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[LAUGHS]
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[EXHALES]
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EH, I'M OUT OF HERE.
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♪
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ONE!
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SHAKA-LAKA.
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TWO!
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SHAKA-LAKA.
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3!
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SHAKA-LAKA.
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2...
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[SOBBING]
98!
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299...
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300!
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WHOO!
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ALL THAT NERD LIFTING'S
GOT ME TIRED.
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BETTER SAVE MY STRENGTH FOR
FOOTBALL TRYOUTS TOMORROW.
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IRWIN, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
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LEGS?
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IT FEELS LIKE MY UNDERPANTS ARE
PULLED THROUGH MY BODY!
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OH, BILLY.
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YES, IRWIN?
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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
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I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING
TREATED LIKE THIS, AND BESIDES,
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF UNSTRETCHED
DRAWERS, YO.
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OOH! OOH!
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IRWIN, LOOK!
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GO ENDSVILLE FOOTBALL JOIN.
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THE TEAM NOW?
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THAT'S IT, IRWIN,
I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO!
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WE'LL HANG FLYERS!
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NOBODY BEATS UP THE FLYER
HANGING GUY.
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AAH!
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OK, SO, I WAS THINKING,
WHAT IF WE WERE
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FOOTBALL PLAYERS?
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WE'D BE SO COOL THAT WE'D NEVER
GET BEATEN UP AGAIN.
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OH! OH!
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BETTER YET!
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WE COULD BE FOOTBALL PLAYERS!
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WE'D BE SO COOL THAT WE'D NEVER
GET BEATEN UP AGAIN!
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YEAH!
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WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
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AHHHH!
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SSSSS!
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PREPARE FOR PAIN, NERDS.
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I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS NOT
TO GET BEAT UP BY BULLIES.
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THAT'S RIGHT!
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
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MY PLAN TAKES EFFECT ONLY
AFTER WE MAKE THE TEAM.
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IRWIN, LOOK!
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I GOT THE BALL.
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NOW WHAT?
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HE HAS THE BALL.
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GET HIM!
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UH-OH!
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[GRUNTING]
WHERE'D THE BALL GO?
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THE OTHER TWERP'S GOT IT!
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NERDALIZE HIM!
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AAH!
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I DON'T WANT THE BALL.
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TAKE IT! UHH!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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[PANTING]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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YOU!
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I'M SORRY.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, YO.
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I JUST GOT HERE AND MY DOCTOR
SAYS I'M ALLERGIC TO SPORTS,
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AND THEN...
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
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OH, MY GOSH!
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I'M SORRY! AAH!
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SORRY?
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YOU BETTER BE SORRY, FOR NOT
TELLING ME ABOUT THAT AMAZING
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ARM OF YOURS!
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WIGGITY WHAT?
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YOU HEARD ME!
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AN ARM LIKE THAT WILL TAKE US TO
THE PEE-WEE LEAGUE STATE
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CHAMPIONSHIPS!
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FOR REALS?
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FOR REALS!
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SON, I WANT YOU TO BE
OUR NEW QUARTERBACK!
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OOH! WHAT ABOUT ME, COACH?
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YOU?
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YOU CAN HELP TRAIN THE TEAM.
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ALL RIGHT!
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WE'LL FINALLY BE COOL!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS
AND GIRLS, WELCOME TO THE VERY
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FIRST GAME OF THE PEE-WEE
LEAGUE.
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YAY.
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OH, BOY!
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I GET TO TRAIN THE TEAM!
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OOH!
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EEEE! GOOD ONE, SPERG.
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[LAUGHS]
ALL RIGHT. WHO'S NEXT?
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UHH! MY SPLEEN!
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THE VIOLENCE, THE SPECTACLE!
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ALL WRAPPED UP IN AN ORGANIZED
SPORTING EVENT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DRAGGED
ME TO THIS CIRCUS, GRIM.
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OH, NOW LOOK.
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THEY'VE BROUGHT OUT THE CLOWNS.
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ARE YOU READY TO CHEER?
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
READY, OK!
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♪ ENDSVILLE, NEVER
WINS THE GAME!
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EVEN THE PRINCIPAL THINKS WE'RE
LAME, SHOOT THE BASKET FROM THE
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BASE, IT DOESN'T MATTER
CAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS LAST PLACE! ♪
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GOOO, ENDSVILLE, YEAH!
