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No, honey.
Mm-hmm. Mm?
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Sweetie.
Yeah?
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It's just, the --the glue is not supposed to
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be visible,because for Sierra's wedding,
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we want to have these beautiful bead
balls, not glue balls.
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You know what I mean?Hmm. Mm.
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You're glu--Do -- Do you think
you might be getting to
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the danger zone because of
the stress of the wedding?
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What are you talking about,danger zone?
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You know -- You know,
the danger zone
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where you -- you bite your nailsuncontrollably...
Oh.
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...until we have to use
the therapy mittens,
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then you end up in the bathtub
with a raw turkey,
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crying about hosting
Friendsgiving?
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Did people have a bad timeat that Friendsgiving?
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Do I need to calland, like, apologize?Oh, no.
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No, no, no,
everyone loved it.
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And I bet Mike just
left you alone, too, huh?
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I would've scooped you up,
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tucked you into bed,
and just watched you sleep.
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Okay.
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Uh, b-by the way, Jacob,
when are you going home?
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When are your parents back...When areyour parents coming?
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...from the cruise?Y-Yeah, I have not
heard from them.
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Tomorrow.
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Oh. No--You knew that.
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'Cause that's when I get
my goodbye hug from Rio.
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[ Laughs ]Okay. Or we could just do
a high-five.
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Or a hug.Or, like, a...
[Clicks tongue] Yeah.
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[ Laughs ] No.You better give me
my hug.
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[ Laughs nervously ]
Put it down.
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Less flirting,
more beading.
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Look who I found!Hello, everyone.
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Hey!Oh.
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Pop Pop and Daddy,
you're here!
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Hey!
Rio!
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Oh.
Sorry you had to
twist my arm so hard
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to get me
to this wedding.
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We're just happyyou're here.Whoa, whoa, whoa,
who is this tall,
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lanky, luscious
drink of well water?
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Oh [Chuckles] this is Rudy.He is our very lovely squatter.
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And, uh, Jacobis another squatter of ours.
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And these are
Sierra's parents.
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All of them?
Yes.
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Nonsense.
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Well, Daddyis Sierra's father.
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Um -- Yeah.This is Pop Pop,
my other father.
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Yeah.They're no longer
exclusive.
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Yeah, and so there's Pablo,who's Pop Pop's boyfriend,
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and Kristal,who's Sierra's surrogate.
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Hi, I'm Jacob.
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I thought Anise
was the surrogate.
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Well, I --
Pop Pop:Anise was our egg donor.
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So --But she couldn't
carry Sierra
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because her cervix
wouldn't stay closed.
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I did a lot of
doubles' figure skating.
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Sweet God in heaven.
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Follow me.
Welcome.
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I will escort you
to your quarters.
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No, no, no.
Absolutely.
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Yes, good to see you.
Good to see you.But if you need anything,
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help yourselves,
get comfortable.
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Oh, wow, okay.
Fi-- Five more people.
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That means just another
centerpiece, which is fine.
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I think this many people
might be a fire hazard.But...
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You know,
and the house already was,
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on its own,
kind of a fire hazard.
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I'm just gonna let this
roll off my back.
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I'm not stressed about it.
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Sierra: [ Laughs loudly ]Oh, my God.
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Daddy got the rest of his
extended family to come.
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And they'll be here
later today!
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It's only 70 people.
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I mean, maybe it's more.
I don't know.
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It's hard to get a firm
head count from a polyamorous.
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[ Gasps ] Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Best day ever!
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I'm disappointed, in a way.
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I thought she was
gonna say 100...
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Jacob: Oh. Mm....nice, round number.
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Miss Rio?
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What?What's a cervix?
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I don't want to
get into it right now, Jacob.Okay.
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♪♪
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--Captions by VITAC--
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♪♪
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[ Yawns ]
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Honey.
Honey, honey, honey, honey.
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Hey, hey, hey. Morning.Sweetheart, you're in
the exact same spot
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you were last night
when I said goodnight.
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I'm a little worried about you.Oh, I'm good.
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I'm good.
Have you been
moving your body?
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You know, your nails
are pretty torn up.
