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Go on, get him out of the van!
Angel! They're here.
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Get down Mall cop.
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Oh god please don't kill
me, I just started this job 3 days
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ago. I'm just a driver!
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I didn't ask for your resume.
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Why did we take the driver?
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You always want to take
more than one hostage, at least
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two hostages. It's a good rule
of thumb, just in case you need
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to shoot one of them.
I'll show you right now.
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Hahaha, you look like
a hulked up Doogie Houser!
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You got what you want!
You don't have to shoot anyone!
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Is that so? Then this should
be pretty straightforward.
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The code to the case!
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Wait, you know
what's in the case right?
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The code! Or I
ventilate your kneecaps.
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You paint quite a
picture. 6-7-7-2.
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Far out.
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Call M.A.X. Let him
know we found what Lord
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Menace requested.
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Hahahaha. In a world so
filled with villainy, criminals who
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think themselves above the law.
The only thing standing
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valiantly in the shadows,
between this city and total
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anarchy.
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Heroes.
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Is justice! We are the justice
Angel Gang, and when the
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people cry 'Save us'!
We whisper 'no problem'.
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Hahahaha.
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Come on! Kill them all!
Kill them all!
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It's ok! The name's
Blinx, come with me if you want to live.
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There they are, over there!
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You ok?
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You should be out there.
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It's uh,
it's too much gun fire!
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That's what I thought.
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Now don't start!
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Brain!
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Brain, we need you!
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Oh thank god!
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Oh thank you, thank you.
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There, there ordinary
citizen, no need to thank me.
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Villains know when they've
been out match...
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I got this.
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Hank wait!
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You're just a neutral.
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Fear center of the brain is at
maximum, you're not worthy.
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But I sense another.
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Now that I've finished the warm
up, who's next?
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Who might you be?
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Looking for me?
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Could it be?
A worthy adversary?
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Maybe.
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But you're gonna
have to catch me first.
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Hmmm. Interesting.
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Is this what Lord
Menace was expecting?
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We have the thorium compound.
You will be handsomely rewarded.
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Move your men out.
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I don't take no orders
from a god-damned
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toaster in a straight-jacket.
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Would you like to see what
this toaster is capable of?
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This deal's getting
worse all the time.
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Come on!
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Thank you
for coming in Mr. Martin.
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Your resume is,
adequate. We'll let you know.
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Well, that's it?
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I don't understand the question.
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Don't you need more background?
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No.
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More experience?
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No.
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Cuz I can go get you-
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Off the record, Mr. Martin...
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this is not the type
of resume that's going to land
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you a position with our company.
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You haven't worked in 8 months.
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It's not my fault,
the economy is rough.
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Not for us.
We'll let you know.
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Hey Carl.
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Hey Joe, how are ya?
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Muriel won't let me smoke in
the house anymore.
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See ya Carl.
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Have a good one.
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Loser.
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Slug.
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Sarah!
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Don't distract her, she's
making my sandwich.
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"Don't distract her,
she's making my sandwich"
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Weirdo.
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Head Shot!
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Oh!
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Oh my god!
I'm sorry baby, I didn't see you.
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It's ok, it's ok it's ok!
Is it ok?
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I think so here, we don't
need you bleeding at interviews.
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Let me see.
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It couldn't be any rougher
than it was this morning.
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It didn't go well?
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No, it was horrible.
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I feel like I'm Saran-Wrap
and they're just looking
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right through me
on to the next guy.
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Let me see,
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Alright I think you're ok.
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My hero.
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I know.
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You'll catch a break
on the next one, alright?
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No, that's it for today.
No more-
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Actually, I got you
another interview.
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Muriel's son said that there's a
job opening where he works.
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It's decent hours,
not great pay.
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Where?
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Just right around the corner.
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Doing?
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Hm?
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Doing?
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Management.
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Of?
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Tell him.
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Waste.
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Garbage?!
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Joe, I know
that it's not ideal...
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Baby, I got interviews!
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Interviews don't pay mortgages.
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I know.
I'm supposed to be the
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man of the house and I can't
even buy a carton of eggs.
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Joe has no huevos.
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Look baby, I just don't think
right now's the time for me
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to look at being a garbageman.
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Waste management.
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I deal with enough
garbage all day long.
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Is my sandwich ready?
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Speaking of wasted garbage.
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Now's not the
time for pride Joe.
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Yeah Joe, when you going to
stop leeching off my sister?
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I don't leach off your sister!
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Yes you do!
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At least he tries, which is more
than I can say for you.
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Did you know he spent
the last two days
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watching Judge Judy marathons?
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Baby I was exhausted!
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- Seriously?!
- I got stress!
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I've got stress!
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Over what?!
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Hearing you have sex
in the next room!
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What?!
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Yeah, you have thin walls!
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And seriously, what is
up with the monkey noises?
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- You can hear that?!
- Yes, I can hear that!
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How thin are our walls?
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Baby!
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I hope you freaking
choke on that sandwich.
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Baby!
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Uh-oh! Sad Sarah!
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Joe, no. no.
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Need monkey?
Sad Sarah need sexy monkey?!
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Stop seriously.
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What? What?
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This is serious!
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I know it's serious.
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Why are you so serious?
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We're not kids anymore!
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I know we're not kids.
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But I took care of us then,
and I'll take care of us now.
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I know babe, but I'm the one
with all the responsibility now.
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Ok? And I know it's not easy,
but we have to do this together.
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Ok, I can't do this by myself.
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We're a whole.
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Really?
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'Cause I said whole?
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Well, you're
the one who said it.
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Oh, my god!
What is wrong with you?!
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Look, I want to feel
like a man again, I do.
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I mean, I remember
the stories you used to tell me
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about when your dad left, and
how you took care of everyone.
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And I want to do that for you.
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I want to do that for us.
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And you're right, you've carried
this burden way too long.
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Ok, you need to just go into
those interviews,
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and show them how amazing
and confident you are, and lie.
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Lie?
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Not lie, not lie.
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Just show them how
important and good you are
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because you deserve it.
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Yeah, I can do that.
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Couldn't do any worse could it?
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My Hero.
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I know.
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You feel like a man to me.
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Do I?
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- Do I?
- Yes.
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- Do I?
- Yes.
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Yeah, do it again.
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- Yes.
- Do it more.
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Do it till milk comes out.
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Are you thirsty?
There you go, just drink it.
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Are you sure there's nothing
else in the paper from today?
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Yes. No baby, I...
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You looked at all the jobs?
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I'm looking at it right now.
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Well don't feel like you
have to hold back.
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It's ok to exaggerate
a bit on your qualifications.
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Get your foot in the door.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Are you even listening Joe?
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You know what, let me
give you a call right back.
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Ok, let me know
how it goes. Love you!
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Ok, you too.
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Are you here
for the interview?
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Oh, no. No.
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Fourteenth floor.
Welcome to Heroics Incorporated.
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Mind your step.
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Heroics Inc. Yes sir,
we still have one position available.
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Tomorrow
between 1 and 2?
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Great, thank you.
We'll see you then.
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Yes, how can I help you?
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Hi, I'm Joe Martin, I called
about the ad in the paper?
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The 3 o'clock appointment.
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Yes!
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I like your look.
It's different.
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Very average citizen.
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Thanks.
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Mr. Simons to conference
room A. Mr. Simons to conference room A.
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Hey man, should I have come
in a costume or something?
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Oh, no man,
it's for the kiddos.
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For the kiddos!
Now it makes sense.
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So you guys do this stuff for
like, birthday parties and
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Bar Mitzvahs and conventions
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for like comic books and stuff?
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Yeah. This job is a joke.
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Really?
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Yeah, there's no
crime left in the city.
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All that's left is...
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a bunch of yahoos and geeks
running around in spandex
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trying to out-virgin
each other.
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I mean, you at least look like
you might be normal.
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Like you took your action
figures out of the package
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and played with them
a little bit.
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Maybe touched a boob.
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Look at this guy.
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Hey buddy what are you supposed
to be? A smurf at the prom?
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Oh, come on Wallace. Don't act
like you don't know me man,
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you think that costume fools me?
We went to elementary school
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together, you used to cry every
day on the playground.
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I don't think I would call you
for an emergency unless
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you could use your super-sissy
tears to put out a fire.
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Yeah go home! Go ahead man.
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Go home and cry to Mom,
Betsy-Wetsy, I'll be over to
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beat you up and take your
lunch money. Haha-Haha!
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Well, I mean,
I guess its a paycheck.
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My wife says
I should exaggerate.
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Oh, hell man. Exaggerate,
put it all out there dude,
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they'll eat it up. Oh yeah.
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Mr. Garrett
to conference room A.
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Mr. Garrett
to conference room A.
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That's me.
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Here, you want to finish those?
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Alright, well hey,
good luck man.
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You too!
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My name is Dat-Man.
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00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:04,612
I am the defender of
old technology.
259
00:14:04,646 --> 00:14:06,914
Next!
260
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,282
Do you have a 401-K?
261
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,751
Next!
262
00:14:09,784 --> 00:14:14,522
I'm the Mag-Pie, and basically,
I'm like Aquaman, but for birds.
263
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,592
Do you guys want
to hear my bird calls?
264
00:14:19,661 --> 00:14:20,628
Next.
265
00:14:20,662 --> 00:14:22,896
I'm a Super. You need a Super.
266
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:23,997
Next!
267
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,399
I do own a massive
collection of goats.
268
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,502
I am the Mighty
Placeholder! The hero's hero.
269
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:28,503
Next.
270
00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:30,638
I'm Captain
Kill Devil. Ahoy.
271
00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:32,139
I am Captain Crow's-Feet.
272
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,207
Next!
273
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,249
I'm sorry, you are The Nudist?
274
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,486
Yeah, or I mean Glen.
275
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,254
But The Nudist is fine.
276
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,357
I just don't see how that's
a super power.
277
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,430
Oh wow! OK.
278
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,233
Very impressive.
279
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,602
Not bad yourself.
280
00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:01,603
You can go now.
281
00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:02,604
Huh?
282
00:15:02,637 --> 00:15:03,605
Go Now.
283
00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,272
- Did I get it?
- Go Now!
284
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,174
Mr. Martin to conference room A.
285
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,343
Mr. Martin, conference room A.
286
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,661
Your motivation is to
stay married.
287
00:15:29,664 --> 00:15:30,698
What was your name again?
288
00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:31,932
Joe.
289
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:34,702
Just average Joe?
290
00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:36,303
Mm-hmm. Yep.
291
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,372
I like it.
292
00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:43,377
Could you tell us a
little bit about yourself Joe?
293
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:47,381
Sure! I actually
have a passion against evil,
294
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,283
I actually just got back
from the east coast
295
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,554
where I was battling
my arch-nemesis The Crusher.
296
00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:54,722
He threw me into a
building in Manhattan
297
00:15:54,756 --> 00:15:56,490
and it crumbled
all around me.
298
00:15:56,524 --> 00:15:58,292
I was able to fight my way
out and destroy
299
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,695
the two nuclear warheads
that were going to destroy
300
00:16:00,728 --> 00:16:02,029
life as we know it.
301
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,665
Or as they know it.
302
00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:05,733
Where's your costume?
303
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:09,102
Oh you see, that's my trick.
I like to blend in.
304
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,539
That way the villains,
they don't see me coming
305
00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:12,707
and then BAM!
306
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:15,175
I zap them with
my eye lasers.
307
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,711
Could we get a demonstration?
308
00:16:16,744 --> 00:16:18,312
Do you have a death wish?
309
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,348
How strong are you?
310
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,619
Oh, strong enough to lift
about 3 school buses
311
00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:26,019
over my head at the same time.
312
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,488
As strong as Hercules?
313
00:16:27,522 --> 00:16:31,091
I'd eat Hercules for breakfast.
314
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,392
Come on bro!
315
00:16:33,528 --> 00:16:35,597
Wow, A+ for showmanship.
316
00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:39,366
Could you tell me your
powers again?
317
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,668
Sure!
318
00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:44,171
I can fly, of course,
I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes.
319
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,740
Oh yeah!
I'm bulletproof.
320
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,076
So we might as well just call
you the ultimate crimefighter?
321
00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:51,746
Why wouldn't you?
322
00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:53,781
- Why wouldn't we?
