Original subtitles

[WHISTLING]

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

Man: YEAH.

"THE CURSE OF EVIL TIM"!

I CAN'T WAIT EITHER, PLANK.

Eddy: PLACES, PEOPLE!

THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO START!

THIS BETTER NOT BITE, DORK.

EVERYBODY'S WAITING, DOUBLE D!

EDDY, I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS.

ED IS SURE TO CATCH ON TO THIS CHARADE.

STICK TO THE SCRIPT.

AAH!

HELP! ED, SAVE US! HELP, ED!

EVIL TIM HAS GOT EDDY.

UP HERE, BLOCKHEAD.

EDDY!

I GOT A NEW COMIC.

SO WHAT? WE'RE BEING ATTACKED.

STOP PANICKING, FOLKS.

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OK

BECAUSE ED IS HERE TO SAVE OUR LIVES.

YUP, IT'S ME, ALL RIGHT.

IT'S BEEN TERRORIZING THE CUL-DE-SAC

ALL MORNING.

OH, LOOK! THERE IT IS!

[GROWLING]

IT IS THE CURSE OF EVIL TIM!

WHAT A RUBE.

[ALL LAUGHING]

GREENHORN ED-BOY HAS FALLEN HARDER

THAN HANNO'S ARCHES, YES?

NO?

SHH.

IT HAS COME TO DISSECT OUR INTERNAL ORGANS

AND FEED THEM TO THE MINIONS OF HADES.

JEEPERS, SARAH. THAT'S SCARING

THE MR. BOJANGLES OUT OF ME.

DON'T WORRY, JIMMY.

YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.

[WHIMPERS]

RUNAWAY TRAIN!

LOOK AT THAT, ED!

EVIL TIM IS SUCKING JIMMY IN!

[SCREAMING]

CRUSH THE MONSTER!

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT NORTHERN DUTCH ELM!

OH, DEAR. OH, DEAR.

I CAN'T SEEM TO COORDINATE MY--UH!

THE CURSE HAS PASSED! YOU ARE SAFE.

[JIMMY WHIMPERS]

HOLY MOLEY!

ROLF IS AMUSED.

SO, WHERE'S JIMMY, DUDE?

JIMMY!

JIMMY?

YOU GOT TO LOVE HIM.

SPEAK TO ME, JIMMY!

SOME THINGS ARE BEST LEFT UNSAID.

Ed: FIRST AID FOR JIMMY!

GOOD CHOICE.

[BLOWING]

[INHALING DEEPLY]

[BURPS]

[EDDY AND KEVIN LAUGHING]

ARE YOU WITH US, JIMMY?

STOP IT.

I'VE GOT PRUNE LIPS, SARAH.

ED, YOU SLOBBER-MOUTH BABOON!

THAT WAS SO AWESOME, HUH, ROLF?

GEE, THANKS, KEV.

OOPS. WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS,

IT WAS AWESOME FOR A ONE YEAR OLD.

[LAUGHS]

DORK.

OW.

IS THIS WHAT WE'VE BEEN REDUCED TO,

HUMILIATING EACH OTHER?

DOUBLE D, NOT YOU, TOO!

NO FIRST AID! STOP!

OOH.

I FEEL FUNNY.

FUNNY? YOU'RE A LAUGH AND A HALF, ED.

[LAUGHS]

BOING! IT'S A LIGHT BULB.

BOING!

OK, I'M STUMPED.

I BELIEVE ED HAS AN IDEA.

BOING!

FOR A SCAM.

[LAUGHS]

STICK TO COUNTING YOUR TEETH, ED.

I COME UP WITH THE SCAMS AROUND HERE.

BUT, EDDY, BOING!

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SCAMS?

FORGET IT.

[CRYING]

THERE, THERE, ED.

WHAT'S HE BLUBBERING ABOUT?

BOING, EDDY!

FIRST, YOU MAKE HIM THE BRUNT OF YOUR JOKE,

NOW YOU DENY HIM FREEDOM OF CONCEPT.

HE MAY HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

TRULY UNIQUE.

IT'S A GOOD ONE, EDDY!

[ED CRYING]

ALL RIGHT, ALREADY!

LET'S DO YOUR STUPID SCAM, ED.

I AM THE MAN!

MY SCAM! MY SCAM! MY SCAM! MY SCAM...

I LEARNED THAT TRICK FROM SARAH.