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ALL RIGHT, AS LONG AS I AVOID
HAVING THE BALL, I JUST MIGHT
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SURVIVE THIS GAME.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
NO! UHH!
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THIS KID IS SOMETHING ELSE!
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OOH!
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FIRST DOWN!
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UM, B-B-BLUE 5?
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HUT, HUT, ONE, HUT, HUT, TWO,
RED HOT JABBA THE HUTT?
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JUST HIKE THE BALL!
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HIKE!
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NOW PASS THE BALL!
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GO LONG!
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FARTHER!
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DEEP! DEEP!
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YEESH!
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I'M OK!
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PASS IT TO SOME OTHER GUY.
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NOW YOU RUN!
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FASTER!
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TOUCHDOWN!
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ENDSVILLE SCORES!
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THAT WAS A-MA-ZING!
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YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY COACHED THE
ENDSVILLE UNDERDOGS TO THEIR
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FIRST EVER TOUCHDOWN!
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SCARY GIRL, I WANT YOU TO BE THE
NEW CAPTAIN OF THE CHEERLEADERS!
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THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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I'M THE CAPTAIN!
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AND IF I GO, I'M TAKING
ALL MY GIRLS WITH ME!
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FINE!
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MANDY'S WAY BETTER
THAN YOU ANYWAY!
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LISTEN HERE, MANDY, IF YOU
BECOME CAPTAIN, I SWEAR, I WILL
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NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.
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WELL, I CAN'T PASS UP
THAT OFFER.
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I'LL DO IT!
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OH! RRRR-YOU!
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AAH!
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[MUTTERING]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[MUTTERING]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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MANDY, YOUR UNIQUE
CHEERLEADING STYLE HAS LED US
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TO THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS.
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WELL DONE!
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UH, THANKS, COACH, I GUESS.
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YOU KNOW, I'M SO GLAD WE GOT
RID OF WHAT'S-HER-FACE--CINDY!
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WHAT A LOSER SHE WAS.
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ALWAYS BRINGING US DOWN.
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[SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
[SOBBING]
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WHY WON'T COACH KILGORE
LET ME BE CAPTAIN?
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IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
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♪ HEY THERE, GIRL, DON'T YOU
FROWN, TURN THAT SMILE
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UPSIDE DOWN! ♪
WHAT WAS THAT?
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WHO IS THERE?
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I'M CARRIE ANN, PATRON SAINT
OF CHEERLEADERS!
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♪ I HEARD YOUR WHINY CHATTER,
NOW TELL ME WHAT'S THE MATTER! ♪
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OH, CARRIE ANN, THIS TOTAL
LOSER NAMED MANDY STOLE MY SPOT
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AS CAPTAIN OF THE CHEERLEADERS,
AND NOW SHE GETS TO CHEER AT THE
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STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS.
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NO ONE WILL LOVE ME
IF I'M NOT A CHEERLEADER.
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I NEED ATTENTION!
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MOMMY, WHY WON'T YOU HOLD ME?
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[SOBBING]
♪ RIGHT NOW, MANDY'S IN THE
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TOP PERCENT, BUT WHAT IF SHE HAD
AN ACCIDENT? ♪
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AN ACCIDENT, HUH?
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CARRIE ANN, YOU IS TALKIN'
CRAZY, AND I THINK I LIKES IT.
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[LAUGHTER]
WELCOME TO THE BIG
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GAME, THE PEE-WEE LEAGUE STATE
CHAMPIONSHIPS!
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[CROWD CHEERING]
ALL RIGHT, MANDY, THE OTHER
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TEAM LOOKS TOUGH, BUT AS LONG AS
YOU'RE 100%, I THINK WE CAN WIN
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THIS CHAMPIONSHIP!
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JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY,
COACH, AND LET ME DO MY JOB.
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OK, CARRIE ANN,
I'M IN POSITION.
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NOW WHAT DO I DO?
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♪ I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING, SWITCH BOTTLES
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WITH WHAT MANDY'S DRINKIN'! ♪
WHAT'S THIS?
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I DON'T WANT TO POISON HER.
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OR SHOULD I?
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♪ IT'S NOT POISON, IT'S
CHAMOMILE TEA, ONE SIP WILL MAKE
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HER SUPER SLEEPY! ♪
GO, SLEEP, GO! WHOO!
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BOY, AM I THIRSTY.
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GOOD THING THERE IS THIS
CONVENIENTLY-LOCATED BOTTLE.
