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I like you.

Sorry, I already have someone I like.

I like you.

Sorry, I already have someone I like.

Senior! Senior!

Thank you for taking care of me these past three years.

I like you.

Sorry. I already have someone I like.

If love was a test, I would be someone who would still fail on the make-up test.

In the past ten years, whenever I wanted to embrace the god of love,

all my love confessions only became farewells. No exceptions.

I don't know if it's just luck or sorrow.

I haven't ever witnessed any of those cruel times...

Three, two, one!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

Because I always fell asleep

at the crucial moments in my life.

[My Girlfriend]

[Episode 1: Wherever I fall is where I'll sleep]

Ding Xiaorou, just tell me. Are you a spy sent over here by the other driving schools?

Let me ask you just one thing. Do you want to continue practicing or not?

Coach, I was just a little bit late. You don't have to be so fierce.

I'm not talking about that.

It's that.

Look at it.

What are you up to? Sticking this thing on my car?

Coach, you also know that

all of the cars here look exactly the same! It takes me a long time to find the right car.

So I thought of putting this on Little White. It makes her easier to find.

Just think of it as a gift that I gave to Little White.

I made it myself. Is it cute?

Cars from the driving school are prohibited from being tampered with.

Just because of this thing here, I got a ¥500 ticket!

Do you know that to me, ¥500 means—

And you still say it's cute? Go take it down!

We waited for a full three months for this car. According to your requirements,

we transported a specially made blue one from overseas to here.

How is it?

But it's royal blue.

Royal blue matches a good man. As long as you have me, it's not difficult at all to find the car you want.

Please look at this tire. According to your specified size requirement,

it's the sporty kind.

What I wanted was a 19-inch sport hubcap, not the original 18-inch original hubcap.

A 19-inch is not as good as an 18-inch.

Successful businessmen choose the 18. It speaks wealth! (T/N: Last character of 18 has similar sound to gaining wealth)

Of course, if the 19-inch is special to you,

no problem! We will change it for you immediately. But right now, what's more important is

to get inside the car and experience it.

All right?

Adjust the seat.

Panoramic skylight.

Seatbelt.

Integrated Memory System Seat. Very convenient.

Check the rear-view mirror.

Rear-view mirror.

Listen. That's the effect of surround sound.

It sounds so good.

Most importantly, the sound insulation is especially good.

♪ If you want to sing, go ahead! ♪

Check the gear.

It's here.

- What about the parking brake? - Parking brake...

Can you do it? Can you do it?

Coach, your seatbelt...

Step on the clutch. First gear.

The rating of the newest episode of "Go Youth" is out.

It reached number one again.

It would be news if it wasn't number one. Get to the point.

Finding a boyfriend and driving have the same principle.

You must not be anxious.

First of all, your objective has to be clear.

Okay, but are you really going to cancel your new car?

It's listed in the additional terms.

Party B has the right to cancel if the test drive is not satisfactory and if the car's arrival is within three months.

The car arrived after three months and two days. It already exceeded the timeframe.

As for the test drive, it was just a meaningless formality.

Left. Left! Left turn!

You can't even tell the difference between left and right. You won't be any good at finding a boyfriend either.

Sorry, Coach.

I was momentarily nervous. I will focus better.

Keep a distance from the car in front of yours. Keep a distance from the car in front of yours!

I told you already! Finding a boyfriend and driving is the same thing!

If you chase it too hard, it'll be easy for accidents to happen.

Eyes on the road ahead! Eyes on the road ahead!

You can't pick up calls while driving. Concentrate!

Hello?

♫ Ma n'atu sole. Cchiu' bello, oi ne' ♫ (TN: "O Sole Mio" is a popular classical song from Italy)

♫ 'O sole mio. Sta 'nfronte a te! ♫ (My sun. He's right in front of me.)

♫ 'O sole, 'o sole mio ♫ (The sun. My sun.)

♫ Sta 'nfronte a te! Sta 'nfronte a te! ♫ (He's right in front of me.)

You still know to wake up?

I already told you it's dangerous for people who have narcolepsy to drive. (T/N: A condition where you are unable to stay awake at any time, anywhere)

You don't listen to me at all. Look at you now. You even hit a BMW.

- A BMW? - Yes.

A BMW.

