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[WHISTLING]

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

BBBLLLP...YEAH!

HEY, HYDRANT, YOUR FLY'S UNDONE.

WHOO-HA! WHOO-HOO!

[HUMMING]

HMM?

HYDRANTS ARE SLOWER THAN MOLASSES, HUH, PLANK?

[SHOUTING]

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

YEEE-AH!

SUEY! SUEY!

HOO! YO! YO!

WA! WA! WA!

All: OOH!

I THINK I'M RELIVING THAT EXPIRED TOFU, PLANK.

HUH?

YOU GOT TO BE PULLING MY LEG.

SPECIAL EFFECTS?!

THAT'S RIGHT, GRASSHOPPER.

ONLY ONE OF THE LESSONS YOU'LL LEARN

AT MASTER EDDY'Z SCHOOL OF KUNG-FU.

WAH--OOF! HA HA!

DID I GET IT?

NOT BY A MILE, ED.

SHALL WE TRY ONE MORE TIME?

REMEMBER, ED, ENVISION THE LOG,

FOCUS, AND MAKE CONTACT.

HI-YA! OHH!

HALLELUJAH!

MIND OVER MATTER TRIUMPHS.

LET'S DO IT AGAIN, ED.

WE CAN ENROLL YOU TODAY

FOR ONLY A QUARTER, GRASSHOPPER.

NOW, THERE'S A DEAL. WHAT'S THAT, PLANK?

PLANK SAYS MAKE LIKE A ROCKET AND TAKE OFF.

I SHALL HONOR YOUR DECISION,

O HEAD OF A THOUSAND GALLONS.

Double D: FOCUS, ED.

I AM ONE WITH MY SHOE SIZE, DOUBLE D.

UH....

THAT'S NICE, ED. JUST HIT THE DANG THING.

Ed: HUH!

JONNY?

YAH! OOF!

[LAUGHING]

HELLO.

EDDY.

HA HA HA!

THAT WAS SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH.

LET ME REMIND YOU, YOU WOOD-LOVIN'--

[RUMBLING]

VRROOM! VRROOM!

HEY, KEV!

EVER THOUGHT OF TAKING KUNG-FU LESSONS?

REAL CHEAP.

GET AWAY FROM ME.

HURRY, SARAH, I THINK IT STARTED.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IMPORTANT OR SOMETHING.

WHERE ARE THEY GOING?

I HATE IT WHEN THEY DON'T TELL US ABOUT STUFF!

WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN MASTER EDDY?

COOKIE DOUGH!

YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!

THEY SAY IN ORDER TO GAIN KNOWLEDGE, ONE MUST SEEK IT.

SHALL WE, EDDY?

All: OOH!

Jonny: HEY, ROLF!

WHAT YA DOIN'?

ROLF THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD ASK.

FEAST YOUR EYES ON ROLF'S CUSTOMARY DRESS

SEWN TOGETHER FROM THE MEMBRANE OF THE GREAT SEA CUCUMBER!

THE FITTINGS WERE EXCRUCIATING,

BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

ALL FOR THE HONOR OF ROLF'S GREAT NANA.

THANK YOU, GREAT NANA, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE.

LET US CELEBRATE, YES? MMM.

EVERY YEAR AS PART OF OUR GUILT-RIDDEN TRADITIONS,

ROLF'S FAMILY PAYS TRIBUTE TO ROLF'S GREAT NANA

AND THE MIGHTY SEA CUCUMBER.

RIGHT ON!

WELCOME, MY FRIENDS. DON'T BE SHY. WHOO-HOO!

AND FEAST FROM THE BOX OF FOOD

MADE FROM THE RESPECTED SEA CREATURE.

MERCY ME.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[WHIMPERING]

Rolf: TRY ONE, ED-BOY.

MAMA'S SEA CUCUMBER BALLS ARE GOOD FOR THE DIGESTION SPOUT.

NO FOOLIN'?

DOUBLE D ED-BOY?

UM, UH, HEH... OH, WHY, THANK YOU, ROLF.

