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- Previously this season on

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- I woke up this morning, and I thought,

"You know, I'm gonna shoot the cover of my book."

You're given an opportunity once in your lifetime,

so I'm gonna maximize my mother... ing time.

- Who's the most professional one?

- Teddi. - Teddi.

- Look at you, sexy mama.

- Did I tell you I bought the house?

Everything is a blur. "We found a house. We're moving.

They closed the escrow. It's time to go."

This has been the hardest one to leave.

It's that lucky house.

- You're going to New York for Fashion Week,

and you're moving there.

Delilah will always have anxiety.

She called me yesterday really, really homesick.

- Everything that we'll be doing is gonna be extra small,

'cause it needs to be ready for the fashion show.

- Right.

Here I am about to launch my first collection in five years.

Lisa's a bit like she needs a lot of attention.

- Well, have you told me everything?

- Um...

- That is so pretty.

- There's the eclipse in it.

- Are you talking about the eclipse in our relationship?

- Hey, Kyle, come here. Were you mad

that I didn't spend the night here last night?

- I don't care where you sleep,

but I wish you would've stayed and had fun with us.

- There were things said about me and Lisa Vanderpump

that should not... ing have been said.

I feel... ed over.

- I can't understand this rage for the life of me.

Maybe she's had too much tequila.

When I gave Erika the panties last year,

and then I went to the bathroom,

and Erika was suddenly very mad at me.

- I had nothing to do with Erika's reaction

to Dorit giving her the underwear.

- Are going to Dorit's fashion show?

- Uh, I'm going to Dorit's fashion show.

We're fine.

- It doesn't seem like it.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- You ready?

- I don't know. I think so.

I'm, uh, excited.

- I'm excited. Yeah.

- Fabulous.

- Oh, my God! - The trees, stop.

- He found a way to get my palm trees in.

Amazing.

I'm a perfectionist. Palm trees are...

- Well, there's logistics because we have a small door,

and we can't bring in a forklift.

- We're in Beverly Hills! - I know. I know. I know.

- Hi! - Hi.

- Hi. - I can't believe you managed

to get the palm trees.

- Yeah. - Oh, my God.

- What do you think? - Love it.

I love the flowers.

- Good. - Absolutely killed it.

They got my palm trees.

This is exactly what I envisioned.

- After you. [both gasp]

- Oh, my God! Oh!

- I love the glow on the "Beverly Beach."

- Cory, you just know how to interpret exactly what I want.

Amongst fashion industry execs, family, and friends,

I have invited press.

- Baby, I'm gonna go and do this seating plan?

- I think the press are on

the rise next to the stage,

so you don't need to worry about that.

I think that... - Influencers.

- Whatever influencers... Yeah,

you got to speak to Don about all of those things, honey.

- Okay. All right.

- It's their first look at this collection,

and they're the ones that are gonna put the word out.

If they don't like it and they don't think it's good,

I'm gonna get a bad review.

- This is beautiful. - I've got 16-foot palm trees.

- Actually they are 19 feet.

- So those aren't coming home with me.

- If you can fit them in your car, they will.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Stop yawning. You're supposed to be excited.

It's a fashion show.

- Sorry. I'm... - Don't fall asleep.

- I'm really intrigued to see what it's like.

- You mean you're intrigued to see the young models

cavorting around the catwalk?

That will probably actually keep you awake.

It's probably the only show that you'll actually

stay awake through.

- [yawns]

- I'm excited to see the swimwear line.

- Ow. All right, this is not a good sign.

I'm already falling.

- Should we open up another button?

- No. - No?

- Only one of us can show cleavage tonight.

♪ ♪

- Ladies and gentlemen, here is Beverly Beach.

When PK had asked me to give up my company

to start a family, it was very difficult.

I was synonymous with being a businesswoman and a designer.

- I just got a bit tearful when I walked in there.

Pretty special. - I know.

PK, I felt the same thing.

- Yeah, it kind of came... Yeah. - Right?

- Yeah. You're not gonna be bad tonight.

- I told PK I was gonna go on hiatus.

That was the only way I could reconcile it in my head...

- Well, I'm very proud of you, honey.

I'm very excited for you.

- And now we have two beautiful little munchkins

to show for it.

Let me just focus 'cause I've got very short time.

- No, you focus. - I'm so nervous, PK.

- Don't be.

♪ ♪

- I forgot to ask you how New York was.

- New York was great. I'm just sick now.

I'm sweating it out. It's getting better.

- I know. It's good. You'll be fine.

- I'm excited for tonight.

- Me too. - She texted me last night.

- What'd she say? - "I'm a little nervous."

- Of course! That's good though.

The whole fashion game I can totally relate to.

It's a big deal to launch a swimwear line.

