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♪♪
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[LAUGHTER]
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♪♪
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HAPPINESS IS A WAXEN
TWO-HEADED BABY
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CATCH, IRWIN!
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RECESS IS GREAT.
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WE CAN STUDY
THE EFFECTS OF GRAVITY AND HAVE FUN, TOO.
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LESS TALKING,
MORE BALL-THROWING.
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[GRUNTS]
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Billy: YAY!
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SAY, THIS GRAVDITY HAS MADE
THE BALL ALL DIRTY.
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I'LL HAVE TO CLEAN IT.
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GOOD, CLEAN FUN--
HEE HEE HEE--
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WITH MY FRIENDS.
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MY VERY BEST FRIENDS.
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HOO! EEEEE!
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IT'S SPERG
AND HIS DEADLY WEDGIE.
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YOU COULD BE NEXT,
BILLY.
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OOH! NEXT?
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OH!
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WHY DID I PICK TODAY
TO WEAR UNDERWEAR?
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YOU GOT A PROBLEM,
WUSS?
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UH, COULD YOU STOP PICKING
ON MY FRIEND,
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PLEASE?
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OR WHAT?
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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WE'LL FINISH THIS
AFTER SCHOOL.
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SPERG RULES!
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NICE COMEBACK, BILLY.
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THANKS FOR NOTHING.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[ELASTIC SNAP]
Billy: AAAH...
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[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
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[MUSIC ON TV]
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I WARNED YOU TO KEEP
YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
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I...
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HURT IN PLACES
THAT DON'T EXIST.
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LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT MY MAMA ONCE TOLD ME
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WHEN I HAD
BULLY PROBLEMS.
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OOH! A STORY!
A STORY!
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MMM. HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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VERY WELL.
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THESE BULLIES--
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THEY THREW THINGS AT ME
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AND CALLED ME NAMES.
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BONEHEAD!
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AND MY MAMA TOLD ME...
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STICKS AND STONES
MAY BREAK YOUR BONES,
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BUT NAMES WILL
NEVER HURT YOU.
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NOW, GO, MY SON.
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GEE, THANKS, PAL.
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STICKS AND STONES!
STICKS AND STONES!
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DOES THAT STICKS
AND STONES THING REALLY WORK?
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NO.
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I GOT AN IDEA, MANDY.
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LET'S WALK
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET.
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DON'T BE SUCH A COWARD.
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WELL?
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STICKS AND STONES
MAY BREAK MY BONES,
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BUT NAMES WILL
NEVER HURT ME!
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YEAH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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NOT A PROBLEM.
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GRIM!
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WHAT IS IT, BILLY?
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STICKS AND STONES, GRIM.
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IT--IT DOESN'T WORK!
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU
TO DO ABOUT IT?
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YOU KNOW THAT THING THAT
YOU DO THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO ANYMORE?
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UH...
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THE THING WITH THE SCYTHE
AND THE SWINGING.
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KNOW.
[CLUCKS]
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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I WANT YOU TO DO IT!
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THERE HE IS, GRIM.
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SIC HIM, BOY!
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HEE HA HA HA!
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WHO'S YOUR
LADY FRIEND, WUSS?
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[WIND HOWLING]
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I AM THE GRIM REAPER!
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[LAUGHING DIABOLICALLY]
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[DEEP VOICE]
ARE YOU READY TO MEET YOUR DOOM?
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YOU--YOU--YOU--
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YOU'RE A REAL BONEHEAD!
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BONEHEAD?
[CRYING]
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HA HA HA HA!
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THIS IS GETTING
EMBARRASSING.
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I'LL HAVE TO TAKE CARE
OF THIS MYSELF.
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[SLURPING]
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OH!
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DOES THE BABY LIKE
HIS MILK?
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[CRYING]
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AH!
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Mandy: HEY, SPERG!
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I GOT A BONE TO PICK
WITH YOU.
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Sperg:
WELL, WELL, WELL!
