Oh, I'm good. Thank you.

- The ocean's that way? - That way.

- That way? I need to look over here.

- Mind the pool. - Is it a fountain or a pool?

- So what is the plan, Dorit? What is our schedule tomorrow?

- The private island is booked. - How fun.

- So we can lay on the beach.

We can have a massage on the beach.

We'll have lunch there.

- You okay? - Yeah.

- You been good? - Yeah, everything's fine.

- You having fun so far?

- I feel a bit strange, suddenly coming away.

- Right.

- It's kind of been a very, very strange year,

so maybe it makes you kind of appreciate

what you have even more,

if you know what I mean... - Yeah.

- Because you can see how quickly you can lose it.

- Everyone deals with things the way they know how to,

and Lisa's having just a lot of ups and downs right now.

- It's probably good... - I think it's good for you.

- To decompress just for a few days.

- The fact that she's been more emotional, like,

one day sad, one day very happy,

it's not really the Lisa that I know.

- I don't want to lecture you

about your whole sister dynamic.

All I know now is I fought with my brother,

I argued with him, but now when you look back, Kyle,

I won't remember one thing we were arguing about.

- Well, I don't--I don't want o have any issues.

You know, nobody wants...

- I know, but it goes by like that.

- My relationship with my sisters has been so strained.

- When was the last time you spoke?

- Six months ago.

- Wow. - Yeah.

Right now, Kim and I are talking,

but my relationship with my sister Kathy

is still not in a great place.

- I know you want to solve it.

- I love my family, what can I say?

I think it's an important reminder that

we have to celebrate life and family and friends

whenever we have the chance.

- One day they're just gone, and you will stand there like I did,

and you'll think, "What was that all about?"

- So the video for "Jack and Diane,"

is that your parents-- - That's my mom and dad, yeah.

- She was, like, really tiny

and had, like, big, curly hair, and--

- That's sweet. - Yeah, that was them.

- Teddi is what I would want my daughters to be like,

because she grew up with a famous father.

Your head is screwed on straight.

- We were embarrassed by it. - Really?

- I remember saying in the fourth grade,

"Aren't you here to watch me in the volleyball game?"

Like, why are you all staring at...

- It's got to be really weird. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - It must be hard.

- I remember saying, "Oh, I'm adopted."

[laughter]

- "I'm adopted. I don't know those people."

- I embarrass my kids.

You can't date until you're 16 years old.

- You guys are so freaking strict.

- I know. - Oh, my God.

I parked and I walked into her school.

And you know, there's no cell service.

She's like, "What are you doing?"

Like, I was laughing so hard.

- And why are they embarrassed at their parents?

- For us, I do know, but for you, I don't.

[laughter]

- Are we being rude to them?

- Okay, come on. - Oh, who cares?

[both laugh] Oh, (BLEEP) off. Anyway--

- Here comes Rinna.

- Hi. - It's time to go back.

[both laughing] - What's new, ladies?

- Just talking about life, our challenges.

- No, we really were-- - Oh, brother.

- It's just I know what she's been going through, and

just that kind of life stuff. - Yeah.

- And that's why we drink. - "And that's why we drink."

[laughs]

- Oh, yes.

Elvis, I love you. - Delightful.

- Thank you, Elvis. - Elvis is cute.

- Elvis is gonna bring his cat to my room.

Do you have dogs? - No, I got a cat.

- Can you bring him in? - I can bring him.

- It'll be our little secret.

- Maybe he already did and that's why

Dorit's having an allergic reaction.

Is she allergic to cats?

- I don't know. Should we find out?

No, she's-- - Maybe she's allergic to dogs.

[soft dramatic music]

- It got very quiet.

What is that about? What happened?

- Well, I don't know. Is it a secret?

Is that a secret?

- I refuse to talk about it now.

- Oh, your hair's, like, a foot. - Two--two or three feet long.

- Hmm.

I have no idea what has made these girls

just stop talking, like, dead in their tracks. Boom.

- Are you still mad at her? - At who?

- I--I mean, I actually don't-- you know, fault her--

- Who? Fault who? - Let's not bring that up now.

- Dorit.

- Is there a problem between you?

I don't see anything. - No, there's not a problem.

There's not a problem at all. - Oh.

- I don't want to talk about this.

There are no winners. If anybody's gonna bring it up,

it's just because they want to stir up sh--, dog sh--.

No, Rinn, it's fine.