[LAUGHING]

OK, FIRST WE NEED, UM...

A BUNCH OF ROCKS!

[LAUGHING]

ROCKS?

THIS IS ON YOUR HEAD!

I'VE MARKED A SPOT WITH AN "X," DOUBLE D.

LET'S MOVE 'EM OUT!

[HORN HONKS]

ED, THESE ROCKS ARE QUITE LARGE IN MASS

AND WILL REQUIRE SIGNIFICANT FORCE

IN ORDER TO TRANSPORT.

RIGHT OVER ON THE "X," DOUBLE D!

READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

Eddy: GO AWAY!

WHY AM I DRESSED THIS WAY, ED?

IT'S ALL A PART OF THE BIG PLAN.

YEAH, RIGHT.

NOW PAINT THIS LIKE AN AZTEC TEMPLE.

MY SCAM. MY SCAM. MY SCAM...

HELP.

"Q"?

UH, ED, WHERE'S THE "X"?

UH, A-B-C-D-L-M-N-O-G!

DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR ALPHABET, DOUBLE D?

BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU SAID "X" MARKS THE SPOT.

ALL I SEE IS A--

BOING!

LUNCH BREAK!

[DONKEY BRAYING]

WELL, ED, THIS IS VERY NICE.

THANK YOU.

BACK TO WORK!

RIGHT ON THE "X."

COME ON, EDDY.

WE HAVE TO FIND ROTTEN SPAGHETTI NOODLES.

HOW STUPID CAN YOU--HEY!

ED...WAIT!

I CAN'T FIND AN "X"!

LET GO OF MY BALL, JONNY.

[MUMBLES]

IF YOUR TOOTH POKES A HOLE IN IT,

I'LL LET ALL THE AIR OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

HEY, GUYS. HELLO.

LOOK, SARAH GOT ME A NEW TEDDY.

INTRODUCING... MR. YUM-YUM.

ISN'T IT ADORABLE?

BETTER KEEP IT AWAY FROM JONNY, OR HE'LL EAT IT.

HE WOULDN'T DARE.

MR. YUM-YUM HATES SALIVA.

I LOVE YOU, MR. YUM-YUM.

I THINK I'M GOING TO HURL.

JIMMY'S FOOLISH AFFECTION

FOR A STUFFED HAND-CLOTH TOUCHES ROLF,

AS I, TOO, HAVE A CHILDHOOD COMPANION.

MEET MY CLAM--BOBO.

TO THIS DAY ROLF SEEKS COMFORT FROM BOBO

WHEN HE IS FRIGHTENED. HELLO, BOBO.

IS THAT A GIANT CLAM?

OUR SUCKERS AWAIT UNSUSPECTINGLY.

SUCKERS?

I THOUGHT WE'D NEVER GET TO THIS PART.

SO, HOW DO WE FLEECE THEM, ED?

WE NEED DOUBLE D FOR THIS PART!

THERE WASN'T AN "X" TO BE FOUND, ED.

OK, NOW, DOUBLE D,

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU GIVE EDDY THESE PANCAKES. YUM.

VERY WELL, ED. HERE, EDDY.

PANCAKES GIVE ME GAS.

NOW WHAT?

"X" MARKS THE SPOT, DOUBLE D.

OFF YOU GO.

THERE IS NO "X," ED.

WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL, EDDY.

HEE HEE!

ED! IS THAT MOM'S TEAPOT?

[CRASH]

MAYBE.

ED, YOU'RE SCARING ME.

HEY! MR. YUM-YUM!

Sarah: GET BACK HERE!

NOW, EDDY, NOW!

NOW WHAT?

ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THOSE, EDDY?

WHERE'S MR. YUM-YUM?

MR. YUM-YUM? WHO, ED?

[GROWLING]

PANCAKE?

HELP ME!

[PUNCHES BEING THROWN]

NICE JOB, DOUBLE D. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A "Q."

EXCUSE ME.

ED, I THINK SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE

YOU LOST YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT.

YOUR PLAN IS IRRATIONAL, MUDDLED, AND INCONSEQUENTIAL.

IS THAT A DOGGIE TREAT?

WHAT'S THE ROCK FOR, DOUBLE D?

MY FOOT!

MY HEAD!

YOU'RE LATE, EDDY.

WHY DID YOU TAKE THE RABBIT?

GIVE BACK JIMMY'S MR. YUM-YUM!

MR. YUM-YUM?

YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS.

Sarah: HEY!

GIVE JIMMY BACK HIS BUNNY.

I'M BUT A MERE SHELL OF A MAN

WITHOUT MR. YUM-YUM.

LET'S TICKLE THEM TILL THEY WET THEIR PANTS.

WELL, LET'S NOT JUMP TO ANYTHING RASH.

IT'S A SIMPLE BREAKDOWN IN COMMUNICATION.

Ed: FOOLS!

EVIL TIM HAS BECKONED YOU ALL,

FOR YOU ALL WILL PAY WITH YOUR BRAINS.

BRAINS? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH BRAINS?

MR. YUM-YUM!

[ED BABBLING]

WHAT THE HECK'S HE DOING?

EMBARRASSING ME TO NO END.

ED-BOY HAS BITTEN THE BELLY OF A STUFFED HAND-CLOTH.

QUICKLY, WE MUST SEEK ENCOURAGEMENT

IN THE BOSOM OF BOBO!

IF YOU THINK I'M GETTING IN THAT THING--

IT WILL DOOM US ALL!

Girl: I'M ALLERGIC...

LISTEN TO IT GURGLE, PLANK.

[KIDS YELLING]

WAS THAT A GIANT CLAM?

[SARCASTICALLY] NICE SCAM.

THEY TOOK OFF.

SO, WHERE'S THE CASH?

CASH?

[YELLS]

IT'S YOUR FAULT!

WHY DO YOU ENCOURAGE HIM?

AH, SHUCKS. SORRY, GUYS.

MY CURSE DIDN'T WORK.

BUT I DID EVERYTHING IT SAID IN THE COMIC BOOK.

ED, CURSES ARE NOTHING MORE

THAN MYTH AND SUPERSTITION,

BASED ONLY ON ONE'S OWN PERSONAL FEARS.

[CAWING]

STRANGE. THE CROW'S MIGRATION PATTERN

IS NOWHERE NEAR THIS LOCATION.

IT'S AS THOUGH THEY WERE SUMMONED TO GATHER HERE.

BUT WHY?

MAN, I HATE BIRDS.

[ALL CAWING]

EVIL TIM HAS BECKONED THEM!

[EDDY AND DOUBLE D SCREAMING]

TRY TO CONTAIN YOURSELF, EDDY.

THE ADRENALINE OF IRREVERENCE

CAN BE QUITE OVERWHELMING.

WE'RE SO BAD.

WHAT ARE YOU GIVING ME HERE, LAUNDRY CHUTES?

VERY GOOD, EDDY.

BUT LOOK CLOSELY.

ONE'S MOTHER CHUTE,

ONE'S FATHER CHUTE,

AND, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MY CHUTE.

EDDY, MY CHUTE HAS BEEN SECRETLY TREATED

WITH A SILICONE LUBRICANT,

MAKING IT THE FASTEST SLIDE TO ANY BASEMENT ANYWHERE!

NO FOOLING?

NOW, FOR SAFETY REASONS, I INSIST YOU USE THIS PILLOW, EDDY.

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.

YEE-HAW!

WOO-HOO!

EDDY, YOU GET BACK UP HERE AND GET YOUR PILLOW.

[THUD]

BOTTOM FLOOR--

DRYER LINT, PAINT CANS, LONELY SOCKS, AND MILDEW.

AAH!...AHH.

AND ARACHNIDS.

YOU GOT PEANUTS IN YOUR BASEMENT, DOUBLE D?

SPIDERS, EDDY.

BASEMENTS MAKE AN EXCELLENT HOME FOR SPIDERS,

AND MILDRED IS READY FOR HER WEEKLY EXAMINATION,

AREN'T YOU, MILDRED?

DID YOU JUST WINK AT ME? YES, YOU DID.

[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING]

DON'T TOUCH THAT, EDDY!

[MUSIC STOPS]

WELL, I SEE YOU'VE STUMBLED UPON MY COLLECTION

OF MISFIT FAILED INVENTIONS, NOSY PARKER.

I'VE ARCHIVED THESE DISASTERS TO REMIND ME

OF OUR MISGUIDED ATTEMPTS AND LEARNED FROM PAST MISTAKES.

HEY, IS THAT A VOLCANO?

EDDY, NOT THAT OLD THING.

HOW'S IT WORK? DOES SOMETHING SHOOT OUT OF HERE?

WHERE DO YOU PLUG IT IN?

