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[lively music]

- Hi! How are you?

♪ ♪

- Doomsday is upon us.

♪ ♪

- Erika.

- [laughs]

- How are you? - Mwah!

Nice to see you. - You look great.

- Yes, of course.

- Was there anything you saw towards the end of the season

that you felt like you had to clear up?

- I'm sure we'll get into it when we get out there.

I do treat you the same. I'm rude to everybody.

[laughter]

- She has her knickers in a permanent twist.

[laughter]

- I'd like the ball gag for the clubhouse.

- Yay! - Oh, no.

- I don't know where that's been.

- Can I just... - Vanderpump!

- [laughs] - What are you looking at?

- [laughing]

- Jeremy from Queens said, "This year,

you've been so lame."

- (BLEEP) you, Jeremy!

[laughter]

- You've been Yoda all season.

- I have, haven't I?

- The question is, will it last?

Gonna hold people accountable?

- You know, I'm gonna do my best.

The way you talk to me is so dismissive.

- I can't with you anymore. I can't.

- Well, Teddi better mind her Ps and Qs.

- Why are you giving me attitude about that?

- I'm not. I'm stating the facts.

- Do you feel misunderstood? - I do.

Today, for me, is about really being able to have a voice.

- Do you think there's unresolved stuff today?

- The Kyle-Dorit-me... The ménage à trois.

I want to be really frank here.

Most of our conversations are about you.

- You told me Lisa Vanderpump believes she controls you.

- Ugh.

- There's a competition here between Lisa and Kyle.

- No. - I don't feel like that.

- Who gives a... ing sh...?

- I have anxiety right now, actually.

- What's the anxiety about?

- Things that deal with Dorit and Lisa Vanderpump.

You're exaggerating, Dorit. You remember things...

- Nice try, Kyle. - It's on camera!

- If it hurts you, then it's mean-spirited.

- Unless you saw it, you should just shut up.

- How the (BLEEP) do you win with this group?

- Well, and here I am, trying to voice my opinion...

- Well, Teddi, raise up or get the (BLEEP) out.

Come on, girl.

- Okay, clear the set. We are rolling.

- How come you're not all dressed?

- It will take me three minutes.

- [laughs]

- Five, four, three, two...

- The reunion starts now.

Hey, everybody. I'm Andy Cohen.

Welcome to the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion.

With me are the magnetic and mesmerizing ladies

of Beverly Hills.

Hi, ladies.

- Hi, Andy. - Hi.

- Kyle, I love your hair. - Thank you.

- That's a real cut.

- That's a real cut now. No more faux bob.

- Hi, LVP. - Hey, darling.

- How are you? - Good.

I mean, this is my favorite day of the year,

so really excited, yeah.

[laughter]

- It's the day of the year

that our friendship usually goes on the skids too.

- Yes, exactly. - Hi, Teddi.

- Hi. - Ready for your first reunion?

- I think as ready as I can be.

- You were right on time today, first one on the couch.

- Second. - So surprising.

- Second. - Oh, Rinna was the first.

- Lisa led the way. - [gasps]

- So we're going? We're going?

Bye!

- I'm taking the newbie.

- Oh!

- Hi, Dorit. - Hi, Andy.

- How are you feeling about tonight?

- I feel okay.

I'm sort of looking forward to get through it.

[laughs] If I'm honest.

- Hi, Rinna. - Hey, Andy.

- I love your hair. - Thanks.

- Yeah.

- Have we seen this hair before you on?

- Well, you've seen it in "Playboy"

if you've seen "Playboy."

- I have.

- That's the last time I did it, ten years ago.

So I figure, "Why not?"

- It's super cute. - Thanks.

- I love it. - Almost pixie-ish.

- I know, right?

- Bouncing and behaving. - Yeah.

- But now I'm picturing you naked.

- Well... - But that's not a bad thing.

- I don't quite know what to say about that,

but, you know...

- It's good.

- Of course you were able to do "Playboy" ten years ago.

I mean, come on. - She could do it now.

- I know. - Hey, Erika.

- Hi, there. - How are you?

- Good, thank you.

- I love your high pony. - Thank you.

- It's a teardrop pony. - Yes.

She's bouncing and behaving. - She is.

Will you be bouncing and behaving?

- Uh, I don't know. We'll see.

- Well, in Hollywood, turning 40

can be a career nightmare for a woman,

but with a lot of hard work and persistence,

our ladies have proven it can also be downright dreamy.

- Being fearless is what it's all about.

I am of the mind that you say yes to everything.

- I am too!

- I would have never thought

in my mid-40s that I would be where I am now.

Here's this kid from Atlanta

who had a dream and didn't have anything,

and now I'm sitting at Simon & Schuster.

- We're so happy.

- I love it.

I would do a little bit lower in front.

Confidence comes with age.

And here I am, a 40-plus-year-old woman,

and I'm about to launch

my first collection in five years.

- Yeah!

- So five episodes on "Days."

Make sure I'm really covered.

And then I'm doing "The Middle."

- Oh, my God, you have to memorize all that?

- This is a lot of pressure, because, as we know,

this brain is not as sharp

as it once used to be.

How many jobs are for 40-year-old women?

- Uh, none. - Yeah.

- You know, you cast a 50-year-old man,

he's gonna have a 25-year-old girlfriend or wife.

- That's my life! [laughs]

- Oops.

- I can't say sh...!

