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Episode 13 Welcome to scan the QR code... Check in with good “faith”

These are the confidentiality agreement

and the agreement of Rou & Ze CP.

The contract period is half a year.

Once you sign it,

you will lose all rights

of free love.

So

I strove the right

to be free from signature for you.

Free from signature?

Yes.

You have the right

to sign it or not.

No.

I mean, is the payment

for each moth true?

Will you sign it or not?

Yes.

Mr. Zheng Ze,

I hope we can have a pleasant cooperation in the next half a year.

Hope you will take care of me, Xiaorou.

It's disclosed that

Zheng Ze is a son of a rich family.

Does Xiaorou

hit the jackpot?

Boss,

I'd like a bag of instant noodles

Wait.

I want a bag which is one yuan.

I don't want an expensive kind.

Have you ever seen a son of a rich family

who has malatang every day?

I heard that you have tickets to the concert.

Two tickets.

You mistook it. I don't have any.

Then you name a price.

2,000 yuan.

OK.

For one ticket.

You are too dark minded.

Hello, Zheng Ze,

I've arrived.

Where are you?

Turn around.

A warm-up game.

Kiss time.

The couple

caught by the camera

must do it.

Kiss. Kiss.

It's you.

Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

What's wrong with Chi Xin?

Did he get drunk or go crazy

or eat too many instant noodles?

Is he...

The boy living downstairs goes up again.

What did I tell you?

Shaxian is back.

Feeling a little envious, aren't you?

Boss,

you look

especially cheerful today.

You're smiling

and you walk with a swagger.

I don't think you get it.

It's not a male MC that I'm looking for.

The guy

is so far yet so near.

I see what you mean.

You're looking for a male MC

that attracts you.

Excuse me.

I'm afraid that our show doesn't suit you.

No.

I don't think you get what I mean.

I'm not looking for a male MC.

Well, the guy

is so far

yet so near.

Bingo.

Ding Xiaorou, you got them right.

Hello.

Hello, Mr. Chi.

Our workers are back.

Good.

They can do on-site installation now, right?

Yes, sir.

Then I'm coming back now.

OK.

Can it be fixed today?

Today?

I'm afraid not.

As you can see,

it's not

just that your floor boards

need drying.

We need to reinstall them.

The earliest appointment

would be made three days from today.

The decoration will take a day,

then you can move in a week later.

In five days, OK?

We'll do our best,

but we can't guarantee that.

Please contact our manager

if you find it acceptable

so that we can make preparations.

OK. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Where shall I put up for tonight?

=You're my sister.=

=You're my babe.=

=Treasure this feeling.=

I've got some good news for you.

My floor is seriously damaged

and the repair work will take about a week.

I've got three choices for you.

Plan A:

find a better repair shop

and you'll be in charge.

Plan B:

I'll go stay at a hotel,

a four-star hotel at least.

You know

that I'm a light sleeper.

You'll foot the bill.

As for Plan C...

I choose Plan D.

Look.

Isn't the so-called sharing economy

all the rage these days?

I already owe you so much money,

right?

Now you're suggesting new debts.

I can't afford it

if you stay at a five-star hotel every day.

Maybe

you could stay at my place for a couple of days?

We're neighbors anyway.

It'll be quite convenient for you, too.

I don't mind at all.

We're sisters.

I mean...

We're good neighbors.

I heard

that people with insomnia

often hate to be away from home.

My place

is closer to your flat, isn't it?

We'll be sharing the flat for five days,

and during this period

the first party has priority

in using domestic appliances

such as the TV, the fridge and the washer.

Who's the first party?

I am, of course.

Article Two,

the bed in the loft shall be mine,

while you can decide if you want to sleep

on the couch, on the floor

or in the bathroom.

I'm not gonna sleep in the bathroom.

Article Three,

the first party and the second party

must respect each other's lifestyle

and keep a certain distance.

The second party must stay away

from the first party's personal belongings.

Physical contact is out of the question.

Yeah.

Article Four,

the two parties shall use the lavatory,

the bathroom and the kitchen during different periods of time.

When can I use them, then?

When I'm not using them.

How could you be so bossy?

The final article,

the second party is obliged to provide

breakfast and supper for the first party.

Any omissions

shall be added later.

He thinks he's living in a hotel.

What did you say?

Nothing.

I've been too busy today

to prepare any ingredients.

I've only got some instant noodles,

will they do?

Article Three: no physical contact.

Instant noodles are the best ingredient.

At this moment, I feel ashamed

of my lack of culinary skills as a woman.

Wait a moment.

Isn't it a bit too exquisite?

You're too rough.

Wait.

Wait 10 seconds.

Can we eat them now?

Hold on.

It's about time, right?

Hold on.

OK.

Here we go.

Yummy.

Preserved plums are appetizing.

It tastes sour and sweet.

It's refreshing.

He's more considerate

and thoughtful than straighten guys.

Chi Xin,

I'm much impressed

by the instant noodles you prepared today.

From now on, we're good sisters.

I mean, good neighbors.

