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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:04,395 Doris: No. No. 2 00:00:04,395 --> 00:00:06,702 Order some of that egg salad and then send it back. 3 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:08,530 It looks old. 4 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:09,748 I'm not gonna do that. 5 00:00:09,748 --> 00:00:10,923 [ Cash register bell dings ] 6 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:12,577 Did you just Venmo me $50? 7 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:14,275 Everybody has a price. 8 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:15,580 Katie! Hi! 9 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:16,668 So, what do you think? 10 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:18,148 Are we finally gonna do 11 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:19,497 that dinner we've been talking about? 12 00:00:19,497 --> 00:00:24,763 Oh, gosh, Maria, I would love to, but... 13 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,287 We're going fishing! 14 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:27,288 Fishing! 15 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:29,725 And it's Doris'... 16 00:00:29,725 --> 00:00:31,205 Birthday!...birthday. 17 00:00:31,205 --> 00:00:34,034 And that is something that we always do. 18 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,470 No problem. 19 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:36,819 You know I'll keep trying. [ Chuckles ] 20 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:37,950 I do know that. 21 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,909 [ Chuckles ] 22 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:42,955 Maria's been asking me to do a couples' dinner for months, 23 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:44,261 but she just won't get the hint. 24 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:47,003 I am not socializing with the Ablins. 25 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:48,657 I know we were just making up a lie there, 26 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:50,789 but, like, I wouldn't hate it 27 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,269 if you took me birthday fishing. 28 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,271 Come back from Hawaii, and maybe I will. 29 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:56,273 I miss you! I need you! 30 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:58,710 Oh, God, you sound like my kids! 31 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:00,886 Katie, I didn't know you were BFFs 32 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:02,497 with the principal's wife. 33 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:04,760 You know what they say, "nerds of a feather..." 34 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:08,807 [ Laughter ] 35 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:10,940 Living in Westport has been the only time in my life 36 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:12,811 that I haven't been popular. 37 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:15,771 It was okay when you, me, and Angela were outcasts together, 38 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:20,167 but now I'm just an outcast by myself. 39 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,343 It's lonely. You thinkyou're lonely? 40 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:24,997 There were only five people in my surfing class today. 41 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:26,347 You know, in fifth grade 42 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:28,566 I was voted permanent line leader. 43 00:01:28,566 --> 00:01:30,786 Sixth grade, best hair. 44 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:32,440 Seventh grade, class flirt. 45 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,659 Uh, okay, well, I'm gonna put you on mute, 46 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:36,400 but let me know when you're done. 47 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,273 In 10th grade, I was voted most likely to have a prom baby. 48 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:41,710 It was a different time, but believe me, 49 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,320 it was a compliment. 50 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,323 --Captions by VITAC-- 51 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:49,457 ♪ 52 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:51,633 The latest poll is out for the Westport City Council race, 53 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,200 and Steve Hobert is killing me. 54 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,245 Well, you're not the only one with problems, Greg. 55 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,812 My friends are gone, 56 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:58,161 and the only person who wants to hang out with me 57 00:01:58,161 --> 00:02:00,772 is Principal Ablin's wife.Hmm. 58 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:02,774 Did you see the attack ad that Dad's opponent released? 59 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,907 What? 60 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:07,344 Narrator: Do you really want Greg Otto in control of Westport? 61 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:09,607 He can't even controlhimself. 62 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,742 Wow. Somebody knows how to use 63 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:15,309 the free movie app on their phone. 64 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:16,310 That's your takeaway? 65 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,138 This is a disaster! 66 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,052 I have to figure out some way to turn my campaign around. 67 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:21,880 If you think everyone's gonna vote for Steve Hobert 68 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,447 after seeing this ad, 69 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,362 then just legally change your name to Steve Hobert. 70 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:26,798 Then you'll get all his votes. 71 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:28,539 I'm not changing my name to Steve Hobert. 72 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:30,889 Okay, then. Just get him to change his name to Greg Otto. 73 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,543 You are truly not helpful, Taylor. 74 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:33,892 Oh, you're welcome. 75 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:36,765 Oh. You said not. 76 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:39,115 Do you have any ideas on how to help my campaign? 77 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,943 No. Not yet. 78 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:44,164 I'm gonna go take a bath and think about it. 79 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,687 Are you really gonna do that? 80 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,950 No, Greg. I'm not even really gonna take a bath. 81 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:50,300 I'm gonna lock my door and read my book. 82 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,736 Yeah, I'm not reading a book. 83 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:53,521 I'm just going to hate-scroll Instagram. 