Original subtitles

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I got to be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

[train whistle blows]

Christopher Robin: Yee-ha!

Tigger: Hey, little dogies!

Rabbit: Whoa, partner.

[train chugging]

Pooh: Yippie-yi-- Oh, bother.

[toot]

Come on, Christopher Robin. Let me run the choo-choo.

I want to send it into a wall and see what happens.

I don't know if you're ready, Tigger.

You've never run a train before.

They're not so easy.

Aw, running trains is what tiggers do the best.

Say, where's the propeller on this thing?

Tigger, trains don't have propellers.

Although it does seem to be missing its rudder.

Oh, d-d-dear.

Oh, d-d-dear.

Oh, d-d-dearie dear.

[giggling] Don't you enjoy

playing with the train, Piglet?

Woman: Christopher Robin!

Coming, Mom.

Whew. I thought I'd get it in the end.

I guess I did.

Hey, guys, don't touch the train

until I get back from lunch, okay?

You can count on me, Christopher Robin.

I'll keep an eye on these desperados.

Got to go.

So what do you say we take the choo-choo

for a little ring-a-ding spin?

I don't know.

Something terrible might happen, Tigger.

Perhaps we should go outside

and play a game-- a nice quiet game

like, uh, guess who's sleeping?

But how will the winner know he won

if he's asleep?

Oh, we'll tell him

when he wakes up, Rabbit.

No fair taking a head start.

Piglet, Pooh's already trying to go to sleep.

We all have to be awake to go to sleep.

Otherwise,

the person who falls asleep won't be awake.

Right?

This is our chance.

I've always wanted to engendineer a train.

But I thought Christopher Robin said not to touch it.

I'm not gonna touch the train.

I'm gonna touch the controls.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Aren't the controls part of the train?

Nah. They don't even know each other.

[toot]

Oh, then perhaps we should introduce them.

Besides, Christopher Robin won't mind

if we borrowed a train.

Especially if he doesn't find out.

[growling]

I hope the train stops before the train...stops.

Oops. Well, if I can't steer the train,

maybe I can steer the tracks.

Let's make a figure 8-- nah, a figure 9.

No. A figurine. Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Hey! Where are you going?

Runaway train! Runaway train!

Come on, buddy bear, we got to catch it,

or our borrowing days are over!

Rabbit: I tell you, I would have run.

I passed out three times just going down the stairs.

Look! The train's gone.

And so are Tigger and Pooh.

Mm. Remember how Tigger talked about touching it?

I bet they took the train.

No. That can't be.

Pooh's not a train robber,

and Tigger's not a--

Pooh's not a train robber.

[echo] Train robber, train robber, train robber...

[whistle blows]

Reach for the clouds, you big train, you.

Yee-ha! Yee-ha!

Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Hmm. Almost lost my hat.

I am the tigger with no name.

I am the pooh with a name,

if only I could remember it.

Oh, bother.

Say, How'd you get here so fast?

It's a fantasy.

Hmm, wonder how you run this choo-choo.

Doesn't look too complicated.

Must take that delicatessen touch.

Wh-Wh-Whoa!

[Tigger, Pooh shouting]

Hey, what's all the commotion?

Yaah!

Mm. I think I'll stay down here

until the fool's rush is over.

[whistle blows]

Yaah!

Help! Help!

The Hole In the Head Gang stole the train!

Oh, my. I must find Sheriff Piglet.

The Hole In the Head Gang?

Oh, d-d-dear.

[imitating train chugging]

Toot! Toot! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Say, buddy bear, could you feed the furnace

till I can figure out how to stop this choo-choo?

Of course. [giggling]

Perhaps the furnace would like a smackerel of honey.

I know I would.

Rabbit: You're the only one

who can stop the train robbers.

Sheriff, the town depends on you.

It's your duty to hunt down those low-down desperados

Tigger and Pooh.

Pooh? But Pooh wouldn't take a train.

Honey, perhaps, but not a train.

