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♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I got to be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

Ah, I do wish that snow would fall more neatly

and now drop all over everywhere.

Ooh. I wish snow would fall in the summer

when it's warmer.

I wish we could stop for a small smackerel.

Rabbit: Eww!

Tigger: Hi, everybody!

Seen any fun laying around waiting to happen?

In case you haven't noticed, Tigger,

we happen to be working.

Work? Ha. Why, I don't even know the meaning of the word.

I really must say this work is a great deal of...work.

Ah. It's true.

If only there were some kind of something

to help us clear this snow.

[thinking] Hmm. Sounds like an idea

whose time has passed.

Never fear, long ears. I'm just the tigger

to invent that some kind of something for you.

The only thing you can invent, Tigger,

is excuses for not working.

Huh. The accepting of challenges

is one of the things us tiggers do the best.

Why, I'll invent something

the likes of which nobody's ever seen,

or my name isn't Tigger.

[bounce]

I'm very worried, Pooh.

Tigger hasn't been out of his house

for seven whole days now.

[repair tool noises]

Actually, Piglet,

I believe it has been closer to a week.

I wonder what he's doing in there.

He's inventing in there, that's what.

And keep your voices down.

You're derailing my train of though.

[hammering]

[whistling]

[sawing]

I'm certain, if we ask very politely,

Tigger will come out.

Please do no knock, ring bell,

or otherwise disturb the genius.

Or perhaps we should have mentioned

that it's a beautiful spring day

and we're going on a picnic.

And P.S., no time for picanics.

[buzz saw]

[hammering]

Aw. Poor Tigger has been in there all winter.

And spring.

And now all summer, too.

- [hammering] - Uh, did we mention winter?

[jackhammer]

Rabbit: This has gone on much too long.

I'll get him out if I have to--

Ah, just in time to hear me announce my announcement.

My invention is invented!

Behold the dawn of a new error.

Bet you never seen anything like that before.

Well, uh, no, Tigger, I can't say that I have.

Mm, not recently.

What exactly is it, Tigger?

What is it? Hoo hoo hoo!

I don't know, Tigger. [giggling]

That's why I asked.

Perhaps you'd like a little demonstration?

[motor chugging]

No more back-breaking work for long ears.

Not with this one-of-a-kind kind of invention.

Just watch how handily it handles these vegebibbles.

[tires screech]

And better than don't,

this isn't all my invention can do.

No more climbing honey trees for Pooh,

not with my invention bringing honey trees to you.

I don't think it will fit into my cupboard.

- [buzzing] - Oh, my.

Yipe!

Hoo! If you think that's something,

wait till you see how it house cleans.

Piglet: Oh, dear.

Why, that floor's so clean, you can eat off it.

Yes. I suppose I'll have to.

Tigger, your invention is--

No, no, no, bunny boy. I got no time

for a lot of mushy-gushy thank-you-very-muches

because I feel another invention coming on.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

This meeting is to decide what to do about we-know-who.

I don't believe I know who. Do you?

I don't think it's you, Pooh.

Then is it you who's who?

Tigger, that's who.

Oh, I'm glad Rabbit knew.

Me, too. [giggling]

Now, if we might continue,

I don't know how you feel,

but speaking for myself,

that invention is a menace,

a disaster!

We've got to get rid of it!

All in favor say aye. Aye.

- I-- - The ayes have it.

Suggestion approved.

I think I know. [giggling]

Is it Tigger who's who?

Tigger, I just want to say--

Thank you. Thank you

from the bottom of my stripety heart.

If it hadn't have been for you guys,

I never would have started inventing inventions.

And thanks to your encouraging remarks,

I've taken the inventing of inventions

to new depths.

I present my new improved

invention to end all inventions!

Piglet: Oh, dear.

Uh, what does it do now, Tigger?

I'm glad you asked, buddy bear,

because that's the beauty of this baby. Hoo hoo!

It'll do this, and it's a whiz at doing that.

But don't forget how well it does this and that.

Why, this thing's so super-incredibibble,

it's inventing its own inventions.

Oh, d-dear.

Oh, my!

I must be a bigger genius than I thought.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Oh, d-d-dear!

Why, Pigalet, I think it likes you.

Oh, my!

That's it, bunny boy. Hoo hoo!

Take one of them home with you.

Ohh! Ohh!

Keep it, Pooh Bear, with my compliments.

How gratifrying to see satisfried customers.

- Help! - Help me!

- Oh! - Please!

Oh. At least I've gotten away from Tigger's, uh, friends.

[knocking]

Come in.

[buzzing]

Oh, bother!

Shoo! Go away! Get out of here!

