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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:35,580 --> 00:01:37,410 守门员这个职业 2 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:39,080 是越老越妖 3 00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:42,790 也不知道是贵球队的哪位领导 4 00:01:42,790 --> 00:01:44,330 在茫茫人海中 5 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:45,410 一眼就叨中了我 6 00:01:45,410 --> 00:01:47,040 这只老妖精 7 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:51,250 虽然我三十七了 8 00:01:52,950 --> 00:01:55,080 可由于我发育的比较晚 9 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:59,080 所幸目前正处于身体的巅峰期 10 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,700 再加上我年轻的心态 11 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,750 我有信心踢到六十岁 12 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,330 这也刚好符合咱们国家法定的退休年龄 13 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:09,790 这菜还没凉 14 00:02:10,370 --> 00:02:11,450 要不吃点 15 00:02:11,450 --> 00:02:12,450 不用客气 16 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,330 我对付一口就行 17 00:02:20,370 --> 00:02:21,410 王多鱼 18 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:24,160 其实我对你非常了解 19 00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:28,250 你球龄二十年 20 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:30,910 长期混迹于丙级球队 21 00:02:30,910 --> 00:02:33,080 曾经在比赛当中因为咬人 22 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,500 被禁赛了两年 23 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,080 那两年你踢过女足 24 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,410 冯玉霞 25 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,080 往这边一点点 26 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,160 再一点点 27 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,290 做过日料 28 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,330 甚至 29 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:49,950 还去做过人体模特 30 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:52,910 麻烦控制一下 31 00:02:52,910 --> 00:02:53,790 不好意思 32 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:56,330 昨晚看球睡太晚了 33 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,700 在法律允许的范围内 34 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:03,160 你把身体开发到了极致 35 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:07,120 你说的那些都是我的 36 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,450 业余爱好 37 00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:10,080 不足以证明我的实力 38 00:03:10,910 --> 00:03:12,500 看来我是时候展示一下 39 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:15,160 一个优秀门将扎实的基本功 40 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:32,910 我其实要展示的是 41 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:35,700 守门员脱手后的第二反应 42 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:38,000 这时候对方球员一定会 43 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,950 在第一时间抬脚进行补射 44 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,540 而我 45 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:43,910 则会仰仗我的臀大肌 46 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,330 大腿外侧肌肉 47 00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:46,830 出色的爆发力 48 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:48,540 将身体腾一下子弹起 49 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:49,910 进行再次扑救 50 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:50,750 你 你们看 51 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:51,870 是这样 52 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:54,620 起 53 00:03:54,660 --> 00:03:55,620 起 54 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:56,620 起 55 00:03:56,790 --> 00:03:57,750 起来 56 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,410 地板有点滑 57 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:04,700 行了行了 58 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,080 你先歇会 59 00:04:06,450 --> 00:04:07,950 让我地板也歇会 60 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,370 实话实说吧 61 00:04:10,870 --> 00:04:13,080 我根本没打算签你 62 00:04:13,950 --> 00:04:16,290 没想签我你让我在这扑腾啥呢 63 00:04:16,830 --> 00:04:17,870 玩我呢 64 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,540 我大老远打车我过来花六十呢 65 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:43,620 后天 66 00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:46,500 我们两家球队的比赛 67 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:47,830 对我很重要 68 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:49,790 这二十万 69 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:52,330 我买你丢仨球 70 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:53,660 不少了吧 71 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:03,330 王多鱼兴奋起来 72 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:46,830 我认为你没有理由拒绝 73 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:55,000 守门员 74 00:05:55,450 --> 00:05:57,620 守的就是足球场上的底线 75 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:00,620 只要我还站在底线前 76 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:03,540 你们就一个球都别想进 77 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:17,120 你杵在那儿琢磨啥呢 78 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,620 摆什么造型 79 00:06:23,330 --> 00:06:24,790 没事儿啊 稳住 80 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:28,160 就算是飞毛腿导弹 81 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,580 我也得给你按住 82 00:06:51,830 --> 00:07:02,660 假球 83 00:07:15,410 --> 00:07:16,330 谢谢 84 00:07:20,410 --> 00:07:22,120 扔我干啥啊 85 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,910 扔你们伙儿守门员去 86 00:07:24,290 --> 00:07:25,750 快放我下来 87 00:07:26,370 --> 00:07:28,120 我又不是跟你们一伙的 88 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,580 太高 太高 太高了 89 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:50,580 对不起您拨打的电话已停机 90 00:07:51,410 --> 00:07:52,910 老铁记账 91 00:07:57,540 --> 00:07:58,660 多鱼 92 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:00,080 王多鱼 93 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:09,160 多鱼 94 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:14,660 多鱼 95 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:27,080 我门锁了吗 96 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:28,410 赔啊 97 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:33,000 打你电话打不通 98 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,040 我这不担心你怕你想不开么 99 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,290 你说你大白天你换什么灯泡 100 00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:39,450 你能不能把窗帘拉开 101 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:41,000 你这阳光你得 102 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 你得照进来 103 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:52,370 多鱼你也想开点 104 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:54,450 认为你踢假球的 105 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,700 那就是社会上一小撮不懂球的人 106 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:59,450 咱们球队上上下下都是非常信任你的 107 00:08:59,450 --> 00:09:01,330 认为你就是能力不行 108 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,160 你到底想说啥 109 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:06,830 当年 110 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:09,120 你替我出头咬人被禁赛 111 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,750 这个恩情我记着呢 112 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,410 一会教练那你不用担心 113 00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:13,910 有我面子在 114 00:09:13,910 --> 00:09:15,660 他不可能开除你 115 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,330 我们好聚好散 116 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,700 有时间回来看一看 117 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,620 教练也不是一个记仇的人 118 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:26,790 教练我发毒誓 119 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:27,910 我绝对没有踢假球 120 00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:30,000 那些都不重要了 121 00:09:30,410 --> 00:09:32,120 你踢没踢假球 122 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,790 都对得起你这个结果 123 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,330 那我也不想窝窝囊囊就这么走了 124 00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:39,450 再说没守门员了这训练也不方便 125 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:40,830 没有事 126 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:42,580 那不练得挺好的吗 127 00:09:48,290 --> 00:09:49,830 教练过分了啊 128 00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:51,870 王多鱼今天 129 00:09:51,870 --> 00:09:53,000 必须留下 130 00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:54,580 他要是走了 131 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:55,870 我也不干了 132 00:09:58,790 --> 00:10:00,080 一言为定 133 00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:02,660 双喜临门 134 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,250 有你这样的朋友 135 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:14,790 我心里好受多了 136 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:17,660 天无绝人之路 137 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:18,660 我的职业生涯 138 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,540 还没跟顶级球队交过手呢 139 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:21,750 我能就这么秃噜过去 140 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:23,660 年龄大怎么了 141 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,830 年龄大我靠脑子踢球 142 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:31,910 我脑子 143 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,750 点再背也总该有个头吧 144 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:37,330 我也该走走运了吧 145 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,000 粪 146 00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:44,580 代表财运 147 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:48,910 你看这财运 148 00:10:48,910 --> 00:10:50,160 多强势 149 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,660 这是要遇贵人呐 150 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,040 这人怎么跪这了 151 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,450 贵人呐 152 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:08,580 碰瓷的 153 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:10,950 滚蛋 154 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,790 车里有行车记录仪 155 00:11:16,830 --> 00:11:18,040 净吹牛 156 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,540 八百 157 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:28,830 刚才没撞上是吧 158 00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:32,580 你们干什么 159 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:34,950 撞太假了 160 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,410 我帮帮你 161 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,200 八百 救命啊 162 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,080 起 163 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,290 来来来 这这这 164 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:44,290 来 165 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,620 财运都给你了 166 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,410 以后你就不用再干缺德事了 167 00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:50,080 来来来 往后走 168 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:50,950 把整个车都擦擦 169 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,160 住手 170 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:53,540 把人放下 171 00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:59,250 你们怎么这样欺负人 172 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:00,620 看不出来 173 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,200 碰瓷的 174 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,040 美女你是要发朋友圈吗 175 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,080 你们不要太嚣张 176 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,500 撞了人还打人 177 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,660 过不过分 178 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:11,750 这哪来的小傻妞 179 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:12,580 你别碰我 180 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,700 我不碰你 你自己问他 181 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:15,620 来 你自己说 182 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,910 来 告诉大家你干啥的 183 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,660 先生你不要害怕 184 00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:19,910 勇敢地说出来 185 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:21,660 我们所有人会帮你撑腰的 186 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:23,410 我没事 187 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:25,620 他们应该 188 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,040 也不是故意的 189 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,910 什么叫我们也不是故意的 190 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,370 都别听他颠倒黑白 191 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,750 我们就是故意的 192 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:34,750 太嚣张了 193 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,370 正义会迟到 194 00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:37,620 但永远不会缺席 195 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:38,950 小姑娘 好样的 196 00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:40,000 咱们人多力量大 197 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,200 把他俩送入法网 198 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,410 对 送入法网 199 00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:43,450 送入法网 200 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:45,910 走不了了 201 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,870 怒发冲冠 202 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,580 凭栏处 203 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:57,080 潇潇雨歇 204 00:12:57,950 --> 00:12:59,200 抬望眼 205 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,580 仰天长啸 206 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:10,120 能听见我内心的长笑吗 207 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:12,250 有人出钱和解了 208 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,080 放了吧 209 00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:18,620 我们没想和解 210 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:19,500 你就是花钱了 211 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,080 这钱我们也不可能还给你 212 00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:23,330 你要是因为之前那几个球感谢我 213 00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:24,540 那就更不必了 214 00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:25,870 这点骨气我还是有的 215 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:28,120 你要非要感谢我 216 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,580 那你把我签了也行 217 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:32,870 金先生 218 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,410 我兄弟之前不懂规矩 219 00:13:35,410 --> 00:13:36,870 给你添麻烦了 220 00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:37,660 你这样吧 221 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,120 把我也签了 222 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,200 我帮你教育教育他 223 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,950 我其实不是什么球队老板 224 00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:46,160 之前收买你踢假球 225 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,160 其实是对你一个考验 226 00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:49,830 王多鱼 227 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,540 接下来你要听到的事情 228 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,910 对你来说可能过于震撼 229 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,620 你 230 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,160 最好有心理准备 231 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:08,370 多鱼 232 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,000 这是保险公司 233 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,750 保险公司可老有钱了 234 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:14,910 肯定是个大球队 235 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:16,620 请 236 00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:19,080 王多鱼你跟我进来 237 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,700 留步 238 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:30,160 金先生 239 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,120 金先生 240 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,410 这两位 241 00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:36,450 是光明信托基金会的殷先生跟赖先生 242 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:37,290 你好 243 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,540 你好 幸运儿 244 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:42,040 请 245 00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:43,120 坐 246 