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I’d like to report an act of
public indecency on Truro Road.
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Two males in a vehicle,
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registration Golf Uniform six-five
Echo Papa Juliet.
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Hello?
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You’ve found Ash’s car?
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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DAD
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- Oh!
- Give me back my phone!
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You're welcome!
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- Finally!
- Why do we have to meet so early?
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Because you didn’t answer
your phone at all last night.
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Look, we’ve got a problem.
Will’s gone, okay?
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He doesn’t want the money.
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- Are you listening to me?
- Yes.
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I can’t get this D-lock off
and I don’t want to have my bike stolen.
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By who? There’s no one around.
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You never know
who’s going to be lurking, do you?
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So, Will didn’t want the money?
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No. Reckons he can get more.
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Says he’s gonna tell everyone everything
and fuck me over.
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All right. Well, I mean...
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It’s good he didn’t want the money.
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We have to leave the country.
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What?
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For how long?
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For good. We’re looking at spending
the rest of our lives in prison.
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Oh, Hanging Gardens of Babylon!
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- Keep it down!
- I’m sorry.
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Things were just
getting back on track at work and...
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Annette and I, we were...
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we were going to start trying
in the bedroom again.
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Sex.
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But now I have to abandon her.
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Look, I don’t wanna leave either.
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I was about to dump Becca.
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I was finally getting on with my parents.
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And Linda asked me out for a drink.
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And now...
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- we have to leave ASAP.
- Yes.
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I’m all packed. You should do the same.
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And we need all of that drug money.
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Where do you think we’ll go?
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I don’t know.
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Spain?
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Perhaps we can pretend
that we’re father and son.
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And your beautiful red-headed mother,
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she died in a tragic fishing accident
when you were seven.
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At first the local authorities
pointed the finger at me...
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Look, shall we just...? Let’s just meet
at Paddington, two hours, yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Is that enough time?
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Enough time?
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Ha! On this thing?
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You bet your bottom dollar, kiddo.
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See you in a minute.
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Ah!
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Last time I saw you was when we...
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You know, the...
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When you got hit by that car.
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Oh, pardon me.
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What the fuck was Will going on about?
He said you fell out a window.
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- Fucking hell!
- Where did that come from?
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Morning, Miss West.
Thank you so much for calling me.
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No problem.
I was hoping to talk to Daniel today,
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but he didn’t show up.
I want him for the launch.
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The launch?
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The Live A Great Life campaign.
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Linda’s found a fun run coming up,
so let’s piggy-back on that.
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- Give the runners free bracelets.
- Right...
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I must’ve missed that meeting.
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I thought Daniel would be there with you.
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No, he’s not. Linda’s the only one
from We Cover to show up.
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Oh, hi, Michael.
It’s such a beautiful day.
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I mean, I’m the only one
that’s come in today.
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I gave everyone the day off so that they
could attend your father’s funeral. Look.
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Michael, everyone hated him.
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Oh, don’t worry. Michael.
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I’m sure you’ll have lots of staff members
at your funeral.
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Thank you, Linda.
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Well, can I say, Miss West,
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that it actually breaks my heart
that I can’t be there today.
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I’m sure, but his will specifically states
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that you were not to attend the funeral
if it was on a workday.
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- Oh, God.
- Oh.
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- It’s happening.
- Earth to earth...
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- Michael, I gotta go.
- ...ashes to ashes...
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Goodbye, Mr. West.
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Sorry I couldn’t be there
in person, but...
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know I’m here,
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steadying your ship.
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Passport, check.
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Drug money, check.
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Caught you red-handed!
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Well, what have you got
to say for yourself?
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I can explain. I was forced into it.
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I didn’t mean to do anybody any harm.
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I know you didn’t, Iain,
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but St Frederick's has
a strict no bicycles policy.
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Yes. Yes, of course it does.
I’ll take it outside immediately.
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I know that there are bicycle thieves
everywhere,
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but it’s about impression, isn’t it?
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Especially as I’m putting your name
forward to become...
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a partner.
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A partner?
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- Here at St Frederick's?
- You’ve really impressed me of late.
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Complete 180. And that should
be reflected in your position here.
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Wow!