This was a while ago, but it's solved.

- Oh.

- I know there was no mal-intent.

She was just being Dorit.

Cheers. - Cheers to keeping secrets.

Wow.

- Coming up...

- And Lisa's mad at Dorit about it,

but she doesn't want to rock the boat with her.

- She just set you all up.

[upbeat hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

[line trilling]

- Hey, baby.

- Hey, honey. How are you? - I'm good.

- We're getting ready to go on a boat.

- Sounds like you're having fun.

Wish I was there.

- I know. I wish you were here too.

I feel comfortable on this trip

'cause I know the girls are safe with Aaron there.

I know everyone will get to school on time,

that everyone will be fed.

Thanks for taking the girls last night.

- We had fun. - Oh, good. Thank you.

- Of course. - All right, honey.

I'll talk to you in a little while.

- All right, baby. - All righty.

- All right, bye. - Bye

- Thank you so much. - How are you?

- I'm good. How are you? - I'm good.

- Hello.

- I could not do the workout.

I'm sorry. - I know. That's okay.

- I'm gonna have to sit on the floor.

This is way too much food. Thank you.

- You're welcome. - I didn't sleep that great.

I was talking to both the Lisas last night.

And Dorit's dog came up,

and Lisa was like, "I don't want to talk about it."

And then Lisa Rinna was like, "What dog? What dog?"

And then Lisa wouldn't let me tell her.

[knocking on door]

- Hello? - Come in.

Sorry, we started. - Hi.

- Look how cute you look.

That is really-- - Isn't it cute?

Oh, I had a nice night's sleep, thank God!

- I'm jealous.

- I like that we're on the floor.

- I like your whole outfit. - Oh, guys.

I mean, hello.

That's so nice of you. - It's really adorable.

Is there a bathing suit under there?

- Not yet, no.

- Not yet. - I'm gonna change.

- I was filling her in our conversation last night.

- Okay, would somebody just tell me what's going on?

- Okay. I was told something about Dorit and her dog

by somebody that works for Lisa Vanderpump about two weeks ago.

- Okay. - I never said anything

until we get invited by Lisa to go to Vanderpump Dogs.

- And they're like, "Do you recognize this dog?"

Dorit gave it to someone, I guess,

and then that person took it to the shelter.

- So she gave the dog away.

- And then it ended up Vanderpump Dogs.

- Why did they do that to you guys?

- Well, they wanted us to know. - Why?

You have to see, like, what part you're playing in this,

'cause you've had some stuff with Dorit and so have you,

and they gave you that piece of information

because she doesn't want to take responsibility for it.

[pensive music]

♪ ♪

She's doling it out so I can go,

"Oh, dear. I don't know what happened.

I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it."

- It's not her fault. I don't want to talk about it.

- She just set you all up.

The whole thing was set up to make Dorit look bad.

All Lisa Vanderpump wants to do

is punish Dorit about the dog.

She can't do it, so she had those boys do it.

She doesn't want to get her hands dirty.

- I feel bad for Dorit.

- It is like Vanderpump 101,

and I know what she's gonna say.

"Oh, darling, I didn't do anything.

"It's not my fault.

"It's never my fault.

I'm a victim."

I mean, come on.

If she had just gone to Dorit and said,

"Why'd you give the dog back? I'm mad."

- "I'm not over this. I'm mad." - Now it's messy.

Now everybody's involved.

It's like ----ing high school sh--.

- She thinks that we're all gonna punish her for it.

- But the point is now it's awkward.

My relationship with Lisa Vanderpump is good.

- Let's go down here.

- We have a lot of common interests.

- Teddi Bear.

- But nobody likes to be set up.

Nobody likes to feel lied to or part of a scheme.

It doesn't make sense.

- Lisa's mad at Dorit about it,

but she doesn't want to rock the boat with her.

- She wants to be mad at me though?

- [laughs] - Yep.

Where does it all begin? Where does it all start from?

- It was Lucy Goosey in the library with the candlestick.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Are you ready? - I'm ready, honey.

- That's cute.

- Thank you. - Come on then.

- It's sad to say goodbye to the room for now, Lisa.

- I'm wearing these boss-ass earrings.

The other ones were taking my makeup off.

- It's cute. When you jump in the water,

just throw them in your bag.

- Ooh, do I need money? No.

These hos are gonna pay for everything.

What a concept.

♪ ♪

- There she is.

