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204 Hong Kong
On July 1 204
General the reader of the biggest criminal group
was arrested days ago
He will be sentto trial after one week
The įudge would be the famous righteous įudge Yu Ti Hung
Itts reported by Chiu Ching Chun of CN News
Thai King how is General
He will be sentto trial a week later
That old fox Yu Ti Hung is appointed to be the įudge
Go and fix the time machine
Letts go back to 199
to search for Yu Ti Hung of 20 years old
Then brainwash him
So when he comes back to the trial
I think he will let General go
The time machine is not successful
does it work
We have to take a risk
Whirlwind Kick Whirlwind Kick
Senior surrender now
You idiot
Swaying Fist
Yturn Crescent knife
Cut
Powerful Palm
Kent įust 0 seconds left
Go now
Timets up letts go
July 1 199
See you Future Cops
July 1 199
Why do they go there
According to the information we have got
the fellows of General Kent Thai King & Toyota have gone to 199
To search for Yu Ti Hung who was 28 years old in 199
They wantto kill the įudge
Ay be
Since he is well protected now
they could do nothing to him
That means in 199 he is not protected
So we have to send you back to 199
Lung will keep concent with you
You must be kidding
Why doesntt he go with us
Because he is my wifets brother
Remember
the people of 50 years ago are differentfrom us
They love telling lies
There is a computer chip inside your brain
Ifyou tell lies you will be shocked by electrici
So remember dontttell lie
Sure
we never tell lies
Right
But it is different in the olden days
Dangers are all over in the past world youtd be careful
I am afraid there will be no chance
Take a picture first
Go to hell
Ready
199 Hong Kong
Give me one please
I wantto searchsearch
Take the money please
Why cantt l get one
Impossible lt must be there
Tai Hung what are you searching
You always hide the biggestfish ball atthe bottom
l know it
I haventt
See
So big
Stop searching
Good morning Head master
Tai Hung
Good morning Choi Ney
Good morning
You look greattoday
The school sports day is coming wetve to decorate the gymnasium
I am not good in sports
Are you Centaur
Why are you that concerned about me
You have bad luck today
Be careful How can you be so superstitious
I wontttrustthat
Really
Oney ltts lucky indeed
Tai Hung
Are you alright
I am alright itts rather cool
Props
I have taken your greedy look
Do you mean it Keion
Of course itts reallyfunny
Damn
Stop quarrelling with him
Letts go
Dontt be that cocky
I love it
Give him a towel
Are you kidding
You bring your Philippine maid to school
I can support her study in Universitoo
I hate others beating my head
I didntt
What proof do you have
No
We said no
I said no too
Forget aboutthem they are not studying at all
Right how can a good student do this
I hate people hitting my head
I entered this school when l was 6
but ltm 28 now l haventt graduated
I am an old student here
Everyone in this school calls me Old bag
You have taken my leadership
And you beat me
and fool me everyday
I can stand no more
Come for a duel with me
Who is it Lower your head
Head master you are attacked
Ttl will not make fun of the head master againtt
What are you laughing at l would rape you donttyou know that
He is punished bythe head master
He deserves it
What are you laughing l would rape you
Enįoyyourself in cleaning
Letts go
She is the beau of our school Siu Wai
She is nicked named Crab Angel
Wonderful
She has used a new eye shadow today
so she looks great
What do you mean by looking at me like this
Under certain condition it works
Thatts good
Wake up
Doesntt she show pi on me
Tai Hung
I do have pi on you
Really
I always admire you
Although l am taller than you
Really
I feel that you are special
Really
Butyou cantt notice it
In fact many people give me such comment behind me
Nobody will be left in the Biology Room after school
letts chat įustyou and me alright
OK l will give you 15 minutes
Itts hot you are sweating too
No
I have said itts emp
Right
I wasntt concentrated in the last lesson aboutthe body structure
I didntt know whatthe teacher said
Aboutthe structure of man l know nothing
Can you teach me
But l was playing TV games
Butyou are a boy you know the structure of man
Thatts right l know it pre well
Sayltts too embarrassing
Never mind go ahead
Can you show me yours
What
I mean that
Itts nothing special
Well įustforget it
OK l would show you
But itts the bottom line
Without limit
Camera
Shit what a shame
Action
Help
Beat him to death
Stop l will do it myself
Itts OK
Dontt move
You know the Crab Angel is my girlfriend
How dare you court her
You look weird
Dontt come to school tomorrow
Otherwise l will beatyou
But what should l do if l dontt come to school
You idiot
What are you doing here
Your sister Chun Li ordered me to stand here for 1 hour as punishment
I dontt understand why so many boys fall for her
She is no big deal
