All language subtitles for Burying.Yasmeen.2019.720p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG

- Does he always play music when he bathes?
- I don't know.

He's a romantic.

I'm a romantic.

- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

Hold on a second.
Is he crying?

Nah, he's singing.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Kind of sounds like crying.

Nah, it's bad singing.

No, I'm pretty sure
that's crying.

I think you underestimate
how terrible his voice is.

No, no, no,
he's definitely crying.

Maybe? But that's okay though because crying's
like his thing. It's like you and yoga.

Okay, seriously.
What is going on in there?

Okay. You know the ex-wife
he's always talking about?

- Yeah.
- Yeah. Um, she died.

What?

Yeah, it was a heroin overdose. She was really
into drugs. Jason doesn't know that though.

- Oh my God!
- Really bad news.

- It's terrible news.
- Terrible news.

Poor Jason.

Yeah. Poor guy.

- Oh my God!
- I feel really bad for him.

I'm going to go check on him.

Are you... did you...
Did you finish?

Yeah, it was great. You didn't
notice? I'm going to check on Jason.

Just let the man bathe and
grieve. His ex-wife died.

Hey, Jason.

Hey.

You're fine, right?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Shannon, he's fine!

- Are you sure?
- Yes.

If we leave, you're
not going to, uh...

- No!
- Yeah.

- Okay. Yeah. No.
- No.

Silly. I wasn't even going to...

Does he want us
to bring him a churro doughnut?

Yeah! No, he'd love one.

Jason, listen.

Like, if you need to, you know,
talk about all of this that's going on,

I would find you
someone who's qualified,

because I'm completely
unqualified.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Can you... close
the... close the...

Mm-mmm!

"Jippy
Peanut Butter. It keeps you hopping."

Jason! Jaaaason...

Return the ring to me.

We will be together in eternity.

I will.

My turn. Okay. The listing agent
at the open house asked me out.

Really? What did he look like?

He was Brazilian.

I can't tell if you're serious.

- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Brazilian?

- Brazilian.
- Your turn.

Well, yesterday at Denny's I was at lunch
and the waitress gave me a free dessert.

- That's your big secret?
- Yeah, it's been a slow week for me.

I have one more.

Yeah? By all means
let's hear it.

- Mike?
- Yeah.

Is it okay if I take
all the apples?

Sure. Yeah. Take all the apples.

Thank you.

Okay, so what's the big secret?

- I'll wait 'til Jason's not at the door.
- He's not at the door.

Mike?

Do you have any books on tape?

Yeah, yeah, lots of them.

I can't tell if you're serious.

It's not 1995,
Jason. Nobody has books on tape anymore.

You can get it on your
phone, though.

Okay. Wait. Jason,
what are you doing?

I'm going to Salt Lake City.
For Yasmeen's funeral.

- Your ex-wife?
- Separated.

She came to me in a dream.

She said "Return the ring to
me. We'll be together for eternity."

Anyway, we're going to renew our
vows before they put her underground,

so we'll be together forever.

It's pretty cool.

I'm pretty sure he
needs psychiatric help.

Yeah, I don't think he
should go on this road trip.

What's the big secret?

Um...

I'm pregnant.

That's some big news.
That's some big, great news.

I got to call some people.

I'm so happy about this.

So, why'd you decide to join me?

I just think it's
really important.

Thank you.

We've been driving for,
like, twenty minutes.

Forty-five.
I have mild scoliosis.

So, I have to stretch.

I have to be limber
for when we get to Utah.

Well, the viewing's tomorrow
night and then the funeral is Monday,

and then, on Tuesday,

I'm going to tr and find an
apartment overlooking the cemetery.

Why are you using a paper
map? Here, I have an app.

Where are you headed, friend?

Yasmeen and I always used paper
maps. It's how we traveled.

Okay, but this is an app
that'll make things quicker.

- "Turtle?"
- "The road traveled less."

That sounds slow.

So, we are going to make
a few stops along the way.

Hit a couple of hot spots.

Okay.

You can see the little
hearts there.

You going to get that?

Nah. No. No.

Mike, that's Shannon.

Yeah, yeah.
Shannon's calling.

Hey, watch out for
the... um, dead skunk.

Oh.

Not sure how you missed it.
Maybe it's the map.

You know this... this is where
we first held hands.

I was driving her to Vegas
for a bachelorette party

cause her license was suspended.

I sure miss her.

So, Jason, you're probably going to notice
Shannon calling me off and on. Maybe frequently.

