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I like you.

Sorry, I already have someone I like.

I like you.

Sorry, I already have someone I like.

Senior! Senior!

Thank you for taking care of me these past years.

I like you.

Sorry. I already have someone I like.

If love was a test, I would be someone

who would still fail on the retake test.

My love confessions ultimately all become farewells.

Without any exceptions.

Don't know if it's luck or sorrow.

I have never witnessed any of these cruel times.

3, 2, 1!

Happy New Year!

Because I always fall asleep,

In my life's most important moments.

[Episode 1: Wherever I fall...is wherever I fall asleep.]

Ding Xiaorou, just tell me.

Are you sent by other driver's education places?

Let me ask you. Do you want to continue practicing or not?

Coach, I was just a little late. You don't have to be so fierce.

I'm not talking about this.

It's this.

Look at you.

What are you up to, sticking these things on my car?

Coach, you don't know

all of these cars here look exactly the same! Every time I come, I search forever.

And, I thought to give Little White a gift.

I made it myself. Is it cute?

Driver's education cars are prohibited from being tampered with.

Just because of these things you did, I got a ￥500 fee!

Do you know that ￥500 to me-

You still say it's cute? Go tear it off!

We waited for three months for this car. According to your requirements,

We delivered the blue one from overseas.

How is it?

It's royal blue.

Royal blue matches good guys.

It's not difficult at all to find me if you need to buy a car.

Please look at the tires. According to your requirements,

it's the sporty kind.

19 is not as good as 18.

Go inside the car. Experience it.

Alright.

Adjust the seat.

Panoramic skylight.

Seatbelt.

Integrated Memory System Seat. Convenient.

Check the rear-view mirror.

Rear-view mirror.

It sounds good.

Most importantly, the sound insulation is especially good.

♫ If you want to sing, go ahead! ♫

Check the gear.

It's here.

- What about the parking break? -Parking break...

Can you do it? Can you do it?

Coach, your seatbelt.

It's news if it's not number one. Get to the point.

Finding a boyfriend and driving is the same principle.

You must not be anxious.

First of all, your objective has to be clear.

Left. Left. Left turn.

You can't tell the difference between left and right.

You won't be any good at finding a boyfriend either.

Sorry, Coach.

I was momentarily nervous. I will focus.

Keep the distance between the car in front of yours!

I've told you already! Finding a boyfriend and driving is the same!

If you chase too hard, it'll be easy for something bad to happen.

Look in front! Look in front!

You can't answer calls when you're driving. Concentrate!

Hello?

You still know to wake up?

Doctor Nan, the patient has already entered the operation room.

I'll go there immediately.

How's the person who's car I crashed into?

It seems like he's also in this hospital. I'll tell you after I look it up.

You can only be released from the hospital

if you don't have headache or nausea.

Do you hear?

Be obedient. I'm leaving.

Hello? Zhen Zheng.

The person who crashed into my car still hasn't contacted me.

Help me check.

Excuse me, do you guys have a patient named Ding Xiaorong?

She got into a car accident and was sent here.

I don't know how she is now.

Alright. I'll check for you.

This is...

This is what I wrote for you. Inside there's what I want to say to you.

Wait! Look at it when you're available.

Remember to respond to me if you have time.

Hello?

Xiaorong, I am Wang Te.

Hello. Go ahead and say what you want to say.

I looked at the letter you gave me.

Sorry, I let you misunderstand.

I already have someone I like. I already have...I like...

What is he doing here?

What are you doing?

Keep going, hurry.

Girl, what are you doing?

Excuse me, can you tell me which room Ding Xiao Rou is in?

Sure.

How come wherever I go, he's there?

Sorry! I didn't see anything!

I accidentally walked into the men's bathroom!

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Oh god, it wasn't on purpose.

I didn't see anything! What's wrong with me today? Sorry!

Because I was the last person Ding Xiao Rou talked to.

So the hospital called me.

Okay, I know!

What exactly do you want?

Hey, Bro, the country needs your assistance.

I'll make sure to return it to you.

Hello?

Brother Xin. Come back to the office. Something's happened!

Boss, promise me.

In a moment, whatever you hear or see, you have to watch your temper.

What is it?

-What happened? -So for the next show

we decided to invite 100 popular judges

-and let them and– -What's happening here?

Chi Xin, good, you're here. Come, sit.

Let me introduce you. This is a producer from Nova News—

Hello. I'm Tong Liang.

The company's policy-makers transferred me over here.

Starting from today,

I assume all control of Youth.

Oh, right.

This is the transfer order.

Director, please tell me the reason for the replacement.

I'll give you two.