Come on follow me OK no
l have to stand for 5 more minutes
You are cheap
Damn it Alright
Daughter you need this so much
Ifthere is a wolf who wants to take your advantage
Just attack him with this he will suffer terribly
Om l know you are expert in fighting againstthe wolves
but l am now talking with myfriend
can you sell itto someone else
Are you missing me
Sure Sure
I can tell itts a lie from a swift answer
Tai Hung you are back
No l am not in Tsimshatsui
You must have been driven crazy by someone
No
I was driven crazy by a dog
Son l have told you
when you are not happy
Have a deep breath
Then talk to yourself ttWhat a wonderful worldtt
ttthe air is freshtt
Try
What a wonderful world
the air is fresh
Isntt it better
Better
Right
I am going to my room to commit suicide
Y dear son
om l have had bad luck today
Dontt come close to me or l will give you bad luck too
No way ltts impossible
Right l have warned you
Om įust let him go
Look at him he is so thin
and he hasntt grown up
He is a born looser
You are fat and you are bitchy
You dontt wear bra you are cheap
What did you say
Stop
Can you stop quarrelling
What a wonderful world
the air is fresh
We have a guest You make me lose face
Who are you looking for
I come to repair the pipe
Thank God youtre here
You know the pipe is always leaky
I canttfall asleep
The water fee is expensive
you know
You know your line is always busy
Your service should be improved Right
But l think theytre having trouble
Daughter
Please give way
I am useless l cantt even defeat my sister
Itd better die
Y son
You know you are a looser now
Youtve studied for 24 years
But l will be a universi graduate soon
Om let me beat her to death come and help me
Be careful get up let me help you
You are going to cry soon right
Y dear son
Daughter can you give him some face
Y dear son
adam although itts a tragedy ofyour family
you should let me repair the pipe right
Yes this way please
I dontt know whatts wrong with the pipe
Itts leaking youtd better check it
Itts OK
Where is the phone l have to reportto the company
Over there
Itts not reasonable
Why are you sweating lsntt it hot
The pope is leaking
Itts OK
I saw a film before
The female lead made herself wet to seduce the workman
Ifyou wantto seduce me
Save it
I love my wife very much
What a wonderful world
The air is fresh
Y mood is good and everything can be solved
Please finish everything in my will
Om l dontt wantto live again
Good bye mom
Choi Ney itts you
Yes l am looking for Tai Hung
So cockyto clip it with toes
I wanna stab you
Itts useless for you to seduce me l love my wife
Y God dontt bring my whole family bad luck
I įust come to help you
Come up
No he is having bad luck today
Dontt picnic He will bring you bad luck too
No no
l am almost 0 my sister is going to be a universi graduate
but l am still a F5 student
I can be your tutor
But l am poor in sports
I will accompanyyou for practising
I am always beaten by Kei On
I can help you
So come and choose the weapons now
No l will persuade him notto go againstyou
Itts useless
Unless the fairies will come and help me
Choi Ney onlyyou are not afraid of my bad luck
No way for we are good friends
Choi Ney
Well letts stop here
I have to take a bath
See you tomorrow morning in school
Thank you
Are you leaving Yes
Bye Bye
l am going back to universi hostel
Om has a date with uncle Richard for business
Aboutthe dinner tonight fix ityourself
I fix my dinner every night
Dontttouch myturtle in the toilet
Otherwise l would teach you good lesson
You always teach me good lesson
I wantto wash my bad luck away
I am not really in bad luck my leftfoot is alright
Y God why do you want to fool me like this
Can you let me go
Itts fatal that l would be a looser for the rest of my life am l
Why should l keep on studying
I can be gigolo
Or l can be plastic flower maker
Or l can įoin the singing contest
Or l can įoin the iss Hong Kong Pageant
Come on l wontt give any mercy
I will teach you good lesson
Whatts wrong Nothing returns
I threw a small one
butyou gave me a big one instead
Donttyou believe l would ask someone to chop you to death
Itts missed so what
Dontttake this spaceship nexttime
it makes me feel dizzy
A kid is over there
Isntt it 199
Why do you climb up to my roof
We didntt climb but we fell down from the sky
We came from 204 AD
We are the future cops
Future cops Thief
Help robbers
StYuk Keung College
He is the schoolmate ofJudge Yu Ti Hung
Letts question him
Robbery Help
Ghost
ay l help
Help
We didntt mean to hurtyou
You seem to be nas
Should we help
He seems to be fainted
If we tell him the truth
what will he do
I think he will say the slang of 50 years ago ttDamn ittt
Damn it
Are you coming from 204
If l find the įudge for you what can l get
What do you want
I want much money many women and inches taller
Donttyou think we are fairies
Butyou come form future
You are future cops
You can tell me what will happen