DOUBLE D!

A COMEDIAN, HUH?

[ANGRY GIBBERISH]

OH, DEAR!

[PANTING]

WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

ED, HELP!

GOTCHA!

Sarah: FREEZE, MISTER!

PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!

GET THAT STUPID THING OUT OF MY FACE, SARAH!

TAKE A HIKE, EDDY! NO ONE SEES MY BROTHER

BECAUSE HE'S BEEN GROUNDED.

HA HA HA.

THIS I GOT TO SEE.

COMING, DOUBLE D?

HALT! NO VISITORS!

DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO USE THIS.

KIDDING. IT'S JUST A HUNK OF WOOD, DOUBLE D.

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES

TILL SOMEONE GETS A SLIVER, JIMMY.

Sarah: GUARD!

ATTENTION!

READY AND MARCH!

HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP...

Jimmy: ONESIE, TWOSIE, ONESIE, TWOSIE...

OH, WELL.

YOU'LL HAVE TO LEARN YOUR LESSON, ED.

LET'S GO, DOUBLE D, BEFORE I START TO CRY.

WE'LL MISS YOU, BUDDY.

Sarah: HUP, HUP, HUP...

[GASPS]

I THINK I'M GETTING HEATSTROKE

FROM THIS HAT, SARAH.

WHAT'S GOING ON, JIMMY?

THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE BUSHES.

REALLY?

I GUESS YOU BETTER CHECK IT OUT, PRIVATE!

MOVE IT!

[MOANING]

HOWDY, HOWDY, HOWDY!

IF YOU CATCH ME, I'LL GIVE YOU ME POT OF GOLD!

[LAUGHING]

A LEPRECHAUN.

CATCH ME,

I'LL GIVE YOU ME POT OF GOLD...

I GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE SCAMP.

JIMMY, WAIT!

YOU GET BACK HERE!

JIMMY? HEY, WAIT FOR ME!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

JONNY WILL DO ANYTHING

FOR A HANDFUL OF GRANOLA.

I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS, EDDY.

ED'S PARENTS WILL SURELY TELL OUR PARENTS.

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF "CONSEQUENTIAL PUNISHMENT"?

IT'S THE PARENTAL RING.

FINE. IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL,

I'LL LET ED KNOW

YOU WERE TOO BUSY TO HELP HIM IN HIS TIME OF NEED.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

THE OLD GUILT ROUTE, HUH, EDDY?

WORKS EVERY TIME.

[ED SNIFFLING]

IT IS NOT FAIR.

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT--

THE YIELDING ABILITIES OF CEMENT ARE FURTHER EXPLAINED.

EDDY! DOUBLE D!

Eddy: ED!

HELLO!

ED!

HELLO!

ED!

HELLO!

WE'RE BUSTING YOU OUT, ED.

BUT I'M GROUNDED, EDDY. I HAVE BEEN A BAD BOY.

Eddy: SO, BE A GOOD BOY.

FOLLOW US.

SUCK IN YOUR STOMACH, ED.

I CAN'T DO IT!

SARAH WILL FIND OUT,

AND SHE'LL TELL MOM,

AND I'LL BE GROUNDED!

ED, YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN GROUNDED.

HMM...I KNOW HOW TO GET ED OUT OF HERE

SO THAT EVEN HE WON'T KNOW HE'S MISSING.

IT'S THE END OF THE RAINBOW, LEPRECHAUN.

HAND OVER THAT POT OF GOLD.

NOPE. UP TO THE FAKE RAINBOW.

THAT'S ALL YOU GET FOR ONE HANDFUL, PAL.

MY FANTASY-- CRUSHED BY AN IMP.

BACK TO YOUR POST!

HURRY IT UP, DOUBLE D.

ALL RIGHT, EDDY.

MM, THERE WE GO.

A RATHER APROPOS SUBSTITUTE

FOR ED'S HEAD, DON'T YOU THINK?

YET, IT FEELS UNFINISHED... WANTING.

HEY, FOUNTAINHEAD, WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!

WHY IS ED SITTING IN A BOX?

SHUT UP, ED!

[THUD]

AND GO DOWN THE DRAIN!

THAT'S IT!

HMM...

Eddy: WILL YOU HURRY UP?

HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE BACK ON THE OUTSIDE, ED?

"OUTSIDE ED"?

BUT I AM GROUNDED, EDDY!

