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Welcome to the first annual
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Finnegan High Film Festival!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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Everyone worked really hard
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on their films,
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although, for many of these,
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you cannot tell.
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- Nonetheless,
- at the end of the night,
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The best film will be awarded
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the grand prize...
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the Golden Fryer!
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[collectively "ooh" ing]
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made of molten gold...
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[all]
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Ooh.
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And an actual chicken.
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- [all]
- Eww!
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Fine.
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If you don't want this one,
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you can choose to accept
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the...
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Golden Block of Tofu.
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- [collectively]
- Ooh...
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- Although, truth is,
- this is also made of chicken.
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? Good-bye, summer,
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hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying
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to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you calling kid?
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Who you calling kid? ?
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? Who you calling kid? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ?
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? Who you calling kid? ?
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All right, the first film
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in our festival is by...
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Oh. Adam Young.
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Well, I guess
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we'll watch it anyway.
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Thanks for the support.
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Did that sound like support?
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Huh. Really got to work
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on my inflection.
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Here I am...
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a charming,
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intelligent, handsome,
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single professor...
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- and although
- my best friend says
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- I should occasionally
- pull my face away
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- From my microscope
- and look at something
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Other than this...
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corrosive diplococcus,
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I can't imagine
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that, in my entire life,
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I'll ever see something
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more beautiful and exquisite.
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Sorry I'm late,
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Professor A.D. Orable!
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It's pronounced "adorable."
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I'm your new graduate student.
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Oh, you must be...
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Wanda Mary Adam.
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-Why don't you help me...
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-I can help you...
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- [both]
- catalogue these bacteria.
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[giggles]
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Just let me fix my hair.
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[romantic theme playing]
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[yelling]
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Turn off the fan!
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[romantic theme stops]
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Oh, Professor! I am so sorry.
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- That stuff won't
- hurt you, will it?
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Nothing hurts,
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as long as you're here.
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Really? Because it seems to be
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eating through your coat.
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Can't feel it.
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[With effort] All I can feel
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is the warmth of your presence.
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The heat.
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The burning...
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searing heat...
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of your presence.
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[cell phone rings]
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Oh.
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I need to take this.
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I'll be right back.
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[door closes]
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Now I can feel it!
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I've never met anyone like her.
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She's amazing.
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- I can't believe
- you wrote a movie
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Just so you could
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get close to Echo.
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Derby! Stick to the script.
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What? Oh. Are we rolling?
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[monotone]
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You should ask her out.
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She'd be lucky to have you.
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- You're a great guy,
- funny, charming,
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And boyishly handsome...
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Seriously?
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Do I really have to say
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this stuff?
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I know this is a movie,
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but it should be
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slightly believable!
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[Mrs. Byrne] Would you two quit
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it with the sappy yammering?
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I'm trying to relax
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and have a schvitz.
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Mrs. Byrne,
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you're not in this scene!
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What scene?
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[kettle whistling]
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[romantic theme playing]
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Huh. Where is Wanda Mary Adam?
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I'd better call and find out.
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[speed-dials, line rings]
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- Hello?
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- Wanda?
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- She can't come
- to the phone right now.
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- She's getting married.
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- I do.
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And do you, Wanda,
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take this man
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- to be your lawfully
- wedded husband for as long
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As you both shall live?
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Oh, no!
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This is terrible.
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What am I...
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A charming, intelligent,
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handsome, single professor...
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Going to do?
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I just need to stay calm
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- and approach this
- in a rational manner.
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- [roaring]
- Wanda!
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Wanda!
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- [Tater]
- Can we wrap this up?
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I'm meeting a minister
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and a rabbi for golf.
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I'm sorry. I can't marry you.
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He's the one that I want.
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Professor A. Dorable!
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Wand...
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[glass shatters]
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Aah...
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- I knew we were meant
- to be together!
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Could you hold on a second?
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[giggles]
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I do!
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Great. I now pronounce you
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husband and wife.
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["The Wedding March" playing]
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[applause]
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"Wanda Mary Adam."
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I just got it!
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Well, I guess that
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didn't work out.
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Maybe it will in the sequel.
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There won't be a sequel.
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I don't want my wife
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working in this business.
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Next up, we have
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a film from... Derby!
