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♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I got to be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

[cheeping]

Hmm. Piglet, I don't mean to pry,

but how long before holding honey

becomes eating honey?

I'm sorry, Pooh,

but, being such a very small animal,

it takes a large amount of painting

to make a Pooh small enough for my mantel.

Oh, bother.

Pooh?

Pooh?

I'm sorry, Piglet.

I think my foot went to sleep without me.

I'm almost done, Pooh.

I'll hurry.

Dear!

My painting of you is gone.

Hello, there, fellow artistes.

[gasp] It's brilliant, genius.

Looks like polar bears

eating marshmallows in a snowstorm.

Oh, but it's not supposed to be polar bears, Tigger.

It was a picture of Pooh.

It's true. I was there.

And now I'm...gone.

Aren't I?

Hmm. Pooh poachers, eh?

Yes. And nobody at all was around.

Aha! Of course nobody was there,

and nobody is who pilfered Piglet's Pooh picture.

It was?

Absoposilutely.

And nobody knows nobodies

like I know nobodies.

Come on. Let's find us that nobody.

Well, Tigger, how shall we catch him

if we can't see him?

That's easy. Hoo hoo hoo!

You got to sniff him out.

[sniffing] Topeka!

[humming]

[boing boing]

[gasp] It's the dreaded long-eared nobody.

Long-eared nobodies look a great deal like Rabbit.

That's because I am Rabbit.

An unlikely story.

Tigger, this is my garden, and I'm Rabbit.

Hmm. His tail does look awfully fluffy

for a nobody.

What on earth is a nobody?

Somebody who's not there

but takes your paintings anyway. [giggling]

I'm surprised at all of you,

believing in unseen creatures like--

like nobodies.

But one of them stole my painting.

Don't be silly.

There's a reasonable explanation for everything.

There is?

Sure. Hoo! And when we find the nobody,

he'll tell us what it is. Hoo hoo hoo!

Hmph. Nobodies. Ha. The idea.

[laughing]

Shh!

Hoo hoo! That was close.

echo: That was close.

You're telling me.

Who's telling you, Tigger?

There's nobody around.

[gasp] That's it. A nobody.

Tigger, that nobody sounds a great deal like you.

It's because nobodies are real sneaky-pants types.

They'll steal anything that isn't nailed down--

[chuckle]-- even voices.

But I'm not afraid.

It's time for Plan T!

T stands for Tigger, by the way.

[whistling]

Gotcha!

[gagging]

echo: Gotcha! [gagging]

Tigger's shouting a great deal more quietly than before.

Perhaps it is part of Plan T.

Pooh, I think he's trying

to tell us he lost his voice.

[giggling] Then why didn't he just say so

in the first place?

Pooh, remember what Tigger said

about nobodies being sneaky?

Why, yes, Piglet, I do.

Tigger didn't lose his voice.

That nobody who sounded so very much like Tigger took it.

Oh, the same one who took my painting.

How will we ever find him, Pooh?

I suppose the best place to find a nobody

is nowhere in particular.

Now wait just a minute.

I'm sure I had some carrots right here and there.

Nobody could have taken them.

I've been here all--

[gasp]

Did I say nobody?

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

[laughing]

Jumping crawdaddies! Guests!

Say, who'd be messing around down here

without bothering to say hello?

My tools! They're gone!

Thieves! Tunnel invaders!

Well, they won't get back in here again.

Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Let's see them try

After I seal up the north tunnel.

Pooh, Tigger's not talking again.

He says look...out...

for...the...hole--

Ohh!

Listening to Tigger not talk

is more dangerous than I thought.

We'd better get some help finding his voice.

Aha! Caught you, you tool-snatching varmints.

Think they're so smart, do they? Hmm!

Well, I'll show them.

That's the last time

they'll use the south tunnels.

Huh. There's a reasonable explanation for everything.

Things just don't disappear.

I'm certain Rabbit will help find the nobody

that took Tigger's voice,

even if he doesn't believe in them.

[cawing]

Tigger, what are you doing with my vegetables?

No, no, no.

Excuses won't do you any good.

I saw you.

I knew there was a reasonable explanation.

But, Rabbit, Tigger says

he was saving your vegebibbles

from the nobody.

Not that nobody business again.

Have you not seen one around, Rabbit,

that perhaps sounds like Tigger?

Oh, certainly. I don't see them all the time.

Who do you think I grow my vegetables for?

Here. Have a carrot. Be my guest.

Please. I insist.

Perhaps we'd better come back later

to ask Rabbit about Tigger's nobody.

He seems to be busy with his own nobodies right now.

- [cawing] - What the ding-dangy--

Uhh, now they're in the east tunnels.

I was positive I had more cabbages than this.

There is a reasonable explanation for all this.

Isn't there?

Hello, Rabbit. We're back again.

