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Ah, she's a bitchy witch
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Ah, he's a flagrant fairy
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Ah, the demon writhes in pain at the head of his pillow
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Don't disturb me
Don't disturb me
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Did you have fun on our little stroll?
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Well, we made it.
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This place is brand new.
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You can feel the nice breeze through all these big windows.
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And the shepherd's pie is delicious.
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From now on you'll be living here, alright?
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Don't go anywhere else.
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You'll do just fine here,
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Earwig.
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So early!
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Well now.
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My, my, my.
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It's alright.
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Don't you cry now.
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Good girl, good girl.
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"Got the other twelve witches all chasing me."
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"I'll be back for her when I've shook them off."
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"It may take years."
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"Her name is Earwig."
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Earwig?
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If this baby's mother is acquainted with 12 other witches,
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then she must be a witch, right?
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She must have annoyed the rest of her coven.
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Witches? How ridiculous!
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This means that the baby could be a witch as well.
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What?
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Nonsense! Witches don't exist in the real world!
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Right? Come on, let's go inside.
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Earwig... it's almost like she was born to manipulate people...
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Earwig... Earwig? Erica... Wigg.
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Mrs. Briggs?
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Ah, I should introduce you to everyone.
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This is Erica Wigg.
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Earwig for short!
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Well isn't she happy.
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Boo!
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Wah!
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What is it boy?
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Earwig, we shouldn't.
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If they find us, we won't hear the end of it.
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Don't worry, we'll be fine as long as they don't find us.
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It's show time!
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Come on, let's go.
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I don't want a scolding.
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It'd take a cold day in hell, idiot.
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Look!
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Can't we just wait here?
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If you only had the courage...
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Earwig! Wait up!
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What?
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What will you do?
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Instead of a bell, a freshly severed human head emerges from
down below whose very ring shakes you to pieces!
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Isn't this fun?
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Not at all!
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And then... the cut off head opens its eyes wide...
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...staring right at us.
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And then, suddenly...
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...the severed head opens its mouth!
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LA-LA-LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
...the severed head opens its mouth!
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LA-LA-LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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Come on, Custard,
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if you're that scared, how would you handle a Martian attack?
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I'd get along with the Martians because I bought Heinlein's book.
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No doubt if an eight-armed monster had you tied up,
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you'd be praying to Buddha!
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Farewell...
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Martians have three arms, not eight!
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Doesn't matter either way.
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Woah!
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This feels so good!
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Someone will hear you.
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Look, it's the others.
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A graveyard ghost party, what a masterpiece!
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Nobody even noticed that we left.
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Come on, look!
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Is that a ship?
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You're right.
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It looks like a spaceship.
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I wish I could climb aboard...
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E-Earwig,
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Have you ever thought about what it'd be like to be
adopted and live someplace else?
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Nope!
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Never considered it.
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If anyone were to pick me, they'd have to be pretty weird.
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Besides, if I were taken into a normal family,
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there'd only be two or three people to order around.
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Even a big house would have six at the most. Talk about boring.
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But here, I have a whole army of minions at my disposal.
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Everywhere I look, the world is sparkling.
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The windows are so big, the sunlight fills every room.
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That, and the cook makes the best shepherd's pie!
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Don't worry. You never get chosen either.
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But there are plenty of people who hover over me.
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I was almost chosen once.
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Ow!
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Remember to cross your eyes like I taught you.
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Got that, Custard?
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Aye, aye, captain!
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Selma! Selma!
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Welcome back, Mrs. Briggs.
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Where have you been?
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Was it family business?
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Nothing of the sort!
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I ran into my neighbor, Mr. Jenkins, at the bus stop.
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Last night, the kids dressed up like ghosts and...
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Really? Last night?
Last night, the kids dressed up like ghosts and...
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Really? Last night?
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Did you notice anything?
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No, not at all.
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Did you really see a ghost?
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Nonsense!
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Mrs. Briggs,
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I did it.
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What?
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Custard, go on ahead.
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Ok.
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Earwig, what is the meaning of this?
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Someone's being adopted this afternoon, right?
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So I wanted to have a farewell party for everyone.
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I was actually going to invite you,
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because you're the person I'd miss the most.
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Maybe I overdid it a little?
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Oh, Earwig, you're so cute.
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That's right. Today could be the day for you.
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I can't help but wonder why a cute girl like you
hasn't been chosen after all this time.
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That's right. I completely forgot.
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Here, I got you that present you wanted.
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A red sweater?
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This is strictly between us.
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Got it.
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Ah, you've made me the happiest girl in the world!
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I love you, Mrs. Briggs!
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Oh my.
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Um, Mrs. Briggs,
Oh my.
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Um, Mrs. Briggs,
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What about Mr. Jenkins?
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Please tell him that the graveyard is haunted!
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Mrs. Briggs, I brought this for you.
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My, that's heavy, isn't it?
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It's not that bad.
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Thank you.
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Nonsense!
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E-Earwig, about yesterday...
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Don't worry. I wrote it all out and sent it.
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I'm sure you'll get a heartfelt reply tomorrow.
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Yay!
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What should we do?
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Oh no!
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Hey, are we having shepherd's pie for lunch?
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Why, if it isn't little miss nosy.
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It's shepherd's pie, isn't it? I just know it.
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After all, you make the world's most delicious shepherd's pie,
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and there's such a lovely aroma.
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Who's the master chef here?
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That would have to be Earwig.
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Oh, it can't be me.
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I'm not the one with the belly!
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Shouldn't you lose a little weight?
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Hmph! I wouldn't dream of it.
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You can look forward to lunch, little miss earwig.
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I love you, Mr. cook!
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My, would you look at this!
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What a pretty sparkle in his eyes.
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Hello.
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That's a pretty sound, huh.
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Here, can I have it? Thank you.
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What a good girl.
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That makes me sick!
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Those kids are more than just dolls.
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They're alive, you know.
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It's no fun to look at.
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We should start acting like dolls, Custard.
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I'll be right there!
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Sorry to make you wait.
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C-Come in.
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Alright, form a nice, neat line.
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Smile, everyone!
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Come on in here.
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Allow me to introduce them one by one.
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This is Maria Jimenez, eight years old.
