Original subtitles

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I gotta be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

♪♪

[metal clanging]

[fog horn blows]

♪♪

♪ I love the life on the piratey ship ♪

♪ Sailin' the 70 seas ♪

♪ But since we're surrounded by acres of woods ♪

♪ We sail on the land through the trees ♪

♪ Yo, ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free ♪

♪ Yo, ho, wherever we go, pirates is what we'll be ♪

♪ Swash all your buckles, the captain speaks ♪

♪ It's time to swab the deck ♪

♪ Rudder to tiller, your Robin is missin' ♪

♪ Will it be lunch time next? ♪

♪ Yo, ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free ♪

♪ Yo, ho, wherever we go, pirates is what we'll be ♪

♪ We sail for adventure, seek buried treasure ♪

Gopher: ♪ Diggin' it up is for me ♪

♪ Yo, ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free ♪

Pooh: Oh, yo-- [chuckles] How does it go?

♪ Pirates is what we'll be ♪

- [metal clanging] - [jack hammering]

What is going on here?

It's us, Rabbit.

We're pirates, you see.

And I'm the captain.

We're diggin' for treasure.

Not in my garden!

Go play somewhere else.

Piglet: Pooh, get the sail.

Aye, aye.

- Swab the mizzenmast. - Gopher: Aye, aye.

- Foot the yard arm. - All: Aye, aye.

[muttering]

[screaming]

I am not going to get mad.

I am going to teach them a lesson!

[slamming]

So Captain Piglet and his pitiful pirates

want to find buried treasure, do they?

Well, I'll give 'em a treasure.

A worthless one. [laughs]

And a map to help 'em find it.

- All: Whoa! - Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear.

Quick. Haul in the sail.

[screaming]

[water splashing[

Help! We're sinking.

Abandon ship. Tiggers and Tiggers first.

But, uh, what about Piglets?

Uh, Piglets?

Why-- [stammering]

It's their duty as captains

to go down with their ships.

Oh, dear. Are you sure?

Absotootly posilootly.

Then my last command as-- as captain is, uh,

Tigger, you're captain.

And as captain of this ship,

I hereby proclaim you captain.

- No, you are. - You are.

- Piglet: No, you. - Tigger: No, you.

- Piglet: No, you. - Oh, look.

Captain Piglet. A message in a bottle.

Did I hear someone yell?

Yeah, bunny boy. Look what we found.

A genuine treasure map.

Oh, why, so you have.

Oh, this belonged to my great, great, great uncle,

Long John Cottontail,

the most famous rabbit pirate ever.

And the only rabbit pirate ever.

Tigger: Find treasure is what Captain Piglet

and his pirates do best.

Come on.

Piglet: Six, seven, eight, nine,

ten paces from the rock.

The treasure. We found it.

And it's exacticly what I always dreamed of.

My very own X.

The treasure's under the X, Tigger.

You have to dig it up!

Oh. Hoo-hoo-hoo! So we do.

[metal clanging]

We found it!

Well, about time.

Well, what are we waitin' for?

Let's bash that dinghy open.

Oh, wait. If we open it here,

someone might come and steal it.

You're right, Captain Piglet.

Uh, we better stash it somewhere safe.

[banging]

Oh, I can hardly wait.

What do you suppose is inside?

Ooh, probably a whole bunch of fun stuff.

Pirates were famous fun lovers, you know.

But then again, it could be...

- honey. - Piglet: Honey?

Well, if I were filling a chest with treasure,

it would be honey.

[crashing]

On your marks.

Get set.

Let go!

[loud thud]

Piglet: Where'd it go?

Tigger: In the basement.

Piglet: But I don't have a basement.

Tigger: You do now.

[laughing]

Rabbit: [laughing]

I never dreamed the trick would turn out so well.

When they find that chest is full of rocks,

they'll think twice about tearing up gardens.

Ahh, Rabbit, you are a genius.

Genius. Genius.

Genius.

Yes. An absolute and complete genius.

[chuckles] That's what I am.

[gasping]

Genius, hm?

It wasn't a very nice thing to do, Rabbit.

Oh!

You built up all our hopes.

You got us all exciterated.

And what'd we get? Huh?

A bunch of rocks.

Uh, I'm sorry.

It was a joke.

It was just a joke!

A j-ohhhh-ke!

It was-- It was just a joke.

Just a-- Just a--

Oh, my.

It was just a bad dream.

Oh, no.

When they find out what's in that chest,

they'll hate me forever.

I've got to get it back

before they open it.

[snoring]

Now for the finishing touch.

Achoo!

Hello, in there.

It is I-- Achoo!

The ghost of Long John Cottontail.

I've come for my treasure.

Oooooooh!

Oh, dear.

It is the ghost of Long John Cottontail.

What do we do now?

Uh, uh, you better go talk to him,

Captain Piglet.