84 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:57,089 ♪ 85 00:02:57,089 --> 00:02:59,570 I mean, you're never too young to look your best. 86 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:00,658 -She's right. -Yeah. 87 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:02,051 Crazy idea. 88 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:03,270 I'm gonna start eating my cookie 89 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,880 at the beginning of lunch. 90 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,098 I love that idea. 91 00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:08,231 Me too! It's like, why wait? 92 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,493 Exactly. 93 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:12,279 The new rule is: cookies come first. 94 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,937 Oh, hey, Paris, 95 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:22,593 I think you have a little cookie crumb by your nose. 96 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:24,552 That's not a crumb. It's a booger! 97 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:26,858 Together: Eww! 98 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:28,817 It's not such a big deal. 99 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,297 Cookie, booger. 100 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,603 Five years ago, we were eating both. 101 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:34,779 ♪ 102 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:36,477 Oliver: I don't mean to adumbrate, 103 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,218 but what I'm trying to construe 104 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,437 is that to be ebullient is a choice. 105 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:43,397 And you can be intransigent all you want, 106 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:45,790 but pulchritude is not what matters. 107 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:47,662 Sorry, what I'm trying to say 108 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:50,142 is that it's what's on the inside that counts. 109 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:51,927 Good luck. [ Chuckles ] 110 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:53,320 What's with all the big words? 111 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,973 I've been stressed about the SATs, 112 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:56,671 so I've been trying to practice whenever I can. 113 00:03:56,671 --> 00:03:57,976 SATs? 114 00:03:57,976 --> 00:03:59,326 Don't worry about those.Really? 115 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,762 Yeah, I did horrible. 116 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:02,024 And look at me now, 117 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:04,853 BA from Online Experimental College. 118 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,811 Got my degree before they went bankrupt. 119 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:07,943 Does that degree still count? 120 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:09,510 It does not. Mm. 121 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:11,163 But they can't take away everything I learned 122 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:14,036 in Intro to Visual Human Connection. 123 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:18,693 Please stop staring at me. 124 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:20,521 Just one more second. Really stay focused. 125 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:26,178 Mm. That was nice. Yep. 126 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:27,397 That was not nice. 127 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:29,573 ♪ 128 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:31,967 I was doing a little research and discovered a fun fact. 129 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,925 The last four City Council candidates 130 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:36,667 whose names were on the marquee outside the school won. 131 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,669 And Principal Ablin controls the marquee. 132 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:41,106 That's just a fact, Greg. It's not all that fun. 133 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:43,892 The point is, Ablin holds more power than anybody knows. 134 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:45,720 He's a local political kingmaker. 135 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,112 I need to get his endorsement 136 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:49,027 so he puts my name on the marquee. 137 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:51,378 So I invited him and Maria over for dinner to woo them. 138 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,467 What? Why didn't you ask me first? 139 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:54,859 Because I knew you'd say no. 140 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:57,035 Damn it, Greg, stop stealing my moves! 141 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:58,602 I asked Ablin what time worked for them. 142 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:00,648 He said, "Let's let the hens decide." 143 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:01,649 [ Sighs ] 144 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:03,520 I'll talk to Maria. 145 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,435 I can't believe what has become of me. 146 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,829 I used to be so popular in the 12th grade, 147 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,961 my math teacher quit so that it wouldn't be 148 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:11,789 a conflict of interest when he asked me out. 149 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,749 I turned him down. 150 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:17,621 Well, I appreciate you hosting Maria and Ablin. 151 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:19,275 It means the wor--He still pokes me on Facebook. 152 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:20,972 I'm not gonna poke back, 153 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,323 but it's nice to know I still got a grip on him. 154 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:29,720 ♪ 155 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,982 Hey, Mrs. Otto. 156 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:32,375 Check out Anna-Kat's new bling. 157 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,159 [ Gasps ] Are those friendship bracelets? 158 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:35,422 Yeah. 159 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,206 I told Paris she had a cookie crumb 160 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:40,252 on her face at lunch, but it was a booger. 161 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:43,212 Ever since then, all the other girls have been kissing up to me 162 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:45,170 and giving me stuff. 163 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,042 This must be what Bob, Mom's church leader, 164 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,174 feels like when everyone gives him their passports. 165 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:51,742 Anna-Kat, do you understand what's happened? 166 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:53,744 You have toppled the queen bee. 167 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:56,181 That makes you the queen bee! 168 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:57,618 You're popular now! 169 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:59,794 I asked a girl if I could borrow her pencil, 170 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,318 and she gave me her whole backpack for keeps. 