- I don't know!
323
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,785
Quite honestly, Joe, you're
the best candidate
324
00:16:57,819 --> 00:16:59,052
we've seen all day.
325
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,822
Yeah, all day we've had...
326
00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:03,257
"my dad sent me here
on a rocket ship" OR
327
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:06,293
"I got bit by a
radioactive whatever"
328
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:09,597
But this is bold, audacious.
329
00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:13,500
Would you give me and my
colleague a moment to confer?
330
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,770
Sure, chat away.
331
00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:22,175
Hey, how'd you do that?
332
00:17:25,279 --> 00:17:26,514
Congratulations!
333
00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:27,582
Really?!
334
00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:29,349
Yep!
Welcome aboard!
335
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,754
No way! My wife is
gonna be so excited!
336
00:17:32,787 --> 00:17:33,755
You don't even know!
337
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:37,324
Let's get you over to H.R. and
get everything squared away.
338
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,325
Ok.
339
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,794
Did you say you were married?
340
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:41,194
Yeah.
341
00:17:41,963 --> 00:17:43,798
You don't hear about
that much in this field.
342
00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,700
Except for the Parkers.
343
00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,505
Well, all that's left
is to get you to H.R.,
344
00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:54,074
get you fitted and get you out
on those streets fighting crime.
345
00:17:54,676 --> 00:17:56,544
Thanks.
So was it an optical illusion?
346
00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,379
The way you moved so fast?
347
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,848
Oh, that's my super power.
348
00:18:01,516 --> 00:18:05,352
Oh.
349
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,487
Wait! Did you say
fighting crime?
350
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,489
Lift activated.
351
00:18:09,524 --> 00:18:11,859
Transferring to
main headquarters.
352
00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:13,360
Please watch your
hands.
353
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,195
Hello?
354
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,496
Phase 3 commencing.
355
00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,533
Observe all safety
procedures.
356
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,233
Transporter separation.
357
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,502
I'm kinda in the dark here!
358
00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:23,738
Low lights on.
359
00:18:23,771 --> 00:18:25,372
Hello?
360
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,207
Hey, I'm looking for H.R.?
361
00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:31,512
I am H.R.!
Heinrich Rammelstein.
362
00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:33,615
But you can call me...
363
00:18:35,683 --> 00:18:37,284
Dr. Mystico!
364
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,823
I apologize for the
state of my lab!
365
00:18:42,356 --> 00:18:43,524
Let's get you changed.
366
00:18:43,558 --> 00:18:45,526
Wait, so what's phase 3?
367
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:50,364
Blue, Average Joe,
blue collar. Makes sense yes?
368
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,900
We're going to go with
a very basic look this time.
369
00:18:52,934 --> 00:18:54,301
There you go.
370
00:18:56,904 --> 00:18:58,438
This will do.
371
00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:03,544
So, do kids get to
see all this back here?
372
00:19:03,578 --> 00:19:04,579
Kids?!
373
00:19:04,979 --> 00:19:07,180
No, this is no
place for children!
374
00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:08,816
Are you mad?
375
00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:11,485
They could touch this and
particles and molecules
376
00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:12,319
would get mixed up.
377
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,821
And this!
This hasn't been washed!
378
00:19:14,522 --> 00:19:16,691
The children could come,
and they could flip this
379
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:18,492
and all hell would break loo ...!
380
00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:20,995
...would break loose.
381
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,698
I thought I was filling
out paperwork, not briefs!
382
00:19:23,731 --> 00:19:25,499
Oh, you're a funny one!
383
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:28,836
Now that you've got your suit
let's move on with the mission.
384
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,203
Mission?!
385
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,939
Now, exactly what do
you mean by mission?
386
00:19:31,973 --> 00:19:33,240
Crime fighting!
387
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,542
Welcome to the party pal.
388
00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:36,544
Oh boy.
389
00:19:37,745 --> 00:19:39,580
Alright there's been
a chemical plant break-in
390
00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:42,416
that just turned into
a hostage situation!
391
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,818
Hostages?!
Wait a minute.
392
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:45,352
There must be some mistake.
393
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,521
See you there Doc!
394
00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:48,488
Are you guys
real super heroes?!
395
00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:49,657
I'm a pacifist.
396
00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:50,658
What?!
397
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:51,993
I'm a science officer.
398
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:53,961
I don't believe in violence.
399
00:19:53,995 --> 00:19:55,663
It's icky.
400
00:19:55,697 --> 00:19:57,699
Hold that thought!
401
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,971
All units in the
vicinity of Cash and Lincoln
402
00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:07,340
10-89 in progress at
1988 Cash Avenue.
403
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,645
Be advised. Several armed
gunmen have taken hostages.
404
00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:13,380
Suspects are considered
armed and extremely dangerous.
405
00:20:13,915 --> 00:20:15,583
All units in the area respond.
406
00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:22,824
Captain, they're here!
407
00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:24,625
About time!
408
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:26,861
Hallenbeck!
409
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,596
I made the call, but
the captain is in charge.
410
00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:29,864
Riggs, go
get 5 more coffees!
411
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,799
I'm not your secretary!
412
00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:37,437
Hallenbeck! I'm waiting
on SWAT and you bring me
413
00:20:37,471 --> 00:20:39,006
The Mighty Morphin
Powder Puff Rangers?!
414
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,374
Aw, someone's still bitter
cuz he didn't make the cut for hero.
415
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,210
Larry!
416
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,644
Not my fault
he has brittle bones!
417
00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:44,879
I hate you Larry.
418
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,614
And who the hell are you?
419
00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:47,815
My name is Average Joe.
420
00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:49,416
He's new Captain, but he checked
out. He's bulletproof and
421
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,885
he's got lasers that
shoot out of his eyes.
422
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,487
Well then what the hell are you
letting him stare at me for?!
423
00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:55,656
I'm sorry! Jesus they're
shooting at us!
424
00:20:57,792 --> 00:21:00,661
There's a bunch of maniacs in
there with some hostages.
425
00:21:00,695 --> 00:21:03,463
They've got the place rigged to
blow with a shitload of C-4.
426
00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:05,332
Sounds like an A-6 scenario.
427
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,668
We're going to need someone
bulletproof to lead the charge.
428
00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:12,372
No one knows
what you're saying!
429
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,441
Joe, you're the
only one qualified!
430
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,710
No, I'm not even
supposed to be here!
431
00:21:15,743 --> 00:21:16,811
I'm not supposed
to be doing this!
432
00:21:16,844 --> 00:21:19,412
Listen, fly in there,
disable it,
433
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,882
hell, blow it up
for all I care!
434
00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:24,351
Just get it the hell out
of here so we can all go home!
435
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,053
Do what you were born to do.
436
00:21:26,087 --> 00:21:27,420
Be a hero!
437
00:21:36,864 --> 00:21:38,933
Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!
438
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:40,835
Ok.
439
00:21:42,603 --> 00:21:44,539
Alright.
440
00:21:56,918 --> 00:21:59,620
Aw... alright
441
00:21:59,654 --> 00:22:01,421
WHY?!
442
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:04,525
Shit, shit shit!
443
00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:05,760
Aaahhh!!!
444
00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:08,495
That was weird.
445
00:22:08,529 --> 00:22:10,965
I'm getting massive
power readings.
446
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:11,966
Who is this?
447
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:13,000
Angel gang.
448
00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:14,035
Not his style.
449
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,838
Unless he's working
for someone else.
450
00:22:16,871 --> 00:22:18,072
Let's move!
451
00:22:19,974 --> 00:22:21,642
Someone wake up Larry!
452
00:22:36,824 --> 00:22:37,925
Let's go!
453
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:43,931
Mary.
Mary. Come in Mary.
454
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:45,365
Mary answer your thing.
455
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,736
Mary it's Dr. Mystico, answer.
456
00:22:48,769 --> 00:22:49,637
Doc what is it?
457
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:51,939
We found a machine down here.
458
00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:52,940
On screen.
459
00:22:52,974 --> 00:22:54,609
It doesn't look good.
460
00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:56,443
Doc we don't have time
for this just find the bomb.
461
00:22:56,644 --> 00:22:58,713
You find the bomb!
462
00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:02,516
Oh God, please don't let me die.
463
00:23:06,988 --> 00:23:09,924
Everything's going
to be alright, just wait.
464
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,560
Do what you were born to do.
465
00:23:12,994 --> 00:23:14,562
I was born to run like hell.
466
00:23:16,931 --> 00:23:18,599
How do you even
disarm this thing?
467
00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:22,136
Is it the red one?
468
00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:24,505
Is it the green one?!
469
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:27,875
You're not helping me!
470
00:23:29,043 --> 00:23:30,778
In the movies it's
always the green one.
471
00:23:31,612 --> 00:23:33,681
I'm sure it's
always the green one.
472
00:23:33,714 --> 00:23:35,016
What are you doing?!
473
00:23:35,316 --> 00:23:36,717
Are you touching the bomb?
474
00:23:36,751 --> 00:23:38,185
Are you even qualified
to touch the bomb?!
475
00:23:38,219 --> 00:23:39,754
Are you even a real hero?
476
00:23:40,955 --> 00:23:41,923
You lied?!
477
00:23:41,956 --> 00:23:42,924
You mean you hired a-
478
00:23:42,957 --> 00:23:43,925
Shut it Hank!
479
00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:45,660
I'm Nightwatchman.
480
00:23:45,693 --> 00:23:48,062
Unbelievable!
481
00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:49,196
Guys, if I could just
say something-
482
00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:51,565
You think you could have
done a better job? Guys!
483
00:23:51,599 --> 00:23:52,566
Oh, I think I could.
484
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,466
I think it's fairly obvious!
485
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,603
Oh, so you're saying
I made a mistake?!
486
00:23:55,636 --> 00:23:56,904
It's VERY obvious.
487
00:23:56,938 --> 00:23:59,206
I don't make mistakes!
488
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,608
Guys, just one second!
489
00:24:00,641 --> 00:24:01,609
WHAT?!
490
00:24:01,642 --> 00:24:03,744
This things
about to go off!
491
00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,246
Balls!
492
00:24:34,642 --> 00:24:36,177
What happened?
493
00:24:38,279 --> 00:24:40,948
I agree with you Mrs.
Mayor. This is unacceptable!
494
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:46,087
But have faith, you
made the right decision.
495
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,487
Did I?
496
00:24:47,521 --> 00:24:50,224
Your heroes cleaned up
the city 10 years ago.
497
00:24:50,257 --> 00:24:52,760
They did it quietly,
no theatrics.
498
00:24:52,793 --> 00:24:54,628
No spectacle.
499
00:24:54,662 --> 00:24:57,131
I won't tolerate
any mistakes Mary.
500
00:24:57,164 --> 00:25:01,702
I can send you back to that
crummy PR firm you came from.
501
00:25:01,736 --> 00:25:04,705
Oh, and rethink the uniforms.
502
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:07,975
You look like Zoro's fat cousin.
503
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:14,548
Should we kill him?
504
00:25:14,582 --> 00:25:15,549
We took an oath.
505
00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:17,051
I ain't gonna say anything.
506
00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:22,156
Mary, I recognized
that device today.
507
00:25:22,823 --> 00:25:25,159
If Angel is working
with who I think.
508
00:25:26,293 --> 00:25:27,862
We're all in great danger.
509
00:25:33,034 --> 00:25:34,902
So what do I do now?
510
00:25:34,935 --> 00:25:38,005
So you go back to your wife,
511
00:25:38,606 --> 00:25:41,242
tell her you got the job,
512
00:25:41,275 --> 00:25:43,544
we'll see you in the morning.
513
00:25:57,892 --> 00:26:00,061
That's right
Maria, it was a massive explosion
514
00:26:00,094 --> 00:26:01,095
that rocked the lower
east side...
515
00:26:01,128 --> 00:26:03,097
Hey Babe!
516
00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:04,632
Hey.
517
00:26:04,665 --> 00:26:06,100
You've been
gone all day.
518
00:26:07,068 --> 00:26:09,804
Yeah, the uh....
519
00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:11,172
...the interview went long.
520
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,641
Is that good or bad?
521
00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:17,311
Bad.
522
00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:21,182
Bad enough to get the job.
523
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:22,817
What?!
