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♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I gotta be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

♪♪

♪♪

Pooh: [chuckling]

Ahh. It's always nice to start off the day

with a well balanced breakfast.

[crashing]

[chuckling]

Perhaps breakfast wasn't as balanced as I thought.

I know what's the matter.

I haven't had dessert.

Why, my paw seems to have

forgotten it's way to my mouth.

[knocking]

I wonder who that can be?

Good morning, Pooh Bear.

Thought we'd join you for breakfast.

Thank you all,

but I'm afraid you may have to find

someone else to eat all this honey.

I can't seem to eat honey anymore.

All: Can't eat honey?!

Tigger: That's ridickerous.

Pooh bears always have room for honey.

Ohh. You see what I mean?

This is serious.

Pooh has never lost his appetite before.

I suppose a lost appetite should be very easy to find.

Especially one as big as yours.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

All we have to know is where you left it.

Perhaps Owl knows.

Yeah, he's always gettin' lost in thought.

Whoo, can't eat honey?

I say, that doesn't sound like the Pooh Bear I know.

Are you absolutely certain that this is in fact

Winnie the Pooh?

I think I'm me.

Hmm. Pooh Bear is missin', and so's his appetite.

[gasps] It's a regular crime wave.

And somebody's gotta wave back.

This is a job for...

Tigger, private ear.

Are you now or have you ever been

any Pooh Bear generally known

and publicly recogonized as Winnie the Pooh?

Oh! Were you speaking to me?

Not sure, eh?

All right. Whoever you are,

spill the beans.

Why, I haven't got any beans, Tigger.

Uh, perhaps Rabbit has some in his garden.

What have you got to say about that, long ears?

Why, yes. I have beans in my garden.

But I'd never spill them.

Just a ding-dang minute!

Rabbit's not the one on trial here.

Oh, yeah.

I was just testin' ya. [chuckles]

What did you do with our pal Pooh, Pooh?

I'm sure I'm around here somewhere.

He certainly looks like Pooh Bear.

Jumpin' crawdaddies!

He must be wearin' a disguise.

Hmm. He does look a great deal larger

than the Pooh I know.

It's time for some scientifical private earin'.

Now we'll see who's buddy bear and who isn't.

The real Pooh could never resist

a smackerel of something sweet.

So, uh, how about some honey, bunny boy?

No, thank you, Tigger,

I've already had my breakfast.

Hmm. Pooh's not in there.

How about you, whoever you are?

Some sweet, golden honey, hmm?

Uh, no, thank you, Tigger.

I just brushed my teeth.

I know. I bet old buddy bear's hidin'

where you'd least expect it.

In buddy bear!

No, there's nothing in there I want.

A-ha! It's Owl. I mean, it's Pooh!

I mean-- [stammers]

You know what I mean.

I, uh-- Whoo, I--

Eh, I never would have guessed Owl was Pooh.

Oh, dear.

I do seem to have an attraction for honey,

don't I?

I must be Pooh.

Oh, bother.

But then where's Owl?

There's certainly not room for both of us in there.

Well, I'm not Owl.

Oh, I couldn't be Owl. I'm afraid of heights.

I've never heard of anything

so silly in all my life.

My family's always been gophers,

all the way back to great uncle Sidney.

Why, that reminds me of the time--

[gasps] Ahh! I'm talkin' just like Owl.

This is getting very confusing.

If I'm in Owl,

and Owl is in Gopher, then--

Where's Gopher?

Hmm. He's gonna be hard to find,

on account of because he's so small.

Oh, d-d-d-dear.

I'm sorry, Gopher, but I must be you.

I didn't mean to be.

All right, who's next?

Don't be ridiculous.

I can't be Piglet.

What would happen to my garden?

[gasps] Oh, d-d-d-dear.

Oh, no!

I have a very large feeling

I'm a very small animal.

Now, let me see.

I lost my appetite,

and then I lost me,

and now my friends are lost, sort of.

What should I, whoever I am, do?

Any private ear can tell ya that.

Find your appetite, and abra-candelabra,

ya find your friends.

Uh, b-b-but please hurry, uh, whoever you are.

Being such a very small animal

certainly is scary.

No time for fiddle faddle, sonny.

Let's get moving.

Ohh, yes.

It is almost time for something to eat.

Isn't it?

Say, where's Gopher?

Uh, I mean, Owl?

Well, time to flap the flight fantastic.

Ahhh!

Hm. This reminds me of the time my Uncle Torbit

mistook a plum pudding for a birdbath.

Come on, stranger.

We better find that appetite of yours

before this gets so confusin'

even I can't figure it out.

Tiptoeing would be a great deal easier

if you knew what it is that you're trying not to step iiii-in!

[thud]

Dagnabbit!

What's goin' on here, sonny?

How am I supposed to find a missing appetite

when folks are always droppin' in unexpectedly?

I don't know exactly what it is,

but Gopher doesn't seem to be himself today.

Listen.

Owl: Uh...

just another smackerel, if you please.

That's a Pooh Bear's appetite

if I ever private eared one.