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She's usually much more energetic.
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This is George Markle.
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Your face.
This is George Markle.
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He loves trucks and automobiles and such.
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Next, we have
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Christian Flume. He loves sports.
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He wants to be on a cycling team.
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And the next one is Aki Ricefield. Of all the kids here, he's the best...
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His parents died in a fire.
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Not only that, it was arson. Truly a charity case.
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Huh? Ah, this is Erica Wigg.
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She's lived here since she was a baby.
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Um...
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How about it, Mandrake?
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What do you think?
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I think probably.
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We'll take this one.
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Huh?
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I refuse!
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I'm not going!
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What's gotten into you?
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You know how much we wanted you to have a family, right?
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But I don't want one. I want to stay with Custard!
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Come on, Earwig.
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These people live close by on Lime Avenue.
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I'm sure they'll let you come back to see
your friends whenever you want.
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And when school starts, you'll be able to see Custard every day.
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Please wait in the office.
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You can eat if you want.
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You'll be hungry later.
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When you're all packed, go on downstairs, ok?
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What the hell is this?
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Earwig?
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Hmph.
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Take care.
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Earwig.
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Earwig...
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This is the first time I've ever been forced to do something I didn't want to do.
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Why did it turn out like this?
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That's definitely a horn.
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Alright, challenge accepted.
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House Number 13. Of course.
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Ah, that's nice. I can climb out and run away whenever I feel like it.
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I got what you wanted.
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Don't disturb me from now on.
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You'll be sleeping in there.
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Now let's get a few things straight.
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My name is Bella Yaga. I'm a witch.
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I brought you here because I need another pair of hands.
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If you work hard, I'll leave you alone.
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However...
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That's fine!
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It's alright. I didn't think you looked like a foster mother.
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So it's settled then.
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In exchange for teaching me how to do magic,
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I'll be your assistant.
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Well then, that's settled.
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Come on in.
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Roger!
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Here, wear this and come with me.
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It's not your job to stare.
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If you don't like it in here,
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you can clean up later.
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I want you at this table, powdering those rats' bones for me.
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By the way, this house has one important rule.
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Be sure to keep it in mind, alright?
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No matter what happens, you are not to disturb Mandrake.
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Mandrake?
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You mean the man with the horns on his head?
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Those are not horns!
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Most of the time, anyway.
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They only come out when he's disturbed.
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What else happens when he's disturbed?
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Oh, the most awful things.
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If you're lucky, you won't find out.
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Now get to work.
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Hey, what are you making with this stuff?
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Is it magical?
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Keep crushing until you have a fine powder.
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It should be even finer than flour.
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What kind of magic is this? Who's it for?
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Is it for you? Is it for Mandrake?
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Use your hands, not your mouth, idiot!
269
00:24:42,990 --> 00:24:45,100
Wow, that's so cool!
270
00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:48,290
Don't make me say it again!
271
00:24:48,290 --> 00:24:49,860
Sheesh.
272
00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:55,220
Let's see... it calls for a familiar here...
273
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:57,780
Thomas! Time to shine!
274
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,910
A recipe book?
275
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,490
Who could that be?
276
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:22,540
Hello?
277
00:25:24,910 --> 00:25:29,860
Yes, ma'am. This is Bella Yaga.
278
00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:32,420
I'm sorry I didn't get back to you sooner.
279
00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:36,930
Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Yep. Yep.
280
00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:38,770
Your grandson...!
281
00:25:42,430 --> 00:25:45,530
"A Spell to Win First Prize in a Dog Show"?
282
00:25:45,530 --> 00:25:47,640
Yes, of course.
283
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:53,940
You'd like "A Spell to Oust the Leading Actress in a Ballet Recital"?
284
00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:56,690
Happy to be of service.
285
00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:58,040
"Spell to Make Next-Door Dahlias Die"...
Happy to be of service.
286
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,780
"Spell to Make Next-Door Dahlias Die"...
287
00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:02,330
How much do you want?
288
00:26:02,330 --> 00:26:05,790
"Love Potion for the Boy Next Door"?
289
00:26:05,790 --> 00:26:08,790
None of those really seem all that useful.
290
00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:16,800
You can pick it up right away. Well then, have a good day.
291
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,310
Thomas!
292
00:26:23,310 --> 00:26:28,520
Thomas! Do as you're told, or I'll make you eat worms.
293
00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:34,940
Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!
294
00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:37,450
Thomas...
295
00:26:39,450 --> 00:26:42,450
Using the demon you so desperately struggled to retrieve,
296
00:26:42,450 --> 00:26:47,460
a certain woman had her dog, Poppy, win a dog show.
297
00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:53,990
Kvintere sun ptera pteria sun kvintere.
298
00:26:53,990 --> 00:26:58,470
Kvunturus bresten brestemru kvante.
299
00:26:58,470 --> 00:27:02,470
kvintere sun ptera pteria sun kvintere.
300
00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:07,060
kvunturus bresten brestemru kvante.
301
00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:14,360
Smells like violet.
302
00:27:17,110 --> 00:27:18,990
Don't just stand there staring!
303
00:27:18,990 --> 00:27:22,990
There's so much work to do that you'll be tidying up well into the evening.
304
00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:32,750
The low temperature will be 25 degrees. The high temperature...
305
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,260
Well now, I do wonder...
306
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,260
...what the demons have brought us today.
307
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:47,920
They brought it from Stoke-on-Trent station buffet.
308
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,770
Pie and chips.
309
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:55,400
I hate station pie.
310
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,890
It's my favorite food.
311
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,840
I like the station pie!
312
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,360
Let's eat!
313
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,330
Before I start ordering Bella Yaga around...
314
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,590
I have to protect myself.
315
00:28:28,930 --> 00:28:32,940
Besides, if I can't take it anymore, I can just run away.
316
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,740
I don't care how much it costs.
I need that order shipped right away.
317
00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:41,990
Thanks. I'm counting on you.
318
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:52,100
Huh?
319
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,310
It's gone!
320
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:36,870
A novel?
321
00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:42,760
What a boring piece of crap.
322
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,260
I'll gladly rewrite it for you.
323
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,040
That hurt!