Doctor Nan, the patient has already entered the operating room.

I'll be there immediately.

How is the person whose car I crashed into?

It seems he's also in this hospital. I'll tell you after I look it up.

You can only be released from the hospital if you don't have any headaches, nausea, or uncomfortable symptoms.

- Do you hear me? - Yes.

Be obedient. I'm leaving.

If the accident is my responsibility. I will pay for everything.

I got hit by a white Santana at the intersection of Heping Road and Anli Road.

Furthermore, it better not be your responsibility.

If it is, I will definitely defend my rights.

Hello? Zhen Zheng.

The person who crashed into my car still hasn't contacted me. Help me check on it.

Ding Xiaorou, why did you drive when you know you have an illness?

Look at you now! You can't pay it back even if you don't eat or drink for a year.

Goddess, I promise that as long as I have the ability to repay my loans,

I will make sure to contact him first.

[I will repay you back when I have the money][I don't believe you!]

Excuse me. Do you guys have a patient named Ding Xiaorou?

She was just in a car accident and got sent to this hospital. I don't know right now, how she is doing?

All right. I'll check for you.

This is...

I wrote this for you. What I want to say to you is inside.

Wait! Look at it when you're free.

Remember to respond to me if you have time.

Hello?

Xiaorou, I am Wang Te.

Hello. Go ahead and say what you want to say.

I read the letter you gave me.

Sorry, I let you misunderstand.

I already have someone I like. I already have... I like...

Why is he here?

What are you doing?

Keep going, hurry.

Miss, what are you doing?

- Excuse me. Can you tell me which room Ding Xiaorou is in? - Sure.

How come I see him wherever I go?

Sorry! I didn't see anything! I just accidentally walked into the men's bathroom!

Sorry, sorry, sorry!

Oh god, I didn't do it on purpose.

I didn't see anything! What's wrong with me today? Sorry!

...because I was the last person Ding Xiaorou talked to on the phone and so the hospital called me.

Okay, I know!

What exactly do you want?

Hey, Bro, the country needs your assistance.

I'll make sure to return it to you.

Hello?

Brother Xin. Come back to the office. Something happened!

Boss, promise me.

In a moment, whatever you hear, whatever you see, you have to keep your temper in check.

What is it?

- What's happened? - So for the next show

we decided to invite 100 popular judges

- and let them— - What's happening here?

Chi Xin, it's good that you're here. Come, sit.

Let me introduce you. This is a producer from Nova News—

Hello. I'm Tong Liang.

The company's policy-makers transferred me over here. Starting today,

I will be taking over the program, "Go Youth."

Oh, right!

This is the transfer order.

Director, please tell me the reason for my replacement.

I'll give you two.

1. As a senior producer,

the advertisements of the sponsors are being completely forgotten.

2. The company spent an enormous amount of money to hire celebrities. Yet, you cut out all their scenes.

May I ask you which of those was not a big mistake?

The advertisements were not forgotten.

They were intentionally not produced. Their products have problems.

It's also the same principle, no matter how popular the star is,

if there are any bad rumors, I'll cut them out as well.

I admire you. Since you are using this logic,

then you must know that if a PD (Production Director) keeps on contradicting the director,

he will be removed from the production as well.

You're injured? Please rest well.

Chi Xin! You guys continue with the meeting.

Chi Xin, they're all company productions. Everyone is part of the same family, right?

Family?

It's not like that. I didn't want it to be like this, but your temper has to change!

It's fine. I'll take this opportunity to rest. Don't come find me when the rating drops.

The company arranged a new program for you!

What is posted here

is not only a love letter but a warning, too.

Let me warn you all. The company recruited you here to work, not to

learn how to form romantic relationships.

People like Ding Xiaorou are black sheep.

When you don't put your heart into work,

you'll write these weird romantic things to harass your male coworkers!

She is literally ruining the work environment.

If she wasn't a part-time employee, I would have fired her a long time ago!

Ding Xiaorou?

You still know to run?

It looks like I can't return to the company.

Ding Xiaorou, Ding Xiaorou. You are so embarrassing.

Why am I so unlucky?

How many times is it that I've confessed?

It's not a lot. Isn't there still a next time?

If not, how can you break your curse?

It's okay that you failed in your confession. But you crashed into a BMW?