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IF IT ISN'T
THE WUSSY SQUAD
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WITH A NEW MEMBER--
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SALLY TEACUP!
HA HA HA HA!
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WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT
A LITTLE CLOSER?
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UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU'RE CHICKEN.
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ARE YOU CALLING ME
CHICKEN?
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YEAH!
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AND I EAT CHICKENS
FOR BREAKFAST.
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I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET THAT!
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BRING IT ON.
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[ALL MURMURING]
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YAAAAH...
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WELL?
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I'M AFRAID OF YOU!
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[WAILING]
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WELL, THAT TAKES CARE
OF THAT.
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AW,
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DID YOU HAVE TO BE
SO HARD ON HIM?
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SPERG! WAIT UP!
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GEE, SPERG,
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SORRY ABOUT YOU BEING
A CHICKEN AND ALL.
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ALL I EVER WANTED
WAS TO BE LOVED,
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TO CARE,
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TO BE CARED FOR!
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[SOBBING]
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HERE.
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THANKS.
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[BLOWS LOUDLY]
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LET'S...BE...FRIENDS!
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REALLY?
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EVEN AFTER ALL
THOSE WEDGIES?
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FRIENDSHIP IS BETTER
THAN WEDGIES!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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AAAH!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
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Grim:
OH, POOH.
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WHAT IS
IT NOW, GRIM?
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WELL, IT'S
JUST THAT
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WHEN YOU SAID WE
WERE GOING TO A MALL,
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I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
WE WOULD SEE PEOPLE
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BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB
BY A FEROCIOUS BEAST.
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NOT THIS!
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DON'T GET YOUR ROBE
IN A BUNCH.
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WE'RE ONLY HERE
TO GET BILLY SOME SOCKS.
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SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS
SOCKS SOCKS!
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SOCKS SOCKS
SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS!
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WHERE'S THE SOCKS?!
GIVE ME THE SOCKS!
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I STILL DON'T
UNDERSTAND
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HOW A BOY CAN WEAR THROUGH
SO MANY PAIRS OF SOCKS.
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UH, HE DOESN'T
WEAR THEM,
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HE EATS THEM.
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BUT...
OH, NEVER MIND.
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I REALLY DON'T THINK
I WANT TO KNOW.
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DUH, SOCKS AHOY!
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GANG WAY!
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UHH...
SWEET MAMA.
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HEY, HOW ABOUT
SOME TACOS?
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NO.
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ERIS.
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ERIS? WHAT THE HECK
KIND OF FOOD IS THAT?
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NO, NOT FOOD--
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GODDESS.
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[SCREAMING]
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SO, WHO IS
THIS ERIS?
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SHE BE ERIS,
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GODDESS OF DISCORD
AND CHAOS.
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SHE'S HOT.
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WELL,
DON'T LOOK NOW, CASANOVA,
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HERE SHE COMES.
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OH, HOW DO
ME LOOK?
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IS MY HAIR OK?
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DOES MY
BREATH SMELL?
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WHAT DO ME DO?
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OH, WHAT
SHOULD ME SAY?
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I THINK ME
GOING TO FAINT.
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GRIM, JUST ACT COOL.
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RIGHT.
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HEY, GRIM.
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HOW YOU DOING?
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YOU KNOW, LIKE
TOTALLY TUBULAR.
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THAT'S MALL TALK
FOR GOOD.
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SO, WHEN DID
YOU HAVE A KID?
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UH, WHAT KID?
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I AM NOT
GRIM'S KID.
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I AM MANDY.
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AND I TRICKED
YOUR PAL GRIM HERE
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INTO BEING
MY BEST FRIEND AND TOADY FOR ALL TIME.
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LIKE, IS THAT SO?
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LIKE, YES, IT IS.
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OH, MY GOSH,
YOU'RE THIS KID'S PET?!
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KINDA.
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THAT IS, LIKE,
SO TOTALLY RADICAL!