To have a fashion show, you're one collection away

from being a huge success or a complete failure.

- And then to be just, like, with us in Berlin last week...

- I know. And then...

- And then come home and pull off the show.

♪ ♪

- Oh, cool. Look.

"Beverly Beach by Dorit."

♪ ♪

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hey. I mean, I'm great. How are you?

- Good. How are you? - Amazing.

- Let's check all the girls, yeah?

Let me just fix your... The top, honey.

- I'm Ryan. - Hi, nice to meet you.

- Ryan is our partner. - I'm Kenny.

- Ryan. Pleasure. - How do you feel?

- I feel good. - Great.

- It's definitely gonna eat... My boob's

gonna eat it, but it feels good.

- You know what? It's like... You know what it is?

It's a swimwear fashion show. It's acceptable here.

- Hi!

Hey, Teddi, you look cute. - Thanks.

So do you. I love this.

- How are you? - I'm good.

- Hello, darling. - Hello, hello, everyone.

- Don't even.

- What do you think?

- Oh! - [inaudible]

- Congratulations. When did that happen?

- Last night.

- I'm so happy for you. - Yay.

- Thank you. David is a good guy,

and he makes me laugh.

I am looking forward to spending the rest of my life

with somebody, so life is pretty darn good.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Look at the hair.

It's all perfect. - Hi.

- Hello. - You're engaged?

Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry. Oh, my God.

- I know. - It's [inaudible].

- Thank you. - Whoo-hoo,

Camille finally took my advice, and she kind of went for it.

- I feel so choked up. Like... - I know.

- Congratulations. You deserve it.

- Thank you.

- She's had a horrible tumultuous ride

dealing with divorce.

- I hope you win. - I've won already.

It's just the night and everything that's...

- Hey, okay. I can see...

- I thought he was gonna say, "Me won already,"

'cause he has me in his life, but it's...

- Ah, yes. - Thank you.

- These are all true things as well. I'm just tired.

- And now here she is.

She's really in a great place,

and I couldn't be happier for her.

- Yeah, and I want a...

- Just come to wish you good luck.

- Thank you, my love. I love you.

- I love you. I'll see you. - Hello!

- Hey. - Hello.

- I'm excited for you to do all my security at the new house.

- Yeah.

- We got a new... ing kick-ass system.

I don't want to (BLEEP) around at all.

- Yeah, definitely. - So is this,

like, gonna be your dream house

where you don't move out again, or...

- There's no such thing as a dream house in life.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- I mean, you just... It's my next house.

- I mean, you see them all, right?

- It's my next house.

- When did you get sick, just the night after?

- I started to get sick when we were horseback riding.

- Can I ask you a question?

In your room when we had dinner,...

- Yes? - And Dorit said,

"I found it very suspicious

when I give Erika the panties at the..."

- Oh, yeah. - Or underwear.

- I couldn't quite und... - And I came back,

and you were upset.

I was like, "How did... What?"

- Okay, so I couldn't

understand where that came from.

- Me either.

- I don't want to fight with Dorit,

but I am still upset with her.

This is the second time where I feel

that she's trying to create a problem

between Erika and me, and I don't appreciate it.

- It's all water under the bridge.

- Bye-bye.

- Hey, how you doing? Big night tonight.

- I'm good. How are you?

- I'm good, thank you. - Big night.

- Yeah, congratulations. - I'm excited.

Thanks for coming. - Of course.

- Nice and tight in there?

They're holding up?

- Ladies and gentlemen, can I get everybody's

attention please?

My name's PK. This is my wife's event, Dorit,

and I'm beyond proud of her tonight.

Can I ask you to look towards the curtain?

- PK and Dorit love a curtain.

- I know I told everyone earlier

that I've had some water damage, and...

- Ah! - Whoo!

- I mean, what on earth could be behind this curtain,

an actual beach?

- Here we go. - Okay.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Everyone's so busy kissing ass

that they don't want to tell the truth,

and I'm not in to ass-kissing

and not being honest, so I'm done.

- What's going on? - Kyle. Kyle?

- Can I ask you to look

- Can I ask you to look towards the curtain?

- Here we go. - Yay.

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

Let's go. Front row, girls.

- I'm excited. I'm nervous.

I feel like I can't really catch my breath.

This, you know, can't be turned.

This is it. There's no going back now.

This is what I've worked so hard for.

Get you lined up.

- Oh, it's gonna start. I feel it.

- Okay.

- Ladies and gentlemen,

here is Beverly Beach.

[cheers and applause] - Yay.

- Whoo!

♪ ♪

- All right!

- Whoo! - Gorgeous.

- Yeah. Uh-huh.

My God, she's so skinny.

- Look at her, how gorgeous that body is.

