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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH.
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[SLURPING]
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BROTHER ROLF,
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ARE YOU TRYING
TO WEASEL OUT
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OF YOUR
FRIENDSHIP DUTIES?
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NO. NO.
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[MUMBLING]
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FIDDLE-DE-DEE.
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I WAS JUST PULLING
YOUR LEG, SILLY.
THANK YOU.
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FRIENDSHIP IS ALL ABOUT
FRIENDS WORKING TOGETHER.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
BROTHER JONNY?
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YOU BET YOUR
SWEET PATOOTIE,
BROTHER JIMMY.
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THIS PAPIER-MACHE
HEART
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WAS A GREAT IDEA,
BROTHER JIMMY.
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Jimmy:
SISTER SARAH?
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YES, BROTHER JIMMY?
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GOTCHA!
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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YOU LITTLE
RASCAL, YOU.
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[LAUGHING]
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I LOVE YOU, TOO, BUDDY.
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Nazz: HEY,
THAT'S SO COOL, GUYS.
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Jimmy: OH.
OH, HI, NAZZ.
HI, KEVIN.
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JOIN US, WON'T YOU?
IT'S FRIENDSHIP DAY.
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AW, THAT'S SO CUTE, JIMMY.
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MMM.
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WHAT A BORE.
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Jonny: WHOOPEE!
ALL DONE,
BROTHER JIMMY!
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HUH?
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HURRY! COME SEE!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
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ISN'T IT ADORABLE,
KEVIN?
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WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
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[MUMBLING]
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Kevin: ROLF.
NOT YOU, TOO?
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LET'S HOLD HANDS,
BROTHER KEVIN,
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AND SING AN ODE OF JOY
TO FRIENDSHIP.
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HIT IT,
BROTHER JIMMY.
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Jimmy:
♪ WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE
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♪ AND IT HURTS, YOU KNOW
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All: ♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE
TO HELP YOU ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU TRIP
ON YOUR FACE ♪
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♪ AND YOUR TEETH
ARE MISPLACED ♪
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♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE
TO HELP YOU ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU'RE FLYIN' LOW
AND YOU'RE GIVING A SHOW ♪
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♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE
TO HELP YOU ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHOE
AND YOUR FEET STINK ♪
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PEE YEW!
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♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE
TO HELP YOU ♪
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SECOND VERSE,
SAME AS THE FIRST.
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GET WITH THE GROOVE,
DOUBLE D.
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JUJUBES!
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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LOOK AT
THE SIZE OF THAT
WHATEVER-THAT-IS.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME
THE DORKS SHOWED UP.
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Eddy: HA HA HA!
IS THAT A HEART?
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YOU GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME.
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IT'S SO DELICATE.
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AND RED.
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Edd: I THINK
IT'S A LOVELY ADDITION
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TO OUR CUL-DE-SAC.
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ISN'T IT PRECIOUS?
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COME ON, EDDY.
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QUIT BEING
SUCH A MR. GRUMPY PANTS.
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IT'S FRIENDSHIP DAY!
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JUST REACH OUT
AND TOUCH SOMEONE.
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WHATEVER YOU SAY,
FRIEND.
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Jimmy: HEY! HEY!
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I'VE BEEN WEDGIED!
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HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
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[SOBBING]
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THAT'S IT, ED!
I'M TELLING MOM!
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UH-OH.
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AW, LIGHTEN UP.
IT WAS A JOKE.
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Nazz: HEY, GUYS.
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WASN'T THERE
A PAINTBRUSH HERE
A SECOND AGO?
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HUH?
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I BET ED TOOK IT!
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[SIGH]
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HAVE I EVER MENTIONED
YOU HAVE IMPECCABLE
TIMING, EDDY?
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HERE WE GO!
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Sarah: YOU STOLE
MY PAINTBRUSH, ED!
GIVE IT BACK!
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PAINTBRUSH?
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WHOA!
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ED DIDN'T TAKE
YOUR STUPID PAINTBRUSH,
SHERLOCK.
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THINGS ARE
PICKING UP.