171 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:04,494 Because you're friends with her! 172 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:06,191 We're more than friends. 173 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:09,238 We're Franna-Kat! 174 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:12,197 What? You've been sitting on "Franna-Kat" this whole time? 175 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:15,157 I've been calling us Anna-Kranklin like an idiot. 176 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,554 ♪ 177 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:23,731 Anna-Kat is the new queen bee, Greg. 178 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:25,080 I don't know what that means. 179 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,211 She's Beyoncé from Destiny's Child. 180 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:29,301 The Left Eye of TLC. 181 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:31,956 She's Brad from that barbershop quartet that you were once in. 182 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:33,567 Ohhhh, she's the most popular. 183 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,699 Yes! [ Laughs ] Brad. 184 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:38,093 She's just like how her mom used to be. 185 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:39,834 Isn't this great? 186 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,488 Why do you care so much about Anna-Kat being popular? 187 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,141 Because she's going to love it! 188 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,274 I wouldn't know. I ate by myself in the media lab. 189 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,363 Well, not really alone. 190 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:48,973 I dined with Fellini and Bergman. 191 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,801 Mm. Were those janitors? 192 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:52,237 They're filmmakers. 193 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:55,371 So have one of them make you a campaign ad 194 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:57,765 so that we don't have to hang out with the Ablins! 195 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,593 Okay, I'll do that. 196 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,290 What time are they coming over tomorrow night? 197 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:04,946 I'm still hoping for a tragic accident to happen for them, 198 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,861 but if not, 8:30. 199 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:09,472 ♪ 200 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:14,782 ...if Y equals QX, then the answer should be... 201 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:17,219 QX over Y. [ Chuckles ] 202 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:20,918 Ugh! Wrong again! 203 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:26,837 What is the matter with you? 204 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:29,057 I study every single day, 205 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:31,842 but my practice SAT scores keep going down. 206 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:34,062 Then study in a way that makes them go up. 207 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:36,064 You've surpassed the dead plant in the kitchen window 208 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:37,761 as the least helpful thing in the house. 209 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:39,284 Why does everyone think that? 210 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:41,112 I can be helpful! 211 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:43,637 In fact, I know a way I can turn your life around right now. 212 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,377 I can't watch "High School Musical" again. 213 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:48,032 [ Scoffs ] No, I'm studying psychology in college. 214 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:49,904 There's a whole section on stress relief. 215 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:52,123 I can teach you some relaxation techniques. 216 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:53,690 You know the information, Oliver. 217 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,692 You just need to relax to access it. 218 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,346 I don't need to relax! 219 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:59,087 Oh, I guess maybe I do. 220 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:00,523 ♪ 221 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,394 I'm not doing yoga. Yoga's lame. 222 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,919 We're not doing regular yoga. We're doing goat yoga. 223 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,877 It combines the physical benefits of yoga 224 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:09,314 with the mental benefits of being around animals. 225 00:08:09,314 --> 00:08:10,794 Fine. 226 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:12,056 Where'd you get a goat? 227 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:14,232 I didn't. But we got Luthor. 228 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:15,799 He eats garbage like a goat does. 229 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,584 [ Luthor whimpers ]Plank position, please. 230 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:22,153 Hop on, Luthor! 231 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,415 [ Groans ] 232 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,330 Are you feeling more relaxed? 233 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:26,897 [ Grunts ] 234 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:29,726 Aw, Luthor, you're getting so fat! 235 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,423 ♪ 236 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:33,382 Okay. Let's try going in a different direction: 237 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:35,427 primal scream therapy. 238 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,473 It's a great way to clear your mind 239 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:39,301 and relieve all of your pent-up anxiety. 240 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:40,389 Mm. Watch. 241 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:41,477 [ Clears throat ] 242 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:43,610 Aaaaaaaaaah! 243 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,569 Okay, I get -- Aaaaaaaaaah! 244 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:49,224 I don't think --Aaaaaaaaaah! 245 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:51,095 What's going on?!Oh, just Taylor not helping. 246 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:54,011 Oh, good, 'cause it takes 10 minutes to load this thing. 247 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:56,100 ♪ 248 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,363 Oliver, welcome. 249 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,104 Nope. 250 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:01,149 [ Sighs ] 251 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:03,847 ♪ 252 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:06,067 You didn't even give it a chance! 253 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:08,373 I'm done with your stupid advice. 254 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,288 It's not stupid. These are good ideas. 255 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,986 You're just closed-minded. 