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HA! [GULPING]
HEY, BUDDY, CAN WE TAKE A
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SWIG OF THAT?
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[GULPING]
[GULPING]
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AHH.
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GET UP! THIS ISN'T NAP TIME!
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OH, PUT ME IN!
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HMM, LEMME THINK.
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NO WAY!
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[INHALES, BLOWS]
HUH?
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[SNORING]
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WHAT IN TARNATION?
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[GROANING]
I HAVE THE WORST LUCK!
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UHH.
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OK, BILLY, YOU'RE ALL
I GOT LEFT.
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GET IN THERE!
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YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, COACH!
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HOWDY DO, BUCKAROOS.
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LISTEN, PUKES, WE ARE
THE ONLY 3 PLAYERS LEFT
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ON THE TEAM.
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IF YOU HELP ME WIN THIS GAME, I
PROMISE I'LL NEVER BEAT UP YOU
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MISERABLE DWEEBS AGAIN.
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IRWIN, THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED
ALL ALONG!
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I KNOW, YO!
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GIVE ME THAT BALL!
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NO WAIT, BILLY!
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SHOTGUN, SET, HIKE!
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BILLY!
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YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
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TOUCHDOWN!
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IT'S ALL TIED UP, FOLKS.
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THIS IS ANYONE'S GAME.
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MANDY, YOU GOTTA DO
SOMETHING.
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BILLY'S GOING TO LOSE
THIS WHOLE TEAM FOR US.
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WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
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OK, JERKWADS, THE ONLY WAY
YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT THESE GUYS
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IS BY RESORTING TO OLD-SCHOOL,
CARTOONY SHENANIGANS.
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IS IT POSSIBLE TO RUIN
THIS PART?
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NOT FROM A FOOTBALL COACH.
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CARRIE ANN, I'M FREAKING OUT!
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THE GAME'S ALMOST OVER, AND I'M
STILL NOT HEAD CHEERLEADER!
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♪ TO BE RID OF MANDY, THERE'S
ONLY ONE WAY, USE A SUPER PLASMA
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GAMMA RAY! ♪
GO EVIL SCIENCE, YEAH!
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OOH, IT'S PINK AND IT MATCHES
MY PURSE AND I LIKE IT.
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YOU GUYS READY?
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THIS IS OUR LAST PLAY.
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[GULP]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[WHIMPERING]
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[SPITS]
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IRWIN, I'M OPEN!
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OH, I HAVE THE WORST AIM!
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OH, THAT'S THE GAME!
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THAT WAS MEANT FOR ME,
WASN'T IT?
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HELLO?
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YOU TOTALLY STOLE MY RIGHTFUL
SPOT AT CAPTAIN?
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I GOTTA ADMIT, MINDY, I'M
KINDA IMPRESSED THAT YOU WOULD
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GO TO SUCH LENGTHS TO BECOME A
CHEERLEADER AGAIN.
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REALLY?
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I THINK YOU DESERVE YOUR JOB
BACK.
245
00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:39,582
OH, MANDY.
246
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:40,917
GIMME THOSE!
247
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,210
OH, MY SWEET BABIES,
WELCOME BACK TO MOMMA.
248
00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:48,462
OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO START
CHEERING AGAIN AND--HEY,
249
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,632
WAIT A MINUTE.
250
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,668
FOOTBALL SEASON'S OVER!
251
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,750
AAH!
252
00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:54,673
OOH!
253
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,380
WE CAN TRY OUT FOR TENNIS!
254
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:58,078
[SOBBING]
255
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:16,750
[LAUGHING]
256
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,293
OOH!
257
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,625
HEY! HEY! HEY!
258
00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:28,248
MY KITE!
259
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,083
OOH, OOH, OW!
260
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:35,747
STUPID LOUSY DIRTY MASTER STINKY
ROTTEN POOPY CRUDDY TREE!
261
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,963
HEY! NO FAIR!
262
00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:41,082
[WHISTLING]
I JUST LOVE A PICNIC.
263
00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:44,287
WHO DOESN'T LOVE A PICNIC?
264
00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:45,575
MANDY!
265
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:54,127
[SOBBING]
WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
266
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,168
TREES, MANDY.
267
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,540
TREES ARE EVIL.
268
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,785
THEY SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED.
269
00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,625
SO YOU GOT YOUR KITE
STUCK IN A TREE?
270
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:01,958
AN EVIL TREE.
