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- Tonight the "Real Housewives

- Tonight the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion

continues.

How does that compare to your first ring?

- It's a little smaller.

- The ring? [laughter]

- I am scary, and I'm very dangerous,

so you need to be careful.

- Andy. - Vanderpump.

I know so much about boobs.

- I don't think so.

- [laughs]

- Lisa, I'm supposed to be featured in a magazine.

- Why would I want you for my magazine

and my jewelry collection?

- It was totally traumatic.

- But you did say those things, so it was justified.

- I hate when you bring things up over and over.

You want to resuscitate something.

I find it really irritating.

- But why are you giving me attitude about that?

- I'm not. I'm stating the facts.

- Okay.

- We're back with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

- Can I just... Andy.

- Vanderpump.

- [laughs] - Oh, my God.

- What are you looking at?

- [laughing] - Is it bad?

- Do you see this? - Is it bad?

- What is happening? Are those angel wings?

- I don't get it. What's going on?

- That looks good.

- Lisa, have you got a sense of humor?

Can you at least give me a minute?

- Yeah, I can. That's good.

- I love that. - All right.

- It's really good. Leave it like that.

- Here's something else you love.

What does it take to prepare a Beverly Hills housewife

for her day?

A glam squad, of course.

Here's how to dress to the nines in the 0210.

[upbeat music]

- I feel like we could do some extreme damage in here.

- Yup.

♪ ♪

- Oh, that's pretty. - This old thing?

All gone.

- That is very... - New addition.

Gone, literally every one.

- You know what? You need to go to Handbags Anonymous.

You really do.

- I'm all about being pretentious.

You want to look good? Costs money.

- Louboutins. - No.

- Versace. - Versace.

This sh... is expensive.

[cash register dings]

- Oh, my God!

- I'm so good.

- My naughty friend is here. - Hello!

- What have you got under there?

- Clearly, most fashionable here,

because I'm on the cover

of "Bella" magazine's fashion issue

for New York Fashion Week.

- Babydoll hooker. - Yeah, I like that idea.

Fashion Week is your week

to be appreciated for your sense of style,

so this is the chance for you to really have fun.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

- Oh, I love that.

- Teddi doesn't like to shop, guys.

- Let's be honest.

I don't know what to wear to a fashion show.

- Okay, we can fix that.

- I am not into fashion.

I don't know what looks good, what doesn't look good.

Lisa, you have a good swag on your walk.

- Thanks, girls.

- It's a little weak over here.

I see fashion as a way

of expressing yourself.

Some days, you're a Russian hooker.

I heard someone called for a dominatrix.

[laughter]

Or you may be in a kimono.

Or you could be in latex in Berlin.

[bike brakes squeak]

- Erika again did not disappoint.

Latex, honey.

- I'm going to work later at a sex place.

- That latex look, I have to say,

was pretty fully realized.

- Fully realized

and really difficult to get in and out.

- I bet.

- And... and, you know, you sweat a lot in latex,

and I was sick.

And it just made it worse. So you...

- Or did you sweat it out and it made it better?

- No, because of the chill. - No.

- It was really... it was intense to get in, but it was worth it.

I mean, that's what those things are for.

- Right. - Yeah.

I'm glad you liked it though.

- Talk me through this:

the baby powder is to get out of it?

- No, to get in. You have to slide in.

- Don't pretend you don't know.

- [laughs] - Yeah, right.

Don't pretend like you don't know.

You powder the inside, and so you slide in.

- Okay. I usually use lube.

- The lube is on the outside to make it shine.

- Oh, okay. - Now the truth comes out.

- Oh, I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

[laughter] - Oh, my God.

- Erika, you spend 40 grand a month on glam?

- Not on glam. Not just on glam, on everything.

Yeah, that could be wardrobe glam and all kinds

of other stuff as well.

- Wow. - Why?

I know lots of other people that spend 90, 100.

- Really? - Yes.

So in comparison, I'm maybe half, a quarter, yeah.

- Is Erika Jayne bringing that much in?

- She is right now, yeah. - She is?

- Yeah, she's covering the bases.

- Go, girl.

- Ladies,

Chad from Costa Mesa, California,

wants to know who here owns the most shoes.

- Oh, God. - Probably Lisa.

- That could be me. It could be.

God knows what shoes I should take.

I don't think I've got any.

[laughter]

- How many shoes do you think you have?

- I don't know. - Over 100?

- Oh, yeah. - Over 200?

- Maybe. - Really?

- Guilty as charged.

- Dyson from Charleston said,

"Teddi, you say you don't care about aesthetics,

"but I saw your tweet about breast implants

"and hair extensions.

Did you get those before or after becoming a Housewife?"

- I actually got those right before "Housewives."

- What boobs did you get? - [laughs]

- I just got 210 cc boobs.

- You got a teeny little droplet.

- I got a tiny little... Because after breastfeeding,

they just weren't that cute.

And it's not that I'm not into aesthetics.

I just don't talk about it that often.

It's not one of my focuses.

- They look very nice and natural.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Is that inappropriate? - No.

- No, I felt fine about that. - But would you know?

I mean, I'm just wondering if you would know.

- Yes, I would know. I know so much about boobs.

- I don't think so, somehow.

- Gay men love boobs. - I think every man loves boobs.

