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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:41,900 Hello? 2 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:43,380 Whoa, whoa... 3 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:49,180 Hello? Are you okay? 4 00:00:49,940 --> 00:00:53,620 Tickety-boo, madam. I’m just a window cleaner. I’ll be on my way. 5 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:56,140 Oh, no, no, that’s perfect. This place is on the market 6 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:57,740 and I want it to be spotless. 7 00:00:58,740 --> 00:00:59,900 Right you are. 8 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,180 The helmet’s gone. Shit! 9 00:01:09,154 --> 00:01:14,154 Subtitles by explosiveskull 10 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:23,820 How are you feeling? 11 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:26,180 How... how long have I been here? 12 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:29,260 All night. They scanned you, checked your pupils, all that kind of stuff. 13 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:30,700 - Is Dad okay? - Yeah, he’s all good. 14 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:32,780 - Just a broken leg. - Oh, not again! 15 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,660 He’ll be okay. At least there wasn’t anyone else involved. 16 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:37,940 I mean, imagine if you’d hit someone, like what happened to Ash. 17 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,620 Yeah, yeah... I guess. 18 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,380 So have you heard from Will at all? 19 00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:45,820 Yeah. He came into We Cover. 20 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:48,180 - Mmm. - Wanted to get a job. 21 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:51,340 Oh, great. Did he say anything about why he left? 22 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:53,980 No. So, what, you haven’t heard from him? 23 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:55,500 Me? No! No, I just wondered. 24 00:01:55,980 --> 00:01:59,300 Anyway, I am so relieved that you’re okay. 25 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,460 Oh... Sorry, have you just been sick? 26 00:02:04,380 --> 00:02:05,260 Yeah. 27 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,100 Yeah, I had a... 28 00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:09,740 dodgy sandwich from the café. 29 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,940 Hospital food, hey? No wonder everyone’s ill! 30 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:14,060 Yeah. 31 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:19,420 Look you... you’d better go. Go home, get some rest. 32 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:22,620 Well, let me know if you want me to pick you up when they discharge you, yeah? 33 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:24,260 Thanks. 34 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:27,820 Oh! 35 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:30,260 Maybe get some... chewing gum. 36 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:38,380 It’s too soon, Chris. 37 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:41,020 I had a long, hard think about what happened 38 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:43,540 and I can now see how crazy I was. 39 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:47,460 Yes. Russian spies, armed guards in hospitals? 40 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:49,620 I mean, I was going to send you to the loony bin. 41 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:52,540 I was having trouble at home, but with the days off, 42 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:54,020 I’ve sorted it all out. 43 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:56,620 I just want to get back to my job protecting Queen and country. 44 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:03,060 Well, for now, I’m putting you on desk duty in an office near me 45 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:04,860 so I can keep my eye on you. 46 00:03:04,940 --> 00:03:06,980 - Thank you, ma’am. - Welcome back, Chris. 47 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:09,980 But let me be clear. 48 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:14,420 If you try to investigate or approach those citizens you accused, 49 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:18,060 you’ll be out of that door with my boot up your backside. Understand? 50 00:03:18,140 --> 00:03:19,260 I do, ma’am. 51 00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:25,020 The police said they think someone tampered with the brakes. 52 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:27,340 Really? Sounds a bit far-fetched. 53 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:30,100 They’ve got the car at the bloody station now. 54 00:03:30,180 --> 00:03:31,580 Who knows when I’ll get it back. 55 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:34,220 Your father has a broken leg, Simon. Er, Daniel. 