I don't know.

Anyone who acts that innocent

must not be as innocent as he acts.

Just another case of a bear gone bad.

I guess I'll have to do it, but I'll need some deputies.

Guess he means us.

♪♪ [spaghetti Western chorus vocalizes]

By the power invested in me as sheriff of this fantasy,

I arrest you for train-napping in the 17th degree

and furthermore--

Oh, look, Tigger.

Piglet's giving us a parade.

Hey, Pigalet, old pal,

can you help me stop this choo-choo?

We're gaining on them, Eeyore.

Faster, faster.

Maybe you'd like to change places for a while.

Never mind.

Oh, dear. Perhaps this wasn't such a smart idea.

Faster, Eeyore, faster!

Here it comes.

I'll jump aboard on a count of 7.

[whistle blows]

1, 2, 3--

Hello again, Piglet!

4-- Oh, hello, Pooh.

5!

Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Ow! Ooh! Ooh!

Oh, look. Now Piglet's dancing.

It's my only chance

to stop the Hole In the Head Gang

and prove my friend Pooh is innocent.

Only lead to trouble and me getting hurt.

Always does.

Uh, Sheriff, how do you slow this thing down?

[Tigger shouting]

[whistle blows]

Tigger: What am I gonna do?

I've pulled every switch,

I've switched every pull,

and it still won't stop.

Did you pull this one?

Yahoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Yaah!

Slow down! Slow down! Ooh!

Stop! [shouting]

[shouting]

- Yahoo-hoo-hoo! - Hmm.

- Sounds awfully familiar. - [shouting]

Yaah!

Suffering sagebrush!

Get me off this thing!

[whistle blows]

Look. My hat.

Hey! Let go! What's going on?

- Whoa! - [shouting]

Bother!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[shouting]

What do you know.

Didn't get the worst of it.

Hawmp!

Hello, Piglet.

Nice of you to drop in.

Pooh, you really did take the train?

You're-- You're a train robber.

Now I have to take you in.

I am? You do?

Oh, bother.

I suppose that's why I'm wearing black.

[gasp] This is terribibble, horribibble.

They think the pooh with a name

is an outlaw.

[gasp] Gasp.

They must think I'm an outlaw, too.

All I did was borrow one eensy-weensy train.

Well, at least it's not a total loss.

I got my hat back. Hoo hoo hoo!

Piglet: Oh, Pooh Bear, why did you do it?

I give up, Piglet. Why did I do it?

By the way,

what exactly is it that I did, exactly?

You took a train without asking.

You-- You train-napper.

How about an alibi?

Why, thank you, Rabbit, but I'm not sleepy yet.

If you don't come up with a good excuse,

you'll have to face the judge.

♪♪ [harmonica]

And guess who gets to play the judge.

Looks like there's gonna be a swinging.

[laughing]

[gasp] A swinging?

Oh, how wonderful. Hoo hoo.

I just love to swing.

Oh, d-d-dear.

[snoring]

Hello, tigger with no--

[muffled]

name.

Shh! You'll wake the sheriff!

I'm here to break you

out of the grand slammer, buddy boy.

Uh, perhaps I should stay.

But you're innocent.

You were just a witness accomplice.

I was the one who borrowed the train.

Why, thank you, Tigger,

but I believe I have one of those guilty faces

only a mother could love.

Now let's go.

We got to ride into the sunset

and life in the happily ever afterlife. Hoo!

[spurs jingle]

Goodbye, Piglet.

I'm escaping now.

That's nice.

Goodbye, Pooh.

Escaping? Oh, d-d-dear.

You should have told them

you had nothing to do with the train-napping.

But they all thought I was guilty,

and I didn't want to let them down.

I only meant to borrow the train

on account of because no one would let me touch it.

Maybe we should turn ourselves in.

Perhaps after swinging,

we could get off to a fresh start.

Besides-- [giggling]-- I want to collect the reward.

Nah. I feel bad but not that bad.