SO WHAT?

HAS THAT WINDOW BEEN OPEN THIS WHOLE TIME?

Sarah: HEY, WHO'S THERE?

FREEZE, MISTER!

YOU KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE, ED.

OUR 2 SQUIRTS IN BLUE HAVEN'T A CLUE.

BUT NOW WE'RE TRAPPED WITH ED, EDDY.

JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.

Eddy: SHH. HALFWAY THERE, BOYS.

NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS

GO UP THE--

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?

MY PARENTS TOOK THEM DOWN BECAUSE I AM GROUNDED.

THAT'S DISTURBING.

THEY CAN KEEP THE STAIRS BECAUSE YOU CAN JUMP IT.

BUT I AM GROUNDED, EDDY!

YEAH, YEAH. WE HEARD IT A MILLION TIMES.

LET ME HELP, ED.

EDDY, DON'T DO IT!

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

OK, ED, JUST LEAN BACK.

ALLEY-OOP!

GRACIOUS!

GERONIMO!

BEHOLD! THE GATE TO FREEDOM!

AFTER ME--UH!

DON'T WORRY, JIMMY. YOU'LL BE OK.

SLIVERS AREN'T FUN, ARE THEY?

YOU REALLY NEED TO BE CAREFUL WITH WOODEN RIFLES.

LET'S FIND SOME TWEEZERS AND POKE AND PROD

AND WIGGLE IT AROUND TILL IT POPS OUT.

[SQUEAK]

WHAT WAS THAT?

WHAT?

YOU WORK TOO HARD, SARAH.

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO STOP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

[MOANS]

COME ON, LET'S FIND THOSE TWEEZERS.

LET'S STAY IN HERE TILL THE COAST IS CLEAR.

I'M A BAD BOY! I AM GROUNDED.

HA!

QUICK! THE WINDOW!

UH!

I BELIEVE A SOLUTION TO ALL THIS CAN BE SOLVED

WITH A LITTLE BRAINPOWER, EDDY.

[MUFFLED] I'M GAME.

HEY, ED,

TIME FOR DINNER.

BUTTER TOAST WITH GRAVY?

PEOPLE EAT THIS?

LOOK AT HIM SITTING THERE READING HIS LITTLE BOOK.

BOOK?

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT BOOK, ED?

DID ED'S HEAD FALL OFF, SARAH?

[GROWLING]

Sarah: ED!

SARAH KNOWS, GUYS!

DUH, ED. WE HEARD HER.

KEEP YOUR SHORTS ON.

NO, SERIOUSLY,

KEEP YOUR SHORTS ON, ED.

[WHISTLES]

[WHISTLING]

HOUSTON, WE HAVE LIFTOFF.

[WHISTLING]

LET ME REMIND YOU THAT I AM--

FREE AS A BIRD, ED.

Double D: NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD.

Eddy: GO, BABY! GO!

WHY DO I CONDONE SUCH BEHAVIOR?

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GROWLING]

SALIVA--YUCK.

Sarah: JIMMY, GET OUT OF THERE!

[GROANS]

GUESS WHAT, BIG BROTHER.

I'M TELLING MOM!

REMEMBER THAT PARENTAL RING, EDDY?

OH, GREAT.

WE'RE GOING TO GET IT.

[RINGS]

DOUBLE D HERE. OVER.

Eddy: HEY, THIS STUPID THING WORK?

ROGER.

YOU NEED TO SAY "OVER," EDDY,

WHEN YOU'RE DONE SPEAKING. OVER.

THIS STINKS.

I GOT GROUNDED FOREVER. OVER.

3 DAYS FOR ME, EDDY.

A LITTLE QUALITY TIME WITH MY AUNTS IN SOME--

3 DAYS?!

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL? OVER.

[BUSY SIGNAL]

HELLO? HELLO?

ED?

ED? OVER.

FORGET ED.

I GOT A PLAN FOR THE ESCAPE OF THE--

HELLO?

OUCH. OVER.

WOO-HOO! WOW!

MUST BE A PARTY LINE.

OH, MY ACHING--

DO IT AGAIN!

HA HA HA!

[CRASH]

BRING IT ON HOME, SARAH!

[BOYS GROAN]

Jimmy: ENCORE!

THIS TIME WITH GUSTO!

NAUGHTY MAMA!

I'M TINGLY ALL OVER.

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ED, EDD N EDDY!

Man: YEAH.

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