- Do you think that my boys

are gonna let me wear flats anywhere?

Let's go. No.

I put on the white boots and get my ass out there

like the showgirl that I am.

This is Body Glove from the '80s.

- Oh, it's a Body Glove. - Wow.

- Sucks you in in all the right places.

- At Baha Mar we have our own private island.

It's called Long Cay.

It's about eight minutes by boat.

- I've arranged to take these girls to a private island

where we can go swimming, have a massage...

- Here's our boat, ladies. - Very nice.

- And own The Bahamas!

- So gorgeous!

- Oh, you girls look cute.

- I have been to a private island

when I shot my "Playboy" in The Bahamas.

My mom and dad came on the trip.

I had just had Sami. She was five months old.

And she would stay with my mom and dad,

and I went to the private island.

I would be shot naked,

and at the end of the day I'd come back to

my parents and my new baby daughter.

So this trip is very different.

- We got to do, like, the--

- Point those ----ing toes. - Whoo!

- Oh, my God.

- This is a little paradise, that's for sure.

- It's our very own private island.

Shall I have a daiquiri or a piña colada?

- I'm having so much fun. You have no idea.

- It is my pleasure to welcome you to Long Cay.

We have a wonderful day planned for you,

so you can kindly follow me.

- This is so beautiful.

- Wow. - Wow.

- Right this way.

- Ooh, this is a sexy place to stay.

- Who wants a piña colada? - Me.

- Oh, my God. This is amazing. - I know.

- Nothing but the best,

nothing but first-class.

If you're gonna do it, do it right.

♪ ♪

- I'm dying for the massage.

- So this is our spa in Bahamas. - Thank you. This is so nice.

- It's so sweet up here. - It's beautiful.

- Lisa and Denise are having massages together.

- How romantic. - [laughs]

- I mean, come on. This is beautiful.

- Oh, wow. This is pretty.

- Oh, my goodness.

- Kyle, I had them put your towel down, my love.

- Thank you. It's so hard to do it myself.

[laughs] - I know.

- I'm going right in that water. - There's our Jet Ski!

Bitch. He turned around.

- [yelps]

Okay, I already fell in. - Here we go.

- Here we go. Oh, my God. Yes!

- Oh!

[all cheer]

- If you have a 70-inch ponytail,

it's got to be able to live, you know?

Swim, wind, rain, snow, tornado, hurricane.

You can't be concerned with your hair.

I love The Bahamas.

- Oh, I know. - Yeah.

- Do you lead a stressful life, Denise?

- I think compared to other people, it's not stressful.

I just always have a lot on my plate.

You have four restaurants? - I do, yeah.

- That's a lot. - Oh, absolutely.

It can be really exhausting, you know?

- I bet.

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

- My arm ain't looking chubs? - No, you're gorgeous!

- Ass out.

- Okay. - Okay.

[camera shutter snaps]

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- Can we get some piña coladas over here?

- Is that a jellyfish?

- No, it's not. - Shut up.

- [yelps] - You guys--

- Nobody got bit by anything. Stop ruining my vacation.

- Coming up...

- Erika, let's move on from it.

- Well, don't bring it up again

and we can move on. - Okay.

- But I will defend myself down to the ----ing bone.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- And your seven-year-old was adopted.

Is she very close to her sisters?

- Yeah. - Oh, I love that.

- She's really been a blessing, and it feels like I had her.

- Isn't that funny?

Because it was only a couple of years ago

Max had a lot of questions.

Put in your name. - What is it?

- What, you mean? The name before I got you?

- Yeah, my last name. - I'm not gonna tell you that.

- Why? - 'Cause I don't want to.

Were you married when you did it?

- No, I did it single.

After I filed for divorce, I wasn't done having kids,

and so I decided to adopt a child on my own.

And it was a year and a half process

before I adopted Eloise.

- Does she have a lot of friends?

- She does. It's hard though, you know,

for her to have play dates,

'cause she can't really talk.

- Can she not talk? - She can only say a few words.

She was diagnosed with a chromosome disorder,

and that is what's caused her delays.

- Wow. That must be very rewarding for you,

but also challenging I would imagine.

- Yeah, I mean, that's all I know with her.

And, you know, everyone's different.

- Wow, that's amazing.

- It wasn't that long that I had lost my mom.

She's been gone 10 years.

And before my mom passed away, I told her I wanted--

'cause I've always wanted to adopt.

