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♪ Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
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♪ I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
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♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
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♪ I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
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♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
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♪ Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
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♪ Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
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♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪
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♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪
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♪ Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
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♪ At least every now
and again ♪
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♪ And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
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♪ It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
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♪ Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
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♪ Wherever you go ♪
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♪ Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
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♪ Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
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♪ It's me and it's you ♪
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♪ My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
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[clatter]
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Rabbit: Ya-ha-ha-ha!
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Oh, no, you don't,
you miserable millipedes.
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Take that, you bugs,
and that.
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This means war.
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Retreat! Retreat!
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Had enough, eh?
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Well, that'll teach you
to mess with my vegetables.
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Uh-oh.
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Fire!
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Aah!
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Another wild party
at Rabbit's house.
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Guess I'm not fun enough
to be invited.
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Maybe I should
work on my image.
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Let's see.
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Smile's still like new.
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Hardly ever use it.
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Now!
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[squawk]
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Eeyore: Oh, I see.
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It's a dance party.
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Don't know what
the problem is, then.
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Got twice as many feet
to dance with as most folks.
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I think I got it.
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I think I--
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Hawmp!
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What happened?
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You again.
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You're what's holding me back.
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Always tagging along,
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getting me into trouble.
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I think we've come
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to the tail end
of our relationship.
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What do you know?
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Feel like the life
of the party already.
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Ah!
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All right, you pests,
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it's payback time.
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[chittering]
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[coughing]
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Ah-choo!
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Where did those little
bugbarians go?
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Aha!
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Tell me where
your friends are,
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or I'll spray you
into next year.
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Behind me? Ha ha.
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You don't expect me to fall
for that old trick, do you?
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Yaah-hee-hee-hee-hee!
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Uch. Now that's what I
call dirty fighting.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, dearie, dear.
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Don't come any closer.
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I've got this, uh,
whatchamacallit.
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And halt!
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Mm! Ah!
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- [kissing]
- Mm. This gives me an idea.
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Might be more popular,
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but part of me
is a lot colder.
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Wonder if anyone's
even gonna notice.
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Mmmf!
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Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
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Hiya, donkey boy!
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Say, I almost didn't
recoganize you
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without your tail.
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We parted company
at Rabbit's.
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I'm much happier
without it.
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Can't you tell?
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Sure, sure.
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Only how will you
be able
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to tell your front
from your back?
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My tail always
took care of that.
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And since you're always
saying you're such a nobody,
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uh, won't you be
even less of a somebody
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with part of your
body missing?
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A tail's more
than just a tail, you know.
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It's a friend
who's always there
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to back you up
when you need it.
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You're right, Tigger.
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How will I ever get
the little guy back?
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Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
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You asked the right tigger.
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Ta-da!
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Stand up, pal,
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and slap a grin
on that face.
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Because Tigger, Private Ear,
is hot on your case.
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And take it from me,
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reuniting loved ones is
what us private ears do best.
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Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
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Now that's what I call
a worm wrangler.
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Sometimes I amaze
even myself.
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Whee-hoo!
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[chittering]
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All aboard for the
Dreamboat Island Cruise.
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Step lively now.
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Okay! Yahoo!
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Goodbye.
Have a wonderful trip.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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You vicious vermin.
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Now they'll be seasick
instead of lovesick.
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Bon voyage.
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Hello, Pooh Bear.
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Hello, Rabbit.
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I've come to see you,
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but you don't seem
to be home.
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What can I do for you
on this wonderful day, Pooh?
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Want to borrow some honey?
Break my china?
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Tie my ears in a knot?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Oh, I don't think I want
anything as important
as those things.
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Uh, what's that, Rabbit?
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Oh. Uh, why, this old thing?
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Oh, it's nothing at all.
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Far too unimportant
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for you to trifle with anyway.
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Well, Pooh Bear, it was
so nice to see to again,
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but I really must run.
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I'm afraid I'm much too
busy to even say good--
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If this thing's that
unimportant to Rabbit,
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I bet he'd really be pleased
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if I found an important
use for it. [chuckle]
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My tail.
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My best friend.
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It's gone.
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Hmm. Tails are just tails,
not legs.
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[gasp] Someone
had to help it run.
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You mean it's been stolen?
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Exactically.
I'll start my search
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by interrogating
the nearest
suspicious rabbit.
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Old long ears has always
got a tale to tell.
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[humming]
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- [knocking]
- Who can that be?
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Yes?
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Gotcha!
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Where were you
at 13:00 today?
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13:00? Why, I was--
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Where were you on the
night of the 43rd?
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I was--
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When was the next
to the last time
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you saw Eeyore's tail?
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Eeyore's tail? I don't know.
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And where does your lap go
when you stand up?
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Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Impressive, aren't I?