324
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:12,360
Ok! Next door!
325
00:30:23,330 --> 00:30:24,670
Damn, that stinks!
326
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,790
"Earwig"?
327
00:31:17,990 --> 00:31:20,920
The front door disappeared...
328
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,130
It's built into the wall.
329
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,340
Damn it, I'm completely trapped.
330
00:32:00,870 --> 00:32:03,860
This is the first time I've ever slept alone.
331
00:32:15,650 --> 00:32:17,960
Get up, you lazy little beast!
332
00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:31,970
I knew it. Nobody else is using it.
333
00:32:38,450 --> 00:32:40,350
This bathroom is mine.
334
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,780
Watch carefully.
335
00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:59,290
I expect you to cook breakfast for us in the future.
336
00:32:59,290 --> 00:33:00,450
That's fine.
337
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:06,290
Say, where do you sleep? I can't find your room.
338
00:33:06,290 --> 00:33:09,800
Mind your own business.
339
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,700
What will you do to me if I don't?
340
00:33:16,210 --> 00:33:18,510
I'll make you eat worms.
341
00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:27,060
Great big blue and purple wriggly worms.
342
00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:28,580
You'd better watch out.
343
00:33:36,070 --> 00:33:39,610
She's a witch, and yet she's out here doing laundry.
344
00:33:39,610 --> 00:33:41,300
Quit complaining.
345
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:44,080
Bring me that basket full of stinging nettle right away!
346
00:33:49,630 --> 00:33:51,160
There we go.
347
00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:56,090
Owie!
348
00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:59,890
You can't get out that way.
349
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,250
Why not?
350
00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:09,110
Because Mandrake's got his demons guarding it, of course.
351
00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:11,110
R-Right.
352
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:18,110
In other words, I need to get better at manipulating Mandrake.
353
00:34:24,950 --> 00:34:29,130
Hey! Quit standing there idly and get
me that shredded tobacco.
354
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:35,130
Hey, what kind of magic are you using?
355
00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:42,140
Hurry up and finish that.
356
00:34:42,140 --> 00:34:44,640
And then you'll show me?
357
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,750
When you're done, crush up that bryonia.
358
00:34:49,770 --> 00:34:53,150
By hand.
359
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:02,420
Finished! Will you teach me how to do magic now?
360
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,660
Bring me a thistle from the back yard.
361
00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:08,480
Quickly!
362
00:35:12,170 --> 00:35:15,170
Why do there have to be so many thorns?
363
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,740
I brought them.
364
00:35:18,740 --> 00:35:21,180
I don't have enough stinging nettle.
365
00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,680
Go get me some more.
366
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:28,210
What, again? When are you gonna teach me how to do magic?
367
00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:31,650
What do you mean, "again"?
368
00:35:31,650 --> 00:35:35,150
Get me a full basket of raspberries too.
369
00:35:35,150 --> 00:35:36,570
Right away!
370
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:41,200
Damn it!
371
00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:49,210
I cut the snake skin into 24 pieces.
372
00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:50,250
Will you teach me magic?
373
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:54,210
I need 120 leaves of belladonna.
374
00:35:55,180 --> 00:35:56,650
Thomas!
375
00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:07,200
Wash those too.
376
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,780
You mean these?
377
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,480
Wash everything in the sink.
378
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,340
Everything?
379
00:36:27,490 --> 00:36:31,000
What are you looking at? Start washing already.
380
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Please, I want to try doing what you're doing!
381
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,500
You are only to do as you're told!
382
00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:48,010
Hello.
383
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,020
I've had it with that woman!
384
00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:58,520
She has no intention whatsoever of teaching me magic.
385
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,380
You called, master?
386
00:37:04,030 --> 00:37:07,440
Get me a plate. One of the Winterford ones.
387
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:11,130
As you wish, master.
388
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:20,680
Go get fish and chips from Silverhein's for tonight's dinner.
389
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,660
As you wish!
390
00:37:32,530 --> 00:37:35,030
Magic smells so awful.
391
00:37:40,670 --> 00:37:43,190
I wish I were Mandrake.
392
00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:49,800
There it is!
393
00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:55,520
Only Mandrake can control the demons, huh.
394
00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:02,840
I used to be like Mandrake...
395
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,460
I want to see Custard.
396
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:12,620
I have so many things to tell him...
397
00:38:23,330 --> 00:38:24,750
Thomas?
398
00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:33,320
That woman's been working me to the bone.
399
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,100
We sure have it rough, Custard.
400
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,480
I mean, Thomas.
401
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,420
You two are just so much alike.
402
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,580
The stale heat of a summer's eve
403
00:39:15,820 --> 00:39:18,530
Isn't this nice, Custard?
404
00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:20,080
That's right!
405
00:39:26,820 --> 00:39:28,900
Look, Custard.
406
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,790
Good morning! And what a lovely morning it is.
407
00:39:45,790 --> 00:39:49,570
Starting today, you'll be airing out the laundry.
408
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,450
23...
409
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,580
24...
410
00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:00,770
25...
411
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,980
24...
412
00:40:05,790 --> 00:40:07,940
23...
413
00:40:07,940 --> 00:40:10,220
Huh? What number was I on?
414
00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:13,640
If you don't take this seriously, you'll get the worm treatment.
415
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,610
Why don't you just count these yourself?
416
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:22,650
I'm far-sighted. I can't see anything that small.
417
00:40:22,650 --> 00:40:25,150
Just like Mrs. Briggs.
418
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:27,270
Quit talking so much.
419
00:40:27,270 --> 00:40:30,760
When you're done with the newt eyes, count these grains of salt!
420
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:34,280
And these millipede legs! And these Rhododendron seeds!
421
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,910
And these rat talons! Be sure to count them all.
422
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,440
Quit just standing there or I'll go get the worms!
423
00:40:47,330 --> 00:40:50,790
What is it with her and worms?!
424
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,940
Ugh, I can't draw!
425
00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:57,930
These look more like donkey ears than horns.
426
00:40:57,930 --> 00:41:01,370
Mandrake's face doesn't look like that...
427
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,150
This isn't right.
428
00:41:24,460 --> 00:41:27,100
What the hell is that?
429
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,520
It's Mandrake.