56 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,500 Yeah. 57 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:40,060 I knew this would happen, especially after last time. 58 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:42,740 Go and dry your eyes, love. 59 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:47,780 I’m... I’m sorry about your leg. 60 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:50,820 The state I was in, it could’ve been much worse. But... 61 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:53,620 let’s keep that between us men, yes? 62 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:56,900 Yeah, of course, Dad. 63 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:00,420 Listen... 64 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:03,580 whatever happens, 65 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,140 I just want you know that... 66 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:07,900 I love you and Mum. 67 00:04:07,980 --> 00:04:10,940 I know. We love you too. 68 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,580 Bye, Dad. 69 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:18,980 Bye, Mum. 70 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:21,540 Take care of yourselves. 71 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:24,940 Where are you going? We still have to speak to the police. 72 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:26,420 And Simon will be here soon too. 73 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:29,660 Yeah. Yeah, I know. I’m just... 74 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,500 I’m just gonna go to the... 75 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:33,860 newsagent. 76 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:36,340 Yeah. Get... get a Lucozade. 77 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:41,940 I’m very proud of you, son. 78 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,300 The way you’re handling your illness. 79 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:46,580 You’re not running and hiding. You’re... 80 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,020 facing up to your problems. 81 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:51,340 Thanks, Dad. 82 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:53,860 Could you pick me up a Daily Mail? 83 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:56,300 Yeah. Will do. 84 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:00,500 You’re through to the telephone 85 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:01,980 of Dr. Iain Glennis. 86 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:05,380 I nearly died in a car crash because of you. Where’s Will? 87 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:07,380 Did he get to Katerina? Where are you? 88 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:12,580 Of course. 89 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,700 Dr. Glennis. 90 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:16,900 Yes? 91 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,100 Daniel? 92 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:21,140 - Daniel, is that you? - What happened? 93 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,700 Someone knocked me off my bike. 94 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,700 I spent the night in Kenny West’s garden. 95 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:29,060 I woke up shivering. 96 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,300 Poor little E.T. 97 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:33,460 What happened to Will? 98 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:36,220 Well, I don’t know. I was following him and, as I say, 99 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:40,140 someone knocked me off my bike before I could find him. 100 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:42,420 Fuck! He must’ve told her everything. 101 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,700 The police want to speak to me. 102 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:46,740 Right, we have to get out of here. We’re wanted men. 103 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:48,860 I’m sorry, I can’t. I’m done. 104 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:50,740 Just... 105 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:54,340 leave me here to die. It’s my time. 106 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:56,340 Okay, give me the money, then. 107 00:05:58,540 --> 00:05:59,740 Mmm... 108 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,260 No. The money’s mine. 109 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:03,780 Well, you won’t need it if you’re dead. 110 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,460 I’m not dead, am I? It’s just... 111 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:07,260 I just need to rest. 112 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:08,820 Okay, yeah, you can rest 113 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,220 for 15 years in prison. 114 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:14,780 Righty-ho! 115 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:17,140 Ah! 116 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:19,140 I need to get changed. 117 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:21,860 I can’t board an aircraft looking like this. 118 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:23,700 - Shit! - Language! 