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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,089 --> 00:00:04,221 No, honey. Mm-hmm. Mm? 2 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:05,483 Sweetie. Yeah? 3 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:07,050 It's just, the --the glue is not supposed to 4 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:08,747 be visible,because for Sierra's wedding, 5 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:10,445 we want to have these beautiful bead balls, not glue balls. 6 00:00:10,488 --> 00:00:12,099 You know what I mean?Hmm. Mm. 7 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,839 You're glu--Do -- Do you think you might be getting to 8 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:15,319 the danger zone because of the stress of the wedding? 9 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:16,190 What are you talking about,danger zone? 10 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:17,887 You know -- You know, the danger zone 11 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,715 where you -- you bite your nailsuncontrollably... Oh. 12 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,630 ...until we have to use the therapy mittens, 13 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:23,893 then you end up in the bathtub with a raw turkey, 14 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:26,069 crying about hosting Friendsgiving? 15 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,636 Did people have a bad timeat that Friendsgiving? 16 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:29,116 Do I need to calland, like, apologize?Oh, no. 17 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:30,291 No, no, no, everyone loved it. 18 00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:32,336 And I bet Mike just left you alone, too, huh? 19 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:33,859 I would've scooped you up, 20 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:35,557 tucked you into bed, and just watched you sleep. 21 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,298 Okay. 22 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:38,908 Uh, b-by the way, Jacob, when are you going home? 23 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,953 When are your parents back...When areyour parents coming? 24 00:00:40,997 --> 00:00:41,867 ...from the cruise?Y-Yeah, I have not heard from them. 25 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:42,955 Tomorrow. 26 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:44,218 Oh. No--You knew that. 27 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:46,133 'Cause that's when I get my goodbye hug from Rio. 28 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:48,309 [ Laughs ]Okay. Or we could just do a high-five. 29 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:49,527 Or a hug.Or, like, a... [Clicks tongue] Yeah. 30 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:51,225 [ Laughs ] No.You better give me my hug. 31 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:53,140 [ Laughs nervously ] Put it down. 32 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,576 Less flirting, more beading. 33 00:00:54,619 --> 00:00:56,708 Look who I found!Hello, everyone. 34 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,101 Hey!Oh. 35 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,321 Pop Pop and Daddy, you're here! 36 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:01,670 Hey! Rio! 37 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:03,933 Oh. Sorry you had to twist my arm so hard 38 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:05,500 to get me to this wedding. 39 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:07,197 We're just happyyou're here.Whoa, whoa, whoa, who is this tall, 40 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:09,808 lanky, luscious drink of well water? 41 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:14,204 Oh [Chuckles] this is Rudy.He is our very lovely squatter. 42 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:16,815 And, uh, Jacobis another squatter of ours. 43 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:18,904 And these are Sierra's parents. 44 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:19,731 All of them? Yes. 45 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:20,819 Nonsense. 46 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:23,170 Well, Daddyis Sierra's father. 47 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:24,606 Um -- Yeah.This is Pop Pop, my other father. 48 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:26,390 Yeah.They're no longer exclusive. 49 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:28,914 Yeah, and so there's Pablo,who's Pop Pop's boyfriend, 50 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:30,394 and Kristal,who's Sierra's surrogate. 51 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,135 Hi, I'm Jacob. 52 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:33,310 I thought Anise was the surrogate. 53 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:34,833 Well, I -- Pop Pop:Anise was our egg donor. 54 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:36,357 So --But she couldn't carry Sierra 55 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,619 because her cervix wouldn't stay closed. 56 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:39,360 I did a lot of doubles' figure skating. 57 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:40,274 Sweet God in heaven. 58 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:41,405 Follow me. Welcome. 59 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:42,319 I will escort you to your quarters. 60 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:44,278 No, no, no. Absolutely. 61 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:45,279 Yes, good to see you. Good to see you.But if you need anything, 62 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,281 help yourselves, get comfortable. 63 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:50,066 Oh, wow, okay. Fi-- Five more people. 64 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,764 That means just another centerpiece, which is fine. 65 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:55,593 I think this many people might be a fire hazard.But... 66 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,204 You know, and the house already was, 67 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:58,727 on its own, kind of a fire hazard. 68 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,946 I'm just gonna let this roll off my back. 69 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,948 I'm not stressed about it. 70 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:04,602 Sierra: [ Laughs loudly ]Oh, my God. 71 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:06,648 Daddy got the rest of his extended family to come. 72 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,171 And they'll be here later today! 73 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,346 It's only 70 people. 74 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:11,305 I mean, maybe it's more. I don't know. 75 00:02:11,348 --> 00:02:13,307 It's hard to get a firm head count from a polyamorous. 76 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:14,743 [ Gasps ] Whoo-hoo-hoo! 77 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:16,397 Best day ever! 78 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,181 I'm disappointed, in a way. 79 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:20,314 I thought she was gonna say 100... 80 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:21,532 Jacob: Oh. Mm....nice, round number. 81 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:22,881 Miss Rio? 82 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,622 What?What's a cervix? 