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♪ ♪

- ♪ I like homework I like homework ♪

♪ It's like schoolwork but it's homework ♪

♪ I like homework ♪ - Are you singing

the homework song again?

- No.

[softly] ♪ I like homework ♪

- Okay, I printed out our essay.

Oh! Ah! Ow!

I'm okay.

But I did not number those pages.

- When are you going to fix that step?

You trip on it all the time.

- I do not.

Do I?

Ho ho ho--oh!

Merry Christmas.

Here comes Cupid!

Oh! Ah! Ow!

[groans] Happy Valentine's Day.

Gobble, gobble--whoa!

[grunting]

Happy Thanksgiving.

Maybe I do trip a lot.

I guess I should probably fix that step.

Oh. This oughta do it.

- Why do you have a crowbar?

- My dad took away my sledgehammer.

[creaking]

Okay. Oh, whoa!

There's something under the step.

- Is it Fisher?

- No. I'm not sure what it is,

but it's pushing up on the board.

That must be why I kept tripping over the step.

Whoa! Look at this.

- Great, you found a dirty bag.

Now let's fix the step so nobody else trips on it.

- That feels like a tomorrow thing.

Let's see what this is first.

- Hey, look what I-- Ah! Ow! [grunts]

- I'm okay.

- Maybe we should fix the stair first.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- I'm so sorry you tripped.

- It's cool. It's my fault

for assuming all the steps would be there.

- Hey, what's that adorable thing in your hand?

I love it. [footsteps stomping]

- What do you love, Lex?

- She loves this stuffed dog

I won in the claw machine at the Mooery.

- Yeah, they also have one

that looks exactly like my dog, Reggie.

That's the one I really want.

- Lex, I will win you that dog,

and then your heart.

[door closes] - Let's find out

what's in the bag from under the stairs.

- Come on, pirate treasure.

[gasps] A My Big Unicorn Zebra thermos?

I loved that show when I was little.

- We did, too. - Is there anything inside?

- Let me see.

A piece of paper.

- Oh, my gosh, Presley,

it's the map we made when we were five.

Do you remember? - Whoa.

I completely forgot about this.

- Well, we hid the map in the thermos,

and the map takes you to the My Big Unicorn Zebra

lunch box we hid.

We were in a big hiding phase.

- So what'd you guys hide in the lunch box?

Pirate treasure?

- No. Better.

- Viking treasure?

- No. Friendship bracelets.

We made them for each other and promised we would

dig them up when we were older.

- Aw, that's so sweet and totally worth

falling down the stairs for.

Well, now that my vision isn't blurry,

I'm gonna head down to the Mooery.

- Bye. - Good luck.

[door closes]

- Why are you making that face?

- That--that's my disappointed face

because we don't know where the lunch box is.

- Oh, it's okay. That's why we have the map.

It'll lead us right to the lunch box,

which will lead us right to the friendship bracelets.

Oh, my gosh.

We're going on a treasure hunt!

- So fun. But...

are you gonna go dressed like that?

You need to put on a treasure hunting outfit.

- You're right. I will go home,

change, and be right back.

And to think, we were gonna do homework today.

- Right? Well, take your time. I want you to look good.

Oh, no.

- Did you say something? - Oh?

No.

Oh, no!

♪ ♪

- What's going on? [gasps]

My Manny Pack! The fanny pack for men!

I've been looking for this.

What was it doing up there?

- Confession time.

This is the cupboard where I put things

I want to disappear.

- Why would you want my Manny Pack to disappear?

- Same reason I wanted this to disappear.

- Ah! [laughs]

Ohh, I've missed you, my beautiful abs.

What are you looking for in there?

- When we were five, Lex and I

made friendship bracelets for each other

and agreed to put them in a lunch box,

but I never did.

- [gasps] You broke a friendship bracelet pact?

You were raised better than that.

- I know, but I wanted to take it with me because

that was the week we went to family arts and crafts camp.

- Oh, yeah!

Your mother and I dominated that pasta art seminar.

That's where I earned the nickname

the Macaroni Mac Daddy.

- Yes. I found it.

- Why would you wanna forget a mug

that says World's Best Dad on it?