And I'm not going to answer.
And you shouldn't worry about it.

I'm not worrying about it.
You shouldn't worry about it.

I appreciate that, but she might
be in trouble. She's calling a lot.

She is calling me a lot, but you're
going through a lot and so for your sake,

for you, I need to not
answer this phone.

We're walking on the face of Mars and I
still have perfectly clear service out here.

Is it Shannon?

Yeah.

- Everything, okay?
- Yeah, things are great.

I think I'm going
to break up with her.

Really? Why?

I just feel like
it's run its course.

Hmm.

What?

I assumed between the two of you,
if anyone would end it, it'd be her.

What?! No.

What?

No, listen, I'm the ultimate ender
of things. You know, I end it. Always.

Hmm.

You keep "hmm'ing" me. Why
do you keep "hmm'ing" me?

Hmm.

The point is, you know, it's been a
solid dose of commitment with her. And

what comes next?
Marriage? And a family?

This is a very
special place for us.

Right before she left, Yasmeen
was really into hide-and-seek.

- Hide-and-seek?
- Yeah, she'd run away.

- I'd track her down. She loved it.
- Ah.

I'd find her in the most
amazing places.

Seaside cliff.
Freeway overpass.

The ledge of this parking
structure downtown.

So, this game always ended
in really high-up places.

Yeah. She liked the view.

This was our room.
The King Kamehameha suite.

We didn't get a lot
of sleep that night.

- Cause of all the traffic.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Got enough.

Well, I guess you
shouldn't have pre-paid that room.

It was going to
save me ten bucks a night.

I got to go to the bathroom.

And the adventure thickens.

Maybe traffic will be
lighter when we're done.

- Is that a nudie?
- No.

That was a Yasmeen nudie on your phone.

Jason, I saw Yasmeen
naked on your phone.

No. Did not.

- Let me see it.
- No!

Just for the record, she's dead.

There's spousal immunity
when it comes to photography.

No, there's not. You're
ashamed of her nude form.

Okay.

Oh.

Huh.

She's really just squeezing
them together there.

Yeah.

She knew I liked it.

I don't think she liked
herself, though.

She liked herself ever night.

- Are those bite marks?
- What?

You know, I think
that's just a rash.

I never bit her.

Holy cow! Those
are totally bite marks.

We were together
when she took that picture!

I don't understand it. I don't
think she would do that.

I don't know why. It
doesn't make any sense.

I think the trick in life, Jason,
is just not to care about anything.

Peter. Come here.

You tell Shannon you love her.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, but you can tell people all kinds
of things as long as you don't mean them.

Pregnancy scare?

No.

Okay. You know, I was in the exact
same spot as you a few years ago.

I went back.

Never go back.

- Did you pull a beer out of your pocket?
- Yeah. I'm giving it to you.

Pretty soon you're going to be scooping
shit out of a six-year old's shorts.

This is your future.

- What are you doing?
- I'm communing with people on the road.

I'm communing
with people on the road.

- It's called civility, Deborah!
- I don't want it.

Oh, man. Hot, hot.

Oh! Excuse me.

- What?
- I said, "Excuse me."

Like, "excuse me" like
you want to talk to me,

or "excuse me" I'm sorry for
bumping into you, excuse me?

Just excuse me,

"like uh, sorry for bumping into you, I
didn't want talk, I was just being polite."

Sorry.

I have Asperger's.

Oh. I'm sorry.

It's pretty mild.

Okay.

Shoot.

Ah.

Your eyes are...

- What?
- What?

- I didn't say anything...
- Please.

- No, I just...
- After you.

I just said your eyes
are very clear and green.

I don't know if that's
a sign of Asperger's.

Or not. I don't think it is.

So much for things clearing up.

You know, I think the Universe
may be calling to you, J.

I think we got
to go off the grid.

Where are you headed, friend?

No.

Say it. Not a lot to lose.

Route to Salt Lake City.

Ambulating.

Ambulating.

All square!

Let's go!

All right. Here we go.

Get along, little
doggies. Guhhuh!

Please find a way
to turn off that music.

You know, I don't actually
think you can turn it off. It's beta mode.

In one mile, turn left!

Oh, no. Signal lost.

Hey.

Hey.

Actually, I saw
you back at the...

I know.

I'm Mike.

Vaginia.

Virginia?

Vaginia.

Less virgin.

More vag.

- So, what's up there?
- Freedom.

Whoa.

Come get some.

Oh!

At least he didn't do too
much damage to the car.

Hey, what's in the box?