430
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,740
His den is on the other side of this wall.
431
00:41:34,350 --> 00:41:36,470
You can speak!
432
00:41:36,470 --> 00:41:39,650
I don't do it very often.
433
00:41:39,650 --> 00:41:42,980
I think you should stop that drawing.
434
00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:45,720
It's beginning to disturb Mandrake.
435
00:41:51,650 --> 00:41:53,990
Hey, do you know about spells?
436
00:41:54,410 --> 00:41:58,130
Yeah, I know a fair amount. A lot more than you.
437
00:41:58,130 --> 00:42:01,770
I've seen you peeking at her notes.
438
00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:06,000
The spell you really want is near the end.
439
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,080
Want me to show you?
440
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,640
Yes please!
441
00:42:11,670 --> 00:42:13,210
But wait a second.
442
00:42:13,210 --> 00:42:17,180
There's no way Mandrake's room is on the other side of this wall.
443
00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:19,340
That's where the bathroom is.
444
00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:23,100
Yes, I know, but it's there alright.
445
00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:26,160
Coming?
446
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,090
So dirty!
447
00:42:58,090 --> 00:43:01,100
Hush. You can lick them clean later.
448
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:03,000
"lick them clean"?
449
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,260
Look, she just left it there.
450
00:43:10,350 --> 00:43:14,910
Open it at the end and keep turning back until I tell you to stop.
451
00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:19,940
"To Make a Plague of Worms"?
452
00:43:21,780 --> 00:43:26,780
"A Thunderstorm to Spoil a Church Fete"
453
00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:30,200
"A Spell to Make the Bus Come on Time"
454
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,680
"To Preserve the Body from All Magic"
455
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,410
Stop there!
"To Preserve the Body from All Magic"
456
00:43:33,410 --> 00:43:35,920
That's the one we need.
457
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:40,130
If we use that, she can't do a thing to either of us.
458
00:43:41,550 --> 00:43:42,970
But Custard,
459
00:43:42,970 --> 00:43:44,910
I mean, Thomas,
460
00:43:44,910 --> 00:43:47,930
it's got hundreds of ingredients.
461
00:43:47,930 --> 00:43:52,840
All of them are in this room somewhere and we've got all night.
462
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,390
Well, let's get going!
463
00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:59,850
You'll need powdered rats' bones, newts' eyes,
464
00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:02,690
and well-sliced toad for the first stage.
465
00:44:07,410 --> 00:44:11,910
While you're doing those, you can start the henbane heating.
466
00:44:14,550 --> 00:44:18,850
You have to heat three hairs of a cat's tail in with it,
467
00:44:18,850 --> 00:44:22,250
so mind you take them gently.
468
00:44:24,290 --> 00:44:26,200
Next is the Belladonna extract.
469
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,390
That's the fourth bottle along.
470
00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:30,940
Three drops in with the henbane.
471
00:45:18,620 --> 00:45:20,930
"Familiar needed." That's all right.
472
00:45:20,930 --> 00:45:22,760
I'm right here.
473
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:26,110
What does that mean, "familiar needed"?
474
00:45:26,110 --> 00:45:31,120
A "familiar" is a cat or other animal who helps out witches.
475
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:37,130
The animal needs to be close to the spell to make it work.
476
00:45:37,130 --> 00:45:39,170
By the way...
477
00:45:40,820 --> 00:45:45,630
A black cat does that best of all.
478
00:45:45,630 --> 00:45:49,140
Then why do you always run away?
479
00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:52,570
Because I don't like the kind of spells she does.
480
00:45:52,570 --> 00:45:55,230
They rub me the wrong way.
481
00:45:56,410 --> 00:45:59,960
Oh, put one drip of rose elixir into the green mix now.
482
00:46:02,140 --> 00:46:03,610
Just a bit more.
483
00:46:03,610 --> 00:46:08,660
Mix it all together in a large bowl and say the magic words.
484
00:46:08,660 --> 00:46:10,730
What magic words?
485
00:46:12,490 --> 00:46:15,160
They're not written here! What are they?
486
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:19,200
Calm down. They'll be words of binding.
487
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:23,170
I've heard her use about six different words.
488
00:46:23,170 --> 00:46:25,380
You'd better remember, Custard!
489
00:46:25,380 --> 00:46:28,870
I mean, Thomas! After all this work I've done!
490
00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:30,680
Come on, remember everything!
491
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:34,240
Say them all. Every single one you've ever heard!
492
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:38,690
Alright, but only if you stop calling me Custard.
493
00:46:38,690 --> 00:46:44,690
And you need to repeat after me exactly.
494
00:46:44,690 --> 00:46:47,200
You're the witch here, not me.
495
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,570
Alright already.
496
00:46:48,570 --> 00:46:52,860
Kvintere sun ptera pteria sun kvintere.
497
00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:57,080
Kvintere sun ptera pteria sun kvintere
498
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,730
Kvunturu b-bresten bre... bre...
499
00:46:59,730 --> 00:47:01,350
Unyau!
500
00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:07,090
Kvunturu bresten bre... bre... unyau!
501
00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:13,100
Brestemru esteun kvante.
502
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,100
Kvintere sun ptera ptera sun kvintere.
503
00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:23,790
Kvunturu bresten brestemru esteun kvante.
504
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,490
It smells like roses.
505
00:47:31,590 --> 00:47:33,120
What's wrong?
506
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:40,120
Well... it's just... some of the sounds were me swearing
because I couldn't remember the words.
507
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,790
I just hope it works.
508
00:47:41,790 --> 00:47:43,110
"Unyau"!
509
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:47,130
What do I do now? Spread it all over me?
510
00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:53,190
Yes, but you do me first. I worked just as hard as you.
511
00:47:53,190 --> 00:47:57,140
Not to mention all the times I've angered the witch
512
00:47:57,140 --> 00:48:01,080
and had to endure her "worm treatment".
513
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,650
I guess you're right.
514
00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:26,170
I hope it soaks in or something.
515
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:42,690
Look away.
516
00:48:42,690 --> 00:48:44,020
Why?
517
00:48:53,140 --> 00:48:55,430
That's better.
