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♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I got to be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

♪♪ [fanfare]

Tigger: Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

It was nice of Christopher Robin

to let us use his fun stuff while he's gone.

Yes, and it's too bad we're not having any fun.

Oh, d-d-dear.

Say, little Piglet, did you find something to do?

Oh, oh, dear. I was just--

No, no. Don't tell me.

Hmm. I got it.

You was hide-and-seeking, and I seeked you.

I won, and I didn't even know I was playing. Hoo hoo!

Oh, I wasn't really hiding, Tigger.

You see, the thunder--

I'll say you wasn't hiding.

Here, let me show you how.

The only thing tiggers do better than seeking

is hiding.

There. Hoo! Now I'll never find you, Piglet.

Why, I believe Piglet's right here, Tigger.

Well, that was exciting.

What will we do now?

There's all sorts of fun hiding around this house.

All we got to do is seek it.

And where, pray tell, are we supposed to start seeking?

Say, Pooh boy, you seeked Piglet pretty good.

So where do we go to seek out some fun?

Mm. Well, it seems to me

that we certainly can't seek out

because out is so very wet as to be out of the question.

So what's up, Pooh boy?

[giggling] Up.

Oh, dear.

Isn't up closer to the thunder?

If you ask me, not that anybody is,

Pooh means we might find something fun to do

up in the attic.

The attic? Yipes!

Isn't that the dark, scary place where things go...

that are never seen again?

Don't be silly, Piglet.

Attics are where things are stored for a rainy day.

- [thunder] - Yelp!

And that's today.

There's nothing to be frightened of, Piglet.

Attics are full of awfully interesting things.

I think it's the "awfully" part that worries him, Rabbit.

- Oof! - Oof! - Oof!

Hawmp!

To make a long story short, uh-oh.

Tigger: Hoo! We're going to have fun just getting there.

We are?

Sure. We might even run into some spookables.

Oh, d-d-dear.

Spookables!

Don't be ridiculous, Tigger.

There's absolutely nothing to fear,

especially with Pooh leading the way.

Tigger, Eeyore: Pooh?

Yes.

Yes, indeed.

Pooh is, as Tigger pointed out,

the best of us at seeking.

It's only fair he should have the honor of going first.

Oh, are you really going to go first, Pooh?

Yes, Piglet.

It seems that I am.

Very slowly.

I'm glad no one thought about donkeys going first.

You go right ahead, uh, Pooh.

[creak]

Uh, uh, my, that was close.

Oh, it's awfully dark in here.

Don't worry, little Piglet. Hoo hoo!

Nothing can get us in here.

Unless it got in here first.

Ooh! My goodness gracious!

It appears this step is safe--

[giggle]-- but noisy.

Shall I go on, Rabbit?

Tigger?

Faster!

[panting]

That was close.

Now we should have nothing to worry about.

- [knocking] - If we're so safe,

why is my heart still k-knocking?

That's not your heart knocking. It's--

- [knocking] - [gulp]

It's-- Oh. Oh, my.

Somebody, or something, at the door.

That's a relief. Hoo hoo!

For a second there, I thought we were in trouble.

Tigger, no!

Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear.

Hello, everyone.

Have I missed anything fun?

[giggle]

Oh, Pooh bear.

Now that we're all here,

what are we going to do about it?

We're going to have some fun if it's the last thing we do.

So let's get busy and find some fun.

If, uh, no one minds, I'll just wait here.

Fun can be too much for very small animals,

of which I'm one.

Tigger: hoo hoo hoo!

Dummy coming through!

Yipe!

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Oh, dear, I'm trapped.

Say, this thing is kind of hard to steer.

Help!

[crash]

Are you all right?

I'm fine. But I can't find Piglet.

You found him, Tigger. You just didn't know it.

What do you know? Hoo hoo!

I was using my head the whole time,

and I didn't feel a thing.

And Piglet's found a friend.

Say, there's a whole gang of the little guys.

I think Piglet's found more than friends.

He's discovered the way to spend our rainy afternoon.

Congratulations, Piglet.

I was sure you had it in you.

Or perhaps I should say you had it on you.

[giggle]

Chess is a wonderful game for a rainy day,

but some of the pieces are missing.

Yeah? Which ones?

Uh, which ones?

Well, the, uh, magician is not here.

And, uh, there's no bishop.

Say, the bish-up sounds like my kind of guy. Hoo hoo!

And the knight is missing, a very important piece.

Is there any way of unmissing them?

Well, I suppose we could look for them.

Oh, you mean search the whole dark, spooky attic?

That's the idea, Piglet.

We'll make an adventure out of it.

Oh, [chuckle], good.

We'll split up and meet back here.

Tigger, you look over there.

Pooh, you go that way.

Eeyore, you look over there.

And, Piglet--

Yes?

You go look in that old trunk

for the missing knight.