[laughter] - That was funny.

Erika, Kyle, and Dorit,

you all found great success in your 40s.

Is 40 the new 30?

- I think so.

- I think so. - Yeah.

- I don't think that... Yeah, I think

that's kind of passé to think you're done.

- In my 20s and 30s,

I was so busy, you know, being a mom,

you know, trying to work too, but it was so hard.

And now it's great to be able to do this now.

- I think it's a really great message to send.

I really do. - Yeah, totally.

- So many women watching thinking,

"Oh, well, I'm not just"...

'cause we did used to think that.

That was that age, wasn't it,

where it was like, "Okay, it's all over."

- Your book is out.

Congratulations. - Thank you.

- "Pretty Mess." How's it going?

- Third printing. - Wow!

- Great. - That means it's selling a lot.

- [laughs] - Like, a lot.

- Best I can tell, yes.

- Erika, there's a passage in your book

about your mom that stood out to me.

- Mm-hmm.

- You say, "I definitely picked up Renee's talent

"for saying hateful things.

"That's why I'm always so afraid to lose my temper

"on 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.'

If I ever did, I would really eviscerate someone."

So are you saying we have never seen you lose your temper,

not even with Eileen or Teddi?

- No, I don't think so.

Shut the (BLEEP) up.

- It's confusing.

- Don't ever say I'm pretending, 'cause I'm not pretending.

I'm telling you the truth. I don't remember saying that.

Don't ever say that to me again. - Okay.

- Don't (BLEEP) with me like that.

You don't want that. Don't.

I think that what happened with Eileen

was definitely a place of fear,

and the thing with Teddi was a place of frustration.

And eviscerating someone,

I'm talking on a super, super personal level.

That was something else.

- I think if somebody's got a temper, you know,

at some point, it's gonna come out, isn't it?

And she's gonna have triggers.

But I just think that Erika needs to really understand

how it's gonna affect the recipient of that temper,

and that's why...

- She's saying that her temper has not come out.

- Well, we've seen a little bit of it.

- You said in an interview you co-wrote the book

with someone who talked to a lot of people in your life

except Tom.

Why is that?

- Well, I was never... I was writing my memoir.

I wanted to write about Tom.

I... Brian and I talked to people

in recollection of my childhood and things like that,

but I chose to write about Tom.

- Has your mom read the book yet?

- I don't know. - You don't know?

- Well, she helped me write it,

but I don't know if she's read it or not.

It just came out. I didn't send it to her before.

- Why didn't you send it to her?

- I didn't get around to it, quite honestly.

- What does Tom think?

- He hasn't read it either. No one's read it.

No one's read it in my family.

- I think that's weird.

- What's weird about it?

- I've written three books, and the first people

that I sent them to were my family.

I mean, Tom, you speak about him so much in the book.

- Yeah, and I speak about him very kindly.

I mean, he sounds great.

- All right.

Kendrick from Jamestown, Rhode Island, said,

"Rinna, you're the only Billie for me,

"and I loved seeing you on 'Days of our Lives' again.

"Would you go back to the show permanently

if they asked you?"

- No, I wouldn't go back permanently,

'cause it's just too much work.

Like, you couldn't do anything else.

- Hasn't the money changed a lot in daytime too over the years?

- Well, yeah, it started with no money,

and now it's zero money.

I mean, now it's like minus zero.

- Dorit, Beverly Beach is launched.

How's it doing?

- So good.

We sold out of the LVP.

- It's after I modeled it.

They just flew off the shelf.

- Flew off the shelf.

- So each of the women here

has a swimsuit named after them

except Teddi.

- Except Teddi and Camille. - Yes.

- I mean, it sounds a little... - Shady.

- Well, I think you can interpret it

any which way, but, you know,

I don't have to make excuses for it.

It's my line, you know,

and I'm gonna name it after the women

that I feel really bring something to my life.

And Teddi's new.

We, you know, just started a friendship.

- Are you offended that she didn't name one after you?

- I mean, there's that moment of, like...

There's that little bit of, like, "Oh, that kind of sucks."

I was left out on purpose.

Truthfully, I didn't realize

that Dorit and I were in the place we were

until I started watching the show back

and realizing that every time I called,

it was a bother to her and I was so irritating.

- You know what it is?

Teddi's one person to my face

and then another behind my back.

- Coming up next...

- The way you talk to me is so dismissive.

- How is it dismissive?

- Just now, how you're like, "Teddi!"

- I'm not on trial here.

- Each of the women here

has a swimsuit named after them

except Teddi.

- Except Teddi and Camille.

- Are you offended that she didn't name one after you?

- There's that little bit of, like, "Oh, that kind of sucks."

I was left out on purpose.

Truthfully, I didn't realize

that Dorit and I were in the place we were

until I started watching the show back

and realizing that every time I called,

it was a bother to her and I was so irritating.

- You know what it is?

Teddi's one person to my face

and then another behind my back.

I had this idea, this notion that we were friends.

I mean, you were texting me...

- You obviously didn't, Dorit, because...

- You were texting me, asking me

to help you pack to Berlin, asking for fashion advice,

sending me lovely texts all the time.

Very different from the person that I saw on the show.

- Exactly, because by the time we were in Berlin,

I thought you and I were good.

I had no idea

that you were rolling your eyes when I was calling

to apologize about things that I had done wrong.