It's been a day to be unlucky both physically and financially.

Ding Xiaorou, if you hit someone's car, you have to take responsibility!

I should just work hard to make money.

Keep fighting!

Senior, is this called a program? This is at most a TV shopping show!

Enough!

I know you're picky. I'm sure you'll be satisfied with the next program.

This program is called, "Spinning Wheel."

It can attract fans and become the leading trend of youth programs for the next generation.

This program will be even more energetic if you can participate as well.

T-This show... This show we don't need to watch. We don't need to watch.

Tell him to go home!

- What– - Don't worry.

- It's a breakup. Breakup! - Listen to me, for this scene...

-...Uncle, just remember what I said. That isn't your decision– - Hey! It's a breakup. - Right, right, right.

- She is only his dance partner. - Only a dance partner!

I'm only her dance partner!

It's called, "Love Sandstorms." It's a program dedicated to reconciling couples who want to break up.

The ratings are so bad, no producer wants to take it over.

We will probably get rid of it after this episode. Don't say I tried to fool you.

- Calm down! - The food is here! The food is here!

- Grandpa, just calm down.- Auntie, eat first.

- Auntie, hurry and eat. - Eat and then film.

Don't be upset, Auntie.

- All right. Let's go watch the other programs, okay? - Okay.

Love Sandstorms? Boss,

are you really going to accept this program that only has a 0.08% rating?

Are you crazy?

This program doesn't have any sponsors or celebrities.

We don't have to worry about anything. So we can do whatever we want.

But Boss...

Do you remember what we were like eight years ago?

At that time, we were probably a lot skinnier.

Today, I saw it.

Can I make a suggestion?

This script has problems.

I spent two days and two nights on this script.

I have to see the final script.

The director won't like your script for sure.

How do you know the director will have the same thoughts as you?

Let me tell you. Our director's thoughts

are not following our steps.

- Let me tell you... - You already read the booklet right? As for this side...

- Hello, Director. - Hello, Director.

Then, I will go gather new information.

I already packed up your clothing.

It has been delivered to your new place. Make sure you take it.

Boss, the information on the new program.

- I'm–I'm sorry! - It's okay, it's okay. - Let me do it.

What are you doing?

I'm giving you the program's new information.

Sorry, Boss.

It's okay. You're always this clumsy. I am used to it.

You've been with me for so long, too. You've worked hard.

You've been leading me since I was a new employee.

Anyway, I will always be wherever you are.

Boss, I have something to ask you about.

You returned such a good car all of a sudden,

is it because of Jiang Yuan?

Its called, "Love Sandstorms." It's dedicated to reconciling couples who want to break up.

The ratings are so bad that none of the other producers are willing to take it over.

We will probably get rid of it after this episode.

[No matter how small the job, it will be noticed in 365 days. No matter how hard it is, it will be less so in 365 days — Snow]

Are you really going to accept this program that only has a 0.08% rating? Are you crazy?

Then, I'll be crazy this once and see how it goes.

Y-Y-You are the new owner on Building A's 4th floor, right?

Th—There's a parcel for you.

P-P-Please sign here.

- Here's your parcels. - Hold on.

Okay, okay. Do you need any help?

- No, no, no. Thank you. - You... Goodnight!

♫ Call me maybe you'll be close to me ♫

♫ I just can't believe that you're here ♫

♫ I just wanna make you stay ♫

♫ You're making my heart go crazy now ♫

♫ Tell me tell me we're onto something ♫

♫ I want your lips now, I like your kisses ♫

Wait, wait, wait!

♫ Look at me baby, I'll hear your story ♫

♫ I just want you close to me baby ♫

♫ I want your lips now, I like your kisses ♫

♫ Tell me all your feeling and you don't have to worry ♫

♫ Look at me, baby, I'll hear your story ♫

♫ I just want you close to me baby ♫

The person who got hit because of you is out of the hospital now. I have his contact information. I'll send it to you, okay?

I'm sorry.

Once I earn money, I'll definitely pay it to you.

Hello? When are you going to return my jacket?

Jacket? What jacket?

Hey, are you trying to scam me? Huh?

She is indeed a scammer.

Hello?

Hey, Mom, why aren't you asleep yet?

Oh, okay. Then go to bed soon.

It's been like this since the first day I moved in.

