Original subtitles

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I got to be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

♪♪

♪♪

WOMAN: It's past your bed time, Christopher Robin.

Enough television for tonight.

CHRISTOPHER: Aww, Mom.

WOMAN: You know those kind of movies give you nightmares.

But Mom, that was way back when I was a kid.

WOMAN: Goodnight, darling. Sweet dreams.

And don't let me see your head leave that pillow.

[yawning]

[yawning]

[door closes]

She said for my head not to leave the pillow.

But she never said anything about

the pillow leaving the bed.

[wind blowing]

[giggling] Hello, Christopher Robin.

I see you do that the way I do,

the hard way.

Hello, Pooh, Piglet. What are you doing up?

Well, my tummy was rumbly,

so it came over to look for something sweet. [chuckles]

I'm just here to keep it company.

And Piglet's just here to keep me company.

Uh, Christopher Robin,

n-not that it doesn't look very nice,

why do you have a pillow on your head?

Uh, because I need it to watch TV.

[applause on TV]

You're right. I can see the TV very clearly.

Hey, Piglet, Christopher Robin.

Anybody seen Pooh Boy? Thought I heard him.

You did, Tigger. And I'm here...

under you.

So, what's on?

-Hey, that looks-- -Hey, look at this.

Uh, it's gone.

-I've always been fond of-- -[channel changes]

TIGGER: Nah, this is better.

Perhaps we could watch a show that lasts a little longer.

TIGGER: How about this?

-CHRISTOPHER: There goes another one. -Wait. This looks great.

Nah. I saw it before, about three seconds ago.

-[channel changes] -[train chugging on TV]

[channel changes]

Ahh, my favorite.

[groans] Ahh, there.

Just what I wanted to see.

♪♪

Oh, wonderful, Tigger.

But it did seem to go by rather quickly.

[yawning]

It went by quickly because we all fell asleep.

Hey, look what's on.

A nice spine tickling slusher film.

A slusher film?

Yeah, you know.

One of them films where the guy boogedy-boogedys ya,

then hits you with a snowball.

Oh, d-d-d-dear.

Couldn't we watch something a little nicer,

like the potato growing show?

It's my favorite program.

No, a slusher film sounds great.

"The slusher who slushed everyone,

"and then went back to slush 'em again."

Woo! What a title.

Piglet, why are you hiding under the couch?

Well, Pooh, it's where I can best watch the movie

without having to see it.

Say, what kind of a slusher film is this?

Look, he's only holding a butter knife.

-[heart beating] -A b-b-butter knife?

Oh, d-d-dear. The poor butter.

[squeaking]

MAN: [on TV] Hello, kids.

Do you suffer from late night hunger pangs?

Would you like something special to eat?

How about a Chummy Cheese Pizza?

[sniffing] Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, bother.

How shall I ever get a pizza now?

Just call 555-4051,

and one will be sent right over to you.

Sounds good.

What kind do you want to get?

One with lots of honey.

-[beeping] -Hello?

I'd like to order a pizza.

I'd like a very small one, please.

Just one slice, no cheese, no crust.

Nah, make it a big one, with "anchokies,"

whatever they are. No, wait, two big ones.

-No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. -CHRISTOPHER: Yes.

-That's right. -Three, four, five!

-Delivery to 100, uh-- Two, uh-- three-- -TIGGER: No wait, two--

-TIGGER: Wait, wait, wait, wait wait, three, four-- -600 Acre Road.

Boy, Tigger, I could barely hear myself think.

Uh, 600 Acre Road?

Christopher Robin,

isn't that the address of the house next door?

I didn't know we lived next door.

Perhaps we should hurry over,

so that the pizza won't be lonely.

I'd better call back.

Hi. About the pizza I ordered.

MAN: [groans] Who is this?

What do you want? You woke me up for a pizza?

The nerve of that guy

thinkin' he can talk to us and get away with it.

Hello? Hello? Olly-olly-oxenfree.

-[laughing] -You've had it, pal, you're toast.

Ooh, I'm so scared my stripes is shakin'.

What ya gonna do? You don't even know where we live.

Hoo-hoo-hoo! Boy, what a dummy.

Now, if you knew we was at 100 Acre Road,

-Maybe you could do something. -CHRISTOPHER: Tigger!

Oh, Tigger. Now you've really done it.

Well, TTFN.

CHRISTOPHER: But what if he's outside?

[wind blowing]

[screaming]

[clattering]

There. Now we'll be safe.

CHRISTOPHER: Yeah. Unless, of course,

the slusher's already in here,

hiding under the bed or in the closet.

[clattering]

[screaming]

I believe that perhaps

this is the perfect place to hide.

For if I can't see the slusher,

[chuckles] then the slusher can't see me. I think.

Don't be afraid, don't be afraid.

-Don't be afraid. -[creaking]

Shh!

Be afraid, be afraid, be--

Yahh!