83 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:26,363 I don't want to get into it right now, Jacob.Okay. 84 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:31,238 ♪♪ 85 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:34,241 --Captions by VITAC-- 86 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:36,373 ♪♪ 87 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,070 [ Yawns ] 88 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:39,811 Honey. Honey, honey, honey, honey. 89 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:41,987 Hey, hey, hey. Morning.Sweetheart, you're in the exact same spot 90 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:43,380 you were last night when I said goodnight. 91 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:45,339 I'm a little worried about you.Oh, I'm good. 92 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,428 I'm good. Have you been moving your body? 93 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:48,559 You know, your nails are pretty torn up. 94 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:49,647 Let's get you in these gloves.No, no, no, I just -- 95 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,214 I -- They're pretty low.Let's -- 96 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,476 There's nothing to biteanymore. 97 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,869 Let's put the mittens on, just to be safe. 98 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:55,914 But I have an efficiency thingthat I need to do. 99 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:58,090 Yeah, I understand.And if these guysget in the way of that -- 100 00:02:58,134 --> 00:02:59,701 But you didn't get any sleep last night....these on, how can I -- 101 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:02,486 What?And -- And I don't think you've had any solid food 102 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,488 other than maybe your fingernails and some bead glue. 103 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:05,707 [ Yawning ] I'm good. And I'm just a little nervous 104 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:07,099 that you're gonna have a mental breakdown 105 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:08,449 in the middle of Sierra's ceremony.I'm good. 106 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:10,015 And I know you don't want to steal her thunder, okay? 107 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:11,713 No, I-I just -- I gotta --I gotta do 43 -- 108 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:12,844 You're not listening to me. 109 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,455 Okay.43 beads a minute, 110 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:16,587 get all the Baltic amber in. 111 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,459 See, I just want to make sure that my efficiency 112 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:19,460 is at tip-top, tippy top -- 113 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:21,462 Where's the Baltic amber?Do you see a little guy? 114 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:22,811 A little Baltic amber guy? 115 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:24,291 Amber? Do you have it? 116 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:25,466 Where's the Baltic amber?Is it this? 117 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:26,728 Is that what you're talking about, hon? This? 118 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,643 What is it? Where?This. Right here, babe. 119 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:31,123 Right here. Is that it?Did you put that there? 120 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:33,648 Okay, I gotta call this, alright?What are you calling? 121 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:35,389 You gotta calm down on this whole project. 122 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:38,174 Calm d--You just -- You gotta back off and calm down. 123 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,394 I'm sorry, what did you say? 124 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:41,699 What did you just say to me?Did y-- 125 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:43,266 I said c-c-c-calm down.Calm down? 126 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,528 Yeah, before you explode! 127 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,487 What am I, like, a golden retriever? 128 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,445 You're gonna tell me,"Oh, ca-- calm down"? 129 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:49,707 W-What -- No, no, no, you're overreacting. 130 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:52,406 All I said was "calm down."I'm overreacting?! 131 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:55,713 Nobody in the worldwants to be told to calm down. 132 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,280 Mm-hmm.It's like telling someone, 133 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,455 "You know what? You're stupid. 134 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:00,936 You're stupid forfeeling the way you feel." 135 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,895 Okay, well, I don't think you need to bring everyone into this. 136 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:04,940 It's an everyone thing.I think it might just be specific to you... 137 00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:05,897 No, it's --...which is totally -- 138 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,116 You know what? You know what? 139 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:08,160 Alright, forget that. Sorry I said that. 140 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:09,640 It's okay.Listen, I love you. 141 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:10,989 I'm just saying --I love you. 142 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,687 I love you, too.I just -- I just want to help. 143 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:13,949 Can I hel-- Can I sit down 144 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,907 and do some beads with you?[ Exhales deeply ] 145 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:16,865 Would that --I-I wish I could trust youto do that, 146 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:18,562 but I just can't. 147 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:19,302 I can't. You don't think I'm up for it. 148 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:20,390 Alright. 149 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:21,913 But you could go to town, love, 150 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,959 um, and maybe get some supplies. [ Sighs ] 151 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:26,570 Make sure that people aren'tprematurely fertilizing. 152 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:29,921 Prematurely fertilizing? That feels a little personal. 153 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:32,924 Uh, maybe I'll -- I'll buy them a drink before I ask that. 154 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:35,231 Can you believe how much stuff these New Yorkers travel with?[ Camera shutter clicking ] 155 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,972 It's like they have a change of clothes for every day of the week. 156 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,669 What a life they must live. 157 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:40,323 Hey, uh... 158 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,586 We -- We -- We see that you guysare -- are working the farm. 159 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,327 Could we help you? 160 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:45,676 Oh, no,we're just collecting eggs. 161 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,678 So fun. Um... 162 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:48,897 Do I need gloves? 