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♪ La la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la ♪
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- Cale...
- Jann.
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[THEME MUSIC]
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For God sakes, does it
have to be a jumpsuit?!
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It's gonna take 12 grown men
to get me out of this thing.
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Or one very... hot woman.
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What if I have to pee?
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Is it too late to cut
a little flap into this thing?
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Forget the flap.
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Wearing a jumpsuit instead
of a gown is a power move.
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I don't even know why it matters.
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It's a lame award.
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The Silver Tunie is nothing
to be ashamed of.
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It's for an album that still
gets airplay after 25 years.
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It screams "has been!"
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It also screams "not going anywhere."
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Besides, any award is an excuse
to be seen and get press.
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- You should be happy.
- And yet.
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And yet.
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[CHARLEY]: Hi!
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Hey, Charley. What are you doing here?
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Cale hired me
to do your social tonight,
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so I will live-tweet and...
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Insta for you.
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Oh, OK. I have been a little
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gun shy about my social media lately,
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ever since the hyperhidrosis fiasco.
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Oh, my God! What kind
of sick people am I helping?
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It makes me sweat
just thinking about it.
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Charley's got an eye for this stuff.
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It'll be good.
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What, are you guys pals now?
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Are your periods all synced up?
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Well, we've been hanging out.
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We've discovered
some similar interests.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Charley's got a dress on.
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I bet you she can urinate unrestricted.
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- Ew.
- I think peeing is a power move.
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Do you feel powerful, Charley?
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I guess.
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- You're wearing the jumpsuit.
- OK, fine.
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- Everybody's still coming, right?
- Yep.
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Mom, Dave and Gram were
all getting ready when I left.
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Great. Great. Great.
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What about on-again, off-again?
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You mean Cynthia?
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Yes. She's coming.
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I'm having the car pick her up first.
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She's gonna sit with everybody.
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Your date is sitting with your family?
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It's a work thing.
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I'm not even gonna be in my seat!
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OK.
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What is that look?
Cynthia and I are fine.
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We've never been better.
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We are so romantic.
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Put that in your bong and bong it.
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Look, I truly don't care.
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In fact, I am taking Cynthia
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on a hot air balloon ride this weekend.
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What is more romantic,
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than hot balls filled with gas?!
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Wow. OK.
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This tension sucks.
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You two need to work this out.
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First, we get through the Tunies.
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Then, you and I need
to have a serious talk.
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Oh, we're gonna have a serious talk.
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We're gonna have a serious talk.
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Set reminder: have very
serious talk with Cale.
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Hey Kiesza, those are my Flowga Pants!
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- Jann Arden!
- Hey. Hi.
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So, you're receiving the Silver Tunie.
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How do you feel?
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Well, I don't feel outdated,
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if that's what you're getting at.
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Ooh! The Reklaws!
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I'll just wait here.
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Congratulations on being nominated
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for Country Album of the Year!
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We're so excited. It's a real
honour to be nominated.
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Country's really on the rise again,
wouldn't you say?
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I wouldn't, I wouldn't say that.
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What's the best thing
about being here tonight?
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Getting to do it all
with my big sister.
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[SCOFFS] Yeah.
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- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
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There's no way those two are
brother and sister.
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That intense chemistry?
Nuh-uh. I don't buy it.
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They do kind of
share the same face, though.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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- What do you think?
- OK. Let's go.
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Let's get you in. This is Jann Arden.
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- Hi.
- Any questions for her?
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And who are you wearing tonight?
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Uh, this fresh power move is,
uh, Nadine de Waal.
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Oh! Like Madeline Merlo?
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Excu...
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Do I have my jumpsuit on backwards?!
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Looks like it. Yeah.
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And you didn't notice?
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Don't worry about it!
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You look good.
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My eyes are up here, Cale!
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- I'll get you a pin.
- Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna need a zipper.
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- Ahem. Oh. Hey, Madeline.