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Will someone please
tell me what's going on?
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I'm on a case.
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Oh, no. [gasp]
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I didn't think
it was that exciting.
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My worm wrangler.
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Someone took
my worm wrangler!
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Oh, boy! Another case!
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But what about my tail?
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Both: Not now, Eeyore.
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If my superstitions
are correct,
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these two crimes is related.
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But you don't have
any clues.
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Oh, no. The thief
took them, too!
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Who was the last
nogoodnik you saw
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nastying it up
around here?
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No one except Pooh Bear,
but he's--
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The criminimal mastermind
of the century.
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It's a case of very little
brain going bad.
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I have a sad feeling
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my tail's gonna come out
on the bottom of this.
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My tummy's telling me
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this whatchamacallit's
really a--
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a bee tickler.
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[giggling]
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[giggling]
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[giggling]
I was right.
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This certainly is
something to smile about.
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[buzzing]
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Uh-oh.
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Tickle. Tickle.
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Oh, bother.
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Is it time for a midnight
smackerel already?
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Whoops!
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[trundling]
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Hark!
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My private ears tell me
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that's the sound
of the getaway car.
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Yep. And it sounds like
it's getting this way.
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Aha! Trying to disguise
yourself, eh, buddy bear?
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Well, it won't fool
this super sloth.
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Yes, sir, buddy,
we're on to you
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for committing two--
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count them, two--
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crimes of the century.
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Who would have thought it
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of such a nice, gentle friend?
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Confess, you two-bit hood.
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Where's my worm wrangler?
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Yeah. Where is it?
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But what about
my tail?
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I don't have a tail
or a worm wrangler,
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but I'm sure Mr. Private Ear
can find them both.
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And perhaps he can find
my missing bee tickler, too.
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I love this job.
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Tigger: When the going
gets tough
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and the tough
start a-groaning
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because things get lost
or bent or stolen,
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never fear. Tigger
the Private Ear is here.
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When you can't see the woods
'cause there's too many trees
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and you can't find a needle
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'cause the hay
makes you sneeze,
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never fear. Tigger
the Private Ear is here.
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When feetprints
need following
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and clues can be found,
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when gumshoes
are pussyfooting
all over town...
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00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:08,245
never fear. Tigger
the Private Ear is here.
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Handcuffing and snooping
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and chasing down pests.
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Whatever the case,
it's what tiggers do best.
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Never fear.
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Tigger the
Private Ear is here.
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Oh, dear.
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[hooting]
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Forward, men. The chase is on,
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and I'm leaving no stone
underdone.
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this worm-wrangling,
bee-tickling,
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tail-nabbing rogue
is mighty slick,
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but Private Ear Tigger
is hot on this trail,
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and I haven't
missed a clue yet.
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Sure do miss my tail.
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Oh, my. I wonder
where they're going
in such a hurry.
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Oh, dear.
That certainly looks
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like a very small part
of a very large animal.
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Well, I really
must be going, too.
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Heh heh heh.
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00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:06,286
But don't bother getting
up to say goodbye.
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- [ping]
- Yipes.
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00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,130
Please. I'd rather be your
friend than your dinner.
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Oh, my. That certainly
is a relief.
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[gasp] You might
come in very handy
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for protecting me
from spookables.
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When you're
a very small animal,
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the list of spookables
is pretty big.
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[chuckle] But you
won't mind, will you?
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We've been marching
around for hours.
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Haven't you found
any clues yet, Tigger?
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Nope. I'm so clever,
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the thief ran out
of clues to give me.
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I got to help him out
by making up some of my own.
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What I can't figure is why
anyone would want Eeyore's
less-than-splendiferous tail.
261
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,826
It has to be one pitiful
little termite.
262
00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:52,583
Piglet's
little and pitiful,
263
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:55,173
and he doesn't
have a tail.
264
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:58,456
Probably just couldn't
stand it anymore.
265
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,378
Gasp! Piglet! That's it.
266
00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:03,575
I'm gonna make
private ear history
267
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,173
by sending Piglet
to the big house.
268
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,876
Oh, but, Tigger,
he's much too little
269
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,455
to live in a big house.
270
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,628
Uh, come along, Pooh.
I'll explain it to you later.
271
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:19,205
Tigger: Aha. There's
the little shifty shiftaroo
272
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,578
shuffling around his hideout.
273
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,753
The little guy sure fooled me.
274
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,710
He must be an incredible
master of disguises.
275
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:29,578
Shucks, he's so good,
I wouldn't be surprised
276
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:32,213
if even he really
didn't know who he was,
277
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,708
which means he'll
probably want to hire me
278
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:36,878
to find his missing person.
279
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,955
That's why I made
this Wanted poster.