271
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,132
OH, DON'T BE SO STUPID,
STUPID.
272
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,168
JUST THROW SOMETHING UP THERE
AND KNOCK THE KITE
273
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,250
OUT OF THE TREE.
274
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,713
ANYBODY GOT A CHAINSAW?
275
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:11,002
COME ON, THERE'S PLENTY OF
JUNK AROUND HERE WE CAN USE.
276
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,003
READY?
277
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,253
ARE YOU READY, BOY?
278
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,883
GIVE ME THAT BEFORE YOU HURT
YOURSELF.
279
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,248
HEY!
280
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,213
DON'T FRET, PUD'N.
281
00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:19,542
WE'LL BRING IT RIGHT BACK,
BROTHER.
282
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:21,325
THERE'S MY KITE, MANDY.
283
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,577
WAY UP THERE.
284
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:24,577
STAND BACK.
285
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:27,377
YOU GO, GIRL!
286
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,038
[GASP] MY THROWY THINGY!
287
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:37,075
NEVER SAY, "YOU GO, GIRL!"
I WANT MY THROWY THINGY!
288
00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:39,167
MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD LIKE TO
JOIN IT.
289
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,630
AAH!
290
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:41,578
RIGHT!
291
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:42,417
WHAT THE...
292
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,000
NOT ME, YOU DOPE.
293
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:44,963
OOPS.
294
00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:46,042
DON'T WORRY, MANDY.
295
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,875
I'LL GET SOMETHING
TO KNOCK YOU DOWN.
296
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,078
WONDERFUL.
297
00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:52,207
EMERGENCY!
298
00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:54,582
HEY!
299
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:12,212
[DOG BARKING]
[WHISTLING]
300
00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:15,002
[LAUGHS]
301
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,380
GRIM, QUICK!
302
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:27,538
USE YOUR SCYTHE ON IT.
303
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,705
TORCH IT, MAYBE, OR CHOP IT
LIMB FROM LIMB.
304
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:30,462
GO AHEAD, GRIM.
305
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:31,962
KICK SOME TREE BUTT!
306
00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:34,672
ALL RIGHT BILLY, BUT THIS IS
THE LAST TIME I SAVE YOU
307
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,540
FROM A TREE.
308
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,043
I'M AFRAID MY POWERS ARE USELESS
HERE, BILLY.
309
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:45,285
THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH NATURE
IN THAT TREE.
310
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,125
THIS IS A JOB FOR A DRUID.
311
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,748
WHAT THE HECK IS A DRUID?
312
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:51,753
DRUIDS ARE DOWN WITH ALL THAT
NATURE MUMBO-JUMBO.
313
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,333
THEY TALK TO TREES.
314
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:57,207
WELL, I HOPE HE'S
REALLY HAIRY.
315
00:14:57,292 --> 00:15:02,292
I AM BASIL TARRAGON OF THE
HIGH ORDER OF THE WILTED SHRUB.
316
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:07,075
SO, HAVE YOU COME TO LEARN
NATURE'S MYSTERIES?
317
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,247
THE HORRIBLE TREE STOLE MY
KITE, KIDNAPPED MANDY,
318
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,963
AND ATE A WIENER DOG!
319
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,672
THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS, BOY.
320
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,130
TREES ARE OUR FRIENDS.
321
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:23,078
REMEMBER, EVERY PLANT AND ANIMAL
IN NATURE LOVES YOU.
322
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,917
HE'S A DRUID, ALL RIGHT.
323
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,540
THERE IS AN ANCIENT DRUIDIC
RITUAL THAT WILL GET YOUR FRIEND
324
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:33,125
OUT OF THAT TREE, BUT THE RITUAL
IS DIFFICULT AND IT TAKES
325
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,668
3 DRUIDS TO PERFORM.
326
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:39,130
BUT WHEREVER WILL WE GET
TWO MORE DRUIDS, MR. BASIL?
327
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:43,208
I VOLUNTEER YOU, AND YOU.
328
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:48,502
YOU TWO MUST LEARN TO LOVE
NATURE, AND BECOME DRUIDS, OR
329
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:53,543
YOUR FRIEND WILL BE TRAPPED
IN THE TREE FOREVER!
330
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,125
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.
331
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,328
THIS IS WHERE WE WERE BEFORE!
332
00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:58,207
LET'S FACE IT.
333
00:15:58,042 --> 00:15:59,422
WE'RE LOST.
