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Here you go, Sammy.
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I know I was supposed
to drop Sam off in day-care,
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but the only other kid
that was there was
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that creepy little girl
with all the freckles.
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Please don't give my son
your prejudice of redheads.
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They're God's mistakes, J.D., accept it.
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You know what, let's not fight.
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Because, Sammy,
today is the seven-year anniversary
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of the first time
your daddy and I ever kissed.
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J.D.: I forgot!
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Distract her so you can runand get some flowers.
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Darling, do you know what Sam loves?
When you sing Old MacDonald.
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He does?
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J.D.: Nobody loved Elliot'stone-deaf rendition of Old MacDonald.
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Old MacDonald had a farm
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Farm
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J.D.: It was so excruciating,
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I knew exactlyhow long it took her to finish.
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- Look out!
- I had 44 seconds.
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And on that farm there was a cougarE- I-E-I-Oh
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With a... here. And a... thereHere a... There a...
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Everywhere a... O...
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J.D.: Stupid line.
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You loved shopliftingwhen you were a kid.
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Just grab something and run.
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Be cool, honky.
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Oh, hey, Leonard. What's that?
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Hey! Look out! Wait a minute!
I'm talking to you!
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Leonard, calm down.
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E- I-E-I-Oh
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Did you like that, Sammy?
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No!
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I feel like you raped my soul.
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Oh, that was wonderful, darling.
I got you a little anniversary present.
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Why would you get me
a toothbrush?
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Damn it! I thought it was a sex toy!Okay, just cover.
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I borrowed your toothbrush
this morning when I was showering,
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dropped it
and I may have peed on it a little.
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You pee in my shower?
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You know, baby, I'm making this up.
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I forgot to get you a present.
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- So you don't pee in my shower?
- Of course not.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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You didn't have to get me a gift
for the anniversary of a kiss.
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I mean, that's the best part
about us having dated before.
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We don't have to deal
with that drama ever again.
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You're the best.
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I ought to gut you.
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Look, that's how
the old Leonard used to behave.
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Hook it over.
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J.D.: Spring was in the air andeveryone was getting caught up in it.
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Whether it was a new romance...
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Hey, have you ever been
in love before?
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Once. She was a janitor.
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Well, for her, the mop
always came first, you know?
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And that was fine, until one day
I come home from work early
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and there they are in bed.
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They were just cuddling,
but still, you know.
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It was really the emotional betrayal
that makes it hard to talk about.
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But you've changed all of that for me.
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J.D.: Or an old romancestill going strong.
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Excuse me.
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Could you hold that, please?
Excuse me.
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Oh, my God, you make me so hot.
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Why?
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J.D.: Other couplesjust weren't clicking.
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- Are you mad at me?
- I'm not mad. I'm hurt.
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You've been ignoring me so much
it makes me want to punch something.
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God, you're firm.
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I'm just bummed about Carla.
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Between Izzy
and her being pregnant again,
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it's like I don't have a wife anymore.
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She's just a mommy.
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Is it that bad?
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Don't you love listening to her breathe
on the baby monitor?
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Sometimes.
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Baby, I thought you said
you wanted to get it on.
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We're not finished?
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- We haven't started.
- Sorry. Do your thing.
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It's pretty bad.
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Dude, what the hell was that for?
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I wanted to see if it was just as firm
when you weren't expecting it.
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- And?
- Firmer.
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That's right.
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Okay, let's call this meeting
of the Brain Trust to order.
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Now, as you know,
ever since our esteemed member Lloyd
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died snorkeling in his father's pool,
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we've tried to make do
with the next best thing.
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Still, I think we realize
that's not really working out.
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Especially since Todd keeps
high-fiving it and knocking it over.
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Well, look how he's posed.
I can't resist.
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Yes, you can.
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That is why I had you over
to my garage last weekend
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to take my seminar on willpower.
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And you still owe me 60 bucks.
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Now, Brain Trust bylaw 47 A
clearly states what, Ted?
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- Live free or die.
- That's New Hampshire.
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47 A clearly states that we must always
have exactly four members.
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So, I proudly announce
the reinstatement of Doug Murphy
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as a permanent member
of the Brain Trust.