163 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,377 I don't know.Are your hands cold? 164 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:52,988 Those eggs are dirty.No, no, no,these eggs are really clean. 165 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:54,555 I'd put onein my mouth to show you, 166 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,339 but, I, you know,I might choke on it, so... 167 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:57,601 Go ahead. 168 00:04:57,645 --> 00:04:58,689 [ Gasping ] Oh! 169 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,343 Don't mind me. 170 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,127 [ Chuckles ] I think she likes me. 171 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:03,694 It's her biological imperative. 172 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,261 It has nothing to do with who she likes. 173 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,567 Could I get a picture with you? 174 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,220 Why? What have I done? 175 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:12,224 I just want to commemorate mytime farming with a real farmer. 176 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:13,704 Be nice to them, Mr. Rudy. 177 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:15,532 I saw "Rent" --their lives are very hard. 178 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:17,142 Let's make the farm fun for them. 179 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:18,143 You want me to take it? 180 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:19,406 Please, please, please.Okay. 181 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:21,190 Okay. You go -- You go over here. 182 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:22,757 Everybody say "corn!" 183 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,236 Corn!Corn! 184 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,499 [ Camera shutter clicks ]Corn. 185 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,717 Great. 186 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,284 I want to --I want to thank you. 187 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,546 Sure.For the farming experience. 188 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:31,505 Oh, we just call it farming, but... Farming. 189 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:33,028 Thank you.Call it whatever you want to call it. 190 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:35,596 [ Indistinct conversation ] 191 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,467 That was humiliating. 192 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:38,729 Goes against everything I stand for. 193 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:39,817 [ Camera shutter clicking ]Holy crap. 194 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:41,166 They just gave us a 20! Ooh! Mm. 195 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,429 [ Sniffs ]Pop Pop: Looks good. 196 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:45,388 Is this what embezzlement is?[ Camera shutter clicking ] 197 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,521 You cowpokes wanna go poke some cows? 198 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:49,305 Anise: What?[ Hillbilly voice ]They really don't like it. 199 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,872 Not one bit.[ Chuckling ] Yeah. 200 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:52,264 Well, first,you gotta get a better hat. 201 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:53,440 You want to try it on? So authentic. 202 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:54,658 -Look at you! -Take a picture of that. 203 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:56,399 Yee, doggie! 204 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:57,792 [ Laughter ] 205 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:59,663 Beau: You look even betteron dry land. 206 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:02,057 Kay: You're not so bad yourself, mister. 207 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,493 [ Both laugh ] 208 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:04,538 [ Gearshift clicks ] 209 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,453 [ Sighs ] 210 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:07,541 Well. Hmm? 211 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:08,890 We're back. 212 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:09,891 Yeah. 213 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:10,979 Dang it. 214 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,110 But what a cruise. 215 00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:13,416 How 'bout it? [ Laughs ] 216 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,549 Can you believe we ate shark? I know. 217 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:17,115 It was delicious.It was good. 218 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:17,855 Endangered. Yeah. 219 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,988 That albino dolphin. 220 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,424 At first,I was really creeped out, 221 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,034 but then I, like -- I felt... Yeah. 222 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:25,428 ...drawn to him,like he could read my mind?Mm-hmm. 223 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,430 With those red eyes,I was like, "What's going on?" 224 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,345 Thank you for punching it in the face 225 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,781 when it started humping my leg. 226 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:32,566 [ Seatbelt clicks ] 227 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:33,697 Who are all these people? 228 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,569 Hmm? 229 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:36,874 It's like they walked out ofyour lady magazine or something. 230 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:39,529 Hey, go grab your stuff and let's get going. 231 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:40,617 Oh? Where are we going? 232 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:42,314 Well, we're going back to the house, jackass. 233 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,273 Oh, is that right...jackass?[ Chuckles ] 234 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:45,666 You want me tomove back in, do ya? 235 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,668 In what world would you not be moving back in? 236 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:49,147 In the world we lived in,we've never talked about it. 237 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,803 Look, if you don't want tocome home, then don't come home. 238 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:53,891 I'm not saying that. 239 00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:55,632 I just -- I thought maybe we'd have 240 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,895 a little, you know, more romance. Oh, my God. 241 00:06:57,939 --> 00:06:59,593 Do you need me to get down on my knees and beg you, 242 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:02,552 so you can throw fish at my faceand pet my nose? 243 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:05,120 Are you jealous of the dolphin?!How dare you! 244 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:07,688 I've never been jealous of a dolphin in my entire life! 245 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:08,950 Those creatures are dumb! 246 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:11,256 Oh, hit me on the nose, do I go away? 247 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:12,562 No, I come at ya! 248 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:13,911 Come at ya stronger! 