- I do too. - I think so.

- Boobs are the universal unifier.

- Yes, exactly.

- What was your favorite Erika costume?

- I loved that interview look that she had,

the first one with the black...

Was it McQueen?

- Oh, Dsquared. - Oh, Dsquared.

Oh, that was so good.

- I love the Tokyo pink wig and...

- That was fun. We had a good time with that...

- That was great.

- Until I took the boots off and I had on baby socks.

- Very good look.

- Freddie from Kenosha, Wisconsin, said,

"Lisa Vanderpump, did you have your pink velvet Chanel luggage

"designed just for you?

Because I can't find it anywhere."

- Do you like this?

Do you like this pink velvet Chanel?

It's almost as sexy as you boys.

I saw somebody holding it in Chanel in Vegas.

I think I actually pushed them out of the way and grabbed it.

Yeah, I just saw it once.

It was just... It had my name on it.

It would have been rude not to take it.

- Yes.

Kyle, we saw you move into the new house.

What we didn't see was that soon after you moved in,

you were on vacation

and there was a massive break-in at your house.

Tell me what happened.

- We were in Aspen, and my...

We woke up, and my husband said

that he had an alert on his phone

that said someone was in my closet.

My housekeepers called, and they said,

"Everything's gone."

And I said, "There's no way."

Because I had everything locked and locked and locked,

so I thought, you know,

maybe they just got my husband's things,

and I thought for sure they hadn't gotten in,

but they got almost every single handbag.

I'm talking ones that my mom had left me that she'd saved,

jewelry that I had since I was a little girl,

everything except for what I had on my body.

- [gasps] - Oh, Kyle.

- Can you estimate monetarily how much you lost?

Coming up...

- I feel like I really need to say this to you, Rinna.

- Kyle, we saw you move

- Kyle, we saw you move into the new house.

What we didn't see was that soon after you moved in,

you were on vacation,

and there was a massive break-in at your house.

Tell me what happened.

- Every single piece of jewelry or handbag

you see on this season is gone.

- Can you estimate monetarily how much you lost?

I mean, it's got to be over $1 million.

- Yeah, on the jewelry, yes.

And then the handbag was a whole nother situation.

- But it was also the mother's jewelry.

- The sentimental aspect.

- Just watching the séance the other night, you know,

I keep seeing things,

and watching the show is actually hard sometimes,

'cause I saw myself setting the table,

and there was a big purple ring

that was engraved from my dad to my mom.

And it's just gone.

- Did your sisters have any of that jewelry

from your mom?

- They had some too, yeah.

- Good, so they still...

- Maybe they'll lend it to me. [laughter]

- Crazy thing is that in the finale,

we saw Mauricio talking to Edwin.

- I'm excited for you to do all my security

at the new house.

I'm, like, we got to do it ...ing kick-ass this time.

I don't want to (BLEEP) around at all.

- Yeah, definitely.

- What happened?

- It was not up and running yet,

and our five dogs

were not at the house,

'cause I had sent them to training school.

- But the text you got was from Edwin's company.

- Right, the text that we got was... exactly,

stuff that they'd started installing,

so that's how we knew on our phone.

I actually called you right away.

- Yeah. - I was like, "Oh, my God."

- Has anything been recovered by police?

- Nothing. - Oh!

- I heard that you helped start her new collection.

- Oh!

Yeah, well, I did send her

a Chanel handbag for her birthday,

and she was literally in tears on the phone.

- I was. - She said,

"It's the sweetest thing anybody's done."

But I just said, "Well, you know, here we go.

Let's start again," you know?

- Do you think you'll stay in the new house?

- I don't know. - Really?

- You know...

after we were burglarized,

it really rocked my world, you know,

having things taken from me.

But, you know, hopefully I'm gonna get past it

and it's gonna be amazing.

I speak to so many people who have been burglarized,

and they get over it, and they're fine.

And it's a beautiful house, so we'll see,

but I don't know yet.

- Okay, I want to move on to something else.

The rocky road to friendship for Dorit, Lisa Rinna, and Erika

included a pit stop at Rinna's infamous pill bag

and a detour through Erika's hoo-hah.

But these days, traffic conditions are all clear

for these unexpected pals.

[both shriek]

- It's definitely nice to see

a different side to Erika.

She's warmer.

- I'm so proud of you.

- She's not as cold as she was to me.

I think you need to get laid.

[laughs] - Shut up, Dorit.

I'm gonna put it down your dress.

- Ah! - Whoo!

- I'm very thankful that Dorit and I

have been able to put our hard times behind us.

Push, push. Push your ass up.

- Oh, get it, honey. - Yeah?

- Yes.

- It's really amazing to have Erika next to me

like, "No, Dorit, you've got this."

- Hip to hip. Right.

Slow, languid, catlike.

- I love when everyone's getting along.

- Don't worry; it won't last long.

- I know! - Stop.

- Hi, Dorit.

It's nice to see you.

It really is uncomfortable,

because we had a lot of sh... Go down,

and no one's talked about it.

- What you did is wrong, and it hurt me.

- I feel a sh...

- Oh, I... well, listen.

Let's start plain.

- I would be happy with just trying that.

I feel like a weight has been lifted.

Dorit and I

are gonna put this behind us and move forward.