You think you're ready?

Yeah.

Okay.

- Be very careful.
- Okay.

Now, you're going to want
to remove the twine.

- Sure, uh...
- It's protective twine. Just save that twine, please.

Great. So, now you're going
to want to lift the latch.

Okay.

Nice and slow.

Now, my favorite poem
is on the top.

Oops.

Go ahead.
Read another one.

"The likes of me and the likes of she.
The most beautiful girl you've ever seen.

Never, oh never, shall I ever dissever
my soul from the soul of Yasmeen."

I think that's what
they call a sonnet.

- You write that?
- Yes.

That's some Lord
Byron level shit.

I guess it's good you
never sent it to her.

- No, I...
- That'll be thirty-eight even.

You know, love is a lot like my
hand-cured elk jerky. It goes real fast.

I think I'll just take this.

- Oh, were you reaching for the...
- Yeah, yeah, I was.

Cactus?

You should tr not loving
her for a while, bud.

She's dead.

Hmm. Well, shit happens.

- I will be in the car.
- Okay.

I like everything you got going on in
here with the wisdom and the meats.

And this guy. Can
I get this guy too?

Hand-carved by Lakota.

La what?

Greetings.

Can we help you?

- What does your app say?
- What?

Does it say that
this is a highway?

How did you...

Are you MMGood69?

This guy, actually.

I have to update the database.

She's hot, though, right?

Who?

That TRTL girl.

She's like twelve years old.
And she has Asperger's.

Yeah, but a lot of people have
Asperger's and you can still have sex.

Besides, this is the desert. You
can do whatever you want out here.

You could kill her.

What are you talking about?

The point is, just
because she Asperger's,

doesn't mean you shouldn't
have made a move on her.

I haven't made a move on
anyone in about seven years.

Seven years?

Yeah, since Yasmeen.

I mean, women have tried
to put moves on me.

Jason?

Sorry! Married.

- Excuse me.
- Taken!

Married. Sorry.
Married. Sorry. Married.

So, you haven't touched a single
girl since Yasmeen left.

No! I haven't even
touched myself.

What would be the point?

If she's not around,
it doesn't work.

It'll be a whole different
story when I get to Utah.

Hey, I think there's something
really wrong with this cat.

I think we need to look
at it from his perspective.

You know, he's just
a cat. Living his cat life.

Doing things that
cats are prone to do.

But then one day, he meets
a hot young lady cat.

Cat tells him she's just
like him. Wants to chill.

Have a lot of cat sex.
Hooks him with her cat magic.

Starts feeling things.

But it's a trap.

She doesn't want to just have
cat sex. She wants a cat baby.

And then, just out
of nowhere, pf!

Run over.

I guess what I'm
trying to say is,

sometimes in life it's better
to just be put out of your miser

than face your grim reality.

So,

I think we should... I think
we need to put him down.

You do realize
that's not a cat, right?

What?

Keep going straight for
seven miles. You're on the right path.

In two miles, take a right.

Turn right.

Ambulating.

Ambulating.

Ambulating.

Oh, no! Signal lost.

Yes, yes. No, no.
Other way. Other way.

You know what? I'm just going to go with,
that we're not lost. Okay?

We're slightly off the path.

And, really, it's not the app's
fault. You know what it is?

It's the fact that your car's made out of
the same stuff they make gum wrappers out of

and it's messing
with the signal.

This doesn't look like a road.

I mean it's very
clearly a type of road.

I think it's more
like a river bed.

You know, it says it's a road.

I think it's a wash.

Nobody knows what a wash is.

Here we go.

That's the biggest
rock you could find?

Yeah.

- So just... drop it on his head, straight down?
- Throw it straight down.

- What if I miss?
- Then we'll tr again.

What if it doesn't kill him?

Then we just knock him out, pop his head under
the tire, and then we'll finish it clean.

Here, you're stronger than me.

No. You need to learn
the full lesson here.

You ran over him.

You took his little life into your hands,
okay? That's responsibility.

- You're scared.
- No.

You are scared to kill him.

No, I'm not scared to kill it. You
just have a lesson to learn here.

Okay. Then I'll learn it
by watching. You do it.

You stand the best chance
of doing it in one shot anyway.

Okay, then.

So, I just... drop it
on his head,

straight down?

You know, I think
he could pull through.

Yeah.

He could recover.

I think.

Do you ever think about, like,

true love?

You know, I actually keep pictures of
all the girls I've been with on my phone.

It's the Lady Library.