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:44,700 我就 247 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:45,700 站着听 248 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,040 王多鱼 249 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,950 你知不知道你爷爷 250 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,080 其实有一个弟弟 251 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,040 也就是你的二爷 252 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,580 四九年的时候 253 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,950 他跟家人闹翻失去了联系 254 00:14:57,950 --> 00:14:59,830 所有的亲戚 255 00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:01,450 都以为他死了 256 00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:03,700 其实 257 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,410 他上个月才刚刚在台北过世 258 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,410 而他生前 259 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,290 所拥有的财产 260 00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:14,290 那是你无法想象的 261 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,370 他是百万富翁吗 262 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,080 他是百亿富翁 263 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,200 他是保险大亨 264 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:25,290 而你 265 00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,370 是你二爷王宗耀 266 00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,200 唯一的继承人 267 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,160 先别太激动 268 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:45,200 虽然你通过老爷子设置的第一道考验 269 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,950 但是真的要继承这笔遗产 270 00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:48,620 并不是那么容易的事情 271 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,040 好 来 272 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:50,950 看看遗嘱 273 00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:08,080 王多鱼 274 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,700 我是你二爷 275 00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:16,500 没想到你竟然能混过我的第一个考验 276 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:23,080 当我知道你是我唯一继承人的时候 277 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,450 我差不点就直接 278 00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:26,450 嗝屁了 279 00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:28,120 你这个孙子 280 00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,540 挺大个老爷们 281 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,700 腆着个脸去踢女足 282 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,790 我呸 283 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:40,410 老金 284 00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:41,660 给我抽他 285 00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:47,290 尊重逝者遗愿 286 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,500 大孝子 287 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,120 听好了 288 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,120 我要你在一个月之内 289 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,870 花光十个亿 290 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,410 如果你能够做得到 291 00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:05,540 你就可以继承我 292 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:08,250 三百亿的遗产 293 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,410 肯定有条件 294 00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:13,040 当然有条件 295 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,040 首先 296 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,370 你必须在西虹市内 297 00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:27,080 合法地花光这笔钱 298 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,830 并且一个月之后 299 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:31,450 不能剩下任何资产 300 00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:33,160 第二 301 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,660 不可以赠送 302 00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:36,250 不可以做慈善 303 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:40,160 每一笔钱都必须花在你自己身上 304 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:41,660 第三 305 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:45,080 你只可以雇用不超过一百个人 306 00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:51,000 前提是必须接受他们提供的等价服务 307 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,290 我知道你在想什么 308 00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:00,080 买几幅名画把它给烧了 309 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,000 没用 310 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,040 因为第四条就是 311 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,950 你不准毁坏任何有价值的东西 312 00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:10,500 你不准哄抬物价 313 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,700 超过市场价格的最高标准 314 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,290 最后 315 00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:19,950 这个游戏你不准告诉任何人 316 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,870 怎么样孙子 317 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,620 敢接受挑战吗 318 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,200 我很怀疑你的胆量 319 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:31,870 所以我在遗嘱上加了一条懦夫条款 320 00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:35,120 你可以当做这一切都没有发生 321 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,830 拿一千万走人 322 00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:39,660 或者 323 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,200 你可以赌把大的 324 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,500 三百亿 325 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,950 但是如果挑战失败 326 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,660 你一块钱都得不到 327 00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:58,370 这是挑战十亿元的协议书 328 00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,790 这是一千万元的支票 329 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,160 一个月花光十亿不留下任何资产 330 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,410 根本做不到的事情 331 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,500 这个考验太难 332 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,200 太难了 333 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,040 很多人 334 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,000 他中了大奖之后 335 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:07,870 也不知道为什么 336 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:10,290 他钱快要花光之后选择自杀 337 00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:11,160 有这种事 338 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,450 如果我放弃选择的话 339 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:15,500 那这三百亿怎么处置 340 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,200 那将会由殷先生和赖先生的基金会打理 341 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,160 当然会有很高的管理费 342 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,450 不高 343 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:23,830 没那么高 344 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,040 打小我爷爷就跟我说 345 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,660 一定要做有把握的事 346 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,290 我选择花光十亿 347 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,500 有一套 348 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,250 恭喜你 349 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,330 我从来就没听过我爷爷的话 350 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,080 好 351 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:53,080 那三十天之后的中午十二点 352 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,750 我们准时结束这个游戏 353 00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:57,910 在这个期间 354 00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:00,250 我会按照遗嘱的规则 355 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,120 对你进行监督 356 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,540 我也会指派一位我们公司的财务 357 00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,290 来记录你的开销 358 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,200 你如果把这个考验泄露给她 359 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,410 或者是试图要收买她 360 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,410 同样 361 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,160 你会自动失去继承权 362 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,200 我要是违规 363 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,330 我二爷 364 00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:17,700 被掘坟 365 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:20,120 夏竹 366 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,290 这就是我之前给你提到的客户 367 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,290 王多鱼先生 368 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,000 是你 369 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,950 你还靠 370 00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:30,000 我就因为你被警察拷走了 371 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,830 你还靠 372 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:31,950 金先生 373 00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:33,870 就是他继承了十亿 374 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:34,750 是啊 375 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,410 老天瞎了眼 376 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:37,870 你瞎了眼 377 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,200 因为你叫瞎猪 378 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:40,910 你听好了 379 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:42,040 我叫夏竹 380 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:42,870 瞎猪 381 00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:44,080 夏竹 别强 瞎猪 382 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,200 瞎猪 瞎猪 瞎猪 瞎猪 瞎猪 瞎猪 383 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:48,410 我警告你 384 00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:49,410 我叫瞎猪 385 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:52,620 这回记住了吧 386 00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:54,910 金先生 387 00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:57,000 我可不可以不接这份工作 388 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:57,910 不行 389 00:20:57,910 --> 00:21:00,160 我们没有选择客户的权利 390 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,330 那客户有选择客服的权利吗 391 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:03,080 有 392 00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:06,160 就她了 393 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,330 不能换了 394 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,040 好 395 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,790 那祝你们合作愉快 396 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,290 要不要看看十亿现金 397 00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:13,660 走 得看 398 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:16,000 你不看你怎么晃瞎她的猪眼 399 00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:22,250 庄强 400 00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:27,660 这不是那只瞎猪吗 401 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:28,410 你看 402 00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:29,910 大家对你的评价是一致的 403 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,080 她是这个公司的会计 404 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:39,910 现在呢 405 00:21:39,910 --> 00:21:41,700 是我的个人财务助理 406 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,620 你那点财务还需要助理 407 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,160 他们是不是把你签了 408 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,120 那倒没有 409 00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:50,500 只不过是我继承了十个亿 410 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,500 白高兴了 411 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,370 我还以为你找到下家了呢 412 00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:57,250 你刚才说什么 413 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,250 十个亿 414 00:22:11,370 --> 00:22:12,290 多鱼 415 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,500 沉住气 416 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,080 别让人看扁了 417 00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:22,370 请 418 00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:41,040 多鱼 419 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,330 咱不能让人看扁了 420 00:22:47,790 --> 00:22:48,950 地太滑 421 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,830 起来 422 00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:54,160 庄强 让我扶你起来 423 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:55,500 我自己起 424 00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:56,410 起来 425 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,790 起来 预备 起 426 00:23:22,450 --> 00:23:23,660 干啥的 427 00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:24,910 住手啊 428 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,120 这是咱家大客户 429 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:31,950 勇气可嘉 430 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,750 练家子吧 431 00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:35,580 军体拳总打过吧 432 00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:37,410 太好了 433 00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:38,080 跟着我 434 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,750 我按总统保镖给你开价 435 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,200 一个月 436 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,750 咋的也得十万吧 437 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:43,790 就十万 438 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,620 把你兄弟全叫来 439 00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:46,700 你当保安队长 440 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,410 去我会计那儿领钱 441 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,330 多鱼 咱花这么多钱雇这几个货 442 00:24:01,330 --> 00:24:03,040 咱再有钱咱也不能这么造 443 00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:04,370 我有我的打算 444 00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:06,410 我要干票大的 445 00:24:06,950 --> 00:24:08,120 是兄弟啥也别问 446 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,080 就支持我 447 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:09,910 行吗 448 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,540 我支持你没问题 449 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,790 但是保安队长这个事 450 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:15,450 我也能当 451 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:17,540 你放心 452 00:24:18,330 --> 00:24:20,040 你的猪脑我另作他用 453 00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:23,830 使上劲 454 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:24,700 来打门 来 455 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:25,950 咱状态拿出来 456 00:24:25,950 --> 00:24:27,330 要不然怎么赢球 457 00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:29,450 来 打 好球 继续射门 458 00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:42,450 不行劝劝周围小老百姓 459 00:24:42,450 --> 00:24:44,290 把房子都给他们拆了得了 460 00:24:44,290 --> 00:24:45,950 把两边看台全推倒 461 00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:47,700 外边铁栅栏该拆拆 462 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,080 到时候这草皮 463 00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:50,750 这草皮呢 464 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,660 这沙滩足球啊 465 00:24:53,370 --> 00:24:54,500 赶紧拉草皮过来 466 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:56,000 一定要符合欧盟标准 467 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:56,700 好 468 00:25:06,950 --> 00:25:08,160 快点 469 00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:12,000 这些都是王老板刚才要租的车 470 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,660 你们两个 471 00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:15,370 是要搞恐怖袭击吗 472 00:25:15,370 --> 00:25:16,200 我听这个意思 473 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,910 要把我这个球场炸平了 474 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,660 本来打算以普通人的身份跟你们相处 475 00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:24,330 可换来的却是疏远 476 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,330 不装了 477 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,200 我是亿万富翁 478 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,290 我摊牌了 479 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,040 我想把咱们球队租下来 480 00:25:34,370 --> 00:25:36,830 之后我邀请恒太队过来踢场球 481 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,410 咱们真刀真枪地跟他们干一场 482 00:25:39,410 --> 00:25:40,290 干 483 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:44,620 