EAT! EAT LIKE A PIG!

Eddy: HEY, DOUBLE THE SOCKHEAD.

YOU SEE THAT KNOTHOLE IN THE FENCE?

BET I COULD HIT IT. YAH!

EDDY, NO!

[MUNCHING]

Eddy: STUPID FISH BALL.

[SOBBING]

[DOOR SLAMS]

GIVE IT A SHOT, DOUBLE D.

EDDY, SHOW SOME RESPECT.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

IT'S HIS HAT, EDDY.

HE ALWAYS WEARS IT, AND HE TALKS FOREVER ABOUT STUFF.

NOT TO MENTION HIS OBSESSION WITH CLEANLINESS--

BIG PROBLEM.

[ROLF MOANING]

ROLF MOURNS THE LOSS OF HIS HONOR.

AS YOU LEAVE, PLEASE TROD ON ROLF'S FACE,

AS EDDY HAS SHAMED THE SON OF A SHEPHERD.

Sarah: WAY TO GO, EDDY!

Jimmy: I FEEL YOUR PAIN, ROLF.

DO NOT WEEP FOR...

Kevin: LATER, DUDE.

Nazz: SORRY, ROLF.

ROLF.

WHAT DID I DO?

HURRY UP, GUYS, BEFORE HE GETS UP!

Ed: ROLF HAS SUCH GOOD PARTIES.

UHHH! NO, ED. WE'LL LEAVE THIS WAY.

BOY, YOU'RE HEAVY, ED.

WILL SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG?

WHAT DID I DO?

LET'S GO, EDDY.

[ED LAUGHS]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

UH. OH. AH.

OH. AH. UH.

[STEERING WHEEL CREAKING]

WHAT'S ROLF'S PROBLEM?!

Eddy: ARRRGH!

Ed: UH, HELP ME, GUYS.

TRY AND UNDERSTAND, EDDY. GUYS?

ROLF'S CULTURE IS STEEPED IN LONGSTEM TRADITIONS,

AND IF YOU WERE JUST TO APOLOGIZE--

APOLOGIZE?! FOR WHAT?

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

BUT YOU DID, EDDY.

BY SIMPLY TOSSING HIS SEA CUCUMBER BALL,

YOU INSULTED ROLF'S-- OHH! BOO HOO!

I HURT ROLF'S STINKY FISH BALL.

IT'S NOT THE FISH BALL, EDDY.

YOU HURT ROLF'S FEELINGS.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

HUH...GHH!

WHY DON'T YOU BAKE CUPCAKES, EDDY?

[DING DING]

CUPCAKES?

MONOBROW'S RIGHT.

ALL THIS TALK ABOUT FOOD'S MAKING ME HUNGRY.

YAH-OW! VERY WELL, THEN, BAKE YOUR CUPCAKES.

BUT OFFER THEM TO ROLF AS A TOKEN OF APOLOGY.

NOPE. NO CUPCAKES.

AWW!

FINE!

THEN IF YOU WON'T APOLOGIZE, I WILL!

A HEALTHY POTTED PLANT SHOULD OPEN THE DOOR TO DIPLOMACY.

OH, MY!

ROLF, I MAY BE UNFAMILIAR WITH YOUR CUSTOMS,

BUT THIS SEEMS A TAD EXTREME.

Rolf: GO AWAY! [SHALLOW BREATHING]

SHAH-KA-KA!

I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER IF YOU TELL ME

WHAT'S GOING ON.

UH...HA!

I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE, SMARTY-PANTS.

HOLD IT! STOP RIGHT THERE.

HUMPH! I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME

IT'S MY FAULT ROLF'S ACTING LIKE A MOLE.

GIVE ROLF THE PLANT, EDDY.

MAN, YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY MOTHER.

HERE YOU GO, ROLF.

I'M SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR...WHATEVER.

[BREATHING] UH!

[SCREAMS]

IT LIVES!

HIYA, ROLF.

HI-YAH! HIYA, STRETCH. NICE PLANT, HUH?