- Right? - Ah!

- Whoo! - Pull your boobs in, yeah?

- Yeah. - That's very chic.

I love that design of that top.

- This is backwards.

- Very "Sports Illustrated."

- Oh, my God, so cute.

♪ ♪

- Cute.

Listen, Dorit, I need, like,

five of these suits immediately.

Come over with your tape measure

'cause I need custom fitting.

- Oh, I love that.

- That's amazing right there.

- I feel, like, really proud of Dorit.

Like, she nailed it!

- She did a phenomenal job.

- Oh, I miss having an ass like that.

- Lisa would look good in that. - I like that.

I'm loving this. I would totally buy one

of Dorit's bathing suits, but you know,

I always like something for free,

so hopefully she'll just give me some.

- I need that cover-up immediately.

- That's exactly what I thought.

- Whoo! - Yeah, she owned it!

- Whoo-hoo! [cheers and applause]

- I really feel very proud of myself.

Well done. You guys all killed it.

Dorit the designer, she's back.

- Yay! - Whoo!

[cheers and applause]

- Yay, girl!

- Great!

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

- Yay! - Congratulations.

- Yay, girls!

Yay!

Oh, my God. You did great.

My husband!

I was just thinking about my husband.

[crying]

- I'm so proud of you. Well done.

Amazing. - Oh.

I couldn't have got to this place without PK.

I feel so thankful for his support,

and he's empowered me to do what I love to do.

♪ ♪

[inaudible] Hi, Courtney.

- I'm so proud of you. - Oh, thank you.

- Well, congratulations. - Thank you so much.

- What is that? I've got to have one.

- Thank you.

- The reaction was amazing. - So sorry. It was so amazing.

Oh, my God, that was so beautiful.

It was looking fabulous. Can I have everything?

That's the first thing Erika said.

- I am so... ing proud of you tonight.

- We're so happy! - I'm so proud of you.

I think you murdered it.

- Thank you. - Don't you?

- I mean, the detail, the cuts, the fabrics, all of it.

- Really, really flattering.

- If you asked me a year ago if I would be moving on

with Dorit and PK,

I would've said, "Hell would have to freeze over."

- She loves the cranberry by the way.

- I love the cranberry.

We have come 360.

Maybe 180. I don't know. 180, 360,

it's miraculous.

- Congratulations. - Thank you so much.

- Congratulations! - Thank you so much.

- Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you, honey.

- Anyway, good job, darling.

- Thank you, Lis. Oh, my God. - A lot of work.

A lot of anxiety. - So much. So much.

Genuinely, girls, I really, really, really

appreciate you all being here to support me.

- Oh, absolutely. - Really. And when I came out

and I saw you girls there in the front row,

I just felt, like, this... It just means a lot, so...

- Well, cheers to that. All your hard work paying off.

Yes.

- I'm very proud of Dorit. Say what you want about her,

but she always has good intention.

Yeah, she talks too much, but she's a great girl,

and she's very, very supportive of her friends.

- Lisa, you could have Camille model

for your "Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine."

- I'm gonna do the wedding.

- Okay, so when does

the "Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine"

issue come out with you guys?

- Well...

♪ ♪

Well, we're kind of not

doing the photo shoot that you weren't happy with.

- It's terrible.

I don't like any thing about it, but...

- What?

- I'm a bit of a perfectionist.

- That's gonna be the, like, front page.

- Mark just said, "You know what?

I don't want any negativity around it."

- But I think... I never even had the conversation with Mark.

- He was upset that you thought something negative about it.

- It's a bit sh... y that Lisa took me out of the magazine,

didn't even tell me.

I don't even know if she would've told me

if Kyle hadn't brought it up.

- Mark felt what would you felt?

- If she's not 100% happy with the whole situation,

he didn't want any negativity.

♪ ♪

We're using the shoot,

but we're just not using the pictures.

- Was Dorit not happy with the photos,

or was Lisa not happy with Dorit?

That's a good question.

Did you tell her about that

and ask her about it, or you just did it?

- Well, it was only decided yesterday.

- Oh. - Yeah.

- It's your jewelry.

It's our magazine, and we made her look stunning,

and then she decides that it's just not good enough?

I... I don't want that energy in the magazine.

We're dropping it. We have a stunning model.

We have an amazing shoot today.

- And then you have options. - Okay.

- And now we have options. - Are we gonna see you

at all or your hands, or what are we gonna see?

- You know what? Just the jewelry.

- But will we know it's Dorit?

- Probably not.

It's actually not a big deal. We'll still use the pictures.

We've just chopped her head off.

That's what we do in England when you misbehave,

is "off with your head."

- So why did you not ever ask me

to be in "Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine"?

I mean, I'm just wondering.