My mom was 53 years old

when she passed away from kidney cancer.

She was the rock of our family, and I just always had faith

that my mom would bring the right,

you know, son or daughter into my life.

- You know, I'm sorry it's been so difficult for you,

but then again I see how much joy you get, you know?

- Yeah, I'm so lucky that she's my daughter.

- Yeah.

- Should we go down and see what the girls are doing?

- It's very quiet. It makes me nervous.

- Can we do a swim-up bar? - Drinks are here, ladies.

- My lord!

[all cheering]

- Cheers, Erika! - [cheers]

- Well, it's a sandy swim-up bar, but I like it.

- Yeah. - I want--this is beautiful.

- Look who's coming. Ahoy.

- Denise! - Hi!

- Hi. - Come on.

- Come on. - Whoo!

[scattered cheering]

- I'm fine, children.

Come on, Mommy wants you to get out

and let me dry you off for lunch. Come on.

[water squelching]

♪ ♪

- Okay, now I'm ready to eat. - This is so nice.

- Well done, Dorit.

- I feel like we're on our honeymoon.

- Ladies, we want to start you off with a nice--

a fresh watermelon and mango salad with cucumber,

and a citrus dressing.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

- All right. Do enjoy. - Thank you.

- Dorit, thank you for having us.

- Thank you for coming.

- Dorit brought us here so that whatever needs to be said,

we can work through that. - Okay.

- Now, I don't know exactly what that is,

but I think we should go around the table and find out, like,

if there's stuff that needs to be said.

Like, let's go right to it.

Well, let's face it.

There's some stuff going on at this table

that's not being said.

Teddi and Kyle, they're all bottled up inside.

Well, guess what? Guess who's come to the table to play?

- I was having such a good time.

[laughs] - Exactly.

- It opens up conversation, so it's--

- Or it opens up another Pandora's box.

- Yeah, it can go-- it can go many ways.

- Well, Dorit and I had a tough time last year.

I wasn't fond of what was said at Kyle's dinner table.

- Camille, you're a stupid (BLEEP)!

- I'm having such a good time with you.

Thank you for inviting me, and I feel

that I can move forward and we can all move forward.

- Great. I love that.

I know that Teddi and I have had our differences,

but our children bonded, and it taught us really that,

you know, our differences are in the past.

And I'm glad we're in that place, 'cause it feels better.

- Yeah, it feels a lot better.

- All right, who's next?

- We'll come back to me the night before we leave, okay?

- What about you, Erika? How are you?

- I'm having a great time. I'm in a good place.

I feel good. - Vanderpump?

- I'm just happy to be amongst friends that supported me.

I do have one thing to say if I'm really honest.

I don't want to bring it up because it makes me emotional.

And you spoke to me about it, is that...

Erika, when you sent me a couple of lines

in your condolence note--

- What do you mean, I spoke to you about it?

- I--we talked about it. - You told me about it.

- I like Erika.

However, she sent me, like, a few lines condolence.

- What do you mean, lines? - You know, like, on a card.

I haven't really heard from her, frankly.

I wish that you'd called me or-- or just--

- But I felt the best way to do that was to write.

- It was a little distant, and that's one thing

we've really tried to overcome.

- No, that's a very personal note from me.

I'm very sorry you feel that way...

- You know what I mean-- - But that comes from my heart.

If that didn't work for you, I'm--you know--

I don't know what to say.

When Lisa Vanderpump's brother passed away,

I didn't feel comfortable calling,

so I did what I thought was best from the heart.

I wrote a note.

I just wanted her to know,

"Hey, I'm thinking of you,"

and I've never known of

anyone to react this way.

"Your condolence note wasn't good enough."

Are you ----ing kidding me?

I'm sorry if you didn't think that was enough for you.

- Erika, I'm just saying that's how I felt, you know?

- Yeah, okay.

♪ ♪

- To criticize someone for sending a sympathy card?

It's one of the weirdest things I've heard, but you know what?

Grief is a process that nobody teaches you how to go through.

- Mmm, it's so good.

- Let's move on from it.

- Well, don't bring it up again and we can move on.

- Okay.

- But I will defend myself

down to the ----ing bone.

[dramatic music]

Don't make me out to be the bad guy.

♪ ♪

If you thought that I was cold before,

Hell has frozen over, honey.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- This is the Bond girl moment, Denise.

- Yes! - Yes!

[all cheering]

- Go, girl!