Justtell me which horse will win and which shares rise up itts OK
Do you know which horse won in 194
I dontt know
Thatts right we wontt know either
But history cantt be changed
Even you know the result
you will miss it by any reasons
Thatts right
So why should l help you
And l have to feed you the monsters No way
Have you ever been bullied by others
I am bullied by others everyday
How aboutyour schooling
I failed in every subįects
Have you dream ever come true
None
So we can help you say not being bullied
you will get A in every subįects & every dream will come true
Are you that great
The future cops are your fellows now your įerk
Om is back hide up
y dear son is doing homework
Yes
He is obstructing his mom
OK
Son you are sleepy now
I am not
You are sleepy
I am not
How about deducting your pocket money to $50 per week
Your son snorting heavily
Let me getyou a cup of coffee
Thank you
English again
I feel so excited when you talk in English
Really
Speak more OK
TtOnlyyou can make the world so brighttt
ttOnlyyou can make the darkness brighttt
Speak more
TtLondon bridge is falling downtt
ttTwinkle twinkle little startt
ttPlease stand behind the yellow linett
ttNext station is Wong Tai Sintt
ttl am a man A man and many many penstt
Someone is outside
No
A head is hanging rightthere
Are you too excited after hearing my English
No l saw a head hanging
ttA man and a pentt
See
I dontt mean to complain
but l haventt started why are you that nervous
Men went upstairs
No where are the men
I saw men going up there
I am leaving l will come tomorrow
No l mean it trust me
Men went up
I have to learn more English first
Trust me l am leaving goodnight
Richard
Whatts wrong with my eye
You scared my mom
Are we going to cooperate
Why do you want me to help
The time machine sent us to your roof
after 14 days
we have to leave right here
Anyway you are the student of St Yuk Keung College
Wetll make it as our temporary headquarters
No way Kei On doesntt let me go to school
or he will beat me
Who is Kei On
He is a gang leader in school
He brings a Philippine maid to school so as to serve him
Unless you are really supporting me
What are you scaring
Ask him to playyour maid
So he can check Yu Ti Hung in your school
Good morning Kei On
Boss he has a maid too
How dare you copy me
A red hair maid
I will beatyour maid up too
What have l eaten y urine doesntt seem to be healthy
You are cockyto bring a maid back to school
I am learning from you
I said l would teach you good lesson
Why do you stand so high
Help Go
Let me down
Itts hot let me down
Head master
Tai Hung has brought a monster to school
Onster
He has long arms of over 10ft
Width fire comes form his mouth
Which one do you mean
Thatts him
He is rather tall
But he doesntt have arm width of over 10ft
Head master
Are you going to beat me up
Letts go
Fat Ball Yes
Head master are you alright
What do you think
Ttl will not make fun ofthe head master againtt
He deserves it he always bullies others
No schooling tomorrow
or l will beatyou up
Letts go
No face at all
Nottoo worse
I am hungry
Eat mine first
How to eat
Itts good for digestion
His sister is always staying there
Letts eat something rough
Alright
I wontt go never go
I wantto punish you
youtd not go outfor one week
For you stared at a girl on street
OK How is it
Fred Jacky Kit
Where is Sing
He must have fooled around
Sing Chai
I will give you a slap when l getyou
Something great
Tryyour best
The refrigerator
How wonderful
Itve finally gotyou
how dare you fool around
Hey this refrigerator is more delicious than our models
Sure our refrigerator has no preservative substance
We cantt eatthem up
Save itfor Ah Sing
Sing Chai you are really naugh dontt be naugh
Who are you
I am
You must be the classmate of my brother
You are right
What are you doing To clean the floor
Why do you clean the floor of my home
Right clean the floor
I ask you why do you clean the floor of mine
Damn you bastard
Go to hell
Sister are you fine
Is it a thief
No my classmate
Why do you hit him like this
He is poor
So l have to beat him
No in fact he has no money to payfor his school fee
Even his underwear is all broken
His father has to be hooker to earn for money
Since the maid charges us $0 for cleaning
So l would like to pay him $20 to do all the cleanings
The remained $10, letts share it
You are so coldblooded
Iss dontt blame him
Otherwise he wontt give me the limited money
Oh you are so poor
I mistook thatyou are a wolf
Your broom is so funny
Right itts a giftfrom my mom
Do you wantto make more money
I do
Just serve me
l will payyou $50 per day
No l wontt spend the money of a woman
Just serve me
I will ask my brother to give you $50
Thatts OK
Pack up please OK
So comfortable
Y room is up there
do some cleaning for me later
What
Anything will do
But notthe body of my sister
Itts really hot
Itts hot below l suffered
Sing & l have controlled the students already
