Original subtitles

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I got to be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

[dog barking]

Welcome, ladies and gentle poohs!

I, Tigger the Terrific, will now perform

a spectacle of spectacular magic.

Nothing up my sleeves, nothing in my head.

- [chuckles] - [motor starts]

[barking]

Oh, dear. What was that?

I think it's just the spectacle of magic warming up.

Now you see the "hanky-chief," now you don't.

Tigger, where is the handkerchief?

In the Land of Enchantment.

Oh, is that the same place socks go?

A magician never reveals his secrets...

'specially when he isn't too sure about 'em himself.

It's amazing! And to think,

this magical box looks just like the vacuum

Gopher uses to clean out his tunnels.

One guy's vacuum is another guy's "prestigurgitation."

If I might have a volunteer from the audience?

Piglet, how come no one is volunteering?

[sniffling]

I practiced this magic tricky all day.

And now, nobody will help me.

Why, thank you, Piglet.

Tigger, what is a very small volunteer supposed to do?

Just wave the "hanky-chief" over the hose

and let the magic begin!

Yipe!

Piglet, you were just supposed to make the handkerchief disappear.

Where are you?

In the Land of Enchantment, which is awfully dark.

Will you be needing another volunteer?

Not this time, buddy bear.

A good magician can un-magic his own magic, you know.

It's as easy as flicking the right switcheroo,

if the right switcheroo can be found.

Oh, we'll! Show's over! [chuckles]

But how shall we un-dissapear Piglet?

When in doubt...

Help!

How's come Piglet gets to have all the fun?

Pooh: Piglet, just pretend you're a very small cloud.

They don't make magic stuff like they used to.

Whoa!

At least the little feller's still flying high.

Help! There's a big, white monster dog under me!

Say, what's Skippy doing over here?

Perhaps he wanted to play.

Oh, no! He's going to eat me!

He's starting at the bottom and working his way up.

Don't worry, Piglet.

You won't become a "doggy-horse-dervery."

[whirring]

Piglet, you can come out now.

Piglet: I think I'll stay in the Land of Enchantment for a little while longer.

There aren't any white monster dogs in here.

There aren't any out here, either.

I hope you're right.

Oh, no! He's back! He's back!

Gopher: Oh, there you are, you loafer!

You promised to help me get the dirt out of my tunnel.

I turned 'round, and you skedaddled with my vacuum.

And my dirt!

I was taking a break, so I borrowed the vacuum.

I would have brought it back in a few minutes.

A few minutes, my front teeth.

Besides, you didn't even ask to borrow it.

- Can I borrow the-- - No!

It'll be a cold day in summer

when I loan anything to someone as irresponsible as you!

And another thing--

[cries out]

[continues]

Imagine anybody thinking I'm not responsible.

Responsible's my middle name.

Why, I'm responsible for you guys having fun.

- Fun? - Christopher Robin: Hi, guys.

- What have you been up to? - The ceiling.

Is there something you want to share with us, Christopher Robin?

Something sweet, I hope?

I just got my first real job.

Pooh: Congratulations!

- Yeah! And celebrations, too! - Always knew you could do it!

I'm gonna take care of the neighbor's dog for the whole day.

So that's what Skippy was doing here.

Oh, dear.

Hey, Christopher Robin!

What can we do to help?

Whatever it is, you can depend on me.

Well, I have to make sure he gets fed,

stays clean, is walked, and...

- Yipe! - [barking]

Piglet's been through a lot today.

[chuckles] Stop that right now!

Who does that pooch think he is,

knocking people over like that, a tigger?

Piglet, suppose we go over

and make lifelong friends with the dog for life?

Which could end as soon as we become lifelong friends.

This is fun! If I show Mom I could take care of Skippy,

maybe she'll let me have one of my own.

Are you sure you want such a very large dog

with such very big teeth?

Wouldn't you rather have a nice small goldfish?

No, Piglet.

I just know having a dog would be great.

[barking]

You were supposed to fetch the ball.

He's getting closer. At least the tire's round.

There. Time for a lunch break.

Peanut butter and honey, without the peanut butter!

- My favorite! - [chomps]

Oh, bother.

I suppose this is what is meant by a light lunch.

Don't you ever get full?

I certainly hope so.

[chomping]

He's like a bottomless pit bull.

[yelps]

Again? This is not what I bargained for.

Anybody else wanna take him for a walk?

Christopher Robin, are you taking Skippy out again?

- Yes, Mom. - How are you two getting along?

Just great, Mom. [straining]

He does exactly what I tell him.

Sit. Sit.

Well, as long as you can handle the job.