DON'T FORGET TO WATER THAT--OOF!

YOU MOCK ROLF YET AGAIN WITH THE POTTED SHRUB OF RIDICULE?

THE WHAT?

FOR THE HONOR OF ROLF'S GREAT NANA,

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

A DUEL?

PREPARE YOURSELF, ED-BOY,

AS HONOR WILL BE MINE.

WHAT'D I DO NOW?

Kevin: HEY, ROLF, NEED A HAND?

TOSS ME A SHOVEL, DUDE.

THIS IS NOT ALLOWED, KEVIN,

AS THE PIT OF THE DUEL MUST BE DUG

WITH THE FAMILY SHOVELS OF PERPETUAL GUILT.

I ALONE MUST BEAR THE SORROW.

UHH!

HMM...RRRR...YEEH!

ORR! NOSH! ORR!

[STRAINING] WHOA.

ENOUGH TRAINING FOR ROLF.

TIME TO FIX WHAT IS BROKEN.

[ECHOING] BRING ME THE ED-BOY!

CAN WE STOP FOR ICE CREAM?

ED, PLEASE. EDDY'S CONCENTRATING ON THE NEAR-AT-HAND DUEL.

LIKE I'LL SHOW UP...

MR. GIVE-ROLF- A-PLANT.

LOOK OUT, EDDY. THERE'S SOMEONE ON THE ROAD!

HEY, DORK! IT'S TIME FOR--HONK!

BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE.

[GROWLING]

LET THE SHOW BEGIN.

RRR...RRR.

RRR...PTUI!

Kevin: HEY, SQUIRT,

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

Eddy: WHAT? MORE FISH?

UGH! CHOOSE!

[SHUDDERING]

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

HOLY MACKEREL!

YES, I BELIEVE YOU'RE RIGHT, ED.

THIS IS GONNA BE SO CHOICE.

Rolf: ANYTHING TO SAY, ED-BOY?

UH...JEEZ, ROLF.

LIGHTEN UP, MAN.

OH, DEAR. ROLF'S CUSTOMS HAVE

A FRIGHTENINGLY HIGH BUDGET.

OK, WHAT?

I--I'M SORRY, OK? THERE!

IF THIS IS TRUE, HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE CUPCAKES OF SORRYNESS?

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[WHIMPERING]

NO.

[SLOW MOTION] NOOOO!

HAS ROLF GONE INSANE?

Eddy: OW!

COME ON, EDDY! [EDDY SCREAMS]

JEEZ, ROLF, AREN'T YOU TIRED YET?

DORKY'S NOT EVEN PUTTING UP A FIGHT.

COME ON, ROLF, I SAID I WAS--

SORRY.

HMM! IS IT OVER?

IN A DUEL, TWO CONTESTANTS MUST FIGHT.

TWO. DUEL. DUEL. TWO.

WHY DO YOU NOT FIGHT ROLF?

OH. IS IT MY TURN?

HIT ROLF!

HUH! OOF!

[EDDY SCREAMS]

EDDY?

[THUD]

THE HONOR OF ROLF'S ANCESTORS HAS BEEN AVENGED!

THANK YOU.

[GROANING]

WANT A COPY FOR FUTURE DORK REFERENCE?

BOY, YOU STINK LIKE FISH, EDDY.

I'M PROUD OF YOU, EDDY.

YOU'VE RENEWED ROLF'S ESTEEM IN HIS HERITAGE.

HOW ABOUT I BAKE YOU THOSE CUPCAKES?

TOO LATE!

COME. JOIN ROLF WITH THE TRADITIONAL EELS OF FORGIVENESS.

PULL OUT YOUR PANTS, ED-BOYS.

BEST DO AS HE SAYS, EDDY,

LEST WE OPEN OLD WOUNDS.

CURSE DIVERSE CULTURES.

[CHUCKLES]

THERE YOU GO.

SOME FOR YOU.

ENJOY, MY FRIEND.

GEE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

YAH...AH AH!