[phone ringing]

- [sighs]

I'm not on trial here.

When we discuss it...

- Well, we're all on trial, really.

- No, but not by Teddi, because here's the thing...

- The way you talk to me is so dismissive.

- How is it dismissive?

- Just now, how you're like, "Teddi!"

Like, it's this little, like put-down all the time.

And I let it be. - It's a putdown?

I have only ever been kind to you.

- Really, you think, watching back,

you've been kind to me?

Okay.

- You have pretended to be my friend.

I'm hurt and disappointed by you.

- I apologize for that.

I can say this, Dorit:

I had no idea how dismissive

and how much you disliked me until watching this season.

- Well, it sounds like the two of you

have had a similar reaction watching the show.

- Mm. - Right?

- Correct.

- Well, for this down-to-earth mom

with the rockin' bod and rockin' dad,

nothing hurts so good as spending money shopping

and being late.

Here's a little diddy about Teddi Jo Mellencamp.

- Where are you from?

- Hilton Head, South Carolina.

- How long have you lived here?

- 20 years. - And you're married.

- I'm married. - Can I ask all the questions?

- Oh, yeah, you can ask all the questions.

How I met my husband,

I could try to sugarcoat it a little,

but it was supposed to be a one-night stand.

I woke up with some guy.

I thought his name was Edward.

His name is Edwin!

- Two months after we were dating,

she tells me that her dad is John Mellencamp,

and I see John dressed in black with some black shades.

- He was like, "Hey!"

- My dad is in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame,

but just because I grew up with a father

that was famous, we didn't live like that.

- Give us all 5,000, please. - Yes, 5,000.

- 5,000? - Ahhhh!

Hi. - Hey.

- Something Teddi and I have in common

is that we like to exercise.

When I look at Teddi,

who used to be almost 200 pounds

and is, like, 110 pounds now,

yeah, I'm gonna do what she's doing.

- Oh, we got a good group today.

- My whole life, I've struggled with my weight,

and I struggled with holding myself accountable.

[upbeat music]

- Whoo! - You're struggling there, babe?

And now I'm an accountability coach,

which I know, what the (BLEEP) does that mean?

Is that a made-up job?

- Let's go down here.

- There are few things

I love more than riding horses.

I was a professional equestrian for 12 years.

If I want to escape, I'm gonna go to the barn.

- Taking the blue ribbon... [cheers and applause]

- Why are you not having another one?

- We had a really scary delivery with Cruz.

- I made sure that it was gonna be a boy.

- Like, we could have taken one of the 11 girls,

but we kept choosing the one boy.

- I want the boy.

- One of your biggest jobs is to make babies,

and when you can't,

you feel sad

'cause you're not able to make your baby,

and you also feel sad 'cause you feel like you're failing.

- What was wrong with Cruz?

- So he has a heart condition.

That little bit of me felt like

I chose for him to be a boy,

and, you know, God didn't choose for me.

- You got really shaken up talking about...

- The IVF.

Well, it's because it's kind of, like, hitting me right now,

because my daughter has been begging me

to have another baby.

And just watching that reminded me,

"Oh, my gosh, that was so hard.

I don't know that I could ever do that again."

- You seem to have guilt over picking the boy

now that I...

- Edwin and I were, like, dying to have a boy,

and I feel like maybe if I would have just taken

one of the others,

then I would have had an easier time.

But I... so I feel selfish.

- What do you think you're gonna do?

- I need to really do some soul searching.

- Get a dog from Vanderpump dog rescue center.

It's like having a new addition.

- Where did the names Slate and Cruz come from?

- Slate came... - A soap opera casting book?

- No, my dad said that he was gonna name...

Like, Slate was one of his favorite names,

and ever since I was a little girl,

I liked the name Slate.

Cruz, we had picked names each time

that I got... Thought I got pregnant.

- Was there ever a moment where you thought,

"I'm gonna do Jack and Diane?"

- No! Never, never, never.

Not for one second.

My dad would never look at me again.

- Teddi, Brittany from Sitka, Alaska, said,

"Professional equestrian sounds like

"a rich person's job to me,

"but so does accountability coach.

What real jobs have you had?"

- Uh, well, when I first moved to LA,

I worked in the mailroom at CAA...

- Oh, really?

- And worked my way up

to working for the head of the lit department.

And then I worked at UTA, actually for Lisa's agent.

- Really? - Yup.

Hardest boss I ever had. Amazing woman.

- That's hilarious.

- And then while I was doing that,

I also was a waitress.

And I think what people think a lot,

when I say, like... I didn't live like that.

Growing up, yes, I lived a very good life,

but when I chose to move to Los Angeles

and not go to college, my parents were like,

"Well, good luck, then, honey."

Like, "You have your car that you had in high school,

"and you can take it out to Los Angeles,

but you figure it out."

- Does an accountability coach pay the bills for you?

- It pays enough

that I never have to ask Edwin for money

for anything that I want to do.

- Why have we not met your dad and Meg Ryan?

- Here's the thing. - Lisa, Jesus.

- No, I'll be straightforward. - That is so... ing forward.

- I don't mind. - You know...

- I mean, here's the thing.

He's now a fan of the show.

- So I have to think now people are coming up to him

asking him about you.

- You're gonna laugh about this.

He goes, "I was at the art show the other day,

"and I'm thinking somebody's coming up

to ask me for my autograph or something."