Piece of cake!

Heel! Heel!

[panting]

Good boy. Why don't you take a nap,

say, till your owners get home?

Hey, stop it!

Let me try to reason with him.

[cackling]

Tigger, what are you doing?

Well, he's a sheep dog, isn't he?

[honks]

- Oh, bother. - [sniffing]

Pooh, make that sound again.

- I don't know how I made it the first time. - [honks]

I think we just solved our dog-sitting problem.

[horn honking]

Fetch!

Say, Christopher Robin,

now that you got that "Wooly Mastodog" trained,

mind if we go for a little bounce?

Hmm. One lap around the yard can't hurt.

Come on, Pooh Boy,

let's go for a little doggyback ride.

Good thing you guys aren't very heavy,

or the dog couldn't carry you.

Are you sure you don't want to come along, Piglet?

You aren't very heavy, either.

If I have to see this dog,

I'd rather do it from where he can't see me.

[honks]

This is the only way to fly, Pooh Boy!

- Throw the horn again, Ted! - Why not?

It's the only thing this dog knows how to do.

- [honks] - Watch how far it goes.

Thanks a lot.

Sometimes nowhere is safe.

Christopher Robin: Skippy! Look at you!

I promised the neighbors I'd keep you clean.

So I guess this means a bath.

[barks]

Where do you think you're going?

I'm gonna get some soap.

- You guys are in charge. - Righto!

Being in charge is what tiggers do the best.

Christopher Robin has been in there a long time.

Maybe he can't find the bubbles.

Then this is the perfect time for another bounce.

I don't know.

I believe we're supposed to bewatchingthe dog.

We'll be right on top of him.

You can't do any closer watching than that.

Well, as long as it's what Christopher Robin wants,

then I guess it's okay.

There's still plenty of room!

No, thank you.

Piglet's missing a lot by being scared of a little doggy.

I'm not scared of a little doggy.

[barking]

I'm scared of a big, white monster dog that wants to eat me.

Oh, Piglet, he already ate two bowls of dog food,

your sandwich, my sandwich, and a pine cone.

He doesn't have any room left,

even for a small but very brave animal.

You should know about being full, Pooh...

and about my being very brave.

Just in case.

One for the money, two for the show,

three to get root beer, and four to--

[honks]

Bear overboard!

Tigger, would you slow him down just a little? Yipe!

- I wonder where Piglet got to? - [barking]

Whoa!

The little guy's really getting the hang of it.

I am not brave. I am not brave.

Okay, let's get this dog washed.

Christopher Robin, we have something to tell you.

Where's Skippy?

By the way he was running, I'd say he was in Alaska by now.

What?

I only hope Piglet likes snow.

How could you let this happen?

You were supposed to watch him until I got back.

I guess you can't do good watching while you're bouncing.

Oh, great. Now I gotta find him.

As I recall, the dog,

and my very dear friend, Piglet, went that way.

Look out where I'm going!

- Ahh! - [crash]

- Oh, dear. - [sniffing]

Don't come any closer, you--

- [honks] - Oh, my.

Please don't take this personally,

but I don't ever want to see you again.

So I'm closing my eyes.

And when I count to three, you'll be gone.

One, two, three.

- [honks] - Maybe he doesn't know how to count.

Well, I don't care if you do eat me.

I have to get you back to Christopher Robin's.

[honks]

I don't see any sign of Skippy or Piglet.

If only we had that horn.

Yes. It made such a sound sound.

Sort of like "squonky, squonky."

Hmm.

For a minute, I thought you sounded just like the horn.

Really? I can also do a bottle of pop.

[vocalizing]

If only there was some way to make it louder.

[vocalizing]

- I meant the horn sound. - Oh.

Man on P.A.: Attention shoppers!

There's a special for the next 30 seconds

on all special items! Aisle 19!

The Stupendo Market!

Pounds of plump plumbs picked for perfection!

Aisle six!

Perfect.

One, two, three, four, five. Hmm.

One, two, three, four, five, six. Hmm.

One, two, three, four, five.

Remember, I'll create a diversion

while you go over there and make the sound in that microphone.

- [horn honks] - [slurps]

Everything's fine now. We'll be home soon...

- if you don't get hungry. - [horn honks]

Let me do all the talking.

- Excuse me. - Yes?

My child needs some baby food.

Waah! [chuckles]

We have all your baby needs on aisle three.

Anyhow, as I was saying,

we have bottles, formula, baby oil, pacifiers--

[blowing] Hope I don't get stage fright.

Testing, one, two, three.

Testing. Mi-mi-mi-mi!

Rivet, rivet.