249 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:15,739 [ Engine revs ] 250 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:19,351 ♪♪ 251 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,484 [ Horns honking ] 252 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:25,619 ♪♪ 253 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,577 What in the hell? 254 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,492 Traffic jam? 255 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,407 Clara: Not gonna die today. You're not gonna -- 256 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,495 [ Object clatters ]Oh. 257 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:34,628 You dropped -- Oh. Oh.[ Clatter ] 258 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:36,760 You're not gonna die today, Clara. 259 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:38,545 You're not gonna die today.Here you go. Thanks. 260 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:40,503 You're not gonna die today. 261 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:43,941 You're not gonna die. [ Gasps ] Not gonna die today. 262 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,334 [ Breathing heavily ] 263 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,075 I'm gonna die today. 264 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:48,511 [ Horns honking ]Man: What is this? Are you kidding me?! 265 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:49,860 Clara: The whole town's like this. 266 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:52,428 I've served dozens of people today. 267 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,560 Dozens! 268 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:54,517 Deb: And I saw a woman litter. 269 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,563 She just threw it right on the ground. 270 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,869 Who doesn't look around to see if someone's watching first? 271 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:01,437 Guys, I think that we're -- we're maybe overreacting. 272 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,525 These are really --Overreacting? 273 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:05,223 Mike, there's gum on the bottom of everything! 274 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:06,573 That's nasty! 275 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:09,619 I, for one, don't mind the out-of-towners. 276 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:13,014 This wedding means one thing for me -- booty! 277 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:15,103 [ Laughter ]Mm-hmm. Hey, that's my son. I hope you get some. 278 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,931 Oh, I will. I'll get it. 279 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,585 And I'll respect it. 280 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,369 And then I'll send it on its way. 281 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:22,545 I think we allwant Brandon to get some booty, 282 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:23,546 but it comes at a cost. 283 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,417 I can't even spread my beautiful manure 284 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,811 like a civilized man.Me either. 285 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:28,943 I wish I could fertilize right now, 286 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,684 but you asked us not to. 287 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:33,687 Guys, seriously, you just --you have to delay two days. 288 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,690 It's -- It's not likethe manure's gonna expire.Deb: Come on, Mike. 289 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:39,431 You said it was gonna be a small, intimate wedding, 290 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:41,738 not Times Square railroad station. 291 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,566 This will be over in a few days. 292 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,002 I think everyonejust needs to calm down. 293 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:45,568 -[ Gasps ] -Ooh. 294 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,135 Uh -- [ Scoffs ] 295 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,267 What did you just say? 296 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,574 I just said calm down. 297 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:52,401 Ooh.I don't think this is 298 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:54,708 anythingto get overwhelmed by. 299 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:57,711 You know, just stay calm. You guys got this. 300 00:08:57,754 --> 00:09:00,496 Yeah?Constance: [ Scoffs ] 301 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,976 [ Doorbell jingles ]Did he just tell us to calm down? 302 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:05,588 Can I just say that is nothow you get the booty.Deb: No. 303 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,634 Rio: Sierra, your groom is here! 304 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:10,854 Hi! Lars, you are the groom! Welcome. It's rea-- 305 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:13,727 Yeah, well,I don't care about that.Okay. You're -- 306 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:16,294 I don't -- Do not jerk me around. Okay. 307 00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:17,252 [ Door closes ]If you're not ready to monetize it, 308 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,645 do not jerk me around. 309 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,647 You're on the phone.You're being rude tosomeone else, not me. 310 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:23,258 Well, I'm gonna hang up, and you need to handle it. 311 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,302 I'm keeping somebody waiting. Oh. 312 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:25,303 I'm sorry. It's fine. 313 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:26,217 [ Click, beep ] 314 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,611 Hi! Nobody gives a damn. 315 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:31,222 Oh. [ Chuckles ]Not me, not Phil, not Monica -- nobody. 316 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,224 Well, Sierra's upstairs, uh, waxing -- 317 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:34,399 You should've seen Main Street. 318 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:35,792 Oh. Yeah.The locals are not happy 319 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:36,880 about these wedding guests. I know. I feel terrible. 320 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:38,839 [ Truck beeping ]I-I said, uh, "Calm down." 321 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,188 You didn't say "Calm down."But -- I said "calm down," 322 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:41,406 but they took it well.Mike -- [ Coughs ] 323 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,799 What is that?What is -- [ Coughs ] 324 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:43,626 Is it -- Is this you? 325 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,454 It's definitely not me. 326 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:46,890 That is terrible. It smells like crap. 327 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,675 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 328 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,676 What? Oh! 329 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:50,894 Please tell me that's not 330 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:51,852 a bunch of trucks of manure 331 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,810 in front of our house hours before the wedding 332 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,507 because of what you said!Ohh! Mm! 333 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,771 I'll handle it.This is happening. There's poop everywhere. 