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Let's get you in these gloves.No, no, no, I just --
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I -- They're pretty low.Let's --
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There's nothing to biteanymore.
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Let's put the mittens on,
just to be safe.
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But I have an efficiency thingthat I need to do.
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Yeah, I understand.And if these guysget in the way of that --
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But you didn't get any sleep
last night....these on, how can I --
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What?And -- And I don't think
you've had any solid food
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other than maybe your
fingernails and some bead glue.
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[ Yawning ] I'm good.
And I'm just a little nervous
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that you're gonna have
a mental breakdown
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in the middle
of Sierra's ceremony.I'm good.
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And I know you don't want to
steal her thunder, okay?
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No, I-I just -- I gotta --I gotta do 43 --
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You're not listening
to me.
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Okay.43 beads a minute,
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get all the Baltic amber in.
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See, I just want to make sure
that my efficiency
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is at tip-top,
tippy top --
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Where's the Baltic amber?Do you see a little guy?
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A little Baltic amber guy?
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Amber?
Do you have it?
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Where's the Baltic amber?Is it this?
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Is that what you're talking
about, hon? This?
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What is it? Where?This. Right here, babe.
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Right here. Is that it?Did you put that there?
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Okay, I gotta call this,
alright?What are you calling?
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You gotta calm down
on this whole project.
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Calm d--You just -- You gotta back off
and calm down.
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I'm sorry,
what did you say?
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What did you just say to me?Did y--
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I said c-c-c-calm down.Calm down?
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Yeah, before you explode!
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What am I, like,
a golden retriever?
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You're gonna tell me,"Oh, ca-- calm down"?
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W-What -- No, no, no,
you're overreacting.
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All I said was "calm down."I'm overreacting?!
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Nobody in the worldwants to be told to calm down.
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Mm-hmm.It's like telling someone,
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"You know what?
You're stupid.
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You're stupid forfeeling the way you feel."
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Okay, well, I don't
think you need to bring
everyone into this.
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It's an everyone thing.I think it might just be
specific to you...
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No, it's --...which is totally --
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You know what?
You know what?
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Alright, forget that.
Sorry I said that.
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It's okay.Listen, I love you.
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I'm just saying --I love you.
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I love you, too.I just --
I just want to help.
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Can I hel--
Can I sit down
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and do some beads with you?[ Exhales deeply ]
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Would that --I-I wish I could trust youto do that,
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but I just can't.
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I can't.
You don't think
I'm up for it.
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Alright.
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But you could
go to town, love,
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um, and maybe get
some supplies.
[ Sighs ]
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Make sure that people aren'tprematurely fertilizing.
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Prematurely fertilizing?
That feels a little personal.
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Uh, maybe I'll -- I'll buy them
a drink before I ask that.
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Can you believe how much stuff
these New Yorkers travel with?[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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It's like they have
a change of clothes
for every day of the week.
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What a life
they must live.
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Hey, uh...
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We -- We -- We see that you guysare -- are working the farm.
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Could we help you?
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Oh, no,we're just collecting eggs.
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So fun. Um...
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Do I need gloves?
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I don't know.Are your hands cold?
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Those eggs are dirty.No, no, no,these eggs are really clean.
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I'd put onein my mouth to show you,
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but, I, you know,I might choke on it, so...
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Go ahead.
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[ Gasping ] Oh!
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Don't mind me.
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[ Chuckles ]
I think she likes me.
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It's her biological
imperative.
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It has nothing to do
with who she likes.
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Could I get
a picture with you?
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Why?
What have I done?
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I just want to commemorate mytime farming with a real farmer.
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Be nice to them,
Mr. Rudy.
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I saw "Rent" --their lives are very hard.
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Let's make the farm
fun for them.
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You want me to take it?
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Please, please, please.Okay.
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Okay. You go --
You go over here.
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Everybody say "corn!"
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Corn!Corn!
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]Corn.
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Great.
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I want to --I want to thank you.
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Sure.For the farming experience.
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Oh, we just call it farming,
but...
Farming.
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Thank you.Call it whatever
you want to call it.
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[ Indistinct conversation ]
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That was
humiliating.