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BOY, PLANK,
WHY WOULD ED WANT TO
STEAL A PAINTBRUSH?
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HOLY COW!
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SOMEBODY WIPED OFF
PLANK'S MOUTH!
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Kevin: NO WAY.
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OF ALL
THE ROTTEN LUCK,
HUH, BUDDY?
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OH, DEAR. UM...
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PERHAPS IT'S BEEN ABSORBED
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BY PLANK'S PERMEABLE
FIBROUS COMPOSITION.
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GET ME A CRAYON,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
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WHAT'S THAT RAG
IN YOUR POCKET,
DOUBLE D?
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RAG?
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IS THAT PLANK'S
MOUTH STAIN?
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DOUBLE D, HOW COULD YOU?
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OH, COME ON, PEOPLE.
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WANT TO ERASE
PLANK'S MOUTH?
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RAG!
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Jimmy: HEAVENS TO BETSY!
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LOOK!
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SEE?
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FOR CRYING
OUT LOUD.
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Kevin: SOMETHING REEKS
AROUND HERE.
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WHAT?
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME DOING
ON THIS STICK, EDDY?
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NAME?
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Eddy: HEY,
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
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YOU'RE THE JOCK BOY.
I SAY, YOU DID IT.
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Edd: I REALLY
MUST PROTEST.
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YOUR ACCUSATIONS
ARE PURELY BASED
ON CONJECTURE.
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WHY,
WE WOULD NEVER--
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ZIP IT,
MOUTH-WIPER-OFFER!
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YEAH! LIKE, WE'RE GONNA
BELIEVE PAINTBRUSH STEALERS!
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Nazz:
OR HOCKEY-STICK-THROWERS.
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YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELVES BLAMING KEVIN.
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THAT'S SO IMMATURE, DUDES.
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Jimmy: HOOLIGANS.
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YEAH. WHAT HE SAID.
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WHAT CAN
I TELL YOU?
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THANKS FOR DORKING UP
AN OTHERWISE DULL DAY.
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[GIGGLING]
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Kevin: DORKS.
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Eddy: WE'RE INNOCENT,
I TELL YOU.
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YOU GUYS GOT TO TRUST US!
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HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO RIP YOU OFF
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IF YOU DON'T TRUST US?
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WELL, THIS IS A FINE
KETTLE OF FISH.
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WHAT COULD A STAINED RAG
BE DOING IN MY BACK POCKET?
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IT SURE WASN'T
PICKLING DAISIES.
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QUIT BEING SUCH
A PIGEON, DOUBLE D.
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THEY TRIED
TO SET US UP.
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I'M NOT READY TO
ACCEPT THAT, EDDY,
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AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT
ESTABLISHING A MOTIVE
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WHY
SOMEONE WOULD WANT
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TO IMPLICATE ED,
YOU, AND I
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WITH SUCH
CONTEMPTIBLE
WRONGDOINGS.
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NOW, LET'S SEE.
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WELL, IT COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN JIMMY.
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Eddy: I WOULDN'T
PUT MONEY ON THAT.
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EVERYBODY'S JEALOUS
OF OUR TALENTS,
CHARM, AND GOOD LOOKS,
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AND JIMMY'S
ONE OF THEM.
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WELL, SARAH
WOULDN'T HAVE
THE PATIENCE TO--
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SARAH HATES US.
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OK. THEN
THERE'S JONNY.
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HE SECRETLY
HATES US.
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NAZZ?
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WELL,
YOU.
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THANK YOU
FOR REINFORCING
THAT PHOBIA, EDDY.
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WELL, LAST
BUT NOT LEAST,
THERE'S KEVIN,
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AND HE HATES US.
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I KNOW WHO DID IT.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, ED?
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THE OFFENDER
STOOD HERE
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AS THEY PILFERED
THE PAINTBRUSH
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DIRECTLY
BEHIND JONNY,
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WHERE THE OFFENDER
RUBBED OUT
PLANK'S MOUTH,
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THUS HAVING
THE PERFECT
STANDPOINT
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IN WHICH TO CHUCK
THE SAID HOCKEY STICK.