♪ ♪

- Wow, Kyle.

- I want you on the cover.

- I don't even need a glam squad.

- Is that a little bit of shade you're throwing my way?

Kyle, the way I feel about you,

and what I think about our friendship,

means a lot to me...

- I totally agree. - So if you have

unresolved feelings

or you have anything to say to me or we have to

clear things up, then let's clear it up.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- In your attempt to get closer to Erika,

you want to throw me under the bus for no

...ing reason again.

- Kyle, if you have

- Kyle, if you have unresolved feelings

or you have anything to say to me

or we have to clear things up, then let's clear it up,

because you keep telling me we're great.

- Dorit, you can't expect there not to be

any repercussion from the dinner

in Erika's hotel room.

You were saying things that didn't make sense to me.

- What doesn't make sense? - Oh, about the underwear?

- Yes. It surprised me because I had nothing to do with that,

and that wasn't fair, and it felt like...

- Well, it sounds like...

- In your attempt to get closer to Erika,

you wanted to throw me under the bus

for no... ing reason again.

♪ ♪

I had nothing to with Erika's reaction

to you giving her the underwear.

Dorit, you may believe your own delusions, but I don't.

Take responsibility for your own actions.

- But maybe you shouldn't tell me that

everything's fine, we're great,

you love me, everything is good, if it's not.

You know, I care about you.

I love you. We have so much fun together.

At this point, it is what it is, you know?

We'll move forward.

I wanted to get past it, and I do care about you,

so I said, "So we're good? It's fine?"

But obviously I still have bad feelings about it. I am sorry.

- I was drawing a comparison. I am not insinuating, not now.

- It's actually not a direct comparison.

- It does sound like a comparison, Dorit.

- It's a weird comparison.

- Find a comparison that makes sense.

That makes no sense.

And by the way, that coming on the heels of you saying,

"Kyle said it first. We were annoyed you left."

Like, you can't do that.

Like, you can't do that to friends.

You can't do that.

- I didn't say you were a part of it.

- Yes, you did.

Did she not say I was a part of it?

- It insinuated.

- You insinuated I was a part of it.

That's the problem.

And until you can admit you did that, we can't be okay.

- I had zero to do with all this current bullsh...,

but somehow or another I'm being drawn in to it

for something that I put to bed a year ago.

- The underwear thing is just ridiculous.

- And what's ridiculous about it, Lisa?

- What? - What's ridiculous about it?

- Well, I think going back to the underwear thing

is ridiculous, because I think it's...

- And do you think I had a part of that?

- I didn't say in that moment,

"Kyle was the one who started Pantygate."

- Can you... can you help me give me some clarity?

- What do you need me to say?

- Apparently you've got a little bit of guilt there,

because I don't know why you keep being

so sensitive about it.

♪ ♪

- All it would take would be for Erika to speak up and say,

"You know what? Wait a minute.

"Kyle had nothing to do with my reaction.

"You hurt my feelings. You embarrassed me.

Kyle had nothing to do with that."

Is that so hard to say?

Why can't Erika speak up and squash this?

Everybody knows I had nothing to do with it.

- Oh, my God, Kyle, I don't believe that.

- Kyle, I don't believe you had anything to do with it.

- Nobody said that!

- Nobody believed you had anything to do with it.

- Kyle is so worked up

that she's not hearing me.

I never thought she was involved in Pantygate

then or now.

I have defended her, and we're good.

- Congratulations. You did a great job.

- Kyle, you can't leave like that,

and you don't kiss someone like it's nothing.

- No, no. So I'm done.

- That's a little bit too Beverly Hills for my liking.

- Please move past...

- Everyone's so busy kissing ass

that they don't want to tell the truth,

and I'm not in to ass-kissing and not being honest,

so I'm done.

- Hey, what's going on? - Kyle? Kyle?

- I think that it goes deeper with Kyle

because throughout her life,

she'll have her family, then she won't have her family,

so it's not consistent,

and so I think with her friends,

she likes that consistency, and if it's not consistent,

then it triggers her stuff with her family.

- Kyle and I are... We don't have issues.

I don't... Kyle and I, I don't...

- Exactly. - Stress.

- Stress [inaudible]. - You're fine. You're fine.

- What's wrong? - Let me... I just want

to speak with Kyle.

- And by the way, it's so stupid, this whole thing.

Whatever. - Who's not being honest?

- Everybody. - Who? Me?

- Whatever.

- I don't understand why she's saying everybody's kissing ass.

What does she mean by that?

- No idea. I swear to you guys...

- My issue with the underwear with you is with you.

It was between us. - Let's go, honey.

- All right. - Are we leaving? Bye.

- Apparently. Bye. - Bye, Mo.

- What happened, love? - Rinna is up Erika's ass.