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[HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING]
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THAT IS SO
TOTALLY GNARLY
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THAT YOU TRICKED
OLD GRIMMY INTO BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND!
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FOREVER!
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DON'T RUB IT IN.
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WOULD YOU CARE
TO JOIN ME
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IN CAUSING SOME CHAOS
AND DESTRUCTION?
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YES, YES, I WOULD.
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LIKE, FAR OUT.
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OH, UH, ERIS?
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LIKE, YEAH?
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WOULDN'T YOU
RATHER, UM,
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LIKE, GET A MILK SHAKE
OR SOMETHING WITH ME?
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GRIM, ARE YOU, LIKE,
TOTALLY HITTING ON ME?
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WELL, I--
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OH, LIKE,
GROTTY TO THE MAX.
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YOU ARE SO, LIKE,
BAG YOUR FACE,
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GAG ME WITH
A SPOON, GNARLY.
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SO, IS THAT A YES?
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GRIM, LIKE,
DON'T YOU KNOW I AM, LIKE,
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TOTALLY AFTER,
LIKE, ONE GUY?
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WHO THAT?
HIM!
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Grim: OH,
OF COURSE--ADONIS.
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HOW CLICHE.
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WELL, WHAT THAT GUY GOT
THAT I DON'T GOT?!
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LIKE, UH, SKIN
FOR STARTERS.
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LIKE, LATER.
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YEAH, LIKE, LATER.
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AHH...YEAH,
LIKE, LATER.
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[SNIFF]
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RIPE.
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NOW, THEN,
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THE FIRST AND ONLY RULE
OF DOING THIS IS
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EVERYBODY
IS A TARGET.
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TAKE, FOR EXAMPLE,
THAT GUY.
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AN INNOCENT--
THE PERFECT MARK.
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BEHOLD,
THE GOLDEN APPLE,
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SOURCE OF ALL
MY CHAOTIC MAGIC.
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NOW, A SIMPLE TOSS
OF THE APPLE AND...
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ADEQUATE.
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HAND IT OVER.
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AAH!
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VIOLA.
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HMM, SKATEBOARD RIDE
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INTO PERPETUAL FALL
DOWN UP ESCALATOR.
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NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
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YES, THAT'S COMEDY.
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HMM...I SEE
TARGET.
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WHERE?
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LIKE, RIGHT HERE,
BABY!
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FIRST RULE, BABY--
EVERYBODY IS A TARGET.
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AH HA HA HA HA.
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[GROWLS]
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I ADMIT,
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IT WAS, LIKE, A
TOTALLY LONG SET UP
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BUT TOTALLY
WORTH IT.
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LIKE, SO LONG,
SUCKER! HA HA HA.
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SHE GET YOU.
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YEP.
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HEY, GUYS,
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I FINISHED
MY GROCERY SHOPPING!
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WHAT DO YOU--
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HEY,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH GRIM?
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HE WAS
DISSED BY ERIS,
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GODDESS OF DISCORD
AND CHAOS.
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EW! GRIM'S GOT
A GIRLFRIEND!
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GRIM'S GOT
A GIRLFRIEND!
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♪ GRIM AND ERIS
SITTING IN A TREE ♪
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♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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K-I-S-S-I-N-G--
THAT'S IT.
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HEY, GUYS,
WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE?
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MOVIE!
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WHATEVER.
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00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:33,582
GOOD. I'LL MEET
YOU THERE.
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HEY, ERIS.
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BACK FOR
MORE ABUSE, PAPOOSE?
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00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,883
ACTUALLY, I JUST
RAN INTO ADONIS
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IN THE MOVIE THEATER.
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HE SAID THAT HE, LIKE,
TOTALLY DIGS YOU,
268
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:47,792
AND IF YOU
FEEL THE SAME,
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00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,125
YOU SHOULD MEET HIM
IN THERE.
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00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:50,128
TOTALLY.