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Permanent member until you
find someone you like better, right?
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Come on. You're just being insecure.
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Dudes!
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You're alive. You're out.
Lloyd, you're back in.
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We thought you were dead.
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Faked my own death, bro.
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I was in debt big time to a bookie.
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Anyway, it didn't work out.
Saw me at a mall.
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So, what's new?
Can I borrow 80,000 bucks?
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Can't really swing that, Lloyd.
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Our credit line is over-extended
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since we had Cheap Trick play
at the Brain Trust picnic.
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- Yeah.
- Goodbye, Lloyd.
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- And Doug is back in. Permanent.
- Yes.
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You know,
until Lloyd gets back on his feet.
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Okay, meeting adjourned.
And, oh, almost forgot. Jeez.
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Ted, pass these out
to everyone in the hospital.
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Cardboard five!
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I want you in my garage this afternoon.
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Bring 120 bucks
and a steak sandwich.
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I can't do this all on my own
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No, I know
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I'm no Superman
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I'm no Superman
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What the hell is this?
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Oh, my God!
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"You are cordially invited to
the wedding of Lady and the Janitor."
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The Janitor is getting
married before me?
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That's it. I may actually kill myself.
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Of course, I'm the only one
who wasn't invited.
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Here's yours.
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J.D.: Okay, do not revealhow touched you are.
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Turk, could you please pass me
the salt for my baked potato?
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This wedding is in three days.
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And it's in the Bahamas.
Nobody's going to this thing.
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I know I'm not.
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I heard, at night,
the octopuses come out onto land
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and drag people up into trees
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and rip their faces off
with their powerful suction cups.
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J.D.: I guess I was movedby the Janitor's invite,
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because I did this.
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Look, I know the Janitor
isn't exactly a friend to us,
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but he is a part of our family,
a horrible, horrible part.
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Like an uncle
who shows up at your ballet class
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and whispers, "Good girl,"
when you pli�.
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You have an uncle like that, too?
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That's not important, Carla.
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Still, I think we should use this
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as an opportunity
to go on a much-needed vacation.
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We work very hard.
And I think it's time to live a little.
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Hey!
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You really think we should go?
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Hey, Todd. I'm really just sort of talking
to these two tables.
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- Yeah, it's just the two of them.
- Just these two.
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But you said we should all live a little.
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And I think you should on your own.
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But in this circumstance,
I was really just talking to...
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Just mainly these two tables,
focusing here.
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Actually, I'm thinking about going.
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Hey, Bob. I...
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I didn't see you there.
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So, I am talking
to your table as well, Todd.
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But not your chair. Not your chair.
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Surprisingly, my friends listened.
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We can't go, Turk.
We've never left Izzy alone before.
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Baby, separation is healthy.
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Wanna know what happens to kids
who are too close to their mothers?
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- What?
- They end up like that.
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Well, Mom, when I'm gone
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I guess your feet
will just have to rub themselves!
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Ted has his own room now.
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He only sleeps with his mom
when he's had a bad dream.
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Or she has.
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Honey, all I'm trying to say is that
with Izzy and a new baby on the way,
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this might be our last chance
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- to have some you and me time.
- Okay.
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I'm in.
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Awesome. Think about it, Elliot.
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In three days, you'll be walking
on a beach in your bikini.
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- That's sexy.
- Shut up.
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Cool.
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What? I know I have to be
in a bathing suit.
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Hey, Feldman. Fire up the fat vac.
Momma needs some lipo.
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Dude.
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We are in for the Bahamas. Upstairs!
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Downstairs! Oh, yeah.
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I still don't like downstairs.
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Really? You haven't come around yet?
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Anyway, I got you a present.
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It's an exact replica of the tiki
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from "The Brady Bunch
Goes to Hawaii" episode.
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Greg had this on
when he got into the surfing accident.
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Peter had it on
when he saw the tarantula in the bed.
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- And Alice...
- Turk! Turk, Turk, Turk.
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I've seen it before.
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Do you remember the music they'd play
when anything bad happened?
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Wait. You don't have one.
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Or do I?
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Yes!
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- Downstairs!
- Really?
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No. What's wrong with you?