256 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,770 When you're at Teen Help Line, people take your advice. 257 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:14,945 Why won't you take mine? 258 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:18,122 Because my advice helps people. 259 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:19,428 Uh, you -- you should think about majoring 260 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,517 in something other than psychology! 261 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:23,258 See?! Now that's helpful! 262 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:28,306 ♪ 263 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:31,483 My friends' moms are all staring at us. 264 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:34,356 But not in the hateful way they usually do. 265 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,750 Welcome to life as the queen bee. 266 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,186 Don't be afraid to give them what they want. 267 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:39,361 A wink. 268 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,276 A smile with a hair toss. 269 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:45,410 A cutesie wave with a silent laugh. 270 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,934 I'm not sure I can do that. 271 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,588 Sure you can. It's something that we share. 272 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,937 It's in your blood. 273 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:51,286 Your father gives you super-thick toenails, 274 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:54,071 and I give you popularity. 275 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:55,377 Hi, Anna-Kat. 276 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,683 What kind of ice cream are you getting? 277 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:57,988 Paris wants the same flavor. 278 00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:59,163 Oh, mint chip. 279 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,817 I'm allergic to mint chip. 280 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,689 We're getting mint chip. 281 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,821 I have an EpiPen in the car.Huh. 282 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,475 Can we get a playdate on the books? 283 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:07,911 Please. Anything. 284 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,173 Even in a month. 285 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:10,479 Oh, a-and can -- can we get a selfie? 286 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,089 Just the four of us? 287 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:13,700 We'll have to check Anna-Kat's schedule. 288 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,049 And unfortunately, Sage, 289 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,833 we're not doing pictures right now. 290 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,836 A picture with Anna-Kat would be great for Paris, 291 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,317 but a picture with Paris... 292 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:23,710 Forget Paris. 293 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,189 She just lost a tooth anyway. 294 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:28,062 How about one of me and Anna-Kat? 295 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:30,368 Bye, Sage. 296 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,153 Why'd you have to have that booger? 297 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,110 Sorry, Mom. 298 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,373 ♪ 299 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:36,548 Welcome. Come on in. 300 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,289 Greetings and salutations. 301 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:41,466 Lotta cobwebs on your porch light in case you care. 302 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:44,208 Okay. Thank you. 303 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,688 Oh, hello. 304 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:48,125 For you. 305 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,997 Wow! 306 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,042 An 80-ounce tub of margarine. 307 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,391 More like 76 ounces. 308 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,002 I snacked a bit in the car. 309 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,743 It's best served chilled. 310 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,875 So, what do you think of my hair? 311 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,356 It's very...elegant. 312 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:02,792 I'm so glad you like it. 313 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,620 My hairdresser couldn't do it this time 314 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,797 'cause she was sick, so I went to my dog groomer's. 315 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,277 I've poured us some wine. Hmm. 316 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,583 Actually, I'm more of a brandy Alexander guy. 317 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,108 Oh, I'm afraid I don't know how to make those. 318 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,545 I told you we should have pre-gamed. 319 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,764 Shall we? 320 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,593 This is so lovely. 321 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:25,249 We are very excited to finally be having dinner with you two. 322 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,816 We're absolutely thrilled. 323 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,906 I'm freaking out I'm so excited. 324 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,821 This may come as a surprise, 325 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:34,302 but, uh, me and Mrs. Ablin don't have many couple friends. 326 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,478 And by "many," he means "any." 327 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,132 We're really hoping to leave here tonight 328 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:41,222 not just as friends, but as bestfriends. Mm. 329 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,833 It's time to make some lifelong memories. 330 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,750 [ Both laugh ] 331 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:48,925 Look at that! 332 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,492 Your new nickname is "Meatball"! 333 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,755 We're going to remember this forever! 334 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,626 To friends! 335 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,106 Sorry about that, M-Ball! 336 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,021 [ Laughter ] 337 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,023 [ Forced laughter ] 338 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,243 Alright, shall we get going with some ice-breakers? 339 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,375 Uh, I assume you have a limbo bar. 340 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,464 If you'll excuse me, I promised to help Taylor 341 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,770 with some homework. 342 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:08,771 Taylor's out. 343 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,294 Oh, I meant Oliver. 