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OK! So everybody put on
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your 3d glasses.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[clatter]
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Derby!
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3d movies are made using
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special technology.
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You can't just throw stuff
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and expect it to seem life-like.
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Well argued.
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[music resumes]
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[sirens approach, tires squeal]
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Oh, no! They've got hostages!
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Thanks for coming,
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"McAwesome."
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It's my McPleasure.
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Now bring me up to speed,
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and don't leave anything out.
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- The smallest detail
- can mean the difference
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Between life and death.
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Bad guys have taken over
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the bank. They...
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Got it, and now they're
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gonna get this.
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[Echo] Please! Let us go!
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- I'm a 30-something
- mother-to-be.
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My husband and I
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are expecting triplets.
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And... this will be
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their first gift!
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And tomorrow, I'm supposed
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to have leg-transplant surgery
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and stand for the first time.
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Quiet, hostages!
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Come on! That was
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a very reasonable request.
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- [German accent]
- Soon, I will be in possession
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Of every safety deposit box
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in the world.
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Und if anyone wants to use one,
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they'll have to pay me
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hefty monthly fees,
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plus a non-refundable
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key deposit!
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[laughing evilly]
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[Dang] Delivery!
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Here is the Chinese food
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you asked for
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as one of your demands.
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- They're still working
- on the helicopter
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And the natural-looking toupee.
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I'm serious about
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the natural-looking part.
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They always say you can't tell,
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but you can tell.
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This Chinese food bag
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is empty!
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- [Derby's voice]:
- So is the bag of chances
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That you'll get out of here.
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[latex ripping]
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McAwesome!
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I thought I took care
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of you in Paris.
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You did.
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You treated me very nicely...
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the 5-star hotel,
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the fancy meals,
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the stimulating conversation.
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- For a madman bent on
- destroying the world,
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You're a wonderful host!
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But this time, you've gone
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too far!
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Oh, no!
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I'm having my babies now!
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[grunting]
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Nein!
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[high-pitched scream]
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[roars]
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And you can take that
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to the bank.
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McAwesome did it!
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[crowd cheering]
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You did it, McAwesome!
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The hostages are going home
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to their families.
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Thanks, cop-on-the-beat,
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but I don't do it for the glory.
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That may be, but the president
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wants to thank you personally.
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["Hail to the Chief" playing]
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McAwesome, you have once again
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saved our country from bad guys.
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I shall now bestow upon you
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- this nation's
- greatest distinction...
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The Congressional Swedish-style
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Massage of Honor.
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Mmm.
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Wow, Derby,
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that turned out great.
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And the way you destroyed
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part of the school...
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that was an amazing
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special effect!
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Special effect.
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Yes.
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OK. Next movie. Slab?
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Once upon a time...
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in a land far away...
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[angry mob shouting]
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We don't like you!
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Quit it!
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I was just looking for the mall!
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I heard a new Big 'n' Tall
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store opened up.
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Hey, Shlab,
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why so blue?
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'Cause no one likes me, Goat.
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I like you, when you're
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not mocking me
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for my ability to grow
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a beard, but not a mustache.
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That reminds me...
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[laughs mockingly]
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Ooh. The king's herald is
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going to make an announcement.
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[plays jazzy be-bop]
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Hear ye, hear ye!
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I love be-bop.
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I also bear news from the king.
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The princess has been kidnapped
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by an evil dragon.
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A handsome reward awaits
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whoever shall save her!
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Goat! You know
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what I'm thinking?
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If you save the princess,
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she'll marry you
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and no one will
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throw rocks at you?
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Yeah.
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[dragon roaring]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Seriously? About to save
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the princess here!
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OK. We're at the dragon's lair.
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You go in, smite the dragon,
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and rescue the princess,
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while I...
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rub against this tree.
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Oh, that's...
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[bleats] goo-oo-ood.
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- [Echo's voice]
- Help! Help!
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It's the princess!
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Won't someone save me? Even
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someone big, blue, and ugly?
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Who are you calling...
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fair enough.
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[roaring]
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Out of my way, dragon.
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You dare set foot in my lair?!
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[exhales]
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[groans]
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That won't slow down
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the dragon for long.
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He's a nasty, rotten bully!
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Yeah, but so are you.
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Who are you calling...
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Fair enough.