280
00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:43,378
Now there's no way he can get
away from old yours truly.
281
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:46,955
There. My bully
bamboozler's
all finished.
282
00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,998
Don't move, false face!
283
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,710
We caught you pink-handed.
284
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:53,578
Caught me?
Caught me doing what?
285
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,133
Caught you looking like
this poster, of course.
286
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,825
You know, Tigger,
287
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,333
your poster really looks
288
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:01,963
more like that gentleman
over there.
289
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:04,288
Mm. You're right, Pooh.
290
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,631
Grab him!
291
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,955
Hoo, my word.
292
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:11,078
This reminds me
of the bell rope
293
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,133
Uncle Torbert brought back
from the Dark Continent.
294
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,325
Nuts. He got away.
295
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,133
And he took my bully
bamboozler with him.
296
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,245
Tigger, you're
the great private ear.
297
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,630
Do something.
298
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,245
That thief has got
to be stopped.
299
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:28,380
And that's just what I'm
going to do, bunny boy.
300
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,455
I'm about to shed some light
301
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:34,708
on the culprit's
dark and damp identity.
302
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,130
It's time to get
to the top of this mess
303
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,995
and clear it up
once and for all.
304
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,460
[ringing]
305
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,458
Hmm. They don't make
them like they used to.
306
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:51,826
I hope we're not
disturbing you, Owl.
307
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:55,213
We just want to expose you
for the jailbird you are.
308
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,958
It's my hypotenuse
309
00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:58,998
that Owl turned
to a life of crime
310
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
because he grew up
misunderstood.
311
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,460
I? Misunderstood?
312
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,128
Inconceivable.
313
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,875
Don't fight it, feathers.
You haven't got a chance.
314
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:11,075
I got a whole brain load
of circumserial evidence
315
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,423
proving my point.
316
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:16,328
Owl stole Piglet's
bully bamboozler
317
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,833
to guard
his ill-gotten grains,
318
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,713
and he took
Pooh's bee tickler
319
00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:23,828
to keep his pointy-tailed
minions in line.
320
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,883
What about my worm wrangler?
321
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,375
Who else would need it
322
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,625
to catch those
early morning wrigglies
323
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:32,495
but an early birdbrain
like Owl?
324
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:35,460
Well, I-- Really, I-- Hmm?
325
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:38,828
Yes, siree,
I can only conclude--
326
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,083
Hawmp!
327
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,083
My worm wrangler!
328
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,463
[gasp] My bee tickler.
329
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:47,578
My bully bamboozler.
330
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,883
Uncle Torbert's bell rope.
331
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:53,995
Hmm. You know, I have
seen this thing before.
332
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,420
Of course you have, Tigger.
333
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:58,576
It's always the last
thing you see
334
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,333
after Eeyore says goodbye.
335
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:05,503
I know no one cares except me,
336
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,580
but that's my tail.
337
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,503
Wait, Eeyore! That's it!
338
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,380
Your tail's the real
guilty party.
339
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:15,455
It plotted
its own disappearance
340
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,458
till you learned
to appreciate it.
341
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,248
I knew it all along.
342
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,130
Well, from now on,
343
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,705
me and him are going
to stick together,
344
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,708
no matter what.
345
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:30,288
I'm even going to let it
walk in front for a change.
346
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:32,581
Yaah!
347
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,253
- [thud]
- Hawmp!
348
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,713
Piglet: oh, dear.
349
00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:41,288
I think Eeyore forgot
he was at Owl's.
350
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,081
Too bad he didn't have
a little more hindsight.
351
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,293
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
352
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:46,631
I hereby declare
353
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,955
the case
of Eeyore's tail tale
354
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,578
artificially closed.
355
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,883
Well,
it's a good thing, too.
356
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,995
With all this private ear
foolishness,
357
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,750
I've lost my patience.
358
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,290
Lost your patience?
359
00:16:58,291 --> 00:17:00,331
Then I,
Tigger Private Ear,
360
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,633
won't rest till I find it.
361
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,245
How and will I ever learn?
362
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,960
Pooh:
"Once upon a time,
363
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:18,708
there were three
little," uh...
364
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:19,748
Hmm.
365
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:23,170
Oh, yes. Much better.
366
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,996
"Once upon a time,
367
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,330
there were three
little piglets..."
368
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,333
- and a honey tree.
- [buzzing]
369
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,883
In every story,
there's honey.
370
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,375
This time, Pooh, for once,
371
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:36,995
please, no honey.
372
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Well, I'm sorry, Rabbit.
373
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,880
For some reason, honey
seems to be on my mind.
374
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:46,705
Pooh Bear, it's the only
thing on your mind.
375
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,878
So please,
just tell the story.
376
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,165
All right, Rabbit.