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Ah, Sherry, I...
I don’t know what to say.
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Well, that’s evident.
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Now, get that bike moved, would you?
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It can’t be kept indoors.
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Not even by partners, eh?
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Yes.
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Yes, partners.
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DAD
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MICHAEL
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PREGNANT
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Morning, Dr. Glennis.
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YOUR FATHER IS AT THE OFFICE.
I THINK HE MAY BE DRUNK.
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Fuck’s sake!
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Fucking mess!
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Um...
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Annette, I didn’t realize.
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I was tricked. Um...
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Tell her the truth, Iain. Stop lying.
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Is drug dealing a crime?
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Then I’m guilty.
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Annette, I did it for you,
so you could have a better life.
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So we could have a better life.
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Join that country club.
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Hello!
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Who is it?
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It’s Vanessa.
Your work said you called in sick.
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Er...
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Er...
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Yeah.
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I’ve got food poisoning.
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Sorry. Um, Look,
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would... would you just please
be honest with me?
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Were you...
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Were you sleeping with Ash?
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- What?
- They found his car a few roads from here.
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Well, he was probably
coming over to see Daniel.
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Daniel wasn’t here. He was on the news
from his office that day, remember?
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And it’s not just that.
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- Ash’s phone.
- Well, what about his phone?
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I unlocked it
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and I saw a message...
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For fuck’s sake!
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Son, I’m sorry.
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I don’t know what to do.
I... I’ve made a terrible mess.
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What's happened?
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Well, as far as I can gather,
your father has decided to...
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to leave your mother.
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- What?
- I had to.
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- We weren’t meant to be together.
- I’m so sorry, son.
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Why are you doing this?
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You’ve got to live life, Daniel.
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Grab it by the balls.
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- You taught me that.
- No, I didn’t.
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- I’ve never said that.
- With your cancer.
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It just showed me
how little time we have here.
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And your bravery...
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You inspired me. Like Douglas Bader.
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MUM:
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM YOUR DAD?
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You haven’t told Mum yet.
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She thinks I’m at
the Steam Museum in Brentford.
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Oh, that’s a great family day out.
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Look, have you been drinking, Dad?
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- Oh, some whisky, a couple of Pernods.
- Oh, God.
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- I’m so sorry.
- And you drove here?
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I hate for you to see me like this,
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especially with you having cancer.
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Mr. Glass, speaking as somebody
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who’s recently been evicted by his wife,
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can I say I think
you need to fight for your marriage.
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Yeah. Yeah, he’s right.
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Look, I’m gonna drive you
back home to Mum.
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It’s not too late to fix this.
You are not leaving her.
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You’re not driving my car.
Not after what happened last time.
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Just calm down.
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I’m gonna get you a glass of water.
Michael, can you look after him?
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Daniel, it’s Dr. Iain Glennis.
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I was cycling to the station
by my house when...
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Yeah, okay. I’m gonna be
a little bit late. I had to come to work.
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- I’ve seen your friend.
- Who? Will?
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Yes, he’s in a You-Ber.
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A You-Ber? What’s a You-Ber?
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A You-Ber.
One of the internet taxi things.
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Oh, an Uber.
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- Okay, where’s he going now?
- I don’t know.
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I’ve lost him. We are quite close
to the We Cover offices.
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He just walked in.
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Yes. I’m on my way.
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His face...
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- It's fine.
- Good!
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You know, your dad was always trying
to get me to come here for meetings.
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Huh! I’ll bet.
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- So you’re selling it?
- Yes, I’m selling everything.
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His property, his erotic art,
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the company...
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- What will you do with the money?
- I’m expanding the sanctuary.
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I really wanna take in
more orphan gorillas.
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And I’m adding a pool.
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Oh, do gorillas like swimming?
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No.
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But I do.
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Oh, wow! Mr. West met Nelson Mandela?
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Yeah, he didn’t realize he campaigned
vigorously for his imprisonment.
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That’s funny.
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Can you come to the garage?
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Wowee!
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Yeah, it’s a shame
he didn’t die 15 years ago
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while his porn collection
was still worth something.
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I’m auctioning everything.
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- Well, I can help you list it all.
- Really?