笑 484 00:25:45,790 --> 00:25:46,790 多鱼 485 00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:48,950 我呢 这个 486 00:25:48,950 --> 00:25:52,040 之前对你们两个确实是有点残忍 487 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,500 我这是自家小球队 488 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,040 我也没有办法 489 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,700 但我是真没有想到 490 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:59,080 这件事情对你们打击有那么大 491 00:25:59,950 --> 00:26:01,830 恒太队的事情先放一放 492 00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:03,450 你们两个人 493 00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:05,290 赶快去医院挂一个号 494 00:26:05,790 --> 00:26:07,040 检查一下脑子 495 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,370 这个事情拖不得 496 00:26:08,370 --> 00:26:09,540 我自掏腰包 497 00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:10,660 钱不用还了 498 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 你吧 499 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:14,790 这人心眼不坏 500 00:26:15,330 --> 00:26:16,830 就是眼界太窄了 501 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,410 你要没这两句掏心窝子的话 502 00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:20,910 我都想让它当主教练了 503 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,910 行了 这事就这么定了 504 00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:26,000 租金我不少付给你 505 00:26:29,330 --> 00:26:30,330 过来吧 506 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,200 这个人 507 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,370 相貌平平还有点土 508 00:26:39,790 --> 00:26:41,160 但是出手一阔 509 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,750 就显得那么英俊 510 00:26:42,910 --> 00:26:45,830 穿个乞丐装就像真乞丐一样 511 00:26:45,830 --> 00:26:47,950 有一些人突然有钱了之后 512 00:26:47,950 --> 00:26:50,450 会出现疯狂的报复性消费行为 513 00:26:50,450 --> 00:26:51,620 但这只是暂时的 514 00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:52,870 他应该已经恢复理智了 515 00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:04,250 晚高峰即将来临 516 00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:06,250 城市的各条主干道 517 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:09,330 就好像暴风雨来临前的宁静 518 00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:10,870 在康庄大道上 519 00:27:10,870 --> 00:27:13,660 有一个车队正在向南行驶 520 00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:16,080 他们一会儿排成个人字 521 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,040 一会儿排成个一字 522 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,620 十分得瑟 523 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,250 教练 524 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:28,500 你说我多倒霉 525 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,200 人生第一次坐婚车居然是跟你 526 00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:33,950 是你非让我坐在这里的好不好 527 00:27:36,330 --> 00:27:39,370 ♪这晚在街中偶遇心中的她♪ 528 00:27:39,830 --> 00:27:41,040 王先生 529 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,580 我不是你继承的遗产 530 00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:44,620 保持别动 531 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,790 你看你这苦瓜脸 532 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:48,040 一辈子都找不着男朋友 533 00:27:48,950 --> 00:27:50,370 让您费心了 534 00:27:50,370 --> 00:27:51,660 我已经有男朋友了 535 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:52,830 这么不巧 536 00:27:53,330 --> 00:27:54,700 干什么的啊 537 00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:55,700 有钱吗 538 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,620 他倒没有像你这样这么有钱 539 00:27:59,330 --> 00:28:00,910 他只不过是一个普普通通的 540 00:28:00,910 --> 00:28:03,580 西虹市十大杰出青年 541 00:28:03,580 --> 00:28:05,000 长相很平凡 542 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,330 有点像王力宏 543 00:28:06,870 --> 00:28:08,540 演说家 教育家 544 00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:10,200 平时就是上上电视 545 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,290 到各地去做一些传播正能量的演讲而已 546 00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:15,620 我以为你就是谦虚一下 547 00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:16,540 没想到 548 00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:18,120 真这么普通 549 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,330 要不然我看你面子 550 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:20,410 重金把他雇过来 551 00:28:20,410 --> 00:28:21,660 让他能干点啥干点啥 552 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,040 王先生 553 00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:26,160 我知道你认为钱 554 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,700 可以搞定任何人 555 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,500 但肯定不包括我男朋友 556 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:32,450 ♪这晚在街中偶遇心中的她♪ 557 00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:35,540 ♪两脚决定不听叫唤跟她归家♪ 558 00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:37,160 ♪深宵的冷风♪ 559 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,700 ♪不准吹去她♪ 560 00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:41,790 ♪她那幽幽眼神快要对我说话♪ 561 00:28:41,790 --> 00:28:45,000 ♪纤纤身影飘飘身影默默转来吧♪ 562 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,790 ♪对我说浪漫情人爱我吗♪ 563 00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:55,120 壮观不 564 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:55,910 壮观 565 00:28:56,290 --> 00:28:57,160 有气势 566 00:28:59,910 --> 00:29:01,120 这个是真的 567 00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,500 先生先生 这里边不可以拍照 568 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,830 先生 这里不能拍照 569 00:29:11,830 --> 00:29:13,040 请问你们有什么事吗 570 00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:15,830 我想请我们队员吃饭 571 00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:17,370 咱这有没有大点包间啊 572 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,120 对不起先生 573 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,620 我们这里是会员制 574 00:29:20,620 --> 00:29:22,160 并且酒店规定 575 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,330 必须着正装才可以入内 576 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:25,870 我这都不算正装 577 00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:27,950 那你把你经理叫来吧 578 00:29:27,950 --> 00:29:28,870 就说 579 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,950 西虹市首富叫他 580 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:33,160 经理 581 00:29:36,910 --> 00:29:38,080 这位先生有什么可以为您服务 582 00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:41,000 有什么需要我帮助的吗 583 00:29:42,870 --> 00:29:44,330 我想把你这全包下来 584 00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:45,540 一天得多少钱 585 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:48,000 先生您说笑了 586 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,620 这里应该是本市规格最高的酒店 587 00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:52,450 我们这规模虽然不大 588 00:29:52,450 --> 00:29:53,540 但是要全包下来 589 00:29:53,540 --> 00:29:55,370 一天起码也要十几万 590 00:29:55,790 --> 00:29:57,750 而且本酒店是会员制 591 00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:59,410 只对会员开放 592 00:29:59,410 --> 00:30:01,330 非常理解您想请朋友们 593 00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:03,290 把酒言欢的心情 594 00:30:03,290 --> 00:30:04,500 但是非常抱歉 595 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:05,410 行 596 00:30:05,410 --> 00:30:07,200 你也算是诸多势利眼中 597 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,540 最讲礼貌的那个 598 00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:12,660 看这地儿要行的话还能对付 599 00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:14,040 咱就把这儿包下来了 600 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:14,950 当宿舍了 601 00:30:14,950 --> 00:30:16,160 太好了 602 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:17,950 把屋儿都占满 603 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:19,160 不能有空着的 604 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,660 好 好 好 605 00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:22,040 这样 606 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,200 你们这会员包一天呢 是十几万 607 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,250 咱非会员 608 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,790 怎么着也得二十万吧 609 00:30:26,790 --> 00:30:28,000 所以我得跟你砍砍价了 610 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,330 咱先礼后兵 611 00:30:30,290 --> 00:30:32,160 我们这帮人呢都是糙人 612 00:30:32,370 --> 00:30:35,500 考虑到酒店老化 磨损 折旧这块 613 00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:37,700 那就一天奔三十万去了 614 00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:39,450 再加上我们这一包 615 00:30:39,450 --> 00:30:40,500 就一个月 616 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,040 你们天天看着我们 617 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,870 那肯定心里也挺堵的 618 00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:45,450 加上点精神损失费 619 00:30:45,450 --> 00:30:46,580 一天五十万 620 00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:47,700 咱这样吧 621 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,160 一口价 622 00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,700 一个月两千万 行不行 623 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:53,290 不会太为难你吧 624 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,000 先生 625 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,080 您实在是太精明了 626 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:57,910 一时间 627 00:30:57,910 --> 00:30:59,500 我竟无言以对 628 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:00,950 那能开发票吗 629 00:31:01,370 --> 00:31:02,750 能的话打钱 630 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,950 你真是杀了一手好价 631 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:05,910 是吧 632 00:31:05,910 --> 00:31:07,330 那赶紧吧 开饭吧 633 00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:09,290 好酒好菜都上来吧 634 00:31:09,290 --> 00:31:10,500 得勒 635 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,620 诸位爷 里边请 636 00:31:20,290 --> 00:31:22,450 来 你们少喝一点 637 00:31:22,450 --> 00:31:24,040 多吃一点 638 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,540 谁要的主食 639 00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:26,750 恶习赶紧改掉 640 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,410 吃龙虾一样能吃饱 641 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:29,910 大力 642 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,290 你看你胖的 643 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:32,250 你吃点素的 644 00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:33,160 松茸 645 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,000 服务员 646 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:34,870 来十盘松茸 647 00:31:35,620 --> 00:31:36,450 教练 648 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,660 我跟你说这拉菲就是葡萄汁 649 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:41,250 咱就直接拿瓶吹 650 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:42,080 踩箱喝 651 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:42,950 好好好 652 00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,330 别蹦跶了 赶紧抓紧时间吃 653 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:47,040 庄强 654 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,370 给哥儿几个陪好 655 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:50,700 不吃吐了拿你是问 656 00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,830 走 干了 干 657 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,250 这有点钱给他得瑟的 658 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,870 真把我们当要饭的了 659 00:31:57,660 --> 00:31:58,700 多鱼 660 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:01,660 就是典型的穷的时间太久了 661 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:03,080 暴发户心态 662 00:32:03,450 --> 00:32:04,370 自卑 663 00:32:04,370 --> 00:32:05,750 就是喜欢炫耀 664 00:32:05,950 --> 00:32:06,910 对对对 665 00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:08,120 你好 666 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:10,870 微视的朋友们大家好 667 00:32:10,870 --> 00:32:13,080 今天我要给大家表演一个 668 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,580 三口一头猪 669 00:32:14,830 --> 00:32:16,540 记得给我点赞哦 670 00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:20,450 哥 671 00:32:20,450 --> 00:32:21,330 行不 672 00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:22,580 安排的满意不 673 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:23,790 挺好 674 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,000 但我还是喜欢你一开始那种 675 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,330 桀骜不驯的样子 676 00:32:27,330 --> 00:32:28,450 你恢复一下 677 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,120 兄弟 我看你跟王老板关系那么好 678 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,200 他没赏你个啥挣钱的职位 679 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:40,580 我们哥俩儿的感情不掺杂任何利益 680 00:32:41,370 --> 00:32:43,790 你说那个 你还是没有一技之长 681 00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:45,700 就是大款身边的 682 00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:46,950 狗腿子呗 683 00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:51,250 之前冤枉我的事 684 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:52,540 我就不跟你计较了 685 00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:54,370 都是误会 686 00:32:55,330 --> 00:32:56,450 包括现在 687 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,120 我并不是你认为的那种人 688 00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:00,870 有些事情 689 00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:02,000 不能光看表面 690 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,000 我相信我已经透过表面 691 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,160 看到了本质 692 00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:08,620 行 你爱咋看咋看 693 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,290 主要是我的未来一段时间 694 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:12,290 我的资金流水会非常巨大 695 00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:13,950 你呢 696 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,410 千万不能算错 697 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,120 一分钱都不能记错 698 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:19,870 不能公报私仇 699 00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:24,790 我工作以来从来没有算错过任何一笔账 700 00:33:24,790 --> 00:33:27,000 我不会因为你而破例的 701 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,080 太好了 702 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,160 那我就能甩开膀子干了 703 00:33:30,870 --> 00:33:33,080 就怕你这后院起火 704 00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:36,950 谁是你后院 705 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,160 各位 706 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,200 简单说两句 707 00:33:42,790 --> 00:33:44,000 我们明天 708 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,040 就要新开一家投资公司 709 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,750 专门投资这世界上 710 00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:50,500 还没有实现的梦想 711 00:33:50,910 --> 00:33:53,540 这家投资公司的CEO 712 00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:56,040 将由我的好朋友 713 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,410 庄强担任 714 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:01,370 其实他一直都是一个被低估了的 715 00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:04,160 绝顶聪明的投资天才 716 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:05,790 咱们 717 00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:07,120 掌声有请 718 00:34:16,370 --> 00:34:18,120 我的钳就交给你了 719 00:34:21,540 --> 00:34:24,080 王多鱼是我哥儿们 720 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:28,830 你们总说我是他身边的一条狗 721 00:34:29,950 --> 00:34:31,200 今天 722 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,750 我就想让你们这帮瞧不起我的人 723 00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:36,910 认为我是废物的人 724 00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:38,580 都好好看看 725 00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:40,790 当狗有什么不好 726 00:34:42,910 --> 00:34:44,450 我现在想对你们说 727 00:35:03,950 --> 00:35:04,910 王总 728 00:35:04,910 --> 00:35:07,200 您要求的十亿身价的发型理好了 729 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,160 您看是多了还是少了 730 00:35:10,580 --> 00:35:11,580 正正好好 731 00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:12,790 那您先休息 732 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:19,500 王先生 733 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:22,250 你租礼服的钱我已经帮你结算好了 734 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,950 投资公司的招标广告 735 00:35:23,950 --> 00:35:25,410 也已经登报了 736 00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:26,410 另外 737 00:35:26,410 --> 00:35:27,660 恒太队已经接受了你 738 00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:29,870 一千万比一场友谊赛的报价 739 00:35:29,870 --> 00:35:30,910 真的吗 740 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,330 