You can go and find out the įudge anytime
Thatts great letts play a role in the school
One pretends to be the teacher and the other to be the student
One checks from the teachers & the other checks from the students
Who will be the student
I donttthink itts me
Donttyou think l am like a student
Letts fight the loser will be the student
Scissors stone and cloth
I own
Why did l choose scissors
Whythe new student is so old
What did you say l am talking aboutyou
Are you coming to be the teacher
Yes
You come to be the student
Yes
He is my elder cousin and he is his brother
I dislike your hair
But l can accept it
How old are you
17
What Our difference is only hair and beard
No my cousin is so poor
Theytve got an sickness which makes them get old easily
He was born with an old face
Right
Are you kidding
In fact l am 16 and a half
I am 17 only He is myyounger brother
Brother you are willing to admit me as brother at last
Brother
But we should educate everyyouth ofthe socie
Well l acceptyou to study here but with double school fee
Thank you head master
Lead him to class
He is incharge of discipline
You are like the head master
Go
Why donttyou shave
Shave later
What subįect will you teach
Physics Chemistry biology any subįects
You know chemistry
Yes l do
Show me an experiment
OK
What do you want me to show you
Do you know how to make a bomb
Yes l do
What is it ltts an atomic bomb it works
Take it away then go to your class
I wontt care
Good morning sir
Take your books out
itts an EPA lesson
Itts funny
Is my belt pre
Dontt come over
Dontt panic try
Yu Ti Hung
How dare you sleep in class
Go to hell
What Kidding
Watch mine
Damn it
Yu Ti Hung is really in my school
thatts the information l have got
I can get him outfor you
Thank you
How is it Blue Spirit
How is it Blur Bubble
Bubble
No one is called Yu Ti Hung in this school
I have never heard ofthis
I dontt know aboutthe įunior classes
I seldom go with them except girls
I can imagine someone is older than me in this school
You are not old butyou are old bag get lost
What is an old bag
He is so nas in the school more nasthan Keion
What
Is it better to find Yu Ti Hung if we seek help from him
Right
Are you the cocky new comer
Follow me l will take care ofyou
Hets įust said what l wanted to say
Let me buyyou ice cream
Thatts right leave for a while
Do you wantto play once more
No
Come on
Are you scared
You are like myfriend
Really
Nothing
Remember who is your boss
l am your boss
Get me Yu Ti Hung within days got me
You said you would buy me icecream
We have a new teacher today
Is he handsome or not
His head is like a broom
No he quite handsome
Every man is handsome to you
Thatts right
How dare you
Thank you for your clapping hands
I am the music teacher ofyours
And l will teach English Chinese
ath Physics Chemistry
l am your teacher of sports too
Sir your hair sle is funny
Right
I will teach you how to make broom too
But now we are going to sing
Ay l have
the classmate the oldest girl Please come out
Are you talking about me
No one else right Come up
You have poor taste
Ister
Please sing us a song which you are familiar with
OK
TtLondon bridge is falling downtt
Good Very good
But l am going to teach you another song
Great
Hope you would have a good sleep
Hubby come back to drink soup tonight
What kind of soup
I am coming
Soup
Tomato and beef soup l dontt drink it
It must be cooked for my brother
I would give you hottaste
Youtll suffer
Where is my new CD
Brother l wontt give you any mercy
What are you doing here
You are stealing l will reportto the police now
No Speak up
I
l come for a revision
I cantt hear tell once more
I come for revision
I am back
Tomato and beef soup om knows l hate eating tomato
She įust cares about her daughter
I would give you hatfavor
Are you future cop
Dontt let me tell lie again
or l will be killed by electrici
OK l will reportto the police
No Why not
If we are discovered
They will take us for exhibition
I wontt care if l disclose it
it will be headline
TV will come to interview me
Aybe l will have chance to become super star
No please keep this secretfor me
l will give you advantage
OK l want car įewels pre clothes and visa cars
No
l will letyou have good health and good result in studies
Why donttyou give me happy birthday
Hey
Who is it
Brother you are great
Itts you
I have asked you to be a maid and you should behave yourself
How dare you court my sister
Dontt pretend
Boom Kidding
What a wonderful world
The air is fresh
I wontttake care of it
If l dontt see įewels pre dress
gold cards and car
l will reportto the police
She means it
Well by hook and by crook
To kill her
Kidding You may court her
Once the woman is courted
You can do whatever you like
And she will be obedientto you
I dontt know how to court a girl
You dontt know l know
Who is it
Onster
Let me fix itfor you
Stop it seems to be my mom
Itts really hot
I believe that itts really hot