No matter how big the star,

if there's any rumors, I'll take them down.

I admire you. Since you understand this reason,

then you must know that if a production director is close to the director,

they will be removed from the production.

You're injured? Rest well.

Chi Xin– you guys look out for him!

Chi Xin, it's all the company's productions.

The decisions are made by everyone, right?

Everyone?

It's not. I don't want to be like this, but your temper has to change!

It's fine. I'll go rest. Don't come find me until I'm done recovering!

The company arranged a new program for you!

Posted right here

is not only a love letter, but a warning.

Let me warn you all: the company recruited you here to work; not to

learn how to have romantic relationships.

When you don't put your heart in work,

you write these weird romantic things to harass male colleagues!

If she were a part-time employee, I would have fired her long ago!

Ding Xiaorou?

You know to run?

It looks like I can't return to the company.

Ding Xiaorou, Ding Xiaorou. You are so shameful.

How am I so unlucky?

What number of times is it that I've confessed?

It's not a lot. Isn't there next time?

Confession? Failure is more like it. And you dressed up?

Ding Xiaorou, if we hit someone's car, we have to take responsibility!

I should just work hard to make money.

Come on!

Enough!

I know you're picky. I'm sure you'll be satisfied with the next program.

This show we don't need to watch. We don't need to watch.

Plan to go home!

- What– - Don't worry.

- It's broken off! Broken off! - Listen to me, for this scene,

Uncle, just remember what I said. That isn't your decision–

Hey! It's broken. - Right, right..

I'm your dance partner!

- Calm down. - The food is here! The food is here!

- Aunt, hurry and eat. - Eat and then film.

Don't be upset, Aunt.

- Alright. Let's go watch other programs, okay? - Okay.

Are you really going to accept this program that only has a 0.08% rating?

Are you crazy?

Do you remember what we were like eight years ago?

That time, we were probably very skinny.

Today, I saw it.

Can I make a suggestion?

How about we go to the airport early too?

- Hello, Director. - Hello, Director.

I already packed up your clothing.

- I'm– I'm sorry! - It's okay, it's okay. - Let me do it.

What are you doing?

I'm sending you the program's new script.

Sorry, Boss.

It's okay. You're so busy anyways.

But, you've been with me for so long. You've worked hard.

Anyways, wherever you are, I have to be there too.

Boss, I have some business to ask you.

Suddenly returning such a good car,

is it because of Jiao Yun?

The ratings are horrid. Not a single PD is willing to accept it.

Basically, it will have to be cut after this episode finishes.

[Is obviously more than 200 divided by 365. It's very simple - Snow] [Smaller than 10 multiplied by 365]

Are you going to accept this program that has a 0.08% rating? Are you crazy?

Then I'll be crazy this once and see how it goes.

You are the owner of Building A's 4th floor, right?

Th— There's a parcel for you.

Pl-Pl-Please sign. ♫ Why does loving someone feel so amazing? ♫

- Your parcel. - Hold on.

Okay, okay. You don't need help, do you?

- No, no, no. Thank you. - You– good night!

♫ Call me, maybe you'll be close to me ♫

♫ I just can't believe that you're here ♫

♫ I just want to make you stay ♫

♫ You're making my heart go crazy ♫

♫ Tell me tell me we're onto something ♫

♫ I want your lips now, I want your kisses ♫

Wait, wait, wait! ♫ Tell me how you're feeling and you don't have to worry ♫

♫ Look at me baby, I'll get your story ♫

♫ I just want you close to me baby ♫

♫ I want your lips now, I want your kisses ♫

♫ Tell me how you're feeling and you don't have to worry ♫

♫ Look at me baby, I'll get your story ♫

♫ I just want you close to me baby ♫

The person who got hit because of you is out of the hospital.

Here's his phone number. I'll send to you, okay?

I'm sorry.

Once I earn money, I'll definitely pay it back to you.

Hello? When are you going to return my jacket?

Jacket? What jacket?

Hey, are you trying to scam me?

He is indeed a scammer.

Hello?

Hey, Mom, why aren't you asleep yet?

Oh, okay. Then go to bed soon.

It's like this on the first day of moving.

Are you going to let a sleep-deprived person live?

Hi!

What a coincidence!

Yeah.

Don't come over, don't come over.

- Long time no see. - Yeah, you're here now?

How come they are here too? Don't come over, don't come over.

If the three of us go together, there'll be a discount.

That's right. If the three of us go together,

we'll have someone to go with.

- How big is your's? - It's been eight months.

- Eight months? - Yes.

Hey, the bus is here.

Let's go.

I'm fine. I'm very good.

Very good.