Oh, dear.

All right, let's get cracking.

The sooner we start, the sooner we finish.

Unless we don't start at all.

Didn't anyone find anything?

I found this.

Eeyore, there aren't any dragons in the game of chess.

I suppose it all depends

on the way you want to play it.

Well, we can only hope Piglet found something.

I don't think he did.

Why don't you think that, Eeyore?

Because I just found Piglet.

Hello, Piglet.

Hello, Pooh. Uh, no missing knights under here.

Then there's no way we can play chess.

Unless...

There is no unless, Pooh.

How can we play with missing pieces?

By playing the missing pieces.

Are my ears on too tight,

or is fluff boy making sense?

And Piglet will play the missing knight.

Me? But why?

Because you are what you can't find.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Come on, Piglet.

Let's see what we can find for very small k-nights.

Now that's what I call a k-night to remember.

And all dressed up for a midnight smackerel.

Now let's hurry and get ready

so we can get on with the game.

If you don't mind, we'll just sit here

and tell each other what time it isn't.

I can't be a knight.

Knights are large and strong and b-b-brave.

I'm just a very small piglet who hides under tables.

I must find the knight.

Oh, dear!

Well, are we all ready?

As soon as we find our knight.

Piglet! Where are you?

Whoops!

Oh, dear. There's no one here.

Now I'll have to play the knight.

Tigger: Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! K-night!

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Here I am, Tigger. Wait for me.

Piglet: Uh-oh.

Where am I?

There you are, you sneaky little k-night.

Hoo hoo! I knew I'd find you.

Tigger, what happened?

Tiggers? Where are they?

Better still, what are they?

Why, they're-- I mean, it's you.

It is?

Oh, yes. You're the one and only Tigger.

I like the sound of that, but I'm not Tigger.

I'm the Bishop of Bounce.

- See? - Yipes!

But you can call me Tigger if you want to.

It is a pretty spiffy name, after all. Hoo hoo hoo!

And you, little k-night, are just what I'm looking for.

- I am. - In fact,

the whole kingdom's been looking for you.

I'm probably not going to like the answer to this,

but I simply must ask.

Why me?

How are we supposed to fight the dragon

without a k-night in shining armor?

Dragon? Oh, dear.

You want me to fight a what?

Hawmp!

Hee-Hawmp!

A one of them: a dreadful dragon.

I really don't think I could fight a dreadful dragon.

You're a k-night, aren't you?

Oh, no. Not at all.

That's shiny armor you're wearing, isn't it?

Well, yes, but--

And k-nights in shiny armor

fight dreadful dragons, hmm?

Well, yes, but--

Then come on.

I've been looking for a k-night like you all day.

Hoo hoo!

You dare bounce a great wizard?

Do you want me to turn you into a snail?

Yeah, yeah. Hoo hoo. But later.

I got to get this k-night to His Royal Kingness.

Must be spring.

The knights are getting shorter.

Before the, ahem, interruption,

I was about to conjure one up myself.

So if you'll excuse me.

O great Whoozis and mighty Whatnot,

hear my magic words.

Eye of potato, ear of corn.

Say, not half bad. Not even a quarter bad.

Carrot cake and vegetable stew.

Bring us a knight...

who fights dragons, too.

Well-- [ribbit]--

where's the knight? Where is he?

Oh, no! Oh, my!

I'm a frog! A frog!

[ribbit] What went wrong?

See you around the lily pond, o great wizard.

Come on, k-night. I got to get you to His Royal Poohness,

the king of all Chessland.

King who?

King Pooh. That's who.

Hoo hoo hoo!

Greetings, Your Royal Royaltiness.

Oh, uh, is lunch served?

No, Your Most Lowly Highness.

I bring you good news.

I bring you one dragon slayer to go.

How very nice.

You've come to fight the dragon

who's been such a bother to us all?

Well, uh, no, actually, I was just passing through, and--

Hawmp! Hawmp!

[braying]

Oh, my. Will you look at the time?

I really must be going.

If I'm not back soon, start the dragon fight without me.

Oof!

Eh, can't go slaying dragons

dressed like that. Nope. No, sir.

Just won't do.

Yep. I can see possibilities here.

Oh, I don't know about this.

That's one top-of-the-line dragon fighting outfit.

Notice the quality fabric,

the low-cut hemline.

All the rage this year.

It's you, K-night Piglet.

It's you.

Just look at how that shiny silveriness

sets off your eyes.

Rabbit: No. No, no, no.

You dare swat a wizard?

Hmm. The nerve.

Hmm. This suit of armor is missing something.

Perhaps someone else to wear it?

Ah! Jumpin' crawdaddies.

I know. What you need is a shield.

A shield is all well and good,

but to fight a dragon, he needs a magic shield.

[chuckle] If you'll excuse me,

I really do have to be somewhere.

Somewhere where?

Somewhere else?