I got Niki nudies. Nattie
nudies. Judy nudies.

It's all alphabetical.

I keep like

one picture of

one girl on my phone.

Yeah, but you should
delete that one.

You ever been cheated on?

No.

Never. I've done a lot
of cheating, though.

Did you ever cheat on Shannon?

No.

Do you think she left
me because of my penis size?

I don't know.

I love you.

Yasmeen.

Oh. Oh. Oh, jeez!

What in the world are you doing?

We've gone off the grid.

Disappeared completely.

Shannon hasn't texted
me in over twelve hours.

Yeah, the funeral
is tomorrow morning.

Do you think my phone is broken?

I've been waiting for six years to find
out whether Yasmeen still loves me.

And now, I know. I'm not
going to let anything distract me.

- What is that?
- It's a trap.

Seems weird she hasn't
texted me, though. Right?

No, I don't think it's so weird,
considering you guys are broken up

and there's probably plenty
of dudes trying to get with her.

You think there's a lot of dudes
trying to get with Shannon?

Sure. She's an attractive girl.

I mean, she's no Yasmeen,
but she's a solid nine.

Have you ever been outdoors?

I read a survival book,
so... Into the Wild.

That's not a survival book.
He doesn't survive.

I saw the movie.

He still dies.

I didn't see the whole movie.

You know, you're not going to
be able to charge your phone.

This is... interesting.

Well, it is the road
traveled less. T-R-T-L.

It's like the Goodyear
blimp had diarrhea.

What in the world? The tank was
only half empty when we parked.

Well, Jason, you got to start looking
at these things as being half-full.

Well, now it's just empty.

I don't know.

Is this even a road?

Oh, yeah, I turned the car on
last night to charge my phone.

What and you just
let the engine run?

I didn't want
to kill the batter.

Mike!

Listen, we're never going to get out of
here if my phone doesn't have any power.

Well, next time, how about you
plug it in when we're actually moving?

It's okay. All right? These tanks
are good for another fifty miles

after reading empty. I promise.

There's going to be
an oasis somewhere.

What does your phone say?

It's dead again.
Fucking grid.

Well, the app said
there's a lake, right here.

We're in a lake.

We followed a wash
into a Dr lake bed.

This.

This could be a Yasmeen miracle.

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

Random broken-down
car in the desert?

She's giving us a stepping
stone so I can get to her.

Hello?

- Oh!
- Ah!

Yeah.

No, I kind of suspected
something like this.

I'm trying to breathe
through my mouth.

Some Yasmeen miracle, huh?

It's your fault we're following the stupid
app and I'm not going to let that stop me.

Okay. I merely suggested
the use of the app.

You made the decision to follow my
suggestion and that makes you accountable.

Jason, come back here.

You're walking aimlessly in an endless
direction. There's no point... Jason!

Jason! You're not even walking in
a straight line. You're slowly curving.

I'm devoted, not delusional.

It says this is a road.

It's not.

No shit.

Where's your pal?

You know, the charming one?

Mike?

Jason, how did you
even get up here?

We've been looking
for you for hours.

Hey, this is Zannah. Remember
her? The geographical surveyor?

She's going to take us to a gas station,
Jason. It's going to be, okay.

After I finish my rounds.

TRTL uses satellite imagery and it's been
mistaking roads for washes a lot lately

and leading people
into them. Supposedly.

I mean, clearly,
it's doing exactly that.

Jason, I know you warned me on the
app. I'm with you now. It was a bad idea.

You look like my grandma after
she gets out of the shower.

We're going to miss
the viewing tonight, aren't we?

Mm.

It's a wash, guys.
It was never a road.

Probably never will be.

Oh. It looks like your
buddy's feeling better.

He's gone.

This wasn't one of those
emotional support animals, was it?

Where are you guys headed?

Salt Lake City. So, my friend Jason
here can go to the funeral of his ex-wife.

Wife... we separated... died.

I go to concerts sometimes.

- You ever been to a Three Doors Down concert?
- No.

It sounds weird.

We only have country
music out here.

And western.

Sometimes country-western.

One time I wrote a country song.

That's cool. I think.

Yeah. It was after Yasmeen left.

- I got to get out.
- Okay.

I'll be back in three minutes.

Okay.

- All right. How are you doing that?
- What?

You're warming up her pussy.

What? No!

She clearly wants you in some
kind of like a sexual way.

Let's just get to Yasmeen.

I mean, the tension
was palpable.

It's not my fault. I told you,
women are always coming on to me.