And he goes, "No, they wanted to talk about you and Dorit."

[laughter] And I'm like...

- Meg Ryan watch the show too?

- We all watch it together at Christmas.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- Possible Erika Jayne collaboration

is what I'm seeing.

[laughter]

- With Teddi's dad? - With... yeah.

- No, Teddi's father

is in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

He doesn't need to collaborate with anyone.

- All right, you don't like that idea.

Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back.

Coming up next...

- If it hurts you, then it's mean-spirited.

- You don't know, 'cause you didn't see it,

so unless you saw it, you should just shut up.

- We're back with the Real

- We're back with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Well, Lisa Rinna is famous for her lips.

Her loose lips, to be honest.

But this year, she gave up sinking ships

and instead gave us the nicest... ing Lisa Rinna

we have ever seen.

No, seriously.

I'm being serious.

From those lips to God's ears.

- I know I seem like a... ing bitch sometimes,

but I'm a good person.

Let's rebirth me

into a nice, fun-loving girl that I've always been.

I'm gonna be the nicest... ing Lisa Rinna you've ever seen.

[laughing]

I've changed.

I have two teenage girls that look up to me,

and I watch my behavior.

[upbeat music]

- I want to spend time with my mom.

- Awwwww!

- No, no, no.

- I want to be different.

I want to show my girls

you can be a strong woman in this world,

but you don't have to be a bitch.

Everybody's having a nice time right now.

We're having fun.

- Okay, well, hold down the fort.

Keep the peace.

- Hey, Kyle, you know, that's my middle name.

Lisa Peace Rinna. [laughs]

- I do think Lisa Rinna is actually seeing the light.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Miracles do happen, Rinna.

And there's hope for the future.

But I also don't want to lose a little bit of the Rinna.

- Yeah! - Whoo-whoo!

Party at Erika's, party at Erika's.

♪ ♪

- God bless Lisa Rinna.

- I want to know what's under that jacket.

[all screaming]

- I love you!

Yeah!

- So you spent a few seasons being very vocal,

and you got hammered a lot by the fans.

- Hammered. - Yes.

- Yeah.

- So was this change motivated by that?

- For me, it was more about taking a look

at my behavior, how I've reacted,

what I have done,

and looked at it and gone, "You know,

I don't like seeing myself like that."

Now, will I slip up and do things?

Of course I will.

But it's been a really nice different ride.

- Okay, let me ask you this.

You said in Berlin that you miss the old Rinna.

- No, I don't miss the Rinna that she's tried to correct.

Of course I don't.

But I miss... I think she was much more reserved.

- She was removed a bit. - Yeah, she was holding back.

She wasn't there. - See, I don't agree.

I don't think I was removed.

I think I chose to react differently,

and I think, you know, they just weren't used to it, so...

- Jeremy from Queens said, "I've always loved

"that you will say anything,

"but this year, you've been so lame.

"You don't even hang out with the group that much.

What gives?" - I've been lame?

- That's what Jeremy from Queen said.

- Jeremy. (BLEEP) you, Jeremy.

[laughter] - There she is.

- Jeremy.

(BLEEP) you, Jeremy! No.

- Jeremy. - You know, that's your opinion.

I've had a really great time.

[laughter] - Jeremy.

- Justine from Merrick, New York, said,

"You've said you wanted to be a good role model

"for your daughters.

"What suddenly happened at the ages of 19 and 16

"to make you realize that?

"Shouldn't you have thought about that

when they were a little younger?"

- [laughs] Well, yeah.

You know, I mean, I think we do our very best.

When your children are my children's age

and they're doing... They're modeling

and they're in this business,

they're doing what we do, basically.

And I need to show them a strong woman.

- Terri from Daytona Beach said,

"Lisa Rinna, you and Delilah

"post so many provocative pictures on Instagram.

"I'm not a prude, but a lot of people in this country are.

Have you had any blowback from that?"

- Of course.

But, you know, it's my Instagram.

It's my opinion.

It's like, you know, if you don't want to follow me,

don't follow me.

- Has anything that you've done

blown back on Delilah at all?

- You know, I think it's really interesting.

And I don't really want to get into it,

but I'll just say yeah.

- [sighs]

- Blown back on her in terms of work?

- Yeah. - Really?

- Yeah.

- Lorenzo from Memphis said,

"I didn't know it was possible to shock Erika,

"but she looked mortified when Rinna's daughters said

they learned blowjob techniques from their mom."

- I'm not gonna lie, but, like,

your sex book, like, taught me...

- Oh, my God.

- And I was, like, 12 when I saw this.

It literally teaches you how to give head.

- Oh! - Very precisely.

- Erika, did that shock you?

- No, I was more worried about

what the hell you would catch for that.

- It was shocking. I mean, I had no idea, but...

- Those girls love to blow you up, Rinna.

- They do. - They loved it.

- They loved it, and... - No pun intended.

[laughter] - Yeah, right.

Sorry, I didn't even catch that.

- I sold a lot of books, so thank you, Delilah Belle.

- Did the book go back...

- Yes, it's back in print. - No. Really?

- Yeah. - It must have.

- Ten years old, that book. - Wow.

I'm sure you have new techniques?

[laughter]

- Well, Andy, I probably should write another one, yes.

- Rinna, I asked you on "Watch What Happens Live"

what you thought of Teddi,

and you threw a little shade her way.