[tense electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Let's move on from it.

- Don't make me out to be the bad guy.

I would have loved to have connected with you privately,

but here we are.

- Here we are.

♪ ♪

- I think it's brave of you to come on this trip, Lisa.

- Yes. - You seem very sad to me.

I would imagine you would want your peace and your quiet.

- Yes. - Well, thank you for that.

- Of course.

- Maybe you do get times when you're needier

than others, you know?

The other ladies in the group sent flowers,

and I want Erika to understand

that I had hope we were closer than that,

that maybe she would have called or we could have spoken.

- You'll always have us to support you.

- Aw, Lis-- - Sh--don't.

Please don't go there. - We love you.

- Lisa, we love you. - We--we're always here

for you no matter what. - Stop. Stop, stop.

I really do not want to--

I just want to enjoy the moment. Stop.

- We're always there for you. - I know that.

- Okay. - We're just having a nice time.

The first time you see somebody

after you've been through something very sad,

it's often emotional.

I kind of wanted to get those big moments out of the way,

'cause I knew I would fall apart.

Erika, I love you, and you did nothing wrong.

- Well, I know I didn't do anything wrong.

- I'm not saying-- I'm saying--

Stop. - [laughs]

You're hurting my knuckle!

- Well, thank you for inviting me.

[laughter]

- Denise, I'm so glad you came. - Me too!

- And I really hope that you still

want to see us after this trip.

- No, I do. It's been fun.

- I want my Bond girl in the water right now.

all: Oh!

- Oh, this is the moment Bond girl moment, Denise.

- Oh, babe, look, it looks like the ----ing movie

right here, I swear to God. - Yeah, do it.

- She wants you to come out of the water and, like...

- Come on, I want you to-- - Jesus Christ.

Christmas Jones didn't come out of the ocean.

- Come on, Denise.

- The Bond movie that I did, my character,

I didn't actually come out of the water.

I kind of wish I did, because

that would have been a very sexy shot.

- Like Ursula and Halle Berry. - Like Ursula.

Like Halle and Jinx.

I want Honey Ryder and Jinx right now, Christmas.

- [cheers] - Oh, yes.

- Ah! - Yes!

- Yes!

[smooth upbeat music]

[all cheering]

- Go, girl!

- Yes! - Whoo!

- Hot stuff!

- It's gorgeous! - Gorgeous!

[all cheering]

- Aww. - That was awesome.

You are incredible. - I loved that.

- You were awesome. - Good job!

Cha-cha-cha!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Lisa? - Yes?

- Are you ready, baby?

- Just trying to make myself look a little bit better.

I just feel like a bit of an idiot after today.

I feel I was so emotional.

- You are understandably emotional.

♪ ♪

[knocking on door]

- Hello?

- Hi. - Hi.

- Oh, you look so pretty. - Thank you.

- I sweat bullets trying to figure out

what I'm gonna wear for these ladies, I swear.

God, those shoes. Love the color.

- I'm trying to get it to stay on there.

These are really long.

I've never seen someone put a lash on like that.

What are you doing? [laughing]

- Like a pimple. - What are you doing?

Okay, hold on.

That's just to see how-- how do you feel about that?

Wait, let me see. Sit down. I can fix this.

I can't. - Sit down.

- I'm firing my glam squad! She is subpar.

- How was the beach? How did our look hold up?

- Really good. - Yeah?

- My ----ing lashes stayed on.

- Esther Williams, honey.

- Honey, Esther Williams had nothing on me today, hon.

- Yeah. [knocking on door]

- I'll get up.

Oh, hi. - Ooh!

- Oh, my God! - You look cute.

- Shutting it down. - Look at you.

- I love to come in here. Thank you!

Oh, my God. Look at these braids.

Living. - They're fun.

- If she's not wearing it, you're wearing it.

- Deal! Oh, God, that's pretty.

- What'd you do? You got ready? - I jumped in the bath.

My butler had a bubble bath with rose petals.

- My butler didn't do that. - How sweet is that?

I want that all the time. Harry?

Harry, is my bubble bath ready? [soft laugh]

Don't forget the rose petals.

- I don't quite understand what happened at the table today.

- I don't either.

- This is what I wrote to her. "Dear Lisa,

"Tom and I were saddened to hear of your brother Mark's passing.

"Please know that our thoughts and prayers are with you

"and your family at this difficult time.