It's the first day of our flat-sharing,

so consider the instant noodles

a free lecture.

It's our first day of flat-sharing,

this bowl of instant noodles

is my treat.

What do you mean?

You'll see tomorrow.

Yummy.

Wow.

Disposable toothpaste and toothbrush.

10 yuan a time.

Payment by QR code scanning.

What a bad joke.

It's our first day of flat-sharing,

this bowl of instant noodles

is my treat.

What do you mean?

You'll see tomorrow.

What a greedy woman!

Breakfast is ready.

Bread.

Coffee.

Sandwiches.

Salad.

And the most important part...

Wait a second.

25 yuan.

Please pay for them by scanning the QR code.

The food at a hotel

doesn't come free, either.

I'm obliged to provide service,

but I've got the right to charge for it.

But it says 22 yuan.

Considering time cost

and labor cost,

25 yuan

is a very reasonable price indeed.

Ding Xiaorou,

you'd be earning one million yuan a year

and you'd have long paid off your debts

if you applied your petty shrewdness

to proper business.

Please make allowance

for us poor working people.

I offer you nice food

and you pay for it by scanning the QR code,

then I'll repay my debts with my savings.

Isn't it the perfect solution?

You like this one, too.

It tastes great if you dip it in the jam.

Come on. Try it.

It's so delicious.

You charge for the jam, too?

I used only one spoonful.

I didn't get the jam for free.

Just one spoonful.

He enjoys a much higher

quality of life than you.

You're a girl, Xiaorou.

Hello, Zheng Ze.

I was selected.

Congratulations.

I told you you'd succeed.

Are you free later today?

Can you accompany me to the signing place?

Sure.

But you have to be dressed up.

I'm the best.

Give me the document.

OK.

We're starting in a minute.

Is my hair OK?

Hello.

What characteristics do you have?

Well,

I've been cursed, too.

My first husband was diagnosed

with cancer and passed away

only six months after our wedding.

My second husband suffered worse.

He had a traffic accident

only one month after we got married.

Calm down.

Characteristics?

I've got big nostrils.

Look.

They're as large as Erkang's.

Characteristics?

I'm a big eater.

I'm a mukbang vlogger.

At a meal I can finish eight pork hocks,

250 grams of noodles

and five chicken steaks

without feeling overstuffed.

What do you think?

I've got loads of fans.

They send me virtual yachts

and rockets every day.

I'm so popular.

Hello.

What characteristics do you have?

I'm pretty.

I watched your last program.

Those female MCs

were so plain-looking

and barely talented.

Tell you what,

I'd outshine them

if I were on the show.

If they can get on the show,

why can't I?

Next. Next.

You have no taste.

Excuse me.

Next.

Next.

Boss, I'll go out and take a look.

What are you doing here?

You spotted me.

I was wondering

why Mr. Chi, our great producer,

would fly into a rage

when interviewing female MCs.

By contrast,

you've been very kind

to Ding Xiaorou.

But I have to remind you,

dear producer,

the way you interviewed female MCs

might get publicized

and it might affect the image of our company.

I was just teaching her how to show respect for others.

Affecting the image of our company...

It sounds so ironic

from the mouth of our great producer

Mr. Tong, don't you think?

You mean...

I've got some business to attend to.

See you.

But I...

I mean the image...

I've got some business to attend to.

See you.

Hello. You're here.

-Hello. -Hello.

Hello. Have a seat, please.

This is our contract.

Here you are.

Thanks.

I must be off now.

=I don't know=

=who is from Venus and who is from Mars.=

=The brightest star=

=in your eyes is my decision.=

=The heart missing you=

=travels around the radius of earth.=

=You make my love wake up.=

=Stop talking. Let's meet now.=

=I can't wait to see you.=

=I miss you. While I'm still awake,=

=answer me now=

=that you, you, you love me, okay?=

You're still up?

Supplementary Article One:

If the second party can't prepare supper for some reasons,

must inform the first party

one hour in advance.

I'm sorry.

I came home a bit late tonight.

I'd signed an important contract,

so I went out

and had a small celebration.

What movie are you watching?

I didn't finish watching

"Penguin World" yesterday.

Let's watch it.

I'm not through with it yet.

A picture of you signing the contract today.

I believe it's very memorable.

I sent it to you, so you can keep it.

Zheng Ze went there with you today.

My design was selected.

I owe it to his help.

He's a very thoughtful man.

No wonder

you thanked him tonight.

Yeah.

But

he beat me to it again

when I tried to foot the bill.

I had a great day today.

You must be tired, too.

Go to bed early.

The window display is very important.

Go for it, Xiaorou.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Your wardrobe choice today was superb.

You looked absolutely gorgeous.

Has Zheng Ze

acquired some poor taste

after hanging out with you for some time?

I feel cold.

All right.

Have an early rest.

Good night.

If you set your prejudice aside,

you'll see

he's got assets.

He's got a pretty face, a good figure and nice buttocks.

He's quite competitive.

Ding Xiaorou, you mustn't cower.

Ding Xiaorou, are you signing it or not?

Yes, of course I'm signing it.