Are you going to let a sleep-deprived person live?

Hi!

What a coincidence!

Yeah.

Don't come over here. Don't come over here.

- Long time, no see. - Yeah, you're here now?

How come they are here, too? Don't come over, don't come over.

Let me tell you. This musical prenatal education class is very good.

If the three of us go together, we'll get a discount.

That's right. If the three of us go together, we'll have someone to go with, too.

- How far along are you? - It'll be eight months.

- Eight months? - Yes.

Hey, the bus is here.

Let's go.

I'm fine. I'm really all right.

Very good--

She fainted so early in the morning?

It's you again!

Dead end for the CCTV cameras.

I am Chi Xin. Right now, I'm at Zong Lu Yuan's

neighborhood public bus stop.

It is now... 9:05 in the morning.

There is a woman...

who has fallen by the roadside and is now asleep and not awake.

I, being a humanitarian, will help her off the sidewalk.

I learned this from you.

Hello? Is this 120? (first-aid ambulance)

Sasa...

Are you awake? Get up then.

- Slow down. - Okay, okay, I know.

The doctor already examined you and said it's fine if you don't wear this anymore.

You've been hospitalized two days in a row. Have you considered signing up for a daily membership?

Sasa, I troubled you again, didn't I?

The kind of trouble you bring... Well, I'm already used to it.

Hey, I can't accompany you tonight. After work, I have a gathering.

What gathering?

It's a gathering for people who haven't been able to date for a period of time.

Why am I talking about it? You wouldn't go anyway.

- Who says? - Really?

I already have bad luck. I should just go and relax. At least, I'll have someone with me.

Okay.

Sasa, you're the best!

I know, I know, I know.

Hey, do you know who called 120?

I don't know. Most kind-hearted people usually don't leave their contact information.

Strange.

[Can't Love Cafe]

Can't Love Cafe?

How is it? The name's cool, right? Let's go!

Even though I am a born beauty,

I am always bullied by others.

I originally thought that I found someone I could depend on for my entire life.

Yet...

Domestic violence occurred.

Let's let Su Shan calm down first.

Qian Qian, tell us your story.

My name is Qian Qian. It is all Yi Fan's fault for being so nice to me.

Even though he's already been gone for a year and a half,

I can't forget him.

My mom asked me to go on blind dates.

But once I see the guy, I automatically think of

Yi Fan's face.

Yi Fan is the poodle that Qian Qian raised for 12 years.

Honestly, I don't think you guys need to be so pessimistic.

Yes, yes, yes. Let's welcome our new member, Ding Xiaorou, and let her share her story.

After listening to your stories,

I believe you still have a chance to be in a relationship as long as you want to.

Because in this world,

I am the only one who cannot be in a relationship for real.

When I was 15, I was cursed by a pregnant woman who mistakenly took me for the mistress.

She put a curse on me that I wouldn't find love for my entire life.

Since then, I've never had a successful love confession.

To be honest, every girl, who has gone through puberty,

wants to be in a real loving relationship.

Therefore, I told myself

that I can't become a loser like that. I need to be braver.

Even though I clearly know that I won't have the chance to be in love for the rest of my life,

I made my 30th love confession yesterday.

You are so brave!

Such story-sharing is interesting but I don't think it works for me.

What have I been telling you?

The curse is a problem that lies only in your heart. You have to overcome it.

There are so many people here who have had a breakup. Does any one of them think they are cursed?

- Let's go. - To where?

Just follow me.

[Break the curse] [I want to be in love] [Can't Love Cafe]

You've already failed 30 times or more. It would be okay if you fail one more time, right?

Look at him. I'm seeing perfection. No, a perfection of the perfect.

He is a living version of Rodin's sculpture.

I bet he has both high intelligence and an amazing visual. Let's go!

What are you doing? Sasa.

What are you going to do?

♫ Why are you squinting your eyes? ♫

♫ Who is always so willful? You won't listen to me ♫

♫ Keep practicing words that can be touching ♫

[My Girlfriend]

[Mini story]

Boss, I can promise you that you will find the type you like in there.

- Really? - This place is really very popular. I can't even find a parking space.

- I will go find a parking spot first. - Okay.

- Have a nice day. - Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Domestic violence occurred.

I have been learning ballet since I was young because I believed

I could live a life that the Swan Princess had in fairy tales.