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WHY, ED.
THAT WAS VERY GOOD.
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HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
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SO TELL US, ED.
WHO DID IT?
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SIMPLE,
MY FINE FRIENDS.
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IT WAS A FOOT.
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HARD TO BELIEVE HE CAN
DRESS HIMSELF, AIN'T IT?
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BUT, EDDY,
ED FOUND A FOOTPRINT
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OBVIOUSLY LEFT
BY THE PERPETRATOR
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OF THESE FALSE
ALLEGATIONS.
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NO FOOLING?
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BRAVO, ED.
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WE'LL JUST MATCH
THEIR FEET TO IT
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AND TRAP THE RAT.
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THEY'LL NEVER AGREE
TO THIS TYPE OF
VERIFICATION, EDDY.
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BRANDED, WE ARE.
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EXILED AND DISGRACED
FOREVERMORE.
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[THUD]
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TO THE VICTOR,
THE SPOILS
WILL SMELL.
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LET'S FIND
OUR RAT, ED.
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OOPS. GOTCHA, DOUBLE D.
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OOH, UH, THIS ISN'T
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
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Eddy:
YOU'RE THE RAT!
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YOUR
HOCKEY STICK!
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Jimmy: NO. I DIDN'T
DO IT, EDDY.
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HONEST.
IT WASN'T ME.
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CHECK IT OUT,
DOUBLE D.
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HE SET US UP,
DIDN'T HE?
THE LITTLE--
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NO MATCH HERE,
EDDY.
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[JIMMY CRYING]
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I HATE HOCKEY.
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MY FATHER
MAKES ME PRACTICE.
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OH, DEAR,
JIMMY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW.
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I COULD HAVE SWORN
IT WAS HIM.
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CHIN UP, MISTER.
LET ED DRY THOSE--
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Ed: I SHOULD HAVE ALL
THE FEELING BACK IN MY FEET
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AFTER THIS WORD
FROM OUR SPONSOR, DOUBLE D.
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CURSE BROADCAST
COMMERCIALISM.
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[MUMBLING]
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CANDY!
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HA HA HA HA!
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Eddy: CAREFUL, ED.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE
THAT CANDY'S BEEN.
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OH, LOOK.
"GIANT JONNY CHEW."
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ONLY 50 CENTS.
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Edd: WHY WOULD SOMEONE
WANT TO COVER JONNY...
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IN ASSORTED JUJUBES?
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IF IT AIN'T BROKE,
DON'T FIX IT,
DOUBLE D.
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[MUMBLING]
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UM, GUYS, LOOK.
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OH, DEAR.
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THIS CAN ONLY
POINT TO ONE THING.
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ROTTEN TEETH?
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NO, ED. WELL, YES.
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WHAT I'M TRYING
TO SAY IS,
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THAT WHOMEVER
DID THIS TO JONNY
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IS CERTAINLY
THE SAME SCOUNDREL
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WHO'S MADE EVERYONE
BELIEVE WE'RE TO BLAME
FOR HIS OR HER MISCHIEF.
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JONNY'S FOOT'S
TOO SMALL, TOO.
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THE RAT'S GOT
CLODHOPPERS FOR FEET.
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Kevin: BUSTED.
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WHAT DID YOU DO
TO JONNY?
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Eddy: JONNY WAS LIKE THIS
WHEN WE FOUND HIM.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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WE SAW YOU DORKS
WITH OUR OWN EYES.
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PLEASE LET ME
EXPLAIN.
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WE HAVE EVIDENCE
THAT PROVES
OUR INNOCENCE.
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WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF YOUR LIES.
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THEY MADE ME CRY.
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THAT'S IT. I'M GIVING YOU
A LIFETIME WORTH OF LUMPS.
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Sarah: SOMEBODY
FIND ME A CLUB.
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All: RUN AWAY!
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GET BACK HERE!
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MAKE THEM CRY, KEVIN.
DO IT!
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00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:34,915
[MUMBLING]
237
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:38,132
HURRY UP!