119 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,740 Passport and the cash, I’ve left it in my bag in dad’s car. 120 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,140 Go and get it, then. 121 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:30,020 The car is at the police station. 122 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:32,940 We’ll have to hide somewhere in the United Kingdom. 123 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,020 Oh, perhaps the Cotswolds. 124 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:37,540 I would like nothing more than to stay in the country. 125 00:06:38,540 --> 00:06:41,100 We’ll just get caught if we do, okay? It’s not an option. 126 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:43,980 We’ve got to get my bag back. 127 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:47,620 You know they were going to make me a partner at St Frederick's? But... 128 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,540 What did I do to deserve this? 129 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,500 What did you do? Okay, let me think. 130 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,300 You misdiagnosed me with cancer, 131 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:56,940 you tried to blackmail me, 132 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:58,340 you staged a hit and run, 133 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:00,220 sold prescription drugs to a drug dealer... 134 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,420 - Want me to carry on? - It was a rhetorical question. 135 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:04,940 Let’s move. 136 00:07:06,980 --> 00:07:09,100 Oh, took me ages to fish it out of the tree. 137 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:15,660 Excuse me. Sorry. Er, my friend was in a car crash and she’s pregnant. 138 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:17,380 - What’s her name? - Her name? Why? 139 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,740 - Have you come to see her? - Oh, no. 140 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:21,540 No, she’s, um, she’s on another ward. 141 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:23,900 She just wanted me to come and ask some questions on her behalf. 142 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:25,940 Okay, I’ll see if I can help. 143 00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:29,020 How many weeks pregnant do you have to be 144 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,580 to be able to tell who the father is? 145 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:33,580 Paternity tests during pregnancy can cause miscarriage. 146 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:35,100 We don’t perform them on the NHS. 147 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:36,940 Your friend could go private, 148 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:41,020 but she’d need permission and blood from both possible fathers. 149 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:44,620 - Great. - Was the father in the crash too? 150 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:46,940 What? No. No. Um... 151 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:50,180 No, he died in a hit and run accident. 152 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:52,300 If he is the father. 153 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:53,980 What ward is she on? 154 00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:55,020 Oh, um... 155 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:58,100 - I, er... I don’t remember. - What’s her name? 156 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,100 Vanessa... 157 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:02,780 Ward. 158 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:10,340 Think, Chris, think. 159 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:11,500 Ah! 160 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:13,060 Anything I can help you with? 161 00:08:13,140 --> 00:08:16,220 No, I’m fine, thanks. I’m just, er, doing a crossword. 162 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:18,220 Oh, I love a crossword. What are you stuck on? 163 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:19,180 No! 164 00:08:19,980 --> 00:08:21,340 Sorry. I... 165 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:25,580 just have a thing about doing crosswords without any help. 166 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:26,700 Right, yeah. 167 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,780 Okay, well, er, good luck with it. 168 00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:37,740 Are you sure this outfit suits me? 169 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:39,580 For the thousandth time, yes! 170 00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:40,740 I don’t like panic buying 171 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,340 and I think you really rushed me in that shop. 172 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:44,540 We’re in danger of being arrested and sent to prison. 