Are you teasing your mom
Om
You men are really nonsense
You įusttake woman to watch movie and to restaurant
Sometime to bed
But l have never seen a silly man like you
To take a girl to amusement park
Itts full offun At leastyou will play as happy as a kid
I wontt be that abnormal as you
We dontt have such game in our time
How is your TV game
We enter the machine to play l wontt believe it
Donttyou believe it
I have a remote control do you want a try
Are you cheating me
What place is it
Itts inside the TV game
You have beard
I am a man
I have beard too
You become a man too
Luckily itts still here
How is it Beard
Let me shave itfor you
Itts alright
Itts myturn
Itts fixed
Jump
Itts scaring
You complain of watching movie and going to restaurant
Itts something new right
I wontt care
l want car įewels pre dress and gold card only
Otherwise l will reportto the police
I
You dontt have a sharptongue
how can you court girl
We wontt court girls in our time
Why
I see all ofyou become gays
No itts useless even we have courted the girls
In 204
Itts illegal to make love
Why
In our time
AIDS has killed many people
The only wayto stop it
is to let all the AIDS carriers die so we have to stop making love
I wontt believe it how can one have baby
Take your ovum and our sperm to the laboratory
Are you kidding
How do your boytriends courtyou
Do you wantto listen the cheapways or fantastic ways
The cheap ways first
Send flowers and to stick to me every minute
Oh your brother taught me
the cheap ways What
Nothing
You are cheap too you dontt even send me flowers
Do you love flowers
Itts simple
Itts funny Whatts the taste
Dontt
Timen
I am under your dress
Why have you become so small To be peeper
Sorry you smell the flower so you become big
Whattll we do
Get lost Be careful
ifyoutre bumbed bythe turtle youtll be small again
What shall we do now
Waitfor me
You have become big too Sure
Itts reallyfunny
Ifyou wantthatwith a girl
What will you do
Take the ttHappy Pilltt
you will get high after taking it
The old man told us itts more funnythan making love
Really
Watch
What is it
Great
Itts really great
Its great
Go to hell
Why do you hit me
Come out
Sorry didntt mean it
Go now or l will reportto the police
What are you angry at
You made me feel embarrass in front of so many people
Itts common in our time
Because the people ofyour time are shameless
Itts useless to close the door l can break it easily
No or l will stab you to death
I wontt believe it
Who stabbed me
Itts you But why do you faint
Why arenttyou hurt
This knife is harmless to me
Are you fine
I am fine
Now it breaks even
Never
Of course l wantto have peace with you
You allied with my brother to cheat my love
We wontttalk about love
You are cheating
Will you play mahįong ifyoutre allowed to play without winning
I wontt
You mean you are virgin
Have you ever tried
I always play mahįong
Play only
Ore than playing
Ore than playing
And sometimes l cantt help winning
Winning Just sometimes
We wontt commit crimes
How
Can l keep this secret
Forget it
The process is quite funny
Let me demonstrate itto you
Letts start
Letts play now
Come on
Bingo Watch
You are cheating
Keep on
Brother
That bastard has got all the fame
We have lostface
They have forgot about me
Fine since he hasnttįoined the school sports day
Let us draw the attention back
do you agree Yes
Leon
Leon
I have got it
Follow my plan
First
One two
Tai Hung l am here
Tai Hung
Choi Ney
I wontt brother you to meetyour dream lover
Choi Ney This is the homework of my needlework
take it Thank you
Do you like it or not
Ay l try it Sure
This is the best work of mine
Itfits l love it so much
thank you Choi Ney
I will be the champion ofthis sports day
Try hard you will win
I will win
How l dontt know
The 100 semifinal starts now
Cheer upTry hard
Whatts your comment aboutthis race
Leon will be the winner l am sure
He is handsome he is expert in flattering the young girls too
Judge from his slogan
ttDonttfollow me
but study hardtt
See itts such a powerful slogan to win the hearts ofthe girls
How about No nine Tai Hung
Are you kidding
Look at him he is so fat and short
See his muscle hets not strong enough
How can he win this race
But he is trying hard to do exercise
And he gives others signal to tighten his belt
I donttthink he is capable to win
If he wins l will eatthis microphone
On your mark
The last one has got ready
the race starts now
Hey one competitor has some problem
He cantt run at all
A loser
In the 100 race
Leon is now running ahead
He will be the winner for sure
No 9 is running after him but he seems to be tired
But No 9 is rushing from behind to the terminal
Photo will determine who is the winner
Shit he is slightly lost
No 9 won the race
Bravo Tai Hung is great
No 9 is the winner
You said he would never win
Thatts right
What are you looking
Worse to worse l have to eatthe microphone
Now the final of High įump starts
No 15 Leon Lai is really great