[SHUDDERING] WHOO!

GOOD, YES?

LET ME JOIN YOU.

KEVIN, JOIN US IN OUR JUBILATION.

I'LL PASS, DUDE.

SON OF A GUN. YOU INSULT ROLF BY DENYING THE EELS?

YAH. AH AH. WHOO. HOO-HOO.

ED, ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS?

I FEEL WEIRD, GUYS.

I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO EELS.

HIS FACE! WHAAA!

[EELS SQUEALING]

CAN SOMEBODY SCRATCH MY SCALES?

BLEGHH!

[PIANO PLAYING BALLET MUSIC]

[HUFFING]

WHEE!

Double D: BE BRAVE, FINE FELLOW!

HMM...

OUT OF THE INCUBATOR AND THRUST ONTO THE WORLD.

LET'S TRY TO ADAPT, SHALL WE?

[GIGGLING]

BY GEORGE, HE'S ASSIMILATED! WHEE!

UHH!

JIMMY, STOP!

HELLO?

STAY PERFECTLY STILL.

SOMERSAULTING IS A WILD AND DISREPUTABLE SPORT, YOUNG MAN.

LET'S HOPE YOUR CARELESSNESS DIDN'T HARM THE INNOCENT.

SEE? YOU COULD HAVE CRUSHED THIS POOR ARTHROPOD.

WAS THAT ON ME?

JIMMY, THE GRASS CONCEALS A MICROWORLD,

HOME TO THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF FASCINATING INSECTS.

IT JUST HITCHED A RIDE IN YOUR HAIR TO--

CREEPY CRAWLIES!

THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME. THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME!

BUGS! SARAH, HELP!

WELL, JIMMY'S LACK OF GOOD JUDGMENT IS QUITE EVIDENT.

JONNY, NOT AGAIN.

YEP. THIS HAPPENS TO ME A LOT, DOUBLE D.

DIDN'T YOU LEARN FROM YOUR PAST MISTAKES, JONNY?

AFTER ALL, IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE.

I GUESS NOT. HA HA!

CAN I HELP IN ANY WAY?

NO, THANKS.

PLANK ALREADY WENT FOR HELP.

HE'LL BE BACK AROUND A FRECKLE PAST A HAIR.

INTERESTING...

โ™ช LA DEE DA DEE DA DEE DA DA DA โ™ช

โ™ช LA DEE DA DEE DA DEE LA DA DA โ™ช

IT MAY JUST BE COINCIDENCE,

BUT IT SEEMS GOOD JUDGMENT IS AT A PREMIUM TODAY.

SNAKE! SNAKE! I GOT IT, EDDY.

I GOT IT!

[MOANING]

Eddy: WATCH IT, ED! IT MIGHT BITE!

IT HAS BLINDED ME WITH ITS VENOM!

GAAH!

Eddy: PULL IT OFF, ED!

IT IS SLIPPERY, EDDY.

DID YOU SEE THAT THING LUNGE AT US?

HMM. THAT IS A BELT.

Eddy: HMM...

BUT I HEARD IT HISS, DOUBLE D.

IMPOSSIBLE, ED.

IT AIN'T MOVIN' MUCH.

IT'S A BELT!

FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD, IT SECURES YOUR PANTS.

SURE LOOKED LIKE A SNAKE.

HEY! I BET WE COULD SELL THIS THING AS AN EXOTIC PET.

I'D BUY IT.

THAT'S IT. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE.

THE ACADEMIC LEVEL OF THIS CUL-DE-SAC

IS DROPPING LIKE A LEAD WEIGHT.

IF WE DON'T PROVIDE OURSELVES WITH SOME SORT OF MENTAL STIMULATION,

WE'LL ALL BE REDUCED TO PROTOPLASM.

HEY, LURCH, WITH A LITTLE PAINT,

THAT FOOTBALL COULD LOOK LIKE AN ALLIGATOR.

YOU NEED HELP.

YOU ALL NEED HELP. [SCREAMING]

[PIG SQUEALS]

Rolf: COME, KEVIN.