I'm not an idiot.

Mr. Zheng Ze,

I hope our cooperation for the next six months will be a pleasant one.

I'd appreciate your help, Xiaorou.

Hello, Sasa.

Hello, Ding Xiaorou.

Open the door.

I'm at your door.

Wait a minute.

I'm coming.

Wait a second.

Are you still in bed?

Forget it. I'll do it myself.

I'm home.

Did you miss me?

What's going on?

I was away only for a few days,

and you've become a sleepyhead.

I'm talking to you.

I fell asleep

in the living room last night.

I felt exhausted,

so I crashed

on the blankets.

The blankets

need washing.

Look.

Isn't this shell wind chime beautiful?

It's so beautiful.

Sasa,

you've always got

excellent taste.

Of course.

I'm thirsty.

What's going on here?

Look at all these QR codes.

You're running a convenience store now?

I've been saving money lately.

You know I've got a lot of debts.

All this

milk, fruit

and bread

actually cost a lot of money.

So I did this

to remind myself at all time.

Oh, right.

You're here at the right time.

I need you to do something crucial

with me.

Something crucial?

Wait a second.

Shouldn't you be dressed up for that occasion?

Are you hiding something from me?

Tell me.

Nothing.

There's something fishy here.

What do you mean?

Upstairs.

Don't.

I need to get changed.

I'm going to get changed.

Stay here and wait for me.

Go get changed.

I've gained some weight.

Don't peek at me.

Turn around.

So what?

It's not a big deal.

Turn around right now.

Stop dilly-dallying.

Be quick.

I've got an operation to do.

Close your eyes.

Just take them off.

Hurry up.

Close your eyes.

Hurry.

Hurry.

Come on.

Hurry up.

My...my bra is in the bathroom.

Why don't you go there with me?

Stop dilly-dallying.

Get changed already.

Now you're asking me to keep you company,

but you just asked me to turn around.

You're my BFF.

Now I'm your BFF?

Let's go, Sasa.

Let's do some shopping for my show window.

I made an appointment with the shop owner.

It's a bit too early, don't you think?

The earlier, the better.

We'll have time for breakfast.

Come on. Let's go.

I'm going out.

We both are going out.

The DPRK bombarded

ten posts near the borders.

The ROK-US Joint Working Group on DPRK

is officially launched in Washington, US.

Late last month,

Mr. Qian, who lives in Kaixuan Road,

learned that his wife

had been stalked in broad daylight

for days on end.

The police found handcuffs,

fetters and choppers

in the stalker's vehicle.

Here's a reminder

for female citizens:

be on alert when going out.

Please contact the police

if you find yourself being followed.

How stingy.

Ding Xiaorou is such a miser.

She should be called Miser Xiaorou

instead of Ding Xiaorou.

Where's my bag?

Where are my clothes and shoes?

We've got everything, right?

Let's go.

Have you worked out a plan for the show window?

No, I haven't.

It's driving me crazy.

Well, I think...

What are you looking at?

What's the matter?

Nothing. I must be seeing things.

Come on.

I'm going back to the hospital.

Call me if anything comes up.

Bye. Goodbye.

An informed source told our reporter

that the crime scene

was on the fifth floor

of 200 Kaixuan Road.

At 10:30 a.m. today,

a man knocked on the door

of the apartment,

then a girl

opened the door.

The man entered the room

and sexually assaulted the girl

through threats.

As the girl fought back,

the man hit her head

with a brick.

The police have revealed

that the man is the same person

who stalked some women

a few days ago.

Here's a reminder for female citizens again:

Try not to go out at night these days.

Contact the police

if you find yourself being followed.

I think...

What are you looking at?

What's the matter?

Nothing. I must be seeing things.

Who is it?

What's the matter?

Will you stop it?

It's bedtime already.

I can't.

I always watch a film for a while

before I go to bed.

Please respect the second party's lifestyle.

Thank you.

When are you

gonna stop smacking it?

Until I get images.

The TV is broken.

Are your brains broken, too?

Watch a film on your phone.

Films are supposed

to be shown

on a large screen.

=Who is from Venus and who is from Mars.=

=The brightest star=

=in your eyes...=

Do you have a magnifying glass?

Yeah.

Why do you ask?

I've got an idea.

=Travels around the radius of earth.=

=You make my love wake up.=

=Stop talking. Let's meet now.=

What the heck are you doing?

I'm projecting the outline

on the wall

with the use of optical components,

a process commonly known

as homemade projection.

It sounds classy.

Yeah.

Put your phone in there.

You can watch whatever film you like.

Really?

Give it a try.

Is it really so magical?

Yeah.

It really works.

You're so cool.

Awesome.

Body contact with the opposite sex is indecent.

Of course.

=Ordinary lights can give a halo.=

=It's a miracle I've never seen before.=

=Who said=

=I'm from Venus and you're from Mars?=

=The brightest star=

=in your eyes is my decision.=

=The heart missing you=

=travels around the radius of earth.=

You're like two peas in a pod.

=You make my love wake up.=

=Stop talking.=

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