524
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:24,685
Baby, I got the job!
525
00:26:24,718 --> 00:26:25,686
You got the job?!
526
00:26:25,719 --> 00:26:26,687
Baby I did!
527
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,622
You joking?
You're serious?
528
00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:30,057
I love you!
529
00:26:30,091 --> 00:26:31,192
I love you,
take your clothes off!
530
00:26:31,225 --> 00:26:32,226
Ok!
531
00:26:38,032 --> 00:26:41,368
It's just us.
Just, stay there.
532
00:26:43,003 --> 00:26:44,905
Hey boss. How'd the test go?
533
00:26:44,939 --> 00:26:45,940
Cops came.
534
00:26:45,973 --> 00:26:48,342
We had to set off the bomb
and ditch the device.
535
00:26:49,009 --> 00:26:50,845
That sucks.
536
00:26:55,349 --> 00:26:57,418
Ok, listen here Iron-Dick.
537
00:26:57,451 --> 00:26:59,186
We're risking our
lives out there.
538
00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:00,688
We're putting our necks out
there every night
539
00:27:00,721 --> 00:27:02,957
and you're going to pay me
three times my price
540
00:27:02,990 --> 00:27:05,059
or I'm going to tear
your little ass apart.
541
00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:07,094
Manners Angel.
542
00:27:07,128 --> 00:27:09,997
M.A.X. is an indispensable
part of my plan,
543
00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:14,135
whereas you have a rather
expendable quality about you.
544
00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:19,707
Lord Menace, we're taking
545
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:21,976
all the risks and getting
almost none of the reward.
546
00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:24,745
By all means, leave.
547
00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:26,347
I'm sure there are plenty of
other vultures in this
548
00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:29,316
city who would be happy to take
your place by my side.
549
00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:33,120
However, if we fail to
execute my plans
550
00:27:33,154 --> 00:27:36,957
these heroes won't leave you
with much of a feast.
551
00:27:36,991 --> 00:27:41,095
You see, your business model is
based on profit, greed.
552
00:27:41,128 --> 00:27:43,230
I pay you well.
553
00:27:43,264 --> 00:27:48,202
My plans are result based,
and you haven't delivered.
554
00:27:48,802 --> 00:27:51,238
My device could have been
tested properly today
555
00:27:51,272 --> 00:27:53,974
had you not called
attention to yourselves.
556
00:27:54,008 --> 00:27:59,079
Maybe, you're just feeling
a little BURNED OUT.
557
00:27:59,113 --> 00:28:00,781
Whoa, whoa, ok.
558
00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:02,449
Hey look, just put that
away, just...
559
00:28:02,483 --> 00:28:04,018
there's no need for this ok?!
560
00:28:04,051 --> 00:28:05,452
I'm going to be...
561
00:28:05,486 --> 00:28:06,787
No, don't shoot me!!
562
00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:07,855
Aaahhhh!!
563
00:28:08,489 --> 00:28:10,157
Ok, I'm out.
564
00:28:13,327 --> 00:28:15,262
When the machine
is capable of withstanding
565
00:28:15,296 --> 00:28:17,431
the power surge,
M.A.X and I will
566
00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:21,769
make our final move on
Heinrich and the heroes.
567
00:28:22,736 --> 00:28:27,875
Soon not even time itself
will be able to stop me.
568
00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:09,083
I'm going to do whatever it
takes to make this work.
569
00:29:20,027 --> 00:29:21,862
Morning tushy.
570
00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:23,430
Good Morning.
571
00:29:23,464 --> 00:29:24,599
Did you make me cookies?
572
00:29:24,633 --> 00:29:27,768
No, I did,
because someone kept me up last night.
573
00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:31,105
Yeah, that's cuz
I was having sex!
574
00:29:31,872 --> 00:29:34,542
I was thinking, I have
teacher in service day today,
575
00:29:34,576 --> 00:29:36,410
so maybe I could stay home
576
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:38,045
for a little while before
you start your job.
577
00:29:38,078 --> 00:29:39,413
That would be amazing.
578
00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,549
Hey, I meant to ask you,
what's the job anyway?
579
00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:43,984
Oh...
580
00:29:44,018 --> 00:29:46,820
It's nothing really.
I just uh...
581
00:29:46,854 --> 00:29:48,155
...working in a lab and...
582
00:29:48,188 --> 00:29:49,557
Somebody's here.
583
00:29:49,591 --> 00:29:50,791
Who?
584
00:29:50,824 --> 00:29:53,294
A lady that looks like she's
pinching a dime between her ass
585
00:29:53,327 --> 00:29:56,096
and a hunky scientist.
586
00:29:56,130 --> 00:29:58,332
I'm so sorry! I'm sorry
baby, that's for me.
587
00:29:58,365 --> 00:29:59,466
That's for me!
588
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,136
I gotta go, I forgot they
pick you up the first day.
589
00:30:02,169 --> 00:30:04,071
I gotta go. Love you!
590
00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:07,174
Love you. Good luck!
591
00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:09,276
I'll take that, you
choke on that!
592
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,412
What the heck!
593
00:30:11,445 --> 00:30:14,114
What are you guys even doing
here? This is my freaking house.
594
00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:15,849
This is my house, what are
you doing here?
595
00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:16,984
This is my temple of zen!
596
00:30:17,017 --> 00:30:18,085
We carpool.
597
00:30:18,118 --> 00:30:19,486
Oh, I guess you failed to
mention that yesterday.
598
00:30:19,521 --> 00:30:21,523
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I
fail to mention that?
599
00:30:21,556 --> 00:30:25,426
I must have been distracted by a
massive explosion you caused!
600
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:29,930
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
601
00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:31,999
So, it's usually just us.
602
00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:33,934
Larry's the only one
that can fly.
603
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:36,070
Well I did offer to
rectify such things.
604
00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:37,539
And I'm still hungry.
605
00:30:37,838 --> 00:30:39,106
Here, go nuts.
606
00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:43,477
Who's that?
607
00:30:44,011 --> 00:30:46,980
Oh, that's my sister-in-law,
she's a handful.
608
00:30:48,248 --> 00:30:49,450
I'll bet she is.
609
00:30:52,286 --> 00:30:53,621
Hunky man's eating my cookie.
610
00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:56,256
Who does she think she is?
611
00:30:56,290 --> 00:30:58,158
Opening the door
for my husband.
612
00:30:58,192 --> 00:30:59,259
Jealous?
613
00:30:59,794 --> 00:31:01,862
I just don't like
fast women that's all.
614
00:31:06,534 --> 00:31:08,268
Since you're clueless
about being a super hero,
615
00:31:08,302 --> 00:31:09,403
here's the brief.
616
00:31:09,436 --> 00:31:11,972
Heroics Inc has wiped out
crime over the last decade
617
00:31:12,005 --> 00:31:14,375
and we only recently got
reactivated.
618
00:31:14,408 --> 00:31:18,312
In the past 6 months,
crime has gone up over 62%.
619
00:31:19,113 --> 00:31:20,981
If we go public, the mayor
thinks we won't have
620
00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:22,349
the support we need.
621
00:31:22,383 --> 00:31:24,885
It's my job to keep us
on track and covert.
622
00:31:26,954 --> 00:31:30,090
Hey, so why'd you put the
ad in the newspaper then?
623
00:31:30,124 --> 00:31:32,960
It was for heroes to read.
624
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:35,262
Is that why you put it in
the super secret
625
00:31:35,295 --> 00:31:36,463
super hero newspaper?
626
00:31:36,497 --> 00:31:39,667
I thought hiding in
plain sight was best.
627
00:31:39,701 --> 00:31:42,570
Besides, who took
that ad seriously?
628
00:31:42,604 --> 00:31:44,672
Yeah, the uh-
629
00:31:44,706 --> 00:31:46,608
Most people thought it was for
kids parties and they were easy
630
00:31:46,641 --> 00:31:49,042
enough to dismiss.
631
00:31:49,878 --> 00:31:52,946
So, you're just saying
you just made a mistake?
632
00:31:57,619 --> 00:31:59,554
Oh, would you look at that.
633
00:31:59,587 --> 00:32:02,289
Hank is up early.
634
00:32:02,322 --> 00:32:03,558
Does he live here?
635
00:32:03,591 --> 00:32:06,594
He never leaves.
Both of his parents were heroes.
636
00:32:06,628 --> 00:32:08,462
He has a lot to live up to.
637
00:32:08,495 --> 00:32:11,599
The emergency beeper
please, yes? Thank you.
638
00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:15,269
Always remember to bring an
extra change of clothes.
639
00:32:15,302 --> 00:32:17,471
Hey, when do we get paid?
640
00:32:17,505 --> 00:32:18,472
Every week.
641
00:32:18,506 --> 00:32:21,375
Crime doesn't pay, but
being a hero sure does.
642
00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:24,044
We'll send you out with Hank.
Learn the ropes.
643
00:32:24,077 --> 00:32:26,246
Doc will be working
on your new suits.
644
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,981
So what are his powers?
645
00:32:28,015 --> 00:32:30,718
Hank doesn't have any.
Both his parents were supers.
646
00:32:30,752 --> 00:32:32,554
Yes,
when both parents are heroes
647
00:32:32,587 --> 00:32:35,422
it usually doesn't get passed
down to the kiddos.
648
00:32:35,456 --> 00:32:38,325
I apologize for being
rude, Good morning Joe Martin.
649
00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:39,727
What is that?
650
00:32:39,761 --> 00:32:42,429
That, my chubby friend is a
super computer mainframe.
651
00:32:42,463 --> 00:32:44,031
My name is LEXII.
652
00:32:44,064 --> 00:32:45,466
Hi, my name's Joe Martin.
653
00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:49,036
It can do anything
that you ask it to. Ask it anything.
654
00:32:49,236 --> 00:32:51,171
ANYTHING.
655
00:32:51,639 --> 00:32:53,440
Well, I could use a tune up.
656
00:32:53,474 --> 00:32:54,441
Ok, Joe.
657
00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:55,375
That's it?
That's all you got?
658
00:32:55,409 --> 00:32:58,746
A local towing
service has been dispatched.
659
00:32:58,780 --> 00:32:59,747
Computer!
660
00:32:59,781 --> 00:33:00,748
Yes Larry?
661
00:33:00,782 --> 00:33:01,916
Give me a bloody mary.
662
00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:04,084
Blood alcohol levels indicate
that you have already had 2.
663
00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:05,285
I don't care if I've
already had 2.
664
00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:07,488
Don't worry your AA sponsor
has already been alerted...
665
00:33:07,522 --> 00:33:09,089
Are you a computer
or my mother?!
666
00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:11,058
...as well as your court
appointed attorney.
667
00:33:11,091 --> 00:33:12,226
Answer his question.
668
00:33:12,259 --> 00:33:14,261
A towing service has been
dispatched to your residence,
669
00:33:14,294 --> 00:33:15,195
No way!
670
00:33:15,597 --> 00:33:17,699
Maintenance of your vehicle has
been assigned to Hank Horowitz.
671
00:33:17,732 --> 00:33:21,803
I'm surprised it didn't respond
with your cars's a piece of crap
672
00:33:21,836 --> 00:33:23,605
Because your car
is a piece of crap.
673
00:33:25,239 --> 00:33:26,574
Welcome to the team.
674
00:33:26,841 --> 00:33:29,176
So you're gonna be
teaching me the ropes huh?
675
00:33:30,545 --> 00:33:32,346
I'm guessing there's
a lot to learn.
676
00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:34,314
You know I really appreciate
677
00:33:34,348 --> 00:33:36,316
all the help with this tune up
and everything.
678
00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:38,620
I mean, I've just
been out of work for so long.
679
00:33:38,653 --> 00:33:40,788
Sarah and I we just really
couldn't afford this.
680
00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:45,527
Hey, so I guess you learned all
this stuff from your dad?
681
00:33:45,994 --> 00:33:47,829
I mean he was
pretty good huh?
682
00:33:47,862 --> 00:33:49,496
Hey did you ever think
about asking Doc for
683
00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:51,498
a little help in the super
powers department?
684
00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:54,536
He tried making me a suit once,
685
00:33:54,569 --> 00:33:56,470
but I'd rather use
what god gave me.