我想你是不是应该慎重考虑一下 741 00:35:33,330 --> 00:35:34,040 不用考虑了 742 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,370 赶紧把钱给打过去 743 00:35:35,370 --> 00:35:36,200 太好了 744 00:35:37,790 --> 00:35:38,830 太值了 745 00:35:40,410 --> 00:35:41,410 还有 746 00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:42,950 我实在不明白 747 00:35:42,950 --> 00:35:44,620 你所有东西都是租的 748 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:47,290 这样没有一样会是属于你个人财产 749 00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:50,080 我得区别于暴发户 750 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,450 集中火力干事业 751 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,450 把钱花在刀把上 752 00:35:53,450 --> 00:35:54,750 刀背上 753 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,040 我还是需要提醒你一下 754 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,410 虽然你有十亿 755 00:35:58,410 --> 00:36:00,160 但照你现在这样的花法 756 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,250 最多半年 757 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,750 你就要变回穷光蛋了 758 00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:03,790 半年 759 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,950 那不完犊子了吗 760 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,910 如果没有什么事情的话我就先走了 761 00:36:09,910 --> 00:36:11,410 我男朋友来接我了 762 00:36:12,910 --> 00:36:13,700 对了 763 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:17,000 他最近在西虹文化宫有两场售票演讲 764 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,790 主题是 765 00:36:17,790 --> 00:36:19,370 不能做金钱的奴隶 766 00:36:19,370 --> 00:36:21,200 到时候我可以请你去听一听 767 00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:23,370 王总 768 00:36:23,370 --> 00:36:25,000 外头有位柳建南先生 769 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,200 来找夏竹小姐 770 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,580 快快快 快请进来 771 00:36:27,950 --> 00:36:29,790 我看看这小王力宏长啥样 772 00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:31,910 你好你好 773 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,200 这位是我跟你提过的王多鱼先生 774 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,750 这是我男朋友柳建南 775 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000 您好 776 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,040 王先生年轻有为 777 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,790 你们这才是郎才女貌 778 00:36:41,790 --> 00:36:43,040 来喝一个 779 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,290 对不起 我不会喝酒 780 00:36:46,290 --> 00:36:47,160 我也不会 781 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,290 主要是贵 782 00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:54,450 刚才听说要开演讲会了 783 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,080 是 784 00:36:56,450 --> 00:36:58,330 现在的人都太看重钱 785 00:36:58,330 --> 00:37:01,000 我就是想传达一点正确的价值观 786 00:37:01,330 --> 00:37:02,370 票卖得好不好 787 00:37:02,370 --> 00:37:03,540 不太理想 788 00:37:03,540 --> 00:37:04,790 话题太高端 789 00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:07,120 现在人心太浮躁 790 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,790 没什么事的话我们就先走了 791 00:37:08,790 --> 00:37:09,700 等会 792 00:37:16,790 --> 00:37:17,790 我包一场 793 00:37:17,790 --> 00:37:19,450 回头我让我员工全去看 794 00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:21,620 王先生 795 00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:23,620 你忘了我刚跟你说半年的事 796 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,580 另外一场我也包了 797 00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:34,250 来 干一杯 798 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:35,950 你不是不喝酒 799 00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:38,410 此情此景 800 00:37:38,410 --> 00:37:39,580 知己难寻 801 00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:42,410 你演讲又不是为了赚钱 802 00:37:42,410 --> 00:37:45,870 我是为了给那些迷茫的人们 讲解生命的真谛 803 00:37:45,870 --> 00:37:47,410 我看王先生就很迷茫 804 00:37:47,410 --> 00:37:48,750 迷茫 特别迷茫 805 00:37:50,830 --> 00:37:52,120 看得出来 806 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:55,750 王先生是一个很有品位的人 807 00:37:57,370 --> 00:37:59,830 十九世纪外国造的钢琴 808 00:38:00,330 --> 00:38:01,540 好眼力 809 00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:03,200 一眼就能看出不是国产的 810 00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:06,000 刚才我路过您的院子挺不错的 811 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,410 但是绿植种的不太考究 812 00:38:08,410 --> 00:38:12,080 我之前在法国专门选修过庭院设计 813 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,370 纯属爱好 814 00:38:13,370 --> 00:38:14,910 那太好了 815 00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:16,330 我有个大胆的想法 816 00:38:16,330 --> 00:38:17,790 院子我就交给你了 817 00:38:17,790 --> 00:38:20,200 我除了付你采购绿植的钱之外 818 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,750 我还付你一个月的打理费 819 00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:23,450 我按市场最高价给你 820 00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:24,910 你什么意思 821 00:38:24,910 --> 00:38:27,250 他是教育家又不是园丁 822 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,450 再说你外面的院子是租的种什么树 823 00:38:30,540 --> 00:38:32,410 我就是纯属惜才 824 00:38:32,410 --> 00:38:34,200 那你要是不愿意那咱就算了 825 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,540 为什么算了 826 00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:38,040 这么好的院子哪能就这么算了 827 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,040 再说育人和种树都是园丁 828 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,370 我这也不算改行 829 00:38:42,580 --> 00:38:43,620 好 830 00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:45,950 那你好好做你的园丁 831 00:38:45,950 --> 00:38:47,370 别再来找我了 832 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,120 不是 夏 833 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:50,700 夏竹 834 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:55,330 明天早上我来上班 835 00:38:55,330 --> 00:38:56,790 工具我那都齐 836 00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:01,200 这是目前A股市场的潜力排名 837 00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:04,750 我们今天重点要推荐的是 838 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:07,080 未来网络生态链技术 839 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,370 六大生态循环补给 840 00:39:09,370 --> 00:39:12,950 有望成为市场与终端的交互枢纽 841 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,160 记笔记呢 842 00:39:14,790 --> 00:39:16,160 王总好 843 00:39:18,830 --> 00:39:20,660 咱都得学习庄总 844 00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:22,450 能把自己话全记下来 845 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,290 公司有你给我把着 846 00:39:27,290 --> 00:39:28,700 我踏实多了 847 00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:32,910 这样 848 00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:34,000 买股票 849 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:35,620 都得保守点 850 00:39:36,950 --> 00:39:38,790 那几只冒绿光的 851 00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:39,830 通通买进 852 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,790 王总我没听错吧 853 00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:45,330 那些都是夕阳产业 854 00:39:45,330 --> 00:39:47,160 随时都有可能被强制退市 855 00:39:47,410 --> 00:39:49,290 听见没有 再不买就买不着了 856 00:39:49,290 --> 00:39:51,080 赶紧去 快快快跑步前进 快 857 00:39:52,370 --> 00:39:54,450 对 要买就买少的 858 00:39:54,450 --> 00:39:56,330 心有灵犀 859 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,200 我要见王总 860 00:39:58,540 --> 00:39:59,540 干什么的 861 00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:01,080 我是来谈项目的 862 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,040 王总 863 00:40:03,370 --> 00:40:04,910 请您给我一分钟时间 864 00:40:04,910 --> 00:40:07,120 让我介绍一下我发明的陆游器 865 00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:09,000 我给你两分钟 866 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,580 你给我好好介绍一下你怎么得的精神病 867 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,000 是你的招标广告点燃了我 868 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,250 它的全名叫作 869 00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:18,250 陆地游泳器 870 00:40:19,410 --> 00:40:20,500 我的设计理念 871 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,200 就是让游泳这项运动 872 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,700 彻底地脱离水的束缚 873 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,080 我的陆游器最大的卖点就是 874 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,580 可以根据个人喜好自由地切换场景 875 00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:47,160 如果你喜欢在海里游 876 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,410 那就加点盐 877 00:40:48,410 --> 00:40:49,830 如果你还喜欢别的口味的话 878 00:40:49,830 --> 00:40:51,790 也可以加点牛奶 啤酒 橘子汁 879 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,330 没准 880 00:40:53,330 --> 00:40:55,410 刚从精神病院跑出来 881 00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:56,540 时间到了 882 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,290 这项目我投了 883 00:41:02,950 --> 00:41:04,250 马上量产 884 00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:06,200 就这玩意你都敢投 885 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,870 我不该干涉你的私事 886 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,200 但我很好奇 887 00:41:20,790 --> 00:41:23,450 你继承的钱 是有仇是吧 888 00:41:23,450 --> 00:41:25,660 钱是王八蛋 889 00:41:25,660 --> 00:41:27,620 我们要尊重梦想 890 00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:30,160 王总 891 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,660 我有一个埋藏多年的梦想 892 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,040 快说 893 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,500 越难实现越好 894 00:41:42,370 --> 00:41:43,830 我来自阿拉善 895 00:41:43,830 --> 00:41:46,040 我的家乡长期干旱 896 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,080 一杯冰水就要二十块钱 897 00:41:48,950 --> 00:41:50,870 而这块是北极 898 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,080 我的梦想是这样的 899 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,000 先去北极 900 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,040 挑上一座大小合适的冰山 901 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,910 山底下掏成一排排洞洞 902 00:41:57,910 --> 00:42:00,870 按上螺旋桨 再按上两万匹的柴油发动机 903 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:04,700 就可以驾驶着冰山沿着西伯利亚海 904 00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:06,410 经过叶尼塞河 905 00:42:06,410 --> 00:42:08,620 到达阿拉善大戈壁 906 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:10,580 那这冰山到一半就得融化 907 00:42:10,580 --> 00:42:11,370 我算过了 908 00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:13,540 太阳大的时候 开快些 909 00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:15,290 损耗总共不超过三成 910 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,000 我只要两百万 911 00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:20,950 买上一套柴油发动机 912 00:42:20,950 --> 00:42:22,160 两百万不行 913 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,450 你当我兄弟傻 914 00:42:23,450 --> 00:42:24,790 我投五百万 915 00:42:24,790 --> 00:42:26,370 给冰山提提速 916 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,000 妈 917 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,120 我出人头地了 918 00:42:35,370 --> 00:42:36,950 我之前跟你说过 919 00:42:36,950 --> 00:42:38,450 你的钱只够用半年 920 00:42:38,450 --> 00:42:40,120 是我太乐观了 921 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,450 最多两个月 922 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,450 两个月 923 00:42:44,540 --> 00:42:45,910 谁还有梦想 924 00:42:47,250 --> 00:42:53,870 我也有梦想 925 00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:26,700 先生 926 00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:27,750 您醒了 927 00:43:28,290 --> 00:43:30,660 感觉您一直不是很放松 928 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,660 行了 就到这吧 929 00:43:34,870 --> 00:43:35,580 这按一宿了 930 00:43:35,580 --> 00:43:37,080 肯定也累坏了 931 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:40,410 我也不能跟你再耗下去了 932 00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:42,200 你们收费太便宜了 933 00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:44,950 先生您可真会讽刺人 934 00:43:44,950 --> 00:43:47,500 我们贵是有贵的道理的 935 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:50,950 而且我的服务一定会让您觉得 936 00:43:50,950 --> 00:43:51,870 物有所值 937 00:43:51,870 --> 00:43:53,160 你干嘛呀 938 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:54,950 放松 939 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,250 放松干嘛呀 940 00:43:58,830 --> 00:44:00,450 放松嘛 等会 941 00:44:00,450 --> 00:44:02,000 咱俩现在这样 942 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,160 在我们国家 943 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,000 算不算是违法行为 944 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,450 你可真逗 945 00:44:08,370 --> 00:44:10,330 你是喜欢角色扮演吗 946 00:44:10,330 --> 00:44:12,370 是想扮演誓死不从的特工吗 947 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,540 说 别别别 948 00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:15,830 说不说 别别别 949 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,870 你们国家导弹藏在什么地方 950 00:44:19,870 --> 00:44:21,660 什么弹呀 别捣蛋了 951 00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:23,160 再这样我骑马跑了 952 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,000 你跑 953 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:24,870 要不这样 954 00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:26,080 我先加你个微信 955 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,000 这个月我不方便 956 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,290 下个月我找你来 957 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:30,370 你给我一顿收拾好不好 958 00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:31,410 那不行 959 00:44:31,410 --> 00:44:32,200 你要不告诉我 960 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,290 我现在就 961 00:44:33,290 --> 00:44:34,450 抽死你 962 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,580 我投降了 963 00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:40,200 王先生 964 00:44:43,290 --> 00:44:44,830 抱歉 门没关 965 00:44:44,830 --> 00:44:47,080 我是来通知你开会的 966 00:44:48,410 --> 00:44:49,790 按摩按得好好的 967 00:44:49,790 --> 00:44:51,580 突然就对我起了歹意 968 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,410 我再三劝阻 969 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,160 改蹦迪了 970 00:44:57,750 --> 00:44:59,040 你来的正是时候 971 00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:02,160 谢谢 972 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,250 王总好 973 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:11,660 你好 你好 974 00:45:13,410 --> 00:45:14,410 王总好 975 00:45:14,620 --> 00:45:15,830 你也好 976 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,290 王总好 977 00:45:18,290 --> 00:45:19,540 吃饭了没呀 978 00:45:22,410 --> 00:45:23,450 王总好 979 00:45:25,950 --> 00:45:28,410 这大教育家这么快就上岗了 980 00:45:29,410 --> 00:45:30,950 王总应该是误会了 981 00:45:31,330 --> 00:45:32,950 我刚才所说的王总好 982 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,500 并不是我在学她们一样跟您问好 983 00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:38,200 而是我设计的这个园林的主题 984 00:45:38,290 --> 00:45:39,660 叫王总好 985 00:45:40,660 --> 00:45:43,290 当您站在阳台上俯瞰整个院子的时候 986 00:45:43,290 --> 00:45:44,250 就会发现 987 00:45:44,250 --> 00:45:47,040 每一棵树都在向您挥手致敬 988 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,290 彷佛在说 989 00:45:48,290 --> 00:45:49,370 王总好 990 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,080 他太棒了 991 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:56,870 过奖 992 00:46:01,450 --> 00:46:02,160 怎么样 993 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,330 没给你丢脸吧 994 00:46:04,410 --> 00:46:06,000 以后尽量离我远一点 995 00:46:06,660 --> 00:46:07,540 明白 996 00:46:07,540 --> 00:46:08,290 避嫌 997 00:46:08,290 --> 00:46:09,370 不用避嫌 998 00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:11,200 我们俩彻底分手 999 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,700 我要你离我远一点是因为我看到你就 1000 00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:14,660 恶心 1001 00:46:14,660 --> 00:46:15,750 恶心死了 1002 00:46:20,910 --> 00:46:21,750 不是 1003 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,370 好好的怎么了这是 1004 00:46:26,410 --> 00:46:27,410 莎莎 1005 00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:29,040 怎么连个土包子都搞不定啊 1006 00:46:31,870 --> 00:46:33,040 上次是个意外 1007 00:46:34,910 --> 00:46:37,700 人家明明差一点就把他拿下了 1008 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,370 下次我吃定他 1009 00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:40,830 王多鱼是吧 1010 00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:42,160 看看我 1011 00:46:42,450 --> 00:46:44,120 怎么让这个小傻蛋 1012 00:46:44,580 --> 00:46:45,830 掉到我的坑里 1013 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,080 不好意思二位 1014 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:05,910 要清场了 1015 00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:07,120 我们王老板包场 1016 00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:09,660 不是外人 这两位我熟 1017 00:47:19,580 --> 