Erika's up Dorit's ass.

Dorit's up Lisa Vanderpump's ass.

Everybody's so busy kissing ass and bullsh... ing,

no one's being honest.

And you know what? It's at my expense.

I'm not gonna... ing do it anymore.

- Did she leave? Is she here? - She's gone.

- She left? - She left?

- Gone. - Yeah, Kyle just left.

- All right, let's get out of here.

- I'm feeling like everybody's full of sh...,

and I don't feel like sitting here at a party being fake

with a bunch of bullsh... ers.

- The only thing that bothers me is that Kyle,

who I love very much, and you know,

has left feeling frustrated and...

- And hurt.

- But I don't know... I don't know that that was 100%

because of Dorit.

I think in that moment, she wanted you to say,

"I didn't get upset because of you, Kyle,

what you said to me."

- Oh, I've said that to her a million times.

- Right, but that's exactly

what was just going on right there.

- I've said that to her a million times,

and she knows that.

She knows me, and she knows that I would never...

I would've voiced that a year ago if that...

Over a year ago. That's not true.

- Erika's silence is just as infuriating as when she

was yelling at me at Church Key.

You pretending

that it's full amnesia right now is confusing to me.

- No, it's because you don't ever say I'm pretending

'cause I'm not pretending. I'm telling you the truth.

I don't remember saying that.

Don't ever say that to me again.

- Okay. - Don't (BLEEP)

with me like that. You don't want that.

- There's no difference. Just come on, be a good friend.

Say your thoughts.

- You had a great show. - Thank you, Erika. Thank you.

- Good to see you. - Thank you.

- It was a brilliant show.

- Thank you. - Bye.

Hey, Erika, wait! - I was gonna call Kyle.

- You know, unfortunately the spirit

of the evening gets ruined

because of the end of the evening.

Are you... ing kidding me?

It's just one night, for crying out loud.

I wouldn't do that to somebody on a night

that's very important to them. I just wouldn't.

- You said 18 minutes. - No.

- No, no, no. I said you sent me a text after six minutes...

- She left after... - And I called you after 18.

I don't have it in me.

Once again, Kyle has managed to ruin

a very special night for me.

First in New York, now at my fashion show?

That's not cool. Good friends don't do that, Lisa.

- Oh, look, that's Erika calling now.

- Sweetheart, it's Erika,

and I hate to see you leave like this.

Do me a favor. Call me when you get a chance please.

I really want to know why you, um...

I hate to see you upset like that, okay,

so just call me if you get a chance.

Thanks. Bye.

- Why didn't anyone have the balls?

Just be honest and say, "You know what?

That's actually not okay. That's not true."

You know what? (BLEEP) you and your kissing ass, Erika.

- Coming up...

- I decided to move on.

- Life's too short. - Life's too short.

Exactly.

- Absolutely. - Just call me Yoda.

[electronic music]

- Hey, Harry? - What?

- I'm gonna call Delilah.

Hi!

- Yeah, you got Beauty and the Beast.

♪ ♪

- Are you in your apartment?

- Mm-hmm. I just cleaned it.

- You did? Are we gonna... Can you show us a little bit?

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh. - Oh, cool.

- Nice.

- You want to see my... my sink?

- No. Ah!

Delilah Belle. - You're a "Vogue" girl now,

so your kitchen's got to be clean at all times.

- That's right. - Your bed's got to be made.

Your kitchen's got to be cleaned. No dust on the floor.

- Daddy... - "Vogue" girls

have clean apartments.

Did you know that? They're known for that.

- That's right. - What are you guys up to?

- I'm shooting "Shooter" next week.

- My arm hurts.

- I've got to match scenes scene-for-scene

from six months ago...

- He's getting his hair cut.

- So I got to get my hair cut to match it.

- Jonathan's coming.

I am so blown away at the capabilities of Delilah.

Five, six years ago,

this was a kid that could not leave the house.

- Love you. - Love you. Bye.

- Bye. Love you. - Proud of you.

All right. - She's insane.

- After having such anxiety

and being able to move to New York,

live on her own, work,

I'm so proud of her.

- You're here. Let's do it. - Hi.

- Hi. How are you? - Good.

- You're looking good, man. - I know.

- How are you? - You know, I'm underdressed.

- You are. - I am.

- I didn't know you were ready. I see it.

This just needs a little love right here, a little clean up,

and then just a little kiss right here,

and then a tiny little dusting here, and that's it.

- So we just talked to Delilah in New York.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah. - How's Delilah?

- She's good. - She's great?

- She's awesome.

Hasn't she come a long way?

- Now Amelia just booked huge campaigns.

- Yeah, Amelia just did, or just got,

the Hudson Jeans campaign...