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Yeah, I’d love to. I love looking through
other people’s junk.
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Thank you. That would be fantastic.
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- Okay, well, I’ll see you in a bit.
- Yeah. I’m on it.
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Thank you, Linda.
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You’re an angel.
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Aww!
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Okay, I’ll see you soon.
Good luck in here.
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Can you believe my dad
had leather sheets?
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I mean, it’s just disgusting.
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Wash your hands
before you come in the house.
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What are you doing here?
Where's your mask?
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Which office is Katerina West’s?
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Accent? You’re not even American.
Who the fuck are you?
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You lied to me.
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Wow! Unbelievable.
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- No, don’t go in there.
- Where is she?
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- Sorry, who are you?
- Katerina West. Where is she?
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I am not at liberty
to divulge that information.
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She may be at Brentford Steam Museum.
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Well, no, she’s at the funeral.
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Oh, yes. Dear Daddy’s funeral.
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Please, can we just sit down
and just talk about this?
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I’m done talking with you,
back-stabber. Fuck you.
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Do not swear at my son.
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If only you knew what a lying
piece of shit your son really is.
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You can’t trust anything
that comes out of his mouth.
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And to think
I thought we’d be best friends.
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- Wanker!
- How dare you!
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- Dad!
- Ow!
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- Oh, sorry!
- Michael, are you all right?
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I’m fine, I’m fine.
It was an honest mistake.
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It’s your word against mine!
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Actually, Daniel, it’s your word
against you!
249
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Dad, I need your car keys now.
250
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Keys? Keys, er...
251
00:13:48,565 --> 00:13:49,845
They’ve gone.
252
00:13:50,605 --> 00:13:52,245
That bastard must’ve stolen them.
253
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For fuck’s sake!
254
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WILL GOING TO STEAL TOYOTA RAV4
WITH CHRISTIAN FISH. STOP HIM!
255
00:14:02,685 --> 00:14:04,485
But it could be anywhere!
256
00:14:06,485 --> 00:14:08,045
Oh!
257
00:14:08,565 --> 00:14:09,925
Bless you, Lord.
258
00:14:19,805 --> 00:14:22,365
Cutting someone’s brakes...
Right. Um...
259
00:14:23,085 --> 00:14:24,685
One, two, three, four...
260
00:14:24,765 --> 00:14:27,125
You’d think they’d make it easier
to cut someone’s brakes!
261
00:14:30,205 --> 00:14:31,565
Oh!
262
00:14:34,885 --> 00:14:35,765
Ah!
263
00:14:35,845 --> 00:14:37,205
Oh, please...
264
00:14:43,445 --> 00:14:44,445
Oh, Lord in heaven,
265
00:14:44,525 --> 00:14:45,765
hallowed be...
266
00:14:46,165 --> 00:14:47,365
hallowed be...
267
00:14:55,805 --> 00:14:57,565
Oh, thank you, Lord.
268
00:15:00,085 --> 00:15:01,245
Where are we going?
269
00:15:01,325 --> 00:15:02,805
We’re getting your car keys back.
270
00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:05,605
Keys? Oh, well, but they’re here.
271
00:15:05,685 --> 00:15:07,885
What? Oh, for fuck’s sake!
272
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,725
- They were in my trousers. Silly me!
- Oh, God!
273
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,685
- 0770900...
- What’s going on?
274
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:18,325
I’m back on his tail.
275
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,565
Are you okay?
276
00:15:22,725 --> 00:15:24,525
No, I’m really sick.
277
00:15:27,325 --> 00:15:29,005
- Oh.
- Please forgive the smell.
278
00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:35,125
So, um... you said something
about a message.
279
00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:38,445
Yes. I saw a message
from you to Ash and I think...
280
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:40,805
I saw the word "cock."
281
00:15:42,445 --> 00:15:43,765
Oh! Um...
282
00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:46,285
I remember.
283
00:15:46,365 --> 00:15:49,525
It was... it was before...
I knew Daniel had cancer
284
00:15:49,605 --> 00:15:50,765
and I was dumping him,
285
00:15:50,845 --> 00:15:53,485
so I texted Ash for some advice and...
286
00:15:53,565 --> 00:15:55,965
and I called Daniel a cock.