Well, I don't know about that,

but we are in the desert and
things are really skewed out here.

Do you think that she thinks
that I think I'm flirting with her?

I definitely think that she thinks,
you think, you're flirting with her.

And honestly, it's a little disrespectful
to the memory of Yasmeen.

I'm not judging you; I'm just
saying that. But no judgment.

I'll just tell her
I'm not interested.

No, no. No, no, no.
Don't do that.

That'll just make her want you more,
okay. You need to squash the spark.

Why? Because I'm squashed
between your two sets of raging genitalia

and it's very hot in here.

I don't think that's my fault.

It is, though, Jason.
It is your fault.

How am I supposed to squash it?

Just sing her one of those
songs of yours, all right?

That'll Dr up even the most
moist of vaginas. Just...

You got like a handful
of them, don't you?

- Do you have an iPhone charger?
- I use a satellite phone.

And I'm always charged up.

So, what brought you into
geographical surveying?

I like the outdoors.
And I like maps.

I like maps.

I like the bumpy roads,
too. Sometimes I make noises on them.

Ahh!

Yes.

I don't think they're going to
have funeral attire here, Mike.

Yeah, well, anything
is better than that.

Oh, okay.

Well, I'll tr to find
something nice.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Tr to find something
nice. That's what you should be doing.

And now we get to go all
the way back out to the desert.

What you got there?

Sorry.

What you got there?

Oh, it's Yasmeen's
treasure trunk.

Oh.

It has my love inside.

Yeah.

I mean, this is just poems and

mementos and memories
from when we were together.

But the most important thing

is this.

Yeah. Wow.

Mike thinks it's crazy, but

she came to me in a dream.

She said,
"Return the ring to me.

We'll be together for eternity."

She said that I was the
one great love in her life.

- Dang!
- Yeah.

You really loved her.

Yeah.

I'm sorry about your ex-wife.

Wife.

Well... well, she's
not alive anymore.

Yes.

I'm sorry you had to
drive us around all day.

I'm sorry about the
whole raccoon thing.

I'm sorry he attacked you.

I'm sorry that we keep
saying sorry so much.

We are.

It's, like, sorry!

Sorry.

Sorry.

I said it again.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I have to get to a funeral and
Mike's probably done taking a dump.

Okay.

- Oh. It's just...
- Alright.

Because... Oh!

- Sorry.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Where are you at?

Jeez.

Well, that felt good.

You get her number?

No.

Well,

I did.

Says she wants to get coffee,
so you know what that means.

Hey, my phone works.

What, Mike?

I know that from your perspective,
it looked like I was running away.

And I was. I was running away at
first. But I was going to come right back.

But when I was outside, I see Jason.
And I mean, you should have seen him.

How is he?

Well, I mean, you
were right, you know.

He definitely needed
somebody. He needed me.

No, I didn't.

This is, this is a dumb
question, but I was...

While I've been gone helping Jason,
you haven't been, like,

you didn't take the opportunity
to text other guys, right?

Excuse me?

That was a dumb question.
Admittedly. That was a dumb question.

Are you seriously asking me
that question right now, Mike?

I've been out in the desert. You
wouldn't believe what we've been through.

I wanted to call you right
away, but my phone died.

And that TRTL app I told you about. Delete
it off your phone. It's not a good app.

- It is a bad app.
- You know what, Mike?

It nearly killed us.

I don't even know.

Honestly, I don't... I truly don't
expect you to forgive me right away,

but, you know, I'm going to ask you to
look deep down, because you know me.

- No, she doesn't.
- You know that's not what I would do. That's not who I am.

She doesn't know you at all. She
doesn't know. I know who you are.

- I'm sorry, can you...
- I know exactly who you are.

- Hold on a second, Shannon.
- You're a liar.

I saw your phone.

Okay? I saw the pictures on your
phone. I saw the Lady Library.

I saw Yasmeen
in the Lady Library.

You knew about the bite marks.

You knew about them the whole
time. You probably put them there.

- He knew about the bite marks!
- Okay.

- Give me it.
- No.

Give me the... she needs to know.
She needs to know!

You had sex with my wife.

Uh...

How could you do that?

I loved her.

She didn't love you.

She didn't, Jason. That's the
whole point I've been trying to tell you.

- No.
- She was terrible for you.

Get out. Get out. Out.

Get out of the car, right now!

- All right.
- Get out!

I'm sorry.

I don't care.

Chickens!

Oh! Were you bad?

Yeah.

- Just you and?
- There're no rules in the desert.