- Unbelievable.

- For a year. - What's going on with you...

- Well, let's see. - And your girlfriends?

- They're pretty interesting because I am not in the midst

of all of the drama with these women

that I have been smack-dab in the middle for three years.

- Yeah. - My own doing.

- Well, why do you suppose that is,

that you're not in the midst of it?

- I know why I'm not,

because I decided to move on.

- Life's too short. - Life's too short.

- Yeah. - Exactly.

- Absolutely. - There's, like, petty bullsh...

Going on that I am not deeply invested in

in a way that I have to fight for myself or anyone else.

These are big girls who can take care of themselves.

- You're, like, the nicest chick I've ever met in my life.

- That's a lot. That's saying a lot.

- Definitely the nicest one I've ever met.

- [laughs]

- And the smartest. - Talented, beautiful,

sweet, wonderful, great mother, great wife.

- This is your fan club here, obviously.

I have to be honest, I am happy that I'm not the center,

that I'm not the one that everyone is talking about,

going after.

- So you're sort of the Yoda of the group now?

- Obi Wan?

- Yeah. Just call me Yoda.

It's kind of miraculous.

- You have, like, an air and light glowing.

- Wow. Love you. Can you just stay here?

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Jumping jacks.

- People still do these?

- Yeah. - They do?

- Uh-huh. - I'm more a hardcore than you.

Get your skinny ass away from me.

- Come on. Come on. Come on!

[laughs]

- I used to work out just to lose weight.

Then it became about health...

- Mental health for me. - And then it became

about mental health.

Okay, good?

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- I will say I'm kind of obsessed

with some of those bathing suits from the fashion show.

- Well, Dorit has...

She has great taste. She really does.

- They're really cute. - I knew it would be great.

- How're you feeling? What's going on?

- I'm feeling, uh... I mean, you know, things are good.

I was a little torqued about the other night.

I mean, I could've handled it better,

but honestly, no one's being honest.

I just snapped, and I left, and I was like, "I can't do this."

- And have you talked to anybody since?

- No.

But I'm gonna... I wanted to invite everybody over to see,

you know, "American Woman."

I'm having you guys to watch the "American Woman."

- Oh, no way. - Yeah.

- We've got a lot of sh... Coming up.

- A lot of stuff coming up.

- Here's the thing. I think sometimes

everybody needs to stop

kissing everybody's ass and be honest.

- And everyone sat there like crickets. I was like...

- At that point... I mean, truthfully, at that point,

and this isn't just because of my past situation with Erika,

she could've said, "Dorit, stop.

"Kyle had... nothing Kyle said

ever got me upset about Pantygate."

- Well, I could've handled it better for sure.

I didn't have to... You know,

I was just like, "Ugh, I'm done with these,

dumb talking in circles."

- Well, I think no matter what, everybody is excited

'cause they want to support you,

so they're gonna put it aside.

Everybody wants to see your show.

- I just have to get past my frustration and clear the air,

because the truth is I love everyone there.

I like everybody. It's stupid, but...

- But I feel like there's a... We're stuck in a situation

where at times it's just exhausting

because nobody's actually getting right to the point,

but you did the other night.

- Well, that's when they were all dancing around the truth.

- The delivery may have been a little...

- Yeah. - But... I mean, just a titch,

but I agree with you on what you were saying.

I 100% understand why Kyle got upset.

I think Kyle and I deal with our frustration pretty similar.

I may have a little cry.

She may have to flee a fashion show,

but it both comes from the same place... frustration.

One last run. We're gonna invite the girls to your house.

We're gonna have fun. We're not gonna argue, not one of us.

- No offense, but I'm running

to the Beverly Hills Hotel Cafe.

I'm running to the Polo Lounge! - [laughs]

I'll win.

- Coming up...

- I can't reach anything. - Oh, this is the best part.

- Every time I want something, I'm like,

"Hold on. Let me get dressed."

- The struggle is real, Kyle.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[barking]

- Get him, Snoops.

- How're they doing?

- He doesn't look that depressed for the moment.

- Where is she? Monroe?

- Over here. - There she is.

Oh, my God. They seem to be getting on well.

- They like roughhousing together.

- That's what young people do. They roughhouse.

This gorgeous dog was an owner surrender,

but she was very, very sad,

so we brought her to our house

to try and cheer her up,

and we really spoiled her,

and we worked on her for a few days,

and then she turned in to this little pleasure chest.

I really want to keep her.

- I think you're right. - But if we keep her,

I don't want to call her "Monroe."

- Oh, right. Yeah, for sure.

- Hey, Monroe, come here.

Hey. They look perfect together.

I said I wouldn't.

They look perfect together.

I'm gonna call her "Binky."