If I'd known I was the best,

I would've lived so differently.

- I wasn't hiding the mug.

At camp, my friendship bracelet accidentally fell into the clay

as I was making it, and look.

It got baked in.

And now, Lex is gonna find out.

- Hmm, not only that,

she's gonna be crushed when she discovers

this bracelet's not in that lunch box.

[laughs] I wouldn't wanna be you right now.

- So what do I do?

- Oh, I'm more of a points out the problem guy,

not a comes up with a solution guy.

And this is me pointing out another problem.

Hi, Lex!

- Ah!

- ♪ I got, you got me ♪

♪ We got this ♪

♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ And when things go off and friends are on it ♪

♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Hey, guys, check out my treasure hunting outfit.

And also, check out this.

Isn't it amazing?

- It will haunt me for the rest of my days.

What is it? - The memory arm.

It's where Lex keeps all the friendship bracelets

we've had since we were kids.

- And look, there's one spot left

for the bracelets we hid in the lunch box.

- Of course! That'd be perfect!

Those are your first friendship bracelets.

This arm would be incomplete without them.

- Really great point, Dad. Thank you.

- Hey, where's your treasure hunting outfit?

- Um, it's, uh--right here!

- That's the outfit?

- The ultimate treasure is fitness.

- All right, that's weird,

but I am too excited to care.

- Me too. We should go to the basement

and start decoding the map right away.

But...

Oh, no.

My dad is making me throw out all this awful stuff.

So you go, and I'll be down in a jiff.

Or is it GIF? I don't know. Just go!

- Okay, just don't take too long.

We've got treasure to find.

- You gotta stop throwing away all my cool stuff!

- If Lex finds that lunch box,

she'll find out I never put the friendship bracelet inside

and it'll break her heart.

- I think I know what you're asking,

and, yes, I will use my crafting skills

to make an identical friendship bracelet.

Meanwhile, you find that lunchbox

slip the fake bracelet in, and Lex will think

it's been there the whole time.

- Dad, that is such...

a good idea! Go do that!

♪ ♪

- Hey, Fisher.

Why are you drawing pictures on my claw machine?

- Spenders, these are scientific equations.

- Well, I think if you add an X right there,

you have a tic-tac-toe.

- This isn't a game, dude, it's science.

And it's how I'm gonna win that dog for Lex.

Watch.

1.3 seconds at the y-axis.

2.3 seconds over on the x-axis.

Hold for sway,

and science. [beeps]

[chiming] No!

- Tough luck, bud.

But you know what always cheers me up?

String-o-cheese, ever since I invented it three days ago.

- No one's gonna buy that.

- Hey, Spenders. Ooh!

I'm here to buy that.

- Here you go. - Thanks.

- Munchy, what are you doing here?

- Eating cheese from a string.

[sighs] No, no, no.

These equations aren't gonna help you.

- What are you doing?

- This game isn't about science.

It's about heart.

- Everything comes down to science.

- Is that so?

[beep]

[chiming]

Boom. Heart.

- Teach me!

♪ ♪

- Look at all of these memories in bracelet form.

Remember this all black one?

- From my goth phase.

I'm so glad I got that out of the way in third grade.

- Oh, and look, our hospital bracelets

from the time we hugged so hard

we gave each other a concussion.

- Our first and only running jump hug.

- Ooh, our candy friendship bracelet.

Wonder if it still tastes good. - Hm.

No! No, it does not!

- Our Unicorn Zebra bracelets

are going to look great on this thing.

- So great. Great, great, great!

- We just gotta figure out what this map says.

Oh, no, we wrote it in Zebraglyphics.

- The language from My Big Unicorn Zebra?

We haven't been able to read that since we were five.

This is great. I mean, this is terrible!

We're never gonna be able to figure that out.

- Come on. It'll come back to us.

Is this a drawing of a unicorn or a candy corn?

I'm not sure, but I like 'em both.

- All this figuring out stuff is exhausting.

We should hit the Mooery and take a shake break!

- Presley, you are brilliant.

Spenders is at the Mooery. He is the biggest

My Big Unicorn Zebra fan ever.

He can tell us what this map says.