She fainted so early in the morning?

It's you again!

I am Chi Xin. Right now, I'm at Zhong Lu Yun

neighborhood's public bus station.

It is now... 9:05 in the morning.

There is a woman

who has fallen on the side of the road, and is asleep without awakening.

I, being a humanitarian, helped her to the sidewalk.

I learned this trick from you.

Hello? Is this 120?

Sasa...

Are you awake? Let's get up.

- Slowly. - Okay, I know.

The doctors examined you and said it's fine if you don't wear this.

You've been hospitalized two days in a row.

Have you considered signing up for a membership?

Sasa, I troubled you again, didn't I?

The kind of trouble you bring... Well, I'm already used to it.

Hey, I can't accompany you tonight. After work, I have a meeting.

What meeting?

"Regularly Unlovable Men and Women Meeting"

Why am I talking about it? You won't go anyways.

- Who said? - Really?

Since I fell asleep, at least I did it outside

with the wind blowing with a person accompanying me.

Okay.

Forget about it. You're the best.

I know, I know.

Hey, do you know who called 120?

I don't know. Kind-hearted people don't leave their phone number.

Strange.

[No Dating Cafe]

No Dating Cafe.

How is it? The name's cool, right?

Even though I am a born beauty,

but I am always bullied by others.

I thought that I have found someone

who I can depend on for my entire life.

Yet...

Domestic violence occurred.

Let's calm Su Shan down first.

Qian Qian, tell us your story.

My name is Qian Qian. It is all Yi Fan's fault for being too nice to me.

Even though he already left for 1.5 years,

but I can't forget about him.

My mom asked me to go on a blind date.

Once I saw the guy, I will automatically think of

Yi Fan's face.

Yi Fan is the poodle that Qian Qian raised for 12 years.

Honestly I don't think you guys need to be so pessimistic.

Let's welcome our new member Ding Xiaorou to share her story.

After listening to your stories,

I believe you guys still have a chance to be in a relationship

as long as you guys want to.

Because in this world,

I am the only one who cannot be in a relationship for real.

When I was 15, I was cursed by a pregnant woman

who thought I was the third party.

She cursed that no one will love me.

Since then, I never have a successful love confession.

To be honest, every girl who has gone through puberty

wants to be in a real love relationship.

Therefore I told myself

that I can't become a loser just like that. I need to be more brave.

Even though I clearly know,

I won't have the chance to be in love for the rest of my life,

but I made my thirtieth love confession yesterday.

You are so brave!

Such story-sharing is interesting but I don't think it works for me.

What have I been telling you?

The curse is the problem lies in your heart. You have to overcome it.

There are so many people here who have a breakup.

Does anyone of them think they are being cursed?

- Let's go.- To where?

Just follow me.

[Break the curse][I want to be in love][No Dating Cafe]

You already failed for more than 30 times.

It would be okay for you to fail one more time, right?

Look at him. I just saw a perfection. No, a perfection of the perfection.

He is the live version of Rodin sculpture.

I bet he has both high intelligence and amazing visual. Let's go!

What are you doing? Sa Sa.

What are you going to do?

[My Girlfriend]

[MIni story]

Boss, I can promise you that you will find the type you like in there.

- Really?- This is for real very popular. I can't even find a parking space.

- I will go find parking first. - Okay.

- Have a nice day.- Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Domestic violence occurred.

I have been learning ballet since I was young because I believe

I can live a life that the Swan Princess has in fairy tales.

Let's calm Su Shan down first.

Qian Qian, tell us your story.

My name is Qian Qian. It's all Yi Fan's fault for being too nice to me.

Even though he already left for a year and a half,

but I cannot forget him.

My mom asked me to go on blind dates.

But once I saw the guy, I will automatically think of

Yi Fan's face.

Yi Fan is the poodle that Qian Qian raised for 12 years.

Geez.

Honestly I don't think you guys need to be so pessimistic.

Yes, yes. Let's welcome our new member Ding Xiaorou to share her story.

After listening to your stories,

I believe you guys still have a chance to be in a relationship

as long as you guys want to.

Because in this world,

I am the only one who cannot be in a relationship for real.

When I was 15, I was cursed by a pregnant woman

who thought I was the third party.

She cursed that no one will love me.

Since then, I never have a successful love confession.

To be honest, every girl who has gone through puberty

wants to be in a real love relationship.

Therefore I told myself

that I can't become a loser just like that. I need to be more brave.

Even though I know

I won't have the chance to be in love for the rest of my life,

but I made my thirtieth love confession yesterday.

Whoever rejected my confession

will find his true love within three days.

Interesting. I've found her.