- She's one person one minute,

and then she's another person another minute,

and she's got rage and regret and rage and regret.

- Every time I have hung out with Dorit,

she has talked poorly of Lisa Rinna.

Your response, Dorit, was "She is 100% rage and regret.

That is that woman."

- I really don't give a sh...

They've said much worse,

by the way.

I mean, it's genuine. It really is.

It's so lovely... - Can we tongue now?

- No! - [laughs]

- Sakka from Keizer, Oregon, said,

"Dorit, on the Vegas trip but also in general,

"why were you more open to giving Erika a second chance

than you were Lisa Rinna?"

- First I want to start,

because this is really important,

and I feel like I really need to say this to you, Rinna.

I was so wrapped up in my own feelings

when we were having that conversation on the wheel

that I didn't acknowledge yours.

- Your husband had said

some pretty strong things about me.

- Lisa Rinna, I don't even want to discuss her.

She's certifiable.

- She's just a bit paranoid. I don't know.

- Maybe it's 'cause she's on drugs. [laughs]

- I don't think...

- But you don't think your husband did that?

- No, not at all.

And I want to apologize

for everything that PK and I had said last year,

because I think that you deserve that,

and I think that you need to hear it from me.

- Wow. - That's first.

- Thank you.

- I think for Erika and I, you know,

it didn't feel like the attack was as strong.

It just felt different.

I felt like the two situations were very different.

- Erika, I know you patched things up with Dorit,

but how do you feel about PK these days?

- I mean, we're very cordial.

- What about you? - Same.

We have been very cordial.

He's been nothing but gentlemanly and kind to me,

and I think I've done the same with him.

So it's really... Again, it's really miraculous.

If you think back to a year ago,

sitting on this couch...

- You know, I'm listened to Rinna call me a pervert

and some kind of creep

staring up the dresses all the time...

- Well, it looked that way. - Hey, I'm a whore!

So you know what? How do you think I feel?

I'm not worried about your feelings.

- And for us to come to the place that we've come to,

I think, is worthy of applause.

I mean, it is...

- And it's genuine,

because it couldn't have lasted this long

if it was not.

- I think to know PK is to love him.

I speak on his behalf,

because I'm the one that really does know him very well,

and I think the more they get to know him,

the more they'll like him and understand him

and enjoy him.

- It was very sweet

to see Erika helping you with your singing.

Could you have done it without her?

- No. - Sure.

What are you talking about? - No, no.

And I stand by that.

Would I have? Yes.

Could I? Maybe.

But I think that encouragement that you gave me...

I mean, it was fun in and of itself,

her, you know, adding the moves,

'cause that, for me, was stepping out of my comfort zone.

But the encouragement

that you gave me at the party, Erika,

meant the world.

- Good. I'm happy to hear that.

- Really.

- Hadley from Provo, Utah, said,

"Vanderpump, I don't get why

"you were so unsupportive of Dorit singing

"at the birthday party.

"Were you jealous of Erika helping her

stage her performance?"

- No, I didn't even know.

When she said, "I'm gonna sing," I'm thinking,

"Oh, my God, I just met her, you know, at the boat."

And she was saying,

"I've got this to do, and I've got that to do,

"and I'm flying people in from England,

"and I've got another party to arrange.

"And shall I do the curtains? Oh, and I'm gonna do this.

"And what color should I do the flowers?

"I don't have those. Could you help me with those?

"And oh, by the way,

I think I'm gonna sing."

I'm like, "Oh, my God!"

I mean, this was three days before.

So I felt that was gonna put a little bit of pressure on her,

and I didn't want her to make an ass of herself.

But as I said, yeah, she did really quite a good job,

so well done.

- Rinna, Erika, and Dorit,

are the three of you still good today?

- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- We'll be right back.

Coming up...

- You felt it was okay at Kyle's

to call me a (BLEEP).

I felt that I was being targeted by you and your husband.

- This is the first I've heard that.

- Uh-uh.

- Welcome back

- Welcome back to the "Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills" reunion.

Joining us is one of our original Housewives,

the lovely Camille Donatacci Grammer.

Hi, Camille. - Hello, Andy.

- Congratulations on the engagement.

- Thank you. - I'm so happy for you.

- Me too. [laughs]

- When are you... When's the big day?

- Possibly October,

but we're trying to figure out the logistics.

- Nice. Let's see the ring.

Wowza. - Thank you.

- How many carats? - It's around five.

But it looks bigger. [laughs]

- How does that compare to your first ring?

- It was a little smaller.

- Kelsey's was smaller. - Yes, Kelsey's...

- Wow. - Yes.

- The ring? [laughter]

- Whoo!

- Have you talked to Kelsey at all

about you getting remarried or anything?

- Nothing.

- You're not in communication. - No.

- You know, at the end of the first season,

you were on the cover of a magazine,

and they called you "the most hated Housewife."

- That is correct.

- Here are some of the words

that were used to describe you.

Conniving, passive-aggressive, narcissistic, insecure,

fake, insincere, delusional.

- It's very hurtful.

- And now, um,

we got so many positive tweets about you.

"The Camille of season one is back."

"She deserves an award for how delicious she is."

"Camille didn't come to play; she came to slay."

How does it feel to go from abhorred to adored?