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I didn't wanna do it, either.
I think it's stupid.
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- Where'd you get them?
- I bought them on the interweb.
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The seller was anonymous,
but I think I know who it was.
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Sold! Finally!
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These things have been
ruining my life for too long.
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The curse is yours, John Dorian.
The curse is yours!
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Man, that guy hates normal doors.
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Do you think if we wear these
bad stuff will happen to us?
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That's kind of the fun, isn't it?
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- Turk.
- Huh?
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I need your signature on our
splenectomy patient's discharge form.
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This pen doesn't work.
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That's gonna be annoying.
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Now you made my woman all mad.
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Good God.
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Tiki bump.
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That was sex-tastic.
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My God,
I feel light headed.
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Yeah, good loving will do that to you.
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So will not eating
for 36 hours.
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Elliot, just say
it was the good loving, okay?
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You know, as a joke.
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Fine, it was the good loving.
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I knew it.
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J.D.
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Forget it.
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What?
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Okay. What the hell?
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Here goes.
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I love you.
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J.D., I love you so much
that the last thing I think about
233
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,740
before we go to bed at night
and the first thing I think about
234
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when I wake up
in the morning is our future.
235
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Come here.
236
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I love you, too.
237
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J.D.: And there it was.A moment so perfect that I...
238
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That's it?
239
00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:57,848
What?
240
00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:00,092
I did not just say,
"I love you."
241
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,594
I actually explained
how much I love you.
242
00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,152
Plus, you weren't even looking at me
when you said it.
243
00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:05,356
But I do love you.
244
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,559
I think that you're the most
amazing woman that I've...
245
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,467
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You are not getting off that easy.
246
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,232
You have to obsess
over it a little like I did.
247
00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:14,933
See, I actually jotted down
some notes in my notebook
248
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,499
on how to get into the whole
"I love you" conversation
249
00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:20,444
before I settled
on the fake-spontaneous-blurting thing.
250
00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:22,310
You do know
that you're a crazy person?
251
00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,008
- Of course.
- Just checking.
252
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:28,146
Now, you think about it and surprise me
when I'm not expecting it.
253
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Night.
254
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,629
Elliot, when I think about our love...
255
00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:39,028
- Too soon.
- Okay.
256
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,059
What are you doing? The van
to take us to the airport is downstairs.
257
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,365
It's called my job.
258
00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:48,373
It's that little thing I do
70 to 80 hours a week
259
00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,875
while you're eating, drinking,
napping, spending, plucking,
260
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,845
ignoring the children
and singing rap tunes into a hairbrush.
261
00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:57,379
You forgot about the nanny-cam
in the bedroom, didn't you?
262
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,915
I like it like thatShe working that back
263
00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:04,479
I don't know how to actSlow motion for me
264
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,784
I did. But I'm okay with it.
'Cause I'm fly.
265
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:11,593
You realize I'm probably gonna have to
work the entire time we're down there.
266
00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:14,030
The only thing better than
going on vacation without our kids
267
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,499
is going on vacation without our kids
268
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,058
and you're too busy
to spend time with me.
269
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,434
You don't mean that.
270
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,269
I do. It's an amazing gift.
271
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,375
Come on!
272
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,641
Dear God.
273
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,741
What the hell are you wearing?
274
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,783
Just got my Bahamas gear on.
275
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:40,189
J.D., have you seen
my cute white linen shirt?
276
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:41,784
I think it looks better on me.
277
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,591
Babe, I know that you're very proud
that you've been working out, okay,
278
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,063
but we're in a hospital, so button up.
279
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,259
Fine. But the second we get
to the Bahamas,
280
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,029
it's going to be raining abs.
281
00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,738
In my heart you come first place
282
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,140
When I turn and twist like that
283
00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:01,306
It's because I love you so much
284
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,682
It's sung for my country
285
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,316
Hope Town! We made it.
286
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:16,425
Oh. Oh, baby, look at this place.
287
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:22,093
Okay. So Izzy drank
her whole bottle, right? Okay.
288
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,369
Okay, great.
289
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,094
Excuse me,
when you're done with that phone,
290
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,504
may I borrow it to call my kids?