he has got good result
I will bet on him with my life
Really
If he loses what will you eat
I will eatthis table
Shit l want shitting now
You should tryyour best you always need my help
I cantt do it lt will be fine
These chips contain the power of Timen Kwanlo & mine
But every chips can last for 5 minutes only
Be careful
To get good result in high įump
Let me take Timents chip
Tai Hung is wonderful
The highest point please
Can you make it l wonder
Shit itts far more than enough
Bravo
How is it
You said you will eatthis
Eat ityourself
A marble table
Itts really hard for digestion
Now it comes the shot put competition
100
What do you think
No 18 is good at playing this item
But we cantt neglect No 9
I wontt believe in him
If he wins again
l will take him for piss test
He must have taken some pills
I am full
101
Congratulation Thank you
Tai Hung you are really great
Choi Ney
Whatts the matter
This is for you
You tried hard to getthis prize
Kidding l won because ofyour sweater
Why didnttyou wear it in the competition
I do wantto carryyou for the competition
Boss whatts wrong with your face
Dontt bother me Leave me alone
I have to go See you then
You are not righteous enough
Ifyou bother me again l will teach you a lesson
A good lesson
Who are you
I come to help you
Who are you then
You needntt know who l am
I know you are the boss ofthis college
Butyour status has been taken over by others
Tai Hung is lucky only l will take the revenge
I hate such character you dontt even admitfailure
I know he is great because some future cops are helping him
Future cops Are you fooling me
I tell you we are the future rascals
I wantyou to be myfellow
But l am the gang leader
See
Great
What do you want me to do
I wantyou to getYu Ti Hung from your college for me
I will give you many advantage
What sort of advantage
Advantage
Stop
Righteousness take it back first
Listen l will be your teacher
Great
Second
you should kill the future cops together with me
Sure You are my buddies
Why donttyou talk No boys come to courtyou
Are you Siu Wai
So you must be Choi Ney
I am called CR
Go with us
No no
Whirlwind Kick
Bravo
Letts go
You are great ister
I am your new teacher
Thatts great
Itts alright letts go back to class
Class
The new teacher is really handsome
No Yu Ti Hung in this school
I have checked the name list ofthe graduates too no Yu Ti Hung
Anyone who is surnamed Yu
Just 2
One is called Yu Gonyau but he left school last month
And the other one is called Yu Keion
Is Keion surnamed Yu
Is Ti Hung his nickname
I dontt know
Thank you You are welcome
Thank you
Dontt hit me
Good morning sir
Future cops
They are faster than us
But we should actfirst
You should go outfor punishment as you sleep during the class
Teacher
Why did you hit others with greatforce
Listen you have been attacked by my needle
You have no energy now
One hour later you will have the lQ as a 8 years kid
Few hours later your lQ will be like a babyts
I wontt believe it No
Just stay here and enįoyyour childhood
Can you accompany me to buy a card
What are you doing here Fishing
Come down haventtyou ever been beaten
Be careful
Give me your hand sit proper
You are useless you almost killed me
What are you mad at
What are you doing
Do you want a beat up
Ay l help you Come on fix him
E Alright
Do you wantto be beaten up
Throw them down No no
Do you wanna die He is shot bythe Reįuvenate Needle
What
Itts the weapon of Kent who has golden hair
Thatteacher has golden hair
Only he has the antidote
Take him home now
Not much
Do you need me to teach you
Good
Letts go over there
Siu Wai sit nextto me
It seems that here is so busy
Itts the most popular location for lovers
The boys love taking me here
No l mean
everybody has paid visitto this place
This is myfirsttime
It seems that you have lots of boytriends
But they are not as handsome as you
When you were fighting with the rascals you looked great
Itts like the prince in the fairytale Really
Yes Thank you
Do you know Yu Ti Hung
So many people want to look for Yu Ti Hung
Are there anyone else who asked aboutYu Ti Hung
The Broom an
Thank you
Why are you here
I cantt remember bye bye
Letts go for a drink Alright
Letts go
I wantto eat icecream
Kid l wontt play with you anymore
Tell me who is Yu Ti Hung
It hurts
Tell me who is Yu Ti Hung
Kent
Broom an
I wantyou to let Siu Wai go
Give me the antidote of Reįuvenate Needle
I wontt give you the antidote you know
Ands off lt hurts Shut up
Ti an will be dead meat
And you l will send you to hell now
What are you quarrelling
Broom an
Broom an
Swaying Fist
Broom an
Crescent Knife
Crescent Knife Swaying Fist
ltts weird
Broom an
Broom an
Where are you
Dontt die Broom an dontt die
I am here l am dying
How are you Are you fine
What a failure l have no energy
You are so poor
Bravo
No Shadow Kick
Give me the antidote
Kill me ifyou have guts
l wontt give you antidote
Give me the antidote
Never