THEY'RE GAINING!
238
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,128
Eddy: MOMMY!
239
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:40,288
Sarah:
GET BACK HERE!
240
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,415
YO, ROLF. HOW ABOUT
HELPING US, MAN?
241
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,580
THERE'S PLENTY OF DORK
TO GO AROUND.
242
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:47,167
[MUMBLING]
243
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,790
THOSE JUJUBES WILL ROT
YOUR TEETH, DUDE.
244
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:54,125
[CHEWING]
245
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,917
GUYS, WAIT UP!
246
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,170
WHOA!
247
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,423
THIS WAY!
248
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,380
[MUMBLING]
249
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:10,128
IT'S POUNDING TIME.
250
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,578
MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE.
251
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,422
HUH?
252
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,422
WHAT'S THIS?
253
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:26,130
LOOK! A PROCESSION
OF JUJUBES!
254
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,213
EDDY, I HAVE A HUNCH,
255
00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:31,082
IF WE FOLLOW THIS TRAIL,
256
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,417
IT WILL LEAD STRAIGHT
TO OUR PERPETRATOR.
257
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:38,000
TIME TO SQUEAL
ON THE HEEL! HA HA HA!
258
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,125
PRETTY.
259
00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:05,542
[MUMBLING]
260
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,955
THE RAT'S LEADING US
RIGHT TO HIM.
261
00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:10,132
WHAT AN IDIOT.
262
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,420
MMM.
263
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,750
Kevin:
TRY THIS WAY!
264
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:29,463
[ALL TALKING
AT ONCE]
265
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:39,457
YOU GO FIRST,
DOUBLE D.
266
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:44,213
[HOWLING]
267
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:48,248
AH, THERE'S
NO ONE IN THERE.
268
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,173
I CONCUR, EDDY.
269
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,540
WHY, NO ONE
IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
270
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,325
WOULD HIDE
SHED.
271
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:55,827
Ed: KIDS MEAN.
SARAH HURT!
272
00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:58,082
Ed: I FELL.
273
00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:01,457
Kevin: HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
I BET THEY'RE IN THAT SHED.
274
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:05,038
Eddy: MOO. MOO.
275
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,205
MOO, MOO, MOO.
276
00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:08,962
Ed: QUACK.
277
00:16:09,042 --> 00:16:10,632
NO SIGN
OF THE TWERPS.
278
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,998
JUST A COW,
I THINK.
279
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:16,043
QUACK? WHAT COW
GOES QUACK?
280
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,995
WELL, EDDY, THERE
HAVE BEEN CASES
OF DOMESTIC BOVINE
281
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,293
WHOSE GRUNT COULD BE
MISCONSTRUED
282
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:24,285
AS SOMEWHAT
OF A QUACK.
283
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:26,252
OH, GEE.
284
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,173
LOOK! IT'S
THE PERPETRATOR!
285
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,130
WHO IS IT?
I CAN'T SEE.
286
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,208
HIYA, ROLF.
287
00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:34,132
ROLF?
288
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:38,918
ROLF! WHY,
YOU BACK-STABBING
TWO-TIMING--
289
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,380
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA
SETTING US UP?
290
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:45,828
SWEET NOTHINGS
WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE.
291
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,997
All: CANKERS!
292
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:49,133
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
293
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,128
BETTER LATE
THAN NEVER,
I ALWAYS SAY.
294
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,248
All: RUN AWAY!
295
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,133
Kevin: HEY!
THERE THEY ARE!
296
00:16:57,208 --> 00:17:00,078
LET'S TEAR THEM
APART.
297
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,287
KIDS!
298
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,125
CANKERS!
299
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:07,208
Kevin: COME OUT HERE
AND TAKE IT LIKE A DORK!
300
00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:09,962
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
SOME WANTED MEN.
301
00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:14,582
BAIL IS SET AT...
200 KISSES.
302
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,167
WHAT DO WE DO?
WHAT DO WE DO?
303
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,330
Sarah: I GOT HIM!
I GOT HIM!