686
00:33:56,504 --> 00:33:57,437
That's noble.
687
00:33:57,471 --> 00:33:59,139
You know what god gave me?
688
00:33:59,172 --> 00:34:00,307
Thighs that rub.
689
00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:03,043
So do you think Doc's gonna give
me a cool suit to wear?
690
00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:06,480
I'm not gonna lie, I'm really
excited about this.
691
00:34:06,514 --> 00:34:09,551
I know it's just a temporary
one, but it's gonna be awesome!
692
00:34:09,584 --> 00:34:13,387
I mean, you know, I guess it's
just one of the perks right?
693
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:16,758
You get to say cool things, like
"Stop evil-doer!"
694
00:34:17,224 --> 00:34:19,126
You get to wear cool outfits.
695
00:34:19,761 --> 00:34:21,563
Swing from rooftops.
696
00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:24,164
Hey have you guys ever
thought about
697
00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:26,133
doing like a slow-mo walk,
698
00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:28,235
like in Armageddon where you
all just kind of walk out...
699
00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:29,804
You know you could die
from doing this.
700
00:34:30,672 --> 00:34:32,540
All heroes
in the downtown corridor
701
00:34:32,574 --> 00:34:34,308
please respond
to a 10-70.
702
00:34:34,341 --> 00:34:36,476
Break in at refined
metals storage unit.
703
00:34:36,511 --> 00:34:37,612
Proceed with caution.
704
00:34:45,152 --> 00:34:46,821
First appearance in front of
your enemies is everything.
705
00:34:47,055 --> 00:34:48,221
No fear.
706
00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:49,256
Yeah, but I'm not ready.
707
00:34:49,289 --> 00:34:50,257
No fear.
708
00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:52,159
I'm not ready-
- No fear!
709
00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:53,460
I'm not ready.
710
00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:54,696
No fear.
711
00:34:55,763 --> 00:34:57,230
Stop evil doers!
712
00:34:57,264 --> 00:35:00,200
It is I, the Nightwatchman.
713
00:35:00,902 --> 00:35:02,870
Sarah.
714
00:35:02,904 --> 00:35:04,404
Sarah!
715
00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:05,873
It is also I!
716
00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:08,509
Average Joe!
717
00:35:13,246 --> 00:35:16,249
Holy crap, it's the kid!
Let's get out of here!
718
00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:21,288
Impressive.
719
00:35:21,321 --> 00:35:22,824
Yeah? You think so?
720
00:35:22,857 --> 00:35:24,626
Cuz when we first got out here,
I was kinda nervous.
721
00:35:24,659 --> 00:35:26,761
Then my adrenaline was pumping
and everything...
722
00:35:26,794 --> 00:35:28,596
Hello Hank.
723
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,901
Bobby?
724
00:35:33,935 --> 00:35:37,905
I'm Nightwatchman.
725
00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:40,575
No, I'm Nightwatchman.
We've been over this before.
726
00:35:40,608 --> 00:35:42,610
Who's your friend?
727
00:35:42,644 --> 00:35:44,177
My name's Joe, Average Joe.
728
00:35:44,211 --> 00:35:45,178
Joe don't.
729
00:35:45,212 --> 00:35:47,447
What, he's like 5.
730
00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:48,816
A very dangerous 6.
731
00:35:51,485 --> 00:35:53,621
AHHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!!!
732
00:35:53,655 --> 00:35:54,922
AHHHHH!!!!!
733
00:35:54,956 --> 00:35:56,624
You got whipped by a kid?!
734
00:35:56,658 --> 00:35:58,860
He's no kid,
he's Satan's minion.
735
00:35:58,893 --> 00:36:00,528
He's 6.
736
00:36:00,561 --> 00:36:01,929
A very dangerous 6.
737
00:36:01,963 --> 00:36:04,464
So much for getting your part
time job at Gymboree.
738
00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:06,834
I knew I should have hired
that kid when I had the chance.
739
00:36:10,571 --> 00:36:13,708
6AM! Tomorrow!
740
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:17,679
Whatever.
741
00:36:29,423 --> 00:36:30,958
What's that?
742
00:36:30,992 --> 00:36:31,959
What's that?
743
00:36:31,993 --> 00:36:34,227
It's work, I got it.
744
00:36:34,261 --> 00:36:35,429
It's 6am.
745
00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:37,497
I know.
They're calling me, I gotta go.
746
00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:41,903
Good morning.
747
00:36:41,936 --> 00:36:43,671
I love you.
748
00:36:53,014 --> 00:36:55,016
The heart of a
hero should never be in doubt.
749
00:36:55,049 --> 00:36:58,686
We hold ourselves to a
higher standard.
750
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,989
We do not allow
ourselves to understand fear.
751
00:37:02,023 --> 00:37:04,659
Over the next few weeks I will
be slowing myself down,
752
00:37:04,692 --> 00:37:06,661
not for my benefit,
but for yours.
753
00:37:06,694 --> 00:37:10,531
So that you can see what is
expected of a real hero.
754
00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:15,937
If you make a great entrance,
in your enemies mind,
755
00:37:15,970 --> 00:37:18,005
half the battle is
already won.
756
00:37:18,039 --> 00:37:20,608
Make no mistake gentlemen.
757
00:37:20,641 --> 00:37:23,376
My job is to break you.
758
00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:25,312
To punish you.
759
00:37:25,913 --> 00:37:28,816
To push you to your very limits
760
00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:32,720
so that when you are
faced with certain death,
761
00:37:32,754 --> 00:37:35,455
you will stand strong.
762
00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:37,024
Proud.
763
00:37:37,058 --> 00:37:39,326
Fearless.
764
00:37:41,596 --> 00:37:44,297
Like a true hero.
765
00:37:44,331 --> 00:37:46,500
Let's go!
766
00:37:52,807 --> 00:37:56,944
Never, under any circumstances
reveal your secret identities.
767
00:37:57,945 --> 00:37:59,580
Shut up Larry.
768
00:37:59,614 --> 00:38:01,716
Why you always
tell me to shut up?
769
00:38:15,096 --> 00:38:16,597
Baby catch.
770
00:38:16,631 --> 00:38:17,598
Baby catch?
771
00:38:17,632 --> 00:38:20,067
Yeah, baby catch.
772
00:38:20,101 --> 00:38:22,003
I'm gonna fling babies at you.
773
00:38:22,036 --> 00:38:25,606
In an emergency, know your
rallying points in the city.
774
00:38:35,550 --> 00:38:37,384
Ready? Hut! Go! Go!
775
00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:39,386
This one needs love,
she's adopted!
776
00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:42,557
This one's a preemie!
Get your hands up!
777
00:40:07,975 --> 00:40:09,176
Come on Joe!
778
00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:11,444
NothinG like a
baby to get you motivated.
779
00:40:11,478 --> 00:40:13,180
Don't drop me!
780
00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:16,183
Babies are coming in hot Joe!
781
00:40:16,217 --> 00:40:18,185
This one got thrown
out of a moving car!
782
00:40:18,219 --> 00:40:21,454
She's covered in oil,
she's slippery!
783
00:40:21,488 --> 00:40:24,058
This one's got parents
who are gonna miss her!
784
00:40:25,826 --> 00:40:26,794
Whoo!
785
00:40:26,827 --> 00:40:28,162
I'm a super hero!
786
00:40:28,195 --> 00:40:29,897
Wait Joe, no wait!
787
00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:32,934
Noooo!
788
00:40:36,103 --> 00:40:39,006
Hello Heinrich, I decided to
make a video for you
789
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,009
with the outfit I was telling
you about.
790
00:40:42,043 --> 00:40:44,912
Doctor, I wasn't
feeling very good today,
791
00:40:44,946 --> 00:40:47,581
would you like to take my
temperature?
792
00:40:47,615 --> 00:40:51,585
It's blue!
793
00:40:51,619 --> 00:40:54,088
- Oh crap.
- Oh shit.
794
00:40:54,121 --> 00:40:55,756
Oh my gosh,
that's so exciting!
795
00:40:55,790 --> 00:40:56,757
Is it?
796
00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:57,825
Yes, I'm going to be an aunt!
797
00:40:57,858 --> 00:40:58,993
Is it?!
What am I going to do?
798
00:40:59,026 --> 00:41:00,728
What am I going to tell Joe?
799
00:41:00,761 --> 00:41:02,830
He's gonna be excited, won't he?
800
00:41:02,863 --> 00:41:05,566
But he's never here Em.
I mean this whole job thing.
801
00:41:05,599 --> 00:41:07,234
You think that I want to
raise this baby alone?
802
00:41:07,268 --> 00:41:09,770
Wait, wait wait!
803
00:41:09,804 --> 00:41:12,873
We are talking
about a baby right?
804
00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:16,677
What are you wearing?
805
00:41:20,982 --> 00:41:23,551
The test of the
machine was successful.
806
00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:26,053
We've waited a long time for
this moment Lord Menace.
807
00:41:26,087 --> 00:41:29,557
Time is a binding concept that
we no longer have any use for.
808
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:36,597
MAX, I believe we
should visit an old friend.
809
00:41:38,599 --> 00:41:39,934
I'm sorry Heinrich.
810
00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:42,536
My system shows that with the
current power source,
811
00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:46,874
the new Average Joe suit
will not maintain plasma levels.
812
00:41:46,907 --> 00:41:48,909
Suit failure at 93.7 percent.
813
00:41:50,845 --> 00:41:53,180
So then why
am I getting power drains?
814
00:41:53,214 --> 00:41:57,051
Would you like me to run
diagnostics again?
815
00:41:57,084 --> 00:41:59,153
Heinrich, your wiring is bad.
816
00:41:59,186 --> 00:42:01,155
The power
source is inadequate.
817
00:42:04,025 --> 00:42:06,227
Maybe a flying
suit was too much.
818
00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:08,629
Actually, it might not be.
819
00:42:08,662 --> 00:42:11,599
Theoretically your flying
Average Joe suit could work.
820
00:42:11,632 --> 00:42:14,168
It seems with the internal
wiring and plasma emitters,
821
00:42:14,201 --> 00:42:18,839
the best power source for us
could be the remaining Terinium.
822
00:42:18,873 --> 00:42:20,574
With the Terinium power source,
823
00:42:20,608 --> 00:42:24,311
flight capability success
increases to 85.2 percent.
824
00:42:24,345 --> 00:42:27,848
Well beyond our
acceptable 70/30 ratio.
825
00:42:27,882 --> 00:42:30,251
Maybe Joe's suit is the reason
we've been holding on to the
826
00:42:30,284 --> 00:42:32,920
Terinium all these
years, Heinrich.
827
00:42:40,227 --> 00:42:41,429
Heinrich!
828
00:42:41,462 --> 00:42:44,698
My systems show an unauthorized
access to northwest corner 3.
829
00:42:44,732 --> 00:42:47,701
Unauthorized access to
main power panel.
830
00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:20,835
Mary?
831
00:43:40,955 --> 00:43:44,158
Hello Heinrich.
At last we meet.
832
00:43:51,232 --> 00:43:52,700
Joe is that you?
833
00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:54,268
Yeah, it's me.
834
00:43:55,703 --> 00:43:57,104
Close your eyes.
835
00:43:57,138 --> 00:43:59,106
I didn't forget our
anniversary did I?
836
00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:00,274
Come with me.
837
00:44:00,307 --> 00:44:02,409
Ok.
What are you doing?
838
00:44:02,443 --> 00:44:04,078
Just a little surprise.
839
00:44:04,445 --> 00:44:06,147
Ok, where's Emily?
840
00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:07,148
At our mom's.
841
00:44:07,181 --> 00:44:08,716
Oh, so a little surprise huh?
842
00:44:08,749 --> 00:44:11,218
No peeking.
843
00:44:11,252 --> 00:44:13,754
Ok, right here?
844
00:44:13,787 --> 00:44:14,889
Ok, you ready?
845
00:44:14,922 --> 00:44:16,757
Yeah.
846
00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:17,791
I hope you like it.
847
00:44:17,825 --> 00:44:21,262
Baby, I love everything you
do, you know that.
848
00:44:21,295 --> 00:44:22,696
3...
849
00:44:22,730 --> 00:44:23,731
2...
850
00:44:23,764 --> 00:44:25,299
Oh shit, hold on.