334 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,250 Honey, don't let itstress you out, okay?I am! 335 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:00,904 What, what, what?[ Gasps ] Oh, God! 336 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,036 Is this your hip?I pinged. No. It's my -- 337 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,733 You peed? No, pingy. 338 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,343 It's pingy in my back.Oh, you pinged your --your back? 339 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,215 Can I --You know, it smells worse when you're down here. 340 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,129 It smells like -- You know what it smells like? 341 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,739 Huh? Like hot diapers. 342 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:10,697 Yeah. You're right.That's what it smells like. 343 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,089 It does smell like hot diapers. Phew. 344 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,134 Our farm smells like hot diapers!I know! I'm going. 345 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,661 [ Flies buzzing ]Hello? I know you're out here. 346 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:19,923 [ Truck doors open, close ]I can smell what you've done, 347 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,708 so just come out and let's get this over with. 348 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,884 So, why are you so angry with us, Mike? 349 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:26,364 You know what? Maybe youshould calm down! 350 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,539 Deb: Yeah, just relax... 351 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:28,932 Ohh....and take some deep breaths. 352 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,456 Enjoy the ass potpourri. 353 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,763 [ Sniffs deeply ] Ah. 354 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:34,764 Oh, how are you doing that? 355 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,070 You build up a tolerance. 356 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:39,726 Look, everybody, I am sorry if whatever I said upset you. 357 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:43,817 I did not realize that "calm down" was a universal pet peeve. 358 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,340 I'm sorry that everyone's so sensitive. 359 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:48,604 So let me get this. So, you're not sorry for what you did, 360 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,780 you're sorry about our reaction. 361 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,303 How was I to know that "calm down" 362 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,870 is the one phrase in the English language 363 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,698 that means the opposite of what it says? 364 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,092 How do you get someone to actually calm down? 365 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,790 I don't know. What if someone's having a panic attack? 366 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,357 What are you supposed to say, "Panic more"? 367 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,924 Who's ready to release their load? 368 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:04,925 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -No, no, no, no, no, no! 369 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,404 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 370 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,971 Please wait. 371 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,059 Mike: [ Inhales sharply ] Uh... 372 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,931 Hey, hon. Uh... Rio: Hey! 373 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,062 You knowwhat's actually good 374 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,847 about havingexcruciating back pain 375 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,718 is that I can't actually getmy fingers quite up to my mouth 376 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,720 in order to bite them all off. [ Laughs ] 377 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:18,939 But did you handle it? 378 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,767 'Cause I feel like I'm stillsmelling a little poop. 379 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:21,855 [ Indistinct shouting ]It is -- is -- Yeah.What is happening? 380 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,552 -I can't believe it. -Yeah, he's the -- 381 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:24,901 Um... 382 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,076 And he'stelling me --...what he'stelling us out there. 383 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,774 ...that I'm supposed tocalm down? 384 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:28,949 -Yes! -Okay. 385 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,167 [ Overlapping shouting ] 386 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,126 Okay, guys, can I --Hold on, hold on. 387 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:36,565 I am truly sorryif Mike offended anyone here. 388 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,219 He really is super sensitive. 389 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,742 Liter-- I mean, you helpeda whole fraternity 390 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,526 come out of the closet. 391 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,572 It was a smaller fraternity, only 15, 20 guys. 392 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,574 Listen, I just want to remind everybody, though, 393 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:48,316 that what I said was -- was "Calm down," 394 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,012 and those two words are not --My love. 395 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,144 [ Shouting continues ] 396 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,841 You ju-- You justbotched it. They -- 397 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,670 Alright, Alright.I understand, like, I get it. 398 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,151 These New Yorkers probablyare rubbing you the wrong way. 399 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,327 One of them drop-kicked my cat. 400 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,328 -What?! -What?! -What?! 401 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,852 One of them drop-kicked my cat. 402 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,811 Clara, that is -- 403 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,638 Actually, that didn't happen, and I apologize for lying. 404 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,249 But I just want to say that there is a line, 405 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,250 and they are close to crossing it.Okay. 406 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:10,991 That would've crossed it.That would -- 407 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,122 That would've crossed it.That would have, 408 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,602 but let's notget angry about that, 409 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,256 because obviously it didn't happen. 