FORGET IT, MAN.

I DON'T WALK WITH THE PIG.

[GRUNTING]

I CAN HEAR THE OCEAN, PLANK.

[PIG GROWLS]

WHAT THE HECK'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE!

OUR PET ALLIGATOR MIGHT ATTACK

WITH THE BLINK OF AN EYE.

[MUSICAL FLOURISH]

THAT'S NO ALLIGATOR.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW? DIDN'T YOU SEE IT MOVE?

IT'S REALLY MOVIN'.

RUN! SING A SONG!

SOMEONE STOP THAT MONSTROSITY.

LET'S CATCH IT AND PUT IT IN A BOX.

HURRY, KEVIN.

FEED IT A ROCK!

LET'S RUG WRESTLE THE BEAST.

WE'RE SITTING ON A GOLD MINE, ED.

EE-AY-EE-AY-OH!

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS] ATTENTION.

YOUR ATTENTION, THANK YOU.

PLEASE BE SEATED.

All: HUH?

GOOD DAY, CLASS.

FIRST LESSON IS HOW TO DIFFERENTIATE

BETWEEN AN ALLIGATOR AND A RECREATIONAL TOY.

[CLINK CLINK]

OOH. OOH.

HE'S WRECKING EVERYTHING, ED! EDDY.

NAZZ, PLEASE SWITCH SEATS WITH ED.

AAH! HI, EDDY.

[WHIMPERING]

THAT IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE

OF THE ALARMING DECLINE IN RATIONAL THINKING...

[GULP]

ROLF! HELLO?

GET RID OF THAT GUM.

THIS IS NO GUM.

IT IS THE GREASE OF A PAPA'S FOOTSOAKINGS.

NOW!

Double D: LOOK AROUND YOU.

OUR BREAK FROM SCHOOL

HAS TURNED US INTO LUMBERING, NONSENSICAL NINNIES!

MY APOLOGIES FOR BEING SO BLUNT.

YES, KEVIN?

SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS, YOU'RE A DORK.

[LAUGHING]

I SEE A VISUAL AID IS IN ORDER.

THAT'S IT!

[ROLF LAUGHS]

[ALL LAUGHING]

WHAT A DUNCE!

BOY, KEVIN, THAT WAS STUPID.

MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY, NAZZ.

[HUMMING]

I'VE COME UP WITH A SCAVENGER HUNT

TO HELP STIMULATE OUR MINDS.

NOTE: EACH ENVELOPE CONTAINS A LIST OF CLUES.

DECIPHER THESE CLUES,

COLLECT THE OBJECT THAT RELATES TO THAT CLUE,

AND EARN A GRAND PRIZE.

WHAT'S THE PRIZE, DOUBLE D?

IS IT WOOD VARNISH? SHINY TWEEZERS?

A NEW BROTHER?

IT MUST BE A JAWBREAKER.

JAWBREAKER?!

GLISTENING WITH SUGAR

LIKE THE SWEAT ON NANA'S UPPER LIP.

ACTUALLY, ROLF, IT'S A--

ROLF ACCEPTS THE CHALLENGE!

OH, GOODY. A HUNT.

HURRY UP, KEVIN.

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

THE PURSUIT OF WISDOM AND MENTAL CULTIVATION.

THIS SHOULD--

COUGH UP THE JAWBREAKER!

HELLO!

NO!

OH!

BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHERE'D YOU STASH IT, DOUBLE D, WHERE?

I AM BACK!

ERRR...

SAY "TOY BOY" 3 TIMES REALLY FAST.

IN ORDER TO RECEIVE THE PRIZE, YOU'LL NEED TO WIN THE HUNT.

TOY BOY, TOY BOY, TOY B--

READ THE CLUES, EDDY.

"CLUE #1: WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE A TREE."

THIS IS SO STUPID.

ABSORB THE CLUE, EDDY.

"I WANT TO BE A TREE."

OH, I KNOW!

I KNOW!

YOU SHOW 'EM, MONOBROW!