287
00:15:58,205 --> 00:15:59,525
Of course!
288
00:16:00,445 --> 00:16:03,445
I’m so sorry. I’m just
all over the place right now. I...
289
00:16:03,525 --> 00:16:04,925
You don’t need to apologize.
290
00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:07,445
So, where’s the phone now?
291
00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:10,045
Oh, well, I got so excited
that I’d unlocked it
292
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,525
that I dropped it down the toilet.
293
00:16:11,605 --> 00:16:13,645
Oh, my God, Vanessa!
294
00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:16,485
The internet says I’ve got to leave it
in rice for three days to dry it out
295
00:16:16,565 --> 00:16:18,285
and even then it might be fucked.
296
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,565
Right. Well... let’s hope it’s not.
297
00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:25,565
Oh, God, there’s more.
298
00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:30,445
- Drive carefully, son.
- I will!
299
00:16:30,525 --> 00:16:32,725
I’ve driven a lot since then, okay?
300
00:16:32,805 --> 00:16:35,005
No crashes. We’ll be fine.
301
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,485
Oh! Hello?
302
00:16:39,245 --> 00:16:40,925
- Where are you?
- Right on his tail.
303
00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:42,765
He didn’t steal the Rav.
304
00:16:42,845 --> 00:16:44,365
He took another You-Ber.
305
00:16:44,445 --> 00:16:47,085
I know. He’s headed to
Kenny West’s house.
306
00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:51,285
Number 57 Goldhanger Road,
just off the A307.
307
00:16:51,365 --> 00:16:53,325
Right, I’ll get there before him.
308
00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:56,605
All the smoothies and exercise
are certainly paying off.
309
00:16:56,685 --> 00:16:58,245
I’m barely breaking a sweat.
310
00:16:58,325 --> 00:16:59,885
Okay, what are you gonna do?
311
00:16:59,965 --> 00:17:01,165
I’m going to stop him.
312
00:17:01,245 --> 00:17:02,725
Er, yeah, but how?
313
00:17:02,805 --> 00:17:06,565
Well, if I can cut a man’s brakes,
I’m pretty sure I can bash his brains in.
314
00:17:07,005 --> 00:17:08,885
Sorry, what did you... what did you do?
315
00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:12,565
When you said he’d stolen the keys
to the Rav 4 with the Christian fish,
316
00:17:12,645 --> 00:17:15,045
I got to it before he did.
I snipped the brakes.
317
00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:18,125
You cut the brakes?
318
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,045
Yes, yes. I cut the brakes.
319
00:17:20,525 --> 00:17:22,045
I’m not proud of it, Daniel,
320
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,965
- but it was him or us.
- Fuck!
321
00:17:24,045 --> 00:17:25,805
I know it’s a high-pressure
environment,
322
00:17:25,885 --> 00:17:27,005
but please don’t use that word.
323
00:17:28,805 --> 00:17:30,925
- No, no, Daniel, slow down.
- Fuck!
324
00:17:31,005 --> 00:17:33,125
Can you not use that word, Daniel?
325
00:17:33,205 --> 00:17:35,885
Daniel, what the hell are you doing?
Slow down!
326
00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:37,485
You fucking idiot!
327
00:17:43,925 --> 00:17:45,085
Daniel?
328
00:17:45,645 --> 00:17:46,885
Daniel?
329
00:17:47,285 --> 00:17:48,525
Hello?
330
00:17:50,205 --> 00:17:52,005
If he talks to me like that again,
331
00:17:53,165 --> 00:17:54,685
I’ll cut his bloody brakes!
332
00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:21,525
- Hello.
- What the fuck?
333
00:18:21,605 --> 00:18:23,645
- Hey, chill out, chill out!
- Chill out? Who the fuck are you?
334
00:18:23,725 --> 00:18:25,965
The gate was open,
the door was open...
335
00:18:27,685 --> 00:18:29,205
You’re Kenny’s daughter, right?
336
00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:30,525
Are you from We Cover?
337
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:32,325
In a way.
338
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,725
There’s something I need to tell you.
339
00:18:39,805 --> 00:18:41,885
I know Kenny’s house
is around here somewhere.