00:47:21,370 穿上衣服我差点没认出来 1018 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:24,750 我们马上跟恒太队就要比赛了 1019 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,660 抓紧时间得训练 1020 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,250 寻摸半天 1021 00:47:29,620 --> 00:47:31,160 就这块草皮子最贵 1022 00:47:32,660 --> 00:47:33,660 快到饭点了 1023 00:47:34,370 --> 00:47:36,750 从国外特意调几个大厨子过来 1024 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,580 一起吃个便饭 1025 00:47:40,830 --> 00:47:41,700 来 1026 00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:47,790 小点口 一会还要训练呢 1027 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:48,790 来吧 1028 00:47:48,910 --> 00:47:49,660 来吧 1029 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,000 咱们球队以后就这标准 1030 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:05,700 不好意思 1031 00:48:07,290 --> 00:48:08,910 我那遗嘱里有规定 1032 00:48:08,910 --> 00:48:11,620 我只能请我雇佣的人吃饭 1033 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,870 我又怕你们吃不惯内地的东西 1034 00:48:13,870 --> 00:48:15,330 我特意自掏腰包 1035 00:48:15,330 --> 00:48:17,000 给你们买了点台湾特产 1036 00:48:18,580 --> 00:48:19,700 放开吃 1037 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:20,660 管够 1038 00:48:20,950 --> 00:48:22,950 以后咱球队一日三餐就这标准 1039 00:48:22,950 --> 00:48:24,910 好 1040 00:48:25,370 --> 00:48:26,950 这绝对是全世界 1041 00:48:26,950 --> 00:48:28,080 最贵的午餐 1042 00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:29,580 最贵的午餐 1043 00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:30,700 不在于你吃什么 1044 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,580 而是和什么人吃 1045 00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:34,540 就好比你跟股神拉菲特吃饭 1046 00:48:35,410 --> 00:48:36,700 最简单的牛排 1047 00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:37,910 也要好几千万 1048 00:48:48,450 --> 00:48:51,040 近日 一位本市的神秘富豪 1049 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,500 以四千万天价拍下了号称 1050 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:56,370 投资界鼻祖的拉菲特先生的午餐 1051 00:48:56,370 --> 00:48:59,250 这也是拉菲特先生继金融峰会之后 1052 00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:01,200 第一次以私人的身份 1053 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,250 造访中国 1054 00:49:02,660 --> 00:49:04,910 财经新闻第一时间为您报道 1055 00:49:04,910 --> 00:49:06,950 欢迎 1056 00:49:06,950 --> 00:49:09,540 热烈欢迎 1057 00:49:09,540 --> 00:49:10,830 欢迎 1058 00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:14,700 来吧 1059 00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:16,870 来个大腰子 1060 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,540 我最近龙虾鲍鱼吃得有点顶住了 1061 00:49:22,870 --> 00:49:24,120 就好这口 1062 00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:27,000 齐齐哈尔芭比Q 1063 00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:31,620 王先生说准备了当地的特色菜招待您 1064 00:49:32,910 --> 00:49:34,580 是的 非常好 1065 00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:35,700 拉先生 1066 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:40,410 I want咨询个那个you 亏的最惨的一次投资是what 1067 00:49:41,540 --> 00:49:42,250 什么 1068 00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:44,830 没人明白你的意思 1069 00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:48,450 我想花钱买点教训 1070 00:49:48,830 --> 00:49:50,200 不用这么大声 1071 00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:51,580 他是听不懂 1072 00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:52,830 不是听不见 1073 00:49:54,580 --> 00:49:57,450 他想花钱买教训 1074 00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:01,660 如果你想买教训 1075 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,910 可以花几块钱请乞丐吃个汉堡 1076 00:50:05,790 --> 00:50:08,540 而我只会教你成功 1077 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,830 人家只会教你怎么成功 1078 00:50:11,830 --> 00:50:13,040 回答不了你这个问题 1079 00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:14,870 那我就没有问题了 1080 00:50:15,950 --> 00:50:16,750 对了 1081 00:50:17,290 --> 00:50:18,660 你再帮我问他最后一个问题 1082 00:50:19,410 --> 00:50:21,080 他这午餐能包月吗 1083 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,700 没有人这样问的 这样太失礼了 1084 00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:26,580 必须得帮我问 1085 00:50:26,580 --> 00:50:27,870 这个问题对我非常重要 1086 00:50:32,950 --> 00:50:34,580 王先生想问 1087 00:50:34,790 --> 00:50:37,700 请您吃午餐能包月吗 1088 00:50:37,950 --> 00:50:38,700 什么 1089 00:50:39,250 --> 00:50:41,580 不可理喻 1090 00:50:41,870 --> 00:50:47,200 你和你安排的一切都不可理喻 1091 00:50:47,580 --> 00:50:49,750 对不起我尽力了 1092 00:50:50,370 --> 00:50:51,160 拉菲特先生 1093 00:50:51,410 --> 00:50:52,370 我们走 1094 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,120 你搞什么 我就说这样很没有礼貌 1095 00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:56,250 我怎么没礼貌了 1096 00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:58,290 我照顾他生意他还不乐意了 1097 00:50:58,290 --> 00:51:00,370 你花了好几千万把人家大老远请来这里 1098 00:51:00,370 --> 00:51:01,750 就问这些无聊的问题 1099 00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:03,660 你知道多少人想要向他请教 1100 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:04,950 等一下 1101 00:51:07,370 --> 00:51:08,580 你告诉他 1102 00:51:08,830 --> 00:51:10,330 我钱都给他打过去了 1103 00:51:10,330 --> 00:51:11,370 他就算没吃饱 1104 00:51:11,370 --> 00:51:12,790 钱也不能退 1105 00:51:15,370 --> 00:51:16,580 拉菲特先生 1106 00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:28,370 不用 1107 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,330 帮我抠开 1108 00:51:30,330 --> 00:51:31,870 我没有指甲盖 1109 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,870 还生气呢 没多大事 1110 00:51:38,540 --> 00:51:40,790 我在台北任职过五家保险公司 1111 00:51:40,790 --> 00:51:42,410 每一次我都很努力 1112 00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:45,120 但不知道为什么这些公司在我任职期间 1113 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,660 全部都倒闭 破产 1114 00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:47,870 无一例外 1115 00:51:48,330 --> 00:51:50,080 知道他们背后怎么说我吗 1116 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,750 金融街黑寡妇 1117 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,540 你有这特异功能怎么不写简历里 1118 00:51:54,540 --> 00:51:55,620 所以我才来大陆 1119 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,950 我绝不会让我的履历上 再出现任何一家破产公司 1120 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:02,000 我一定要找到一个真正有前途的公司 1121 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,200 一个有抱负的老板 1122 00:52:03,660 --> 00:52:05,120 我就是暴富 1123 00:52:05,410 --> 00:52:07,080 而且是一夜暴富 1124 00:52:11,370 --> 00:52:12,580 相信我 1125 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,040 你已经集齐了那些倒闭公司的所有隐患 1126 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,500 那 那怎么办 1127 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:20,330 你知不知道你这几天的种种行为 1128 00:52:20,330 --> 00:52:21,950 在我看来就是你们常说的那个 1129 00:52:22,950 --> 00:52:23,870 神经病 1130 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,450 大傻子 1131 00:52:26,580 --> 00:52:27,450 天啊 1132 00:52:27,450 --> 00:52:28,660 终于说出口了 1133 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,450 好爽快 1134 00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:34,500 好啦 1135 00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:35,870 你现在可以解雇我了 1136 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,660 骂出来了 心里舒服多了吧 1137 00:52:41,830 --> 00:52:43,790 在别人眼里你是黑寡妇 1138 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,040 在我这你就是吉祥物 1139 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,620 我的公司里不能没有你 1140 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,330 ♪我想飞到天上去♪ 1141 00:53:23,580 --> 00:53:25,330 ♪去呀去放羊♪ 1142 00:53:25,540 --> 00:53:29,200 ♪给我心爱的羊儿吃上几朵棉花糖♪ 1143 00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:31,250 ♪我想站在海面上♪ 1144 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,290 ♪捞一个大月亮♪ 1145 00:53:33,450 --> 00:53:36,620 ♪挂在屋顶亮咦呀嘛亮堂堂♪ 1146 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,080 ♪我想任性我就任性♪ 1147 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,040 ♪我想倔强我也能倔强♪ 1148 00:53:41,330 --> 00:53:44,950 ♪看你们谁能把我怎么样♪ 1149 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:46,950 ♪我想不彷徨就不彷徨♪ 1150 00:53:46,950 --> 00:53:48,750 ♪我想不迷惘就不迷惘♪ 1151 00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:52,290 ♪还有什么比这让人更膨胀♪ 1152 00:54:00,370 --> 00:54:02,750 ♪我要坐在山顶上♪ 1153 00:54:02,830 --> 00:54:04,540 ♪听风儿歌唱♪ 1154 00:54:04,540 --> 00:54:08,330 ♪等云开日出第一道光照在我脸上♪ 1155 00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:10,410 ♪我要独自去流浪♪ 1156 00:54:10,410 --> 00:54:12,450 ♪走路去远方♪ 1157 00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:15,910 ♪走不动了我一点都不慌张♪ 1158 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,250 ♪我想任性我就任性♪ 1159 00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:20,200 ♪我想倔强我也能倔强♪ 1160 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:24,080 ♪看你们谁能把我怎么样♪ 1161 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,080 ♪我想不彷徨就不彷徨♪ 1162 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,000 ♪我想不迷惘就不迷惘♪ 1163 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,580 ♪还有什么比这让人更膨胀♪ 1164 00:54:35,870 --> 00:54:39,410 ♪还有什么比这让人更膨胀♪ 1165 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:45,080 王总好 1166 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:48,200 王总好 1167 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,450 都来这么早 1168 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,290 小吉祥物 1169 00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:54,250 怎么样 今天公司又赔了多少钱 1170 00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:56,450 对不起 1171 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,370 我为我昨天的不理智道歉 1172 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,040 王总 1173 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,450 请收下我的膝盖 1174 00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:09,250 您请股神吃饭这招 1175 00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:12,200 是我从业二十年来见过最伟大的操盘 1176 00:55:12,450 --> 00:55:14,040 股民们纷纷跟投 1177 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,790 我们的股票涨疯了 1178 00:55:15,870 --> 00:55:16,910 快 1179 00:55:16,910 --> 00:55:17,660 全抛出去 1180 00:55:17,660 --> 00:55:18,870 王总您放心 1181 00:55:18,870 --> 00:55:20,620 我已经在最高点套现了 1182 00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:21,620 这次收益 1183 00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:22,870 起码一个亿 1184 00:55:24,450 --> 00:55:26,950 靠 靠 靠 靠 靠 靠 靠 1185 00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:28,410 哦耶 1186 00:55:28,410 --> 00:55:30,290 耶 耶 耶 耶 耶 耶 耶 1187 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:38,910 多鱼 1188 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,160 我趁你高兴跟你说一个坏消息 1189 00:55:41,290 --> 00:55:42,040 真的吗 1190 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:44,080 那冰山运到一半才发现 1191 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,250 叶尼塞河根本到不了阿拉善 1192 00:55:46,870 --> 00:55:48,290 这事算失败了 1193 00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:49,580 好消息 1194 00:55:51,370 --> 00:55:53,000 你怎么知道还有好消息 1195 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,620 那冰山里边有一窝小北极熊 1196 00:55:57,620 --> 00:56:00,950 俄罗斯极地公园愿意承担 咱们这个项目的全部成本 1197 00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,040 白折腾了 1198 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,080 不白折腾 1199 00:56:04,660 --> 00:56:06,000 可口可乐 1200 00:56:06,540 --> 00:56:07,870 买了北极熊的肖像权 1201 00:56:08,450 --> 00:56:09,660 冰山项目 1202 00:56:10,330 --> 00:56:11,500 挣大发啦 1203 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,830 靠 靠 靠 靠 靠 靠 靠 1204 00:56:13,830 --> 00:56:15,660 耶 耶 耶 耶 耶 耶 耶 1205 00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:17,370 靠 靠 靠 靠 靠 靠 靠 1206 00:56:17,370 --> 00:56:19,160 耶 耶 耶 耶 耶 耶 耶 1207 00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,000 还有一个好消息 1208 00:56:21,370 --> 00:56:24,620 第一批陆游器 已经投放到西虹市的各个街道 1209 00:56:24,750 --> 00:56:28,410 体验人次已经突破十万人次了 1210 00:56:34,830 --> 00:56:36,200 本来想给你个惊喜的 1211 00:56:36,870 --> 00:56:38,000 被你找到了 1212 00:56:38,950 --> 00:56:39,750 走 1213 00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:41,790 走 都走 1214 00:56:42,330 --> 00:56:44,120 都走 让我一个人静一静 1215 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,200 明明就赚了钱 1216 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,290 怎么搞得跟破产了一样 1217 00:56:56,790 --> 00:56:59,750 赚了一个亿还发这么大脾气 1218 00:57:00,950 --> 00:57:02,370 太难伺候了 1219 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,540 王多鱼这个富二代 1220 00:57:04,950 --> 00:57:06,620 他的钱用来干了什么呢 1221 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,830 公开资料显示 1222 00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:10,290 他名下没有豪宅 1223 00:57:11,250 --> 00:57:12,250 没有买跑车 1224 00:57:12,790 --> 00:57:14,040 也没有勾搭女明星 1225 00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,620 而是投资了梦想 1226 00:57:15,910 --> 00:57:17,370 投资了资本家 1227 00:57:17,370 --> 00:57:18,700 最不看好的夕阳产业 1228 00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:20,830 既获得了高回报 1229 00:57:21,330 --> 00:57:22,580 也让传统制造业 1230 00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:23,660 得到一次喘息 1231 00:57:23,950 --> 00:57:26,000 他可是资本市场的良心 1232 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:34,330 历史上伟大的操盘手都是这样的人 1233 00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:36,700 像王总这样境界的人 1234 00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:40,080 就是越顺利越会拚命地鞭策自己 1235 00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:03,250 哥们 1236 00:58:03,250 --> 00:58:03,950 借个火 1237 00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:08,450 二爷 1238 00:58:08,910 --> 00:58:10,330 王多鱼 1239 00:58:10,660 --> 00:58:13,540 我再给你烧点钱 1240 00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:14,540 拿去花吧 1241 00:58:14,830 --> 00:58:16,700 统统都拿去花 1242 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,540 多鱼 1243 00:58:26,620 --> 00:58:28,580 你要死啊你 1244 00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:30,660 多鱼你现在压力太大了 1245 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,370 我必须帮你分担一下 1246 00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:34,200 我来是给你介绍一个人 1247 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,330 我小学同学 1248 00:58:35,330 --> 00:58:37,120 人送绰号叫大聪明 1249 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,330 你谁也不用给我介绍 1250 00:58:38,830 --> 00:58:40,290 我除了你谁都不信 1251 00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:43,330 你都不知道你体内蕴藏着多大的能量 1252 00:58:44,290 --> 00:58:45,790 赔点破钱算什么 1253 00:58:45,950 --> 00:58:48,200 我能见证你无穷的潜力被激活 1254 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,620 那是我的荣幸 1255 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:50,950 明白 1256 00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,700 人都来了 好歹 1257 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,540 走 咱们见一面 1258 00:58:57,250 --> 00:58:58,120 大聪明 1259 00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:10,450 请你一定要加入我的团队 1260 00:59:11,540 --> 00:59:12,450 大聪明 1261 00:59:12,910 --> 00:59:14,580 果然名不虚传 1262 00:59:15,330 --> 00:59:16,790 你听说过我的故事 1263 00:59:17,290 --> 00:59:18,040 没有 1264 00:59:18,330 --> 00:59:19,290 但你的脸上 1265 00:59:19,620 --> 00:59:21,200 写满了故事 1266 00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:23,910 你刚才还说不用介绍人来 1267 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,000 我没远见了 1268 00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:28,580 打死我也想不到一个普普通通的小学 1269 00:59:28,580 --> 00:59:30,790 能够同时培养出你们二位 1270 00:59:31,290 --> 00:59:32,200 真是 1271 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,370 天助我也 1272 00:59:35,450 --> 00:59:36,370 毕业之后 1273 00:59:36,370 --> 00:59:38,120 我一直思考投资之道 1274 00:59:38,790 --> 00:59:40,950 要不是我妈天天逼我下楼活动活动 1275 00:59:41,410 --> 00:59:42,750 我都没打算出山 1276 00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,160 提前说好了 1277 00:59:44,290 --> 00:59:45,120 我费用很高 1278 00:59:45,370 --> 00:59:46,370 我不要工资 1279 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:48,660 但是如果我帮你挣到钱的话 1280 00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:49,540 我要从你的利润中 1281 00:59:49,540 --> 00:59:50,910 抽取百分之十 1282 00:59:50,910 --> 00:59:51,910 那不行 1283 00:59:52,410 --> 00:59:53,660 除了提成以外 1284 00:59:53,660 --> 00:59:54,790 你必须和他一样 1285 00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,830 五十万的底薪你一分都不能少拿 1286 00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:00,000 好的 1287 01:00:00,410 --> 01:00:01,910 为了你们我破例一次 1288 01:00:01,910 --> 01:00:02,910 那就说好了 1289 01:00:02,910 --> 01:00:04,870 以后我的投资就归你俩管了 1290 01:00:05,410 --> 01:00:06,450 多鱼我得恭喜你 1291 01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:08,660 能同时收获卧龙凤雏 1292 01:00:08,830 --> 01:00:09,910 等我俩给你挣钱 1293 01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:11,120 