- Jann, hi!
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- We're twins.
- Oh, we sure are.
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I love your take on it.
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Thank you. I'm a trailblazer.
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There must be a lot of body
tape holding that thing up.
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Yeah. There are two rolls, actually.
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And, uh, the sweat is...
is eating away at the adhesive.
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I've got a flap in mine.
It's for peeing.
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'Cause I pee quite a bit, so.
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We should get a photo together.
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- Should we?
- Yeah.
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We should? Thanks.
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Don't even think about it, Charley!
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It's a real Who Wore It Better!
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Madeline... by a landslide.
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Mm-hmm.
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[DAVID]: You girls
excited to see Auntie J
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receive an award on TV?
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- Yeah!
- I wanna be on TV.
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Yeah, well, write some hit songs.
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Then, wait 25 years
for everyone to remember
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how much they loved them and...
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- Bob's your uncle.
- I thought we had no uncles
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because Auntie J likes
to keep her options open.
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She said that, huh?
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Wow.
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You should see the leak-proof
nipple guards under here.
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- Go on.
- Mm-hmm.
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One carrot for every five pretzels.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Look, it's Auntie J!
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But it was just my bra
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stuck in the pant leg of my jeans!
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Hey, Cynthia.
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- You look wonderful!
- Thanks!
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The car's waiting. Is everyone ready?
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We look a lot alike. Uncanny, really.
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It's really uncanny.
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Uh, well, families don't
move that fast.
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Max and I are good to go.
Nora's still getting ready.
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And the babysitter's not here yet.
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Oh, cool.
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Well, I told Jann I would be there
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to see her get her award,
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so is there anything I can do
to hurry things up?
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Oh, don't worry.
The red carpet takes forever.
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We'll be there for the show.
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Ready!
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- Oh, Nora! You look lovely!
- Oh!
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And you smell like cotton candy!
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Oh, that's my bubble bath.
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It's my bubble bath!
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Someone hasn't learned to share.
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OK. Let's go!
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The babysitter's not here yet.
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She is 10 minutes out.
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Do we have to wait for her?
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I mean, can't the kids just be
left alone for 10 minutes?
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Uh, well, you'd think so.
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But as soon as you leave the room,
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they just sense the
lack of adult energy.
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And then, they're just
suddenly running with knives.
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Yeah, into the fire they just started.
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- Yeah.
- [SIGHS]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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- Excuse me. Sorry, guys.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
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welcome to the 63rd
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- annual Tunie Awards.- I like your pants.
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Please find your seat
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as the show will begin shortly.
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Reserved seating is for
nominees and their guests only.
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- If you have...
- Fantastic.
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They should charge less
for obstructed views.
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You didn't pay a dime to be here.
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It's the principle, Cale.
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Another thing we're
adding to the serious talk:
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your complaining.
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Ahem! Hey, Jann!
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Hey, you look beautiful.
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Thank you.
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Way to show Madeline Merlo
who wore it better.
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Todd, you've always been so supportive.
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- It was me, right?
- Of course...
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It was you!
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Remember our first Tunies?
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Oh, my God. We were so green!
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Yeah, but the shrimp was bad.
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Ladies and gentlemen, once again,
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please take your seats as
the show will begin shortly.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
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Our next performance
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is one of Tunie's
Breakout Artists of the Year.
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Give it up for Nia Taylor!
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[CHEERING]
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♪ Take your coat and shoes off ♪
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- Is this the new song you wrote?
- Yes.
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♪ Four billion people surround us ♪
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- You gave it to Todd?
- Yes, I did.
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Put it on the list.
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♪ So many souls lose their way ♪
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♪ All that we have is each other ♪
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♪ And that's all I've ever wanted ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- Sweet Jesus in a jam jar.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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I don't see your mom.
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Do you know if they made it?
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Holy crap!
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A photo I posted is trending!
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Let me see.