Paul G wants to know thoughts about the new Housewife, Teddi.

- I saw Teddi on "Watch What Happens Live,"

and you asked her some questions about me,

and the group and she just didn't give anything,

so I literally, in that moment, went,

"Ah, well, I'm not gonna give much."

- But you didn't take into consideration

it was my first time doing "Watch What Happens Live."

They said, "Who do you talk to?"

And you were one of the names mentioned.

- I don't know. I was being bratty.

We don't have an issue.

- [laughs]

- Is that the same one

where Meghan McCain said...

- Yes. - I got the business that day.

- She's so boring, and please stop hiring people

because they have famous last names.

- "Page Six" picked it up, and then I guess

she talked about it again on a podcast.

- Hurtful, just hurtful.

- Did you ever think you'd be in a public fight

with Meghan McCain?

- No, because I'm not having a fight.

I'm simply saying, like, "Okay."

- Everybody has their opinions in life.

You got to just go with it.

- Over the holidays,

you watched the first couple seasons

of the Beverly Hills Housewives,

and you were posting your reactions...

- I was. - On your Instagram Stories.

Sheila from Des Moines said, "I love that Rinna likes Cedric

"and wants him to come for a visit.

"Vanderpump, when is the last time

you heard from Cedric?"

- That's really nasty of her to say that,

because he caused our family a lot of grief.

What are you doing here?

- Hey. Hi.

- What do you want from me, Cedric?

What do you want from me that you haven't had already?

No, it's not the right time,

because this is my party, and you're not invited.

I want you to leave.

- Well, I don't know what he caused your family.

I don't know. - Well, it was on the show.

- I didn't watch the whole thing.

- Oh.

- You really had a go at Lisa Vanderpump, though,

on your Instagram Stories.

- I actually didn't see it, but I heard...

Kyle told me. - Well, it was all over.

- Lisa, it was jibs and jabs.

You know, we had just come out on the show,

and you had jabbed me so hard.

- Well, I heard it was really nasty.

- I don't know if it was nasty.

- Well, I mean, aggressive.

Not nasty, aggressive.

- You have to have a sense of humor about this stuff.

- I didn't see it, sweetie.

- Well, then know cares?

What are we talking about?

- I've got a great sense of humor, so...

- I think you would laugh at it, because...

- Okay, well, why don't you try me?

- I don't think so.

- If it hurts you, then it's mean-spirited.

- You don't know, 'cause you didn't see it,

so unless you saw it, you should just shut up.

- Oh, okay. - Are you kidding me?

My Instagram Stories that go away in 24 hours?

Who gives a... ing sh...?

- Coming up...

- Being in the middle about who said

the worst things about me,

that was not a great place to be, Erika.

- Okay.

- Welcome back

to the "Real Housewives

to the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion.

Vanderpump, you told "The New York Times"

that there's a possibility of Vanderpump as governor...

- Oh, please. - Governess...

- They said, "Will you run"... - Of California.

- Oh, my God, if you think reality TV sucks,

try going into politics.

- Yeah, unless...

- Who would your running mate be,

Kyle or Dorit?

- Oh, God. [laughter]

- Dorit would fit with this administration perfectly,

because no one knows what the (BLEEP) is going on.

I love you, but, like, seriously.

- I'm going to answer that, my running mate.

- She's be great.

You know, she would just confuse everyone.

- Because I look at... - You know what I mean.

- Excuse me. I look at both of them as my equals, you see.

So they wouldn't be... - Yes.

- Right? Got it? Okay, there you go.

- Yeah.

Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump

have been friends for over a decade,

but even good friendships are tested at times.

One such test came this year

as Dorit grew closer to both women,

changing Lisa and Kyle's dynamic

in ways they hadn't experienced in years.

Watch.

- Lisa, you bitch. That's my bag!

Are you kidding me? - Oh! What are you doing?

Lisa, Kyle, and I have such a laugh together.

When we get together, it's guaranteed

we're gonna have such a great time.

- [shrieks]

- My best friend, Kyle Richards.

- Excuse me? [laughter]

- Oh, she forgot you were here. Sorry.

I love Lisa, but I do think she's jealous

that Dorit and I have a connection.

She's pink with envy.

I just feel like you guys have, like decided

to, like, do this to me or something.

- What? - Okay, I'm going.

- Why? - She's mad

'cause you're talking to me and not her.

- I'm going home to my husband,

who would rather spend time with me tonight than you would.

- I know you guys are like, "Oh, we're best friends."

I've been friends with her a lot longer, okay?

- I know. - A lot.

- I would never want to be in the middle

of their friendship.

- Guess what, Kyle; you would throw yourself

in a front of a... ing bus for her.

- I've been thrown under the bus around here.

- Kyle and Lisa have a weird ...ing relationship, right?

Dorit comes in the picture.

Vanderpump leaves Kyle, goes over to Dorit.

Lovey, lovey, lovey, lovey, lovey.

All of a sudden, Kyle's like, "Uh-oh.

Wait a second. There's a third person."

- Go ahead. Go ahead, bitch.

- Threesomes don't work ever.

- There was things said about me and Lisa Vanderpump

that should not have ...ing been said.

- Kyle...

- I would never, ever (BLEEP) you over,

and I feel... ed over.

- Stop it right now.

- What are you talking about?

- Lisa completely holds me

to a different standard.

- I'll go home with you.

Kyle, I'm going home.