377
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,076
Ahem.
378
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,713
The first little piglet
379
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,208
lived in a honey tree, and--
380
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,288
Rabbit: No.
381
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:01,833
He lived in a house
of straw, Pooh.
382
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,246
Pooh: Yes. A house of straw,
383
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,460
which was next
to a honey tree.
384
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,828
Rabbit: Pooh Bear.
385
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,423
And the little piglet--
386
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:17,496
Was scared out of his wits
by the big bad bunny.
387
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:21,710
It's supposed to be a wolf--
a big bad wolf.
388
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:24,578
Not anymore.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
389
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,173
Pooh, giggling: Yes.
390
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,996
So the big bad bunny
391
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,880
was looking for his
grandma's house, and--
392
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:34,495
Oh, my, Grandma,
what big ears you have.
393
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,710
Uh, what's in the basket?
394
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,463
[sigh] I should have known.
395
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:44,128
Say,
for a big bad bunny,
396
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,955
this bunny's
not being very bad.
397
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,328
For once you're right, Tigger.
398
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:51,713
We have lost track
of the story. Haven't we?
399
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:53,288
Ahem.
400
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:56,881
Let me into your house,
little Piglet.
401
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,705
What do I do, Pooh?
402
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:02,878
I believe you should
say no, Piglet.
403
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,705
No, Piglet.
404
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:08,248
Why, then I'll huff
and I'll puff,
405
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,880
and I'll blow
your house down.
406
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,880
Ha ha. Ahem. Not bad
if I do say so myself.
407
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:22,165
Oh, dear. And then
what happened, Pooh?
408
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,416
Then the second little piglet,
409
00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:26,376
who lived
in a house of sticks--
410
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:30,575
Tigger:
Say, kind of resembles
the Eeyore residence.
411
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,583
Pooh: And then
the Papa Bear said--
412
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:37,963
Looks like somebody's
been sleeping in my bed.
413
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,833
No, no, no.
414
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,463
This is another story
entirely.
415
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,128
The first little piglet
416
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,995
went to the second little
piglet who lived in--
417
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,330
Tigger: A house of cards.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
418
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,083
Oh, why do I bother?
419
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,576
And I suppose now
420
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,633
I have to blow
this house down.
421
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,415
I'll do it for you, long ears.
422
00:19:57,416 --> 00:19:59,456
I'll huff and I'll puff,
423
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,418
and I'll blow the house down.
424
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,633
Oh, bother.
425
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,705
I seem to have lost my place.
426
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,878
Um, I believe
this is the part--
427
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:14,625
heh heh-- where
the three little piglets
are all together.
428
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,955
How do you do?
I'm Piglet.
429
00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:19,208
- Me, too.
- So am I.
430
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,378
Pleased to make
your acquaintance.
431
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,455
No. The pleasure
is all mine.
432
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,628
No. It's mine.
433
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,205
Rabbit: Pooh Bear.
434
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:31,998
You finally have them right,
but what about me?
435
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,210
Oh, well. It's close
enough, I suppose.
436
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:40,708
Ahem. You little piglets
had better let me in.
437
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,883
Oh, who will save me--
438
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,705
uh, us now?
439
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,078
Never fear, citizens!
440
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,253
It is I,
the Masked Defender,
441
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,630
to the rescue!
442
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:55,325
No, no, no!
443
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,213
You don't belong here.
444
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,828
Whoops.
445
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:02,253
There is no Masked
Defender in this story.
446
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:05,880
Pooh, uh, just why
does the big bad bunny
447
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,205
want to get
into the house?
448
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:10,998
I believe he wants
to borrow some...honey.
449
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,710
[chuckling]
450
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:15,378
No. Not that.
451
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,705
Uh, he, uh, he wants, uh--
452
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:19,328
Tigger: To get
out of the rain.
453
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:23,626
That's it. No more.
454
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,375
This has gone far enough.
455
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,415
Big bad bunnies,
Papa Bears.
456
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:31,076
It's too much!
457
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,713
I'm taking over.
458
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,878
I'm going to tell this story
459
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,125
the way it's supposed
to be told. Ahem.
460
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:41,375
- [thunder]
- I'm going to huff and puff
461
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:44,205
and blow your tree down.
462
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,878
Oh, d-d-dear.
463
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,245
Whoo!
464
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,880
Pooh: And the three
little piglets,
465
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,575
who had all the honey
they wanted,
466
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,883
lived happily ever after.
467
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,125
The end.
468
00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:57,575
Oh, I love happy--
469
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,753
[sniffle]-- endings, Pooh.
470
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:02,000
Uh, but what happened
to the big bad bunny?
471
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,710
Uh, don't ask, Piglet.
Don't ask.
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