173 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:45,780 Who cares what you look like? 174 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:48,140 - I care. - Look, just wait here 175 00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:50,180 and look for a black cab. 176 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:52,860 Or I could get on the line and see if I can order us a You-Ber. 177 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:56,180 No, no, because there’ll be a record, okay? Black cabs, they’re anonymous. 178 00:08:56,820 --> 00:08:59,060 - Right, yes. - We’ve just got to get in and out 179 00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:01,500 without drawing any attention to ourselves, okay? 180 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:03,620 Ah, good morning. Hello. 181 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:05,060 Thank you for your service. 182 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,420 All right, here goes. 183 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:10,140 Good luck, Daniel! 184 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:16,980 Wherever you are, I’m gonna find you and bring you down. 185 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:22,020 Hello, young sir. How can I be of assistance this fine day? 186 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,940 Ah, yeah, er, bit of a long story... 187 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:25,540 Bingo. 188 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:28,700 Always got time for a long story. Save me having to chat with this lot! 189 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,020 Me and my dad, we were in a car accident yesterday. 190 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,900 - Oh, are you okay? - I’m fine, yeah. 191 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:38,180 - And how’s Dad? - He broke his leg. 192 00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:39,260 Thanks for asking. 193 00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:42,540 Um, so his car is in your pound 194 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:44,220 and my bag’s in it. 195 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:47,900 Right, well, through the wonders of modern technology, 196 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:50,500 I will be able to tell you if that is the case. 197 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:52,780 - What’s Dad’s name? - Gordon Glass. 198 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:56,260 Glass? Oh, no wonder he broke his leg if he was in a car accident! 199 00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:58,460 Shattered, was it? 200 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:00,980 Right, yes, here we are. 201 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:03,700 A Toyota Rav 4? 202 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:05,220 Yeah, that’s the one. 203 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:09,060 Hmm. Suspected tampering of the front hydraulic brake system. 204 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:12,060 Anyway, I don’t actually need the car, just my bag. 205 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:15,300 It’s not full of guns, drug money, fake ID and bombs, is it? 206 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:16,700 No, no. 207 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,060 Where’s that bloody pen? 208 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,940 Well, I hate to the bearer of bad news, 209 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:33,700 but I can’t give you access to the car or its contents. 210 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:35,020 I can let Dad, though. 211 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:38,180 Oh! He’s shattered his leg, hasn’t he? 212 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:40,340 - Yeah, he broke it. - Yeah. 213 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:42,260 There’s no way I can just go and get the bag? 214 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:46,620 No, it’s frustrating, but those are the rules. They are the rules. 215 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,900 Those are the bloody rules! 216 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:50,940 And, alas, I did not make the rules, and if I did, 217 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,300 I’d make a new rule that would state 218 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:54,980 that you’d be allowed to go and get your bag back. Is Dad not available? 219 00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:57,900 Let me find out. Thanks. 220 00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:00,020 Not at all. That’s our job. 221 00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:08,220 Chris, have you finished your crossword? 222 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,380 - What did he want? - Oh, you recognized him too? 223 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,700 Yeah that’s the, er, cancer lad off of the posters. 224 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:13,980 Yes. What did he want? 225 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:17,660 Well, he was in a road accident and his bag’s still in the car. 226 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:19,700 It’s his dad’s car and it’s out back because of, er, 227 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:23,140 a suspected brake tampering. The price of fame, I suppose. 