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Goes against
everything I stand for.
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]Holy crap.
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They just gave us a 20!
Ooh!
Mm.
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[ Sniffs ]Pop Pop: Looks good.
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Is this what embezzlement is?[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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You cowpokes wanna go
poke some cows?
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Anise: What?[ Hillbilly voice ]They really don't like it.
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Not one bit.[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
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Well, first,you gotta get a better hat.
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You want to try it on?
So authentic.
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-Look at you!
-Take a picture of that.
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Yee, doggie!
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[ Laughter ]
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Beau: You look even betteron dry land.
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Kay: You're not so bad
yourself, mister.
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Gearshift clicks ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Well.
Hmm?
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We're back.
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Yeah.
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Dang it.
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But what a cruise.
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How 'bout it?
[ Laughs ]
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Can you believe
we ate shark?
I know.
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It was delicious.It was good.
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Endangered.
Yeah.
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That albino dolphin.
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At first,I was really creeped out,
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but then I, like --
I felt...
Yeah.
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...drawn to him,like he could read my mind?Mm-hmm.
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With those red eyes,I was like, "What's going on?"
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Thank you
for punching it in the face
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when it started
humping my leg.
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[ Seatbelt clicks ]
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Who are all these people?
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Hmm?
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It's like they walked out ofyour lady magazine or something.
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Hey, go grab your stuff
and let's get going.
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Oh? Where are we going?
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Well, we're going back to
the house, jackass.
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Oh, is that right...jackass?[ Chuckles ]
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You want me tomove back in, do ya?
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In what world would you not
be moving back in?
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In the world we lived in,we've never talked about it.
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Look, if you don't want tocome home, then don't come home.
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I'm not saying that.
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I just -- I thought maybe
we'd have
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a little, you know,
more romance.
Oh, my God.
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Do you need me to get down
on my knees and beg you,
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so you can throw fish at my faceand pet my nose?
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Are you jealous of the dolphin?!How dare you!
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I've never been jealous of
a dolphin in my entire life!
245
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Those creatures are dumb!
246
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Oh, hit me on the nose,
do I go away?
247
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No, I come at ya!
248
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Come at ya stronger!
249
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[ Engine revs ]
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♪♪
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[ Horns honking ]
252
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♪♪
253
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What in the hell?
254
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Traffic jam?
255
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Clara: Not gonna die today.
You're not gonna --
256
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[ Object clatters ]Oh.
257
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You dropped -- Oh. Oh.[ Clatter ]
258
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You're not gonna die today,
Clara.
259
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You're not gonna die today.Here you go. Thanks.
260
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You're not gonna die today.
261
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You're not gonna die. [ Gasps ]
Not gonna die today.
262
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[ Breathing heavily ]
263
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I'm gonna die today.
264
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[ Horns honking ]Man: What is this?
Are you kidding me?!
265
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Clara:
The whole town's like this.
266
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I've served
dozens of people today.
267
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Dozens!
268
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Deb:
And I saw a woman litter.
269
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She just threw it
right on the ground.
270
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Who doesn't look around to see
if someone's watching first?
271
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Guys, I think that we're --
we're maybe overreacting.
272
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These are really --Overreacting?
273
00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:05,223
Mike, there's gum
on the bottom of everything!
274
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That's nasty!
275
00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:09,619
I, for one, don't mind
the out-of-towners.
276
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This wedding means
one thing for me -- booty!
277
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[ Laughter ]Mm-hmm. Hey, that's my son.
I hope you get some.
278
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Oh, I will.
I'll get it.
279
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And I'll respect it.
280
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And then I'll send it
on its way.
281
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I think we allwant Brandon to get some booty,
282
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but it comes at a cost.
283
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I can't even spread
my beautiful manure
284
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like a civilized man.Me either.
285
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I wish I could fertilize
right now,
286
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but you asked us not to.
287
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Guys, seriously, you just --you have to delay two days.
288
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It's -- It's not likethe manure's gonna expire.Deb: Come on, Mike.
289
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You said it was gonna be
a small, intimate wedding,
290
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not Times Square
railroad station.
291
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This will be over
in a few days.