咱们放礼花庆祝 1294 01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:13,450 庄强 1295 01:00:14,370 --> 01:00:16,080 礼花这招绝了 1296 01:00:16,330 --> 01:00:17,450 走 1297 01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:18,830 我们现在就放礼花去 1298 01:00:18,830 --> 01:00:20,200 走 1299 01:00:22,950 --> 01:00:25,750 再也不要一个人过生日了 1300 01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,080 晚上好 1301 01:00:41,830 --> 01:00:44,410 西虹王力宏给你送惊喜 1302 01:00:50,870 --> 01:00:51,790 这个花 1303 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:53,910 跟你在花园里种的很像 1304 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:56,540 我把最美的几朵摘下来送给你 1305 01:00:58,370 --> 01:01:00,040 那你还是插回去吧 1306 01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:05,790 又买蛋糕了 1307 01:01:05,790 --> 01:01:07,580 女孩子少吃甜食 1308 01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:14,370 怎么不开灯呢 1309 01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:15,580 省电啊 1310 01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:16,790 真抠 1311 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,000 光顾吃了 说正事 1312 01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:32,410 最近 1313 01:01:32,660 --> 01:01:34,200 我有一些新的感悟 1314 01:01:34,620 --> 01:01:36,200 想要出版一本书 1315 01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:38,000 书名就叫 1316 01:01:38,540 --> 01:01:41,040 建南教你种道德之花 1317 01:01:42,830 --> 01:01:43,700 那个 1318 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:46,080 我希望在经费上 1319 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,700 他能够给点支持 1320 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,660 帮我跟王总说说 1321 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:55,120 你来这里 1322 01:01:55,330 --> 01:01:56,910 就是为了这个 1323 01:01:58,950 --> 01:01:59,790 不然呢 1324 01:02:00,620 --> 01:02:02,500 吃完快滚 1325 01:02:05,290 --> 01:02:07,250 经费的事别忘了 1326 01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:10,500 王先生 1327 01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,250 你来得正好夏竹 1328 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,870 刚才庄强和大聪明动用了大笔资金 1329 01:02:17,870 --> 01:02:19,080 我觉得不太正常 1330 01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:19,870 你看一下 1331 01:02:20,620 --> 01:02:22,040 今天咱不聊工作 1332 01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:25,040 咱们聊点风花雪月 1333 01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:27,950 王多鱼 1334 01:02:27,950 --> 01:02:28,950 你想干嘛 1335 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,000 开始 1336 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,870 演出圆满结束 1337 01:04:04,370 --> 01:04:05,450 没看够也没有办法 1338 01:04:05,950 --> 01:04:07,950 全城的烟花都让我包圆了 1339 01:04:10,450 --> 01:04:12,660 你怎么知道今天是我生日 1340 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:17,660 我 1341 01:04:19,410 --> 01:04:20,290 我 1342 01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:25,200 祝你生日快乐 1343 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:29,500 我祝你生日快乐 1344 01:04:30,370 --> 01:04:31,370 我祝 1345 01:04:31,450 --> 01:04:32,700 王多鱼 1346 01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:33,870 你是不是想泡我 1347 01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:36,790 这问题问得好 1348 01:04:38,450 --> 01:04:40,160 这问题问得我 1349 01:04:40,830 --> 01:04:41,870 措手不及 1350 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,370 你要说不想吧 1351 01:04:46,580 --> 01:04:47,910 气氛烘到这了 1352 01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,450 可你要说想吧 1353 01:04:52,750 --> 01:04:53,750 那确实是刚想的 1354 01:04:53,830 --> 01:04:55,000 我们是不可能的 1355 01:04:55,580 --> 01:04:57,080 请不要喜欢我 1356 01:04:57,660 --> 01:04:59,500 我跟你是不同世界的人 1357 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:03,080 但真的很谢谢你今天的烟花 1358 01:05:03,410 --> 01:05:05,290 真的很漂亮很感动 1359 01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:07,870 以后 1360 01:05:08,410 --> 01:05:09,450 我会一直把你当 1361 01:05:09,450 --> 01:05:10,250 大叔叔 1362 01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,080 大哥哥的 1363 01:05:13,250 --> 01:05:14,160 所以 1364 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:17,120 别再花钱花心思在我身上了 1365 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:18,660 我就 你呀 1366 01:05:18,830 --> 01:05:19,910 钱那么多 1367 01:05:19,910 --> 01:05:22,370 省着点要用在对的地方 1368 01:05:24,950 --> 01:05:25,830 谢谢你 1369 01:05:31,330 --> 01:05:33,750 别再花钱打水漂了 1370 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:42,830 打水漂 1371 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,700 那我何不激起那浪花一朵朵 1372 01:06:01,540 --> 01:06:02,160 你好 1373 01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:03,370 不好意思麻烦让一下 1374 01:06:03,370 --> 01:06:04,330 对不起 对不起 1375 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:05,830 恭喜 1376 01:06:05,910 --> 01:06:07,660 来继续 亲一个妹子 1377 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:09,040 好看 1378 01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:10,120 换一个造型 来 1379 01:06:11,870 --> 01:06:12,660 是不是 1380 01:06:12,660 --> 01:06:13,620 好像啊 1381 01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:14,410 我也觉得像 1382 01:06:17,830 --> 01:06:20,080 请问 可以和您合张影吗 1383 01:06:22,410 --> 01:06:23,200 我啊 1384 01:06:23,450 --> 01:06:24,250 一张就好 1385 01:06:33,660 --> 01:06:34,540 我的天啊 1386 01:06:39,620 --> 01:06:40,620 给我签个名吧 1387 01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:41,290 不要 1388 01:06:41,290 --> 01:06:42,250 给我签个名吧 1389 01:06:42,580 --> 01:06:43,700 给我签个名吧 1390 01:06:43,910 --> 01:06:45,040 给我签个名吧 1391 01:06:46,290 --> 01:06:47,830 不是我 1392 01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:01,750 来啊 1393 01:07:04,910 --> 01:07:05,660 喂 1394 01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:07,700 王多鱼 1395 01:07:08,540 --> 01:07:09,910 是不是你干的好事 1396 01:07:11,370 --> 01:07:13,660 我接你电话还真有点小紧张 1397 01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:14,750 没事 1398 01:07:14,790 --> 01:07:16,500 你就当啥事也没发生过 1399 01:07:16,580 --> 01:07:18,750 什么也没有发生 1400 01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:20,500 你到底想怎样 1401 01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,200 我啥意思你还能不明白吗 1402 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:24,330 我就想 1403 01:07:24,870 --> 01:07:26,200 请你看场演唱会 1404 01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:31,370 你做梦吧 1405 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,040 你好 1406 01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,500 哔哔专车为您服务 1407 01:07:48,910 --> 01:07:50,330 下面是王先生 1408 01:07:50,330 --> 01:07:52,410 为夏竹小姐点播的一首歌 1409 01:07:52,580 --> 01:07:54,080 他祝福夏竹小姐 1410 01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:55,870 昨天生日快乐 1411 01:07:56,830 --> 01:07:57,540 又她 1412 01:07:58,290 --> 01:08:00,910 你说这女的得长成啥样给大款迷的 1413 01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:02,540 电台都给包了 1414 01:08:03,660 --> 01:08:05,200 这是苏妲己 1415 01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:06,870 把他给控住了 1416 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,660 你干啥 你干啥 你干啥 1417 01:08:10,660 --> 01:08:12,080 我就是那个苏妲己 1418 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:13,120 我不想听行了吧 1419 01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:16,580 你是苏妲己 1420 01:08:17,450 --> 01:08:18,910 我瞅你像苏乞儿 1421 01:08:32,540 --> 01:08:33,370 碰瓷的 1422 01:08:33,830 --> 01:08:34,620 小苏 1423 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,330 你给大哥做证 可得 1424 01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:38,330 什么玩意儿这是 1425 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,040 来 继续 1426 01:09:04,580 --> 01:09:06,660 我突然想多了解你一点 1427 01:09:06,660 --> 01:09:08,290 不是要请我看演唱会吗 1428 01:09:17,700 --> 01:09:22,450 ♪打开窗户让孤单透气♪ 1429 01:09:22,450 --> 01:09:27,500 ♪这一间屋子如此密闭♪ 1430 01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:34,200 ♪欢呼声仍飘在空气里♪ 1431 01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:38,000 ♪像空无一人一样华丽♪ 1432 01:09:40,620 --> 01:09:46,120 ♪我渐渐失去知觉♪ 1433 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:50,620 ♪就当做是种自我逃避♪ 1434 01:09:52,450 --> 01:09:57,410 ♪你飞到天的边缘♪ 1435 01:09:57,910 --> 01:10:02,870 ♪我也不猜落在何地♪ 1436 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:05,750 ♪一个我 需要梦想♪ 1437 01:10:05,750 --> 01:10:09,200 ♪需要方向 需要眼泪♪ 1438 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:13,910 ♪更需要 一个人来 点亮天的黑♪ 1439 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:19,660 二楼的朋友们你们好吗 1440 01:10:20,370 --> 01:10:21,410 好着呐 1441 01:10:26,540 --> 01:10:30,500 ♪有时候只需要一首歌就会♪ 1442 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,000 ♪让我自在♪ 1443 01:10:33,450 --> 01:10:37,290 ♪忘掉要排队空气湿答答♪ 1444 01:10:37,290 --> 01:10:38,910 ♪店员很坏♪ 1445 01:10:39,790 --> 01:10:43,540 ♪就是这个时候有一朵玫瑰♪ 1446 01:10:43,540 --> 01:10:45,870 ♪在我心盛开♪ 1447 01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:52,200 ♪就在这个时候阳光跟着撒下来♪ 1448 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:56,790 ♪看见整个城市在恋爱♪ 1449 01:10:56,790 --> 01:11:00,790 ♪不可能错过你♪ 1450 01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:04,700 ♪缘份这件事有够奇怪♪ 1451 01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:09,660 ♪我不期待却偏要来♪ 1452 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:14,500 ♪不可能错过你♪ 1453 01:11:14,660 --> 01:11:20,870 ♪爱情总叫人迫不及待多么愉快♪ 1454 01:11:21,580 --> 01:11:25,250 ♪自由自在♪ 1455 01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:42,290 ♪有时候只需要一首歌就会♪ 1456 01:11:42,290 --> 01:11:44,120 ♪想谈恋爱♪ 1457 01:11:45,450 --> 01:11:49,250 ♪忘掉不自由钱会花很多♪ 1458 01:11:49,250 --> 01:11:51,120 ♪朋友责怪♪ 1459 01:11:51,790 --> 01:11:53,950 ♪就是这个时候♪ 1460 01:11:53,950 --> 01:11:55,080 王多鱼 1461 01:11:55,410 --> 01:11:57,330 把鞋还我 1462 01:11:58,620 --> 01:12:00,830 ♪就在这个时候♪ 1463 01:12:00,830 --> 01:12:04,330 ♪彩虹跟着跑出来♪ 1464 01:12:04,330 --> 01:12:08,910 ♪那是你的微笑你的爱♪ 1465 01:12:08,910 --> 01:12:12,870 ♪不可能错过你♪ 1466 01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:16,750 ♪缘份这件事有够奇怪♪ 1467 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:21,660 ♪我不期待却偏要来♪ 1468 01:12:21,660 --> 01:12:22,870 夏竹好好看 1469 01:12:29,620 --> 01:12:32,120 好好看看我还剩多少钱了 1470 01:12:39,790 --> 01:12:41,870 王多鱼买下了所有的广告牌 1471 01:12:41,870 --> 01:12:43,500 向夏竹小姐示爱 1472 01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:45,290 在这我想提出两个问题 1473 01:12:45,290 --> 01:12:48,290 一 如此浪费公共资源 1474 01:12:48,290 --> 01:12:49,410 这合适吗 1475 01:12:49,410 --> 01:12:50,200 第二 1476 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,450 以如此奢华和广而告之的方式来求爱 1477 01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:56,660 能够得到真正的爱情吗 1478 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,250 感谢您收看我们今天的节目 1479 01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:00,120 本节目由 1480 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:02,370 王多鱼爱夏竹独家赞助播出 1481 01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:05,700 为了得到三百亿 1482 01:13:05,700 --> 01:13:08,000 王多鱼必须在一个月内花光十亿 1483 01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:09,830 所以他才饥不择食 1484 01:13:09,830 --> 01:13:11,160 你和你的小女朋友 1485 01:13:11,330 --> 01:13:12,750 都是牺牲品 1486 01:13:13,330 --> 01:13:14,580 你也别难过了 1487 01:13:14,870 --> 01:13:16,000 一般女孩子 1488 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,830 很难抵挡住这种诱惑 1489 01:13:18,290 --> 01:13:19,500 你有更好的选择 1490 01:13:30,910 --> 01:13:32,290 姑娘先别折腾了 1491 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,910 二位找我什么目的直说吧 1492 01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:45,080 对不起 1493 01:13:45,580 --> 01:13:47,080 我从小接受的教育 1494 01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:48,410 不支持我做这种事情 1495 01:13:48,870 --> 01:13:50,410 你们看错人了 1496 01:14:02,870 --> 01:14:04,750 看人真准 1497 01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:17,580 你怎么老戴这个旧手套啊 1498 01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,000 这是家父留给我的 1499 01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:21,870 他最大的愿望 1500 01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:23,910 就是我能继承他的衣钵 1501 01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:27,790 你父亲也是守门员 1502 01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:30,160 他是卖手套的 1503 01:14:34,410 --> 01:14:35,080 听说 1504 01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:37,000 恒太队是最好的球队 1505 01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:38,290 你们有信心吗 1506 01:14:39,330 --> 01:14:41,250 别看咱们球队是丙级球队 1507 01:14:41,540 --> 01:14:42,790 但你根本想象不到 1508 01:14:42,790 --> 01:14:44,620 平时我们训练有多刻苦 1509 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:46,000 ♪是谁♪ 1510 01:14:46,750 --> 01:14:50,620 ♪送你来到我身边♪ 1511 01:14:54,950 --> 01:14:55,790 干什么呢 1512 01:14:56,290 --> 01:14:57,290 干什么呢都 1513 01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:59,040 马上跟恒太比赛了干什么呢 1514 01:14:59,580 --> 01:15:00,330 王总息怒 1515 01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:01,910 我们正在训练 1516 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:02,950 面对恒太 1517 01:15:02,950 --> 01:15:04,790 我实在是不想墨守成规 1518 01:15:04,790 --> 01:15:05,660 你蒙谁呢 1519 01:15:05,660 --> 01:15:06,870 训练时候喝酒 1520 01:15:07,330 --> 01:15:08,500 谁让喝的酒 1521 01:15:08,830 --> 01:15:10,000 是我让的 1522 01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:13,160 高兴就得喝酒 1523 01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:16,040 我觉得我也有资格让大家喝酒 1524 01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:17,870 你多鸡毛啊 1525 01:15:18,660 --> 01:15:19,870 别这么暴躁 1526 01:15:20,830 --> 01:15:22,870 我们这个阶层的人要有修养 1527 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,830 我等你半天了有大事和你说 1528 01:15:24,830 --> 01:15:25,950 你哪个阶层的 1529 01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:28,040 有屁快放 放完赶紧练球 1530 01:15:28,370 --> 01:15:29,500 练球 1531 01:15:29,750 --> 01:15:31,200 还练个球啊 1532 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:34,160 一会得把我供起来 1533 01:15:34,370 --> 01:15:35,540 大聪明告诉他 1534 01:15:36,410 --> 01:15:38,330 我俩之前囤了一片烂尾楼 1535 01:15:38,330 --> 01:15:40,040 我承认我有赌的成分 1536 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:41,290 但是我赌对了 1537 01:15:41,290 --> 01:15:43,330 政府突然规划一个重点学校 1538 01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:44,660 烂尾楼 1539 01:15:44,910 --> 01:15:46,120 变成学区房了 1540 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:47,330 我转手一卖 1541 01:15:47,330 --> 01:15:48,500 赚了十个亿 1542 01:15:49,580 --> 01:15:50,580 十个亿 1543 01:15:50,830 --> 01:15:52,370 十个亿呀十个亿 1544 01:15:52,620 --> 01:15:54,370 十个亿呀十个亿 1545 01:15:54,450 --> 01:15:55,660 一生一世花不完 1546 01:15:55,950 --> 01:16:01,160 一生一世花不完 1547 01:16:08,660 --> 01:16:09,620 你还好吧 1548 01:16:11,620 --> 01:16:12,370 他变了 1549 01:16:13,580 --> 01:16:14,750 他竟然开始嫉妒 1550 01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:16,120 我的才华 1551 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:21,410 一生一世花不完 1552 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:22,830 王多鱼 1553 01:16:22,830 --> 01:16:25,040 我再给你烧点钱 1554 01:16:25,620 --> 01:16:27,500 你爷爷其实有一个弟弟 1555 01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:29,790 他是保险大亨 1556 01:16:29,790 --> 01:16:31,500 保险公司可老有钱了 1557 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:33,790 我在台北任职过五家保险公司 1558 01:16:33,790 --> 01:16:35,870 这些公司全部都倒闭 破产 1559 01:16:35,870 --> 01:16:37,200 无一例外 1560 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,660 我不想听你解释 1561 01:16:50,910 --> 01:16:52,080 打我头 1562 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,450 你把我脑子打坏了吃亏的是你 1563 01:16:59,660 --> 01:17:00,580 多鱼 1564 01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:03,750 多鱼你干嘛去啊 1565 01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,250 多鱼你没事吧 1566 01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:07,620 多鱼 1567 01:17:07,750 --> 01:17:09,290 多鱼 1568 01:17:29,830 --> 01:17:30,790 人找到没 1569 01:17:32,620 --> 01:17:34,040 人一宿没回来 1570 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:35,200 电话还打不通 1571 01:17:35,950 --> 01:17:37,120 我报警了 1572 01:17:37,330 --> 01:17:39,750 我说挣了十个亿人丢了 1573 01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:41,870 警察说那应该是蹦迪去了 1574 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,790 让我们去夜店找找 1575 01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,120 人找到了 1576 01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,950 你好 1577 01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:04,250 大家好 我是王多鱼 1578 01:18:04,620 --> 01:18:05,660 一位 1579 01:18:05,660 --> 01:18:07,700 大器晚成的富二代 1580 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,410 最近我很痛苦 1581 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,950 即便我每天都在拚命地花钱 1582 01:18:12,950 --> 01:18:14,870 没日没夜的挥霍 1583 01:18:15,450 --> 01:18:18,370 