334
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,830
IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THIS
STUPID COMPASS.
335
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,497
IT DOESN'T HAVE UP AND DOWN!
336
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,003
COURSE NOT, DOOFUS!
337
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,333
YOU NEED A THERMOMETER!
338
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:07,997
I'M HUNGRY.
339
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,003
HUH?
340
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,633
YOU'RE DOING A FINE JOB,
BOYS.
341
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:11,828
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
342
00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:13,377
WHOA.
343
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,998
COME ON.
344
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,883
HMM, LOOKS LIKE THE SUN'S
GOING DOWN, AND I'M NOT SLEEPING
345
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,078
IN A FILTHY OLD TREE ALL NIGHT.
346
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:23,997
HERE WE GO.
347
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,673
[RINGS DOORBELL]
[CHATTERING]
348
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,750
YEAH, YEAH, CUT THE CHATTER
AND TAKE A HIKE,
349
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:29,633
YOU LITTLE RODENT.
350
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,168
I'M MOVING IN.
351
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,790
DID I SAY RODENT?
352
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,125
EASY, NOW.
353
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,128
DON'T MAKE ME GO
GREYSTOKE ON YOUR FURRY BUTTS.
354
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,748
[SNARLING]
355
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,540
NICE TIMING, BOYS.
356
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:47,207
[CHATTERING]
HEY, CHECK OUT ALL THE CUTE
357
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,922
LITTLE SQUIRRELS.
358
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:54,170
[SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
TAKE THAT, FURBALL!
359
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,500
EAT THIS, YOU LITTLE
NUTCRACKER!
360
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,383
YOU SQUIRRELS, KEEP IT DOWN
OUT THERE!
361
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:02,458
HUH?
362
00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:04,922
[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
GO ON, BEAT IT,
363
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,380
YOU FURRY FREAKS.
364
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,748
LET'S SEE WHAT THESE SQUIRRELS
GET ON CABLE.
365
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,043
...NUTS ABOUT YOU, BABY.
366
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:15,415
THE FIRST STEP IN LEARNING TO
LOVE NATURE IS LEARNING
367
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,170
TO EAT NATURE.
368
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,920
HARVEST FROM THE GREAT
BOUNTY OF NATURE.
369
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,040
ARE YOU JOKING?
370
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:32,378
AROUND HERE, WE CALL THAT
PRIMORDIAL STEW!
371
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,918
MY FAVORITE'S THE WIGGLY PARTS.
372
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,040
EAT UP, BOY.
373
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,165
[GULPING]
374
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,002
I CAN ALREADY FEEL
375
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,213
NATURE'S BENEFITS.
376
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:48,922
[LAUGHS]
ERK!
377
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,330
MUST BE ALLERGIC TO NATURE.
378
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:55,127
THERE'S NO WAY THAT BLOWHARD
IS GETTING ME TO EAT BUGS AND
379
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,828
SWAMP MUCK, NOT WHEN THERE'S
PORK CHOPS.
380
00:17:57,917 --> 00:18:00,417
[OINKING]
GOTCHA!
381
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,750
AHA!
382
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,043
WHAT'S GOING ON?
383
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,995
AAH!
384
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,923
NOW, THAT'S THE SPIRIT, GRIM!
385
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,080
WASTE NOT, WANT NOT,
I ALWAYS SAY.
386
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:19,207
I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE
HOW TO TALK TO A TREE.
387
00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:22,212
NOW, LISTEN UP, YOU WORM-EATEN
PUKE, DON'T GIVE ME ANY GUFF
388
00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:24,752
OR I'LL FEED YOU TO THE
WOOD CHIPPER!
389
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,043
WHOA!
390
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:29,575
SO WHAT DID THE TREE SAY?
391
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:30,917
OW!
392
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,040
TREES DON'T TALK!
393
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:37,077
NOW, FOR YOUR FINAL TASK, YOU
WILL LEARN TO TAKE THE FORM
394
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,167
OF YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL.
395
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:44,080
I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE.
396
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:48,287
[GROWLS]
AAH!
397
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,745
OOPS!
398
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:55,133
JUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU'RE
IN THE ANIMAL STATE, YOU MAY
399
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,920
EXPERIENCE AN INCREDIBLE
BLOOD LUST!
400
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,250
AND NOW YOU DO IT, GRIM.
401
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,213
ME?
402
00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:01,962
SURE!