292
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I think everyonejust needs to calm down.
293
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-[ Gasps ]
-Ooh.
294
00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,135
Uh -- [ Scoffs ]
295
00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,267
What did you
just say?
296
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I just said calm down.
297
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Ooh.I don't think this is
298
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anythingto get overwhelmed by.
299
00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:57,711
You know, just stay calm.
You guys got this.
300
00:08:57,754 --> 00:09:00,496
Yeah?Constance: [ Scoffs ]
301
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,976
[ Doorbell jingles ]Did he just tell us
to calm down?
302
00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:05,588
Can I just say that is nothow you get the booty.Deb: No.
303
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,634
Rio: Sierra,
your groom is here!
304
00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:10,854
Hi! Lars, you are the groom!
Welcome. It's rea--
305
00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:13,727
Yeah, well,I don't care about that.Okay. You're --
306
00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:16,294
I don't --
Do not jerk me around.
Okay.
307
00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:17,252
[ Door closes ]If you're not ready
to monetize it,
308
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do not jerk me around.
309
00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,647
You're on the phone.You're being rude tosomeone else, not me.
310
00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:23,258
Well, I'm gonna hang up,
and you need to handle it.
311
00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,302
I'm keeping somebody
waiting.
Oh.
312
00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:25,303
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
313
00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:26,217
[ Click, beep ]
314
00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,611
Hi!
Nobody gives a damn.
315
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:31,222
Oh. [ Chuckles ]Not me, not Phil,
not Monica -- nobody.
316
00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,224
Well, Sierra's upstairs,
uh, waxing --
317
00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:34,399
You should've seen
Main Street.
318
00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:35,792
Oh. Yeah.The locals are not happy
319
00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:36,880
about these wedding guests.
I know.
I feel terrible.
320
00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:38,839
[ Truck beeping ]I-I said, uh, "Calm down."
321
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,188
You didn't say "Calm down."But -- I said "calm down,"
322
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but they took it well.Mike -- [ Coughs ]
323
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,799
What is that?What is -- [ Coughs ]
324
00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:43,626
Is it -- Is this you?
325
00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,454
It's definitely not me.
326
00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:46,890
That is terrible.
It smells like crap.
327
00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,675
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
328
00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,676
What?
Oh!
329
00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:50,894
Please tell me
that's not
330
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a bunch of
trucks of manure
331
00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,810
in front of our house
hours before the wedding
332
00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,507
because of what you said!Ohh! Mm!
333
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,771
I'll handle it.This is happening.
There's poop everywhere.
334
00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,250
Honey, don't let itstress you out, okay?I am!
335
00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:00,904
What, what, what?[ Gasps ] Oh, God!
336
00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,036
Is this your hip?I pinged.
No. It's my --
337
00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,733
You peed?
No, pingy.
338
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,343
It's pingy in my back.Oh, you pinged your --your back?
339
00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,215
Can I --You know, it smells worse
when you're down here.
340
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,129
It smells like --
You know what it smells like?
341
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,739
Huh?
Like hot diapers.
342
00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:10,697
Yeah. You're right.That's what it smells like.
343
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,089
It does smell
like hot diapers.
Phew.
344
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,134
Our farm smells like
hot diapers!I know! I'm going.
345
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,661
[ Flies buzzing ]Hello?
I know you're out here.
346
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:19,923
[ Truck doors open, close ]I can smell what you've done,
347
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,708
so just come out
and let's get this over with.
348
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,884
So, why are you
so angry with us, Mike?
349
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:26,364
You know what?
Maybe youshould calm down!
350
00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,539
Deb:
Yeah, just relax...
351
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:28,932
Ohh....and take
some deep breaths.
352
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,456
Enjoy the ass potpourri.
353
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,763
[ Sniffs deeply ]
Ah.
354
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:34,764
Oh, how are you doing that?
355
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,070
You build up a tolerance.
356
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:39,726
Look, everybody, I am sorry
if whatever I said upset you.
357
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:43,817
I did not realize
that "calm down" was
a universal pet peeve.
358
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,340
I'm sorry that
everyone's so sensitive.
