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Thank you for what you did just now.

It seems every time I am in trouble,

you will suddenly appear.

It's good you are fine.

I will definitely be blamed

as I messed it up.

Sorry.

Sorry to bother you.

Next,

let's officially start your

24-hour simulated dating.

The first part is called

First encounter at afternoon tea.

The male guest will order food for the female guest.

You'll talk about

some interested topics.

Please get prepared.

First encounter at afternoon tea?

Interesting.

Human beings blink once in 2 to 8 seconds

on average.

I stared at you for the last two minutes

without blinking.

But I just want to close my eyes.

I'll look at the eyes

of those I first meet.

Do you know what I see

from your eyes?

What?

Future.

Our future.

A butterfly in Amazon

waving its wings

will cause a tornado

in Texas, USA,

and your every move

will trigger

an epic tsunami in my heart.

What do you want me to do?

Just keep sitting like this.

Let me live in your heart.

Let's fall in love in silence

and be happy quietly.

Cheers.

Do you know?

Just follow this way.

How simple it is.

But...

There's no but.

At the end of the program,

you need to confess your feelings to him.

You need to tickle him.

You will win if you tickle him.

Relax.

But this is different from the scenes in life.

Come on.

Begin.

Get ready.

Keep quiet.

Action.

What would you like to eat?

Butterfly.

Butterfly?

A kind of butterfly of Amazon.

Boss.

It seems we have found

the secret weapon,

but we haven't found the way to use it.

If she is still so slow,

we can't finish it today.

Cut.

Have a break.

Well.

Let's have a break.

Have a break.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

You have a rest.

What's it?

I can't remember.

Butterfly.

Do you feel relaxed now?

Just now

I saw so many cameras

that I didn't know where to look

and what to say.

You just talk to me looking at me.

Relax.

They will edit the video.

Just do what you want to do.

Really?

Boss.

How come?

They don't follow the script.

Shall we

continue to shoot later?

Do I leave a camera

inside as a furnishing?

Director,

I have an idea.

It may solve this problem.

Go ahead.

Xiaorou is not a star or an actress,

so she can't get used to

facing so many cameras.

So I suggest

leaving only one camera.

Leave the rest to me.

Would you like some?

No, thanks.

I'll get drunk easily.

OK.

Well,

I haven't asked you.

Why do you come to

participate in this program?

For the fee.

As expected, you also come for the labor fee.

Don't you like sweet food?

This ice cream is so delicious.

Have a taste.

It has melted.

Give it to me.

In your heart,

am I

a ridiculous person?

Why do you think so?

Because I was so embarrassed

the first time I met you.

I was seriously scolded

by Lucy,

and I dared not answer back.

I could only go to the show window secretly.

I confessed for 31 times,

but all failed.

And I joined this program.

Do you think

I'm ridiculous?

In fact...

To be honest, I also think

I am ridiculous.

Before participating in this program,

I read the comments on the Internet,

many of which are related to me.

Many people said,

โ€œAs a girl,

she has made 31 confessions of love.

She's really a super

anthomaniac.โ€

Some said,

โ€œA girl takes the initiative to confess.

She doesn't have self-respect.

She doesn't deserve love.โ€

I may be a joke

in the hearts of many people.

You really don't need to care about

the comments of Internet trolls.

They don't actually know you.

They don't understand your feelings either.

So those comments

are not important at all.

But I think

I am quite ridiculous.

I know very well in my heart

each word, each line,

and each scene

in this program

are carefully designed,

but I still keep

a little fantasy in my heart.

I think

if the curse on me

is broken

due to this program,

maybe I can

get love

like other girls.

It feels fantastic.

It's like waiting for a boat in the airport.

We know clearly the boat won't come

and we'll fail to see its coming,

but we will always keep waiting there.

Do you really believe

this curse exists?

I have made

31 confessions of love,

and I failed every time.

If I say I don't believe,

I am deceiving

myself as well as others.

It's done.

Have a taste.

I think this ice cream

is really like you.

Why?

Look,

the black color above

is like

the curse that hangs over you.