Oh, my.

Oh, p-please go away and leave me alone,

l-l-little inventions.

Tigger, we know you're in there,

so you might as well come out.

I wish I could, bunny boy,

but I'm kind of busy at the-- whoo!

Not a bath. Anything but a b-b-bath!

Help!

Take no prisoners!

The little guys got carried away

and carried me away.

Tigger, this thing

has caused nothing but trouble from the start.

Oh, I guess you're-- [sniffle]-- right.

My inventions have been messing things up.

I'm just a flat-out, outright, downright failure.

I'll never be able to show my handsome face again.

TTFG:

ta-ta for good.

We can't let him not show his handsome face ever again.

Don't worry, Pooh Bear.

We'll talk Tigger out when he calms down a bit.

Oh, well, we'd better get home.

It's getting late, and this snow is getting heavier.

Piglet: Hello? Is anyone out there?

It's me: Piglet.

If you have a few moments,

I'd be very grateful if you saved my life.

There's nothing to worry about, Piglet.

Pooh and I are here.

He's stuck till spring.

Or perhaps we could help if we had...help?

Well, I'd like to help you,

but I've only been moping for three days now,

and I figure I'm just getting started.

Then we'll have to dig him out ourselves.

This is all your fault.

And I ought to know because I made you.

[motor chugging]

Guess I'd better get it back

before it makes somebody's life unlivibibble.

Uh, well, it's a start.

- [motor chugging] - What's that?

It sounds like-- Oh, no! It is!

It's Tigger's destruction on wheels!

Both: Yaah!

Once I get it home,

I can go back to being depressed.

Oh, thank you for digging me out.

Actually, Piglet, we didn't.

It was--

[coughing]

My invention is-- [sob]-- gone.

There, there, Tigger. It gave its all to save Piglet.

If your invention hadn't dug me out,

I could have been stuck for a very long time.

Well, of course it saved Pigalet. Hoo.

I built it to clear snow in the first place. Didn't I?

Yes, Tigger, you did.

And it cleared that snow right up. Didn't it?

It certainly did, Tigger.

So it's oblivious what I got to do next.

It is?

I'm gonna invent another invention.

It'll be stupendious, colossical,

and did I mention monumentous?

Oh, my.

It'll be so incredibibble,

so unbelievabibble,

why, even I won't believe it.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Thank you, Pooh.

Oh, it's so very nice of you

to go out of your way to help us.

Why, you're very welcome, Kanga.

But exactly where is it I'm going?

Why, you're not going anywhere, Pooh.

You're babysitting the boys while Owl and I go somewhere.

Why do they call it babysitting?

We're not babies.

It is most patronizing.

It reminds me of the time--

Hoo, yes. The care of children

is life's most important task.

Isn't that right, young Dexter?

Oh, indubitably, Cousin Owl.

Come on, Dexter.

Be good now, children,

and pay attention to Pooh Bear.

Roo: We will, Mom.

[Roo, Dexter giggle]

Hoo, it's so nice to see Cousin Dexter

with a playmate his own age.

[clatter]

Oh.

Well, it is much easier

to put things back

if they're somewhere else first.

We're sorry, Pooh Bear.

We'll be delighted to assist

in any recuperative maintenance you may require.

Uh, no, thank you.

Just help me clean up,

then perhaps we should pay a visit to Christopher Robin.

He has a much larger house to untidy.

And you can be the more delighted

to see one another there.

Christopher Robin: You got here just in time, Pooh.

I've been working very hard on this.

It's my very first science project.

You know, for a science project,

it looks very much like a box with holes in it.

Silly old bear. The science isn't the box.

It's what's inside the box.

Woman: Christopher Robin,

would you please come down here

and finish your homework?

Okay, Mom.

I'll be back as soon as I can.

Let's peek inside and see what science looks like.

Oh, d-d-dear.

What if it doesn't like being looked at?

I'm certain it would prove most edifying.

Wow!

So that's a science project.

[giggling]

It's outside,

only it's inside.

Tigger: Hmm. But what's inside this inside outside?

[yawn]

It's a-- gasp-- bug!

[chittering]

Yipes!

Hooray! We save Christopher Robin's science project.

What about my science project?

Heh heh. We saved it.

There was a big old bug in it.

But we evicted it posthaste.

Yeah, then we got rid of it.

But that bug was my science project.

If I don't have a bug, the whole thing will be ruined.

Ha ha! Don't worry, Christopher Robin. Ha ha!

We're even better at catching bugs

than losing them.

Thanks, guys.

But, Pooh Bear,

where would a bug, being a bug, be?

I don't know, Piglet. [giggling]

I'm not a bug.