359
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:48,604
So let me get this. So, you're
not sorry for what you did,
360
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,780
you're sorry about
our reaction.
361
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,303
How was I to know
that "calm down"
362
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,870
is the one phrase
in the English language
363
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,698
that means the opposite
of what it says?
364
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,092
How do you get someone to
actually calm down?
365
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,790
I don't know. What if someone's
having a panic attack?
366
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,357
What are you supposed to say,
"Panic more"?
367
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,924
Who's ready to
release their load?
368
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:04,925
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-No, no, no, no, no, no!
369
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,404
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
370
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,971
Please wait.
371
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,059
Mike:
[ Inhales sharply ] Uh...
372
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,931
Hey, hon. Uh...
Rio: Hey!
373
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,062
You knowwhat's actually good
374
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,847
about havingexcruciating back pain
375
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,718
is that I can't actually getmy fingers quite up to my mouth
376
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,720
in order to bite them
all off. [ Laughs ]
377
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:18,939
But did you handle it?
378
00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,767
'Cause I feel like I'm stillsmelling a little poop.
379
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:21,855
[ Indistinct shouting ]It is -- is -- Yeah.What is happening?
380
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,552
-I can't believe it.
-Yeah, he's the --
381
00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:24,901
Um...
382
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,076
And he'stelling me --...what he'stelling us out there.
383
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,774
...that I'm supposed tocalm down?
384
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:28,949
-Yes!
-Okay.
385
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,167
[ Overlapping shouting ]
386
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,126
Okay, guys, can I --Hold on, hold on.
387
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:36,565
I am truly sorryif Mike offended anyone here.
388
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,219
He really is
super sensitive.
389
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,742
Liter-- I mean, you helpeda whole fraternity
390
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,526
come out of the closet.
391
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,572
It was a smaller fraternity,
only 15, 20 guys.
392
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,574
Listen, I just want to
remind everybody, though,
393
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:48,316
that what I said was --
was "Calm down,"
394
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,012
and those two words are not --My love.
395
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,144
[ Shouting continues ]
396
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,841
You ju-- You justbotched it. They --
397
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,670
Alright, Alright.I understand, like, I get it.
398
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,151
These New Yorkers probablyare rubbing you the wrong way.
399
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,327
One of them
drop-kicked my cat.
400
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,328
-What?!
-What?!
-What?!
401
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,852
One of them
drop-kicked my cat.
402
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,811
Clara, that is --
403
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,638
Actually, that didn't happen,
and I apologize for lying.
404
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,249
But I just want to say
that there is a line,
405
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,250
and they are
close to crossing it.Okay.
406
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:10,991
That would've crossed it.That would --
407
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,122
That would've crossed it.That would have,
408
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,602
but let's notget angry about that,
409
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,256
because obviously
it didn't happen.
410
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,648
Clara, it is a hassle
411
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:19,477
to have all of these new peopledescend upon our town,
412
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:22,002
but remember,
it's for a wedding.
413
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,699
How many times
in your life
414
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,137
do you get to stopand just celebrate love?
415
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:30,010
Can you justfind it in your hearts
416
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:33,056
to just make this one dayspecial for my best friend?
417
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,797
She has found the man
418
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,800
that she wants to spendthe rest of her life with.
419
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:38,932
Sierra:
[ Crying in distance ]
420
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,150
Okay.
Maybe.
421
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,152
Sierra?
422
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:43,937
Honey,are you in the bathroom?
423
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,721
Are you crying?
Yes.
424
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,940
She's upset.Sorry, bride's upset.Well, she's upset.
425
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,246
Okay, thanks, guys.
Thanks for the meeting.
426
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,639
Ah, not that -- Lean more.More support.And, uh, let's get
you to the -- Okay.
427
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:51,640
[ Groans ]
428
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:52,859
[ Sniffles, cries ]
429
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,513
I'm coming.
Nnnngh! Ow.
430
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:56,819
Go slow. Go slow.Yep, yep, yep, yep.
431
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,082
Hey, hey, hey.
What's going on?
432
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,736
I don't love Lars!
433
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,955
You s-- What?