But I believe

there will be some day

when a person will appear

in your life.

He will loosen the soil for you, water you

and bring you sunshine

to enable you to break through

the soil and grow

like a tender bud.

You will understand

those so-called curses

don't exist actually.

Thank you for

comforting me.

So I announce that

I officially name it

ice cream breaking the curse.

Well.

Let's drink a toast

for the birth of ice cream

breaking the curse.

Cheers.

Waiter,

please serve me a glass of wine.

Boss,

it seems we've found the open mode.

Let's drink a toast

for the birth of ice cream

breaking the curse.

Cheers.

What's wrong?

I'm going to the toilet.

Please wait a moment.

Let's call it a day.

Boss,

their...

Let them have a good rest

and not be late tomorrow.

You did a good job today.

All members of the director group

come to my room to have a meeting tonight.

Have a meeting again?

Rest assured.

I will bring beer and duck necks.

Go.

What are you listening?

Let me listen as well.

Concentrate on your self-study.

You don't need to help me.

I can do it.

Only a few steps.

I can walk back by myself.

It doesn't matter. Let me send you.

No need.

No problem.

I can do it.

Mister,

we're looking for you.

Go to try the costume now.

Now?

We couldn't get through to you.

The dresser is anxious.

But...

Can you go back alone?

No problem.

Go.

Go, mister.

Bye-bye.

Go, mister.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Mister, come on.

We called you so many times.

We can go home. I'm exhausted.

Cursed beauty?

What a coincidence.

The recording isn't finished?

You mean

you are not convinced as you were not picked

and have to leave early?

Of course.

Why didn't you choose us?

Have you really never

been in a relationship?

I thought it's an ad.

If so,

you have never...

Enough.

Don't you see she has blushed?

I guess

she has never had a kiss.

That's right.

Go. Go.

Have you really never had a kiss?

Everyone has her first kiss.

Whether I've kissed has nothing to do with you.

It's just a first kiss, right?

They come so early.

It's good to live in a hotel.

Someone will do the cleaning for you.

So much beer.

Whether I have kissed or not

is none of your business.

A group of gossip men.

Talk about it in front of me if you dare.

I have men to kiss.

I have too many men to kiss,

so I can't pick them.

There are drinks in the fridge.

You can take them by yourself.

Why are you here?

If I wasn't quick enough,

you would have long been hit by my high-heeled shoe.

Are you drunk?

Don't change the topic of conversation.

Let me ask you.

What do you want to do here

late at night?

This is what I should ask you.

What are you doing here?

Ridiculous.

Here is my room.

Mine.

My room.

Do you know?

Mine. Mine.

Mine.

You are drunk.

Zhen Zheng and others will come later.

I'll send you back first.

Let me tell you.

Don't cuddle.

It's improper for men and women to touch each other.

I'll tell you here today.

I am not

interested in you.

I'm not interested in

a girl without any experience

like you.

I guess

she has never had a kiss.

Who said I don't have experience?

Oh, my God.

What did I do?

Wake up.

You are really

good at picking the place.

I asked you to

buy two more boxes of duck heads.

It's duck neck.

Oh, no.

You will be

lessoned by boss later.

They are so punctual when they should be late.

Coming.

Boss, boss.

Open the door.

Coming. Coming.

We thought you were out.

Yeah.

Boss,

shall we verify

the schedule for tomorrow?

I think

we can talk tomorrow.

Sit down.

Since we have come,

we must make it clear

tonight. Is that right?

Yes.

I think

we should talk about it tomorrow.

Our brains are clearer in the morning.

OK?

Since we've come,

let's do it now.

Doing this job,

we have clearest brains

and are most spirited at night. Is that right?

Yes. Yes.

Leave us alone.

Come on. Let's enjoy it while talking.

Come on.

Boss,

how does it feel to kiss?

Kiss?

What are you talking about?

Is it very delicious?

Very delicious?

Delicious.

Duck tongue.

Boss,

every time I eat duck tongue,

I think I am kissing

a long-billed duck

and afraid it will bite my tongue.