Sincerest condolences, Erika."

It is always important to have an insurance policy

when you're dealing with someone that's slippery.

- Erika, you didn't send me a text.

I'm brokenhearted.

- I'm sorry about Pink Dog, babe.

That's why I took a picture of the note.

I knew it was gonna be an issue.

- Bitch, you come with receipts.

- I'm married to a ----ing lawyer, dude.

- Wow.

- It's a runway, right?

Like, walk the runway, ladies.

- Yes! Yes!

- You know what? I need to kill it.

- Hello. - Hello, ladies.

Welcome to Cleo.

Please. - Beautiful.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Welcome to Cleo. My name is Marsha.

Can I get you ladies started with some cocktails?

- She and I are gonna have Jasmine's margarita, please.

- May I have Jasmine's margarita?

Can I have it spicy though please?

- Of course. - Thank you.

- I kind of want a club soda. - No problem, lovely.

- And three lemons. - Okay.

- Could we put in a couple appetizers as well?

- Yes.

- Everything on our menu is meant to be shared.

- Thank you.

- I have some roasted brussel sprout here for you ladies.

- Beautiful. - Spicy cigar with ebony.

- Thank you, darling. I love our brussel sprout.

- What's your sister's name?

- Debbie. - Debbie.

- You have a highly, like... - Debbie, David, Dorit.

- Oh, Ds.

- The only one that has an unusual name is me.

- I was named after a football player.

I was supposed to be a boy.

I was named Kyle Rote, a football player.

Where'd your name come from?

- Well, my name was supposed to be Baby Doll.

- [gasps] - Yeah.

- What?

- Your name was supposed to be Baby Doll?

- Like, it was between Baby Doll and Teddi Jo,

but my mom had me when my dad was still on tour, and--

- She said I'm going with Teddi Jo, yeah.

- Okay, I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be back.

- I have to go, yeah. - Oh, good.

Come on, ladies. Let's go.

- You're going to the bathroom too?

- Right this way, beautiful.

- Do you have to the restroom? Do you have to the restroom?

- I do. - Oh, my God.

We're on, like, a schedule here.

- I'm feeling a little weird about all the--

the side conversations about the dog,

with Dorit not being privy to it, and I feel weird about that.

- I don't want to know this. - I resolved this.

- Well, I don't want to know either, but I know.

- Yeah, we didn't either.

- Kyle, Teddi, hold on a second.

I resolved this with her.

- Does she know that we all know?

- Well, she knows that you've--

- So I'd just like to know

whom you've discussed it with and what was said.

- Well, John Blizzard spoke to Teddi.

- Oh, oh, look, a bunch of people are coming back.

- Oh, what are we talking about?

- [laughs] - Hi, everybody!

- Well, I just felt anxious about it today, because--

- I thought we resolved it. We resolved it.

- I didn't feel truthful today to Dorit.

- I don't want to go to a bad place.

- It's nothing about you and I,

but I found out information.

For over a week I never mentioned it.

And then when we went into Vanderpump Dogs,

John pranced your dog out and told me and Kyle.

- Coming up...

- I'm your friend, Lisa.

- I had no idea Teddi would be gossiping.

- I never told a soul. - Hold on a sec--

- But--no, no. Let me finish.

- When we went

- When we went into Vanderpump Dogs,

John pranced your dog out and told me and Kyle.

- Hold on a second.

You're the only person that speaks to John Blizzard.

- It was not my fault that this is out there.

This situation could have been resolved

between Lisa Vanderpump and Dorit.

I should have never known about it.

- Hi, how are you?

- But I was told by John Blizzard

about Dorit's dog ending up in the kennel shelter.

Him and I have a relationship.

He was telling me whatever, the gossip,

but I would never do anything to Dorit.

I'm starting to realize this is a Lisa Vanderpump pattern here.

Make your friends look bad, but keep your hands clean.

- Lisa, you should have protected Dorit.

Period. End of story.

- Oh, my God. I have 400 employees.

I can't be responsible for everything they do and say.

- Yeah, you can. Vanderpump Dogs, baby.

- I actually can't.

- "Hi, do you recognize this dog?

Does this dog look familiar to you?"

- Suddenly everybody's attacking me.

What have I done?

I had nothing to do with any of this.

I tried to protect Dorit.

Oh, my God.

If Dorit had just handled it properly,

there wouldn't be this scenario.