851
00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:26,300
Oh, Baby, I gotta go.
852
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:28,235
Joe, just 2 seconds!
853
00:44:28,269 --> 00:44:30,437
Baby, I'm sorry, I would but
this is an emergency.
854
00:44:30,471 --> 00:44:32,072
It's an emergency.
855
00:44:32,106 --> 00:44:35,042
Joe that is all you
ever have anymore.
856
00:44:35,075 --> 00:44:36,744
Baby, this is my job.
857
00:44:36,777 --> 00:44:39,446
Oh, even when they call you out
at 3am, that's your job?
858
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,882
Sarah, I don't need this
from you right now.
859
00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:43,751
Ok, I can't do
this by myself Joe.
860
00:44:43,784 --> 00:44:45,719
You have gone from
one extreme to another.
861
00:44:45,753 --> 00:44:47,454
I never see you anymore.
862
00:44:47,488 --> 00:44:51,825
Sarah, you know that I love you,
863
00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:55,462
But I have to go do this.
864
00:44:55,496 --> 00:44:57,097
My hero.
865
00:45:00,501 --> 00:45:01,969
I know.
866
00:45:24,058 --> 00:45:27,361
All units, all units please
respond to a 10:33
867
00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:31,498
Warehouse fire at city property
warehouse at 10100 Riverside.
868
00:45:31,533 --> 00:45:33,767
Armed suspects
possibly on the scene.
869
00:45:33,801 --> 00:45:36,136
Report of explosion,
proceed with caution.
870
00:45:43,911 --> 00:45:44,945
What the hell?
871
00:45:45,547 --> 00:45:46,681
What happened?
872
00:45:46,715 --> 00:45:48,215
Looks like somebody
paid you guys a visit.
873
00:45:48,249 --> 00:45:50,518
The only one that
was here was Mystico.
874
00:45:50,552 --> 00:45:52,186
So,
you work here at these facilities?
875
00:45:52,219 --> 00:45:56,190
Yes, my name is Dr. Mystico,
I'm part of a superhero team,
876
00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,959
and this here is our main
headquarters.
877
00:45:59,159 --> 00:46:00,327
Balls!
878
00:46:01,095 --> 00:46:03,531
Sir can you tell us
what happened here tonight?
879
00:46:05,299 --> 00:46:08,936
It was a firefight!
880
00:46:09,270 --> 00:46:10,904
Ma'am can you tell us your name?
881
00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:12,339
Do you work with this gentleman?
882
00:46:12,373 --> 00:46:13,374
If you want a comment,
883
00:46:13,407 --> 00:46:16,477
you'll have to go through
the mayor's office.
884
00:46:25,185 --> 00:46:26,920
Did anyone call
Captain and Hallenbeck?
885
00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:29,089
Yes, they're on their way.
886
00:46:31,959 --> 00:46:35,563
So Doc, you're telling
us this has all been the same guy?
887
00:46:35,597 --> 00:46:39,033
For a while now, we have
suspected a certain someone
888
00:46:39,066 --> 00:46:41,268
at the heart of this crime wave.
889
00:46:41,302 --> 00:46:44,171
His name...
Lord Menace.
890
00:46:44,204 --> 00:46:46,340
Look Doc,
at first it was just theft
891
00:46:46,373 --> 00:46:49,243
and gathering of
materials and resources.
892
00:46:49,276 --> 00:46:50,911
But then at the
warehouse?
893
00:46:50,944 --> 00:46:52,446
When I was first with you guys?
894
00:46:52,479 --> 00:46:55,583
There was a machine.
A time portal, but it was
895
00:46:55,617 --> 00:46:59,053
missing a very important
piece of the puzzle.
896
00:46:59,621 --> 00:47:04,391
It required a power
source of extreme magnitude.
897
00:47:04,425 --> 00:47:07,562
Just like the one in your suit.
898
00:47:08,395 --> 00:47:10,464
Doc, what did you do?
899
00:47:10,898 --> 00:47:12,399
I think you can fly now.
900
00:47:12,433 --> 00:47:13,934
WHAT?!
901
00:47:13,967 --> 00:47:15,369
What?!
902
00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:17,104
You've got 30 seconds.
903
00:47:17,505 --> 00:47:18,707
Mrs. Mayor.
904
00:47:18,740 --> 00:47:21,475
And you,
who said you were fit to give interviews?
905
00:47:21,509 --> 00:47:24,646
And to talk to my office for an
official statement?
906
00:47:24,679 --> 00:47:27,081
Mrs. Mayor you have every right
to be upset with me.
907
00:47:27,114 --> 00:47:28,949
Do I?
908
00:47:28,982 --> 00:47:33,220
I left you in charge because
you said you could handle it.
909
00:47:33,253 --> 00:47:35,489
And it turns out you're the
worst one out of
910
00:47:35,523 --> 00:47:37,324
all these degenerates.
911
00:47:37,358 --> 00:47:39,226
Mayor, I think these
guys might be on to something.
912
00:47:39,259 --> 00:47:40,994
Johnson! You keep
him on a short leash or
913
00:47:41,028 --> 00:47:43,163
I'll have him kicked
back to traffic duty.
914
00:47:43,197 --> 00:47:44,164
Do you get me?
915
00:47:44,198 --> 00:47:45,366
Yes Ma'am.
916
00:47:45,399 --> 00:47:48,502
This crime wave is
only the beginning.
917
00:47:48,536 --> 00:47:51,238
That's ominous.
918
00:47:51,271 --> 00:47:53,907
I think this is all
just a shake down.
919
00:47:53,941 --> 00:47:57,044
There is no threat.
920
00:47:59,079 --> 00:48:03,183
The city doesn't need you, let
the real heroes handle this.
921
00:48:03,217 --> 00:48:05,352
hiding behind desks in
whatever profession you had
922
00:48:05,386 --> 00:48:09,591
before this.
This project is terminated.
923
00:48:13,595 --> 00:48:17,064
You're an
embarrassment to women.
924
00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:10,050
You did what you could.
925
00:49:12,554 --> 00:49:14,988
There is no confirmation
from arson investigators yet,
926
00:49:15,022 --> 00:49:18,258
but reporters did manage to
speak to a man calling himself
927
00:49:18,292 --> 00:49:20,595
Dr. Mystico who may
have been involved.
928
00:49:20,628 --> 00:49:23,731
Reports on the scene were
interrupted by a woman,
929
00:49:23,765 --> 00:49:26,634
possibly implicating the
Mayor's office as well.
930
00:49:26,668 --> 00:49:29,203
For now the scene has been
closed off by police
931
00:49:29,236 --> 00:49:30,672
and arson investigators.
932
00:49:30,705 --> 00:49:34,074
Neither the Mayor's office or
SAPD has made themselves
933
00:49:34,107 --> 00:49:36,443
available for comment.
934
00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:28,061
Well, it's certainly
not as large as your last office, but
935
00:50:28,095 --> 00:50:30,698
it's nice to have you back.
936
00:50:31,164 --> 00:50:35,102
From wherever you were.
937
00:50:35,537 --> 00:50:37,137
Latte!
938
00:50:38,238 --> 00:50:41,208
Monkey!
939
00:50:44,211 --> 00:50:47,549
Take this nice lady's
car to the back would you?
940
00:50:48,550 --> 00:50:50,518
It's what I do.
941
00:50:50,552 --> 00:50:53,120
Go. Go.
942
00:50:54,354 --> 00:50:56,858
Good news only MAX.
943
00:50:56,891 --> 00:50:59,661
Otherwise, I'll turn you
into a bread warmer.
944
00:50:59,694 --> 00:51:01,361
We still cannot find Mystico.
945
00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:03,798
The Mayor's office has
disbanded the heroes.
946
00:51:04,364 --> 00:51:07,067
Then that means
they'll be lost forever.
947
00:51:08,135 --> 00:51:11,371
My frequency intercepted
a call to a tv station.
948
00:51:11,405 --> 00:51:13,273
A woman named Emily
reporting that she knew
949
00:51:13,307 --> 00:51:15,475
Mystico, but she does
not know his location.
950
00:51:15,510 --> 00:51:17,712
She stated her
brother-in-law works with him.
951
00:51:17,946 --> 00:51:20,815
It could be the hero
we've heard about,
952
00:51:20,848 --> 00:51:22,717
Average Joe?
953
00:51:24,318 --> 00:51:26,320
If that is
indeed her brother-in-law,
954
00:51:26,353 --> 00:51:28,756
then I would very much like to
find out who is wife is.
955
00:51:29,657 --> 00:51:31,893
And where we can find her.
956
00:51:31,926 --> 00:51:34,194
But, why Average Joe?
957
00:51:36,196 --> 00:51:38,365
Leverage MAX.
958
00:51:38,398 --> 00:51:43,103
In times of crisis,
this city needs its heroes.
959
00:51:43,437 --> 00:51:47,307
If we find Average Joe,
we find Mystico.
960
00:51:48,308 --> 00:51:50,444
It's moving day!
961
00:51:50,477 --> 00:51:53,748
Unfortunately we
have been politely asked to
962
00:51:53,781 --> 00:51:57,250
dispose of my life's work.
963
00:51:59,453 --> 00:52:02,657
That's ok.
That's ok.
964
00:52:02,690 --> 00:52:05,392
I really wanted to
see this in action.
965
00:52:05,425 --> 00:52:07,595
To see you in action.
966
00:52:07,629 --> 00:52:09,631
Did you sleep here last night?
967
00:52:09,931 --> 00:52:11,465
Sarah left.
968
00:52:12,466 --> 00:52:13,901
It's no sweat Joe.
969
00:52:13,935 --> 00:52:16,804
Do you know what the divorce
rate is for superheroes?
970
00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:20,374
Me neither, I'm
sure its pretty high though.
971
00:52:21,475 --> 00:52:23,477
Who wants pancakes?
972
00:52:25,947 --> 00:52:27,447
Me!
973
00:52:27,982 --> 00:52:29,282
I'm wearing the shirt.
974
00:52:31,853 --> 00:52:34,221
Pick up, pick
up, pick up, pick up.
975
00:52:34,421 --> 00:52:36,456
Ok, let's keep it
orderly please.
976
00:52:36,490 --> 00:52:38,760
Single file line,
next to your bus buddy.
977
00:52:38,993 --> 00:52:41,529
Quietly.
978
00:52:41,562 --> 00:52:42,697
Hello?
979
00:52:42,730 --> 00:52:43,898
Sarah?
980
00:52:43,931 --> 00:52:46,466
You left before I had a chance
to talk to you this morning.
981
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:47,735
Let me call you back Em. Ok?
982
00:52:47,769 --> 00:52:49,202
I'm getting kids
loaded for a field trip.
983
00:52:49,236 --> 00:52:50,270
No, Sarah, look.
984
00:52:50,303 --> 00:52:52,472
I think I know why Joe hasn't
been around lately.
985
00:52:52,507 --> 00:52:54,642
I don't have
time for this.
986
00:52:54,676 --> 00:52:56,476
And don't you dare take
Joe's side on this.
987
00:52:56,511 --> 00:52:58,211
Ok, I'm the one who's pregnant
and going to have to
988
00:52:58,245 --> 00:52:59,379
raise this baby on my own.
989
00:52:59,413 --> 00:53:01,549
I am not taking Joe's side!
990
00:53:01,582 --> 00:53:04,819
Oh, this gets better and better.
991
00:53:04,852 --> 00:53:06,721
Heinrich's been real
secretive about what he's doing.
992
00:53:06,754 --> 00:53:08,221
But then last night
on the news...
993
00:53:10,658 --> 00:53:12,627
Ok, I'll call you back
after I'm done dealing with them.
994
00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:14,962
Hey, you guys!
995
00:53:14,996 --> 00:53:16,030
Sarah?
996
00:53:16,064 --> 00:53:18,666
Damnit, I finally have
something important to say!
997
00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:21,536
You guys, off the bus right
now and to the back of the line.
998
00:53:21,869 --> 00:53:22,837
Sarah Martin?
999
00:53:22,870 --> 00:53:24,204
AAAAhh!
1000
00:53:24,237 --> 00:53:27,975
Please put down your phone,
you have 20 seconds to comply.