518
00:48:55,430 --> 00:48:57,920
Do you think it will work?
519
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,000
It had better work.
520
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,520
I'm not going through all that again!
521
00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:18,090
I don't want to do it again either...
522
00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:23,700
Get up, you lazy little beast!
523
00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:27,270
Mandrake wants his bacon and eggs.
524
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,740
Tell him to get a demon to do it.
525
00:49:31,740 --> 00:49:33,570
What was that?
526
00:49:33,570 --> 00:49:35,700
I'm coming.
527
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,240
But I'm not your slave, you know.
528
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,770
That's what you think!
529
00:49:52,510 --> 00:49:55,410
She really pushes people to their limits...
530
00:49:55,410 --> 00:49:58,550
I'm just now realizing that.
531
00:49:59,990 --> 00:50:01,770
Quit standing around.
532
00:50:01,770 --> 00:50:04,800
Go get me some stinging nettle and christmas rose.
533
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,490
I've had enough of being treated like a slave!
534
00:50:17,430 --> 00:50:19,660
On top of that, it's raining!
535
00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:29,170
Really? Well then, it'll be ready shortly.
536
00:50:30,470 --> 00:50:32,800
Sheesh! Every last one of them!
537
00:50:39,850 --> 00:50:41,520
What the hell are you doing?
538
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:45,100
I told you to put the plants in the cauldron,
539
00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:46,790
you useless little beast!
540
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,830
And I told you I'm not your slave!
541
00:50:50,830 --> 00:50:55,400
I only agreed to be your assistant because you promised
you would teach me how to do magic!
542
00:50:55,900 --> 00:50:59,440
All you've done is work me half to death!
543
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,910
I made no such promise.
544
00:51:01,910 --> 00:51:05,410
I only adopted you because I needed another pair of hands.
545
00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:06,790
You're so mean!
546
00:51:06,790 --> 00:51:10,710
You told Mrs. Briggs you wanted to be my foster mother!
547
00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:25,370
Foster mother? Ha!
548
00:51:25,370 --> 00:51:29,120
Go and put more fuel under the cauldron. Now.
549
00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:32,310
If you don't, I'll give you the worm treatment.
550
00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:50,370
Well? Are you going to teach me magic or not?
551
00:51:50,370 --> 00:51:53,150
Of course not.
552
00:51:53,150 --> 00:51:55,880
Like I said, I only adopted you because I was short-handed.
553
00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:59,660
Oh well. No need to say it again.
554
00:52:08,890 --> 00:52:11,390
New Caledonia: sunny...
555
00:52:11,390 --> 00:52:13,860
with a low of 19 degrees...
556
00:52:13,860 --> 00:52:15,900
and a high of 24 degrees...
557
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:16,410
Shepherd's pie... from the orphanage.
and a high of 24 degrees...
558
00:52:16,410 --> 00:52:19,160
Shepherd's pie... from the orphanage.
559
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:19,460
Honolulu: sunny...
Shepherd's pie... from the orphanage.
560
00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:21,000
Honolulu: sunny...
561
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,910
It's my favorite food.
562
00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:05,240
Will you be going by broom?
563
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:11,940
Certainly not. All my customers are very respectable.
564
00:53:11,940 --> 00:53:16,840
They belong to Friends of the Earth and the Mothers Union.
565
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:24,290
They'd have fits if their neighbors saw me arrive on a broomstick!
566
00:53:27,350 --> 00:53:32,350
Now stop asking stupid questions and get the floor in here clean.
567
00:53:35,350 --> 00:53:39,590
By the time I get back, I want the floor so clean I could eat off it!
568
00:53:47,610 --> 00:53:48,860
Thomas!
569
00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:51,370
Thomas!
570
00:53:51,370 --> 00:53:53,070
Where the hell are you!?
571
00:53:53,070 --> 00:53:56,170
What is it? I was asleep.
572
00:53:57,270 --> 00:54:00,130
The only time I get any peace is when she goes out.
573
00:54:00,130 --> 00:54:02,820
Yes, I know. I just need your help for five minutes.
574
00:54:02,820 --> 00:54:06,130
Is there a spell for giving someone another pair of hands?
575
00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:09,640
What a good idea!
576
00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:39,570
This feels good.
577
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:50,740
The real difficulty is how to get a hair of her head to coil around the doll.
578
00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:53,930
She won't let you near her hair if she can help it.
579
00:54:53,930 --> 00:54:57,680
Don't worry. I'll think of something.
580
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:01,440
She keeps saying she wants another pair of hands.
581
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:04,420
She's going to get them if it kills me!
582
00:55:16,820 --> 00:55:19,360
Sorry, was it too loud?
583
00:55:20,990 --> 00:55:23,460
I hope I wasn't disturbing your work.
584
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,470
Thank you! I was so hungry.
585
00:55:32,470 --> 00:55:34,470
Say, Mandrake.
586
00:55:34,470 --> 00:55:36,980
Are you writing a novel?
587
00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:39,480
I am.
588
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,480
Wow, that's so cool! Please let me read it sometime!
589
00:55:56,900 --> 00:56:01,370
Now, where should I put these hands?
590
00:56:01,370 --> 00:56:03,440
How about on her elbows?
591
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,640
On her knees? She...
592
00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:12,710
Hide it! Quick! She's coming back!
593
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,000
Singing is forbidden in this house!
594
00:56:38,930 --> 00:56:41,050
Where did she hear that song...
595
00:56:41,050 --> 00:56:44,780
You call that floor clean, you lazy creature?
596
00:56:44,780 --> 00:56:48,130
If you don't clean it properly, you'll go without supper!
597
00:56:52,090 --> 00:56:55,640
How am I supposed to get a strand of her hair?
598
00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,640
Where even is her room?
599
00:56:59,190 --> 00:57:03,420
Mandrake's room is on the other side of my wall, right?
600
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:08,210
Could this be one?
601
00:57:08,210 --> 00:57:10,530
That's a Caesalpinioideae vine.
602
00:57:10,530 --> 00:57:15,530
Her hair doesn't fall off in single strands. They're all twisted together.
603
00:57:25,060 --> 00:57:27,040
That's more like it.
604
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:32,050
Go to your room! You can have bread and cheese for supper there.