Ha ha. Yes. Your nobodies are the only ones we can find.

For the last time, I don't have any nobodies.

Then who's taking those?

Aah! My tomatoes! Where'd they go?

I think we're about to find out.

Oh, d-d-dear.

Oh! No! They're gone!

And nobody was around.

Nobodies!

It's every vegetable for himself!

[cawing]

Well, that ought to take care--

Uhh!

Uh, that tears it.

They're everywhere.

Have to seal up the northwest tunnels

an the southeast tunnels.

You know, those vegetable stealing nobodies

certainly looked familiar.

Crows aren't nobodies, Pooh. They're crows.

Now what would crows want with Tigger's voice?

An how will we ever find it

with all these vegetables in the way?

Perhaps, if we put back Rabbit's vegetables first,

we can find Tigger's voice and put it back

the number after first.

After all-- [giggling]--

what comes down must go up.

This vegetable-napping is going to stop here and now.

No! The nobodies! They're back!

[laughing]

Let's see them sneak through this.

[explosion]

Pooh? Piglet? Tigger?

Nobody's here.

And nobody blew up my garden.

Hello, Rabbit.

Your vegetables went up more than we thought,

but at least you've gotten them back.

[laughing] Yes. We saved them from the crows.

Crows took my vegetables?

Oh, yes. You see, it all started

when the nobody took Piglet's Pooh.

And then the crows took Tigger's voice

and hid it with your vegetables,

which they kept under the ground, of course.

So you see, Rabbit, you were right all the time.

There is a reasonable explanation for everything.

Look! My painting.

Tigger: I liked the polar bear one better.

Why, Tigger, you can talk.

Of course. Hoo hoo!

It's what tiggers do the best, you know.

My voice must have found me

when I was putting back your vegebibbles.

Maybe I was the one who was lost all the time.

Hoo hoo!

By ding-dangy,

that showed them. Ha!

Say, what's wrong with Rabbit?

He looks a bit frazzled.

Nobodies took Piglets Pooh

and then Tigger's voice,

then my vegetables.

But the nobodies were nobody

because it was crows?

Huh. Must have been something I didn't say.

No, no, no, Tigger. Don't put that there.

Put that there.

Quickly, everyone,

or we'll never finish

before Cassie comes home.

[sniffing]

[coughing]

Do you like the flower arrangement, Rabbit?

A very nice arrangement, Piglet,

but it needs some flowers.

Now, I want daffodils, daisies, and jonquils,

but no dandelions.

Dandelions, daisies, and jonquils,

but no daffodils.

That's not what we're here for.

Uh, what are we here for, huh, Stan?

Quiet, bubble brain.

I believe I hear opportunity knocking.

Do you suppose this will be enough of my honey

for your party, Rabbit?

We need two honey cakes,

three loaves of honey bread,

and dozens and dozens of honey cookies.

Well, uh, we can always get more.

I was afraid you might say that.

Uh, Rabbit, exactly what is this party

for which we must be ready?

The welcome home party

for my dear little Cassie,

who's finally coming home where she belongs.

So her party must be perfect.

Now I know what we're after: honey.

Oh, boy. Hee hee! Ha ha!

I just love honey. Ho ho!

How are we gonna get it, Stan? Huh?

Ho ho! How? How?

Pipe own while I figure it out.

Hurry, Pooh Bear. She'll be here any minute.

Here are the dandelions you asked for, Rabbit.

No, not dandelions.

Dandelions make me--

ah-choo!

No, no, no!

I will not have this party ruined!

Clean up that honey.

Get rid of those dandelions. More balloons!

Set the table.

Everything must be perfect

- to welcome home-- - Hello, everyone.

Cassie!

Why, you're-- you're-- you're you.

And you're here, Cassie, at last.

Hmm. Maybe that little birdie

is the meal ticket we've been looking for.

Come on. We got plans to plan.

Oh, Cassie, I had a welcome home party all planned, but--

It was going to be colossical

with half a gazillion balloons.

Heh heh. And flowers.

And honey.

Oh, bother.

That's okay, Rabbit.

It's nice just being here.

Rabbit? But you used to call me Rabby. Remember?

I'm too old for that.

Oh, no, Cassie.

You'll always be my little baby bird.

But what matters now is you're back,

back to stay forever.

Forever?

But, uh, Rabbit--

Welcome home, Cassie.

How I've missed you.

I guess I could stay for a little while.

Uh, I got it, Stan. I got it.

We give them honey,

an they give us the bird.

Nah, that's not it, either.

Uh, how about we grab the rabbit

and we switch him for the bird? Heh heh.

Nope. Getting closer, though.

Rabbit certainly is glad Cassie's back.

Yeah, but I don't think she's so glad about it.

I believe that's because Rabbit hasn't noticed

that Cassie isn't quite as, uh, Cassie-like

since she came back.