Okay, appetite, hands up!

Your tummy has come to get you.

Yipes!

Ooh, company.

And you're just in time for breakfast.

Oh, d-d-d-dear.

Don't be afraid, Piglet.

It's just our friends Tigger and, uh... me.

[screaming]

[crashing]

Uh, if that door had been open,

it would have been a perfect landing.

Pooh Bear.

Both: Yes?

I may have discovered the whereabouts of your appetite.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! A clue.

Take us to it so I can get you all back to abnormal.

Follow me!

Well, here you are.

Thank you, Gopher,

for being Owl and taking me to wherever my appetite is.

[chuckles] Where is it?

It's right in there where Pooh would be

if he was Pooh.

Well, if you'll excuse me,

I really must be going.

Lots of things to do, you know.

[crashing]

Uh, that reminds me of one of the things

I didn't want to do again.

Hello-ohhh!

Do you think my appetite's really down there, Tigger?

There's only one way to find out.

Oh, bother!

Oh, my.

I certainly hope my appetite is nearby. [chuckles]

It would be a shame to have found all this honey,

and not be able to enjoy it.

Hello, Piglet. Uh, Gopher.

Uh, what are you doing here?

[slurping]

I was just tunneling by,

and thought I'd see what all the b-b-b-brewhaha was about.

Tunneling by?

Oh, bother!

Thank you, Piglet.

I mean, Gopher.

[sighs] I just wish...

I'd been able to find my appetite.

You know, sonny, for someone with no appetite,

you're sure eatin' a lot of honey.

[gasps] My appetite!

It must have been in the honey tree after all,

just like Gopher-- I mean Owl, said.

[chuckles] Does that mean I'm not Gopher anymore?

Yes, Piglet.

Everyone is who they weren't but are really.

All we have to do now

is find a way down from this honeeeey!

Tigger: Yet another mystical type mystery

solved by the defender of the weakly,

the champion of the undercooked,

the sleuther of the unsleuthable,

and general all around nice guy,

Tigger, private ear!

It certainly is nice to have everybody back to being--

[chuckles] Everybody.

Aww, shucks. It was kind of fun

when anybody was nobody,

and everybody was who they thought they weren't.

That's easy for you to say, Tigger.

You didn't have to be anybody.

I certainly am glad I got my appetite back.

[chuckles]

I was beginning to get very hungry.

But, you know, I have the strangest feeling

that we forgot something.

[screaming]

[crashing]

Gopher: Dagnabbit!

[crickets chirping]

My, isn't this a lovely day for a picnic?

Well, when my ears wigwag like this,

it means it's going to rain cats and dogs.

Oh, bother.

I hope they bring their own lunch.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Them ears of yours

must be on the fritz, bunny boy.

'Cause the only thing them clouds are full of

is sunshine.

Just to make sure the picnic won't get rusty,

I'll grab a closer look.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh, dear. What if he never comes down?

Oh, nonsense.

Tigger wouldn't dream of missing

my latest vegetable masterpiece.

I call it carrotà la carte.

[engine starts]

[tires screeching]

Pooh, this is t-t-t-terrible.

Oh, I don't think so, Piglet.

I still have a small smackerel.

Yoo-hoo!

Honey!

Piglet!

Oh, dear. Pooh, Rabbit, Tigger,

where are you?

[thunder]

Help! Pooh!

Help!

Pooh, help!

Where are you?

Piglet, where are you not going

in such a hurry?

I dreamed we were on a picnic,

and I lost you, Rabbit and Tigger.

I hope my dream never comes true.

Of course it won't come true, Piglet.

A dream can't come true while you're awake.

Are you sure, Pooh?

As sure as it's time for breakfast.

[yawning]

My, my, today simply flew by.

I'm looking forward to bedtime.

Bedtime?

Yeah, you know, Piglet.

Bed. Sleepy by.

Dreams.

Dreams?

Oh, dear.

But it's really quite early yet.

It certainly seems like an awfully late early to me.

W-Why not at all, Pooh.

I-I'm sure there's someone in the 100 Acre Wood

just sitting down to breakfast.

Breakfast?

But it's too early for breakfast.

There's only one way to find out for sure.

Is it time for be yet?

Piglet: Why, of course not, Rabbit.

We're hardly done with breakfast.

There's a whole new day ahead of us.

A new day?

Oh, Rabbit, you wouldn't happen to have

a very small something to--

All I have, Pooh Bear,

is a very large mess to clean up.

Oh, don't worry about a thing, Rabbit.

Pooh, Tigger and I will help you clean up.

There's lots of things we can do

besides go to bed.

You're right, little Piglet.

And we can celebrate with a picnic when we're done.

Picnic?

Well, I don't think a picnic is a good idea.

When my ears twitch like this,

it's a sure sign of rain.

Ears? Rain?

Oh, dear!

It certainly is a very small bed

for such a very frightening dream.

[knocking]

Hello, Piglet.

You ran away so quickly,

I forgot to say goodnight.

Goodnight, and pleasant dreams.