- It feels great.

It's a lot better than being hated.

[laughter] - Right.

Whether it's tingling vaginas, busting a move,

or busting the Machiavellics of the world...

- Oh, my God.

- This original Beverly Hills Housewife

makes her presence known in a big way,

and she does it all with a sexy little smile.

- Oh, no. [laughs]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo! Look at you!

- Come on. Let's play. - Wow.

- Some ice dildos. - Oh, yeah.

- Camille! - Camille.

- Oh, my God.

- Whee! Whoo!

- Camille still has the same dance moves she had

seven years ago in Vegas.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Camille, you're a stupid (BLEEP).

[dramatic music]

- Here we go again with the c-word.

Dorit, everyone's entitled to act stupid once in a while,

but you really abuse the privilege.

- I'm gonna come up with a whole new strap-on line

named The Camille.

- I do think she tends to talk a little too much

and maybe drink too much,

and sh... just flies out of her mouth.

- No. - Whoa.

- You open your mouth too much, girlie.

- [laughs]

- Hopefully, she'll get the message.

Shut your mouth, bitch. [laughs]

- You okay?

- Don't forget this.

- Camille.

- Is that the ball gag?

- That's it. It's my accessory for tonight.

[laughter]

Uh-huh. What do you think?

- I like it. It's nice.

- It goes with your dress.

- It goes... yes, I thought.

- That's hilarious.

- Dorit, Adam from Hempstead, New York, said,

"The ball gag was just a cheeky little gift.

"Oh, wait, that's what you said

about the panties you gave Erika."

This is a cheeky little gift,

since we've all seen your pretty little puss now.

- Shut up. I... ing hate you.

- "I guess you can dish it out

but you can't take it."

What do you think about that?

- Well, it was Lisa Vanderpump's birthday party.

It was an elegant birthday.

Plus, Camille and I had moved on,

so I was a little bit surprised.

And this was something that I...

- Uh-uh. - I can take a joke.

- You know what?

I just felt like that's a great excuse.

- Camille, that's genuinely how I felt.

- But you felt it was okay at Kyle's

to call me a (BLEEP).

- I told you I don't think it's okay.

- Okay, but it was a joke.

- I understand that,

but when you asked me point blank,

"Were you offended? Are you upset about it?"

I said, "No, not at all."

- You didn't seem...

- I didn't laugh as much as I...

- You didn't laugh it off,

like, "Oh, this is great. I got a ball gag!"

- I didn't, and I just explained,

because I felt like the timing was a bit off.

- I just think that's a bad excuse.

- I'm curious, Erika, what your point of view is.

When Dorit was given the ball gag,

your comment was, "Oh, you better laugh this off."

- Yeah, because it all turns.

This whole experience turns on everyone.

If you dish it out, you got to be able to take it.

- Things come out of my mouth sometimes

that I wish I never said, and I need to work on that.

Believe me.

I like to be playful and have fun.

- You must have thought it or thought something,

'cause you just don't blurt that out

without thinking in the back of your head,

"This is how I feel about somebody."

It really hurt my feelings.

It humiliated me, especially in front of David.

That wasn't the appropriate time.

There was a bunch of things leading up to that,

'cause a few, you know, weeks before,

your husband's telling me,

"Oh, I heard how difficult you are."

- They tell me you used to be super difficult.

- I'm sure I have been.

- I cannot even...

I can't even imagine you like that.

- I felt that I was being targeted

by you and your husband.

Sorry, that's how I felt.

And I stand by that today.

- This is the first I've heard that.

You've never mentioned that.

- Leslie from Boca said,

"Kyle, you said Dorit is like her talkative evil twin

"after a couple of tequila shots.

"Yet when Camille accused Dorit of drinking too much,

you took offense to that, so which is it?"

- After going through what I've gone through

with my sister...

And I know that when you say something

and you put it out there, that could spark a rumor,

and I don't feel that's the truth.

- Camille, Maddie from Elko, Nevada, said,

"The world needs to know

"if you've consulted Allison DuBois

to ask if Dorit will close her mouth."

- I have no contact with Allison, unfortunately.

- You don't? Since season one?

- Unfortunately? - Unfortunately.

- She stopped speaking to you after season one?

- Oh, she was pissed.

- You save your stories, and you tweet...

- Now you just lost all credibility.

- All right. - All credibility.

I could give a sh... with you.

- Oh, that's very profound.

- I know. I know.

- She's such a bitch.

- Let's go. Come on.

- I can... I can tell you when she will die

and what will happen to her family.

I love that about me.

- [laughs]

- Why was she pissed at you?

- Because she thought that I set her up.

- How could you set her up?

- She didn't take responsibility for her own actions.

- I know, but if she was a psychic,

she should have seen it coming.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- I'd like the ball gag for the Clubhouse.

- You can have it.

- Can I have it for the Clubhouse?

- Something is really nasty about that.

I don't know where that's been.

- Can we pee?

- We are gonna take lunch.

- That's lunch.

We're back at 2:15 for viewing.

- I need slippers.

- Oh, yeah. [laughter]

- Where is your room? Right there.

- Where's our food?

- I think it's going to your room, isn't it?

- What floor are we going to? Two.

Can't wait to see the ball gag...