1001
00:53:28,009 --> 00:53:29,877
Thank you.
1002
00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:38,653
All units,
all units respond to a 10-33,
1003
00:53:38,686 --> 00:53:40,888
armed suspect has
hijacked a school bus
1004
00:53:40,922 --> 00:53:44,859
heading west into the downtown
corridor along I-35 near BAMC.
1005
00:53:44,892 --> 00:53:48,596
5 hostages taken including 4
children and an adult female.
1006
00:53:49,063 --> 00:53:52,033
Suspect considered armed and
extremely dangerous.
1007
00:53:52,066 --> 00:53:53,266
Proceed with caution.
1008
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,334
Hey!
1009
00:53:54,367 --> 00:53:55,937
Again,
all units respond to a 10-33.
1010
00:53:55,970 --> 00:53:57,805
Come on, we gotta go.
1011
00:53:57,839 --> 00:53:59,640
Here we go!
1012
00:53:59,674 --> 00:54:03,443
Big moment, big
moment. Here we go!
1013
00:54:03,477 --> 00:54:04,579
Ok Riggs, drive!
1014
00:54:04,612 --> 00:54:05,847
I'm not your secretary!
1015
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,616
SAPD air support has
been dispatched and is en route.
1016
00:54:09,217 --> 00:54:10,852
Copy that central,
this is EagleEye.
1017
00:54:10,885 --> 00:54:13,554
We are airborne and
en route for air support, over.
1018
00:54:21,062 --> 00:54:22,496
Do ya'll need anything else?
1019
00:54:22,530 --> 00:54:24,599
Aspirin. Lots of aspirin.
1020
00:54:27,635 --> 00:54:28,770
So, you and Em?
1021
00:54:29,837 --> 00:54:33,040
Yeah, but she
doesn't know about us,
1022
00:54:33,074 --> 00:54:34,776
she definitely doesn't know
about Lord Menace,
1023
00:54:34,809 --> 00:54:36,043
so we're good.
1024
00:54:36,077 --> 00:54:38,378
Tell me more about
this Lord Menace guy.
1025
00:54:38,411 --> 00:54:42,382
Lord Menace, he was...
he was my mentor.
1026
00:54:42,415 --> 00:54:44,284
Austria, 1850.
1027
00:54:44,819 --> 00:54:45,953
He was a brilliant man.
1028
00:54:45,987 --> 00:54:47,822
Brilliant scientist named Hans.
1029
00:54:49,489 --> 00:54:51,092
Hans?
1030
00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:52,994
That makes sense.
1031
00:54:53,027 --> 00:54:56,329
You see Joe, I was Hans' lab
assistant for quite a few years.
1032
00:54:56,363 --> 00:54:57,598
We had been developing
our theories
1033
00:54:57,632 --> 00:54:59,634
on creating new
power sources,
1034
00:55:00,134 --> 00:55:02,402
and that's how we created these
things quite by accident.
1035
00:55:02,937 --> 00:55:03,971
What things?
1036
00:55:04,005 --> 00:55:06,874
The crystals. The crystals that
I use to teleport.
1037
00:55:07,074 --> 00:55:11,746
Well, it's not necessarily
teleportation, it's more of a
1038
00:55:11,779 --> 00:55:14,081
moving forward through
time just a few moments.
1039
00:55:14,115 --> 00:55:16,851
You see time
travel is very tricky.
1040
00:55:16,884 --> 00:55:19,887
It's quite easy to move forward,
but to move back...
1041
00:55:19,921 --> 00:55:21,856
is impossible.
1042
00:55:21,889 --> 00:55:23,925
But Hans was
convinced otherwise.
1043
00:55:24,391 --> 00:55:28,495
You see time travel
requires lots of energy,
1044
00:55:28,529 --> 00:55:30,565
so we obtained a
substance called Terinium.
1045
00:55:32,399 --> 00:55:34,467
Terinium?
Terinium.
1046
00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:36,103
And on our first experiments...
1047
00:55:36,137 --> 00:55:38,371
Hans wanted to keep
his hands clean.
1048
00:55:38,973 --> 00:55:40,041
Hans free.
1049
00:55:40,074 --> 00:55:42,076
So wanted
me to perform them.
1050
00:55:42,944 --> 00:55:45,412
Without telling me exactly how
dangerous this was.
1051
00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:46,446
What a jerk!
1052
00:55:46,479 --> 00:55:47,682
I know!
1053
00:55:48,683 --> 00:55:50,885
There was an explosion.
1054
00:55:50,918 --> 00:55:54,555
I was lucky,
but Hans was left deformed.
1055
00:55:54,589 --> 00:55:55,990
Changed.
1056
00:55:56,023 --> 00:55:56,991
Changed to what?
1057
00:55:57,024 --> 00:55:58,693
To something else.
1058
00:55:59,994 --> 00:56:01,494
What?
1059
00:56:01,529 --> 00:56:04,665
He decided to change
his name, to Lord Menace.
1060
00:56:04,699 --> 00:56:07,467
Which I agree with, it sounds
better, cooler, more evil...
1061
00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:08,903
Looks good on a poster.
1062
00:56:08,936 --> 00:56:11,038
It works, yes
it's more marketable.
1063
00:56:11,072 --> 00:56:15,142
You see now, as Lord Menace he
continues his reign.
1064
00:56:15,176 --> 00:56:16,844
Trying to go back
1065
00:56:17,578 --> 00:56:19,914
and change the mistakes
that we have made.
1066
00:56:19,947 --> 00:56:21,682
Like the mistakes
I made last night.
1067
00:56:21,716 --> 00:56:24,051
Recreate history in
his own image.
1068
00:56:26,187 --> 00:56:28,055
Well, what about
the Terinium?
1069
00:56:30,725 --> 00:56:32,727
The last known Terinium on earth
1070
00:56:34,528 --> 00:56:35,963
is contained in your suit.
1071
00:56:38,733 --> 00:56:40,735
These pancakes
look good don't they?
1072
00:56:43,204 --> 00:56:45,840
This is 20-William-12,
we have 10-6 in the area,
1073
00:56:45,873 --> 00:56:49,442
entering I-10 and Woodlawn,
joining pursuit of school bus.
1074
00:56:49,476 --> 00:56:51,545
"Hello Heinrich"
1075
00:56:51,579 --> 00:56:52,613
'Hello Heinrich"
1076
00:56:52,647 --> 00:56:54,615
It's Emily. Stay quiet.
1077
00:56:54,649 --> 00:56:55,583
Hello!
1078
00:56:55,616 --> 00:56:56,584
Hello Heinrich.
1079
00:56:56,617 --> 00:56:58,719
How are you my strawberry crepe?
1080
00:56:58,753 --> 00:57:00,888
I don't know, why don't
you look up and find out.
1081
00:57:02,489 --> 00:57:03,490
Shit.
1082
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,162
What, you've never had
a woman mad at you before?
1083
00:57:09,931 --> 00:57:11,198
What's this?
1084
00:57:11,232 --> 00:57:12,533
Morning Joe.
1085
00:57:12,566 --> 00:57:14,001
How did you find us ...?
1086
00:57:14,035 --> 00:57:15,036
I tracked your phone.
1087
00:57:15,069 --> 00:57:17,004
You're not the only techie in
this relationship.
1088
00:57:17,038 --> 00:57:19,206
I want to know why you were on
the news last night.
1089
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,875
And you have some
explaining to do!
1090
00:57:20,908 --> 00:57:21,876
Where's Sarah?
1091
00:57:21,909 --> 00:57:23,811
Are you what I think you are?
1092
00:57:23,844 --> 00:57:25,179
Superheroes?!
1093
00:57:27,181 --> 00:57:29,617
Ha ha, that's preposterous.
1094
00:57:29,650 --> 00:57:30,818
Is it?!
1095
00:57:30,851 --> 00:57:31,819
Yes.
1096
00:57:31,852 --> 00:57:32,820
Is it?
1097
00:57:37,258 --> 00:57:40,227
Dispatch,
we have a visual going east on I-10.
1098
00:57:40,261 --> 00:57:41,929
Standby.
1099
00:57:43,130 --> 00:57:44,665
This is 4-Victor-7,
we just spotted
1100
00:57:44,699 --> 00:57:46,200
an adult female in the bus.
1101
00:57:47,969 --> 00:57:49,570
It's ok you guys, it's ok.
1102
00:57:51,005 --> 00:57:53,174
They're crossing the I-35
interchange.
1103
00:57:56,277 --> 00:57:58,478
What the hell is that?
1104
00:58:02,283 --> 00:58:04,185
Aaaaaahhhhhhh!
1105
00:58:06,754 --> 00:58:08,723
We just lost 7,
we just lost unit 7.
1106
00:58:08,756 --> 00:58:10,758
Unit 12, be advised
shots fired. Shots fired.
1107
00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:12,927
Yeah, we saw that, thank you.
1108
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:14,494
We're doomed!
1109
00:58:15,563 --> 00:58:16,964
It's ok you guys. It's ok.
1110
00:58:19,834 --> 00:58:21,035
Joe.
1111
00:58:23,637 --> 00:58:27,608
Oh my god.
Somebody turn that up.
1112
00:58:27,641 --> 00:58:29,977
A squad car has lost control.
1113
00:58:30,011 --> 00:58:31,612
Police are continuing
the pursuit,
1114
00:58:31,645 --> 00:58:33,147
but if the suspect at
the wheel is armed...
1115
00:58:33,180 --> 00:58:36,250
10 years ago I would
have been all over that.
1116
00:58:38,719 --> 00:58:39,954
Suits in the van right?
1117
00:58:39,987 --> 00:58:41,889
We're in just as
much shock as you are right now
1118
00:58:41,922 --> 00:58:43,924
at what just happened.
1119
00:58:44,859 --> 00:58:48,662
Joe.
Joe! No don't!
1120
00:58:48,696 --> 00:58:50,264
I gotta see this.
1121
00:58:54,335 --> 00:58:58,105
We're going to stay live
with this video as long as we can.
1122
00:58:58,139 --> 00:59:00,307
Joe, no what are you doing?
You can't do this!
1123
00:59:00,341 --> 00:59:03,310
Actually, you
look really good.
1124
00:59:03,344 --> 00:59:06,113
No, what am I saying,
you can't do this.
1125
00:59:06,147 --> 00:59:07,381
You're not ready.
We're not ready.
1126
00:59:07,415 --> 00:59:10,317
My wife's a school teacher, Doc.
What if it was her out there?
1127
00:59:10,351 --> 00:59:12,586
I won't get caught.
Trust me.
1128
00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:13,854
I mean, it's like you said,
1129
00:59:13,888 --> 00:59:15,923
Do what you were
born to do right?
1130
00:59:15,956 --> 00:59:17,324
Oh, now you listen to me.
1131
00:59:17,358 --> 00:59:19,760
Ok Joe, you have a new
advanced suit.
1132
00:59:19,794 --> 00:59:21,262
You just hold your
arms out to glide
1133
00:59:21,295 --> 00:59:23,197
and the thrusters will adjust
you automatically.
1134
00:59:23,230 --> 00:59:24,432
Alright, got it.
And the Terinium?
1135
00:59:24,465 --> 00:59:27,068
I'm actually kind of curious
myself to see what will happen.
1136
00:59:27,101 --> 00:59:28,803
Doc!
You're gonna get killed.
1137
00:59:28,836 --> 00:59:30,204
Yeah, why aren't you up there?
1138
00:59:30,237 --> 00:59:31,772
My suit's at the cleaners.
1139
00:59:31,806 --> 00:59:34,809
Right, Alright, back up,
everybody back up.
1140
00:59:34,842 --> 00:59:35,743
Here we go.
1141
00:59:35,776 --> 00:59:38,879
Ok Joe, just
ease into the controls and-
1142
00:59:38,913 --> 00:59:41,015
Aaahh!
1143
00:59:42,683 --> 00:59:45,719
Oh yeah, this should end well.
1144
00:59:47,788 --> 00:59:49,290
..the horrific
situation that our city-
1145
00:59:49,323 --> 00:59:51,192
Turn that up!
1146
00:59:51,392 --> 00:59:53,260
I say again,
suspect at the wheel
1147
00:59:53,294 --> 00:59:55,629
is armed and
extremely dangerous.