- Really? - I'm gonna call her

"Binky-Boo."

And who could resist this face?

Hey, Binks, welcome to Villa Rosa.

[laughs]

She deserves to stay here.

Do you want to live here? Binky-Boo?

Opening the dog rescue center

and the "Road to Yulin and Beyond"

and losing Pink Dog and Pikachu,

it's just been a lot to deal with,

and we just thought, "You know what?

We just don't want any more dogs for a while."

But adding Binky to the family has brought us a lot of joy.

Cheers to Binky.

Let's make no mistake about it.

Kiki is still the king.

Keke, why are you wearing such old scruffy pajamas?

Don't you know there's a new girl in town?

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Where is everything?

I'm really happy that while I was in Berlin,

Faye and Marissia

were getting everything organized

and situated at the new house.

I told Faye that I don't want

to lose that old-world vibe.

I want to stay true to the roots of the house,

but yet add that modern feel to it.

Should I set this up on this table?

- Where's that? Oh, totally.

I didn't even see that. - Right?

That's 'cause it just arrived a half an hour ago, Glenn.

- So weird. - Chloe, be quiet.

Stop being rude. [Chloe barks]

Chloe! Stop going after River like that.

No! Don't be a bitch,

even though you are.

- Thank you so much.

Hello?

- Is it Timely Spice?

- It's Timely Spice. - Hi, Timely Spice.

- Never late.

♪ ♪

- Wow. Thank you. Wow.

Are you kidding me? Kyle, it is so gorgeous...

- Thank you. - And it's huge!

- Look at your blouse. - Hello?

- How are you?

- Kyle's house is beautiful.

It's like a kind of romantic family house,

something like out of "Father of the Bride" type thing.

It's really gorgeous.

- Hello. - I love this place.

- Yeah? - I love it. I love it.

- Oh, thank you. - Hi, girls.

- How are you? - Even though Kyle ruined

yet another night for me,

I'm always gonna be there to support her.

- I don't have proper champagne glasses.

Only three, and I don't want anybody to get upset.

[both scream]

- I'm out of here!

- I know.

- What is this for? - Well, it's not my house.

I don't know.

- Cheers to your fashion show.

When we left, it wasn't... We weren't in such a great place,

but so now I guess we're all feeling better,

so cheers to that.

- Thank you, girls.

- Cheers to "American Woman."

- Cheers, dear. - Yes.

- Thank you. - Whatever. Just it's...

- I will say that I feel bad

how we all ended the other night.

That was a really important night to you.

I'm s... You know, I do feel bad the way it ended.

I was a little frustrated.

I'm sorry that it ended like that, and...

- Kyle's frustrated because she didn't feel

like I stood in for her.

- You could've shot it down in two seconds, and...

- I'm sorry, sweetheart. I was totally confused,

and I apologize for leaving you out there,

but I know 100% you had nothing to do with it.

We've never had an issue with that, and we're never going to.

- Is that why you stormed out?

- I guess I would be probably lying

if I said I wasn't pissed off,

but mainly I was hurt and frustrated,

and I wanted to tell you guys that because it was weird

that we were, like, you know,

all of a sudden here and acting like it didn't happen,

so I'm sorry it ended like that.

I thought your fashion show was amazing.

I think you did a great job. I'm happy for you.

I'm proud of you,

and I feel like we cleared that up that you said that now.

- Of course. - I just, you know,

wanted just to say that and move forward.

- Cool. - Well, is there

anything else you want to talk about?

- No. - You need to support Kyle.

- I appreciate that Kyle apologized,

but I feel like I need some time

to really think about how I feel.

Do I have more things I'd like to say to Kyle?

Yes, but I just don't have any more fight in me.

- You guys want me to show you the house really fast?

- Yeah. - Yeah, for sure.

- Lisa for sure. Okay.

Down here is the theater,

but right now it's holiday decorations.

- Ah. - Is this the dining room?

- Yes. I'm doing a 14-foot long quartz, lit-up quartz, table.

- Whoa. - This is the living room,

which is still the furniture from the last house.

This is all original from 1892.

- Wow. - This is incredible.

- We chose to buy a new house

so that we wouldn't have to go through a renovation,

but when you move in to a new home,

you realize there're still things you need to do

to make it your own.

This is gonna be wrought iron with brass going up.

This is gonna be changed actually on Friday.

And in order for this house to feel like a home,

there are going to be things I need to do to it.

- This is beautiful. - Wow.

Look at this. This is amazing...

Like, a wrap-around balcony.

- Get out. - Okay, here's my closet.

I can't reach anything.

- Oh, this is the best part. - That's what I'm saying.

- But I can't reach anything. Every time I want something,

I'm like, "Hold on. Let me get dressed."

- The struggle is real, Kyle.