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00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,418
ADONIS?!
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00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,210
OH, WHY DIDN'T
YOU SAY SO?!
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00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:56,827
ADONIS?
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00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,247
IT SURE IS DARK
IN HERE.
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00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,423
I HOPE
I CAN FIND--
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00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,420
OH, THERE HE IS.
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00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:05,000
I'D RECOGNIZE
HIS SUAVE LOCKS ANYWHERE.
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00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,633
LIKE, HEY, ADONIS,
BABE,
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00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:08,208
HOW ABOUT KISS?
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00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,127
AAH!
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00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,877
AAH!
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00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,128
[PANTING]
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00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:19,828
LIKE,
FIRST RULE, ERIS.
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00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:20,997
AAH!
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00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,883
FIRST RULE--I RULE.
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00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:29,457
YOU OK,
BONEHEAD?
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00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:32,462
I'VE NEVER WASHED
THIS CHEEKBONE.
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00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:35,042
NOW I NEVER WILL.
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00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:39,075
EWW, KISSING
IS GROSS!
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00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:41,417
ANYONE FOR
A HOT-BUTTERED SWEAT SOCK?
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00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:59,628
[HUMMING]
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00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:00,748
AH.
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00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:06,075
Billy: HI, GRIM.
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00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:15,423
OOH!
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00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:22,383
NO! YOU ARE NOT
TO TOUCH THIS BOOK.
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00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:25,078
IT IS NOT MEANT FOR
THE EYES OF THE LIVING.
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00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:29,127
IS
THE OFFICIAL ILLUSTRATED HANDBOOK OF THE UNDERWORLD.
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00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,173
[SIGHS]
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00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,080
Mandy: GRIM.
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00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:38,877
IT'S TIME FOR
THAT MANICURE YOU PROMISED ME.
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00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:40,038
LET'S GO.
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00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,285
WHAT, NOW?
303
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,955
BUT I WAS JUST
GETTING INTO MY--
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00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,042
NOW.
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00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:46,705
[SIGHS]
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00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,132
FINE.
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00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:51,168
[GRUMBLING] EVERY TIME
I TRY TO DO SOMETHING AROUND HERE...
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00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,960
HEE HEE HEE!
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00:15:54,042 --> 00:15:55,172
LATER, BILLY.
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00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,248
YEAH! WAHOO!
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00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,288
AHH!
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00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,995
OOH!
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00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:27,040
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,625
[GRUMBLING] "GRIM,
GIVE ME A MANICURE."
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00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,038
EVERY TIME I TRY
TO DO SOMETHING...
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00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,035
MM-HMM.
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00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,165
UH-HUH.
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00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,420
ADEQUATE.
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00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,420
NEXT.
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00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,420
[BILLY YELLS]
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00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,080
THAT SOUNDED
LIKE BILLY.
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00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,417
HIS BUTT MUST BE
STUCK IN THE COOKIE JAR AGAIN.
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00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,040
THE BAD BOOK!
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00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,205
STUPID BOY.
325
00:16:45,042 --> 00:16:47,002
HE'S PROBABLY FINE.
326
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:55,958
YOU, RIDICULOUS
HOODED ONE.
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00:16:56,042 --> 00:16:57,832
GIVE ME YOUR SCYTHE.
328
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,327
HUH? MY SCYTHE?
WHAT FOR?
329
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,457
I REQUIRE IT TO OPEN
AN INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL
330
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:07,632
THAT I MAY
SUMMON MY MASTER, YOGG SAWHAW.
331
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,708
YOGG SAWHAW?
332
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:11,542
IS THAT SOME
SORT OF YOGURT?
333
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:16,375
FOOL! HE IS AN
ENTITY FAR BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION.
334
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:18,418
YOU WILL GIVE ME
THE SCYTHE.
335
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,830
I WILL DO
NO SUCH THING, BILLY.
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00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:21,827
THEN...
337
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:24,167
SUFFER.