There's got to be another way out of this.

It's time we put our thinking caps on.

Think, think, think.

Oh, bother.

It's too bad we can't just fix the train.

What a terrifical idea, buddy bear.

If we fix the train, we won't have to turn ourselves in.

I came up with a terrifical idea?

Oh, my. This must be a fantasy.

This should be a cinch.

Once we put the choo-choo back on track,

we'll be home free. Hoo!

Bother.

I've never been very good at puzzles.

There. Good as new,

if your new isn't too good. Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

A piece of imperfection.

Yes. And we only had to use half the parts.

Now let's get out of here.

We'll hide out, then find the train,

and we're home free. Hoo hoo!

They'll never find us up here in the high country.

Ohh!

Stick 'em up, outlaws,

if you please.

I've got you covered.

Maybe we should've headed on into low country.

I tell you, we put the whole kit and caboose back together

and left it right there. Outlaw's honor.

Then where is it now?

Perhaps we misplaced it.

Oh, bother.

And I was almost certain it was there.

I can't take it.

I'm going stir crazy.

I want out! Out, I tell you!

Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo!

But, Tigger, we've only been in here five minutes.

Oh, yeah. Seems like six.

Your life looks even more depressing than mine right now.

Never thought I'd hear myself hear that.

I'm--

I'm disappointed in you, Pooh.

Me, too, Piglet.

I shouldn't have done what I did,

even if I didn't know what I did.

[sniffle, blow]

Come on, go easy on buddy bear, Sheriff.

I think he ate too much honey and couldn't help himself.

I'm afraid it's too late for that.

You two are going to get just what you deserve.

♪♪

Looks like there's going to be a double swinging tonight.

[laughing]

How wonderful.

Do you think I could go first?

No. No. I cannot do it!

I confess, Sheriff! I did it!

I'm the train-napper!

Pooh had nothing to do with it.

You mean Pooh's innocent?

Yes. He told me not to take the train,

but I wouldn't listen.

He was just a fall bear in all this.

Oh, Pooh, I'm so glad

you're not a low-down, no-good, lousy train-napper.

Why, thank you, Piglet.

I'm glad to hear it, too.

Yeah, but what happened to the train, Tigger?

It's not like it could have just rolled off by itself.

Yaah!

Then again--

[shouting]

Hmm. And not a cloud in the sky.

[whistle blows]

Oh, dear.

Hey, what's all the ruckus?

Yaah!

Yaah!

We've got to do something.

[sigh] You're right.

So who wants to be the new sheriff?

No. I'll stop the runaway choo-choo

and bring back my Pigalet pal

dead or alive.

Never known a train yet

that could resist following tracks.

[shouting]

Now all we got to do

is wait for the choo-choo to run out of steam and stop.

[shouting]

I give it seven more days tops.

Aah!

- Piglet! - Our sheriff!

- I knew it would work. - About time.

Thank you for saving my life, Tigger,

and the town,

even if it took you two weeks to do it.

Hey, don't mention it. Hoo hoo!

That's what tiggers do the best.

But Tigger's still a train-napper.

None of this would have happened

if it weren't for him.

But he never meant to train-nap.

He only meant to train-borrow,

and then it went out of control.

But borrowing without asking is bad, too,

especially when you don't say please and thank you.

I'm sorry.

Give me another chance.

Please?

I promise I'll hang up

my ice cream scoops for good.

[murmuring]

Tigger, we talked it over

and decided to let you off this time with a warning.

And I was all set

for a good swinging, dag nabbit.

Hi, guys. I see

you didn't touch my train while I was gone.

And because you were so good,

I'm going to let you operate the controls.

And you, Tigger, are first

because you wanted it so much.

No, thanks. I'm trying to cut back.

Hey. Anyone want to go outside

and play guess who's sleeping?

- Oh, how wonderful. - Always cheating again.

Can I borrow a pillow?

Oh, well. Hey, guys, wait for me.

I want to play.