Yahh!

Gotta keep your eyes peeled

so as not to be snucked up on by the slusher.

-Yahh! -It's the slusher!

-He's got me! -PIGLET: Yahh!

-[gasping] -[screaming]

Woo-woo-woo!

Must have given that old slusher the slip.

[yips]

-[stammering] -Mm, you don't say.

The little guy's always had a way with words.

Hurry. It's up to us.

We got the slusher here.

We gotta come up with a plan to get rid of him.

Right! Whaddaya say we blow the whole house up?

That'll get rid of the old slusher once and for all.

No. I thought of something better.

A surprise trap that the slusher will never forget.

[whispering]

Okay. Everyone understand the plan?

Yes. But when do we yell "surprise"?

[wind blowing]

Boy, is that slusher in for it. Hoo-hoo!

[water spraying]

[stammering]

Hoo-hoo-hoo! This is gonna be great!

Uh-oh.

-[traps snapping] -Ah-hoo! Woo!

Oh! Ooh-ooh! Yahoo-hoo!

[wind blowing]

There. Now all we need is

someone to lure the slusher to its doom.

Someone with a spine of steel.

Someone who doesn't know the meaning of fear.

Someone so brave, he won't budge

even if his life is in danger.

Which it will be.

PIGLET: [stammering]

-[shaking] -A volunteer?

Oh, Piglet. How brave of you.

He sure is.

Now, remember, Piglet old pal,

don't move no matter what.

This is very brave, Piglet.

Look at him, chompin' at the bit.

Whoops! I forgot something.

What are the hotdogs for, Tigger?

I saw it in a movie once.

It helps attract wild animals and slushers.

Once the slusher goes for the bait,

we got him!

Unless, of course, a lion gets Piglet first.

-Tigger! -Well, it might.

-Shh. -TIGGER: Shh yourself.

POOH: But I am shushing.

-TIGGER: Get off my foot. -Shh!

[rattling]

[gasps] Must be the slusher reflexin' his muscles.

Oh, my. It's him.

That's funny. It's sounds like there's two of 'em.

I hear two sets of feet.

-PIGLET: [stammering] -Hey.

What's Piglet doing in the middle of the room,

in the dark?

-Hello. -[stammering]

I said, hello.

P-P-P-Pooh!

[screaming]

Don't like the sound of that.

-[crashing] -[Piglet screaming]

-We got him! -We-- Ooh!

-He's got us! -[screaming]

Why, welcome back, Piglet.

[screaming]

Yahh!

Oh, bother.

ALL: The slusher! The slusher!

Slusher? [screaming]

Always knew this would be the way I'd go.

The slusher!

[screaming]

Stop, you slusher, or I'll let ya have it!

See? Uh-oh.

Quick! Follow me.

Uh-oh, again.

[screaming]

-[screaming] -POOH: Surprise.

[water dripping]

-Look. -POOH: It's Eeyore.

[chuckles] He's not a slusher.

You sure, Pooh boy?

Could be a slusher disguised as an Eeyore.

Believe me,

only an Eeyore could feel like I do.

Especially this Eeyore.

PIGLET: Oh, then we weren't running from anything.

And nothing was running at us.

[knocking]

Something's out there.

[knocking]

There seems to be someone knocking on

the next door door.

-[knocking continues] -Oh, m-m-my.

And he's carrying some boxes.

No doubt about it. He must be the slusher.

But what are the boxes for, Tigger?

Probably where he keeps his-- gasp-- slushes.

[knocking]

CHRISTOPHER: Yep, there's someone out there, all right.

[knocking continues]

Hmm. The slusher must have gotten the wrong house.

[singsongy] Yoo-hoo! Slusher! We're over here.

[gasps]

What do you think you're doing, Pooh boy?

I don't know. What?

Christopher Robin,

don't you think this is a very good time to tell someone

that there's a horrible, awful slusher running amok, maybe?

No, this is our home. Our neighborhood.

-Our fight! -Our funeral.

We can't just let him walk in here

and slush our family and friends.

We're gonna stop that slusher if it's the last thing we do.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Come on. We've got a slusher to un-slush.

[owl hooting]

♪♪

Wonder what we'll find on the other side.

My worst fear is that I'm about to come face to face

with my worst fear.

Ah, there's probably nothin' back there

but your average backyard. [laughs]

Filled with slushers, of course.

-CHRISTOPHER: Tigger. -Well, it might.

Follow me.

♪♪

Here, slusher.

Here, you big ugly slusher!

[rustling]

Pooh? Piglet? Tigger?

Wait a minute, that's me.

And I'm the only one. Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[growling]

[rustling]

Oh, no. The slusher!

Don't boogedy boogedy me. I'm on your side.

In fact, some of my best friends are slushers.

-[rustling] -Tigger.

[laughs] I knew it was you all along.