344 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,295 Oliver's gone, too. 345 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,080 Oh, I meant Anna-Kat. 346 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,385 Final answer. 347 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,433 I'm having the best time. 348 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,564 Us too. 349 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:20,565 [ Both laugh ] 350 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:24,482 ♪ 351 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,875 That was quite a night, huh? 352 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,442 It just started! 353 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,922 While you've been up here the last 20 minutes, 354 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,793 they made me play "Pass the Orange" with them. 355 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:31,794 You have to come back down. 356 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,317 No way. 357 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,493 I have a popular daughter, so I'm popular again. 358 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:36,973 All the other mothers let me go 359 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,540 to the front of the pickup line today. 360 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,542 And I waved like this. 361 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,460 This dinner party is a step back. 362 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:46,591 It's one night. 363 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,463 We pretend to be best friends, 364 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,639 I'll get the endorsement, and after I win the election, 365 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,249 we'll just let the relationship peter out. 366 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,120 These people don't peter. 367 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,164 Ablin: Hey, Meaty-B! 368 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,557 Get on down here! 369 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:56,906 I'm sorry, I can't go back down there. 370 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,560 You know, I do so much for you, 371 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,431 and I rarely ask for anything in return. 372 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,651 I took all those tops back to JCPenney 373 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,218 after you wore them three times. 374 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,654 I had to explain to the manager 375 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:06,960 why there were no price tags on them 376 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,439 and they smelled like deodorant. 377 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,050 I'll do anything else. 378 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:12,052 I'll watch "The Crown" with you and stay awake. 379 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,662 Also, it was your idea 380 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,446 that I run for City Council in the first place. 381 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,317 That's true. 382 00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,709 Look. 383 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:18,972 This election is important to me. 384 00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,147 I need Ablin's help. 385 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,713 And yours. 386 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,585 You have a natural talent for winning people over. 387 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:24,847 It's why you were so popular. 388 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,806 I need that popular girl to help me 389 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,937 get Ablin's endorsement. 390 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,547 Okay. 391 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:32,072 I'll do what's right. 392 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,769 [ Laughs ] 393 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,597 Oh, my God, that is so funny. 394 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:36,772 I didn't say anything.I know. 395 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,295 Just practicing. 396 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,557 Still got it. 397 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:46,869 ♪ 398 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:47,827 It's great on grapes, too. 399 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,828 I think I'm alright. 400 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,829 Oh, come on. 401 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,134 Don't be shy. 402 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,222 Plenty of margarine to go around. 403 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,789 Okay. 404 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:54,877 No, no, no. 405 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,270 Allow me. 406 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,801 He is such a gentleman. 407 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,717 [ Both laugh ] 408 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,066 Another new memory! 409 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,067 I love it! 410 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,329 Meatball and Grape! 411 00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,809 [ Both chuckle ] 412 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,202 I've always wanted to have a cool nickname. 413 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:18,161 [ Laughs ] I'm having the best time. 414 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,076 Attaway, Grape! [ Laughs ] 415 00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,035 This is so much fun. 416 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,645 We should go on vacation together. 417 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:24,907 Yes! 418 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,387 Hotel rooms are so expensive. 419 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,693 But if we all four share one, half the cost! 420 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:31,435 [ Laughs ]That sounds great! 421 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:34,264 Unfortunately, we can't go on any trips right now 422 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:37,528 because Greg is campaigning for City Council. 423 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:40,401 As you know, we have two kids at Westport Unified, 424 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,664 so one of my priorities would obviously be 425 00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,274 getting the school all the funding it needs. 426 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,972 That's been my priority for years. 427 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,322 But the problem is, Greg doesn't have the sway in town 428 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,280 that you have to get people elected. 429 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,543 You're basically the local political kingmaker. 430 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,241 Ooo. Kingmaker. 