- Lisa will come home with me.

- Leave me the (BLEEP) alone.

You want to see how loyal?

You're about to see it ...ing now.

- Kyle, why are you trying to divide Lisa and I?

- Sit down in your... ing seat, and leave me alone.

- I'm telling you this whole thing boils down

to three bitches that are competitive

over friendship.

What can I say?

We're petty.

- You telling me that one of my best friends

is talking sh... about me...

- That's one of your best friends?

Then what am I?

What am I?

- You can talk about it for the next two weeks,

me leaving, okay?

- Lisa. Lisa.

- No.

- Go hug your friend. Come on, Lisa.

- Okay, so, LVP, Erika described it

as Kyle and Dorit competing to be your best friend

and you eating it up.

What was your reaction to that?

- Well, I think that's totally wrong,

because my feelings have really been hurt

in this situation.

When I left Palihouse and then I heard afterwards

a lot of the negative sh...

And being in the middle about who said

the worst things about me,

that was not a great place to be, Erika.

- Okay.

- You know, when something negative

comes out in the press, you know,

as a friend, I don't bring things up on purpose.

I would talk to Lisa about it in private all the time.

- So she sat down at the table,

and she said, "I want to share some good news."

- And we cheered to it, and we moved on.

- But I brought it up. - Right.

- Because it was a wonderful thing.

- But you never said how upset you were about it.

- So she felt that she celebrated it. She cheered.

- Once you cheer

and it was something you didn't want to talk about anyway,

I thought, "Okay, we acknowledged it."

- But I did want to talk about it.

- She didn't feel like you talked about it enough.

- I understand that now. - Why are you laughing?

- She gave me a funny look, and I smiled.

- I'm smiling. I am.

I think that, you know, you guys have

a decade of history, and...

- Okay, well, let me get on with this, then,

because you're right; we do, so I need to stay on track.

- It's gonna all work out. - Okay.

- That's the whole point.

- I've been kept waiting for half an hour.

Then they start talking about the bloody glass scenario.

- We were there talking about what happened

at PK's party, 'cause it was the night before.

- Kyle, when you said at that dinner

that Lisa stormed off at

that Lisa and Dorit set you up, what did you mean?

- That was really insulting to me.

- What did you mean? - Why would you say that?

- Why don't you have Lisa answer for me?

How did I feel, Lisa?

Let me finish. He asked me.

- No, no, no, but I know how you feel.

- No. - I'm joking.

- What I meant by that

was not that they had planned to gang up on me at all.

That's not what I meant.

I meant... and it came out completely wrong...

Was that they had decided to stick together

in this situation.

- But that means to gang up. - Let me finish.

- We hadn't even discussed it. - Let me finish.

- No.

- Up next...

- It's difficult to recall every single word, Andy.

The mere thought that I would ever do anything to hurt her

pains me.

- But you did.

[dramatic music]

- I meant... and it came out

- I meant... and it came out completely wrong...

Was that they had decided to stick together

in this situation.

- But that means to gang up. - Let me finish.

- We hadn't even discussed it. - Let me finish.

- No. - So I knew in that moment

that Lisa had said, "We'll stick together no matter what."

- That is not true at all.

- So when that happened, I thought,

"Okay, well, you guys have planned

"that you're gonna stick together,

back each other, and support each other."

- Do you guys get together and plan stuff?

- Exactly. That's so weird.

- Do you guys get together and, like, go,

"Ooh, I want to do this"?

- Not that you were ganging up on me,

that you were gonna stick together no matter what.

- Has anyone ever done that to you in your life?

Because it's just a weird thing to...

- Yeah, it wouldn't be the first time.

- Well, let me ask Kyle, does it feel to you

like you're competing with Dorit for Lisa's friendship?

- No, not at all,

but I can see where it would come off like that.

Sometimes when someone newer comes in

and Lisa will kind of... Will latch on,

and then you will want to become friends with them

and then all of a sudden not be appreciative.

And you've called me out

for every little, teeny, weeny thing I've done.

- That is so ridiculous.

- You've never said Dorit's name

until last year, when she showed up at Sur.

I never heard Dorit's name ever once.

It didn't feel authentic and genuine

when you acted like the things she was saying and doing

didn't bother you.

- Obviously, we know now

that Dorit was a little economical with the truth

until later, until I've seen it.

It wasn't exactly as she told me in the park.

- You've told me that when you were young,

when you were a child, you didn't get much attention.

- I got attention.

- I said that you had said to me

that when we were in groups of people,

you'll be trying to talk to me,

and I don't listen to you.

- Is there any other little nuggets

that you want to deliver to me?

Because now's your chance.

- Um...

- So for me then to come after Dorit

after you told me it was so much worse

was going to create a wedge between the two of you.

Do you understand that?

- Yeah, I understand that. - Okay.

- I never wanted to create a problem

between the two of you.

I was confused

you didn't want to call her out

on what I know you normally would do.

You want me to give you a perfect example?

When we left the Palihouse and I said, "Watch.

She's not gonna pick up the phone."

But she did with you, and she was...

She was doing something different, I guess,

'cause the PK... Relationship with PK.

It just didn't ring true and felt...

- Kyle, you're always insinuating...

- You think if you would have called her,

she would not have picked up the phone.

- Well, Lisa, you know, has a history...

If you're mad at her, she won't...

If she's upset at you, she doesn't pick up the phone.