434
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,914
Whoo! That feels
so much better to say out loud.
435
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,047
That takesa lot of courage to --
436
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,831
It do-- Yes.Yeah, and you can't marry...
437
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,877
Yes....someone that you'renot in love with.
438
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,835
I'm still gonna marry him,
obviously.
439
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,969
I don't understand.
What now?
440
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,971
Women greater than me have
married men they don't love.
441
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:18,841
Oh.
442
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,669
Let's do this.
443
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:23,237
[ Sniffles, sighs ]Um, hey. Sier--Just Sierr--
444
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,542
Ow.
Sierra. Buddy.
445
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,765
It's really nice of youto help, Mom.
446
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,853
Oh, please, I just don't wantthem trampling over to our farm.
447
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:31,985
Right this way.
448
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,987
That's a beautiful dress.
449
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,032
Lots of cleavage.Yes.
450
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:36,816
Very featured.Mm-hmm.
451
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:42,996
He sees me see him.
I know it.
Oh, yeah.
452
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,867
Dad could always
pick you out of a crowd.
453
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,087
Except when you got your makeup
done by that professional.
454
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,523
You're just not made
for a cat eye.
455
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,047
Hey, that wasn't for you.That was for your father.
456
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,353
I just don't
understand him.
457
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,572
Why does this have to besuch a big production?
458
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:55,878
Why can't he just
move home?
459
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,272
Mom, sometimes,
to get what you want,
460
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,273
you just have to do
a little dance.
461
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,578
I know it's not
your style,
462
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,233
but it's what Dad needs
right now.
463
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,583
Like when Rudy
was just posing for photos,
464
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,542
we were lucky
to get 20 bucks.
Mm-hmm.
465
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,587
But you give him a dirt mustacheand tell people
466
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,676
that he was found in a basket
in a corn field
467
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,809
when he was a baby,
bam [Claps hands] three grand.
468
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,376
Three grand?!
469
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,030
For the love
of all things good...
No.
470
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,162
I cannot let you --It's crazy.
471
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,381
We're not
gonna allow it.
This is --
472
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,122
You can't marrysomeone you don't love...
473
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,036
Listen to two people....because you'retoo embarrassed
474
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,689
to call off the wedding.
475
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:25,908
Guys, it's fine.It's not.
476
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,475
Maybe we even last a year,
okay?
477
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:30,043
And look, you guys went through
all that trouble
478
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,914
getting everything ready and
making the day perfect for me.Oh, do--
479
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,089
Don't feel pressured,
woman.Yeah, yeah.
480
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,612
That's --Do not feel pressured
481
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:35,962
because I threw my back out
482
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,311
and my nails
are gnawed to the blood.
483
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,965
That'll be all healed upin a week.
That's fine.
484
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,705
We won't evenremember those things.
485
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:41,968
Yeah, you don't get married
for those reasons.
486
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:45,014
It's kind of you to say,
but this wedding is happening.
487
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,320
You got to stop her.Physically stop her.I --
488
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,625
Take the dress off heror something.
Hey.
489
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:48,931
I can't do anything
because of this.Ooh!
490
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:49,932
Oh, I think we have
a winner here.I'm freaking --
491
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,281
This could work.No.
492
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,936
You cannot m--
Oh, wow, that does look good.
493
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,156
It doesn't' scream "wealth,"
but it relentlessly whispers it
494
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,201
until everyone around me
feels inadequate.
495
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,986
Sure. Um --Okay. No. Nope.
496
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,423
No. No, no tiara.
No. No.
Wha--
497
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,207
What are you doing?
Mike, give that back.
498
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,775
I cannot let you marry somebodythat you don't love.
499
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:07,994
First of all, calm down.
500
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,647
Please don't --
You know what?
501
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:10,953
You're right.
It's triggering.
502
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,563
The "calm down"?"Calm down," yes. I'm sorry.
503
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:15,827
Sierra, you have to havethat foundation of love.
504
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,220
I'll tell you exactly why --one day,
505
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,569
you're gonna walk
into your kitchen,
506
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,006
you're gonna noticeevery single drawer's open.
507
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,355
Why? Did someone
ransack it? No!