- I know. - In the Clubhouse.

Yay! It made the...

It made it to the Clubhouse.

- Coming up...

- She would have, like, chopped your head off.

- 'Cause I am scary, and I'm very dangerous,

so you need to be careful.

- Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. Can I sit here?

- Well, you didn't take your dress off.

- We don't have very much time for lunch.

- We have an hour.

- I was told 30 minutes.

- Oh, well, maybe I have an hour,

and maybe you have 30 minutes.

- Oh, I see.

Oh! Lisa.

- How are you? Well, we're halfway through.

- I know.

I feel like, you know...

I just don't like that Teddi winds me up.

- I thought you and I were good.

- I have only ever been kind to you.

You have pretended to be my friend.

I'm hurt.

- I had no idea

how dismissive and how much you disliked me

until watching this season.

- She's got this holier-than-thou attitude,

like she's so superior and...

- Do you not see her as a sweet girl at all?

- You know, I did.

And there's certainly qualities about her that I like,

and it's unfortunate, like,

there's not a fluid conversation.

- I don't even know what Dorit gets so mad about.

- She's more mad at me.

I've repeatedly stood up for her

on social media.

I've texted her directly.

She doesn't respond back to me.

Also, I am not mad

that she's retweeting bad stuff about me.

I'm not mad... like, she is.

- Oh, my God. - You know?

And I know that, because people send it to me.

And how am I able to let it go

but yet I'm constantly being blamed

as the one that can't ever let things go?

- The latest, I heard her say

if there was a Guinness Book of World Record

for the person that deflects the most...

- That's what you should say, things like that.

"When you say things like that, that really hurts my feelings."

You should say that. - I know.

The whole thing, trying to navigate

your way through it is very difficult,

because a lot of this stuff has been months.

I have difficulty remembering who I was with last night.

Oh, I guess it was my husband.

- [laughing]

- She can be really fun. Today is not fun.

- Not fun at all.

- And all these things,

I've said to her face, and so have you.

- I get so frustrated trying to make my point

with everyone yelling on top of each other.

- I know, but...

- [sighs]

So is life.

- Always hydrating. - Right?

- Glamorous.

- Follow me, please.

- Social faux pas or stroke of genius?

Camille's ball gag gift delighted fans

more than it did Dorit.

But as far as Teddi was concerned,

she wasn't sure anything could keep Dorit quiet.

- I'm sorry. - Hi.

- I'm late. I'm sorry.

- Of course Dorit is late.

- Dorit's late.

Where is Dorit? - I don't know.

She should be here. - Is she coming?

- I'm so, so sorry to keep you waiting.

I was on the phone overseas,

and I couldn't get them off the phone.

- She texted me six minutes.

"I'm worried about you. Are you okay?"

- I don't know exactly.

You said six minutes, and she said one hour,

so I don't even know.

- See, now I feel like, you know,

I shouldn't be drinking the wine out of the champagne glass.

- Oh. - It's one of those OCD things.

- Well, no. You know what?

I would feel the same, I think.

- After Vegas, you and I had a conversation

about Lisa Rinna.

Lisa Rinna and I are getting a pedicure the other day...

- You just felt like you needed

to kind of talk about a conversation

that happened three months ago.

- In the moment, when I was talking to Lisa Rinna,

I just thought about myself,

and I didn't think about the repercussions,

and I wanted to apologize to you for it.

- Oh.

If you're delivering a real apology,

don't pick up the phone and waffle

a sorry little apology

and think that everything is gonna be perfectly okay.

- Are we fine? Let's just get over it.

- Teddi, I'm not gonna get over it

if you keep acting like a little bitch.

- All right.

Gail from Sparks, Nevada, said,

"Dorit said some not-very-nice things

"about Lisa Rinna,

"but Teddi is the sh... stirrer in this situation

"but bringing up something from three months ago.

"Dorit, why do you think Teddi was trying to cause a problem

with you and Rinna?"

- I mean, for someone to do that,

it's specifically designed to stir up some sh...

- I messed up.

- I appreciate that wholeheartedly.

- 100%.

- Thank God Lisa Rinna has moved on

and did not take that bait and run with that,

because I'm gonna tell you something.

She would have, like, chopped your head off.

- 'Cause I am scary, and I'm very dangerous,

so you need to be careful.

- Very. - Very dangerous.

- I'm not justifying it.

- Take a sh... load of pills.

- A vitamin, Teddi.

- You're very dangerous.

- Sara from Ames, Iowa, said,

"Dorit's problem is that she talks too much.

"She talked too much about Teddi's reaction

"to Dorit being late,

"she talked too much about the glass,

"and she talked too much about Lisa Rinna.

And then she plays the victim."

Teddi, do you agree with this?

- I think that, you know, Dorit is excellent

at making her point,

regardless if it's right or not.

- I don't think she is. - I don't either.

- No, you get confused by what she's even saying,

because you don't even remember your point.

- I do feel the same about you.

I'm sorry, but I...

- I think you two are really similar, by the way.

- Yes. - Very similar.

- Not at all.

- When I do something wrong,

like, I 100% admit it.

If I feel insecure, I admit it.

If I feel upset, I admit it.

If I mess up, I admit it.

And I can't blame anybody else for it.

- You argue your point, you know,

and you'll go over and over and over...