- Yes! That's exactly why I said the thing I said.

[phone chimes]

Oh, it's my dad. He needs me.

- For what?

- He's stuck in a suitcase.

- What? - You go to the Mooery

without me. - Are you sure?

- Yes. This is a daughter's duty.

Now get outta here, you crazy best friend of mine.

[sighs]

Hey, Dad, I got your text.

Why are you in Fisher's room?

- He has the best tools!

Look at all this stuff!

- Is the bracelet done?

- No. We've got a problem.

So you know how the centerpiece of the bracelet

is the official Zebra Unicorn bead?

- Obviously. - Obviously.

- Well, they don't make it anymore,

so I can't make an exact copy of the original.

- You gotta get that bead!

- Maybe she won't notice.

- She has every friendship bracelet

we've ever made on a creepy arm.

She's gonna notice.

- Okay.

I know how important this is to you.

I'll make it happen.

- Thanks, Dad. I'm gonna go look for that lunch box.

- I thought you didn't know where it was.

- I don't. I'm just gonna start

digging in the walls and hope I get lucky.

♪ ♪

- All right Fisher,

in order to beat the claw, you must forget about science

and be the claw.

Here's your first lesson.

- A bag of quarters?

- That's right. If you wanna win that dog for Lex,

find the lucky quarter, and you will find your destiny.

- How am I supposed to know which one's lucky?

- Only you can answer that question.

I mean, I could, but I need more cheese,

so I'm gonna walk over there.

[cow moos]

- Sorry, Cash. No time for hugs.

Who am I kidding? There's always time for hugs!

Spenders. [machine whirring]

Spenders.

- Hey, Lex. Hey, creepy arm.

What can I get you? - Answers.

I need your help to decipher a map for me.

- Oh, I'm kinda busy.

- It's written in zebraglyphics.

- Munchy, watch the bar.

- Finally!

- Can I get my milkshake?

- Coming up. I've always wanted to do this.

♪ ♪

- Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

- It's written in zebraglyphics.

Can you translate it?

- Looks like the Eastern dialect.

- What does it say?

- It says...

"No!"

[blubbers, neighs]

- In English!

- [with accent] "Your lunch box is in the jolly old--"

- Not British English, American English.

- It's in an air vent in Presley's basement.

- Oh, yes. Look, thank you so much, Spenders.

Or, as they say in the show,

[neighing]

[blubbers, stomps]

- Were you trying to say goodbye?

Because you just insulted my nana.

- I'm gonna leave.

♪ ♪

- Presley! - [grunts]

- Good news. I found a black market craft store

and bought all kinds of beads.

- Oh. Hey, Dad.

Ooh.

Uh! I was just crawling through the walls,

looking for that lunch box.

- That's my girl.

Did you find it? - No.

But I did find spiders, and they were not happy to see me.

- Well, I found the bead for your unicorn bracelet.

- Oh, great.

We might actually be able to pull this off

before Lex gets here. - Hello!

- Hide the beads!

- Don't worry, I got everything under con--

[grunts]

- Dad! [knock at door]

Ah!

- Uh, hey, the-- the door's stuck.

- Sorry! Trying to open it.

It's really jammed.

- I almost got them all.

Ahh! [thud]

Beads--so beautiful, yet so dangerous.

- Dad, hurry!

I'll stall Lex, you finish picking up those beads

and make the replacement friendship bracelet!

- You got it.

- What is going on?

Did I hear your dad fall?

- No. He was, uh, breakdancing.

Getting pretty good, wearing his hat sideways.

Anyways, what's shakin', bacon?

- You're acting weird. - Because I am so excited

to hear what Spenders told you.

Let me guess, he couldn't translate the map,

so now we have to put our treasure hunt on hold.

So sad.

- Nope. He translated it and said that the lunchbox

is in an air vent in your basement.

Come on, let's go get our treasure.

- An air vent?

Awesome!

But, first...

uhh--bees!

[screaming]

Oh! Bees!

They're everywhere!

- I don't see anything.

- Because they're tiny and are moving so fast!

- Why did you do that?

- For the bees.

They went after the candy bracelet.

I just saved your life, girl.