340
00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:45,325
Now, did he say Goldacre Lane
or Goldacre Road?
341
00:18:46,645 --> 00:18:49,365
Goldacre Lane’s 137 miles away.
So it must be...
342
00:18:49,925 --> 00:18:51,165
here, I suspect.
343
00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:59,885
Argh!
344
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,845
Daniel doesn’t have cancer.
345
00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:18,365
That’s insane!
Who pretends to have cancer?
346
00:19:18,445 --> 00:19:19,725
Daniel.
347
00:19:19,805 --> 00:19:22,485
The poster boy
for your daddy’s company is a fake.
348
00:19:22,565 --> 00:19:24,245
Right. Anything else
you wanna tell me?
349
00:19:24,325 --> 00:19:25,725
9/11 was an inside job?
350
00:19:25,805 --> 00:19:28,525
Donald Trump won the popular vote?
I mean, come on.
351
00:19:29,445 --> 00:19:30,845
I have evidence.
352
00:19:33,685 --> 00:19:36,485
It’s only for six months, okay?
353
00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:38,725
And then everyone
will think I’ve beat it.
354
00:19:38,805 --> 00:19:40,845
And then I'll get my life back on track
355
00:19:40,925 --> 00:19:43,125
and no one will ever know
356
00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:44,965
I faked cancer.
357
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:49,685
When Daniel began to confide in me,
I started recording our conversations.
358
00:19:51,805 --> 00:19:52,805
What do you want?
359
00:19:54,445 --> 00:19:56,125
- Money.
- I don’t have any!
360
00:19:56,205 --> 00:19:59,845
Oh, fuck off! Look at this place.
You’ll get millions for it.
361
00:19:59,925 --> 00:20:01,485
Uh-uh. All that money is going to charity.
362
00:20:01,565 --> 00:20:02,725
Oh, yeah.
363
00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:05,845
Yeah, Little Miss Trust Fund’s
monkey hotel.
364
00:20:05,925 --> 00:20:08,085
Look, I’m not greedy, okay?
365
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,645
I just want 100 grand
and then I’ll be out of your hair.
366
00:20:10,725 --> 00:20:12,445
Right, and how do I know
you’re gonna stop at that?
367
00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:14,445
Well, you don’t.
368
00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:17,005
But if people find out
that Daniel’s been faking it,
369
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,885
then We Cover will be finished.
370
00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:20,325
And you...
371
00:20:20,405 --> 00:20:22,405
you can’t afford to take that chance.
372
00:20:26,085 --> 00:20:28,325
No. I can’t do that to my gorillas.
373
00:20:28,405 --> 00:20:29,965
Fuck your gorillas!
374
00:20:31,845 --> 00:20:34,205
It is what it is. It is what it is...
375
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,285
Okay.
376
00:20:44,405 --> 00:20:46,205
So, for 100 grand...
377
00:20:46,685 --> 00:20:47,845
you’ll disappear?
378
00:20:50,885 --> 00:20:53,485
Off the face of the earth.
379
00:20:55,245 --> 00:20:56,685
Motherfucker!
380
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,485
Oh, God.
381
00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:15,325
Not again.
382
00:21:17,725 --> 00:21:19,005
It is what it is...
383
00:21:24,845 --> 00:21:26,405
I know
you’re the size of a lentil,
384
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:29,365
but try and kick once if you’re Daniel’s
385
00:21:29,445 --> 00:21:31,245
or twice if you’re Ash’s.
386
00:21:37,245 --> 00:21:38,245
Hi, Mrs. Glass.
387
00:21:38,325 --> 00:21:41,405
Becca, they’ve had an accident!
388
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,125
They? Who?
389
00:21:43,205 --> 00:21:44,365
Daniel and Gordon.
390
00:21:44,765 --> 00:21:47,685
I knew he shouldn’t have got in the car
with him. He’s cursed.
391
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,005
Wait, what?
392
00:21:49,485 --> 00:21:51,885
My Gordon, my Simon...
393
00:21:52,405 --> 00:21:53,445
You mean Daniel?
394
00:21:53,525 --> 00:21:55,045
Daniel.
395
00:21:59,325 --> 00:22:04,325
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