Let's let Su Shan calm down first.

Qian Qian, tell us your story.

My name is Qian Qian. It's all Yi Fan's fault for being so nice to me.

Even though he's already been gone for a year and a half,

I can't forget him.

My mom asked me to go on blind dates.

But once I see the guy, I automatically think of

Yi Fan's face.

Yi Fan is the poodle that Qian Qian raised for 12 years.

Geez...

Honestly, I don't think you guys need to be so pessimistic.

Yes, yes, yes. Let's welcome our new member, Ding Xiaorou, and let her share her story.

After listening to your stories,

I believe you still have a chance to be in a relationship as long as you want to.

Because in this world,

I am the only one who cannot be in a relationship for real.

When I was 15, I was cursed by a pregnant woman who mistakenly took me as the mistress.

She put a curse on me that I wouldn't find love for my entire life.

Since then, I've never had a successful love confession.

To be honest, every girl who has gone through puberty,

wants to be in a real loving relationship.

Therefore, I told myself

that I can't become a loser like that. I need to be braver.

Even though I clearly know that I won't have the chance to be in love for the rest of my life,

I made my 30th love confession yesterday.

Whoever rejects my confession

will find his true love within three days.

Interesting. I've found her.

Timing and Subtitles Brought To You By The Cursed Love Team @ Viki

♫ Why are you squinting through your eyes? ♫

♫ Who’s the one that’s always wilful? ♫

♫ I’ve spoken of things, you didn’t hear ♫

♫ Heart-pounding words on repeat ♫

♫ The lines already fluently memorized ♫

♫ Who is it? Secretly pressing pause? ♫

♫ I don’t understand, who’s from Venus, who’s from Mars? ♫

♫ In your eyes, that brightest star is my decision ♫

♫ Thinking of you, my heart has traveled half the globe ♫

♫ It’s you who let my love awaken ♫

♫ Don’t say anymore, the encounter is happening now ♫

♫ Can’t wait, I want to see you ♫

♫ Don’t look. Yes, it’s you ♫

♫ Even though in my heart, I commanded ♫

♫ Why doesn’t it listen? ♫

♫ Can’t wait to confess to you ♫

♫ I’m thinking of you, while I’m still awake ♫

♫ Answer my question now ♫

♫ You, you, you can you please love me? ♫

♫ Why do your warm breaths ♫

♫ Flutter like a kitten? ♫

♫ No wonder I become entranced ♫

♫ What crystal ball magic do you have ♫

♫ That lets ordinary light form a halo? ♫

♫ I’ve not seen such miracles ♫

♫ Who said that I came from Venus, you came from Mars? ♫

♫ In your eyes, that brightest star is my decision ♫

♫ Thinking of you, my heart has traveled half the globe ♫

♫ It’s you who let my love awaken ♫

♫ Don’t say anymore, the encounter is happening now ♫

♫ Can’t wait to see you ♫

♫ Don’t look. Yes, it’s you ♫

♫ Even though in my heart, I commanded ♫

♫ Why doesn’t it listen? ♫

♫ Can’t wait to confess to you ♫

♫ I’m thinking of you, while I’m still awake ♫

♫ Answer my question now ♫

♫ You, you, you, can you please love me? ♫

♫ All of the prophecies in the world ♫

♫ Are reshuffled because of you ♫

♫ To let me protect you by your side ♫

♫ That’s okay ♫

♫ Your daydreams, I want to make them come true for you ♫

♫ Street lights illuminate the window ♫

♫ Please come to me ♫

♫ Can’t wait, I want to see you ♫

♫ Don’t look. Yes, it’s you ♫

♫ Even though in my heart, I commanded ♫

♫ Why doesn’t it listen? ♫

♫ Can’t wait to confess to you ♫

♫ I’m thinking of you, while I’m still awake ♫

♫ Now I’m telling you, I belong to you ♫

♫ Can’t wait, I want to see you ♫

♫ Don’t look. Yes, it’s you ♫

♫ Even though in my heart, I commanded ♫

♫ Why doesn’t it listen? ♫

♫ Can’t wait to confess to you ♫

♫ I 'm thinking of you, while I’m still awake ♫

♫ Answer my question now ♫

♫ You, you, you, can you please love me? ♫