- All right. I guess I'll go find my arm.

- Yes, you will. Go, Lex! Whoo!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

Yes.

I found it.

- I did it.

I finished the bracelet.

I think you'll be happy.

- What is this?

- Your replacement friendship bracelet.

- What? It was supposed to look

exactly like the one on the mug,

and it looks nothing like it.

- I know! I made it better

with all those bonus beads I bought.

You got an upgrade.

- I didn't need an upgrade.

I needed an exact copy.

Lex will know this is fake, and it's gonna crush her.

- I think I know what you're asking,

and, yes, I'll make another

identical unicorn bracelet-- - Dad.

Just hide the evidence.

- On it.

Just gonna grab a lemonade first.

- Dad! - Oh!

- Presley, are you down there?

- Uh, I'm not sure.

- Hi, I found my arm.

It was really up there in those bushes.

Is that the air vent? - Yep.

- Great. Let's open it.

- I guess there's nothing left to do.

Or is there? Do you have to go to the bathroom

for a really long time?

- There is nothing in the world more important to me

than opening that box with you

right here, right now.

- Not even global warming?

That's pretty selfish of you, Lex.

♪ ♪

- All right, now you're ready.

Just remember. Relax, and be the claw.

Be the claw.

You're not being the claw, Fisher.

- Well, it's kinda hard if you're talking like that.

- All right. I'm not talking.

I have stopped talking.

Be the claw.

[music playing on machine]

[beep]

- Munchy, it's working.

You were right, right about every--

[chiming]

No!

♪ ♪

- Okay. Here we go.

What is this? - I'm so sorry.

- You should be.

You left a sandwich in here. - Ew.

Okay, here it is.

The bracelet you made for me.

It still fits.

And here is the bracelet I made for you.

I can't believe it. - I know.

- It is so beautiful!

- I know?

- It still has the unicorn bead.

- Uh, yeah it does.

- I can't get over how every single detail is the same.

- What?

- I can't get over how every single detail is the same.

- Well, not every detail.

- What do you mean? - What do I mean?

I mean, what is wrong with you?

That is nothing like the bracelet you made me!

- What are you talking about?

And stop using the memory arm for emphasis.

It is for nostalgia purposes only.

- This is a fake.

I've been freaking out about a replacement bracelet all day,

and you don't even remember what it looks like.

- Why would you need a replacement bracelet?

- I'd prefer not to say.

- You have been acting weird all day.

What is going on?

- Remember ten years ago, when my family spent a week

at arts and crafts camp?

Well, I knew I was going to miss you,

so I lied about putting the friendship bracelet

in the lunch box, and I wore it to camp.

- Hey, that is a violation of our lunchbox agreement.

- I accidentally baked your bracelet into a mug.

I had my dad make a replacement bracelet

that was supposed to be identical.

- Wow, so you distracted me all day

with what I'm now realizing were really bad lies

while you had a fake bracelet made

just so my feelings wouldn't be hurt?

- Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Feel free to hit me with the arm.

Are you patting me on the head?

- Yes. Because you've had a very hard day.

These bracelets aren't what's important to me.

It's the memories.

And that bracelet, built on your lies,

is now a new special memory.

So it's going on the arm.

- Lex! Lex, I did it!

Get ready to love me.

- You won little Reggie?

- Not exactly. He got so upset he couldn't win,

he grabbed a chair, threw it through the machine,

grabbed the dog, and ran.

- Wasn't Spenders upset you smashed his claw machine?

- Nope. Fisher dropped $200 in quarters on the machine,

which more than paid for the damage.

- For you.

It got caught on the broken glass

when I snatched it out of the machine.

- Thank you, Fisher. I know exactly

what I'm going to do with it.

Our friendship is like the two pieces of this dog.

When we're separated, it's sad

and a little bit disturbing.

But when we're together,

It's happy and whole, just like this doggie.

Woof, woof.

Woof, woof, woof, woof.

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof-- - Okay.

Let's put it in the lunch box

and find it again in ten years.

- Great idea, because we'll still be best friends.

- Hey, Presley, I finally cleaned up all the beads!

Could someone please get me a lemonade?

♪ ♪

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