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You have really captured her humanity,
you traitor!
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I thought you were supposed
to be taking pictures of me.
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OK. I'll find a good place
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to take pictures of you from.
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No low angles.
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No high angles!
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- NO ANGLES!
- Oh, my God.
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...but let's take a moment
to think about them.
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Oh, great.
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So I'm on after the dead people parade?
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[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS]
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Is she interpretive dancing
the causes of death?
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♪ ♪
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- Heart attack.
- [GASPS]
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Alcohol poisoning.
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That's why I don't do that anymore.
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[AUDIENCE MURMURING]
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Death by squirrel?
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Nut cancer.
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It's strange. I mean,
I texted the sitter.
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She's usually on time.
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Oh, my God. We're
gonna miss the whole thing!
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- [PHONE CHIMES]
- Oh.
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That's not good.
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What is it, Jann? Is she pissed?
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Don't freak out,
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but the sitter's been in an accident.
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Apparently, she's been
hit by a rickshaw.
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I believe those are called foot taxis.
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So how much longer is she gonna be?
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Well, she's in the hospital
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getting her arm in a cast
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and being monitored
for a possible concussion.
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So like, 10 minutes?
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Uh, Cyn, she's not coming.
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Oh, God! I knew I should have
left without you all!
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- Hey!
- I'll stay. You guys go.
259
00:10:17,089 --> 00:10:19,563
- No, I'll stay.
- She's your sister.
260
00:10:19,612 --> 00:10:21,176
I know, but you never get to go out.
261
00:10:21,224 --> 00:10:23,331
- I don't give a flying...
- Kids!
262
00:10:23,461 --> 00:10:25,894
...F who stays, but I'm going.
263
00:10:26,036 --> 00:10:27,917
[MAX SIGHS]
264
00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:29,852
- [CRACKLING]
- [SCREAMING]
265
00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:31,887
[DRIPPING]
266
00:10:32,042 --> 00:10:34,758
- The TV's haunted!
- [SCREAMING]
267
00:10:34,815 --> 00:10:36,892
- [MAX]: What's going on?!
- [DAVID]: What the hell?!
268
00:10:37,198 --> 00:10:39,061
- Oh, my God!
- [GIRLS SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
269
00:10:39,815 --> 00:10:42,081
Run, Sammy! Run! It's gonna get us!
270
00:10:42,159 --> 00:10:44,755
[DAVID]: Bathroom's flooded.
The tub overflowed.
271
00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:47,503
Oh...
272
00:10:47,823 --> 00:10:49,546
Mom, is that your bath?
273
00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:53,050
No. I didn't have a bath today.
274
00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:55,120
You did, Mom. I heard you fill it up.
275
00:10:55,203 --> 00:10:56,253
I didn't!
276
00:10:56,301 --> 00:10:58,878
Did you turn the tap off
or did you forget?
277
00:10:59,227 --> 00:11:02,053
Whenever anything goes wrong,
you blame me!
278
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,030
Mom, I can't watch you
every minute of the day!
279
00:11:07,638 --> 00:11:10,006
- Oh...
- [MAX SIGHS]
280
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,062
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS]
281
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:22,957
Can we just talk about how you
282
00:11:23,006 --> 00:11:24,902
didn't trust me to
do that original song
283
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:26,050
and then Nia goes out there
284
00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:27,144
and sings it and everybody loves it
285
00:11:27,193 --> 00:11:28,419
and that could've been me?
286
00:11:29,519 --> 00:11:32,118
Nia is young, fresh and beautiful.
287
00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:33,923
She could've sung
a vacuum cleaner manual
288
00:11:33,972 --> 00:11:35,253
and people would've loved it.
289
00:11:35,302 --> 00:11:36,996
Youth is a major factor
in this industry,
290
00:11:37,045 --> 00:11:38,582
and the fact that you
don't acknowledge that
291
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:39,917
is becoming a real problem!