1148
00:59:55,663 --> 00:59:58,099
And probably a robot.
1149
01:00:02,736 --> 01:00:04,839
Too fast! Too fast, too fast!
1150
01:00:05,172 --> 01:00:06,941
Whoah!
1151
01:00:06,974 --> 01:00:08,876
Whoohoo!
1152
01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:11,912
All units be advised, a flying
man has entered the scene!
1153
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,848
It's a flying man!
1154
01:00:13,881 --> 01:00:15,883
Really, what?
1155
01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:28,395
I can fix that.
1156
01:00:31,966 --> 01:00:34,401
Whoah!
1157
01:00:35,436 --> 01:00:38,072
Yes!
1158
01:00:38,105 --> 01:00:39,773
I thought your suit
was at the cleaners?
1159
01:00:39,807 --> 01:00:42,743
Hey, it was ready
a little early.
1160
01:00:42,776 --> 01:00:45,045
Alright, hang on.
We're going in!
1161
01:00:47,448 --> 01:00:50,151
All units,
2 flying men have now entered the pursuit.
1162
01:00:50,184 --> 01:00:51,785
Hold your fire.
1163
01:00:51,819 --> 01:00:52,853
It's Larry!
1164
01:00:52,887 --> 01:00:55,122
MAX,
pick up your visual scanning.
1165
01:01:32,459 --> 01:01:34,762
Everybody back off, let's give
these guys some room.
1166
01:01:35,462 --> 01:01:37,164
Bring it!
1167
01:01:51,779 --> 01:01:53,814
We're gonna crash!
1168
01:01:53,847 --> 01:01:55,482
Holy shit, we're gonna crash!
1169
01:01:55,517 --> 01:01:56,750
MISS!
1170
01:01:56,784 --> 01:01:58,452
Everybody down!
1171
01:01:58,485 --> 01:02:00,955
Joe! Get out!
1172
01:02:21,275 --> 01:02:23,377
This is the
best field trip ever!
1173
01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:25,513
We have to get
back to the office!
1174
01:02:25,547 --> 01:02:27,881
That was awesome!
1175
01:02:38,526 --> 01:02:40,528
Look, there he is!
1176
01:02:46,433 --> 01:02:48,235
Contact, rear!
1177
01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:52,139
Shots fired! Shots fired!
1178
01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:54,875
Backup units proceed with
caution, suspect is still armed!
1179
01:02:54,908 --> 01:02:56,910
I have Joe's wife Lord Menace.
1180
01:02:56,944 --> 01:02:59,113
Return to base.
1181
01:03:00,582 --> 01:03:02,483
I think it's time...
1182
01:03:08,355 --> 01:03:12,527
...for my grand entrance.
1183
01:03:17,298 --> 01:03:20,100
We're not supposed
to reveal our identities!
1184
01:03:20,134 --> 01:03:21,935
You told a news reporter!
1185
01:03:21,969 --> 01:03:24,305
Nobody ever wants to
talk to me!
1186
01:03:25,472 --> 01:03:29,243
Oh, you're so hot
when you're mad!
1187
01:03:29,276 --> 01:03:31,912
Scanning all frequencies.
1188
01:03:34,114 --> 01:03:36,383
Mrs Mayor! Mrs. Mayor!
1189
01:03:40,622 --> 01:03:43,190
Can you confirm a report of a
man flying over the freeway?
1190
01:03:43,223 --> 01:03:45,959
We are not ready to make an
official statement.
1191
01:03:45,993 --> 01:03:47,461
In light of today's
incident on the freeway,
1192
01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:49,463
we will be doing a
complete investigation.
1193
01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:51,865
Now, we are
committed to due process,
1194
01:03:51,899 --> 01:03:54,034
so please allow us
to do our jobs.
1195
01:03:54,068 --> 01:03:56,470
Any further questions can be
relayed to our media relations
1196
01:03:56,503 --> 01:03:57,404
Thank you.
1197
01:03:57,438 --> 01:03:59,873
Get Captain Johnson
on the phone, now!
1198
01:04:00,508 --> 01:04:01,475
Oh my gosh!
1199
01:04:01,509 --> 01:04:02,476
Ha ha ha!!
1200
01:04:02,510 --> 01:04:03,477
We can fly!
1201
01:04:03,511 --> 01:04:04,478
That was amazing!
1202
01:04:04,512 --> 01:04:05,312
That was awesome!
1203
01:04:05,346 --> 01:04:07,081
Hold on man, we aren't hugging.
1204
01:04:07,114 --> 01:04:08,082
No?
1205
01:04:08,115 --> 01:04:09,283
No, go ahead, bring it in.
1206
01:04:09,316 --> 01:04:11,952
I don't care what the mayor
says, she can take me to jail,
1207
01:04:11,985 --> 01:04:12,986
I don't even care!
1208
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:13,987
Joe is that you?
1209
01:04:14,021 --> 01:04:15,255
Hey Doc, come in.
1210
01:04:15,289 --> 01:04:17,458
Yeah wasn't that awesome?
1211
01:04:17,491 --> 01:04:19,627
I just need to take a
look at your boosters.
1212
01:04:19,661 --> 01:04:21,161
Sometimes things work good,
1213
01:04:21,195 --> 01:04:22,896
sometimes they don't
work as good.
1214
01:04:22,930 --> 01:04:24,231
You just need to get out of that
1215
01:04:24,264 --> 01:04:25,533
and back into your
civilian clothes.
1216
01:04:26,568 --> 01:04:28,536
Is that a phone?
1217
01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:30,270
Wait, is it my cell?
1218
01:04:34,007 --> 01:04:35,275
Joe, it's Sarah!
1219
01:04:35,309 --> 01:04:37,010
Just patch it through!
1220
01:04:39,681 --> 01:04:40,648
Sarah?
1221
01:04:40,682 --> 01:04:42,550
Joe Martin?
1222
01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:44,418
Who is this?
1223
01:04:44,451 --> 01:04:47,388
I wanted to call and
tell you what a big fan I am,
1224
01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:49,957
after your splendid
performance today.
1225
01:04:49,990 --> 01:04:52,126
I made a great effort to get
your attention this morning,
1226
01:04:52,159 --> 01:04:56,096
but you flew off before we could
properly introduce ourselves.
1227
01:04:56,130 --> 01:04:57,965
How did you get Sarah's phone?
1228
01:04:57,998 --> 01:04:59,967
Is Heinrich with you?
1229
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,003
I believe he calls himself
Dr. Mystico?
1230
01:05:03,270 --> 01:05:04,639
What you failed to notice Joe,
1231
01:05:04,672 --> 01:05:07,509
was who was on that bus you
saved today.
1232
01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:09,143
Turn to channel eight.
1233
01:05:09,176 --> 01:05:11,445
Mary,
did you see what's going on outside?
1234
01:05:17,084 --> 01:05:18,318
Again, breaking news.
1235
01:05:18,352 --> 01:05:21,589
Gunfire has erupted downtown,
as gunmen led
1236
01:05:21,623 --> 01:05:24,726
by two robotic looking
individuals have seized control
1237
01:05:24,759 --> 01:05:26,226
of the Westin Center.
1238
01:05:26,260 --> 01:05:28,162
We've also just received a
message from a man
1239
01:05:28,195 --> 01:05:30,230
calling himself Lord Menace,
1240
01:05:30,264 --> 01:05:33,167
taking responsibility for this
morning's bus chase.
1241
01:06:08,402 --> 01:06:11,238
I guess we're not going to have
time for a taco huh?
1242
01:06:12,439 --> 01:06:13,474
Thank you Ernie.
1243
01:06:13,508 --> 01:06:15,309
We are here live downtown where
it appears that a
1244
01:06:15,342 --> 01:06:17,444
mechanical device
has been taken onto the streets
1245
01:06:17,478 --> 01:06:20,147
at Pecan, directly in front of
the Westin Center.
1246
01:06:20,180 --> 01:06:23,083
It appears the device is
creating some sort of cloud
1247
01:06:23,116 --> 01:06:25,452
or disturbance in the sky
directly above us
1248
01:06:25,486 --> 01:06:28,222
Eyewitness on the ground are
reporting that it is made of
1249
01:06:28,255 --> 01:06:30,424
some sort of toxic
gas, but this is only a
1250
01:06:30,457 --> 01:06:31,492
suggestion at this point.
1251
01:06:31,526 --> 01:06:33,628
Neither the police office or the
mayor's office are
1252
01:06:33,661 --> 01:06:36,430
categorizing this as an act of
terrorism, but
1253
01:06:36,463 --> 01:06:38,733
it is confirmed that the
metallic figure spotted...
1254
01:06:38,766 --> 01:06:41,636
in today's highway
chase is involved.
1255
01:06:41,669 --> 01:06:44,338
It also appears that the young
school teacher kidnapped
1256
01:06:44,371 --> 01:06:47,441
this morning is with them, along
with another female hostage.
1257
01:06:47,474 --> 01:06:50,778
Police are issuing orders that
everyone evacuate the
1258
01:06:50,812 --> 01:06:53,380
downtown corridor
immediately.
1259
01:07:04,692 --> 01:07:06,661
Hallenbeck! You alright?
1260
01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:08,328
Well, we barely made
it off the freeway alive!
1261
01:07:08,362 --> 01:07:10,497
You're still alive and I
need a tactical response.
1262
01:07:10,532 --> 01:07:12,466
We don't have one yet sir.
1263
01:07:12,499 --> 01:07:14,468
Yes we do!
1264
01:07:14,501 --> 01:07:16,203
Captain, we've
seen this thing in action,
1265
01:07:16,236 --> 01:07:18,472
it's gonna take more than what
our SWAT team can do.
1266
01:07:18,506 --> 01:07:20,708
This thing wants what
Joe and Mystico have.
1267
01:07:20,742 --> 01:07:23,377
And I want a tactical response!
1268
01:07:26,213 --> 01:07:28,215
Well, I guess you made up your
mind about what you are going
1269
01:07:28,248 --> 01:07:30,284
to do Hallenbeck.
1270
01:07:30,317 --> 01:07:32,286
Don't let me stop you.
1271
01:07:32,319 --> 01:07:35,657
Let's get Average Joe!
1272
01:07:35,690 --> 01:07:39,126
We're gonna get fired!
1273
01:07:45,867 --> 01:07:47,835
Joe! It's Hallenbeck.
1274
01:07:47,869 --> 01:07:49,436
We need you.
1275
01:07:49,469 --> 01:07:51,873
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, we'll back you up.
1276
01:07:51,906 --> 01:07:55,108
We'll give you
whatever you need.
1277
01:07:56,878 --> 01:07:59,379
I gotta go pick out a gun!
1278
01:07:59,413 --> 01:08:02,717
Ma'am, leave it. Come on, we
gotta go. This way!
1279
01:08:09,524 --> 01:08:13,226
Miss Maddox,
he says he knows you.
1280
01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:17,565
It's okay.
1281
01:08:19,567 --> 01:08:21,769
What are you doing here?
1282
01:08:21,803 --> 01:08:23,170
The team is gonna need us Mary.
1283
01:08:23,203 --> 01:08:24,606
Hank I don't have time to
discuss this...
1284
01:08:24,639 --> 01:08:26,139
So you're just going to
watch this whole thing
1285
01:08:26,173 --> 01:08:27,474
from four blocks away?
1286
01:08:27,508 --> 01:08:30,545
- There's nothing I can do!
- Yes there is!
1287
01:08:30,578 --> 01:08:34,348
Now, you can choose to sit on
your spoiled ass and do nothing,
1288
01:08:34,381 --> 01:08:37,417
or you can do what
you were born to do.
1289
01:08:37,451 --> 01:08:38,886
Be a hero.
1290
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:40,220
I can't!
1291
01:08:44,424 --> 01:08:45,793
You're a coward.
1292
01:08:54,267 --> 01:08:55,903
This morning's
freeway chase seems to be just
1293
01:08:55,937 --> 01:08:59,774
the tip of the iceberg. As a man
calling himself Lord Menace has
1294
01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:02,275
taken over the streets in front
of the Westin Center.
1295
01:09:02,309 --> 01:09:03,911
Along with members
of the Angel gang,
1296
01:09:03,945 --> 01:09:06,246
they have taken two
female hostages
1297
01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:09,383
and moved a large mechanical
device onto the streets.