304
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,627
WE'RE CAUGHT IN A VORTEX
OF IMPENDING DOOM,
305
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:22,878
TRAPPED LIKE ANIMALS
FRESH FOR THE SLAUGHTER!
306
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,328
JUST TOSS ONE
RIGHT HERE.
307
00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:27,037
[LOUD KNOCKING]
308
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,955
YOU JERKS!
309
00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:31,962
Cankers:
HUBBA HUBBA!
310
00:17:32,042 --> 00:17:34,172
[CANKERS LAUGHING]
311
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,248
[ALL LAUGHING]
312
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,503
THIS AIN'T SO BAD.
313
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:52,253
THE LESSER OF TWO
EVILS, I SUPPOSE.
314
00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:54,957
ALTHOUGH I CAN'T
HELP BUT FEEL
315
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:57,832
SOMETHING
ISN'T RIGHT HERE.
316
00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:58,457
OUCH!
317
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,632
HA HA HA HA! GOT ME!
318
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,328
WELL,
I FEEL GOOD.
319
00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:03,167
THAT'LL TEACH YOU.
320
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,000
I HIT HIM TWICE,
BUDDY.
321
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:05,713
IDIOTS!
322
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:06,632
LOOKS GOOD
ON YOU.
323
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,788
Rolf: EXCUSE ME,
SEMI-OPAQUE ONE.
324
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,205
MORE FOR ROLF,
YES?
325
00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:12,752
Jimmy: YOU CERTAINLY
ARE A LITTLE PIGGY,
AREN'T YOU?
326
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:15,383
ROLF IS CONFUSED
AS TO WHY
YOU PROVIDE HIM
327
00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:16,498
WITH
THESE JUJUBES,
328
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:17,883
BUT WHO'S
COMPLAINING?
329
00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:19,378
JUJUBES!
JUJUBES!
330
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,418
Eddy: WHERE'D YOU
GET THOSE FROM?
331
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,580
GET WHAT?
332
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,247
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
333
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,423
Edd: LOOK!
A PAINT-SPATTERED
BOOT!
334
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:31,920
I SMELL ROTTEN SOMETHING, I.
335
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,330
YES! IT WAS ME,
AND I'D DO IT AGAIN.
336
00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:37,997
WHY, YOU LITTLE RAT!
WAIT TILL I--
337
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,833
BUT WHY, JIMMY?
WHY IMPLICATE US?
338
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,287
REVENGE TAKES
NO PRISONERS,
DOUBLE D.
339
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:45,745
REVENGE? WHAT THE HECK
DID WE DO?
340
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,293
YOU RUINED
A PERFECTLY GOOD
PAIR OF UNDERPANTS,
341
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,125
YOU BIG BRUTE!
342
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:53,075
OH, THE WEDGIE!
343
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:56,037
OH, YEAH. THAT WAS FUNNY.
HA HA HA!
344
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,205
STOP IT! STOP IT!
STOP IT!
345
00:18:58,042 --> 00:19:00,832
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO
HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LIFE.
346
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:04,747
Jimmy, voice-over:
YOUR MOCKING LAUGHTER
GOUGING AT MY FRAGILE PRIDE,
347
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:07,173
JUST LIKE MY UNDIES.
348
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:10,290
IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT...
349
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,125
I FORMULATED MY REVENGE.
350
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:16,998
WHEN THE COAST WAS CLEAR,
I TIPPY-TOED INTO ACTION.
351
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,923
IT BEGAN SIMPLY
WITH A MISSING PAINTBRUSH.
352
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,330
I JUST WAITED FOR THE OTHERS
TO TAKE MY BAIT.
353
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,327
ED!
354
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:26,577
BINGO.
355
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,167
MY FIENDISH PLAN
WAS WORKING.
356
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:32,290
WITH MY NEXT MOVE,
I WOULD HAVE TO SACRIFICE
MY OWN SHOULDER STUFFING.
357
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:37,575
DESPERATE, YES, BUT IDEAL
FOR SMUDGING OFF PLANK'S MOUTH.