228 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:24,380 His bag’s in the car? 229 00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,900 Yeah, he wanted it back, but I said I can only sign it out to his dad... 230 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:29,580 Those are the rules. 231 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:34,460 Ah, did you get it? 232 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:37,500 Yeah. Here it is. Wanna put any of your invisible things in it? 233 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:39,940 No need to be facetious. What happened? 234 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,420 They’d only sign it out to my dad. 235 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,700 Cotswolds it is. 236 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:44,300 Unless... 237 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:47,660 I am Mr. Glass. 238 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:50,140 I’m Daniel’s father. 239 00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:01,065 Erm... I'm Daniel's father. 240 00:12:01,145 --> 00:12:02,425 married to his... 241 00:12:03,225 --> 00:12:07,025 mother, Mrs. Glass, who’s a lovely lady. 242 00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:08,505 And your first name? 243 00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:12,225 It is Mr... 244 00:12:12,305 --> 00:12:14,665 - It's Gordon. - Gordon Glass. 245 00:12:14,745 --> 00:12:18,945 Sorry. I took a bump on the old noggin. 246 00:12:19,025 --> 00:12:20,825 Yeah. And how’s Dad feeling? 247 00:12:20,905 --> 00:12:23,225 Because Daniel said you’d broken your leg. 248 00:12:24,865 --> 00:12:25,905 Yes. 249 00:12:25,985 --> 00:12:30,025 Yes. Er, I’ve actually got one of those new ultra-thin casts on, 250 00:12:30,105 --> 00:12:32,625 so I barely... Oh, sorry. 251 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,545 I barely know it’s there. 252 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,345 Incredible you’re walking on it. 253 00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:38,105 Yes. Yes, er... 254 00:12:38,185 --> 00:12:40,705 So if Dad would just like to show me some ID. 255 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:44,745 ID? 256 00:12:44,825 --> 00:12:46,425 Yeah, passport, driver’s licence. 257 00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:49,185 I know you drive because we've got your car! 258 00:12:49,265 --> 00:12:51,105 Yes. Yes, I... 259 00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:52,705 No, I just don’t have... 260 00:12:52,785 --> 00:12:54,625 Dad’s wallet hasn’t been recovered yet. 261 00:12:54,705 --> 00:12:56,105 Oh! Oh, that is a pickle. 262 00:12:56,185 --> 00:12:57,225 Hmm. 263 00:12:57,785 --> 00:13:00,585 Toot-toot! Follow me, young man. Back in a jiffy. 264 00:13:01,385 --> 00:13:03,465 It’s against the rules, as you know, 265 00:13:03,545 --> 00:13:05,465 but seeing as you’re a special case, 266 00:13:05,545 --> 00:13:08,225 why doesn’t Dad take a seat, rest his poorly leg. 267 00:13:08,305 --> 00:13:10,345 - Thank you. - Come on, Daniel. 268 00:13:19,025 --> 00:13:21,065 Oh, quite a prang. 269 00:13:21,905 --> 00:13:24,465 Yeah. Yeah, they said we’re lucky to be alive. 270 00:13:24,545 --> 00:13:25,745 Yeah. 271 00:13:25,825 --> 00:13:29,265 Officer Hayward. What... what have you been up to? 272 00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:32,865 Pursuing criminals. Patrick, I can take it from here. 273 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,665 Really? I thought the gaffer wanted you to stay at your desk? 274 00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:37,145 I’ve cleared it with her. 275 00:13:37,905 --> 00:13:40,065 Yeah, actually, I’d better be off as well. 276 00:13:40,465 --> 00:13:41,665 Don’t you wanna get your bag? 277 00:13:43,105 --> 00:13:45,065 Do you know, I can’t see it anywhere, so... 278 00:13:45,145 --> 00:13:47,785 You can head back, Patrick. If it’s here, I’m sure we’ll find it. 279 00:13:48,545 --> 00:13:49,945 Right, well, er... 280 00:13:50,985 --> 00:13:52,985 I’ll be with Dad, then, yeah. Mr. Glass. 281 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:54,665 See you in a mo. 282 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,185 Want to look for your bag in the back? It’s not in the boot. 283 00:14:00,265 --> 00:14:02,345 Do you know, I really don’t think it’s in there. 284 00:14:03,345 --> 00:14:04,425 What’s in the bag, Daniel? 285 00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:07,345 Mmm, let me think... 286 00:14:07,825 --> 00:14:08,905 Er... 287 00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:11,345 gym stuff... 288 00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:14,945 medication... 289 00:14:17,225 --> 00:14:18,985 - library... library books. - Library books? 290 00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:20,145 Yeah. 291 00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:22,745 - They’re overdue. - Books about what? 292 00:14:23,665 --> 00:14:24,865 Animals. 293 00:14:25,545 --> 00:14:26,985 Animal books. 294 00:14:28,305 --> 00:14:29,345 Birds. 295 00:14:31,945 --> 00:14:33,305 - Mammals. - Cor! 296 00:14:33,385 --> 00:14:35,865 I wouldn’t mind seeing those. Shall we have a look for it? 297 00:14:35,945 --> 00:14:37,465 - I really don’t think it’s in there. - Bingo! 