Okay, a magic shield.

But no chartreuse.

I simply will not touch chartreuse.

By dingie, a shield as good as this

doesn't need any magic mumbo-jumbo.

Hmm. Without my magic,

it's just a silly pile of metal.

I'm the shield expert around here.

And I'm the whiz at wizardry.

Oh, keep telling yourself, Piglet, it's just a dream.

It's just a dream.

Don't look now,

but we're short one short k-night.

Here, boy. Here, k-nighty k-night.

Why, I do believe I see a knight now,

and he's crawling toward the door.

It's just a dream. It's just a dream.

Look at how bad he wants to fight.

that dreadful dragon.

Uh, heh heh, if you'll excuse me,

I think my horse is double-parked.

Ah-ah-ah. Doesn't seem too likely,

seeing as how horses haven't been invented yet.

Hawmp!

Uh, perhaps you might save my kingdom now,

while there is still a kingdom to save,

Uh, first I must cast the magic spell

to make his shield unbreakable.

Alakazam and hullabaloo,

make this shield strong as ten shields times two.

Uh, some days it doesn't pay to get out of the nest.

Hawmp!

Hurry, Your K-nightliness! We're running out of time,

not to mention castle.

No, no, no. I have one last spell,

the most powerful spell of all.

It will turn you

into the largest, most heroic knight ever.

Oh--

- However-- - ...dear.

...this spell will only work once.

So do not use it until you absolutely must.

You simple repeat these words.

Magnificent magic most mysterious,

make meek me make a monster into mozzarella marmalade.

What is going on with these spells?

Oh, don't feel badly.

I can't spell very well, either.

Hawmp!

Magnificent m-m-magic

m-m-most mysterious.

Oh, m-m-my.

I'm just going to have to put my very small foot down

and say "I'm not a real knight,

"and so I cannot fight your dragon.

I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is."

Everyone, there's something I must say.

Yes, and so you shall

as soon as we have said what we must say.

You're our only hope.

You got to save us.

If you don't make marmalade out of that monster,

we'll be in a real jam.

And when you come back,

I will be happy to name you the Knight to Remember.

Now what did you have to say?

Uh, which way to the dragon?

- All: That way. - Very well. I'll do it.

It will be an honor to fight the dragon and save the kingdom.

[loud slam]

Hawmp!

Marvelous m-m-music,

make me meek as marmalade.

Oh, dear.

I hope the dragon doesn't mind my dropping in like this.

[ding dong]

[wind howls]

Oh, he must be away on a visit.

I'll come back later.

Hawmp!

Oh, d-d-dear.

Macaroni marmalade, uh,

mockingbird milkshake.

This isn't so very terrible.

Could use a few curtains and maybe some flowers and--

Hawmp! Hawmp!

I must remember I'm a b-b-brave

and f-f-fearless knight.

[braying]

It's up to m-m-me to save the kingdom.

Yipe!

Help!

You have nothing at all to f-f-fear, Piglet,

not with your m-m-magic shield which cannot be b-b-broken.

Hawmp!

[braying]

I suppose I really should expect this

from a wizard who turns himself into frogs.

Magnificent m-m-mustard,

uh, mismatched m-m-mushrooms.

M-M-Moonstruck marigolds,

Magnificent magic most mysterious,

make meek me make a monster into mozzarella marmalade.

Oh, no. It didn't work.

I'm still me.

Eeyore: Worked for one of us anyway.

Who are you?

Formerly Eeyore the Dragon.

Now just plain old Eeyore.

You're the dragon?

Was. Got myself turned into one last week.

That's the trouble with this place.

Never know what you're going to get turned into.

Eternally grateful.

Don't suppose I'll ever be able to repay you.

I believe I may know a way.

♪♪ [fanfare]

Brave Piglet,

who rescued us from the dragon

and saved the kingdom, and all before lunch,

I name you, before I forget, the Knight to Remember.

Oh, [chuckle], it's all in a knight's work.

And now, Knight Piglet,

is there anything we can do for you?

Well...

To grant the wish

of Knight to Remember Piglet,

the Knight to Remember is now--

[chuckle]-- Eeyore.

Words fail me.

If you'll excuse me,

I really must get back to my trunk.

- Goodbye. - Good night, k-night.

Don't forget to write, knight.

Tigger: Here, Piglet, Piglet.

Here, Piglet, Piglet.

Rabbit: Piglet, where are you?

Why are you hiding yourself in there?

Oh, but I wasn't hiding. I was--

It's only a bit of a rainstorm.

Nothing to be too scared of.

Oh, I'm not. I was just--

Was it perhaps, Piglet,

that you were too timid to be our knight?

Well, yes, Pooh. [chuckle] I was.

But I'm not anymore.

Then come along, everyone.

Let's finish this chess game.

Hawmp!

Hee-hawmp! Hee-hawmp!