Why do you eat it then?

It's delicious.

What's the sound?

What's the sound?

Sound?

Are you too tired

and even have acousma?

No,

I heard it just now.

Be gentle.

The couple living next door

often throw things

when they fight.

I'll make a complaint against you.

Well, go on. Go on.

Let's go on with the meeting.

I'll turn on the TV.

Well,

the sound is too soft.

Boss, boss.

It's too noisy.

Can you turn it off?

What did you say?

I said the TV is too noisy.

Can you turn it off?

No.

This is my favorite

football game.

Well,

this is recorded broadcast.

I never tire of watching

the classic game.

Then I'll begin.

I'll begin.

The second part is bungee tomorrow.

Bungee...

No problem.

And the time...

Very good.

I haven't told you the time.

Any time is OK.

I trust you.

Third, it is the scene change way

and line.

I think...

Economical and affordable.

I think it's OK.

You know better and better

what I want now.

That's pretty good.

I think our communication efficiency

is higher and higher

as well as better and better.

What's wrong?

Boss,

I think this...

This, this...

It seems to be out-of-date.

Well, I need to go to the toilet.

I'm going to the toilet.

I'll go. I'll go.

I also have a stomachache.

I'll go first.

Xin, have you finished?

There's something wrong with the pot-stewed meat you bought.

You go back first.

We will do it according to

the process we talked about at the meeting just now.

OK. We're leaving.

You are screwed.

You are screwed.

Why is it my fault?

Don't go.

I'll take this.

Is there anyone here?

Stop vomiting. Stop vomiting.

It is now

12:04 in the night.

At this time, the workers

and crew members

have all fallen asleep.

The hotel aisle must be empty.

If I carry her back

to her room secretly,

the probability of being run into by acquaintances

is lower than 5%.

This is the best way.

Where's your room card?

Wake up. Wake up.

Don't touch me.

Hello, is there any available room?

Sorry,

there isn't.

Please confirm it again.

Sorry, there really isn't available room.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

At least I made progress last night.

I didn't sleep outside.

303?

The director's room?

Oh, no!

What on earth happened

last night?

Ding Xiaorou, I told you

not to drink at will.

Sorry, director.

I disturbed you early in the morning.

Xiaorou?

What a coincidence.

You also, also came to find director?

I live next door.

I'm going to have breakfast now.

You came to find director?

Yes.

I came to ask him for the script.

As you know,

I am quite stupid.

I want to get the script earlier

to read it.

Isn't the director in?

Yes, he is inside.

He's getting changed.

Director?

Morning.

He...

You are awake?

Director, I will come to

ask you for the script later.

I have to leave now.

You didn't sleep for a whole night?

Calm down.

Calm down. Calm down.

You have to calm down.

He didn't sleep in the room last night.

It shows

nothing happened.

A clean hand wants no washing.

Who said I don't have experience?

It's too real.

Ding Xiaorou!

What on earth happened

last night?

What a hot day.

Xiaorou,

come, sit.

This seat is so good.

Why is it so hot?

So hot.

Let the air conditioner blow at me.

Don't.

What are you doing, Luo Siwen?

Annoying.

I also feel hot.

What's going on?

Are you all right?

Thanks.

What's going on?

What's going on?

=The warm smell of lemon =

=after the rain=

=is like =

=a smile=

=in the rainy day.=

=I can't hide =

=this nameless love.=

=Only U&I are left in the whole world.=

=Looking at you, I don't want to do anything=

=but to protect you.=

=All answers to all questions are you.=

=In the drizzle and breeze, =

=you and I=

=decide to keep the rainbow between the clouds.=

=Opening the eyes,=

=we will see it before sleep.=

=I have no resistance to you.=

=My mood in our first meeting=

=is like rainbow ice cream.=

Bravo, bravo!

Thanks.

What's wrong with you? You don't feel well?

I'm fine. I'm a little carsick.

Would you like to have some water?

I have a better choice.

Xiaorou,

what is that?

Motion sickness pills.

I also don't feel well.

Give me one.