绞尽脑汁地去琢磨怎么去败家 1584 01:18:18,370 --> 01:18:19,790 但是我的钱呢 1585 01:18:19,790 --> 01:18:21,080 它们就像 1586 01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:22,660 有繁殖能力一样 1587 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:27,540 越花越多 1588 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,620 它们把我整个人都给抽空了 1589 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,660 只给我留下了一副 1590 01:18:34,660 --> 01:18:36,370 英俊的皮囊 1591 01:18:37,790 --> 01:18:38,950 太气人了 1592 01:18:38,950 --> 01:18:39,870 今天 1593 01:18:39,870 --> 01:18:41,500 我就让你们见识见识 1594 01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:43,910 二十亿现金是多大一座山 1595 01:18:44,790 --> 01:18:46,580 一个不劳而获的人 1596 01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:49,330 却能合理地拥有着 1597 01:18:49,330 --> 01:18:51,580 你们一辈子都奋斗不来的财富 1598 01:18:51,910 --> 01:18:53,450 你们瞅我来气不 1599 01:18:57,450 --> 01:18:58,370 你说 1600 01:18:58,950 --> 01:18:59,950 瞅我来气不 1601 01:19:00,790 --> 01:19:01,540 不来气 1602 01:19:01,790 --> 01:19:04,120 不可能 别憋着说心里话 来气不 1603 01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:05,000 来气 1604 01:19:05,290 --> 01:19:06,500 大点声 来不来气不 1605 01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:07,290 来气 1606 01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:08,450 好极了 1607 01:19:08,620 --> 01:19:09,580 我讨不讨厌 1608 01:19:09,580 --> 01:19:10,370 讨厌 1609 01:19:10,450 --> 01:19:11,540 我烦不烦人 1610 01:19:11,620 --> 01:19:12,500 烦人 1611 01:19:12,660 --> 01:19:13,700 我欠不欠揍 1612 01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:14,910 欠揍 1613 01:19:14,910 --> 01:19:15,870 注意保护我 1614 01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:17,580 我都想给你一棒子 1615 01:19:20,580 --> 01:19:23,370 你们想不想让我王多鱼倾家荡产 1616 01:19:23,370 --> 01:19:24,540 想 1617 01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:25,950 好 1618 01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:27,080 现在 1619 01:19:28,620 --> 01:19:30,540 你们的机会来了 1620 01:19:39,330 --> 01:19:42,290 我向大家隆重介绍 1621 01:19:42,290 --> 01:19:44,330 我们最新推出的保险项目 1622 01:19:44,790 --> 01:19:45,870 脂肪险 1623 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:49,580 花一块钱为脂肪上保险 1624 01:19:50,330 --> 01:19:54,250 我们以每克脂肪一块钱进行赔付 1625 01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:56,660 帮你们算个账 1626 01:19:59,250 --> 01:20:01,290 只要你减掉一公斤脂肪 1627 01:20:01,290 --> 01:20:03,370 你就能得到一千块钱 1628 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:04,830 所以 1629 01:20:05,870 --> 01:20:07,450 请保持愤怒 1630 01:20:07,910 --> 01:20:09,410 燃烧多余脂肪 1631 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:12,200 让王多鱼倾家荡产 1632 01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:14,040 让王多鱼 1633 01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:15,580 倾家荡产 1634 01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:16,660 让王多鱼 1635 01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:17,950 倾家荡产 1636 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:18,950 让王多鱼 1637 01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:20,700 倾家荡产 1638 01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:22,290 西虹市公证处公证 1639 01:20:22,290 --> 01:20:24,080 脂肪险真实有效 1640 01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:25,750 保险期限十五天 1641 01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:27,120 保金二十亿 1642 01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:28,080 赔完即止 1643 01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:29,540 公证人贾茹 1644 01:20:29,540 --> 01:20:30,660 公证人何碧 1645 01:20:30,790 --> 01:20:32,370 好 1646 01:20:34,870 --> 01:20:37,540 疯了 1647 01:20:39,870 --> 01:20:41,330 这绝对是慈善 1648 01:20:42,580 --> 01:20:44,040 他犯规 他犯规 你不公平 1649 01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,410 你包庇他 1650 01:20:46,750 --> 01:20:48,120 根据规则 1651 01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:50,910 这保险本质上属于商业行为 1652 01:20:50,910 --> 01:20:51,950 不能算违规 1653 01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:54,500 我是个商人 1654 01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:56,000 这种商业合作 1655 01:20:56,950 --> 01:20:58,330 我并没有理由拒绝 1656 01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:15,950 ♪每天起床第一句♪ 1657 01:21:15,950 --> 01:21:17,830 ♪先给自己打个气♪ 1658 01:21:17,830 --> 01:21:19,660 ♪每次多吃一粒米♪ 1659 01:21:19,660 --> 01:21:21,450 ♪都要说声对不起♪ 1660 01:21:21,450 --> 01:21:23,290 ♪魔镜魔镜看看我♪ 1661 01:21:23,290 --> 01:21:25,120 ♪我的锁骨在哪里♪ 1662 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,040 ♪美丽 我要美丽♪ 1663 01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:28,750 ♪我要变成万人迷♪ 1664 01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:30,160 ♪姿势 姿势♪ 1665 01:21:30,620 --> 01:21:32,410 ♪我要变成万人迷♪ 1666 01:21:32,410 --> 01:21:33,830 ♪姿势 姿势♪ 1667 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:37,830 ♪为了变成小蛮腰♪ 1668 01:21:37,830 --> 01:21:39,660 ♪天天提着一口气♪ 1669 01:21:39,660 --> 01:21:41,450 ♪为了穿上比基尼♪ 1670 01:21:41,450 --> 01:21:43,290 ♪吃草吃成沙拉精♪ 1671 01:21:43,290 --> 01:21:45,120 ♪天生丽质难自弃♪ 1672 01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:46,870 ♪可惜吃啥都不腻♪ 1673 01:21:46,870 --> 01:21:48,750 ♪努力 我要努力♪ 1674 01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:50,580 ♪我要变成万人迷♪ 1675 01:21:54,200 --> 01:22:01,540 ♪卡路里卡路里卡路♪ 1676 01:22:01,540 --> 01:22:03,290 ♪卡路里我的天敌♪ 1677 01:22:03,290 --> 01:22:05,120 ♪燃烧我的卡路里♪ 1678 01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:06,910 ♪拜拜 甜甜圈♪ 1679 01:22:06,910 --> 01:22:08,750 ♪珍珠奶茶方便面♪ 1680 01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:10,540 ♪火锅米饭大盘鸡♪ 1681 01:22:10,540 --> 01:22:12,370 ♪拿走拿走别客气♪ 1682 01:22:12,370 --> 01:22:14,200 ♪拜拜 咖啡因♪ 1683 01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,000 ♪戒掉可乐戒油腻♪ 1684 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:17,830 ♪沙发外卖玩游戏♪ 1685 01:22:17,830 --> 01:22:19,660 ♪别再熬夜伤身体♪ 1686 01:22:19,660 --> 01:22:21,500 ♪来来 后转体♪ 1687 01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:23,290 ♪高温瑜伽仰卧起♪ 1688 01:22:23,290 --> 01:22:25,120 ♪动感单车普拉提♪ 1689 01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:26,950 ♪保温杯里泡枸杞♪ 1690 01:22:26,950 --> 01:22:28,700 ♪来来 深呼吸♪ 1691 01:22:28,700 --> 01:22:30,580 ♪晨跑夜跑游几米♪ 1692 01:22:30,830 --> 01:22:33,120 欢迎您准时走进交广直播间 1693 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:36,200 早高峰是这座城市最忙碌的时候 1694 01:22:36,450 --> 01:22:38,200 让我们来一同关注一下 1695 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:39,580 今天的路况信息 1696 01:22:43,330 --> 01:22:45,080 ♪为了变成小蛮腰♪ 1697 01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:46,910 ♪天天提着一口气♪ 1698 01:22:46,910 --> 01:22:48,700 ♪为了穿上比基尼♪ 1699 01:22:48,700 --> 01:22:50,580 ♪吃草吃成沙拉精♪ 1700 01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:52,370 ♪天生丽质难自弃♪ 1701 01:22:52,370 --> 01:22:54,290 ♪可惜吃啥都不腻♪ 1702 01:22:54,290 --> 01:22:56,040 ♪努力 我要努力♪ 1703 01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:57,910 ♪我要变成万人迷♪ 1704 01:23:01,540 --> 01:23:08,870 ♪卡路里卡路里卡路♪ 1705 01:23:08,870 --> 01:23:10,540 ♪卡路里我的天敌♪ 1706 01:23:10,540 --> 01:23:12,450 ♪燃烧我的卡路里♪ 1707 01:23:12,450 --> 01:23:14,160 ♪拜拜 甜甜圈♪ 1708 01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:16,080 ♪珍珠奶茶方便面♪ 1709 01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:17,870 ♪火锅米饭大盘鸡♪ 1710 01:23:17,870 --> 01:23:19,700 ♪拿走拿走别客气♪ 1711 01:23:19,700 --> 01:23:21,500 ♪拜拜 咖啡因♪ 1712 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,290 ♪戒掉可乐戒油腻♪ 1713 01:23:23,290 --> 01:23:25,080 ♪沙发外卖玩游戏♪ 1714 01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:26,950 ♪别再熬夜伤身体♪ 1715 01:23:26,950 --> 01:23:28,750 ♪来来 后转体♪ 1716 01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:30,620 ♪高温瑜伽仰卧起♪ 1717 01:23:30,620 --> 01:23:32,410 ♪动感单车普拉提♪ 1718 01:23:32,410 --> 01:23:34,250 ♪保温杯里泡枸杞♪ 1719 01:23:34,250 --> 01:23:36,040 ♪来来 深呼吸♪ 1720 01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:37,870 ♪晨跑夜跑游几米♪ 1721 01:23:37,870 --> 01:23:39,660 ♪平板哑铃划船机♪ 1722 01:23:39,660 --> 01:23:41,500 ♪不达目的不放弃♪ 1723 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:52,410 ♪卡路里卡路里卡路♪ 1724 01:23:52,410 --> 01:23:54,200 ♪卡路里我的天敌♪ 1725 01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:56,200 ♪燃烧我的卡路里♪ 1726 01:23:57,830 --> 01:23:59,450 ♪不达目的不放弃♪ 1727 01:24:01,450 --> 01:24:03,580 ♪我要变成万人迷♪ 1728 01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:04,790 获得本市 1729 01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:06,450 一大杰出青年的是 1730 01:24:06,950 --> 01:24:08,250 慈善先锋 1731 01:24:08,250 --> 01:24:09,870 王多鱼先生 1732 01:24:12,250 --> 01:24:12,950 谢谢 1733 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:20,290 这个奖我受之有愧 1734 01:24:20,580 --> 01:24:21,830 我再次重申 1735 01:24:21,830 --> 01:24:23,250 我做的不是慈善 1736 01:24:23,290 --> 01:24:24,200 是生意 1737 01:24:24,250 --> 01:24:25,500 只是买卖赔了而已 1738 01:24:25,660 --> 01:24:26,620 太谦虚了 1739 01:24:27,950 --> 01:24:30,620 马上我们就要跟恒太队打比赛 1740 01:24:30,790 --> 01:24:33,000 到时候请大家支持我 1741 01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:40,120 恒太队的大巴车已经抵达球场 1742 01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:42,620 一支丙级球队挑战国内冠军球队 1743 01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:44,910 这绝对是一场自杀式的邀请赛 1744 01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:47,830 高然你好 1745 01:24:47,830 --> 01:24:49,120 请问对战这样一支球队 1746 01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:51,450 赛前你们计划进几个球 1747 01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:52,910 两个球 1748 01:24:52,910 --> 01:24:54,370 两位数 1749 01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:04,000 恒太队虽然作客西虹市 1750 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:06,080 但是他们彷佛回到了自己的主场 1751 01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:08,910 球场上呈现出了一片红色的海洋 1752 01:25:16,410 --> 01:25:18,540 我们可以看到在足球场上的正中间 1753 01:25:18,540 --> 01:25:20,330 就是我们的恒太队 1754 01:25:20,410 --> 01:25:22,700 不知道大翔队的队员为什么还不入场 1755 01:25:22,700 --> 01:25:24,290 难道说是他们的大巴车 1756 01:25:24,290 --> 01:25:26,250 又再一次的坏在了路上 1757 01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:28,500 这球场好奇怪 1758 01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,330 怎么中间还有个大H 1759 01:25:31,370 --> 01:25:32,790 heng 恒 恒太 1760 01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:35,540 整个城市都在拍我们马屁 1761 01:26:01,620 --> 01:26:04,950 暴发户的亮相就是不一样 1762 01:26:04,950 --> 01:26:09,120 但是这种入场方式 很可能会让他们的对手非常不爽 1763 01:26:09,330 --> 01:26:10,870 显摆什么呀 1764 01:26:38,410 --> 01:26:41,160 大翔 1765 01:27:04,330 --> 01:27:05,200 高然 1766 01:27:07,580 --> 01:27:09,120 终于见到真人了 1767 01:27:11,950 --> 01:27:13,410 西虹人瘦 1768 01:27:13,870 --> 01:27:15,410 我看你是衣服瘦吧 1769 01:27:17,330 --> 01:27:18,830 我上周看你比赛了 1770 01:27:18,910 --> 01:27:21,040 你那个进球绝对是赛季最佳 1771 01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:21,910 我也这么认为 1772 01:27:22,910 --> 01:27:24,410 我还看你老婆演的电视剧 1773 01:27:24,410 --> 01:27:25,910 演的挺好 1774 01:27:26,410 --> 01:27:27,080 我觉得 1775 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:29,450 她那狐狸精绝对本色出演 1776 01:27:29,450 --> 01:27:30,250 谢谢 1777 01:27:32,160 --> 01:27:32,910 干什么 1778 01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:34,870 你再说一遍 1779 01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:41,200 怎么了 1780 01:27:41,750 --> 01:27:42,700 掏红牌没 1781 01:27:46,450 --> 01:27:49,160 高然居然还没有碰到球就被红牌罚下了 1782 01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:50,500 这真是让人意想不到 1783 01:27:50,660 --> 01:27:51,910 十一打十 1784 01:27:51,950 --> 01:27:54,330 这是大翔队最有利的开局 1785 01:27:54,330 --> 01:27:58,000 裁判的这次判罚 也许会影响整场比赛的走向 1786 01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:10,370 好球 1787 01:28:37,330 --> 01:28:38,830 都想什么呢 1788 01:28:38,910 --> 01:28:40,500 干嘛都把球传给我啊 1789 01:28:40,830 --> 01:28:42,120 我是守门员 1790 01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:44,540 我守他们的 我还得守你们的 1791 01:28:44,950 --> 01:28:46,450 一踢二十一啊 1792 01:28:49,620 --> 01:28:51,790 不是你掏钱办的比赛吗 1793 01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,580 大家也是好心 1794 01:28:54,330 --> 01:28:55,950 如果真让人踢进两位数 1795 01:28:55,950 --> 01:28:57,950 咱们可就被钉在耻辱柱上了 1796 01:29:01,450 --> 01:29:02,250 教练 1797 01:29:02,330 --> 01:29:04,200 就真的没有什么别的办法了吗 1798 01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:07,790 比赛进入下半时 1799 01:29:08,290 --> 01:29:09,290 大翔队采用了 1800 01:29:09,290 --> 01:29:11,750 以王多鱼为核心的 1801 01:29:11,750 --> 01:29:12,790 菊花阵 1802 01:29:12,790 --> 01:29:14,830 我作为足球解说员这么多年 1803 01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:18,330 也是第一次见到守门员 居然可以跑出去这么远 1804 01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:20,290 这不耍怪呢吗 1805 01:29:24,120 --> 01:29:25,950 想踢我两位数 1806 01:29:27,540 --> 01:29:29,000 他们欺人太甚 1807 01:29:29,370 --> 01:29:31,120 这个场面它就生动地说明了 1808 01:29:31,120 --> 01:29:32,580 只要你一旦有了钱 1809 01:29:32,580 --> 01:29:34,790 你的身边就会有一群人围着你转 1810 01:29:35,660 --> 01:29:37,120 下半场的战术 1811 01:29:38,120 --> 01:29:39,040 我们 1812 01:29:39,540 --> 01:29:41,120 以攻为守 1813 01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:57,580 但是如果这个关系 你只靠金钱来维系的话 1814 01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:02,250 快跑 1815 01:30:07,450 --> 01:30:08,330 果然 1816 01:30:08,790 --> 01:30:09,950 并不牢靠 1817 01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:14,500 两位数 1818 01:30:14,950 --> 01:30:16,660 两位数 1819 01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:18,910 要踢他们两位数 1820 01:30:34,620 --> 01:30:36,410 漂亮 就这么踢 1821 01:30:36,580 --> 01:30:37,370 该 1822 01:30:37,540 --> 01:30:39,500 活该大翔 1823 01:30:40,580 --> 01:30:41,540 活该 1824 01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:43,330 真解气 1825 01:30:46,830 --> 01:30:47,450 对不起 1826 01:30:47,450 --> 01:30:48,330 柳建南 1827 01:30:51,370 --> 01:30:54,620 你的植物租赁有一笔账对不上 1828 01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:02,250 你这里还有两千元的押金还没上报 1829 01:31:02,250 --> 01:31:03,790 我们需要 你有病吧 1830 01:31:04,330 --> 01:31:07,450 从十个亿里扣两千块钱他会记得吗 1831 01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:09,700 我做财务的不就是要把账算清楚吗 1832 01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:11,540 别犯傻了行吗 1833 01:31:11,540 --> 01:31:13,040 你真以为他会喜欢你啊 1834 01:31:14,410 --> 01:31:16,870 谁喜欢我现在都跟你没有关系 1835 01:31:21,370 --> 01:31:22,250 快 1836 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:28,410 王多鱼是在完成他二爷给他的考验 1837 01:31:28,790 --> 01:31:32,540 他必须在一个月内花光十个亿 才能得到全部遗产 1838 01:31:32,540 --> 01:31:35,040 他铺天盖地的追求你不是因为喜欢你 1839 01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:36,750 而是在利用你烧钱 1840 01:31:36,750 --> 01:31:38,200 醒醒吧傻妞 1841 01:31:52,330 --> 01:31:54,500 全城的烟花都让我包圆了 1842 01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:55,910 我就想 1843 01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:57,870 请你看场演唱会 1844 01:31:58,120 --> 01:31:59,000 夏竹好好看 1845 01:31:59,910 --> 01:32:01,950 好好看看我还剩多少钱了 1846 01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:03,200 就她了 1847 01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:04,160 不能换了 1848 01:32:04,410 --> 01:32:06,290 在别人眼里你是个黑寡妇 1849 01:32:06,580 --> 01:32:08,370 在我这你就是吉祥物 1850 01:32:18,290 --> 01:32:21,040 我不会放过任何一个伤害你的人 1851 01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:25,200 有个信托机构 让我做了一个两千块钱的回扣 1852 01:32:25,290 --> 01:32:29,000 我会在考验截止前的最后一刻 把钱还给他 1853 01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:30,500 让他变回穷光蛋 1854 01:32:31,250 --> 01:32:32,580 你就当作什么都不知道 1855 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:34,790 我给你三十万 1856 01:32:40,700 --> 01:32:42,200 我会把一切都告诉金先生 1857 01:32:44,700 --> 01:32:45,580 借过 夏竹 1858 01:32:50,790 --> 01:32:51,620 夏竹 1859 01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:16,700 别放水 1860 01:33:16,700 --> 01:33:17,620 两位数 1861 01:33:17,620 --> 01:33:19,450 必须两位数 1862 01:33:19,450 --> 01:33:22,330 加油 1863 01:33:22,330 --> 01:33:26,200 两位数 1864 01:33:26,500 --> 01:33:28,160 站住 别追了 1865 01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:30,410 别把老实人逼急了 1866 01:34:39,620 --> 01:34:40,790 虽然胜局早已锁定 1867 01:34:40,790 --> 01:34:42,540 但是恒太队显然没有要收手的意思 1868 01:34:42,540 --> 01:34:45,620 他们想要完成 自己双位数比分的历史壮举 1869 01:34:45,620 --> 01:34:46,870 可是反观大翔队 1870 01:34:46,870 --> 01:34:48,120 他们自从九比零之后 1871 01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:50,830 全队却展现出了超人般的意志 1872 01:34:50,830 --> 01:34:52,660 这两位数的比分就彷佛他们的底裤 1873 01:34:52,660 --> 01:34:54,580 他们死死拽住自己的底裤 1874 01:34:54,580 --> 01:34:56,290 誓要守卫自己的尊严 1875 01:34:56,790 --> 01:34:58,080 太惨烈了 1876 01:34:58,080 --> 01:34:59,450 场上的大翔队的每一位球员 1877 01:34:59,450 --> 01:35:00,790 他们在用自己的每一寸皮肤 1878 01:35:00,790 --> 01:35:03,040 每一根毛发守卫着自己的禁区 1879 01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:04,750 这已经不是一场球赛了 1880 01:35:04,830 --> 01:35:05,870 我要收回刚刚的话 1881 01:35:05,870 --> 01:35:06,750 他们不是奴隶 1882 01:35:06,750 --> 01:35:07,910 他们是战士 1883 01:35:08,330 --> 01:35:10,830 大翔队再一次受伤了一名队员 1884 01:35:11,540 --> 01:35:13,580 他们接下来面临的局面是 1885 01:35:13,580 --> 01:35:14,830 无人可换 1886 01:35:14,830 --> 01:35:15,620 教练 1887 01:35:16,120 --> 01:35:17,080 马上十比零了 1888 01:35:17,450 --> 01:35:18,450 赶紧撤吧 1889 01:35:18,870 --> 01:35:20,790 到处都是记者 太丢人了 1890 01:35:23,290 --> 01:35:25,830 比赛已经临近尾声在这最后的时间里 1891 01:35:25,830 --> 01:35:28,200 大翔队能否守住这个比分 1892 01:35:28,410 --> 01:35:31,200 能否守住最后的尊严 1893 01:35:35,450 --> 01:35:36,620 大翔 1894 01:35:37,120 --> 01:35:38,500 守住 1895 01:35:38,750 --> 01:35:40,120 大翔 1896 01:35:40,120 --> 01:35:41,250 守住 1897 01:35:41,250 --> 01:35:42,370 大翔 1898 01:35:42,370 --> 01:35:43,500 守住 1899 01:35:43,620 --> 01:35:44,620 大翔 1900 01:35:44,660 --> 01:35:52,040 大翔 守住 1901 01:35:52,330 --> 01:35:55,620 大翔队 守住 1902 01:35:59,580 --> 01:36:01,870 我还要和我的队员 1903 01:36:02,330 --> 01:36:03,700 站在一起 1904 01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:09,450 大翔 守住 1905 01:36:09,450 --> 01:36:10,290 什么 1906 01:36:10,290 --> 01:36:12,040 主教练正在热身 1907 01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:25,580 大翔 守住 1908 01:36:25,580 --> 01:36:27,370 教练 加油 1909 01:36:40,290 --> 01:36:41,750 我这 1910 01:36:46,790 --> 01:36:55,700 大翔 守住 1911 01:36:55,700 --> 01:36:57,000 庄强别撑了 1912 01:36:57,040 --> 01:36:58,330 你脸已经肿成猪脸了 1913 01:36:58,950 --> 01:37:08,080 大翔 守住 1914 01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:08,910 多鱼 1915 01:37:09,830 --> 01:37:12,790 五比零那场比赛我收了人家五百块钱 1916 01:37:13,410 --> 01:37:14,950 我知道你最恨人踢假球 1917 01:37:14,950 --> 01:37:16,620 所以一直没敢告诉你 1918 01:37:20,080 --> 01:37:21,040 看球 1919 01:37:38,040 --> 01:37:39,000 听说 1920 01:37:39,040 --> 01:37:41,120 恒太队是最好的球队 1921 01:37:41,250 --> 01:37:42,750 你们有信心吗 1922 01:37:43,040 --> 01:37:45,040 别看咱们球队是丙级球队 1923 01:37:45,540 --> 01:37:47,540 但咱们队里卧虎藏龙 1924 01:37:47,540 --> 01:37:51,200 而且你根本想象不到 平时我们训练有多刻苦 1925 01:37:59,620 --> 01:38:01,500 我不欠你了 1926 01:38:15,370 --> 01:38:17,370 主裁判吹响了全场比赛结束的哨声 1927 01:38:17,370 --> 01:38:19,200 九比零 1928 01:38:20,200 --> 01:38:21,870 大翔队好样的 1929 01:38:22,410 --> 01:38:23,540 好样的 1930 01:38:57,790 --> 01:38:58,500 祝贺 1931 01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:02,040 继续努力 1932 01:39:05,250 --> 01:39:06,250 恭喜你们 1933 01:39:16,580 --> 01:39:17,910 恭喜恒太队 1934 01:39:18,200 --> 01:39:20,200 能跟这样伟大的球队踢场比赛 1935 01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:21,870 是我们一直以来的梦想 1936 01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:24,250 我能买来一场比赛 1937 01:39:24,580 --> 01:39:26,370 但我买不来真正的胜利 1938 01:39:27,750 --> 01:39:28,870 我知道 1939 01:39:28,870 --> 01:39:31,830 在你们眼里我王多鱼就是一个暴发户 1940 01:39:32,450 --> 01:39:36,330 老实说我从来没有 因为自己得到一笔遗产而骄傲 1941 01:39:36,540 --> 01:39:40,250 但是我为自己是一个守门员而骄傲 1942 01:39:40,250 --> 01:39:41,580 即使这个守门员 1943 01:39:42,330 --> 01:39:43,700 没那么出色 1944 01:39:48,370 --> 01:39:50,540 告诉大家一个好消息 1945 01:39:50,540 --> 01:39:54,330 我们恒太队的主席恒太太 看过王先生的比赛之后 1946 01:39:54,370 --> 01:39:55,450 非常触动 1947 01:39:55,450 --> 01:39:57,080 她决定捐出一个亿 1948 01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:59,250 投入到脂肪险的理赔当中 1949 01:39:59,660 --> 01:40:00,950 用不着 1950 01:40:01,080 --> 01:40:03,250 我钱花完之前谁也别进来捣乱 1951 01:40:03,370 --> 01:40:05,160 告诉恒太太谢谢她 1952 01:40:12,450 --> 01:40:13,750 喂 夏竹 1953 01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:18,040 坐哪了 没看到你呢 1954 01:40:20,790 --> 01:40:23,580 王多鱼 你钱还没赔光呢吧 1955 01:40:23,750 --> 01:40:25,410 拿钱来赎你的妞儿 1956 01:40:46,540 --> 01:40:47,540 给我打 1957 01:40:47,790 --> 01:40:48,790 什么事 1958 01:40:54,500 --> 01:40:56,660 你们干什么 你们干什么 1959 01:40:58,200 --> 01:40:59,160 太卑鄙了 1960 01:40:59,160 --> 01:41:00,250 为了让我犯规 1961 01:41:00,250 --> 01:41:01,540 你们就绑架夏竹 1962 01:41:01,700 --> 01:41:02,870 夏竹被绑架了 1963 01:41:02,870 --> 01:41:04,370 还在这给我装 1964 01:41:04,370 --> 01:41:05,250 把她交出来 1965 01:41:05,410 --> 01:41:07,040 绑架是犯法的事 1966 01:41:07,040 --> 01:41:08,830 我没那个胆子做 1967 01:41:08,870 --> 01:41:09,700 我不会 1968 01:41:09,700 --> 01:41:11,000 还不说是吧 好的 1969 01:41:12,750 --> 01:41:13,580 来 1970 01:41:17,750 --> 01:41:19,200 我说 1971 01:41:20,500 --> 01:41:24,040 我们只有叫柳建南在你的账单上做手脚 1972 01:41:24,290 --> 01:41:26,580 我们没有绑架 没有 1973 01:41:26,790 --> 01:41:27,500 柳建南 1974 01:41:27,660 --> 01:41:31,080 会不会是柳建南那个小子他狗急跳墙了 1975 01:41:37,620 --> 01:41:38,700 王多鱼 1976 01:41:38,910 --> 01:41:40,620 你不是喜欢炫富吗 1977 01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:42,540 来看看你的朋友们 1978 01:41:42,790 --> 01:41:43,790 王总好 1979 01:41:45,750 --> 01:41:47,370 今天晚上六点之前 1980 01:41:47,370 --> 01:41:49,040 拿一千万来赎你的女人 1981 01:41:49,540 --> 01:41:50,660 如果你不来 1982 01:41:50,660 --> 01:41:52,450 或者是警察来了 1983 01:41:54,580 --> 01:41:56,870 下一个就是她 1984 01:42:00,080 --> 01:42:01,080 露富了 1985 01:42:01,120 --> 01:42:02,120 被盯上了 1986 01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:03,910 报警吧 1987 01:42:03,910 --> 01:42:05,120 报警人就没了 1988 01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:06,160 拿钱赎人 1989 01:42:06,250 --> 01:42:07,160 就违规了 1990 01:42:07,660 --> 01:42:09,000 三百亿也没了 1991 01:42:09,200 --> 01:42:11,950 你的钱只能用于你自己 1992 01:42:12,250 --> 01:42:13,660 三百亿 1993 01:42:13,950 --> 01:42:16,120 足以让人忘记这世界上 1994 01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:17,870 所有的烦恼 1995 01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:20,620 三百亿 1996 01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:32,950 齁死我了 1997 01:42:36,080 --> 01:42:36,870 金先生 1998 01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:39,200 我刚才演的是不是有点过啊 1999 01:42:39,660 --> 01:42:40,950 恰到好处 2000 01:42:42,160 --> 01:42:43,200 那就好 2001 01:42:44,750 --> 01:42:45,950 现在 2002 01:42:46,000 --> 01:42:49,410 就是他二爷留给王多鱼的最终考验 2003 01:42:50,290 --> 01:42:52,870 他只有放弃那三百亿来救你 2004 01:42:52,870 --> 01:42:55,040 他才能真正继承那三百亿 2005 01:42:57,250 --> 01:42:58,950 这跟我有什么关系 2006 01:42:59,040 --> 01:43:00,660 他没有理由来救我 2007 01:43:01,540 --> 01:43:02,330 就算 2008 01:43:02,330 --> 01:43:04,290 就算他有那么一点点喜欢我 2009 01:43:05,580 --> 01:43:06,620 不可能 2010 01:43:06,950 --> 01:43:08,620 他肯定更喜欢那三百亿 2011 01:43:10,620 --> 01:43:12,620 金钱是冰冷的 2012 01:43:12,660 --> 01:43:14,790 爱人的手是温暖的 2013 01:43:16,200 --> 01:43:17,660 我不是他爱人 2014 01:43:22,950 --> 01:43:23,790 王多鱼 2015 01:43:24,580 --> 01:43:25,620 你要一出声 2016 01:43:25,620 --> 01:43:26,910 他就取消资格了 2017 01:43:34,910 --> 01:43:35,750 金先生 2018 01:43:36,200 --> 01:43:37,120 出大事了 2019 01:43:37,450 --> 01:43:38,580 夏竹被绑架了 2020 01:43:39,580 --> 01:43:40,870 考验停止吧 2021 01:43:40,870 --> 01:43:42,580 我必须得拿一千万出来救她 2022 01:43:42,580 --> 01:43:44,040 要不然她就没命了 2023 01:43:44,330 --> 01:43:45,330 他那老相好的 2024 01:43:45,620 --> 01:43:46,790 已经挂了 2025 01:43:47,290 --> 01:43:49,500 这个情况让我没想到 2026 01:43:49,950 --> 01:43:50,950 抱歉 2027 01:43:50,950 --> 01:43:52,450 无论出现任何状况 2028 01:43:52,540 --> 01:43:53,700 考验不得暂停 2029 01:43:53,950 --> 01:43:55,290 你还是不是个人呐 2030 01:43:55,410 --> 01:43:56,830 夏竹都快完蛋了 2031 01:43:56,830 --> 01:43:58,330 现在是特殊情况 2032 01:43:59,290 --> 01:44:00,870 那我只有表示遗憾 2033 01:44:01,910 --> 01:44:03,080 不然你报警吧 2034 01:44:03,080 --> 01:44:04,950 报警就撕票了个屁的了 2035 01:44:09,450 --> 01:44:10,950 老金 要不你这样 2036 01:44:10,950 --> 01:44:12,200 你给她爸妈打电话 2037 01:44:12,200 --> 01:44:13,830 你问问她爸妈能不能凑齐一千万 2038 01:44:13,830 --> 01:44:16,160 让她 她家里人把钱拿出来 2039 01:44:17,290 --> 01:44:19,870 我没有联系她家人的方式 2040 01:44:21,830 --> 01:44:22,540 老金 2041 01:44:22,950 --> 01:44:23,870 我拿钱救人 2042 01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:25,500 你呢 睁一只眼闭一只眼 2043 01:44:25,500 --> 01:44:27,120 回头我给你一个亿 2044 01:44:29,250 --> 01:44:30,250 三个亿 2045 01:44:30,250 --> 01:44:31,040 王多鱼 2046 01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:32,290 你收回这句话 2047 01:44:32,410 --> 01:44:33,410 收买监督人 2048 01:44:33,410 --> 01:44:35,250 我可以立刻判你违规 2049 01:44:35,250 --> 01:44:36,370 我不管 2050 01:44:37,580 --> 01:44:38,870 反正我不能掏钱 2051 01:44:39,750 --> 01:44:42,080 老子任务马上就要完成了 2052 01:44:42,250 --> 01:44:43,620 老子三百亿 2053 01:44:43,620 --> 01:44:45,410 能忘记所有烦恼 2054 01:44:45,410 --> 01:44:46,620 你不一样老金 2055 01:44:46,620 --> 01:44:48,580 夏竹的死你要负全责 2056 01:44:48,870 --> 01:44:49,830 你得 2057 01:44:50,040 --> 01:44:51,250 忏悔一辈子 2058 01:44:51,540 --> 01:44:53,540 我跟你说老金你晚上上厕所 2059 01:44:53,950 --> 01:44:55,790 你一开门夏竹蹲那了 2060 01:44:56,330 --> 01:44:57,250 你回来 2061 01:44:57,250 --> 01:44:59,120 你叫醒你老婆想跟她说这事 2062 01:44:59,120 --> 01:45:00,660 你一看叫醒的是夏竹 2063 01:45:00,700 --> 01:45:02,910 你无论走到哪夏竹就跟你到哪 2064 01:45:03,410 --> 01:45:04,540 夏竹马上就要死了 2065 01:45:04,580 --> 01:45:05,750 我电话没电了 2066 01:45:11,450 --> 01:45:12,500 你这是做什么 2067 01:45:15,290 --> 01:45:16,290 陪我喝酒 2068 01:45:16,620 --> 01:45:17,750 把我灌断片 2069 01:45:18,450 --> 01:45:20,000 让我忘了自己是谁 2070 01:45:20,290 --> 01:45:21,160 喝酒 2071 01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:23,500 什么情况 2072 01:45:23,540 --> 01:45:25,160 抱抱他 2073 01:45:47,700 --> 01:45:48,790 我不渴 2074 01:45:55,040 --> 01:45:56,870 我好像得糖尿病了 2075 01:45:58,120 --> 01:46:00,040 我相信我的判断 2076 01:46:00,830 --> 01:46:02,120 王多鱼 2077 01:46:02,250 --> 01:46:03,750 是个重情义的人 2078 01:46:04,040 --> 01:46:10,410 ♪忘忧草 忘了就好♪ 2079 01:46:10,410 --> 01:46:15,080 ♪梦里知多少♪ 2080 01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:16,910 放心 2081 01:46:18,080 --> 01:46:19,450 我相信王多鱼 2082 01:46:19,790 --> 01:46:21,040 不会对你放手不管的 2083 01:46:21,580 --> 01:46:25,580 ♪有一种爱叫做放手♪ 2084 01:46:25,580 --> 01:46:29,540 ♪为爱放弃天长地久♪ 2085 01:46:35,250 --> 01:46:38,450 如果一个人为了金钱而放弃了人性 2086 01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:41,950 他将会一辈子活在愧疚当中 2087 01:46:42,700 --> 01:46:48,250 ♪让软弱的我们懂得残忍♪ 2088 01:46:48,250 --> 01:46:53,250 ♪狠狠面对人生每次寒冷♪ 2089 01:46:53,250 --> 01:46:58,290 ♪依依不舍的爱过的人♪ 2090 01:46:58,290 --> 01:47:02,040 ♪往往有缘没有份♪ 2091 01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:38,540 我来晚了宝贝 2092 01:47:40,120 --> 01:47:41,370 对不起 2093 01:47:57,160 --> 01:47:58,790 看来我高估了他 2094 01:48:00,200 --> 01:48:01,450 结束了 2095 01:48:01,450 --> 01:48:02,580 我去把车开过来 2096 01:48:19,830 --> 01:48:21,500 我不想看见你 2097 01:48:21,620 --> 01:48:23,330 你也不能杀我灭口 2098 01:48:23,330 --> 01:48:24,330 没道理 2099 01:48:24,870 --> 01:48:25,790 你把人放了 2100 01:48:25,790 --> 01:48:27,580 拿着这些臭钱给我滚蛋 2101 01:48:28,450 --> 01:48:29,250 以后 2102 01:48:29,750 --> 01:48:32,620 别让我再看见你 2103 01:48:32,620 --> 01:48:33,790 我看见你一次 2104 01:48:33,790 --> 01:48:35,870 我就不认识你一次 2105 01:48:38,080 --> 01:48:39,080 夏竹 2106 01:48:39,620 --> 01:48:40,950 我救你来啦 2107 01:48:42,500 --> 01:48:44,330 你这个扫把星 2108 01:48:45,080 --> 01:48:47,450 你知道我为你放弃了多少吗 2109 01:48:47,790 --> 01:48:48,580 以后 2110 01:48:48,620 --> 01:48:50,540 你不给我生一百个孩子 2111 01:48:50,790 --> 01:48:53,160 你都对不起我啊你 2112 01:49:04,370 --> 01:49:06,500 恭喜过关 2113 01:49:16,540 --> 01:49:17,750 祝贺王总 2114 01:49:18,040 --> 01:49:20,370 有情人终成眷属 2115 01:49:22,580 --> 01:49:23,620 夏竹 2116 01:49:25,000 --> 01:49:27,450 什么 什么意思啊 2117 01:49:29,080 --> 01:49:31,950 金钱和人性之间做一个抉择 2118 01:49:32,540 --> 01:49:35,290 是你二爷留给你的终极考验 2119 01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:37,790 你 通过了 2120 01:49:39,330 --> 01:49:39,950 来 2121 01:49:40,870 --> 01:49:41,660 你看 2122 01:49:44,950 --> 01:49:46,620 畜牲 2123 01:49:46,950 --> 01:49:49,750 我就知道你完不成考验 2124 01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:51,450 对不起 放错了 2125 01:49:57,700 --> 01:49:59,830 你果然没让我失望 2126 01:50:00,040 --> 01:50:02,540 我就知道你没问题 2127 01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:05,290 因为我们一样的优秀 2128 01:50:06,200 --> 01:50:09,830 金钱没有吞噬你人性的光辉 2129 01:50:10,250 --> 01:50:11,290 你配 2130 01:50:14,620 --> 01:50:17,250 你配得上我的遗产 2131 01:50:18,040 --> 01:50:19,120 孩子 2132 01:50:19,120 --> 01:50:21,290 祝你幸福 2133 01:50:22,950 --> 01:50:24,540 你说我这命 2134 01:50:24,540 --> 01:50:26,000 占了你多大便宜 2135 01:50:26,750 --> 01:50:27,500 二爷你也是 2136 01:50:27,500 --> 01:50:29,370 这一辈子也没个一儿半女的 2137 01:50:29,500 --> 01:50:31,250 咋就不找个老伴呢 2138 01:50:33,330 --> 01:50:34,500 严格地说 2139 01:50:35,950 --> 01:50:37,500 其实你应该管我叫 2140 01:50:37,500 --> 01:50:38,540 二奶 2141 01:50:52,120 --> 01:50:56,870 ♪打开窗户让孤单透气♪ 2142 01:50:56,870 --> 01:51:01,920 ♪这一间屋子如此密闭♪ 2143 01:51:03,920 --> 01:51:08,620 ♪欢呼声仍飘在空气里♪ 2144 01:51:08,620 --> 01:51:12,520 ♪像空无一人一样华丽♪ 2145 01:51:15,040 --> 01:51:20,540 ♪我渐渐失去知觉♪ 2146 01:51:20,540 --> 01:51:25,040 ♪就当做是种自我逃避♪ 2147 01:51:28,120 --> 01:51:30,580 来 宝贝慢点 2148 01:51:30,700 --> 01:51:32,290 刚环游世界回来 2149 01:51:32,370 --> 01:51:34,160 该享受的我俩都享受够了 2150 01:51:35,000 --> 01:51:37,410 我就觉得这么多钱在我手里啊浪费了 2151 01:51:37,660 --> 01:51:39,660 我就想让它变得更有意义 2152 01:51:39,700 --> 01:51:41,200 所以裸捐 2153 01:51:41,290 --> 01:51:42,290 一分不留 2154 01:51:43,330 --> 01:51:44,160 王先生 2155 01:51:44,160 --> 01:51:44,950 王太太 2156 01:51:45,330 --> 01:51:47,540 我需要最后再确认一下 2157 01:51:48,200 --> 01:51:50,410 二位将以捐赠的方式 2158 01:51:50,660 --> 01:51:51,910 放弃这笔财富 2159 01:51:52,410 --> 01:51:53,330 请问 2160 01:51:53,330 --> 01:51:54,250 考虑清楚了吗 2161 01:51:55,000 --> 01:51:56,830 那还说啥呢 必须的 2162 01:51:57,410 --> 01:51:58,750 真的考虑蛮久了 2163 01:52:00,250 --> 01:52:01,000 来 2164 01:52:05,250 --> 01:52:05,910 怎么了 2165 01:52:06,500 --> 01:52:08,330 是不是儿子又在开大脚了 2166 01:52:09,660 --> 01:52:11,450 儿子是不是有意见了 2167 01:52:12,410 --> 01:52:14,290 你说我们两个都享受够了 2168 01:52:14,410 --> 01:52:16,160 也没说给孩子留一些 2169 01:52:22,660 --> 01:52:24,290 裸捐的原则还是不变的 2170 01:52:25,000 --> 01:52:26,370 我们给孩子留一点 2171 01:52:26,580 --> 01:52:27,700 放心 不用多 2172 01:52:28,290 --> 01:52:29,330 够养活就行 2173 01:52:29,410 --> 01:52:30,410 当然可以 2174 01:52:30,450 --> 01:52:31,620 这是您的权利 2175 01:52:31,790 --> 01:52:32,580 太好了 2176 01:52:33,330 --> 01:52:34,620 那我们稍微往前捋一捋 2177 01:52:34,750 --> 01:52:35,620 五分钟就好 2178 01:52:35,830 --> 01:52:37,000 借张纸 2179 01:52:38,750 --> 01:52:39,370 你看 2180 01:52:39,410 --> 01:52:40,830 孩子一下生就得要个月嫂 2181 01:52:40,950 --> 01:52:43,250 尿不湿 吸奶器 磨牙棒 2182 01:52:43,250 --> 01:52:45,870 奶粉 果泥 肉泥蔬菜泥 2183 01:52:46,290 --> 01:52:47,450 孩子长大了 2184 01:52:47,830 --> 01:52:50,160 钢琴 游泳 轮滑 英语 乐高 2185 01:52:50,160 --> 01:52:51,330 哪一个都得学 2186 01:52:51,330 --> 01:52:52,370 咱儿子以后啊 2187 01:52:52,450 --> 01:52:53,830 万一学习不好 2188 01:52:53,950 --> 01:52:55,580 除了体育课我能辅导辅导 2189 01:52:55,750 --> 01:52:57,250 其他全得请家教 2190 01:52:57,250 --> 01:52:58,660 那全是钱 我告诉你 2191 01:52:58,910 --> 01:53:01,500 那逢年过节不得去老师家走动走动 2192 01:53:01,750 --> 01:53:03,000 不能空手去啊 2193 01:53:03,160 --> 01:53:04,250 这钱得留 2194 01:53:04,950 --> 01:53:07,950 儿子搞对像开房 也不能总让人女方掏钱吧 2195 01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:09,540 男生不能太小气 2196 01:53:09,660 --> 01:53:12,330 要经常送女孩子一些小礼物 2197 01:53:12,750 --> 01:53:15,580 这开房开个一年半载的也该结婚了 2198 01:53:15,790 --> 01:53:16,950 我这朋友多 2199 01:53:17,080 --> 01:53:18,370 婚宴起码得二十桌起 2200 01:53:18,410 --> 01:53:20,290 万一丈母娘狮子大开口 2201 01:53:20,660 --> 01:53:22,790 那彩礼可是一大笔钱 2202 01:53:22,790 --> 01:53:24,660 这婚房也不能离城区太远 2203 01:53:24,750 --> 01:53:26,750 装修一定要绿色环保 2204 01:53:26,750 --> 01:53:28,080 这钱 不能省 2205 01:53:28,620 --> 01:53:30,500 家电也得买大牌子 用得住 2206 01:53:30,660 --> 01:53:32,200 还得买个小汽车 2207 01:53:32,200 --> 01:53:33,830 买完车还得买车位 2208 01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:36,000 买完车位还得上保险 2209 01:53:37,040 --> 01:53:37,950 不如生个女儿 2210 01:53:37,950 --> 01:53:38,870 这赔钱玩意 2211 01:54:24,040 --> 01:54:25,410 大功告成了 2212 01:54:26,410 --> 01:54:27,290 终于算完了 2213 01:54:30,330 --> 01:54:31,160 等一下 2214 01:54:32,540 --> 01:54:35,540 万一咱们要是有二胎了怎么办 2215 01:55:03,830 --> 01:55:07,330 ♪我好像失去了理智♪ 2216 01:55:07,330 --> 01:55:12,620 ♪那个地方有令人愉快的事♪ 2217 01:55:14,500 --> 01:55:18,000 ♪在灯光下把你举起♪ 2218 01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:23,000 ♪不是我的血液激动不已♪ 2219 01:55:25,330 --> 01:55:27,790 ♪不是我太奇异♪ 2220 01:55:27,790 --> 01:55:30,660 ♪不是我真情义♪ 2221 01:55:30,660 --> 01:55:34,750 ♪可能是我有点傻气♪ 2222 01:55:36,660 --> 01:55:40,620 ♪我的一个鼻孔不出气♪ 2223 01:55:40,620 --> 01:55:43,200 ♪很久没有处理♪ 2224 01:55:43,200 --> 01:55:45,540 ♪不是哭泣♪ 2225 01:55:47,910 --> 01:55:58,500 ♪我想变成一棵金黄的大树♪ 2226 01:55:59,370 --> 01:56:10,370 ♪我想变成一棵金黄的大树♪ 2227 01:56:34,250 --> 01:56:39,120 ♪悲伤是一种非常普遍的情绪♪ 2228 01:56:39,830 --> 01:56:43,450 ♪抛弃也显得合理♪ 2229 01:56:44,790 --> 01:56:48,370 ♪我好像失去了力气♪ 2230 01:56:48,370 --> 01:56:52,950 ♪那个地方有令人发狂的东西♪ 2231 01:56:56,200 --> 01:57:00,910 ♪你塞满爆米花的腮帮子♪ 2232 01:57:01,790 --> 01:57:07,080 ♪拉着我的手在电影院的样子♪ 2233 01:57:07,410 --> 01:57:12,410 ♪扶梯无限延伸的样子♪ 2234 01:57:12,410 --> 01:57:16,290 ♪电影不会散场的样子♪ 2235 01:57:33,120 --> 01:57:37,700 ♪我想变成一棵金黄的大树♪ 2236 01:57:38,700 --> 01:57:43,290 ♪我想变成一棵金黄的大树♪ 2237 01:57:44,500 --> 01:57:48,950 ♪我想变成一棵金黄的大树♪ 2238 01:57:50,040 --> 01:57:54,120 ♪伤心就落下枯叶的包袱♪ 138988

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