605
00:57:32,530 --> 00:57:36,550
That might teach you not to be so lazy in the future!
606
00:57:42,550 --> 00:57:43,900
Hello.
607
00:57:44,950 --> 00:57:46,550
Mr. Demon?
608
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:48,400
Are you there?
609
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,090
I thought I could see one.
610
00:57:58,540 --> 00:58:02,060
Mandrake's writing is so boring.
611
00:58:02,060 --> 00:58:04,060
What a waste of time.
612
00:58:05,490 --> 00:58:08,020
Anyway, about Bella Yaga...
613
00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:15,300
She must have gotten some hair stuck in a hairbrush.
614
00:58:23,270 --> 00:58:28,270
If Mandrake's room is on the other side of this wall,
615
00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:32,090
then Bella Yaga's room...
616
00:58:32,090 --> 00:58:35,530
must be there too...
617
00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:28,570
Ugh, I give up!
618
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:34,090
The way things are going, I'll never get my hands on a strand of her hair.
619
00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:50,620
I don't understand magic.
620
00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:53,910
She's going to have to teach me about it.
621
00:59:58,980 --> 01:00:00,820
Wake up already!
622
01:00:00,820 --> 01:00:04,370
Mandrake wants fried bread for breakfast today!
623
01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:28,600
I found some!
624
01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:34,110
What are you doing!? Hurry up!
625
01:00:34,110 --> 01:00:37,020
Yes, ma'am! I'll be right there!
626
01:00:37,020 --> 01:00:39,610
Just you watch.
627
01:00:40,150 --> 01:00:44,620
Seoul: sunny, with rain starting around 1 PM...
628
01:01:03,350 --> 01:01:04,510
What is this?
629
01:01:06,180 --> 01:01:11,020
I've never made fried bread before. Did I mess up?
630
01:01:11,020 --> 01:01:13,090
It's all wrong!
631
01:01:13,090 --> 01:01:16,020
Why didn't you teach her how?
632
01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:17,650
B-Because...
633
01:01:18,830 --> 01:01:22,530
A-Anyone can cook fried bread.
634
01:01:22,530 --> 01:01:26,850
Wrong. Don't let it disturb me again.
635
01:01:28,650 --> 01:01:34,380
How can I serve my hideous master today?
636
01:01:35,140 --> 01:01:37,040
Don't be rude.
637
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:44,550
You can take this food away and get me some real
fried bread from the boy scout camp in Epping Forest.
638
01:01:44,550 --> 01:01:47,940
As you wish, ghastly master.
639
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:12,700
Christchurch: sunny.
640
01:02:17,430 --> 01:02:21,550
How dare you disturb Mandrake like that!
641
01:02:21,550 --> 01:02:25,490
You nearly had me in bad trouble!
642
01:02:25,490 --> 01:02:32,220
Well, you should try to teach me things instead
of just making me do them.
643
01:02:32,220 --> 01:02:34,060
Enough with your silly excuses!
644
01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:37,650
You came here to work!
645
01:02:37,650 --> 01:02:41,070
I could really use that cat right about now!
646
01:02:41,070 --> 01:02:43,970
Come on, it's time to start working!
647
01:02:50,620 --> 01:02:52,080
I need to use the toilet.
648
01:02:53,550 --> 01:02:56,210
Anything to annoy me!
649
01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:58,580
Alright. You have exactly two minutes.
650
01:02:59,170 --> 01:03:02,000
If you're even a little late getting back...
651
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:16,540
Don't disturb me, or else I swear
Don't disturb me どいつも
652
01:03:16,540 --> 01:03:20,450
I'll put a curse on the lot of you
653
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,750
You wicked girl! What have you done?
654
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:54,850
Whad hab you dud?
655
01:03:55,350 --> 01:03:57,550
I gave you an extra pair of hands.
656
01:03:57,550 --> 01:04:01,790
I mean, you kept saying you didn't have enough hands.
657
01:04:01,790 --> 01:04:03,860
You were really persistent!
658
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,860
I'll gib you wurbs!
659
01:04:18,780 --> 01:04:21,000
That hurt!
660
01:04:22,210 --> 01:04:25,650
Where are you? The wurbs are cubbing!
661
01:04:25,650 --> 01:04:27,400
Unyau!
662
01:04:29,220 --> 01:04:34,720
We covered our whole bodies with that spell,
so you won't have to live through that again.
663
01:04:45,730 --> 01:04:47,750
...I hope.
664
01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:06,630
What if the spell didn't work?
665
01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:08,720
Despite all our hard work.
666
01:05:22,190 --> 01:05:25,100
Our spell's working alright.
667
01:05:26,110 --> 01:05:29,400
The worms are on the floor, not doing any harm at all.
668
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:34,850
Scaredy-cat! You're worse than Custard.
669
01:05:42,670 --> 01:05:43,800
But wait...
670
01:05:44,740 --> 01:05:49,920
If we don't act now, she'll figure out that we used a spell to protect ourselves.
671
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:51,560
We have to hide them!
672
01:06:01,430 --> 01:06:06,480
Isn't it funny how a glimmer of hope always turns up when your luck is at its worst?
673
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,600
What are you doing?
674
01:06:34,220 --> 01:06:38,220
Sending the worms to hide in the bathroom.
675
01:06:39,130 --> 01:06:41,970
No! We're in trouble!!!!!
676
01:06:41,970 --> 01:06:47,170
Honestly, Custard... I mean, Thomas.
677
01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:50,800
Compared to a three-legged Martian, a worm is nothing,
678
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,480
with its tiny little...
679
01:07:23,370 --> 01:07:29,460
Worms! I'LL GIVE HER WORMS!
680
01:07:36,870 --> 01:07:38,430
Wow.
681
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:49,040
It wasn't me! It wasn't me, I swear!
682
01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:54,890
Why you little!
683
01:07:54,890 --> 01:07:57,870
What the hell have you done!?
684
01:07:57,870 --> 01:08:01,070
Something so evil not even you could match it.
685
01:08:01,070 --> 01:08:02,810
What was that!?
686
01:08:04,050 --> 01:08:12,940
I thought I told you not to disturb me!