- Sometimes I might take a day or two just to...

- Or a month.

- Dorit, Jewel from Overland Park, Kansas,

said, "You only admitted part of the truth

"to Lisa Vanderpump in New York City.

"What you didn't tell her

"is that you also think she's insecure

"and gets jealous of your other friendships.

Why sugarcoat it when you were supposed to be coming clean?"

- You know, it's difficult to recall

every single word, Andy, but I will say this.

I cherish my relationship with Lisa.

The mere thought that I would ever do anything to hurt her

pains me.

- But you did. But you did.

- And am I eternally sorry,

and I have told you that a million times.

We've talked about it a lot. - Yeah.

- You brought it up again after it was...

- Because I felt it was really disloyal,

and of course, you know, when Kyle had said

it was worse than you'd portrayed to me

and I wasn't that upset,

and then when I saw it, I was like,

"Hey, Dorit, what the hell?"

But then since then, we've had tears.

She's, like, really been remorseful.

- Very. - So at some point,

you got to move on, right?

Otherwise, you're accused of holding a grudge.

- Maybe that's a character flaw in me,

but however you also hold a grudge.

I don't.

- But who against?

- Well, with you and me.

- Oh! - Teddi from...

- I'm still being punished for that.

- Wow. - For years.

- You know I'm a very good friend to you.

I am there for you.

I talk to you ad infinitum

about your, you know, your...

"Ad infinitum"? What the (BLEEP) is that?

- Can I say something? Andy, Andy.

- Is that a word? - She's getting upset...

This is a perfect example, actually,

but you said in your interview,

"Oh, I'm never gonna get an apology."

That wasn't nice. There's a perfect example.

- I think Kyle is a bit competitive with Lisa.

Well, I mean, at the beginning of the season,

you told me Lisa Vanderpump believes she controls you.

- Ugh. - And I dismissed it.

- When did I say that?

- The very beginning of the season.

- Even your husband can't control you.

- When did I say that?

- At the very beginning of the season.

- Did you say that? - And you said...

- I have zero recollection

of ever saying anything like that.

- She thinks that she can control you.

- I don't remember ever saying something like that.

- You don't remember saying it?

- No, I do not remember saying something like that.

- Well, I think that you have a tendency

to wind things up.

That's what I've noticed.

- Well, given that you've thought

that she... that she tries to control the new person...

- If you had told me, maybe we've had a conversation,

but I don't remember saying something like that.

- In Berlin, Dorit once again brought up

you ruining her "Bella" magazine party.

- So you basically chose New York to tell her.

- I didn't choose New York, Dorit.

- The night of my "Bella" party, Kyle.

- I didn't say anything

at the... ing "Bella" party, okay?

It was after, after, okay?

Quit trying to say that.

- Why did that accusation set you off so quickly?

- It wasn't at the "Bella" magazine party...

- I mean, with all due... - It was right after.

- That's the same night. - No, but it's the same thing.

- It's an important night, Kyle.

- With all due to "Bella," it's not "Vogue."

I mean... - That's true.

But I don't think I'll ever be on the cover of "Vogue."

It's still a cover. [laughs]

- Never say never. - I know; that was nasty.

- Never say never.

- You know, I need to set the record straight,

because at the beach house, Kyle,

I was sitting with Erika alone,

and I was uncomfortable, because

there was conversations that ensued the night before.

- You guys, honestly, that was a weird situation.

Let's be honest. And yeah, it is what it is.

- I didn't come to her and say, "Kyle had this reaction."

So on and so forth. I didn't.

After you left, a couple of the girls

were, like, very mad about it.

- That I left? - Yes.

- Oh, okay.

Well, just tell me who it is.

- It was Kyle. - Hey, Kyle, come here.

Were you mad that I didn't spend the night here last night?

- I don't care where you sleep.

I wish you would have stayed and had fun with us.

- You made a mountain out of a molehill.

- How did I make a mountain? Kyle.

- Even if you see the footage,

they would use their most dramatic they had,

and that's what they had.

- So you want me to remember what's actually on camera...

- Yeah, if you're gonna bring it up,

you better remember correctly.

- But that is what happened, Kyle.

- Got to have receipts, right, Andy?

- You did have a very strong reaction.

I didn't make that up, Kyle.

- My reaction was shown on camera.

- No. - And it wasn't huge.

- No, no, you had a very strong reaction

when the cameras went down.

- You're trying to make her think

that I'm saying something bad about her.

- We all talked about it.

- I'm sorry, but that is the truth.

- You're exaggerating, Dorit.

You remember things in a different way

than anyone else remembers it.

- Nice try, Kyle. Nice try.

- Well, no one here remembers it like that, okay?

- Really? - It's on camera!

- No, that part is not on camera, Kyle.

- All right...

- It wasn't anything other than that.

- Because for us, it felt like

the second that it didn't happen on camera...

- And she said she was staying, and she didn't.

- Okay, let me get in here. Let me get in here.

Xavier from Sacramento said...

- We could have... - Okay, all right.

We get it. - That's what I'm trying to say.

- We get it. - My migraine is worse.

- Coming up...

- I've never had a problem with this woman.

If you're saying there's something else,

you need to come clean with that.

- Dorit, in Berlin,

you also brought up Pantygate,

saying that Kyle helped spearhead it.

Why did you feel the need to relitigate that?