1298
01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:12,720
The device in question did fire
a beam into the skies above us
1299
01:09:12,754 --> 01:09:15,422
and a large cloud of light and
energy is currently hovering
1300
01:09:15,455 --> 01:09:18,860
over the city. The only question
is now, if there are in fact
1301
01:09:18,893 --> 01:09:22,664
superheroes in San Antonio, will
they come to the rescue and stop
1302
01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:26,934
this apparent super villain.
1303
01:09:26,968 --> 01:09:29,737
To the man who calls
himself Lord Menace,
1304
01:09:29,771 --> 01:09:31,572
I have a message for you.
1305
01:09:31,606 --> 01:09:33,407
For far too long...
1306
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:37,545
this city's heroes have been
forced to sit in the shadows,
1307
01:09:37,578 --> 01:09:38,946
unsure of their place.
1308
01:09:40,581 --> 01:09:44,986
Not knowing whether or not this
city that they care for
1309
01:09:45,019 --> 01:09:48,422
would embrace them
or reject them.
1310
01:09:51,425 --> 01:09:52,960
Because of you,
1311
01:09:52,994 --> 01:09:57,364
our city now faces the greatest
danger it's ever known.
1312
01:09:57,397 --> 01:09:59,934
But I promise you this,
1313
01:09:59,967 --> 01:10:02,302
not one life will be lost today.
1314
01:10:03,604 --> 01:10:06,908
Because guarding over this
city...
1315
01:10:08,910 --> 01:10:10,912
...is this city's heroes.
1316
01:10:14,481 --> 01:10:16,884
We are your guardians.
1317
01:10:20,621 --> 01:10:22,255
We are
your protectors.
1318
01:10:38,639 --> 01:10:41,509
Because the heart of
a hero is never in doubt.
1319
01:10:47,648 --> 01:10:49,851
We do not understand fear.
1320
01:10:54,655 --> 01:10:57,390
And when faced
with certain death...
1321
01:10:59,761 --> 01:11:01,394
we will stand strong....
1322
01:11:04,732 --> 01:11:06,734
proud....
1323
01:11:08,401 --> 01:11:10,403
and fearless.
1324
01:11:19,781 --> 01:11:21,649
We will leave no one behind.
1325
01:11:21,682 --> 01:11:23,618
Evacuate everyone.
1326
01:11:34,461 --> 01:11:36,296
And as for you Lord Menace,
1327
01:11:37,165 --> 01:11:40,467
I'm speaking to you not
as a hero but as a husband.
1328
01:11:41,869 --> 01:11:43,905
You picked the
wrong wife to kidnap.
1329
01:11:45,139 --> 01:11:46,808
Because now...
1330
01:11:46,841 --> 01:11:48,910
I'm going to beat the
shit out of you.
1331
01:11:51,612 --> 01:11:53,614
It has been an
honor Lord Menace.
1332
01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,960
Yo Joe!
1333
01:12:05,993 --> 01:12:07,995
Here to save the city?
1334
01:12:08,495 --> 01:12:10,531
I'm here to save my marriage!
1335
01:12:11,132 --> 01:12:13,500
Heinrich, you coward!
1336
01:12:13,901 --> 01:12:15,636
You left me for dead!
1337
01:12:16,003 --> 01:12:17,905
You were just a head!
1338
01:12:17,939 --> 01:12:20,007
How was I supposed to know?
1339
01:12:20,473 --> 01:12:22,977
I can see that.
I can totally see that.
1340
01:12:23,010 --> 01:12:24,912
Do you
have any idea how long
1341
01:12:24,946 --> 01:12:26,948
it took me to crawl
out of that wreckage?
1342
01:12:26,981 --> 01:12:29,116
To rebuild a new body?
1343
01:12:29,150 --> 01:12:31,953
Try using an Alan wrench
when you're just a head!
1344
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:35,890
Ok, I am genuinely
sorry about that!
1345
01:12:35,923 --> 01:12:37,457
You will be.
1346
01:12:38,025 --> 01:12:40,928
Give MAX the Terinium, Joe.
1347
01:12:40,962 --> 01:12:43,865
And your wife doesn't
have to suffer.
1348
01:12:43,898 --> 01:12:44,899
Much.
1349
01:12:58,646 --> 01:13:00,648
Alright, that's it!
1350
01:13:09,489 --> 01:13:11,025
Duck!
1351
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:22,570
MAX, get me that Terinium!
1352
01:13:22,603 --> 01:13:24,605
With pleasure.
1353
01:13:33,748 --> 01:13:35,448
Can't you make
anything that works?
1354
01:13:35,482 --> 01:13:36,449
I said fifty-fifty.
1355
01:13:36,483 --> 01:13:37,785
I heard seventy-thirty.
1356
01:13:37,818 --> 01:13:39,153
Here comes MAX!
1357
01:13:43,691 --> 01:13:46,527
Doc, how vulnerable would he be
if he didn't have that Tin Man?
1358
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:50,665
Extremely, he would have to fire
the Terinium himself.
1359
01:13:50,698 --> 01:13:52,967
It's rebooting.
1360
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,201
Can't you just
teleport over there?
1361
01:13:54,235 --> 01:13:55,303
It's too close to the beam.
1362
01:13:55,336 --> 01:13:57,104
The field would neutralize and I
would be burned alive.
1363
01:13:57,138 --> 01:14:00,708
I have an idea.
Hank! Hank!
1364
01:14:00,741 --> 01:14:03,210
What'll happen
if we overload the grid?
1365
01:14:03,244 --> 01:14:04,211
I was afraid you'd say that.
1366
01:14:04,245 --> 01:14:06,213
That's not gonna work Joe!
1367
01:14:06,247 --> 01:14:08,883
If you've got a better idea
Larry, now's the time!
1368
01:14:08,916 --> 01:14:10,885
Hank, you and Mary just
worry about the hostage alright?
1369
01:14:10,918 --> 01:14:13,554
It's still buffering,
you'll be able to fly but you can't fire.
1370
01:14:13,587 --> 01:14:15,923
Yeah, but the suit will
still keep me protected right?
1371
01:14:15,957 --> 01:14:16,924
Seventy-thirty.
1372
01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:19,961
Yeah yeah right.
1373
01:14:20,628 --> 01:14:23,664
Alright, if we're doing this,
we're doing it as a team right?
1374
01:14:23,698 --> 01:14:24,765
Right.
1375
01:14:24,799 --> 01:14:27,467
Alright, cover fire!
1376
01:14:42,650 --> 01:14:45,553
Em! Em are you ok?
1377
01:14:45,586 --> 01:14:47,655
I'm fine!
1378
01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:56,731
Hey, hi Captain!
1379
01:14:56,764 --> 01:14:58,766
Take cover Hallenbeck.
1380
01:15:00,034 --> 01:15:02,136
Somebody call for backup?
1381
01:15:02,169 --> 01:15:04,271
Let 'em have it boys!
1382
01:15:04,305 --> 01:15:06,874
Sorry Hallenbeck, this was the
only hero I could find.
1383
01:15:06,907 --> 01:15:09,844
Stop evil doer!
It is I! The Nudist!
1384
01:15:09,877 --> 01:15:12,880
Prepare to meet your doom!
1385
01:15:20,654 --> 01:15:22,923
Get down here!
1386
01:16:28,089 --> 01:16:29,723
MAX!
1387
01:17:10,431 --> 01:17:14,635
Nice try, but you are no hero.
1388
01:17:17,972 --> 01:17:20,875
Your mother was a hero.
1389
01:17:22,443 --> 01:17:26,413
Your father was a hero.
1390
01:17:26,447 --> 01:17:28,415
But you?
1391
01:17:28,449 --> 01:17:30,651
You are nothing.
1392
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:36,824
You are weak.
1393
01:17:37,992 --> 01:17:40,728
Any last words Neutral?
1394
01:17:40,761 --> 01:17:42,796
My name...
1395
01:17:42,830 --> 01:17:44,865
is Hank!
1396
01:18:13,961 --> 01:18:14,962
Nice entrance!
1397
01:18:14,995 --> 01:18:15,996
You're pregnant?
1398
01:18:16,030 --> 01:18:16,897
You're a superhero?
1399
01:18:16,931 --> 01:18:18,832
You're pregnant?!
You're a superhero?!
1400
01:18:18,866 --> 01:18:20,467
We have a lot to
talk about when we get home.
1401
01:18:20,501 --> 01:18:22,836
Yeah, we do.
1402
01:18:25,372 --> 01:18:28,275
God you look good
in that suit.
1403
01:18:30,044 --> 01:18:33,013
Go, go!
Get somewhere safe!
1404
01:18:33,047 --> 01:18:34,481
Come on!
Come on!
1405
01:18:34,516 --> 01:18:37,218
It's nice to finally
meet you Sarah!
1406
01:18:48,862 --> 01:18:52,032
One thing I've learned after all
these years, Joe...
1407
01:18:52,066 --> 01:18:56,036
Time is irrelevant.
1408
01:18:56,070 --> 01:18:59,073
What you are willing
to do for it...
1409
01:18:59,106 --> 01:19:02,109
means everything.
1410
01:19:12,886 --> 01:19:15,389
Holy!
1411
01:19:15,422 --> 01:19:17,891
Shit!
1412
01:19:36,176 --> 01:19:39,079
I can change it all.
1413
01:19:39,113 --> 01:19:42,216
Be who I was meant to be.
1414
01:19:42,249 --> 01:19:45,553
Change history,
rewrite every mistake.
1415
01:19:45,587 --> 01:19:47,988
No more world wars.
1416
01:19:48,022 --> 01:19:50,291
Right now I'm the
villain Joe,
1417
01:19:50,324 --> 01:19:52,293
but I change history
1418
01:19:52,326 --> 01:19:55,029
and I'm a savior knowing
what I know.
1419
01:19:55,062 --> 01:19:57,064
I can do it all over again,
the right way, the way
1420
01:19:57,097 --> 01:19:59,266
it was meant to be!
1421
01:19:59,734 --> 01:20:02,936
I'll be damned if
you're the end of me.
1422
01:20:04,371 --> 01:20:06,807
Now die a hero's death.
1423
01:21:05,667 --> 01:21:10,104
No!!!
1424
01:21:10,137 --> 01:21:12,473
Noooo!
1425
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:20,981
The past is mine.
1426
01:21:21,014 --> 01:21:24,251
I can go back,
change everything!
1427
01:21:24,284 --> 01:21:27,421
Think of the future
we can make for ourselves.
1428
01:21:27,454 --> 01:21:29,923
I did think about the future
you son of a bitch!
1429
01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:33,394
And you're history!
1430
01:21:33,595 --> 01:21:35,896
AAAHH!
1431
01:21:47,642 --> 01:21:49,910
AHHHHH!!!!!!
1432
01:21:54,047 --> 01:21:57,050
AAAH!
AHHHHHH!!!!
1433
01:22:35,690 --> 01:22:38,459
Sarah!
1434
01:23:31,813 --> 01:23:35,482
Captain Richard Johnson.
1435
01:23:35,517 --> 01:23:39,119
Emily Ritter.
1436
01:23:39,152 --> 01:23:43,257
Mrs. Sarah Martin.
1437
01:23:43,290 --> 01:23:47,629
Larry Leija.
1438
01:23:52,534 --> 01:23:56,370
Heinrich
Rammelstein.
1439
01:23:57,839 --> 01:24:02,142
Mary Maddox.
1440
01:24:02,175 --> 01:24:06,046
Hank Horowitz.
1441
01:24:07,447 --> 01:24:10,150
And the man who
protected his family,
1442
01:24:10,183 --> 01:24:11,151
this city,
1443
01:24:11,184 --> 01:24:13,755
our newest superhero and
the greatest example
1444
01:24:13,788 --> 01:24:17,525
this city has that anyone
is capable of true heroism...
1445
01:24:17,559 --> 01:24:20,093
Joe Martin!
1446
01:24:20,127 --> 01:24:23,130
Average Joe.
1447
01:24:55,162 --> 01:24:57,799
My hero.
1448
01:24:57,832 --> 01:24:59,667
I know.
1449
01:25:09,787 --> 01:25:14,787
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