291
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,633
- Really?
- No.
292
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,234
Say, did you even bother
to tell the babysitter
293
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,041
she has to stay overnight
this weekend?
294
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,774
Well, she'll figure it out.
295
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,908
Ted, wait here for my bag.
296
00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,811
Got enough sunscreen on there, Ted?
297
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:44,789
I go through a tube
about every three hours.
298
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,654
My skin drinks it.
299
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,261
J.D.: What's that about?
300
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,530
Todd went to med-school there.
301
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,037
And then we sawwhere Todd got it from.
302
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:03,701
His old professor wasthe best high-fiver in all the world.
303
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,046
Earthquake!
304
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,783
J.D.: And then we'd all have sexto celebrate surviving.
305
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,346
Chop, chop, Ted.
306
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,289
I could kill him here.
307
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,916
You know how much I love you?
When I first...
308
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,155
Yeah, not in front of everybody.
309
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,254
Plus, I'm a little light headed.
310
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,629
Maybe that's because
you haven't eaten in three days.
311
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,258
I know what my body can take!
312
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,563
Don't care.
313
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,900
Let's go.
314
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,340
- Tiki time.
- Yes.
315
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,871
Should we go check in
with everybody else?
316
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,177
Not yet.
317
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,142
I gotta whiz.
318
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,551
There's a bathroom, like, right there.
319
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,719
I know, but I'm already in.
320
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,418
Fine, Elliot.
321
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:03,059
You know, the Abacos
have incredible snorkeling.
322
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,535
Since you're not a strong swimmer,
323
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:08,028
let's say we get really, really,
really drunk and go later.
324
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,166
Darling, I distinctly
remember telling you
325
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,471
that I had to do some work down here.
326
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:14,707
But if you'd like me to stop so that
we can spend some time together,
327
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,274
you just say the word.
328
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,145
Never.
329
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:23,086
Hey, meathead.
I've got a present for you.
330
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:27,559
- I'm thinking of going bone fishing.
- I'm going bone fishing right now!
331
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,720
And Ms. Sullivan,
thanks so much for that set-up.
332
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,753
You're welcome. Go away.
333
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,091
Hey!
334
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,365
No way!
335
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,898
- I can't believe you came.
- I know, right?
336
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,367
Why the hell did you come?
337
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,002
I rallied the troops.
338
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,808
I invited you to a wedding
in a foreign country
339
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:48,870
on three days' notice.
340
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,542
You weren't supposed to come.
I just wanted the gifts.
341
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,381
Do you see any
of the other 847 invites here?
342
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,251
We're not even
having a ceremony, man.
343
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,846
All right, well, then,
we'll just have a vacation.
344
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,290
- No harm done.
- All right.
345
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,519
- You have to!
- Elliot, you are so right!
346
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:05,791
- Honey, we're gonna have a ceremony.
- A big one.
347
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,129
I'm gonna kill you.
348
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:14,467
We loved our hotel room,
349
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:17,134
but then Elliot saw somethingthat made her skin crawl.
350
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,177
Here's the towels you wanted.
351
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,578
Thanks, sweetie.
352
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:31,244
There's no way I'm using those after
that little redhead freak touched them.
353
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,554
I can smell his freckles.
354
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:37,253
I can't believe you hid this hatred
from me for seven years.
355
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,661
Deal with it.
356
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:41,564
Hey, babe,
what are you doing in there?
357
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,229
Just putting some sun screen
on my face.
358
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,260
Good, 'cause
359
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,136
I think now might be a really nice time
360
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,641
to tell you that
I love you so much that...
361
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,440
- J.D., I'm pooing.
- See you at the beach.
362
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,576
I mean, I miss Izzy,
363
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:03,019
but I always imagined being
someplace like this with you.
364
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,321
Just be here, Turk.
365
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,723
Hey, Diane.
366
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,354
Here comes my ex-wife
and your beard.
367
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,172
50% real. Enjoy.
368
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:31,806
You two both gotten a good look?
Some of this. A little of that. Yeah?
369
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,182
Good. Then we're done. Give me that.
370
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:38,087
Oh, my God. Conch fritters.
You guys, I will see you later.