- Mine is the truth. It's the truth.

- But it's... you believe it's your truth.

- Hers is the truth in her own mind.

- Right, but my truth...

[laughter]

- That's how she's so... ing committed.

- My truth is using your exact words.

- You know she believes what she says, right?

- Then I'm a (BLEEP).

[laughter] - You're not.

You're not a (BLEEP).

- And I need a strap-on.

- You really aren't a (BLEEP). You're nice.

- I think I'm nice.

- There are other people who could be, but you are.

- Coming up...

- Too bad Erika didn't stay.

- I came back. - Yes, you came back.

Yes. - Yes.

- Why are you giving me attitude about that?

- We're back.

So who would care if they were served rosé

in a champagne glass?

- Can I be clear about something?

- Yeah, I need to as well.

- I do not care

that she wanted to switch glasses.

My point was, if I was irritated

by the glass I was drinking out of,

I would have walked back to the bar,

not said a word, handed it to the bartender,

and said, "Hey, can we switch these out?"

- The waiter had asked me, "Can I give you a refill?"

And I said to him... I didn't even say it to you.

I said, "Yes, do you mind

if we switch it to the wine glass?"

That's all I had said.

- Okay, but looking back on it now,

do you feel that maybe

it wasn't the right way to handle it?

When you've incurred this kind of wrath from the audience,

maybe now if you look back on it and think,

"You know what?

Maybe I did make the wrong choice."

Learn from it, grow from it, and move on.

You know what I'm saying?

- I think, on a whole, that that makes perfect sense.

I think in this particular instance,

I genuinely...

- You could have handled it differently.

- True, absolutely.

- Then that's all... - Absolutely.

- In my mind, that was toppled

on the fact of you saying,

"No, I wouldn't have any of these people

touch my face; I have my own"...

- High-maintenance.

- You know I'm not letting anyone touch my face.

- Oh, you're not? - No.

- All right.

Had I known that nobody was...

Except for these two... Were gonna get treatments,

I probably would have been like, "Well, let's scrap that idea."

- It wasn't just me that didn't want my face touched.

It wasn't just me.

- You're sensitive. - And that's fine.

- You are. You're sensitive.

- Here's the thing.

I'm not saying I'm not sensitive.

But that is what led me

to the conversation with Lisa Vanderpump.

When somebody says, "Oh, they poured my wine

in the wrong glass" to me, I'm like, "(BLEEP)."

- Who said that? - I'm not gonna tell you.

- Oh, for God's... - Lisa!

- I think I know who it is.

- I never said your name,

and then Lisa Vanderpump, I'm not coming at you,

but you chose to then share that bit of information

that I shared with you to Dorit,

which then Dorit...

- I didn't think it was Dorit.

- Does that make you a tattletale?

- Yeah, I guess. [laughter]

- Teddi, I just want to say, for the record,

I'm very, very sorry

that I made you feel uncomfortable in your own home.

That was not my intention.

- Thank you.

- And secondly, I don't think you should feel

like you have to go so far out of your comfort zone

to please us.

- Which is why I didn't at the beach house.

I learned my lesson.

- I don't think anybody had a problem with the beach house.

- Nobody did, and that's my point.

- That was never... But you put that on yourself.

- I had as great time at your house.

I just have to say that night when we were all dancing and...

It's too bad Erika didn't stay.

But I didn't know you were sick, and you left, but...

- And came back. - Okay, well...

Yes, you came back. - Yes.

- Yes. - Yes.

- Why are you giving me attitude about that?

- I'm not. I'm stating the facts.

- Okay, but why did you leave without telling everybody?

- Because I have the right to do so,

and I didn't feel good.

- Okay.

- Okay, we are gonna deal with this in a little bit.

Camille, you tweeted,

"Beverly Beach or Beverly Bitch?

"I don't need a swimsuit named after me.

Thank you."

What prompted that?

- Well, when she went on to talk to "Page Six"

and said, "I'm not gonna name"...

- They asked me, you know, "Who did you name it after?"

And then, of course, they mentioned,

"You didn't name it after Camille or Teddi."

It wasn't, you know...

- Well, it sounded like a slight. It did.

So then I came up with...

- It was. It's fine.

It was, but then say it was.

Say, "I don't like you guys enough

to make you one of our swimsuits."

- You probably should have named a suit after everybody...

- Or not at all.

- Yeah, I mean, that is a... - That's all.

It just... it's a little tough.

- Or just do what you want and (BLEEP) it.

- Exactly.

- Regarding Dorit being late,

Candace from Columbia, Missouri, said,

"Dorit definitely should have texted she was running late,

"but Teddi could have enjoyed her wine or me time

"and then gone home.

Why get so angry?"

- I never was angry,

but, Dorit, I was irritated 100%.

I sat there by myself for an hour.

That was awkward. - Not only that.

She got a babysitter, so that was another thing.

- But, Kyle, it was a miscommunication of time.

- I'm not saying...

- I don't think my time is more valuable at all.

- So I understood that,

but then when I saw Kyle and Kyle said,

"I spoke to Dorit, and she told me

about what happened," immediately, like,

my radar went up like,

"Why is she talking about this with Kyle?"

and making it seem like after six minutes,

I am so unreasonable that I would text

and say, "Are you okay?"