403
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,042
NOTHING TO IT.
404
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:09,165
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND CONCENTRATE.
405
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:13,960
NOW, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
406
00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:19,252
I SEE A FROZEN WASTELAND
AND THERE'S A PENGUIN.
407
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,333
SLIDE!
408
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:23,077
SLIDE.
409
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:27,997
NOW BECOME YOUR SPIRIT
ANIMAL.
410
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,753
I DID IT!
411
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:30,883
WAIT A MINUTE.
412
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:32,998
MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS A PENGUIN?
413
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:35,253
I WAS HOPING FOR A
TYRANNOSAURUS.
414
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,003
YOUR TURN, BILLY.
415
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:40,673
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND CONCENTRATE.
416
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,750
NOW, TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
417
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:51,543
I SEE A BEAUTIFUL MEADOW,
WITH FLOWERS AND BUTTERFLIES!
418
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,575
AND BUNNIES!
419
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,877
AND A MOOSE!
420
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:54,828
AND LIONS!
421
00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:55,707
AND UNICORNS!
422
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:56,672
AND ROBOTS!
423
00:19:56,750 --> 00:20:00,920
AND--WAIT, OH, WAIT,
I SEE A LIGHT!
424
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,130
I LOST MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.
425
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:04,538
NO TIME FOR THAT.
426
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:09,075
COME, WE MUST PERFORM THE DRUID
RITUAL DURING THE STORM!
427
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:15,827
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DRUIDS OF
THE ORDER OF THE WILTED SHRUB!
428
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:21,037
[LAUGHS]
NOW WE ARE READY TO FACE THE OAK
429
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:25,035
TREE AND RESCUE YOUR KITE.
430
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,285
ARE YOU READY, MEN?
431
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:30,125
CHARGE!
432
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:32,998
AAH! [CRASH]
433
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,290
YOU CAN HAVE THIS DUMP.
434
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,040
[CHATTERING]
435
00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:45,173
SHE'S GOOD.
436
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,880
OH, YEAH.
437
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,538
COME ON, MEN.
438
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:51,535
THERE'S A LOT OF NATURE
IN THAT TREE.
439
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,325
THERE'S A LOT OF NATURE
IN MY PANTS.
440
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:57,377
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
441
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,708
LET THE RITUAL BEGIN!
442
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:03,002
SING THE ANCIENT SONG
OF THE DRUIDS!
443
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:08,043
[ALL SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
444
00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:12,038
I DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING.
445
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:17,035
YEP, WOULD'VE WORKED BETTER
WITH A CHAINSAW.
446
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,125
[WHIRRING]
447
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,920
WHAT'S GOING ON?
448
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
MANDY!
449
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,963
HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF
THE EVIL TREE?
450
00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,582
IT'S JUST A TREE, DOOFUS.
451
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,127
I CLIMBED OUT.
452
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,208
AND I BROUGHT A FEW THINGS BACK
THAT I GOT FORM THE SQUIRRELS.
453
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:31,712
MY KITE!
454
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,292
PUD'N'S THROWY THINGY!
455
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,075
[DOG BARKING]
SO, YOU SEE, BILLY, THAT TREE
456
00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:37,917
ISN'T EVIL AT ALL.
457
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,420
NOW I HAVE TO GO SHOW SOME
SCOUTS HOW TO TIE A KNOT.
458
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,080
TIMBER!
459
00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:47,247
YES, YES, YES!
460
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,333
FREEZE!
461
00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:50,457
OFFICER, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
462
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,042
IT WAS THAT KID!
463
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,495
THE CHAINSAW WAS ALL HIS IDEA,
I'M TELLING YOU.
464
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:55,333
YEAH, YEAH.
465
00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,127
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE.
466
00:21:57,208 --> 00:22:00,498
NOW I'LL PROBABLY NEVER
FIND MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.
467
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:01,833
IT AIN'T ALL THAT.
468
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,537
I GOTS TO TRY,
JUST ONE MORE TIME.
469
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,325
[GRUNTING]
470
00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:10,537
HOLY CRUD!
471
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
HE'S FINALLY HERE!
472
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,253
MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.
473
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:19,833
OOH, AHH!
474
00:22:19,917 --> 00:22:21,377
BILLY?
475
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:24,668
[LAUGHS]
476
00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:32,077
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
477
00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:36,037
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--]
478
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,458
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479
00:22:39,508 --> 00:22:44,058
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