I also want one. I also want one. I also want one.

Take two pills together

and the effect will be better.

Does anyone else need motion sickness pills?

I want one. I also want one.

OK.

I also want one.

And me.

I also want motion sickness pills.

Well, please

help me pass the pills to them.

OK.

We'll reach the destination

in half an hour.

Hold on.

OK.

Do you feel sick?

You may have two pills.

Why do you take my medicine?

This is the motion sickness pills I took.

Look carefully.

It seems a little different.

This is sleeping pill,

rather than motion sickness pill.

This is your medicine.

What, what shall we do?

Qi Ling. Qi Ling.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Will you just say sorry?

The two kinds of medicine

look too similar.

Too similar? Are they similar?

Can't you tell

such simple English?

If it is another kind of medicine,

can you bear the consequences?

Boss, what to do?

They've all fallen asleep.

Sorry.

Wake up.

What to do?

Sorry.

Qi Ling, wake up. Qi Ling.

Wake up.

Wake up. Wake up.

Well, have some water.

No, thanks.

Let, let me help you.

No need.

I should accept the consequences of my doing.

Boss,

the efficacy is so strong.

They've slept for more than two hours.

It's all because of her.

Hadn't I seen it in person,

I would call the State Food and Drug Administration

to report it.

Your insomnia

is so tough.

What's the following process?

Next, they will sit on the sky wheel.

The male and female guests

will have an internal monologue respectively.

It is about their impressions on

each other after the contact.

Get ready to record it.

Well,

our cameraman

is still sleeping.

I am better than him.

Well, but...

But?

Time doesn't allow you to say but.

Let's begin.

Which of you two

will go up for the recording first?

Well,

lady first.

I'm not going.

They haven't woken up.

You go up first

so that you can have a rest.

I will help you.

Yes.

If you get too tired,

you can't do the recording.

Have some water.

Thank you, Zheng.

It's OK.

Last night,

Mingzhu called me

to tell me repeatedly

to take care of you.

I got it.

I'm going to get changed.

Well, get ready to work.

Go.

Boss.

Hello, director.

Do you have a fear of heights?

What about claustrophobia?

You won't make trouble?

I promise I won't make trouble.

Come on.

Get ready.

Start.

Say something.

Director,

sorry to trouble you these two days.

I really thought

it is motion sickness pill.

Talk about your impression on the male guest.

Yes.

He is very interesting.

Well,

he is always there

when I'm hurt and sad,

like a rainbow after rain,

surprising and delighting me.

Qi Ling?

Wake up.

You are awake.

I...

What's wrong with me?

You had carsickness.

Carsickness?

Where am I?

What's wrong with them?

Siwen?

Siwen, wake up.

Wake up.

Let me wake him up.

Time for meal!

Steamed lamb. Steamed bear's paws,

steamed deer's tail.

Braised duck, braised chick, braised green goose.

Where are they?

What are you thinking?

See where we are.

Wake up.

Have you all woken up? Have you all woken up?

Wake up. Here you are.

Have some water.

Thanks.

What shall we do?

Anyway,

he makes me feel

he is rather cordial.

It seems

we are good friends reunited after a long separation.

No matter what result

I'll get in this program,

I am very happy

to meet such a good friend.

Are you all right?

Thank you.

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

Why does it stop?

Where does it stop?

Zhen Zheng, go to check it.

OK.

Boss.

Look.

Who arranged it?

Who arranged to go this line?

This line is short.

Short?

How dangerous it is!

Accident will occur easily on mountain roads.

I reported it to you

last night,

and you agreed,

so I dare to take this line.

I agreed?

Yes.

Last night?

Third, it is the scene change way

and line.

I think...

Economical and affordable.

I think it's OK.

I did agree,

but this...

What shall we do, boss?

One, two, three.

Come on!

One, two, three.

It doesn't move.

One, two, three.

One, two.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Come on. Try harder.

Girls, come and help them.

OK. Come to help.

One, two, three.

Try harder. Try harder.

Try harder.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

OK.

Let's get on the bus.

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