I beg you
l know Generalts fellows scare no death
But Ti an is the bestfriend of mine
I beg you
Damn you
You nuts
I should have beaten him severely
Broom an
l wonttfall for another one
Are you alright
I am fine
but Ti an will die one hour later
How are you
I am so tired
Stop playing
No the lasttime
OK
OK įust go ahead as you like
I think l will die soon
You wontt die
you have to take me to the TV game
to marry to have baby and to have twins
To kill all the turtles and get all the treasure
Why are you crying Dontt cry
No itts because of happiness
Well l will marry with you
l dontt wantyou to cry
Ti anHow are you
How are you
Dontt die you cantt die
lt hurts
How is he
He seems to be a five years old kid
l cantt see anything
Let him go
I wish to take him to the doctor
Give me a telescope
Can you getthe antidote
What can you see from the telescope
Come on
Just listen to him he will die soon
What can you see
Kent
l am here
Damn you why do you take my advantage
I am sorry
I acceptyour apology no nexttime
He is dying what do you want
Bastard
The needles are antidotes
Although we are enemies
l owe you a favour
I will repayyou
So thank you
Ti an how are you
If we come to a duel nexttime
l wontt give my mercy
Dontt put itthat way
Be careful
Bye bye Are you alright
What had happened
You are shot bythe Reįuvenate Needle
canttyou remember
No such thing
Do you remember what have you said
No
Yes wetll go into the TV game to get married and to have babies
Kill all the turtles and get all the treasure
You are bad
Hey no more stabbing
Otherwise you will get old
I wontt believe it
No see
Ister who are you
General we have stolen the electronic lock
So let me free now
Yes
Yu Ti Hung l wantto kill you myself
Choi Ney
Why donttyou answer me
Why did you cheat
You won in the sports day and you become the gang leader
But it represents nothing
We are students all we have to do is to study hard
OKl promise you
I wontt cheat in any examinations OK
Tomorrow is my birthday
l wish you would come in the orange dress
Sorry l dontt have time
Choi Ney
I dontt wantto make friends with a Jack of straw
What did you say
But l am a chicken indeed
If l am not l will be otherst dad
Happy birthday
Choi Ney
Happy birthday
Who is it
Happy birthday
Who are you
Keion
Come and įoin the par
Sure
Help yourself
Serve my guest
OK
Om om
Uncle Richard
Happy birthday
I told you notto close the door like this
I didntt notice you
Get lost
Ake it slighter nexttime
Son you dontt seem to be happy
No
I have told you
to take deep breath
Deep breath
What a wonderful world
the air is fresh
Like this
Isntt it better
Uch better
Happy birthday
Whatts wrong with you
What do you mean
You look bitchy
Bastard
Richard announce it
Hello everybody
We will marry in next month
Arry
Itts my birthday
and you tell us you would marry my mom
Son
In fact we did it lastyear
Happy or not
Sometimes
Congratulation
I wish you all the best
Dad
After getting married
your surname should be changed to Yu
Fine
And according to our family you should change your name too
In your generation the word ttTitt is used
So you should be named Yu Ti Hung
Fine
Are you Yu Ti Hung
YuTiHung
Like it or not
Om l am Yu Ti Hung
Itts nice
I am Yu Ti Hung the įudge of 50 years later
What
What a wonderful world
the air is fresh
l have something to talk to you
Come on sit down
Itts so difficult for us to find Yu Ti Hung
But actually Yu Ti Hung is įust around
Will you become a įudge
Can a įudge make big money
So we have to protect him
Just do it according to your idea
So the future bastards are coming to kill me
Not exactly they may make you become an idiot
Boss
Buddies
Boss
l know who is Yu Ti Hung now
You are so smart you must be the boss of my boss
You know who is Yu Ti Hung
Yu Ti Hung is Tai Hung
Dontt be big mouth Tai Hung is surnamed Chan
But his mom remarries to a man surnamed Yu
Where is Tai Hung now
At home may be
At home l wontt let him die so easily
Who does he love most
Choi Ney
Who is she
His classmate
Keion
Kent why have you changed to be so sissy
Get ChoiNeyfor me so as to set a trap for Yu Ti Hung
So l can kill him my own
Then kill the future cops
What a big mess
How dare you smoke Youtll be punished
I cantt stop smoking
Who punished you
The Discipline teacher
What are you doing
Something great
Are you crazy
Give me a cup of coffee
Fine
Head master
Have you all got crazy
Who are you
I am the most powerful man in this world
Why hasnttYu come to school
I will countthree ifyou dontt go out l will call the police
One
Two three
General Yu Ti Hung has applied for sick leave
He will come back to school
Cause all his friends are here
Now l will take over this school
I want a student called Yu Ti Hung only
Butyou have to cooperate with me
I wontt
You will
ifthis computer chip is put in your brain
You will become my slave
And you will be a head master who produces bad eggs only
Help
Undress them
Join the triad socie you will have happy life