508
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,226
Someone just doesn't liketo close drawers...I forget.
509
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,011
...or close cupboard doors.I forget.
510
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,100
But I can live with itbecause I love her.
511
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,884
You marry the guy,
you suddenly realize
512
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:29,972
he only brushes his teeth
in the morning.
513
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,843
Doesn't do it at night,
514
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,628
meaning I've tasted every meal
that he's ever eaten.
515
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,673
I don't ring this guy,
I don't murder him
516
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:39,373
because I am wildly and madly
in love with all of him.
517
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,984
I love you. Listen.
I don't really mean it.Yeah, I'm so --I'm so sorry.
518
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,986
Obviously, I love it.
Look. Look, I love it.I'm working on ita couple nights a week.
519
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,075
[ Smooching ]
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
520
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,772
[ Scoffs ]
What am I doing?
521
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:48,904
I don't even know
what I'm doing.
522
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,992
I don't know
what you're doing!
Yes.
523
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,254
I have to get out of this.Yeah.
524
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,430
But how?
Everyone's here.
525
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,910
Like, I don't know how to
face everybody.
526
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,130
Oh, my God, how could you
let me go through this?!
527
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,001
This is crazy!Honey, I am trying.
528
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,134
Oh, my God!Okay, so, listen,
I have a --
529
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,875
What am I gonna do?[ Gasps ] I have an idea.
530
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,835
I have an idea.Oh, is it the same thingI'm thinking of?
531
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,228
I think it's the same thing
he's thinking of.Yep. Yep, yep.
532
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,620
We got you, girl.
Yeah.
533
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:18,455
♪♪
534
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:27,247
♪♪
535
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,466
[ Truck beeping ]Oh, the smell!
536
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,120
Oh, distinct notes.
537
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,165
Let's release.
538
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,515
Alright, hon, coming up!
539
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,691
♪♪
540
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,041
Oh, man.
Ugh.
541
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:42,740
[ Soft music playing ]
542
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,873
Do you --
543
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:45,917
Do you smell something?
544
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,397
[ Sniffs ] Oh, yeah,
545
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,095
that smells likethe worst part of the Hamptons.
546
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,096
Oh.
547
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:53,969
[ Guests murmuring ]
548
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,276
I'm gonna barf.
549
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,060
Ohh! My God,
is that a smell!
550
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,931
Real umami to it.
551
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,324
[ Gags ]
Oh.
552
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,110
[ Guests coughing, murmuring ]
553
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:07,113
[ Humming ]
554
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,768
Rio!
555
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,901
Oh, you saved me from
a really expensive divorce.
556
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:16,948
Thank you so much for diggingthat little muscle relaxer
557
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,342
out of your purse, 'causemy back feels great now.
558
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,996
Oh, yay!
559
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,433
Alright, well, I just got to
the airport, so I gotta run.
560
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,349
I gotta be wheels up before
Daddy realizes I took his jet.
561
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,221
Oh, God, I wish I could relate to your level of wealth.
562
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,657
[ Cellphone beeps ]
563
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:33,704
So, uh, you sure
you're not getting married?
564
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:40,102
♪♪
565
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,495
My mom's gonna be
so proud of me.
566
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:42,322
What?
567
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:45,934
Well, there's
the last of them.
568
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,805
Bye.
569
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:50,330
Hey, everyone, can I just --
For a second, I want --
570
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,201
I just want to say thank you
571
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:55,465
for working so hard to create
this celebration of love.
572
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:58,599
I'm really sorry
that there just, unfortunately,
573
00:17:58,642 --> 00:17:59,513
wasn't any love to celebrate.
574
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,211
Hang on.
575
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,127
If it's lovewe want to celebrate,
576
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,128
I think I got something.
577
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,175
Beau, get over here.
578
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,698
Beau: [ Clears throat ]
579
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,527
What's going on?
580
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,312
You know I don't like to
make a big thing of it...What?
581
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,966
...but I'm gonna do my best to
tell you how I feel, okay?
582
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,185
No.
Let me do it.
583
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,186
No, let's go
somewhere else.