She's grown up.

Yes, Cassie, dear, it's going to be just like old times.

I'm too old for old times.

I'm grown up.

Of course you are, dear.

I just love it when you pretend you're a big girl.

Now it's nappy time.

But, Rabbit, I don't take naps anymore.

Good night, Cassie, dear.

Sleep well.

Good night, Rabbit.

I guess the only way to convince Rabbit

I'm old enough to take care of myself

is to go away and take care of myself.

Come on, Stan, uh, explain how I said it again.

Okay, but this is the last time.

We get the bird in our hands,

then trade her back to the rabbit for honey.

Oh! Oh! You're brilliant, Stan!

Brilliant!

But how do we get the little birdie in our hands?

Excuse me.

Do you know if there are any vacant nests

around here?

Cassie, dear, time to get ready for dinner.

Ah, it's play time, is it?

Hide and seek?

Here I come, ready or not.

Cassie, you really shouldn't play this far from home.

All right, Cassie, play time is over.

Cassie! You come out this moment!

Cassie!

Cassie? Where are--

you?

Heh heh.

Haven't seen a little bird around, have you?

You see the sort of trouble you get yourself into

when you don't let me take care of you?

Guess you'll want to be ransoming her now, huh?

Uh, ransom? Certainly not

because, in order for there to be a ransom,

there must first be a ransom note.

Knew we forgot something.

I found this note on my door,

and I'm fairly certain I didn't put it there.

What does it say, Pooh?

I believe we shall have to reed it.

Why, hoo hoo, it's obliviously

a "Happy birthday, Tigger" kind of card.

Or it could be an invitation to breakfast

or lunch or dinner. [giggling]

I'm not particular.

Perhaps we should ask Rabbit to read it.

Hello!

Anybody home?

Or perhaps, Tigger,

since Rabbit and Cassie are not here,

this note is from them telling us where they are.

That's it, buddy bear.

Let's go find them

so they can tell us where the note say they are.

- Cassie! - Rabbit.

Why, there's no telling

what kind of danger's lurking out here.

Yipes!

You're safer than safe with me.

Hoo hoo hoo!

Uh, Pooh? Pigalet? Oops!

So nice you could drop by

on account of that means that many more ransoms

and that much more honey for us.

But if we're here, who's left to ransom us?

Mm. Never thought of that.

There's got to be somebody somewhere

to ransom you.

Uh, perhaps we could ransom us.

"Perhaps we could ransom us?"

Honestly, Pooh Bear, if you'd kept quiet,

they'd have let us go.

I'm very sorry, Cassie.

I promised I'd take care of you,

and I failed.

Don't worry, Rabbit.

Stan and Hef are going to take care of me now.

They are?

Both: We are?

Yes. In fact,

you're going to take care of all of us.

Now, why in the world would we want to do that, little birdie?

Because if we're not happy,

why should we bother to pay honey for ourselves?

Why, that's so confusing, even I understand it.

Heh heh. She's right, Stan. She's right.

I know she's right, honey breath. Big deal.

How hard can taking care of this bunch be?

The first thing you should know

is that it's our nap time.

Uh, nap time?

I'm too old for naps.

Now, Rabby, you be a good boy,

or no carrot cake for snackie time.

Rabby? Snackie time?

Okay, kid. You guys go ahead and nap.

We can't go to sleep without a glass of milk.

Not cold milk.

[groan] Come on.

Aw, no, Stan.

I don't know how to warm up a cow.

Not that warm.

Besides, we're not thirsty anymore.

So let's get on with the nap time story.

A story? Uh...

Once upon a time--

I've heard that one.

Well, uh, there was this dragon and--

Oh, d-d-dear. Dragons.

No dragons. We'll get nightmares.

You know, Rabbit,

she reminds me of someone very familiar.

Yes, I-- I noticed.

She's behaving more like me than I am.

So you better behave yourself, long ears. Hoo!

Too late. We missed our nap time.

Now we want some honey.

Yes, please.

Uh, honey, Uh, yeah.

Yeah. Uh, we got honey.

Cassie: Not that one. It's too small.

That's too big.

We want that one.

Duh, I don't know if I ought to take that one.

Just get them what they want, Hef, quick,

or we'll never shut them up.

[crash]

Now what did we do to deserve this?

Do you think we ought to help them?

You want to help?

Just keep that bird away from us.

Cassie, that was a very, very dangerous thing to do,

and all I have to say is...

thank you for saving us.

I can see now you are indeed grown up

and quite able to take care of yourself.

Thank you, Rabbit.

And if I can't be your Rabby anymore,

I can still be your friend Rabbit.

My very best friend Rabbit.

Aren't you coming, Pooh?

Oh, I thought, Piglet, I might stay behind

and, uh, clean up a bit.

[giggling]