687
01:08:12,940 --> 01:08:12,970
Ah, she's a bitchy witch
I thought I told you not to disturb me!
688
01:08:12,970 --> 01:08:17,400
eeeeeeeee!
Ah, she's a bitchy witch
689
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,490
Ah, he's a flagrant fairy
eeeeeeeee!
690
01:08:19,490 --> 01:08:21,930
Ah, he's a flagrant fairy
691
01:08:21,930 --> 01:08:24,050
Ah, the demon writhes in pain at the head of his pillow
692
01:08:24,050 --> 01:08:26,720
Here! Turn off that bothersome music.
Ah, the demon writhes in pain at the head of his pillow
693
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:27,620
Ah, the demon writhes in pain at the head of his pillow
694
01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:31,200
After all, he told us not to disturm him anymore.
Ah, the demon writhes in pain at the head of his pillow
695
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:31,620
Don't disturb me, or else I swear
After all, he told us not to disturm him anymore.
696
01:08:31,620 --> 01:08:32,610
Right, Mandrake?
Don't disturb me, or else I swear
697
01:08:32,610 --> 01:08:33,200
What did you...
Right, Mandrake?
Don't disturb me, or else I swear
698
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,130
Don't disturb me, or else I swear
What did you...
699
01:08:34,130 --> 01:08:35,500
Do with her as you wish. I'll leave you two alone.
Don't disturb me, or else I swear
700
01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:35,540
Do with her as you wish. I'll leave you two alone.
701
01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:38,120
to all you people who dare bother me
Do with her as you wish. I'll leave you two alone.
702
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,470
to all you people who dare bother me
703
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:43,570
Don't disturb me, or else I swear
704
01:08:43,570 --> 01:08:44,430
W-Wait!
Don't disturb me, or else I swear
705
01:08:44,430 --> 01:08:46,140
I'll put a curse on the lot of you
W-Wait!
706
01:08:46,140 --> 01:08:48,960
I'll put a curse on the lot of you
707
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:07,420
"Earwig"? You've got to be kidding!
708
01:09:07,420 --> 01:09:12,040
Inside the cold, ash covered hearth,
709
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:16,170
a cragged, barefoot maiden is crying out
710
01:09:16,170 --> 01:09:25,590
How long has she been dreaming of a prince on a white horse coming to get her?
711
01:09:25,590 --> 01:09:30,160
All of his toys lie inside the castle tower
712
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:34,720
The pale-faced prince is a shut-in
713
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:43,280
With 100 locks on the door to his room, he knows not of a woman's touch
714
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:47,780
Ah, the feebleminded prince
715
01:09:47,780 --> 01:09:52,290
Ah, the unsightly maiden
716
01:09:52,290 --> 01:10:01,210
Ah, it would take a miracle for her to open that door
717
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:10,870
Don't disturb me, or else I swear to all you people who dare bother me
718
01:10:10,870 --> 01:10:19,970
Don't disturb me, or else I swear I'll damn you all to roast in hell
719
01:10:19,970 --> 01:10:28,880
Don't disturb me, or else I swear to all you people who dare bother me
720
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:37,960
Don't disturb me, or else I swear I'll put a curse on the lot of you
721
01:10:45,390 --> 01:10:46,880
That's enough.
722
01:10:52,430 --> 01:10:53,970
She gave you worms.
723
01:10:53,970 --> 01:10:54,970
Mandrake, you were a rockstar!
She gave you worms.
724
01:10:54,970 --> 01:10:56,570
Mandrake, you were a rockstar!
725
01:10:56,570 --> 01:11:00,980
I love Earwig! Who's that lovely redhead?
726
01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:02,150
Your lover?
727
01:11:02,150 --> 01:11:05,990
I'm telling you, she's coming with the worms.
728
01:11:07,750 --> 01:11:13,090
About that... my plan was to hide them in the bathroom,
729
01:11:13,090 --> 01:11:15,500
but it looks like I got the wrong room.
730
01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:22,000
Magic worms can penetrate a magic wall, so they came into my den.
731
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:27,510
The song is also magical. That's why you were able to enter.
732
01:11:27,510 --> 01:11:31,350
She won't be bothering you anymore.
733
01:11:31,350 --> 01:11:35,020
So don't go bothering her either.
734
01:11:35,020 --> 01:11:41,020
I told her to make you a proper assistant and teach you properly.
735
01:11:41,020 --> 01:11:42,520
Thank you!
736
01:11:43,050 --> 01:11:46,030
She's always been talented,
737
01:11:46,540 --> 01:11:49,440
be it drums, spells, what have you...
738
01:11:54,710 --> 01:11:58,040
Did Earwig break up?
739
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:00,460
Who's the redhead?
740
01:12:08,010 --> 01:12:11,680
Wait! What about the Witch's Coven?
741
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:16,100
Shut up! What I do with my life is my decision!
742
01:12:19,970 --> 01:12:22,960
Hmph! Bye-bye, scaredy cat.
743
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:27,640
I'd rather not be manipulated by a dozen old hags.
744
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:40,910
When a witch makes a hole, only a witch can plug it.
745
01:12:40,910 --> 01:12:44,080
She left us...
746
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:52,550
I won't run away, Mandrake! I'll grow up to be a fine witch!
747
01:12:52,550 --> 01:12:56,420
So please! Please let me help you with your novel.
748
01:12:56,420 --> 01:12:58,060
I'd like to be of service.
749
01:12:58,060 --> 01:12:59,890
It's time to go.
750
01:13:00,890 --> 01:13:03,900
I don't like being disturbed.
751
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:06,210
Mandrake, please!
752
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,240
Just a minute, Mandrake!
753
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:18,410
School starts tomorrow, so could you please ask her to let me go?
754
01:13:18,890 --> 01:13:21,190
I want to see my friend Custard.
755
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:26,650
Custard is a bookworm, just like you.
756
01:13:26,650 --> 01:13:28,840
But he only reads science fiction.
757
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,920
He should read some mystery every now and then.
758
01:13:31,590 --> 01:13:33,450
That's ok with you, right?
759
01:13:33,450 --> 01:13:38,960
You won't hear a peep from my room if I'm at school all day.