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There!
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OK, OK. Take her!
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Ow! Ow! Dragon wedgie!
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[Echo's voice] My hero!
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I will be yours forever.
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[Echo's voice]
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And I do mean forever.
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Come on, people!
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Now would be a good time
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to hit me with a rock!
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[playing a jazzy riff]
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[half-hearted applause]
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Applaud like you were moved!
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[cheering]
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Now shower me with flowers!
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Now make me the darling
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of the club scene!
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[techno music playing]
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That's better!
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Our next film is called...
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"Tater & Me."
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Oh! That's so sweet.
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Someone made a movie about me.
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I did.
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Uh-oh.
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I am standing outside
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Finnegan High,
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considered by many to be
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the worst school in our nation.
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- Let's step through
- these doors and see if it's
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As bad as people say.
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According
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to the school directory,
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this is "home ec" class.
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- Let's have this worker
- come over here and tell us
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What she's working on.
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Do you mind?
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Sure.
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[chain clatters]
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We're making
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cheerleader uniforms.
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For who? These aren't
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the Finnegan High colors.
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We don't ask who we're
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making these for.
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We don't even ask
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for bathroom breaks.
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Are you saying Principal Tater
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is running a sweatshop?
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00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:22,616
Not on camera, I'm not.
388
00:15:22,649 --> 00:15:24,232
Great news!
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00:15:24,269 --> 00:15:25,871
- We just got the contract
- to make underpants
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For the new Big 'n' Tall store.
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Use this as your template.
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00:15:31,372 --> 00:15:33,289
- Mr. Tater, would you
- care to comment on...
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00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:34,867
[high-pitched scream]
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00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,187
There have been reports
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of rats and cockroaches
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in the cafeteria kitchen.
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Let's see
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if these rumors are true.
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00:15:56,794 --> 00:15:58,273
Ahh, the subtlety
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of the tarragon.
401
00:15:59,785 --> 00:16:01,264
Francois, you've
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00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,738
outdone yourself.
403
00:16:02,776 --> 00:16:06,359
Oh, no. Gaston, wait.
404
00:16:06,388 --> 00:16:08,347
- Just because I like
- the soup doesn't mean
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I don't like
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00:16:09,464 --> 00:16:10,546
your salade ni�oise.
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00:16:10,584 --> 00:16:12,542
- Mr. Tater, would you
- care to comment on...
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00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:14,536
[high-pitched scream]
409
00:16:14,572 --> 00:16:16,530
[Echo] And, to this day,
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00:16:16,566 --> 00:16:18,004
Principal Tater remains
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in charge of Finnegan High.
412
00:16:19,473 --> 00:16:21,140
[music ends]
413
00:16:21,177 --> 00:16:22,927
Oh, thank goodness.
414
00:16:22,962 --> 00:16:24,838
She didn't show any
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00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,707
of the really bad stuff.
416
00:16:26,742 --> 00:16:28,951
And now, our final film
417
00:16:28,945 --> 00:16:31,152
of the evening is from... Dang!
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00:16:31,187 --> 00:16:32,437
You introduced me?
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00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:33,746
[everyone]
420
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,012
Ah!
421
00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:37,008
Psst. Roll film.
422
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:38,877
Ah!
423
00:16:38,913 --> 00:16:40,852
Could everyone stop screaming
424
00:16:40,847 --> 00:16:42,783
and just roll the film?
425
00:16:45,227 --> 00:16:47,727
[theme music playing]
426
00:16:57,023 --> 00:16:59,086
I seek the one known
427
00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:01,142
as "Savage Wind Hands!"
428
00:17:01,177 --> 00:17:04,552
He killed my father...
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00:17:04,584 --> 00:17:07,958
in a game of "Go Fish."
430
00:17:07,989 --> 00:17:11,905
He must now face my vengeance!
431
00:17:16,297 --> 00:17:17,569
Should have asked
432
00:17:17,566 --> 00:17:18,835
before chopping.
433
00:17:24,065 --> 00:17:25,273
Hiyah!
434
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,520
Hiyah!
435
00:17:26,557 --> 00:17:28,932
Hiyah!
436
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,216
[groans]
437
00:17:30,253 --> 00:17:32,003
Yah... oh!