410 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,648 Clara, it is a hassle 411 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:19,477 to have all of these new peopledescend upon our town, 412 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:22,002 but remember, it's for a wedding. 413 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,699 How many times in your life 414 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,137 do you get to stopand just celebrate love? 415 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:30,010 Can you justfind it in your hearts 416 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:33,056 to just make this one dayspecial for my best friend? 417 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,797 She has found the man 418 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,800 that she wants to spendthe rest of her life with. 419 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:38,932 Sierra: [ Crying in distance ] 420 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,150 Okay. Maybe. 421 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,152 Sierra? 422 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:43,937 Honey,are you in the bathroom? 423 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,721 Are you crying? Yes. 424 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,940 She's upset.Sorry, bride's upset.Well, she's upset. 425 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,246 Okay, thanks, guys. Thanks for the meeting. 426 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,639 Ah, not that -- Lean more.More support.And, uh, let's get you to the -- Okay. 427 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:51,640 [ Groans ] 428 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:52,859 [ Sniffles, cries ] 429 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,513 I'm coming. Nnnngh! Ow. 430 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:56,819 Go slow. Go slow.Yep, yep, yep, yep. 431 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,082 Hey, hey, hey. What's going on? 432 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,736 I don't love Lars! 433 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,955 You s-- What? 434 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,914 Whoo! That feels so much better to say out loud. 435 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,047 That takesa lot of courage to -- 436 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,831 It do-- Yes.Yeah, and you can't marry... 437 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,877 Yes....someone that you'renot in love with. 438 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,835 I'm still gonna marry him, obviously. 439 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,969 I don't understand. What now? 440 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,971 Women greater than me have married men they don't love. 441 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:18,841 Oh. 442 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,669 Let's do this. 443 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:23,237 [ Sniffles, sighs ]Um, hey. Sier--Just Sierr-- 444 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,542 Ow. Sierra. Buddy. 445 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,765 It's really nice of youto help, Mom. 446 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,853 Oh, please, I just don't wantthem trampling over to our farm. 447 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:31,985 Right this way. 448 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,987 That's a beautiful dress. 449 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,032 Lots of cleavage.Yes. 450 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:36,816 Very featured.Mm-hmm. 451 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:42,996 He sees me see him. I know it. Oh, yeah. 452 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,867 Dad could always pick you out of a crowd. 453 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,087 Except when you got your makeup done by that professional. 454 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,523 You're just not made for a cat eye. 455 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,047 Hey, that wasn't for you.That was for your father. 456 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,353 I just don't understand him. 457 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,572 Why does this have to besuch a big production? 458 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:55,878 Why can't he just move home? 459 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,272 Mom, sometimes, to get what you want, 460 00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,273 you just have to do a little dance. 461 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,578 I know it's not your style, 462 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,233 but it's what Dad needs right now. 463 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,583 Like when Rudy was just posing for photos, 464 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,542 we were lucky to get 20 bucks. Mm-hmm. 465 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,587 But you give him a dirt mustacheand tell people 466 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,676 that he was found in a basket in a corn field 467 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,809 when he was a baby, bam [Claps hands] three grand. 468 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,376 Three grand?! 469 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,030 For the love of all things good... No. 470 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,162 I cannot let you --It's crazy. 471 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,381 We're not gonna allow it. This is -- 472 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,122 You can't marrysomeone you don't love... 473 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,036 Listen to two people....because you'retoo embarrassed 474 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,689 to call off the wedding. 475 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:25,908 Guys, it's fine.It's not. 476 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,475 Maybe we even last a year, okay? 477 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:30,043 And look, you guys went through all that trouble 478 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,914 getting everything ready and making the day perfect for me.Oh, do-- 479 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,089 Don't feel pressured, woman.Yeah, yeah. 480 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,612 That's --Do not feel pressured 481 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:35,962 because I threw my back out 482 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,311 and my nails are gnawed to the blood. 483 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,965 That'll be all healed upin a week. That's fine. 484 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,705 We won't evenremember those things. 485 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:41,968 Yeah, you don't get married for those reasons. 486 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:45,014 It's kind of you to say, but this wedding is happening. 487 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,320 You got to stop her.Physically stop her.I -- 488 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,625 Take the dress off heror something. Hey. 489 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:48,931 I can't do anything because of this.Ooh! 490 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:49,932 Oh, I think we have a winner here.I'm freaking -- 491 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,281 This could work.No. 492 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,936 You cannot m-- Oh, wow, that does look good. 493 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,156 It doesn't' scream "wealth," but it relentlessly whispers it 494 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,201 until everyone around me feels inadequate. 