- The only thing we ever said was,

"Why didn't Dorit feel comfortable to tell Lisa

that it was happening prior to it happening," or whatever--

- I did tell Lisa.

- Afterwards, but it doesn't matter.

- I talked to Lisa the day after.

I gave it to what I believed

was a wonderful home, because Lucy bit my children.

- I'm lost. - Okay.

It's about a dog catcher, um...

- I don't even know what these bitches are fighting about.

[laughs]

I cannot follow it at all.

- It's so unfair that I somehow was villainized in this.

- They were just upset... -And they went behind my back--

- Because somehow the dog ended up in the shelter.

- Yeah, but that wasn't Dorit's fault,

because Dorit told me the story,

and I know that her intent was good.

- Here I am thinking that she's going to this beautiful home.

I get a phone call from Lisa

that Lucy ended up in a shelter.

- She did not give this dog away...

- 1,000%. - Knowing that this dog was

gonna drive a wedge in your relationship.

- I'm your friend, Lisa.

- I wanted to shut it down, Dorit.

- Lisa, why aren't you upset about this?

- Oh, come on. - He's your employee!

This wouldn't get out there if you didn't want it out there.

This is, like, bullsh--, going to Teddi, bringing Kyle in.

This sounds like a ----ing setup.

- I was--are you kidding me? - I'm not kidding you.

I'm wondering if Vanderpump's slipping,

because it's so ----ing obvious.

I think you set them up.

People call her manipulative

and a puppet master and all that stuff.

- Well, you can believe that.

- I'm a little worried about her.

She's ----ing slipping.

- You knew full well how that would make me look.

And I'm your friend.

- I don't believe for a second you were guilty

of giving the dog to anybody

but what you thought was a great home.

I don't believe that. However,

it all went wrong.

And you should have given the dog back to me, I suppose.

- I agree.

[tense music]

- Dorit, Dorit. Don't get upset.

Everyone knows you're a good person.

You had no bad intentions. You hear me?

- I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You don't deserve this.

- Why is Dorit upset?

- You know why. - Why?

- She's acting like she's so confused why Dorit's upset.

- I would love to say I'm shocked, but I'm not.

- Honey, listen to me.

You don't deserve it. No one deserves this.

- She's my friend.

- I know, I know. - [sniffs] She's my friend.

- I love Lisa, but that doesn't mean I'm blind.

Well, we're your friends too.

Someone dropping a dog off

at a shelter would be very upsetting to Lisa.

And I think she wanted to punish her a little

while trying to look innocent,

because she wants to protect her relationship

with Dorit at the same time.

- It's a betrayal.

- [sniffs] Oh, my God...

- Why didn't Dorit just call you and say the dog's...

- But that's the point. That's exactly what--

- Why doesn't Dorit, like, trust you?

- Instead of trying to find someone--

- She could just say, "The dog's biting my kids.

I can't have the dog."

You would understand that. - Exactly.

- This should never have left anyone's mouth.

- Yes.

- Your employee should never have said anything.

That, I--I agree with that.

- Yeah, yeah. You're right. - That's bullsh--.

- I don't think-- I don't think John Blizzard

should have said anything. - He needs--

absolutely ----ed up.

- I had no idea Teddi would be gossiping.

- I never told a soul.

- No, I know. Hold on-- - No, no, no. Let me finish.

Don't turn this around on me.

- How did he tell you when he told you?

- It doesn't matter how he told me.

- Okay. All right. - It's how he told us.

- Exactly. That is an agenda. - It's not fair to me.

And I don't like being made a scapegoat.

- I am not a liar.

These women questioning my integrity?

I don't appreciate it at all.

They don't even know what the (BLEEP)

they are talking about.

- I'm gonna call it a night, guys.

Dorit, I am very sorry, babe.

- I mean, I give up. What the hell am I doing here?

I'd rather have stayed home and had a root canal.

[dramatic music]

Night, Teddi.

♪ ♪

- Next on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Are you ready?

[upbeat music]

- Go!

Yay, Lisa!

[all cheering, laughing]

- Let's see it.

That's really good.

[laughs]

- You gave direct instructions

to them to tell me.

- No.

- But I'm not gonna pretend that everything's

100% hunky-dory because I'm not a ----ing fake.

- I'm going. Bye, guys. - Please, Lisa.

- So I went to Blizzard, and I got him to print out

all of her texts and all of his texts.

She's a ----ing liar.

- I can't believe this.

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