There's no commitment
in the desert.

There's no pregnancy
in the desert.

What do you say, lost boy? You
want to join me in the desert?

Yasmeen was
a member of our community.

To her parents,
she was a daughter.

To her siblings,
she was a sibling.

To her doctor,
she was a patient.

To her bartender,
she was a customer.

And to all of us,
she was a friend.

Whom we loved dearly.

But that's not to say that
she lived an easy existence.

No, Yasmeen endured hardships
that many of us have never had to face

in her short time with us.

Unhealthy relationships,

drug addiction,

chlamydia, gonorrhea,

a pregnancy scare.

It was about two years ago when
Yasmeen last came to me for guidance.

She hadn't been to church
in quite some years

and wasn't sure if
she'd be welcomed back.

I told her that
with faith, prayer,

repentance and paying
her tithing in full,

she'd be welcomed back
to the church with open arms.

Sir, may I help you? Sir?

Oh no. Oh, no. Where's the ring?

Oh, shit.

No!

- You forget something?
- Mike?

What are you doing here?

I'm bringing you
the ring. You forgot it.

Listen, that whole crazy
dream from Yasmeen?

I get it.

You should do
what it told you to do.

How did you get here?

Zannah. Again.

You should do the thing.

Excuse me.

Who are you?

LeBrawn. I'm her husband.

- What?
- Funeral home forgot to put this on her.

No, no, no, no, no. Correction.

Her family never wanted
the ring on her finger.

She divorced you, Rando.

It's Ramon Antonio
Sanchez to you!

- Who the hell are you?
- I'm her fiancé.

She's married to me.

You're the one who let her OD.

She wouldn't have turned to
drugs if not for all you clingy bitches.

- You killed her!
- I didn't kill shit.

Someone get a fire extinguisher!

I got it.

- Ahh!
- Jason.

- Hey, Zannah.
- Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Mike called me.

He told me what happened,
so I drove him down here.

That's like a six-hour drive.

Oh!

- It's fine.
- Sorry.

- That's okay. I'm all right.
- Sorry.

- I'm going to get out.
- It hurt.

- You okay?
- I'm okay.

Jason,

you gave a crap
about Yasmeen. And

there's not a lot of stuff in
life that's truly crap worthy.

Yeah.

And well, I've decided
to move to LA.

- Oh, I... you shouldn't do that on my account.
- To be with my dad.

Oh, good. Good.

He has pancreatic cancer.

Oh.

- Yeah.
- Hmm.

- Ah. Yeah.
- Hmm.

- I know Mike has it, but here's... oh!
- Oh!

That has my phone number, if you
ever need anyone to talk to or

get emotional support.

Couch time.

Practice your music.

Frozen yogurt.

I play guitar.

Those all sound
really wonderful, but.

I'm almost forty, I don't...

Oh, not for, not for
sex or stuff like that.

Right.

I thought we were
just flirting, right?

Wait, we were flirting?

The tension was palpable.

Anyways, um,

I was kind of hoping we could
continue this friendship.

Maybe get some coffee or
something when we're both back in LA.

- Wow.
- Sir.

Time to go.

Oh. I'm sorry.
I have to go with this guy.

Okay.

Call me or shoot me an email,

but I didn't write my email
address on that paper.

- I'll text you.
- Jason.

Yes?

You know I'm not twelve, right?

Right.

I've been to worse funerals.

Let them go.

Utah cops are way more
understanding than I thought they'd be.

Shannon's pregnant.

- What?
- Yeah.

With your...

Yeah. Yeah.

- Is that why you...
- Mm-hmm.

Uh, she told me and I panicked,
and it was a dick move.

I think you'll be a good dad.

I think I may have caught
a little bit of scoliosis.

- Probably all that driving around in the car, cooped up.
- Yeah.

Sharing germs.

You know, I think
I've decided, though.

I'm going to touch myself again.

Hey, all right.

Right now?

Honestly, though, do you think I
have a chance of pulling this off?

Probably a better one
than I did with Yasmeen.

It's going to be awkward up front,
though. She's going to be mad.

Yeah, kind of has
a right to be mad.

But you know what? I'm just going to
start talking. I'm going to do it honestly.

Good.

I'm going to do it.

- Okay.
- Alright.

Alright.

Also, I am sorry I blew
up Yasmeen's corpse.

I did make sure they
got the finger back.

Okay. Doing it.

- Okay.
- I'll see you.

All right. Good luck!

Thank you.

See you home.

Probably going to
have make-up sex.

Easy.