Dreams? Yipes!

No, Pooh, don't leave.

It's not going to be a good night.

I'm afraid to go to sleep,

'cause when I wake up, my dream will have come true,

and I'll be left all alone.

Well, perhaps that won't happen

if I stay awake with you tonight.

Oh, Pooh, would you?

I'm sure the dream will find it

much too crowded here and go away.

[chuckles]

Perhaps we should discuss something cheerful

to keep ourselves up.

Like honey.

Hives.

Bees.

Oh, dear.

Mmm.

[yawning]

Oh, bother.

This staying awake all night is awfully hard work,

isn't it, Piglet?

[sighs] Yes, Pooh, it is.

I don't suppose a teeny tiny nap could be arranged?

After all, whoever heard of a nightmare

coming true in the daytime?

But we can't sleep now, Pooh.

We promised Rabbit we'd help clean up his house.

And a promise is a promise after all.

[gasps]

I must stay awake

so that dream won't take my friends away.

If Piglet doesn't get some rest soon,

he's going to wear me out.

But he's afraid to go to sleep.

He had a scary dream.

We're going to have to get Piglet napping

without him knowing it.

I know.

Counting sheep will do it every time.

But we haven't got any sheep.

Don't worry, Pooh Bear.

Pullin' the wool over Piglet's eyes

is what Tiggers do the best.

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

You know, Piglet, if you look hard enough,

you might see more than just corn in this field.

Baa. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Baa, baa. - Look, Piglet.

There's a sheep.

And another. And another.

I wonder how many there are?

There's one.

That's one.

There's another one.

Oh, dear, Tigger?

Sorry, little Piglet, but if this keeps up,

I'll be snoozin' before you will.

Do you feel at all sleepy, Piglet?

No, not a bit.

Now, if you'll all excuse me,

I'm gonna go take a nice five hour ice cold bath.

Well, what are we going to do?

If staying awake makes Piglet feel safe,

perhaps we should just make him think he's asleep.

Yes. Then we can show him he's not going to lose us.

What a wonderful idea, Pooh.

[sighs]

We both know I'm never going to sleep in you again.

Bouncers away!

Am I dreaming?

Not yet, but sure as shootin' stars,

you will be,

'cause I'm the sandman.

Oh, no. I must be asleep.

Nighty night. Don't let the beddy bugs bite.

And now's our chance.

Why, hello, Piglet.

Are you ready to go on your picnic?

Oh, d-d-d-dear.

The dream. It's back.

Oh, my. There's going to be an awful storm.

Ohh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Great goin', bunny boy.

You almost got me fooled.

- [thunder rumbling] - I'm not kidding, Tigger.

There's going to be a monstrous storm.

Anything you say, long ears.

Okay, buddy bear, you're on.

Goodness me.

Where has everyone gone?

I do wish someone--

preferably a very small someone--

would find me.

[thunder]

Ooh! Oh, bother.

Say, I don't remember us puttin' that in Piglet's dream.

Oh, we didn't.

[thunder cracking]

Oh, this dream is even worse than the last time.

It is?

Yes, and you'll all be leaving me any moment now.

Don't worry, Piglet. [chuckles]

We're not going to leave you,

because this is not--

[thunder]

[wind blowing]

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh, no. There goes Tigger.

Help!

And Rabbit.

Oh, Pooh, don't let go.

Don't worry, Piglet. I can't let go.

I'm not hanging on.

[snapping]

Oh, bother!

Oh, dear.

I've been left all alone.

Guess I'd better get used to talking to myself,

since I dreamed all of my friends out of existence.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Piglet: Tigger?

[crashing]

Piglet. You found me.

Say, where are Pooh boy and Rabbit?

Oh, dear. Come along, Tigger.

We'd better find them before my dream ends,

and they're lost forever.

Um, uh, uh, Piglet,

there's somethin' you oughta know.

Not now, Tigger. We have to hurry.

Tigger: Are you sure we'll find long ears in this mess?

Oh, yes.

If we find carrots, we'll find Rabbit.

Ooh, look.

Oh, my.

Rabbit, are you all right?

Yes. And I'm certainly glad you found me, Piglet.

This certainly is a strange dream.

Where's Pooh?

Well, according to my dream,

he's stuck inside his honey pot somewhere.

Yeah, but Piglet, this isn't a--

Pooh: Yoo-hoo! Hello.

Has anyone seen...

anything?

- [grunting] - My.

Pooh. Oh, Pooh, I did it.

And I found you all.

I wouldn't mind at all if this dream came true.

But your dream did come true, Piglet.

Well, you see, little Piglet,

your dream, which was really our dream,

uh, which turned out not to be a dream after all,

came true.

- It did? - Yes.

And you lived happily ever after.

[chuckles]

And just in time for breakfast.

Now you can go to sleep without being scared, Piglet.

That's because I know my friends

will always be here when the dream ends.

Yeah. Any snoozer under the sun knows

that friends are real and dreams ain't.

What do you think, Pooh?

[snoring]

♪♪