298 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,345 You’re in luck. 299 00:14:40,585 --> 00:14:41,865 Oh! 300 00:14:42,745 --> 00:14:45,745 Er, no. That’s... that’s not mine. 301 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,745 You came here looking for a rucksack that you claimed 302 00:14:48,825 --> 00:14:52,625 was in the back of your father’s car, but it’s not this rucksack? 303 00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:55,305 Yeah, no. 304 00:14:55,385 --> 00:14:57,105 No, I’ve never... never seen that one. 305 00:14:57,185 --> 00:14:58,345 Open it, mate. 306 00:14:58,425 --> 00:15:00,225 It’s, it’s, it’s not mine. 307 00:15:00,305 --> 00:15:01,545 Open the bag, Daniel. 308 00:15:02,665 --> 00:15:03,825 I don’t want to. 309 00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:08,385 Open it. 310 00:15:24,385 --> 00:15:27,905 Daniel Glass? Chief Superintendent Christine Henchy. 311 00:15:28,665 --> 00:15:31,385 Would you mind coming with me? I just... I need a little word. 312 00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:34,345 Yeah. 313 00:15:34,745 --> 00:15:35,865 Yeah. 314 00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:42,425 Would you take him to my office, please? 315 00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:43,545 Yes, ma’am. 316 00:15:47,345 --> 00:15:48,825 I’m impressed, Chris. 317 00:15:49,225 --> 00:15:51,585 The subject of your crazy little investigation 318 00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:53,505 has been in the building today and you left him alone. 319 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:54,905 Well done. I’m proud of you. 320 00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:57,745 Of course, ma’am. That’s all behind me now. 321 00:15:58,145 --> 00:15:59,305 Mm-hm. 322 00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:17,465 Oh, where’s Dad off to in such a rush? 323 00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:19,665 My tummy has taken a turn for the worse, I think. 324 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:20,985 I need to use your facilities. 325 00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:23,585 Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Straight down there, 326 00:16:23,665 --> 00:16:24,825 second door on the left. 327 00:16:24,905 --> 00:16:27,945 Just make sure you go into the one with the picture of the fella, not the lady. 328 00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:47,745 When the female grey squirrel becomes receptive, 329 00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:49,145 males come from all round. 330 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,345 CONSIDERING ABORTION? FIND A CLINIC 331 00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:52,905 ...the most dominant getting to mate with her first. 332 00:16:53,425 --> 00:16:56,065 The other males mate with her after he is finished. 333 00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:57,825 Then the males depart, 334 00:16:57,905 --> 00:17:00,825 having nothing else to do with the female or the young, 335 00:17:00,905 --> 00:17:02,745 whichever one of them is the father. 336 00:17:04,145 --> 00:17:06,865 Is that... is that necessary? 337 00:17:06,945 --> 00:17:08,385 Oh, it’s just standard procedure. 338 00:17:08,785 --> 00:17:12,345 So, now, tell me about your friend, Will. 339 00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:16,665 - Will... - Your work colleague, 340 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:20,545 Linda Zarafa, she said that you were his best friend. 341 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,865 Oh, yeah... 342 00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:24,545 Will. 343 00:17:25,385 --> 00:17:28,705 Er, yeah, he’s not my best friend. He’s... I hardly know him. 344 00:17:29,305 --> 00:17:31,025 But he was staying at your flat? 345 00:17:32,145 --> 00:17:33,465 What’s this about? 346 00:17:33,545 --> 00:17:37,345 Well, your friend, Will, paid a visit to your boss’s house. 347 00:17:38,185 --> 00:17:40,305 Everyone’s gonna learn the truth about you. 348 00:17:40,385 --> 00:17:41,785 You’re fucked! 349 00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:44,305 Daniel, are you okay? Do you need some water? 350 00:17:44,745 --> 00:17:46,825 - I should have a lawyer present. - What? 351 00:17:46,905 --> 00:17:50,185 If I’m gonna answer any more questions, I should have a lawyer present. 352 00:17:50,265 --> 00:17:51,545 No, you don’t need a lawyer. 353 00:17:53,465 --> 00:17:54,545 Thank you. 354 00:17:55,825 --> 00:18:00,145 Miss West. I’m so sorry. I’m sorry for everything that’s happened. 355 00:18:00,225 --> 00:18:02,465 Why? Did you send him to my home? 356 00:18:03,705 --> 00:18:05,545 - No. - Then how is it your fault he died? 357 00:18:06,945 --> 00:18:09,265 Sorry... what? Will’s dead? 358 00:18:10,065 --> 00:18:13,945 Yes. His body was found on the estate of Miss West’s father. 359 00:18:14,025 --> 00:18:15,465 I’m so sorry, Daniel. 360 00:18:15,785 --> 00:18:17,745 What? What happened? 361 00:18:28,225 --> 00:18:29,665 Thank you. Thank you for your help. 362 00:18:29,745 --> 00:18:32,185 - Mr. Glass, your son’s in with... - Goodbye. 363 00:18:33,065 --> 00:18:34,465 Such a lovely family. 364 00:18:39,145 --> 00:18:41,505 He was trying to access the property. 