760
01:13:40,620 --> 01:13:42,360
I'll think about it.
761
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:48,310
Oh well.
762
01:14:01,190 --> 01:14:03,790
You know, Thomas, if things work out right,
763
01:14:03,790 --> 01:14:07,890
Whe should be able to control them to our hearts' content.
764
01:14:07,890 --> 01:14:10,220
As long as I don't mess up, right?
765
01:14:31,530 --> 01:14:35,900
You'll teach me magic, won't you? Right away, please.
766
01:14:40,130 --> 01:14:43,410
But how will you be able to comprehend the...
767
01:14:43,410 --> 01:14:47,030
Thank you very much! Mandrake said you would.
768
01:14:47,030 --> 01:14:50,820
After all, you're a skilled witch and an excellent drummer!
769
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:53,420
I want to be like you!
770
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:59,930
O-Oh, stop!
771
01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:03,960
Come on, we have to clean first!
772
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:06,940
You need to learn how to use a broom!
773
01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:15,260
Don't disturb me, or else I swear
Don't disturb me あたしを
774
01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:20,520
to all you people who dare bother me
煩わすやつらは
775
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:21,200
Ha!
776
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:26,200
Hey, can we have a picnic with everyone sometime soon?
777
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:28,210
We could take the yellow car!
778
01:15:28,690 --> 01:15:32,710
Idiot! If you have that much free time, then start learning your first spell!
779
01:15:32,710 --> 01:15:35,460
First of all, only Mandrake drives that car.
780
01:15:35,460 --> 01:15:36,550
Oh? Well I'd like take a ride with you driving.
First of all, only Mandrake drives that car.
781
01:15:36,550 --> 01:15:38,710
Oh? Well I'd like take a ride with you driving.
782
01:15:38,710 --> 01:15:39,330
Moron!
Oh? Well I'd like take a ride with you driving.
783
01:15:39,330 --> 01:15:40,300
Moron!
784
01:15:40,300 --> 01:15:43,540
I never agreed to that!
785
01:15:51,230 --> 01:15:54,450
It's been half a year since I was adopted.
786
01:15:55,230 --> 01:15:58,740
For the time being, everyone does as I say.
787
01:16:00,210 --> 01:16:03,740
This feels much better than being at the orphanage.
788
01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:06,900
I've decided. I'll have the grill mix!
789
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:13,750
Mandrake has taken to calling me 'Dearwig' with a sweet voice.
790
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:16,510
Dearwig.
791
01:16:16,510 --> 01:16:20,510
Good morning, Mandrake. Is grill mix ok for breakfast?
792
01:16:20,510 --> 01:16:21,800
Yep.
793
01:16:23,010 --> 01:16:27,770
I read yesterday's draft. Very interesting!
794
01:16:27,770 --> 01:16:31,460
When the kids got lost in the tower in the middle of the night
795
01:16:31,460 --> 01:16:35,300
and they found a freshly severed head where the bell should've been
796
01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:37,030
it gave me chills!
797
01:16:38,530 --> 01:16:40,530
When can I read the next part?
798
01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:43,000
I'll start writing it.
799
01:16:45,030 --> 01:16:48,600
I'm also learning to order the demons around little by little.
800
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:51,370
Well then. Demon!
801
01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:58,340
You called, beautiful young misstress.
802
01:16:58,340 --> 01:17:01,380
Mandrake and I will have the grill mix. As for Bella Yaga...
803
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:06,540
But there's still one thing I'm not satisfied with.
804
01:17:08,390 --> 01:17:11,200
Custard hasn't ever come over here to play.
805
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:11,730
Please open it.
Custard hasn't ever come over here to play.
806
01:17:11,730 --> 01:17:12,130
Please open it.
807
01:17:12,130 --> 01:17:12,610
Yep.
808
01:17:12,610 --> 01:17:16,610
He doesn't want to come because he's afraid of Mandrake.
809
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:28,510
But don't worry. After all I've accomplished in this house,
810
01:17:28,510 --> 01:17:32,770
dealing with Custard should be a piece of cake.
811
01:17:45,250 --> 01:17:46,030
It's here!
812
01:17:54,860 --> 01:17:56,120
Custard!
813
01:17:58,810 --> 01:18:01,750
Merry Christmas, Earwig.
814
01:18:30,810 --> 01:18:35,290
The purple sky before nightfall,
815
01:18:35,290 --> 01:18:39,860
The crows scavenging the crap,
816
01:18:39,860 --> 01:18:44,320
Pretty soon everyone in town will be rubbing their eyes.
817
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:48,710
The streets will be full of people walking or driving home.
818
01:18:48,710 --> 01:18:58,020
The brightly twinking stars are dovetailing.
819
01:18:58,020 --> 01:19:06,260
In the pouring down rain, I say goodbye to my hero.
820
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:11,270
After a hot cup of tea,
821
01:19:11,270 --> 01:19:15,930
the wind clears up in the wasteland.
822
01:19:15,930 --> 01:19:22,020
The world I see from the top of the hills
823
01:19:22,870 --> 01:19:25,420
is all mine.
824
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:38,790
Concrete and plastic,
825
01:19:38,790 --> 01:19:43,230
A papier mâché town full of decorations,
826
01:19:43,230 --> 01:19:47,790
The people in the crowd look like zombies.
827
01:19:47,790 --> 01:19:52,080
I slip through on either side.
828
01:19:52,080 --> 01:20:00,860
What looked like treasure is nothing but junked electronics.
829
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:09,240
I say goodbye to the hero I no longer need.
830
01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:14,710
I dip my bare feet
831
01:20:14,710 --> 01:20:19,330
in the outpouring of sweet water.
832
01:20:19,330 --> 01:20:28,920
The real world is just like it has always been.
833
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:57,750
After a hot cup of tea
834
01:20:57,750 --> 01:21:02,280
the wind clears up in the wasteland.
835
01:21:09,260 --> 01:21:11,260
is all mine.
836
01:21:11,260 --> 01:21:15,840
I dip my bare feet
837
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:20,420
in the outpouring of sweet water.
838
01:21:20,420 --> 01:21:30,970
The real world is just like it has always been.
839
01:21:31,305 --> 01:22:31,490
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