Now, what was I supposed to do again?

Oh, yeah! Squonky! Squonky!

After I get him home,

I'll never have to see this dog again.

Tigger: Squonky! Squonky!

Oh, no! Don't get any ideas!

Squonky! Squonky!

Stop! I'm too young to fly!

We also have safety pins, baby powder, diapers, cotton swabs--

[exclaims]

Squonky! Squonky!

Squonky? I don't carry any squonky.

Help!

Whoa!

Squonky!

This ain't the time to eat, Buddy Bear.

- Oh, dear. - Oh, bother.

[rumbling]

- [barking] - Help! Help!

Gotcha!

We'll have to hurry home and wash this dog.

Tigger: That mutt is ten times dirtier

than when it was dirty before.

Well, then, we shall have to give him 14 baths.

No. Just one bath, and fast.

The neighbors will be back soon.

If we're lucky, they'll never know what happened.

Then, after we return the dog, we could return the cart.

Boy, I never thought taking care of a dog would be so tough.

Home at last! And we're gonna make it in time.

You can stop squeezing the horn now, Piglet.

[honking]

- [honking] - [barking]

Whoa!

Mad dog!

- [all cry out] - [crash]

After you, Pooh Boy.

[barking]

I can't believe this happened.

They trusted me with their dog,

and I lost him twice.

You did your best.

No, Pooh. I never should have left the dog alone.

It was my responsibility.

But you didn't leave him alone, Christopher Robin.

You left him with us.

I better figure out what I'm gonna tell the neighbors.

Maybe you could break it to him easy.

Like, tell him how much they'll save on dog food from now on.

Pooh: Oh, poor Christopher Robin.

I wish there was something we could do

that we haven't already done.

There is! I'm gonna find that dog!

I don't know how, I don't know where, I don't know when.

Boy, I sure don't know much.

But I do know this is my responsibility,

and I'm gonna do something about it.

If only I had a clue-- Anything!

I'll follow 'em to the ends of the earth,

across oceans, over mountains,

as far as I can go!

Without crossing the street, of course.

- [horn honking] - [dog barking]

Uh, Tigger, excuse me. About finding the dog?

Just a minute, Piglet. I'm on a roll here.

- [horn honks] - [gasps]

Follow that-- Wait! I got a better idea!

Gopher!

You hollered, sonny?

I promise, if you let me use the vacuum again,

I'll polish all your tunnels till they shine.

Why should I believe you?

Because I have changed.

I'm responsible now.

And Christopher Robin needs me.

Christopher Robin? Why didn't you say so in the first place, sonny?

You got yourself a deal.

[clattering]

Plug her in. Press the switch to reverse.

And let her rip!

Plugged in and ripping.

All aboard!

We got a dog to catch.

Hit the switch, Pooh Boy.

[whirring]

Yipe!

I wish this leash would stop playing hard to get.

Fresh out of wind.

Lane left! Lane right! No, your other right!

Hold on to your skivvies!

[all shouting]

Squonky! Squonky!

Get closer! He can't hear us!

The last thing I ever wanted to do was see that dog again!

- [barking] - [honking]

Tigger: I got it! I got it!

Isn't that the same car the neighbors drive, when they drive?

[barking]

It is the neighbors. They're gonna beat us home!

Can't this vacuum go any faster?

Rumblin' tarnation! Stop your bouncing!

I can't steer!

We're gonna coast from here!

Boy, and I thought I could take care of a dog of my own.

I never should have left Skippy alone.

Who knows where he is now.

If I save my allowance for a year,

maybe I'll have enough to buy the neighbors a new dog.

[car approaching]

[sighs] Time to face the music.

There's something I have to tell you.

I lost your dog.

I'm really sorry.

I'll get you a new one.

[all shouting]

[crash]

Boy, am I glad to see you!

- [slurping] - Hey, stop that!

No, don't stop that.

Thank goodness my fluff is fluffy.

Don't worry about your vacuum, Gopher.

Now that I'm a responsible citizen,

I'll clean your tunnels with my tail if I have to.

It's good for those hard-to-reach places.

Well, then I'll expect to see you and your tail in my tunnel.

I'll get started right away, if not sooner.

Christopher Robin: Thank you, guys, for everything.

If Piglet hadn't been so especially brave,

we never could have gotten the dog back.

I didn't mean to be brave,

it just happened when I panicked.

And the vacuum was Tigger's idea.

Very responsible, Tigger.

That's me! Responsible to a fault!

Actually, a lot of faults.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Mom thought I took care of Skippy so good,

she said maybe I could get a dog of my own.

[chuckles]

But I didn't say I would.