584
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:23,058
I'm annoyed,
and I'm also desperate
585
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,755
to sleep next to
the man that I love
586
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,367
while he sweats through
five sets of sheets.
587
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,759
Your body should not
get that hot.
588
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,371
You're the most messed up man
I've ever met.
589
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:34,939
But I love you more than
anything in the world.
590
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,202
You're my heart.
591
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,380
I want to live with you,
I want to die with you,
592
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,946
and I never want to be
apart again.
593
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,165
Do you hear me?
594
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,385
Yeah, I'll move back in.
595
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,169
Oh, no, I'm not asking you
to move back in.
596
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,649
I already did that.
597
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,303
Beau Bowman...
598
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,174
[ Scattered gasps ]
599
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,133
...will you marry me again?
600
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:56,874
[ Crying ] Yes.
601
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,093
[ Cheers and applause ]
602
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,225
We're having a wedding!
603
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,357
[ Lynyrd Skynyrd's
"Tuesday's Gone" plays ]
604
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,229
♪♪
605
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,231
[ Crying ] Oh, my God!
606
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,319
Oh.
Oh, son.
607
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:09,278
I'm not an orphan anymore!
608
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,193
Do something.
This is embarrassing.I'm so sorry.
609
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:15,589
♪♪
610
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,243
[ Laughs ]
611
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:22,030
♪♪
612
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,859
Now who's gonna give away
this woman?
613
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,121
Jacob Bowman, ma'am.
614
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,253
Mm-hmm.
615
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,342
♪♪
616
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,256
Oh, it's in my face.
617
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,344
Sorry.
It's okay.
618
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,606
I love you.I love you, Mom.
619
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,436
Thank you, son.You be good to her.
620
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,611
[ Clears throat ]Of course.
621
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:40,483
Okay.
Thank you.
622
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,485
Kay: [ Chuckles ]
623
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,880
♪ On down the line
624
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,404
I don't know
if you remember this,
625
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,798
but the first time
I spilled cheese dip on you...
626
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,582
[ Laughs ] What?...you didn't even get mad.
627
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,844
You used it
to dip your chip.
628
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,455
[ Laughs ] It's true.
629
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,326
And that's when I knew
630
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,632
you were the one
I want to sit next to
631
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,373
for every Nebraska game.
632
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,591
Go Big Red!
633
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,898
All: Go Big Red!Red!
634
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,856
You will always be
my Big Kay.
635
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,641
♪ I'm leaving my woman
636
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:11,688
I love you now,
and I will love you forever.
637
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,037
♪ At home
638
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,474
Also, thanks for Jacob.
639
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,258
[ Chuckles ]
640
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:20,349
Kay Bowman,
do you take this man to be --
641
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,524
You knowI damn well do, Connie.
642
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,439
Okay.Get over here, jackass.
643
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:27,138
[ Cheers and applause ]
644
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:34,407
♪ My woman's gone
with the wind ♪
645
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,714
♪♪
646
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:44,895
♪ Well [ Cheers and applause ]
647
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,462
♪ You know you make me want to
648
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,159
♪ Shout! ♪ Kick my heels up and
649
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:49,770
♪ Shout! ♪ Throw my hands up and
650
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,075
♪ Shout! ♪ Throw my head back and
651
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,686
♪ Shout! ♪ Come on now
652
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:56,385
♪ Don't forget to say you will ♪ Shout!
653
00:20:56,429 --> 00:21:00,302
♪ Don't forget to say
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
654
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,173
♪ Say you will
655
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,914
♪ Say it right now, baby
656
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,394
♪ Say you will
657
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:06,395
♪ Come on, come on
658
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,354
Gator dance!
659
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,573
[ Cheers and applause ]
660
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,358
♪ Say you will
661
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,576
♪ Come on now
662
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,448
♪ Say that you love me ♪ Say
663
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:16,927
♪ Say that you need me ♪ Say
664
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:19,190
♪ Say that you want me ♪ Say
665
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,540
♪ You wanna please me ♪ Say
666
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,455
♪ Come on now ♪ Say
667
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:23,586
♪ Come on now ♪ Say
668
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:24,413
♪ Say
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