292
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,511
Well, if you think
young people are so easy to manage,
293
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,222
why in the hell
would you wanna represent
294
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,745
a 40-year-old woman like myself?
295
00:11:45,794 --> 00:11:47,066
I saw the opportunity to build
296
00:11:47,115 --> 00:11:48,586
something big that would last:
297
00:11:48,635 --> 00:11:49,770
Your legacy.
298
00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:51,300
Your comeback was
an incredible challenge,
299
00:11:51,348 --> 00:11:53,085
but I didn't realize
what a challenge it would be
300
00:11:53,134 --> 00:11:54,721
just to get you to listen!
301
00:11:55,675 --> 00:11:57,448
- [LAUGHING]
- [APPLAUSE]
302
00:11:58,340 --> 00:11:59,483
Did I die?
303
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,967
Am I in Hell?!
304
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,045
Jann, you're alive
305
00:12:03,226 --> 00:12:05,576
and well and being celebrated.
306
00:12:05,787 --> 00:12:07,348
Your award's up next.
307
00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:09,563
- Right. Right. Right.
- OK.
308
00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:12,555
It's my pleasure to present
309
00:12:12,604 --> 00:12:14,966
the Silver Tunie Award to Jann Arden.
310
00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,686
Her album Living Under June
311
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,059
remains a favourite of mine,
312
00:12:18,108 --> 00:12:19,405
and I know I'm not alone.
313
00:12:19,454 --> 00:12:21,663
Please, give it up for Jann Arden!
314
00:12:21,712 --> 00:12:23,057
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
315
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,741
My speech. My speech.
316
00:12:24,842 --> 00:12:26,350
My speech came out of my flap!
317
00:12:26,399 --> 00:12:27,601
I don't have my speech!
318
00:12:27,756 --> 00:12:30,139
♪ Hey, why am I single? ♪
319
00:12:30,248 --> 00:12:32,229
[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
320
00:12:32,278 --> 00:12:34,241
You're gonna have to wing it.
321
00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:35,506
But Jann...
322
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,580
Don't be yourself.
323
00:12:37,682 --> 00:12:39,889
♪ I've got a wiener in my thermos ♪
324
00:12:39,984 --> 00:12:42,806
♪ I'm having another hot flash ♪
325
00:12:44,123 --> 00:12:46,998
♪ I've got a wiener in my thermos ♪
326
00:12:47,047 --> 00:12:49,709
♪ I'm a hot mess, I'm a hot mess ♪
327
00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:51,879
♪ I'm a hot mess ♪
328
00:12:52,698 --> 00:12:54,314
Thank you so much.
329
00:12:54,627 --> 00:12:56,416
I'm, uh...
330
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,327
I'm kind of overwhelmed.
331
00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:00,132
I'm very grateful to be here.
332
00:13:00,181 --> 00:13:02,464
I had a speech, and I...
333
00:13:02,584 --> 00:13:04,480
- I don't know what I did with it.
- [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
334
00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:06,474
Uh, yeah, my career.
335
00:13:06,523 --> 00:13:09,839
I have had some low points.
336
00:13:09,911 --> 00:13:11,896
Some of them are very
high in the search results,
337
00:13:11,945 --> 00:13:14,081
- if you Google my name.
- [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
338
00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:15,384
Yeah.
339
00:13:15,873 --> 00:13:18,130
Um, but I've had some wonderful times.
340
00:13:18,179 --> 00:13:20,909
I've had some-some high points too
341
00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:23,412
and this record is
certainly one of them.
342
00:13:23,461 --> 00:13:26,766
Uh... I owe much of my success
343
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,569
to my manager...
344
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,090
my former manager,
345
00:13:31,214 --> 00:13:32,919
Todd Granger...
346
00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:35,894
Who has been my...
347
00:13:36,037 --> 00:13:37,321
Cheerleader.
348
00:13:37,396 --> 00:13:39,608
He has been my coach.