358
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,080
SMOOTH AS SILK.
359
00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:45,287
AND LET'S NOT FORGET EDDY.
360
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,170
WHO ELSE WOULD SINK SO LOW
361
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,130
AS TO PIERCE OUR HEART
OF FRIENDSHIP? CAD.
362
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,208
IGNORING THE BUTTERFLIES
IN MY TUMMY,
363
00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:56,382
I NEEDED TO PROTECT
MY INNOCENCE.
364
00:19:56,458 --> 00:20:01,078
SO I CHOSE A PATSY TO KEEP
YOU LOSERS OFF MY TRAIL.
365
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,207
IN ENTERS ROLF,
366
00:20:02,292 --> 00:20:05,172
WHOSE INSATIABLE APPETITE
FOR MY JUJUBES
367
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,210
FIT SNUGLY INTO MY PLAN.
368
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:13,037
FEELING CREATIVE, I DECIDED
TO TEASE AND TAUNT YOU
WITH FALSE CLUES--
369
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:19,125
TIDBITS OF INFORMATION TO TICKLE
YOUR NOSEY PARKER WAYS.
370
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:22,827
ARTFULLY, I STAGED
EVERY DIVERSION.
371
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,577
LURING JONNY
WITH AN INSIPID ACORN
372
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,127
WAS PURE GENIUS...
373
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:31,828
AS HE WOULD UNKNOWINGLY
CEMENT MY FREEDOM FROM SIN.
374
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,627
THE JUJUBES REMAIN
A CONSTANT THEME.
375
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,878
BUT WAS I SATISFIED?
I SHOULD SAY NOT.
376
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:42,168
I PREPARED MYSELF
FOR THE ENLISTMENT
OF SOME HELP.
377
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:47,040
HAPPY TO SEE ME,
THE CANKERS GREETED ME
378
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:50,245
WITH THEIR USUAL TACT
OF POUNDING THE HECK OUT OF ME.
379
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,003
AS I WHEEZED MY PROPOSAL
ABOUT YOU ROTTEN EGGS,
380
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:57,713
THEY AGREED,
AND A DEAL WAS STRUCK.
381
00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:01,997
I HAD GOOSE BUMPS AS I LAY
THE TRAIL OF JUJUBES
382
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,253
THAT WOULD SEAL YOUR FATE.
383
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:08,133
IT WAS ALL I COULD DO TO CONTAIN
THE EXCITEMENT IN THE AIR.
384
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,040
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE,
385
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:12,375
SO I PULLED MYSELF
TOGETHER...
386
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,748
FOR MY FINAL PERFORMANCE...
387
00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:17,503
AND NAILED YOUR BUTTS.
388
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,503
AAH!
389
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,883
[JIMMY LAUGHING]
390
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,538
Edd: HOW INGENIOUS.
391
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,495
WHAT?
392
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:30,133
A LITTLE
LONG-WINDED,
MIND YOU,
393
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,498
BUT ABSOLUTELY
CUNNING.
394
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,543
[GROWLING]
395
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,075
IS IT LUNCH YET?
396
00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:37,497
GET ME DOWN
FROM HERE,
397
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:41,633
YOU ANKLE-BITING,
FLUFFY-HAIRED,
HALF-PINTED SQUIRT!
398
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,078
Jimmy: QUIET,
BIG MOUTH!
399
00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:47,997
I HAVE A DEAL
TO COMPLETE.
400
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,418
WE AIM TO PLEASE.
401
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:53,210
UNDO THE REBELS, GIRLS!
402
00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:56,502
CANKERS!
403
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,503
AAH!
HA HA HA!
404
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,458
HA HA HA HA!
405
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:05,382
DON'T MESS
WITH THE BEST, SUCKERS.
406
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,958
OOH! UNH!
407
00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:10,212
OWIE!
408
00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:28,167
ED, EDD N EDDY!
409
00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:29,210
BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH.
410
00:22:29,292 --> 00:22:30,882
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
411
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:31,958
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
412
00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:33,962
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
413
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:38,252
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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