431 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,590 I like the sound of that. 432 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,200 How would you feel about endorsing me 433 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,810 on the school marquee? 434 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,334 I think it would pretty much guarantee a victory. 435 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,336 Right! Hmm. 436 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,165 You know what sounds better than being the kingmaker? 437 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,775 Being the king!How's that? 438 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,690 Katie, you've inspired me. 439 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,214 I've decided to run for City Council myself. 440 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,913 I'm going to be the Duchess of Westport. 441 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,044 You may just be. 442 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,046 Oh! 443 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,005 Now let's get some dinner. We can talk about vacation. 444 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,268 I bet if we ask, we can get bunk beds. 445 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,139 [ Laughs ] 446 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,749 What just happened? 447 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,403 You can't trust dweebs, Meatball. 448 00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:29,102 ♪ 449 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,365 I hate it when people talk about those raccoon videos on YouTube, 450 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,149 but I have to show you this one. 451 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,108 He was using his little hands --[ Telephone rings ] 452 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,326 Oh.Uh, do you have to take that? 453 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,632 I mean, I feel like I should. 454 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,025 Yeah. 455 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,591 Teen Help Line. How can I help you? 456 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,376 Young woman: Hi. I'm so stressed. 457 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,030 I've got this huge tennis match 458 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,814 that a bunch of college scouts will be at. 459 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,381 It'll basically determine the rest of my life 460 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,513 because my scholarship depends on it. 461 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,862 Wow. 462 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:54,127 That is really stressful. 463 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,390 But I-I think that's a narrow way to look at it. 464 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,827 He was holding a Dorito with his little people hands. 465 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,785 [ Telephone rings ] 466 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,179 You only think the rest of your life depends on it 467 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,094 because you're in the middle of it. 468 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,879 I promise you, though, no matter what happens, 469 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,011 your life won't be ruined. 470 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,882 So what do I do? 471 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,667 What was your favorite treat when you were a kid? 472 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,582 Umm...brownies? 473 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,758 Me too. 474 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,195 Why don't you make yourself a batch of brownies? 475 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,980 I-I mean, I know it sounds corny, 476 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,852 but the smell will bring you back to when you were a kid 477 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,159 and every problem felt big. 478 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:29,075 And now that you're older, you have perspective. 479 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,512 You know they weren't. 480 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:34,297 Just like winning this tennis match might seem huge, 481 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,690 but it really isn't. 482 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,431 I love that. Thank you so much. 483 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,476 Good luck. 484 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,739 [ Beep ] 485 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,480 Okay. Now I can hear about the raccoon. 486 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,221 Oh, I'm done, actually. 487 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,006 I don't want to talk about it anymore. Alright. 488 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,008 Okay, he got nacho cheese all over his face. 489 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,661 And then he was cleaning it in a birdbath -- 490 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:51,706 [ Telephone rings ] 491 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,186 Again?! 492 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,492 I can't even finish a story around here! 493 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:57,886 Teen Help Line. 494 00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:03,413 ♪ 495 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,241 How's my popular girl? 496 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,896 I don't have time for small talk right now. 497 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,898 What's going on, sweetie? 498 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,292 I'm trying to figure out my outfit for tomorrow. 499 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,642 Apparently, everyone else cares what I wear, 500 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,383 so I have to care, too! 501 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,863 Anna-Kat, are we still wearing headbands today? 502 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,430 Or are they out? 503 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,866 Either way is cool. We were just wondering. 504 00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:24,304 Oh, um, I don't know. 505 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:27,611 Oh, my gosh, not knowing is actually perfect. 506 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:30,745 I'm gonna go to the bathroom now. 507 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,747 I love the bathroom. 508 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,618 I don't have to go, but I'm happy to just sit on the toilet. 509 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:37,926 ♪ 510 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,363 Do I wear a crew neck or a V-neck? 511 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:41,799 Or maybe a turtleneck? 512 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,671 I don't know. There's so many necks! 513 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,629 Relax, sweetie. It's gonna be fine. 514 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,675 Nothing is fine! 515 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,329 My shoe was untied today, 516 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,635 so everyone untied their shoes to match. 