[growling]

As if I couldn't tell a friendly noise

from a slusher noise.

Take this one, for instance.

Why, it's obvious that it's--

It's, um-- It's--

One, two, three, four.

-Uh-oh. -It's the slusher!

[screaming]

Hmm...

Do all slushers sound like large and hungry dogs?

Nah, only the biggest and meanest ones.

Perhaps this is all a dream.

Oh! Maybe if I pinch myself, we would wake up.

-Ouch! -[dog barking]

Oh, dear.

[dog barking]

Now what is it?

[dog barking]

Hello, operator? Get me the police.

If someone would go back to Christopher Robin's house

and get some weenies,

would could use 'em to lure the slusher to his doom.

Wild "animimals" and slushers just love weenies.

Right, Tigger. I'll get the weenies.

But someone will have to distract the slusher

by running in the other direction.

Piglet's already proven himself

to be the bravest of us all.

-Me? -Congratulations, little Piglet.

Always knew you had it in ya.

-Me? -Yep, you, Piglet old pal.

Besides, it'll be a snap.

Unless, of course, the slusher catches ya,

-and slushes you to pieces. -CHRISTOPHER: Tigger.

Hey. It's a possibility.

Well, if I must.

[sniffling] What a lion heart.

I hate to see ya go,

-but ally-oop! -[screaming]

I was just trying to help

the brave little guy get started.

[dog barking]

Piglet sure is courageous.

I hope he'll be all right.

Aw, he'll be fine.

Did you see the look on his face?

Hoo-hoo! I've never seen him havin' so much fun.

[screaming]

Maybe I can hide in here.

It's so filled with darkness,

there'll be no room for the slusher.

[gulping]

[panting]

I must be out of breath.

[growling]

Oh, my, I must be hungry.

-Oh, dear! -[growling]

Yahhh!

Yahhh!

I believe I've heard that sound before.

Yahhh!

What was that?

Mm. Must have been one of them

"unidentifiabibble" flyin' Piglets.

Look. The slusher's burying something.

Is it Piglet?

Aw, the poor little guy.

Brave right down to the bone.

Oh, no. It's me.

[sniffles] What a loss.

He was like a... me to me.

Piglet?

Hm. Maybe he's been re-incarcerated.

[growling]

Tell me that was just you, rumbly tumbly Pooh boy.

Please?

I'm afraid it wasn't my tumbly.

[gasp] Piglet?

Eeyore?

I think we're in trouble.

[growling]

[barking, growling]

POOH: Nice slusher. Nice slusher.

Knew this was my unlucky day,

just like every other one.

[chuckling] Oh, look.

It's not a slusher.

Just a huge, horrible, hungry dog.

Whew! [chuckles] For a minute there,

I thought we was in real trouble.

-[siren wailing] -Oh, my. [chuckles]

Perhaps this hasn't turned out so bad after all.

MAN: Come out with your hands up!

[siren wailing]

Oh, no. The police are taking Pooh and my other friends away.

Me? It was all Pooh's idea.

Uh, the night of the 32nd?

I was sleeping, I believe.

Then it was Piglet's idea.

I don't remember a thing. I was young and foolish.

I blame society.

Eeyore, Eeyore's the one.

Might as well confess.

Got one of those guilty faces, anyway.

No, no, it was Tigger! It was Tigger!

It was Tig... ger.

I want my lawyer.

I find you guilty of first degree causing noise,

and I'm throwing the book at you.

It's too bad I can't read.

[rumbling, creaking]

CHRISTOPHER: Oh, no! Stop! Stop!

I confess. I confess!

I-- I left my room and went downstairs.

Uh, and then I went next door to look for the slusher.

It was all my fault.

I'm certain he can reform if given the chance.

He's not a bad boy,

he's just a little confused.

-Like me. -Go ahead, pal.

Throw yourself on the "mercenary" of the court.

Please, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm--

WOMAN: Christopher Robin.

-Mom? -You were having a nightmare.

[chuckles] Oh, you know what happens

when you watch those kinds of movies.

-Nightmare? -Uh-huh.

So upstairs, and this time stay in bed, sweetheart,

and you won't have bad dreams.

Pooh, we were dreaming.

I'm so glad.

Does this mean we're not goin' to the big house?

Or even the very small house?

Like to go back to my own house,

not that it's much of one.

It was all a dream. A dream!

-A dream! -[chuckles]

[laughing]

[doorbell rings]

Gasp! The slusher's back.

Didn't know slushers used the doorbell.

Oh, yeah, they can be awful tricky.

[doorbell rings]

MAN: Uh, did anyone order a pizza?

WOMAN: Christopher Robin.

POOH: On March 16th,

Christopher Robin was found guilty

of leaving his bed when he shouldn't have,

and was placed in the custody of his friends.

Everything you've seen was a dream.

Only the names of the animals have been changed

to protect the innocent.

♪♪