Shoot him
No
Freeze
Where are you going
Boss
Who is Choi Ney
Are you Choi Ney
I am
No Choi Ney is so pre
She is Choi Ney
Escort all the students to the primary school
And escortthem to the gymnasium
You too
What l am your fellow
E too
Itts the result of being a dog
Flush him awayfrom the toilet
I am not a dog l am not
General we have to catch Yu Ti Hung
They are innocent why not setthem free
Are you telling me
Ti an what a big trouble
Shit boss
We are here
Shit
The General has come
They kidnapped the students to getYu Ti Hung
We know that
How can you predictthat
You can make ittoo ifyou have moneyto buy
a TV
Yu Ti Hung come to see me now
Or they will be killed
Where is my boss
He said he is scared
Dontt panic įust put the computer chip in your brain
you can have super natural power too
Doesntt it hurt
No
What are you doing
Itts fixed you didntt notice at all
What
You will become a super warrior
Dontt scratch the busts
Sorry
Just so simple
Yes
It doesntt hurt
No
I am coming
Are you nuts How can you put such a big thing inside your ear
It is notfor the ear
Itts for the nose
Ittll be OK soon Dontt move
Itts alright
Where is the ball
Itts been planted into your brain
Now you have become a super man
Damn you How dare you put such a big ball in
Why donttyou plant the durian inside the brain
Yu Ti Hung you are such a chicken how can you be a įudge
I dontt wantto be a įudge l dontt wantto be Yu Ti Hung
Dontt push him letts go to save others
Our computer chip will be functioned after mixing with courage
He is not courageous
I have two more
Why not seek help from 2 more
Where can we find the suitable person now
Son
What Are you having a par
She is useful
Letts escape pal
I will hide myself in ainland China how can you find me then
I will go to Shenzhen to have fun if l have time
itts funny
But l have to save ChoiNey
If all myfriends die
itts meaningless to stay alive alone
Well l have to take this risk
IfYu Ti Hung doesntt show up in 10 minutes
I will kill on per everyfive minutes
General they are innocent
Are you crazy
I have taughtyou
you cantt show pi on anyone
Donttyou remember
Listen you are surrounded
Setthe hostages free and surrender
The cops are surrounding us
You two drive the space ship to fix the rubbish
Yes
Thai King Toyota
go and fix the future cops
Yes
I countthree now
1 2
Super man you are great
Super man you failed
Whirlwind kick
Who are you
Come up first
How dare you be so cocky
Wonder Kick
Whirlwind Kick
Another Chun Li again
I am her mom
I am called Chun Tai
The Dragon fist
Daughter
Letts show them our powerful stance
Come out whatts the use of hiding up
General
Why donttyou talk
Just only one way to fix such a bastard like you
That is
Beatyou up
Why did you beat me
Broom an catch me
To have a nice hair sle
Why are you so late
Have you eaten your breakfast
Green Wolf
We are all here
He is afraid of electrici
E too
Let me startfirst
How dare you fart
Itts such a boring game
Yturn
Itts time for me to show up
Watch my kick
Dontt kick myface
Kidding
You missed
So what
You said you are a member ofthe school team
Yes but basketball team
Are you Ng Hung
No l am not Ng Hung
I am Ng Kwan Yu
Fa the bomb
Catch me
Pal l think wetll break even
Why not defeat him nexttime
No we cantt letthem go
Right
Isntt he Tai Hung
Brother
Tai Hung comes to save us
Who are you
I am your enemy
Yu Ti Hung
General l will send you to įail
But l will kill you now
Justteach them a good lesson
I have made a correct prediction
What are you laughing Come ifyou have guts
Just kidding
Catch me
You cantt do itthat way
Itts not broken
He is a robot
Dontt stop to crash it into pieces
General l wontt help you any more
How dare you betray me
Well l will kill you first
Letts show our powerful stance
Invincible Fist
Super Lock
Atomic bomb
Holy Dragon Heart Screw
Atomic bomb
Letts go
No kissing
I wontt come back
Youtd better look for another boytriend
Any people are better than me
I have a date
Kidding You have found so many people at such a shorttime
Donttyou think l am that bitchy
If l dontt have any date ittll be a shame
I miss you so much
I can tell it
I wantto lean on you
Dontt seduce others and dontt let others seduce you
Dontt court others and dontt be courted
Dontt look at others and dontt be looked
But l cantt help
What
Be masked
Sayyou love me
I love you
E too Go to hell
Good įob marks
They are going to separate butthey dontt cry instead you cry
Thatts why l cry
I cantt court girls in our time and l couldntt court a girl here
How poor am l
Lung we are going back we dontt need you to remaid us
Youtd better leave first
Congratulation You have destroyed the General
Youtre flattering us
But l have to tell you a bad news
A Super Sa Ah an has arrived Japan of 199
The motive of mytrip here
is to go with you to kill it
Yeah
Whatts happened
Forget it įustto have fun
Yeah
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