517 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:54,029 Then they all added a Kat onto their name. 518 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:57,641 Jenny-Kat. Emily-Kat. Even Katherine-Kat. 519 00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,078 That's just Kat-Kat! 520 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,604 [ Sighs ] 521 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,171 I kinda am feeling 522 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,824 that you're not having fun being popular. 523 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,261 I hate it. 524 00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,828 I never have a moment to myself anymore. 525 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:14,005 I'm the center of attention all the time. 526 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,182 Yeah. You don't like that? 527 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,662 No. Well, why didn't you say anything? 528 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:21,100 You were so happy I was finally popular, 529 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,364 I thought maybe I was wrong for how I'm feeling. 530 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:28,107 I don't care whether you're popular or not. 531 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,673 I was just excited because I thought 532 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,719 it was going to make things easier for you. 533 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,851 But you need to stay true to yourself. 534 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:37,159 And if the person inside of you isn't popular, 535 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,683 it makes no difference to me. 536 00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,990 I love you no matter what. 537 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,557 Thanks, Mom. 538 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:52,435 I just wish I could go back to pre-booger on Paris' face. 539 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,873 Well, I can't help you to become unpopular. 540 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,093 That's not in my wheelhouse. [ Chuckles ] 541 00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,139 But I think I have just the guy for you. 542 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,662 Greg! 543 00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,403 What's crackalackin', homies? 544 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:07,233 I was just taking my orthopedic socks for a test ride. 545 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,538 I'll let you handle it from here. 546 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:12,673 ♪ 547 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,588 [ Sighs ] 548 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,938 I'm not even gonna get into Online Experimental College. 549 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,723 Oh, what's this? 550 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:22,204 It's a plate of warm brownies. 551 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,466 You're really good at Teen Help Line. 552 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,164 What? 553 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,817 [ Dual voices ] I used a voice modifying app 554 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:29,124 to tell you about a huge tennis match I have coming up. 555 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,735 Wow. 556 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,346 That was super clever of you. 557 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,956 [ Normal voice ] See? I'm helpful! 558 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,914 Hmm. If you think about it, I actually helped myself. 559 00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:38,568 But I helped you get there. 560 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:41,180 So one might say I was not unhelpful. 561 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,398 I guess. 562 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,052 Yes! I can't wait to tell Dad! 563 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:52,800 ♪ 564 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,845 How does it look? 565 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,282 Perfectly disgusting. 566 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,153 Let's do this. 567 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,462 Oh, my gosh! 568 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:05,116 Anna-Kat has toilet paper stuck to her shoe! 569 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,509 Together: Eww! 570 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,771 Good luck. 571 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:10,078 You're now the queen bee. 572 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,819 Gimme back my backpack! 573 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,737 I'm glad that's over. 574 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,217 Not me. 575 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,654 I'm gonna miss getting to use the bathroom. 576 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:24,440 You don't have to be popular to use the bathroom, Franklin. 577 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,702 Really? 578 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,574 Oh. That's good to know. 579 00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,972 [ Laughter ] 580 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,409 [ Sighs ] 581 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,541 Now that I'm back to being an outcast, 582 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,283 revisiting my glory days was a good idea, honey. 583 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,981 Why is Claire Barnes' yearbook picture yourpicture? 584 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,635 They used me as default 585 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,811 for everyone who didn't get their photo taken. 586 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:51,641 I also won class clown, most likely to succeed, 587 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,426 best eyes, best nose, best smile. 588 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,862 I swept the face, Greg. 589 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:55,863 [ Laughs ] It's got myvote. 590 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:56,733 What'd you win? 591 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,126 I only won one award. 592 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:01,172 "Best new student," my senior year. 593 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,478 I went to the same school for four years. 594 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,697 I'm not trying to make you feel bad 595 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,002 that I'm out of your league. 596 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,265 I just want you to acknowledge it. 597 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,527 I know you're out of my league, 598 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,006 and I'm the luckiest man in the world. 599 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,138 Damn straight you are. 600 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,618 [ Laughs ] 601 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,315 Oh, look, it's me in "Pippin." 602 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,360 Where? 603 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,710 In the back. 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