438
00:17:33,992 --> 00:17:36,534
Is that the best you can do?
439
00:17:36,568 --> 00:17:38,109
Dang!
440
00:17:38,146 --> 00:17:39,729
[all] You called?
441
00:17:42,466 --> 00:17:44,007
[shrieks]
442
00:17:45,747 --> 00:17:48,497
I guess I did!
443
00:17:48,531 --> 00:17:49,989
[all grunting]
444
00:18:07,014 --> 00:18:09,557
[goose honks]
445
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:15,827
Savage wind hands...
446
00:18:15,822 --> 00:18:17,904
I have found you.
447
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,495
Ho, ho, ho!
448
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:22,969
You are no match for Dang.
449
00:18:23,007 --> 00:18:24,216
Hee, hee, hee.
450
00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:27,504
Quiet, village simpleton!
451
00:18:27,535 --> 00:18:28,827
[Dang]
452
00:18:28,824 --> 00:18:30,114
Savage Wind Hands!
453
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:34,110
Vengeance will be mine!
454
00:18:34,139 --> 00:18:36,722
Do you not recognize me...
455
00:18:36,756 --> 00:18:39,465
Grasshopper?
456
00:18:40,826 --> 00:18:42,034
Master?
457
00:18:42,073 --> 00:18:44,698
You cannot beat me.
458
00:18:44,731 --> 00:18:46,314
We will see!
459
00:18:57,317 --> 00:18:58,858
- [roars]
- Hiyah!
460
00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:03,100
Hiyah!
461
00:19:10,319 --> 00:19:11,798
Ha! You think
462
00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:13,272
you're the only one
463
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,851
who can freeze in mid-air?
464
00:19:17,629 --> 00:19:19,879
Ha. I tricked you!
465
00:19:19,913 --> 00:19:22,205
I'm not really frozen.
466
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,781
I'm standing on a chair!
467
00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:28,020
Ho, ho, ho!
468
00:19:28,055 --> 00:19:29,264
You cannot move!
469
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,843
[laughing]
470
00:19:36,571 --> 00:19:38,426
Now to punch you where
471
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:40,274
the sun does not shine...
472
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,389
this room.
473
00:19:43,423 --> 00:19:45,528
You should really consider
474
00:19:45,523 --> 00:19:47,626
putting in a skylight.
475
00:19:48,824 --> 00:19:50,783
[applause]
476
00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:52,776
[gong sounds]
477
00:19:54,307 --> 00:19:55,391
OK, we'll take
478
00:19:55,388 --> 00:19:56,470
a short intermission
479
00:19:56,509 --> 00:19:57,509
and then be back
480
00:19:57,507 --> 00:19:58,507
to announce the winner.
481
00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:00,836
Hey! You not wait
482
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:03,120
to watch the credit?
483
00:20:03,155 --> 00:20:05,426
Many people work
484
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:07,689
very hard on this movie.
485
00:20:07,724 --> 00:20:09,682
[all groan]
486
00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:11,634
[theme music playing]
487
00:20:23,882 --> 00:20:25,799
[theme music continuing]
488
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,157
[gong sounds]
489
00:20:33,435 --> 00:20:34,977
Fine films, everyone.
490
00:20:35,014 --> 00:20:37,222
You're all winners...
491
00:20:37,256 --> 00:20:39,673
but not really.
492
00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:41,666
- Only one of you
- will be a real winner
493
00:20:41,702 --> 00:20:44,036
And receive this trophy.
494
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:46,527
The rest of you... losers.
495
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,263
You can all share this one.
496
00:20:51,297 --> 00:20:53,131
And now, the "Golden Fryer"
497
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,958
goes to...
498
00:20:56,406 --> 00:20:58,239
Principal Tater
499
00:20:58,275 --> 00:20:59,859
for "The First Annual
500
00:20:59,855 --> 00:21:01,437
Finnegan High Film Festival!"
501
00:21:01,473 --> 00:21:03,016
[all protesting]
502
00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:04,678
People!
503
00:21:04,674 --> 00:21:06,297
I did make a movie. See?
504
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:09,250
And you're all in it.
505
00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:29,270
Wow. What a movie.
506
00:21:29,304 --> 00:21:31,304
So many layers.
507
00:21:31,354 --> 00:21:35,904
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