349
00:13:40,377 --> 00:13:42,091
And he is...
350
00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:45,685
Someone who has always,
always had my back.
351
00:13:46,161 --> 00:13:48,255
Thank you very much for this.
Thank you.
352
00:13:48,385 --> 00:13:50,506
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
353
00:13:51,101 --> 00:13:53,202
[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
354
00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:58,521
CALE! You have never supported me!
355
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:01,138
And I'm not talking
about my ta-ta tape.
356
00:14:01,187 --> 00:14:03,049
I'm talking about you.
357
00:14:03,215 --> 00:14:05,038
You have never understood me.
358
00:14:05,087 --> 00:14:07,692
And you-you never even
know what I need.
359
00:14:07,818 --> 00:14:09,481
And you're fired.
360
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,497
Jann...
361
00:14:12,703 --> 00:14:14,538
You're gonna die alone.
362
00:14:18,854 --> 00:14:20,310
[SIGHS]
363
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,328
[RECEDING FOOTSTEPS]
364
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,214
- [WOMAN]: Congratulations, Nia!
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
365
00:14:27,871 --> 00:14:30,159
- Hey! Over here!
- [MAN]: Well done!
366
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,328
Todd! Todd!
367
00:14:32,599 --> 00:14:33,877
Jann, hey!
368
00:14:33,926 --> 00:14:35,396
- Great speech.
- Thank you.
369
00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:37,566
Thank you for giving me
that beautiful shout-out!
370
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,076
I'm here to give you something else...
371
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:42,488
- Your job back!
- What?
372
00:14:42,622 --> 00:14:44,510
I fired Cale so you can
be my manager again.
373
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:46,783
Jann...
374
00:14:46,903 --> 00:14:48,746
- I can't.
- What?
375
00:14:48,795 --> 00:14:50,194
I miss you.
376
00:14:50,245 --> 00:14:51,752
And I'm proud of you.
377
00:14:52,048 --> 00:14:53,727
But I can't be your manager right now.
378
00:14:53,776 --> 00:14:55,500
I'm so busy with Nia.
379
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,235
I'm a one client kind of guy.
380
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,441
Todd.
381
00:15:02,451 --> 00:15:03,973
Bye, Jann.
382
00:15:12,555 --> 00:15:14,706
- [WOMAN]: Jann!
- I gotta pee.
383
00:15:17,493 --> 00:15:18,657
I feel bad.
384
00:15:18,706 --> 00:15:21,020
I didn't mean to get so mad at her.
385
00:15:21,159 --> 00:15:23,928
- I know.
- Ugh.
386
00:15:25,828 --> 00:15:27,774
The baby was up there.
387
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,050
I mean, what if next time, she just...
388
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,696
Forgets to unplug the iron or...
389
00:15:35,326 --> 00:15:37,647
I'd actually let myself
forget she was sick.
390
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,358
I'm so mad at myself.
391
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,420
I'm sorry, babe.
392
00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:46,978
I don't think that I feel
comfortable having Mom
393
00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:49,034
home alone with the kids anymore.
394
00:15:49,179 --> 00:15:50,229
Is that bad?
395
00:15:50,277 --> 00:15:52,407
Am I just like, a terrible person?
396
00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:54,194
No, no, no, no, look...
397
00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:56,915
Our number one job in this world,
398
00:15:56,964 --> 00:15:58,906
is to protect those kids.
399
00:16:01,078 --> 00:16:02,759
So that's exactly what we're gonna do.
400
00:16:02,808 --> 00:16:03,962
OK?
401
00:16:04,157 --> 00:16:05,606
Mm.
402
00:16:05,774 --> 00:16:07,376
[DOOR OPENS]
403
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,426
Thanks, everybody, for showing up!
404
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:13,517
Where were you ding-dongs?
405
00:16:13,621 --> 00:16:15,590
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
406
00:16:16,544 --> 00:16:18,678
What happened?