- You know, Andy, sometimes things come out,

particularly if you're one of those

that doesn't think before they speak.

And it's not a very good analogy.

- That would be you. - Exactly.

I am talking about myself.

And I tried with Kyle to say,

"Kyle, I didn't mean it that way."

I'm not trying to insinuate

you had anything to do with Pantygate.

- If you'd said that, it would have been over.

- I did say that.

Women: No. No.

- When I gave Erika the panties last year,

she slapped me a high five,

and everything was a joke, and she got it.

And then I went to the bathroom,

and then I approached, and Erika was

suddenly very mad at me.

- Besides what I saw on camera,

was there something else that I missed?

- No.

- See, and that's what you're insinuat...

- When I... - Let me... no, no.

Hold on.

That's what you're insinuating when you say that,

because I've never had a problem with this woman.

If you're saying there's something else,

you need to come clean with that.

That is what would lead up to the...

Do you see... You see what I'm saying?

- I was drawing a comparison to being out of the room.

That's it. It's no deeper than that, guys.

- No, but it came across...

- But it was lead to be that way, Dorit.

- Then it came out wrong, and I apologize for that.

- Because she was...

- But I'm trying to make it right

and tell you that's not what I intended.

- Why didn't you speak up at the time?

- 'Cause I was so... ing confused,

and I had so put it behind me.

And you see me go, "I am so confused."

- Kyle, you left the fashion show

extremely frustrated.

You accused Rinna of being up Erika's ass,

Erika of being up Dorit's ass,

and Dorit of being up Lisa Vanderpump's ass.

- You were saying things that didn't make sense to me.

- Like... - Oh, about the underwear?

- Yes.

- The underwear thing is just ridiculous,

'cause I think it's...

- And do you think I had a part of that?

- I didn't say in that moment,

"Kyle was the one who started Pantygate."

- I had nothing to do with it.

- Kyle, I don't believe you had anything to do with it.

- Nobody said that. - Nobody believes you had...

- What happened, love?

- Rinna's up Erika's ass.

Erika's up Dorit's ass.

Dorit's up Lisa Vanderpump's ass.

Everybody's so busy kissing ass and bullsh... ing,

no one's being honest.

Erika and I have never had an issue.

- Kyle, if I thought you had something to do with it,

I'd have brought it up to you face-to-face

right then and there, like I did at the beach house.

I'm not one to let sh... go. I'll get after you.

That has never happened.

- I was just wanting that to happen in the moment...

- And that's why I don't understand

why would let yourself run off with something like that.

You know that we don't have a problem.

- Because it was after Berlin.

- But we don't have a problem.

We never have, baby. We never have.

- I mean, I have to say

I think that was hurtful, what Kyle said about us,

because I don't think we had anything to do with it,

and then we got brought into it.

Erika and I get brought into it.

I'm like, "What the (BLEEP)'s going on?"

- And then we were trying to call you,

trying to call you,

trying to understand what was going on.

I hate to see you upset like that, okay?

So just call me if you get a chance. Bye.

I truly was confused as to why I was calling you.

- Because it was the second time.

It was in Berlin. Nobody spoke up.

And then at the fashion show... - 'Cause we were confused.

- I was like, "Ugh, whatever." - The interesting thing is...

- I felt like we weren't having an authentic conversation.

- It's about Dorit. It's not...

- Because nobody knew what the (BLEEP) was going on.

- It's about Dorit! - But there's a pattern here.

- But anyway, I felt bad about that,

which is why I later apologized to you at my house...

- Yeah. - For saying that.

Because you and I have never had an issue.

- You also apologized at your house to Dorit...

- Yeah.

- For exiting the fashion show that way.

- I feel bad how we all ended the other night.

That was a really important night to you.

You know, I do feel bad the way it ended.

Um, I was a little frustrated.

I'm sorry that it ended like that, and...

- Cool.

- It didn't really look like

you accepted the apology completely.

- No, because I feel really hurt.

I feel like our friendship is fractured.

I thought we had such a bigger, better friendship.

- Do you not see any of the reasons

why I was upset?

- What things are you talking about?

- You don't know?

- The thing about bringing up

that Kyle wound Erika up about Pantygate

and the beach house.

- Do you not get why I would be upset?

- Kyle, I've already... I've said numerous times now

that's not what I intended; I'm sorry.

- No, no, darling, you're not listening.

- No, no, she's saying, do you understand

why Kyle is upset, sweetie?

Do you understand why she's upset?

- Of course. I understand that, Kyle.

- Okay, so then we're on the same page.

- You guys need to let things go.

You need to move on. - Yeah, you need to move on.

- You need to let things go and move on.

- I agree. - It's so freeing.

- It's so freeing. - Whoo!

- Let it go, honey. Let it go.

- Next week, the reunion continues.

- Why are you giving me attitude about that?

- You know what? (BLEEP) you.

- [gasps]

- Lisa, I'm supposed to be featured in a magazine.

- Why I want you for my magazine

and my jewelry collection?

- Well, and here I am trying to voice my opinion...

- Well, Teddi, raise up or get the (BLEEP) out.

Come on, girl.

- What boobs did you get? - [laughs]

- I just got 210cc boobs.

- I know so much about boobs. - I don't think so.

- I feel it's unfair to talk about them, honestly.

- I do treat you the same. I'm rude to everybody.

There you go. Join the... ing club.

[laughter] That's it. There you go.

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