495 00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,986 Sure. Um --Okay. No. Nope. 496 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,423 No. No, no tiara. No. No. Wha-- 497 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,207 What are you doing? Mike, give that back. 498 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,775 I cannot let you marry somebodythat you don't love. 499 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:07,994 First of all, calm down. 500 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,647 Please don't -- You know what? 501 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:10,953 You're right. It's triggering. 502 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,563 The "calm down"?"Calm down," yes. I'm sorry. 503 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:15,827 Sierra, you have to havethat foundation of love. 504 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,220 I'll tell you exactly why --one day, 505 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,569 you're gonna walk into your kitchen, 506 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,006 you're gonna noticeevery single drawer's open. 507 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,355 Why? Did someone ransack it? No! 508 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,226 Someone just doesn't liketo close drawers...I forget. 509 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,011 ...or close cupboard doors.I forget. 510 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,100 But I can live with itbecause I love her. 511 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,884 You marry the guy, you suddenly realize 512 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:29,972 he only brushes his teeth in the morning. 513 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,843 Doesn't do it at night, 514 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,628 meaning I've tasted every meal that he's ever eaten. 515 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,673 I don't ring this guy, I don't murder him 516 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:39,373 because I am wildly and madly in love with all of him. 517 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,984 I love you. Listen. I don't really mean it.Yeah, I'm so --I'm so sorry. 518 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,986 Obviously, I love it. Look. Look, I love it.I'm working on ita couple nights a week. 519 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,075 [ Smooching ] Mmm, mmm, mmm. 520 00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,772 [ Scoffs ] What am I doing? 521 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:48,904 I don't even know what I'm doing. 522 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,992 I don't know what you're doing! Yes. 523 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,254 I have to get out of this.Yeah. 524 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,430 But how? Everyone's here. 525 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,910 Like, I don't know how to face everybody. 526 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,130 Oh, my God, how could you let me go through this?! 527 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,001 This is crazy!Honey, I am trying. 528 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,134 Oh, my God!Okay, so, listen, I have a -- 529 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,875 What am I gonna do?[ Gasps ] I have an idea. 530 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,835 I have an idea.Oh, is it the same thingI'm thinking of? 531 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,228 I think it's the same thing he's thinking of.Yep. Yep, yep. 532 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,620 We got you, girl. Yeah. 533 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:18,455 ♪♪ 534 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:27,247 ♪♪ 535 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,466 [ Truck beeping ]Oh, the smell! 536 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,120 Oh, distinct notes. 537 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,165 Let's release. 538 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,515 Alright, hon, coming up! 539 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,691 ♪♪ 540 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,041 Oh, man. Ugh. 541 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:42,740 [ Soft music playing ] 542 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,873 Do you -- 543 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:45,917 Do you smell something? 544 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,397 [ Sniffs ] Oh, yeah, 545 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,095 that smells likethe worst part of the Hamptons. 546 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,096 Oh. 547 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:53,969 [ Guests murmuring ] 548 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,276 I'm gonna barf. 549 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,060 Ohh! My God, is that a smell! 550 00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,931 Real umami to it. 551 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,324 [ Gags ] Oh. 552 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,110 [ Guests coughing, murmuring ] 553 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:07,113 [ Humming ] 554 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,768 Rio! 555 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,901 Oh, you saved me from a really expensive divorce. 556 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:16,948 Thank you so much for diggingthat little muscle relaxer 557 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,342 out of your purse, 'causemy back feels great now. 558 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,996 Oh, yay! 559 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,433 Alright, well, I just got to the airport, so I gotta run. 560 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,349 I gotta be wheels up before Daddy realizes I took his jet. 561 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,221 Oh, God, I wish I could relate to your level of wealth. 562 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,657 [ Cellphone beeps ] 563 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:33,704 So, uh, you sure you're not getting married? 564 00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:40,102 ♪♪ 565 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,495 My mom's gonna be so proud of me. 566 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:42,322 What? 567 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:45,934 Well, there's the last of them. 568 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,805 Bye. 569 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:50,330 Hey, everyone, can I just -- For a second, I want -- 570 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,201 I just want to say thank you 571 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:55,465 for working so hard to create this celebration of love. 572 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:58,599 I'm really sorry that there just, unfortunately, 573 00:17:58,642 --> 00:17:59,513 wasn't any love to celebrate. 574 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,211 Hang on. 575 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,127 If it's lovewe want to celebrate, 576 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,128 I think I got something. 