371
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,853
I'm gonna go get, like, 40 of these.
372
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,093
She should have gotten the lipo.
373
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,697
It does hurt a little bit
when I sit, though.
374
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,996
Hey, Gandhi.
Here comes your better half.
375
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,499
That's what I'm talking a...
376
00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,238
...bout?
377
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:02,838
She's wearing shorts and a mom suit.
378
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:04,914
No, don't you...
379
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,178
My wife.
380
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,584
Hi, guys! How you...
381
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:12,484
Oh! I left my cell phone in
the room. I'm gonna go back and get it,
382
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:14,822
in case something happens
with Izzy, okay? I'll be back.
383
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,691
How awesome is this?
384
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,198
Doesn't look any better going away,
does it, Gandhi?
385
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:24,532
No.
386
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,937
I got two words for you guys,
banana and hammock.
387
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,410
Baby. You know why
I love the Bahamas?
388
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,319
They got brothers on the money.
Check it. Ha!
389
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,157
Don't that look like Uncle Dottie?
390
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,624
Why aren't you out on the beach?
391
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:50,025
Because daddy came to seduce you.
392
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,354
But for me to get in my sexy mode,
393
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,728
I'm gonna need you to take off the hat
and stop picking your toes.
394
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,804
It's all right, I'll push through it.
Baby, look,
395
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:08,040
Izzy's not here and this is the Bahamas.
The islands of making love!
396
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:13,275
You. Me. The ocean.
397
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,810
Underwater relations.
398
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,987
- Lead the way.
- Yes.
399
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:24,928
That's the nanny.
400
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,260
This'll just take a second.
401
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,630
Okay. It's cool.
I'm gonna head down to the water.
402
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,328
It'll be just like our honeymoon.
403
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:33,770
Nobody will see what we're doing
except for the mermaids.
404
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:37,104
Baby, for the last time,
mermaids aren't real.
405
00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:38,769
I know what I saw, woman!
406
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,471
Don't yell at me.
407
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,310
Hi. How's she doing?
408
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,819
You know what else you should do
when you tell me you love me?
409
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,414
Keep your hands away from her mouth.
410
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,224
Hey, you...
411
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,659
My God, she ate the rind.
412
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,097
Anyway, when you tell me,
make sure I'm wearing something cute.
413
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,533
Like that new blue bikini I got.
It really helps my eyes pop.
414
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,366
Elliot, stop, okay?
415
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,964
You told me you loved me.
I told you I loved you back.
416
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,565
We both know
how we feel about each other.
417
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:14,067
That should be enough, right?
Stop acting so crazy.
418
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,550
I know it's wrong,but with our relationship clicking,
419
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,248
I couldn't help but feel smug
420
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:27,190
watching everyone else's meltin the hot Bahamian sun.
421
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,421
Oh, my God. Are you ever gonna
stop working and have some fun?
422
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:34,364
See, I knew darn well
you were full of crap
423
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,129
when you said you didn't care
if I spent time with you.
424
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:41,629
But truth be told, I finished all my work
on the plane before we got here.
425
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:44,301
I just wanted to prove a point.
426
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,712
The wind is really taking that baby.
427
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,775
Oh.
428
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,654
Carla, where are you?
429
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:03,158
Hey, sweetie. It's okay, it's okay.
Mommy's here.
430
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:07,855
None of that drama for Elliot and me.For us it was smooth...
431
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,394
J.D.: Elliot, where are you going?
432
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,994
She's all mad.
433
00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:20,009
Gary, I'm going to need
two mamas, please.
434
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:22,704
Thank you, sir.
435
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,781
For what?
436
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,380
- Can I at least have your fruit?
- Get out!
437
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,160
Ted, you had one job.
438
00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:40,130
Keep the people I invited
from actually coming to the wedding.
439
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:42,156
Did you tell them about the octopi
that drag them into trees
440
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,394
and suck their faces off?
441
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,070
I did but they didn't believe me.
442
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,441
What? Okay. This isn't a problem.
443
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:53,205
Did you remember to pack
the giant octopus suit I made for you?
444
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,712
Crap.
445
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:56,907
Teddy! You're killing me!
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