I live in Los Angeles.

I realize there's a 15-to-20-minute buffer

for everybody.

- However Kyle delivered the information,

I wasn't there.

- "After six minutes, you were upset."

- No, I don't want to get in the specifics.

I'm trying to help you understand

that it's not just your version of the truth.

- Please stop trying to gaslight the conversation.

- She thought it was 4:30, and it was 4:00.

- But my point is, I don't care

if it was 4:00 or 4:35.

My point is that I'm having to defend myself to Kyle.

That was always my issue, not that you were late.

- I'm sorry you felt that you had to defend yourself.

I don't know why you felt that way.

- I'm in a brand-new group of strangers,

and I look like somebody that cared over six minutes.

Yes, you defend yourself. - I can see that.

- Dorit, where do you two stand now?

- Right now, I feel like I need to proceed

with a bit of caution.

- She felt that every interview bite,

you literally harangued her.

- She said, "If there's a Guinness Book of World Record

for the person that deflects the most, it would go to Dorit."

It's every single interview bite the entire season.

So when I watched that... - Wait, wait, wait.

- Let me just finish. - No, but...

- I think to myself,

"I don't really know who this person is."

She's so different to me, and then behind my back...

- I have seen Teddi be consistent.

- No, I didn't! I said I like you, Dorit.

- You said it in your interviews,

and you said it in person.

- Yeah, I've said it all to you.

- There's a lot of characteristics about you

that I do like.

You and I clicked from the beginning.

Sometimes, unfortunately,

our communication is just so difficult.

And I do; I find it really irritating.

I hate when you bring things up over and over.

You want to resuscitate something.

[both talking at once]

- I don't, though. But I don't.

You bring them up to me.

- Listen, we can move forward, I'm sure.

And I, with pleasure,

will own what I've done and said.

- Okay.

- Camille, with all the emotions and drama going on,

did you enjoy your time with the group?

- I did. Bye, ladies.

- Bye. - Good to see you!

- Thanks, Donatacci.

We'll be right back.

- Let me know when to pick up my bridesmaid's dress.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Oh, I'm desperate to go pee.

- Bathroom? - Yeah.

- I have to pee so bad.

- Okay. Okay, great. - Yeah.

- Are you coming through here? - Hey, I'm coming.

I'm glad we can put our differences aside.

- Me too.

- I do. I really think we have so much fun.

And I know we had a tough season,

but I think you're a lot of fun.

- You know that I feel very bad about it.

And I wish it never happened.

- I know.

- I think you are; you're fun.

And we've always... You could have a laugh.

You've got a great sense of humor.

I get it. - I was very hurt.

- I get it. - And humiliated.

I was mostly humiliated. - I get it.

I don't want us to be in a bad place.

You know, it hurts me when I see certain things on Twitter,

'cause I think, "Wait a minute"...

- I'm sorry. And I'm sorry.

I apologize for the things I have done that have hurt you,

because tit for tat is not good.

- Yeah.

- And I know we've been doing that.

- Yeah.

- But I want to move on from that.

- Me too.

- And I apologize to you

for anything I said that hurt your feelings.

- Thank you. Thanks.

Thanks, Camille. Oh!

I'll talk to you soon. - Okay, bye-bye.

- Up next...

- It is kind of harsh to cut off someone's head.

- She feels like you were an asshole.

"Watch me; I'm gonna be another asshole

and chop your... ing head off and put them in."

- We're back with the Real

- We're back with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

If life is a card game,

then you better play your hand wisely,

especially when it comes

to the Beverly Hills queen of diamonds,

Lisa Vanderpump.

This season, Dorit folded,

while Teddi came up with a royal flush.

- Lisa! - Hello.

- I want you to meet Teddi.

- Hi. - This is Lisa.

- Nice to meet you.

- I so love the name Teddi. I can't even tell you.

[upbeat music]

- You're a good rider!

- I love seeing this side of Teddi.

It's something we'll definitely bond over.

Oh, Teddi Bear.

- It's hard to be the favorite. - Exactly.

- The one person in this world that is not afraid of Lisa

is me.

I haven't seen her at her worst ever.

- Give it time. - Bitch, let's go.

- I love you,

mainly on the strength of loving your husband

and wanting to love you.

- That's not nice, Lisa.

I've never been on the outs with Lisa Vanderpump.

It feels really crummy.

- Aren't you cold?

- If you were a good friend, you'd give me your jacket.

- I'd have given you the shirt on my back.

I'm sending the message

the relationship has taken on a slightly different meaning.

That is so pretty.

- There's the eclipse in it.

- Can we talk about the eclipse in our relationship?

- Is there an eclipse in our relationship?

- We were in the shade for a little while.

- Oh, I didn't see that.

- It's from Teddi. - Oh, wow.

- So that's a bareback pad.

- Teddi Bear, you're my new best friend!

- You can ride without a saddle.

Check. Nailed it.

- Dorit's time might be up with Vanderpump as the pet,

because a newer, younger version has come along.

[laughs]

- I love you too much.

Our relationship, our friendship means too much!

You can't do this to me!

Listen to me, and listen to me once and for all!

- Perfect. - Oh, I like that.

Have a look.

- I don't like anything about it, but...

- What?