Aw, hoo hoo, any bug worthy of the name

is usually bugging Rabbit.

[bugs chittering]

[chittering]

[chittering]

[chittering]

Go, go, go, go.

All right, you thieving pipsqueaks,

I know you're out there.

Aha! I'm going to get every one of you bugs

If it's the last thing I do.

Retreat! Fall out!

Why, you were right, Tigger.

Rabbit seems to have a great many bugs.

We'd better grab one before old long ears flattens them all.

Come out and fight like, well, like bugs.

Hiya, bunny boy. We need a bug.

You got one to spare?

A bug? What for?

Don't you know the only good bug is, well,

there aren't any good bugs.

Please, Rabbit.

Yes. Without a bug,

Christopher Robin's science project

will be most unscientific.

Fine. Grab any bug you like.

I have an entire garden full right here.

Tigger: Looks like they bugged out on you.

Piglet: What will we do now?

Hunt them own like the dastardly little crawlies that they are.

Tigger, can Dexter and I go, too?

Yes. As the ones who inspired the insect's escape,

we share primary responsibility for his replacement.

Nope.

Bug hunting is too dangerous

for kid types.

Dangerous? Oh, dear.

Pooh will keep us safe on the quest.

won't you, Pooh?

Of course I will. [giggling]

What's a quest?

Out of the question.

You'll just have to stay behind with Pooh

where you'll be safe.

And I suppose I'll have to go along,

or Christopher Robin will never get another bug.

Hmm.

Bug hunting. Of all the silly ideas.

Oh, dear. How can we correct our error

if we can't accompany the bug hunting expedition?

I have an idea.

See you, Pooh.

See you, Roo.

Uh, see you where, Roo?

Where it's safe, Pooh.

We're not going bug hunting.

We're going bug meeting.

Oh. [chuckle] That's nice.

Oh, bother. I don't think I can babysit Roo and Dexter

without Roo and Dexter.

I'd better go bug meeting, too,

whatever that is.

I don't believe I encountered

this part of the Wood before, Roo.

Me, neither.

Perhaps Tigger was right about bug hunting being dangerous.

I don't think it's the hunting part

that we have to worry about.

[animal snarls]

It's finding our way home afterwards.

[sobbing]

Roo: It sure is spooky out here.

Hoo, losing our way is, I fear,

the consequence of misleading our appointed guardian.

I guess you're right.

But we do owe Christopher Robin a bug.

Oh, boy. [chittering] Yum yum. Eat 'em up.

And all we got is lost.

We may be temporarily misplaced,

but at least we won't go hungry.

Wait a minute. Where's our lunch?

Yummy. [laughing]

And I'm really hungry, too.

I wonder if we should ever see our companions

or another meal again.

[sniffle, sob]

Poor little guys.

[chittering]

What are we going to do?

Both: Aah!

[sad chittering]

Roo: Look. A bug.

We found one after all.

I do so hope he's friendly.

And he found our lunch.

Hey, Mr. Bug, won't you join us?

Oh, boy! [chittering]

Thank you.

All we need now

is to find our way home.

I'm afraid the mathematical probabilities

of anyone coming to our rescue are astronomical.

Hello, Roo. Hello, Dexter.

I'm sure glad Pooh Bear doesn't know anything

about, uh, grammatical probables.

Indubitably.

How nice. You met a bug. [giggling]

A big bug.

[chittering]

Won't Christopher Robin be happy.

Dexter, if we take him back,

they'll put him in that dark old box

maybe forever.

Oh, how discomforting.

But Christopher Robin did say

that his science project was extremely important.

My. This looks far more like bug hunting

than bug meeting to me.

Tigger: Right, buddy bear.

[giggling]

We're up here working on "stragety."

- Tigger. - And Piglet and Rabbit.

Never. Never again.

Christopher Robin: He's huge.

I'm going to have the best science project

in the whole class.

Uh, Christopher Robin.

Yes, Roo?

He's kind of our friend.

Yes. And we wish to know

if he will have to remain a science project forever.

[laughing] Don't worry, guys.

As soon as I show him in school tomorrow,

I'll let him go.

Really?

That's great!

Just what I need: another bug,

and such a hungry one.

- Goodbye. - Good luck.

[sad chittering]

Goodbye.

[chittering]

Uh-uh. Hold it right there.

Huh-uh. Uh-uh. No, no, no.

Aww.

Wow!

[bugs chittering]

[laughing]

Do you know what Dexter and I think, Pooh?

Why, no, Roo. I don't believe I do.

We agree that you are a most proficient babysitter.

[Pooh giggles] Indubitably.