407
00:16:19,883 --> 00:16:22,547
Nora left the tap on,
flooded the upstairs.
408
00:16:24,419 --> 00:16:25,861
Was it bad?
409
00:16:26,191 --> 00:16:27,413
It was bad.
410
00:16:27,462 --> 00:16:29,107
The girls were really upset.
411
00:16:29,243 --> 00:16:30,688
I'll go check on them.
412
00:16:30,737 --> 00:16:32,122
Thank you, Charley.
413
00:16:32,949 --> 00:16:35,184
We're gonna figure this out.
414
00:16:37,255 --> 00:16:39,266
[JANN SIGHS]
415
00:16:39,361 --> 00:16:40,486
[SIGHS]
416
00:16:40,605 --> 00:16:41,704
Oh. Hey, Mom!
417
00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:43,165
Hi, sweetheart!
418
00:16:43,214 --> 00:16:45,523
Oh, I'm sorry we missed your award.
419
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,594
Oh, it hasn't been a great day.
420
00:16:48,677 --> 00:16:50,238
It's OK.
421
00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:52,160
Just come and sit with me.
422
00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:54,439
I don't remember doing it but,
423
00:16:54,488 --> 00:16:56,236
Max said I did, so...
424
00:16:56,285 --> 00:16:57,705
[NORA SIGHS]
425
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,177
...I guess it must have been me.
426
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:03,288
[SIGHS]
427
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,485
OK, Mom.
428
00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:11,332
I think you should move
back into the cottage with me.
429
00:17:11,381 --> 00:17:13,016
What do you think of that?
430
00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:14,600
Depends.
431
00:17:14,649 --> 00:17:17,222
You gonna blame me
for everything that goes wrong?
432
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,629
Probably.
433
00:17:18,751 --> 00:17:20,492
I promise I'll try not to.
434
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,591
- OK?
- OK.
435
00:17:22,778 --> 00:17:24,287
OK.
436
00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:26,626
[SIGHS]
437
00:17:26,675 --> 00:17:29,091
I'll go
wherever you girls want me to go.
438
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,530
Oh...
439
00:17:31,212 --> 00:17:32,915
- Oh.
- You know, Mom,
440
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,540
we're all kind of lost in this.
441
00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:36,525
We're doing the best we can.
442
00:17:36,574 --> 00:17:37,792
I know.
443
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,852
The girls are asleep.
444
00:17:41,055 --> 00:17:42,456
What's that?
445
00:17:42,652 --> 00:17:44,501
Oh, it's just my screensaver.
446
00:17:45,025 --> 00:17:47,037
It's a slideshow
of a bunch of my pictures.
447
00:17:47,086 --> 00:17:48,212
[DAVID]: Huh.
448
00:17:48,331 --> 00:17:49,471
You took those?
449
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,463
I had no idea you had become
such a photographer.
450
00:17:52,649 --> 00:17:54,727
I literally take pictures all the time.
451
00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:55,795
No, I know,
452
00:17:55,844 --> 00:17:57,759
but I thought it was more
sort of navel-gazing
453
00:17:57,808 --> 00:17:59,545
selfie like-bait crap.
454
00:18:00,032 --> 00:18:01,190
OK, that's fair.
455
00:18:01,239 --> 00:18:02,728
Oh, no. Charley,
456
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,157
you're very talented.
457
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:06,025
OK, your level of enthusiasm
458
00:18:06,074 --> 00:18:08,001
for this is creeping me out right now.
459
00:18:08,549 --> 00:18:09,940
Oh.
460
00:18:10,258 --> 00:18:12,454
- [DAVID CHUCKLING]
- [MAX]: Oh, wow.