HA! TOO EASY.

I WIN!

JAWBREAKER, PLEASE.

MMM!

ED, WHY WOULD A WATERMELON WANT TO BE A TREE?

Both: JAWBREAKER, PLEASE!

YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE!

A TREE.

OH, LOOK! AN ACORN!

WAIT. YES? UH-HUH.

OK, I'LL TELL THEM.

"I'M A LITTLE ACORN, AND WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE...

A TREE!"

ACORN BECOMES A TREE!

ACORN...BECOMES TREE!

ACORN...

THIS IS GONNA TAKE...

FOREVER, JIMMY.

THIS IS STUPID!

OH, DON'T SAY THAT, SARAH.

JONNY'S ALREADY AHEAD OF US. SEE?

HEE HEE HEE!

YEAH. IT'S A TIN CAN ALL RIGHT. BOY, PLANK, YOU'RE A BRAINIAC!

HA HA HA!

GET BACK HERE, JONNY. OOF!

WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO THE FIRST CLUE?

BEATS ME.

PLANK THOUGHT WE'D JUST COLLECT STUFF.

LIKE THIS PAPER!

[GASPS]

HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!

HEE HEE! OOOH!

NAZZ, THIS IS SO STUPID.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING, KEVIN.

DON'T YOU WANT TO WIN THAT JAWBREAKER?

WHAT FOR?

I GOT A WHOLE GARAGE FULL OF JAWBREAKERS, REMEMBER?

STUPID.

[CRYING]

Rolf: WHY DO YOU CRY, FEEBLE ONE?

YOU MUST SHED TEARS OF JOY

'CAUSE ROLF IS VICTOR OF THE SCAVENGER HUNT.

THIS BAG IS FULL OF BEETS.

WHAT CLUE IS BEETS?

NO NOTHING!

THE HUMBLE BEET IS THE ANSWER TO ALL RIDDLES.

YOU BORE ROLF!

[JIMMY SCREAMS]

ROLF MUST CLAIM HIS PRIZE.

SARAH!

ROLF IS CHEATING!

PINK BELLY!

PINK BELLY!

PINK BELLY!

ED, PLEASE.

[SLAP]

STOP IT, ED.

YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ED STOP, DOUBLE D.

TELL US WHERE YOU HID THE JAWBREAKER!

I CAN'T DO THAT, EDDY.

I'D BE DENYING YOU BOTH AN OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN.

ED...

PINK BELLY!

PINK BELLY!

PINK BELLY!

[SLAP]

THERE IS NO JAWBREAKER!

OH?

Rolf: NO JAWBREAKER?!

SWINDLERS!

YOU PROMISED ROLF THE JAWBREAKER.

NO, ROLF.

IF YOU RECALL, I DID NOT USE THE WORD JAWBREAKER.

RIP-OFF ARTIST!

OOH, YOU'RE GONNA PAY.

NOW, NOW, I ASSURE YOU THERE IS A PRIZE--

SOMETHING FAR MORE VALUABLE THAN A JAWBREAKER.

[GASPS]

HUH?

ARE YOU READY?

THE REWARD OF HIGHER LEARNING!

THIS DIPLOMA WILL--OHH!

NICE SHOT, ROLF.

ARE WE TOO LATE FOR THE PRIZE?

NOPE. ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

[HUMMING]

[CRASH]

BREAK IT UP, BOYS.

[WHIMPERING]

THERE'S A LESSON TO BE-- LEARNED HERE, GENTLEMEN.

CHECK IT OUT, ED.

THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE AN IGUANA.

[CUCKOO CUCKOO]

IS THIS THING SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?

THE IGUANA AIN'T DEAD, WINDBAG.

IT'S JUST, UH...

SLEEPING LIKE A BABY, KEVIN.

THAT'LL BE 25 CENTS.

SOLD!

I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.

WHO'S COMPLAININ'?

OH! OH!

I SEE IT, BUT ROLF CANNOT BELIEVE IT!

OHH! OHH!

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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