- Dorit made such a big deal

about not looking great.

It's not worth the battle.

I saw the pictures. They look great.

- She looked stunning. She looked perfect.

And then she decides that it's just not good enough?

I don't want that energy in the magazine.

- It's a shame

and they're never really gonna see the light of day.

- So when does the "Beverly Hills Lifestyle"

magazine issue come out

with you guys?

- Well, that's going to print now,

but we're not doing the photo shoot

that you weren't happy with.

- It's a bit sh...

That Lisa took me out of the magazine,

didn't even tell me.

- Did you tell her about that

and ask her about it?

Or you just did it?

- Well, it was only decided yesterday.

It's actually not a big deal.

We still used the pictures.

We just chopped her head off.

That's what we do in England.

When you misbehave, it's off with your head.

- All right.

Dorit, Chris from Staten Island says,

"You were a total diva at Vanderpump's photo shoot,

and you deserved to be replaced."

How do you respond to that?

- You told me the day before, the night before.

- Well, we were doing it for a bit of fun...

- No, that's what you told me,

and you said, "We're just gonna take pictures

of your hands and your décolleté."

- Yeah, it was about the jewelry,

and you made it about yourself,

and it wasn't supposed to be about you.

- Lisa, I'm supposed to be featured in a magazine.

- She thought it was only her hands, she was saying,

and that she was gonna have hair and makeup

in case, right?

- Yes, and also... Right, exactly.

Just the mere idea that it would be in the magazine.

- But we didn't know.

You're acting like I'm trying to trip you up or sabotage you.

Why would I want you to look anything else...

- I have no answer for it.

- Other than perfect for my magazine

and my jewelry collection?

- Could you have rescheduled and waited

till your people were available?

- No, we were doing it anyway. And you know what?

Then we had two fabulous people,

and normally for a magazine shoot,

we use people that want to be...

- You mean editorial array. Yes, I understand.

But would you have gone in your own pocket

to hire your hair and makeup if they could have been...

You see what I'm saying? - Of course.

- Erika, it wasn't that big a deal.

Nobody is going to end up in that magazine

without looking absolutely picture-perfect.

- I mean, Nicole Kidman was on the cover.

- Yeah, exactly. - No, I get it.

But... I get it. I get it 100%.

But at least if she had the option of saying...

- Was Nicole Kidman easier than Dorit?

- A breeze. - Dorit's very particular.

She loves her people. She has amazing people.

- Well, I'm like that too. I'm a brat like that.

Like, you know, it's more like, "Could we reschedule,

or could I pay for it?"

I mean, there's always a way around it.

- But you know what? Mark was upset about it.

And I defer to Mark, and you saw him say,

"Oh, I don't want any negativity around my magazine."

- But what negativity did I give to the magazine?

- Standing there in front of the photographer,

in front of the makeup artist,

you were saying, "Oh, no, don't like any of them.

Don't like any of them."

How do you think that makes everybody feel?

- I remember specifically saying to Christina and to you...

- No, you made a big... ing deal about it

in front of the makeup artist, who was mortified, by the way.

- You've just poked my eye out. - I'll fix it in Photoshop.

- How are you gonna fix my entire face in Photoshop?

I don't like anything about it, but...

- What? - What don't you like?

- That's gonna be the, like, front page.

- Let me tell you that.

- I feel very bad about that,

and I told you that then.

- No, you didn't tell me that.

You told me that afterwards,

when I said, "You can't talk like that

"in front of people that are giving their time

to make you look beautiful."

- Lisa Vanderpump, at Dorit's fashion show,

you told her the decision to remove the photos

from the magazine had been made a few days before.

Yet we saw in the footage that it was a month before.

Why weren't you upfront with Dorit?

- No, but... no.

In the footage, you see me reshooting it,

but we don't know if we're gonna like them.

And, in fact, we didn't like them,

so even though it says a month before,

we used Dorit's pictures with...

Of her hands and her décolleté.

- But you did use both of the photos?

- Well, we didn't like them as much.

- But did you do that and cut off the head

because you were looking to punish me or because...

- You didn't like them.

- Lisa...

- But it is kind of harsh to cut off someone's head.

It kind of is.

- That was exactly...

- It's kind of like,

"You know what? (BLEEP) you.

"You didn't do what I wanted.

You made a scene."

She feels like you were an asshole.

"Watch me; I'm gonna be another asshole

and chop your... ing head off and put them in."

- Next week, the reunion concludes.

You've been punished by Lisa in a fun way.

Was it... where do you see this?

- Do I think that the head was chopped off on purpose?

- Do you want a copy so you can, like,

salivate over it?

With Teddi, it is very different

compared to these old bags.

[laughter] - Who you calling an old bag?

- How the (BLEEP) do you win with this group?

You ask me. You tell me.

- You don't win!

- I feel it's unfair to talk about them, honestly.

- It's not all about you.

- Teddi better mind her Ps and Qs.

- It sounds phony. - Oh, no, I'm not phony.

No, no, no, no, no.

- Erika, you need to listen.

If you had spoken to me the way you spoke to Teddi,

I would be really upset too.

[dramatic music]

- Here I am, trying to voice my opinion.

- Teddi, raise up or get the (BLEEP) out.

Come on, girl.

♪ ♪

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