461
00:18:13,321 --> 00:18:15,380
♪ When I am old
462
00:18:16,202 --> 00:18:18,540
♪ I'll think of all the hearts ♪
463
00:18:18,589 --> 00:18:21,486
♪ I broke to be here ♪
464
00:18:23,588 --> 00:18:25,268
♪ With you ♪
465
00:18:28,259 --> 00:18:30,416
♪ When I am gray ♪
466
00:18:31,107 --> 00:18:32,876
♪ And somewhat vague ♪
467
00:18:32,925 --> 00:18:34,711
♪ and too confused ♪
468
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:38,378
♪ I know I'll still remember you ♪
469
00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:41,055
♪ The very most ♪
470
00:18:42,093 --> 00:18:45,103
♪ And all the days will wrap ♪
471
00:18:45,152 --> 00:18:47,638
♪ around our fingers ♪
472
00:18:49,618 --> 00:18:52,657
♪ They'll disappear ♪
473
00:18:52,773 --> 00:18:57,216
♪ Oh, they disappear ♪
474
00:18:57,372 --> 00:19:00,694
♪ ♪
475
00:19:01,031 --> 00:19:04,943
- [UPBEAT MUSIC]
- ♪ La la la la la ♪
476
00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:07,695
♪ La la la la la ♪
477
00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:11,464
Isn't this romantic?
478
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,971
- Very.
- This is really fun.
479
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,821
I've always wanted to do this.
480
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,478
[WIND GUSTING]
481
00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:22,347
Listen...
482
00:19:22,612 --> 00:19:26,105
I'd kneel, but it's
so damn small in here,
483
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,613
and my knees are kind of jimmied.
484
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:31,574
Cynthia Bowen, will you marry me?
485
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:34,407
What are you doing?!
486
00:19:34,501 --> 00:19:36,876
We've only been together
again for a couple of months!
487
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,798
And we've been in therapy
that whole time!
488
00:19:38,847 --> 00:19:40,667
And even then,
we've had our tough moments.
489
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,001
And?
490
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,354
Why are you doing this?
491
00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:45,156
Because I don't wanna die alone!
492
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:47,415
That is a terrible reason to propose.
493
00:19:47,545 --> 00:19:49,524
I thought that was
the main reason people did this.
494
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:51,072
She's not wrong.
495
00:19:54,956 --> 00:19:56,456
Is that a yes?
496
00:19:56,505 --> 00:19:57,549
This is insane.
497
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,947
I didn't hear no.
498
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,660
I think it's a no.
499
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:01,952
You don't even know her, Gord!
500
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,230
It's a no.
501
00:20:03,356 --> 00:20:04,628
Oh.
502
00:20:06,549 --> 00:20:08,430
How long is this ride?
503
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,636
That's not up to me.
It's up to the wind.
504
00:20:10,838 --> 00:20:13,025
- Perfect.
- Could be an hour.
505
00:20:13,074 --> 00:20:14,620
- Fine.
- Could be four or five.
506
00:20:14,669 --> 00:20:16,790
I GET IT, GORD!
507
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,176
I get it.
508
00:20:20,149 --> 00:20:22,984
Just livin' my best life.
509
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,451
So are you single, Gord?
510
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:26,972
I go lighter.
511
00:20:27,021 --> 00:20:28,432
Like,
I left there one day and I thought,
512
00:20:28,481 --> 00:20:29,902
oh, my God, I don't even have nipples.
513
00:20:29,951 --> 00:20:31,206
They went way too light.
514
00:20:31,255 --> 00:20:33,120
- I didn't know they did that.
- They do.
515
00:20:33,169 --> 00:20:35,860
Oh, God,
you can get them lighter or darker.
516
00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:38,659
You wait 'til you get older,
Madeline Merlo.
517
00:20:39,465 --> 00:20:41,541
Does anyone ever call you Chardonnay?
518
00:20:41,981 --> 00:20:44,219
Ahem. I heard that, Jenna.
519
00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:46,107
And I've slept with your brother!
520
00:20:46,156 --> 00:20:48,076
More than once!
521
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:52,266
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