I mean, if I had that many Birkin

that I needed to pile up that high,

I guess I'd need a stepstool too.

- Okay, who wants to see "American Woman"?

- Me. - I do!

- Let's go.

- Coming up...

- How do you think your sisters will feel when they watch this?

- I... I hope excited. They haven't seen it yet.

- Okay, who wants to see

- Okay, who wants to see "American Woman?"

- I'm so excited. - I can't wait.

- Who thinks they can be quiet for 22 minutes?

- Oh, hold on a second.

- I've been in TV my whole life.

My first TV series I was five years old,

and it was just a natural fit to go behind the camera.

Here it goes.

What started out as an idea five years ago,

now it's going to be airing on television...

- Yeah! - Whoo!

- Is a dream come true.

- Did you order?

- Oh, no, I'm not eating.

- I want to lose a few more pounds before Steve's party.

I need to watch my figure.

- You're probably right. The only thing Greg wants

to see fat on you is your pocketbook.

- [laughs]

- We need to talk.

- About what?

- Your father is with another lady,

and I wish I didn't have to tell you this,

but I want you to know the truth.

I don't want to lie to you.

A liar is the worst thing you can be.

- This brings me back to the memories

of my sister, my mom, and I

moving in to a house without my dad.

Even as an adult, you block out a lot of memories,

and then it's just something will show,

and it'll trigger you, and it'll make you emotional.

[all exclaim] - What did they do?

- Wow. - This is so good.

- Thank you. - How do you think you sisters

will feel when they watch this?

- I... I hope excited. They haven't seen it yet.

- Oh, wow.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- My mom was the glue that held everybody together,

and then when we lost her,

I tried to be the glue, but...

doesn't always work.

♪ ♪

- Great job. It's really...

- I think you have a lot to be proud of.

- Yeah. - Yeah, thank you, guys.

I'm glad you guys got to see it.

I'm glad you guys saw it. Thank you.

- Yay. - So excited for you.

- Thank you for showing us. Wow.

- It was great. Really good.

- This year has been all about changes, you know,

changes with my home and with my friends.

Just because you have an argument with a friend

or you don't agree with them,

doesn't mean you don't care about them,

and I care about these women,

and in all this craziness, I think they care about me too.

Thank you. Thank you.

- I'm so proud of you. Really amazing.

- You guys have all been very supportive. Thank you.

- So how was the reaction to the fashion show?

- Oh, my God, the press's reaction, unbelievable.

You all have pretty little boxes on its way...

- Oh. - Along with a request

for your measurements.

- That's top secret.

- I've learned it is never too late

to get back in the game and do what you love.

- Kyle needs an extra-large, but we'll send it to my house.

I'll give it to her.

- It'll be... it'll be, like, the best suit of your life.

- 'Cause you know, it never really covers your ass

if it covers your tits. See, you say that.

- I would never talk like that. - Stop it.

I want us to hear it in your British accent.

In the last few years,

I have felt that there have been some injustices,

and I react to injustice, and maybe right now

I'd feel like if there is injustice going on,

it's not my job to confront it.

It's a hard lesson.

It's taken me a while to figure it out,

but I do believed I have learned it.

- If you want the right swimsuit

to cover your posterior

or your bosoms...

[laughter]

- So tell me about your book. Is it done?

- It's gonna be great.

- It's got to be done by Wednesday.

- Wednesday? - Mm-hmm.

I've learned to say "yes" to everything.

"Would you like to do this show?

"Yes, I would. Would you like to go here?

"Yes, I would.

Would you like to eat a whole pizza tonight?

Yes, I would."

And when you start to say "yes," life starts to open.

"Oh, I don't know if this is quite right. It's not the..."

(BLEEP) all of that.

"Yes, I'll do it," because one day no one's gonna ask.

I said I wasn't... I didn't want sugar,

and now I'm eating sugar.

- I think this is a port...

[British accent] This is a port glass, I thought.

Becoming closer friends with some women than others,

what I've learned about myself is I am true to who I am.

I'll say, "I'm sorry" if I make a mistake.

I'll call you out on it if you hurt me.

I'm authentically me, whether people like it or not.

- Here, this is for you. - Oh, well, I will only drink

it out of a champagne... Would you like the port glass?

- You know, there was this beautiful dog

that was left at the center,

so Ken brought her home.

Oh, my God, this year has been an arduous year,

emotionally more than anything.

I just didn't want the friendship

between all of us to get so complicated.

Every relationship is different,

and if everybody understood it,

maybe life would be a little bit more simple.

Another one that looks like Ken.

- You always pick dogs that look like you and Ken.

- I know.

- It's called narcissism.

- Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

- Everyone's got champagne

in a different kind of glass.

[laughter]

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