577 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,175 Beau, get over here. 578 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,698 Beau: [ Clears throat ] 579 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,527 What's going on? 580 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,312 You know I don't like to make a big thing of it...What? 581 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,966 ...but I'm gonna do my best to tell you how I feel, okay? 582 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,185 No. Let me do it. 583 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,186 No, let's go somewhere else. 584 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:23,058 I'm annoyed, and I'm also desperate 585 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,755 to sleep next to the man that I love 586 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,367 while he sweats through five sets of sheets. 587 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,759 Your body should not get that hot. 588 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,371 You're the most messed up man I've ever met. 589 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:34,939 But I love you more than anything in the world. 590 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,202 You're my heart. 591 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,380 I want to live with you, I want to die with you, 592 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,946 and I never want to be apart again. 593 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,165 Do you hear me? 594 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,385 Yeah, I'll move back in. 595 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,169 Oh, no, I'm not asking you to move back in. 596 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,649 I already did that. 597 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,303 Beau Bowman... 598 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,174 [ Scattered gasps ] 599 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,133 ...will you marry me again? 600 00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:56,874 [ Crying ] Yes. 601 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,093 [ Cheers and applause ] 602 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,225 We're having a wedding! 603 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,357 [ Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone" plays ] 604 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,229 ♪♪ 605 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,231 [ Crying ] Oh, my God! 606 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,319 Oh. Oh, son. 607 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:09,278 I'm not an orphan anymore! 608 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,193 Do something. This is embarrassing.I'm so sorry. 609 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:15,589 ♪♪ 610 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,243 [ Laughs ] 611 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:22,030 ♪♪ 612 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,859 Now who's gonna give away this woman? 613 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,121 Jacob Bowman, ma'am. 614 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,253 Mm-hmm. 615 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,342 ♪♪ 616 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,256 Oh, it's in my face. 617 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,344 Sorry. It's okay. 618 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,606 I love you.I love you, Mom. 619 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,436 Thank you, son.You be good to her. 620 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,611 [ Clears throat ]Of course. 621 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:40,483 Okay. Thank you. 622 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,485 Kay: [ Chuckles ] 623 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,880 ♪ On down the line 624 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,404 I don't know if you remember this, 625 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,798 but the first time I spilled cheese dip on you... 626 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,582 [ Laughs ] What?...you didn't even get mad. 627 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,844 You used it to dip your chip. 628 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,455 [ Laughs ] It's true. 629 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,326 And that's when I knew 630 00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,632 you were the one I want to sit next to 631 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,373 for every Nebraska game. 632 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,591 Go Big Red! 633 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,898 All: Go Big Red!Red! 634 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,856 You will always be my Big Kay. 635 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,641 ♪ I'm leaving my woman 636 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:11,688 I love you now, and I will love you forever. 637 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,037 ♪ At home 638 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,474 Also, thanks for Jacob. 639 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,258 [ Chuckles ] 640 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:20,349 Kay Bowman, do you take this man to be -- 641 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,524 You knowI damn well do, Connie. 642 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,439 Okay.Get over here, jackass. 643 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:27,138 [ Cheers and applause ] 644 00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:34,407 ♪ My woman's gone with the wind ♪ 645 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,714 ♪♪ 646 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:44,895 ♪ Well [ Cheers and applause ] 647 00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,462 ♪ You know you make me want to 648 00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,159 ♪ Shout! ♪ Kick my heels up and 649 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:49,770 ♪ Shout! ♪ Throw my hands up and 650 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,075 ♪ Shout! ♪ Throw my head back and 651 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,686 ♪ Shout! ♪ Come on now 652 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:56,385 ♪ Don't forget to say you will ♪ Shout! 653 00:20:56,429 --> 00:21:00,302 ♪ Don't forget to say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 654 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,173 ♪ Say you will 655 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,914 ♪ Say it right now, baby 656 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,394 ♪ Say you will 657 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:06,395 ♪ Come on, come on 658 00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,354 Gator dance! 659 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,573 [ Cheers and applause ] 660 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,358 ♪ Say you will 661 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,576 ♪ Come on now 662 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,448 ♪ Say that you love me ♪ Say 663 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:16,927 ♪ Say that you need me ♪ Say 664 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:19,190 ♪ Say that you want me ♪ Say 665 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,540 ♪ You wanna please me ♪ Say 666 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,455 ♪ Come on now ♪ Say 667 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:23,586 ♪ Come on now ♪ Say 668 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:24,413 ♪ Say 47009

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