365 00:18:41,585 --> 00:18:45,705 Miss Zarafa found the body. I’m afraid Will died in a rather horrific accident. 366 00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:52,865 I’ve seen loads of dead bodies, but this one was pretty gross. 367 00:18:54,185 --> 00:18:57,465 I was helping Miss West after the funeral, 368 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,665 listing her father’s belongings to sell, 369 00:19:00,745 --> 00:19:01,985 when suddenly Katerina came up 370 00:19:02,105 --> 00:19:04,465 saying she heard a scream coming from the end of the driveway. 371 00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:05,905 I just heard screaming... 372 00:19:07,705 --> 00:19:09,865 And we saw the blood right away. 373 00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:14,225 It was Will. He got trapped in the electric gate. 374 00:19:14,305 --> 00:19:15,505 His head was completely squashed. 375 00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:17,705 Oh, wow. 376 00:19:17,785 --> 00:19:18,785 I’m so sorry, Daniel. 377 00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:21,545 Do you know any reason why 378 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,905 Will would break into Miss West’s property yesterday? 379 00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,785 Maybe he was trying to find a job at We Cover. 380 00:19:28,865 --> 00:19:31,465 Yeah. Yeah, he did say that. 381 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,545 So are you telling me that your friend climbed an electric gate 382 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,145 just to ask for a job? 383 00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:39,225 I really think gorillas are smarter than humans. 384 00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:42,705 We rather suspect his intentions were more sinister than that. 385 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,705 We found multiple IDs on Will’s body, none of which were real. 386 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,225 Far be it for me to speak ill of the dead, 387 00:19:49,305 --> 00:19:52,385 but I think you’re all rather lucky he got mangled in that gate. 388 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,425 Yeah. Yeah, maybe. 389 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,865 I’m keeping it, Ash. 390 00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:06,985 I don’t know if it’s yours 391 00:20:07,065 --> 00:20:09,025 or Daniel’s, but, um... 392 00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:11,505 I’m gonna call it Ash. 393 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,785 Or Ashley if it’s a girl. 394 00:20:15,825 --> 00:20:18,065 And I’m gonna love it, because it’s all I have left of you. 395 00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:23,905 Please don’t be Daniel’s! 396 00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:28,985 What happened to you, then? 397 00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:33,945 Well, I saw Miss West and, er, Linda arrive and... 398 00:20:35,345 --> 00:20:36,425 I just left. 399 00:20:36,505 --> 00:20:37,745 You left me in the lurch. 400 00:20:38,225 --> 00:20:39,385 Sorry. 401 00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:44,745 Not all bad, though, is it? I mean, as you said, 402 00:20:45,145 --> 00:20:49,105 Will died before he had a chance to speak to Katerina, yes? 403 00:20:49,705 --> 00:20:51,625 Yeah. Yeah, I guess. 404 00:20:51,705 --> 00:20:53,305 And no one saw the drugs money. 405 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,865 I think we’re probably out of the woods. 406 00:20:57,825 --> 00:20:59,225 Well done, Dad. 407 00:21:00,505 --> 00:21:02,465 Oh! 408 00:21:04,345 --> 00:21:05,545 Thank you, son! 409 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,865 I don’t, er, have a son, as you know. 410 00:21:08,945 --> 00:21:10,385 I don’t have any children. 411 00:21:11,065 --> 00:21:14,345 But if I did have a son, I’d like him to be a bit like you. 412 00:21:15,305 --> 00:21:19,105 Obviously not such a liar or a potty-mouth, but... 413 00:21:24,265 --> 00:21:28,425 Hey, hey. You know the deal. It was 50/50. 414 00:21:28,505 --> 00:21:31,425 It’s not for you. I don’t want it on me when I leave Becca. 415 00:21:31,505 --> 00:21:33,905 Just need you to... look after it. 416 00:21:33,985 --> 00:21:35,825 - Oh. - Until I move out. 417 00:21:35,905 --> 00:21:37,145 Right, yes. 418 00:21:37,225 --> 00:21:40,025 As soon as we’ve launched this charity campaign, 419 00:21:40,105 --> 00:21:43,585 we can end this cancer lie for good. 420 00:21:44,425 --> 00:21:47,345 Ha! I think we could’ve really made a go of it in the Cotswolds, 421 00:21:47,425 --> 00:21:49,105 Oh, do you want it? 422 00:21:49,185 --> 00:21:50,145 No. 423 00:21:55,825 --> 00:21:58,625 Don’t talk to me like that. You’d have done the same thing. 424 00:21:58,705 --> 00:21:59,825 Listen. 425 00:21:59,905 --> 00:22:03,025 No one will ever know I faked cancer. 426 00:22:03,105 --> 00:22:05,465 But I know, you little piece of fucking shit! 427 00:22:05,545 --> 00:22:06,865 Now you do too. 428 00:22:13,905 --> 00:22:15,065 Oh, dear. 429 00:22:19,585 --> 00:22:20,665 Oh. 430 00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:23,145 In you go, Mr. Helmet. 431 00:22:24,823 --> 00:22:29,823 Subtitles by explosiveskull 32295

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