338
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
[WHISTLING]
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00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:33,752
BOY, YOU SURE
SHOWED HIM.
340
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:37,083
I MUST GET THE BOOK BACK
SO I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX THIS.
341
00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:40,707
OBVIOUSLY, BILLY'S
TOO POWERFUL FOR YOU TO TAKE ON NOW, GRIM.
342
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,632
ALONE, ANYWAY.
343
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:45,670
[RINGING]
344
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,420
HELLO? YEAH.
345
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,580
COME ON OVER.
346
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,377
WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
347
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,458
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO NOW?
348
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,132
NOTHING,
YOU LUNATIC.
349
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,038
[CHAIN SAW BUZZING]
350
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:58,325
LIAR.
351
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,248
MM-HMM.
352
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,133
MMM!
353
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,828
MM-HMM.
354
00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:11,247
HA HA HA HA!
355
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:18,918
HA HA HA HA!
356
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,000
OH, HAROLD.
357
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,293
EH?
358
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:31,285
HUH?
359
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:33,995
YAH!
360
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,963
[BOTH SCREAMING]
361
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,077
[SMACK]
362
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:41,497
OHH.
363
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,133
[YELLS]
364
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:48,128
THERE'S MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM, PRINCESS.
365
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,828
HA HA HA HA!
366
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,630
TEACH YOU TO MESS
WITH THE LIVING.
367
00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:57,998
[SCREAMING]
368
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,580
HOSS, THIS IS NOT
WHAT I CALLED YOU FOR.
369
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,167
GRIM IS NOT THE PROBLEM.
370
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,960
HUH.
371
00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:14,172
WELL,
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM THEN?
372
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,130
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
373
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,208
MAYBE THAT.
374
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:32,165
SO, IT'S NOT NORMALLY
LIKE THAT, HUH?
375
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,040
YOU KIDS STAY
CLOSE BEHIND ME.
376
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,165
I'LL DO THE TALKING.
377
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:42,825
ALL RIGHT, EVIL.
THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN.
378
00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:53,172
EWW. OH, YEAH.
THIS DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE THE WORK OF YOGG.
379
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,750
YOGG IS A SUPERNATURAL
BEING FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
380
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,883
BAD STUFF'S
GOING TO GO DOWN.
381
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:03,878
Billy: AH HA HA HA HA!
382
00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:05,208
LOOK BELOW.
383
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:14,998
[YELLING]
384
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,625
HUH?
385
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:23,378
OHH.
386
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:25,458
HA HA HA HA!
387
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:28,502
YOU'LL SOON LEARN
RESPECT, LITTLE ONE.
388
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:29,463
HUH?
389
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:37,877
THE ONLY WAY TO SEAL
THE PORTAL IS TO THROW THE BOOK ITSELF INTO IT.
390
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:42,208
HA HA HA HA!
391
00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:44,132
HA HA HA HA!
392
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:47,882
OK. LATER, BILLY.
393
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:49,128
[BILLY YELLS]
394
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,247
[GROANS]
395
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,083
GREAT WORK, KID.
396
00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:00,707
YOU SAVED THE WHOLE
WORLD FROM TOTAL DESTRUCTION.
397
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,132
YOU DO, UH,
REALIZE THAT YOU'VE SENTENCED BILLY
398
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:06,168
TO AN ETERNITY IN
ANOTHER DIMENSION THOUGH, RIGHT?
399
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,170
WE ALL HAVE
TO MAKE SACRIFICES.
400
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:13,632
THEY DIDN'T WANT ME.
401
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:17,038
WELL, I GUESS THAT
MAKES YOU A TOTAL LOSER.
402
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,325
HA HA HA HA HA.
403
00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:22,957
[GRIM, HOSS LAUGHING]
404
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:24,212
HA HA HA.
405
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:26,252
I AM
A LOSER.
406
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:35,133
♪♪
407
00:21:35,183 --> 00:21:39,733
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