[stammering] Me?

Perhaps we should just give him his treasure.

Um, after all, it is his.

Nah, just tell that ghost it's finder's keepers.

Lower the draw bridge.

[squeaking]

Arrr! I've come for what's mine, and--

My goodness.

He seems to have disappeared.

Yeah. [gulping]

Ghosties do that, you know.

Tigger: Come on. We gotta open that treasure

before Long John Boogely Bones comes back.

Gopher: Eh, why didn't I think of it before?

We'll blast it open.

Piglet: Don't forget.

We have to share it with Rabbit.

Share? With me?

Piglet: If Rabbit hadn't shown us where to dig,

we never would have found the treasure.

Part of it is his.

Oh. When they see those rocks,

they'll never speak to me again.

Oh, my.

There's no way I can stay here.

Not with them not liking me.

The only thing left for me to do,

is move away.

- Tigger: Rabbit! - Oh, my.

They're coming. Oh, no!

Tigger: Oh, Rabbit.

Pooh: We're going to open the treasure, Rabbit.

Rabbit: Oh, no. I-- I don't want any part of it.

He doesn't want any part of it.

What an unselfish guy.

No, no. Please, no.

Ah, don't worry.

One push of this thingy,

and the whole thing goes kabingy.

Ahem. Ten, nine, eight,

blast off.

[explosion]

No! Don't look.

It's-- It's not the right chest.

That Uncle Long John, he was such a kidder.

[chuckles] Probably put the treasure in some other chest.

Yes, uh-- He, uh--

Oh, he-- he forgot to put a treasure in it.

Buried an empty chest.

Rabbit, do you see that?

All right. I confess.

It was me. I put the rocks in there.

I wanted to teach you a lesson

for tearing up my garden.

There never was a treasure.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh, my goodness.

[gasping] Wonderful.

Stupendous!

Fantastical.

This is exactly what I've been looking for

to stop my chair from wobbling.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! What a great nut cracker.

Just what I need to prop up my winch bolts.

Hmm, I didn't think they made 'em this size anymore.

Oh, it's every treasure we ever dreamed of

right here in this chest.

But, th-- they're only--

And this is your share, bunny boy.

Uh, but, uh-- but--

Now, that's all right.

Although it is a very rare and valuable doorstop, um--

Yeah, probably belonged to

your great, great, great uncle Long John.

Why, uh, I-- I-- I hardly know what to say.

- Uh, I-- - But we do.

Thank you, Rabbit,

for helping us find this treasure.

And-- and thank you all

for this rare and valuable doorstop.

Ah-harrr.

You found me buried rocks, did ya?

All: Ghost!

♪♪

Pooh: [humming]

[glass breaking]

Empty. All empty.

Honey jars are only good for so many smackerels

before they're all smackereled out.

Goodbye, dear friend.

I hope you like your new home

at the dump.

Hiya, buddy bear!

Uh, whatcha doin'?

Packing up my old honey jars.

Pooh, packin' up?

You see, I'll be leaving soon to go to the--

Leavin'?

Pooh? Pooh? Where'd you go?

Where'd you go?

[gasping] He's gone.

I gotta tell the others.

Oops. Excuse me.

Oh, Pooh boy. Not gone yet.

[chuckles]

Don't do nothin' 'til I do nothin'.

How very odd.

I wonder if it was something I said.

Hey, donkey boy. Did you hear?

Buddy bear's movin' away.

Worst news I've heard since I lost my house.

Which was about two seconds ago.

Piglet: Moving away?

Oh, d-d-d-dear.

I miss him already. [sniffling]

Pull yourself together, Piglet.

He ain't gone yet.

Oh, my. Oh, dear.

Pooh's moving away.

We must do something.

I got a terrifical idea, long ears.

How about we throw buddy bear

a surprise goin' away party?

Maybe, but I have a better idea, Tigger.

How about you get off me!

- Everybody, shh. - Be quiet.

- All: Surprise! - Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Surprise!

Exactly whom are we surprising?

Oh, why, you, Pooh.

It's your surprise going away party.

See?

Pooh: I am surprised.

Why, I didn't even know I was going away.

Yeah, didn't you read the signs?

Uh, "goodbye."

Uh, "so long."

"We'll miss you."

Uh, Pooh, we even have going away presents for you.

A jar of honey!

It's just what I always wanted, Piglet.

How did you know?

Here you go, buddy bear.

Oh, thank you, Tigger.

Oh, thank you, Eeyore.

It's something sweet, sticky and golden.

[gasps]

So, Rabbit, what present do you have for me?

Well, uh, um, uh--

Look, a jagular.

Hey, I don't see no jagular.

Well, um, it was there yesterday.

Ooh, that was a close call.

Here you go, Pooh. Happy going away.

Thank you, everyone.

This is the best going away party I've ever had.

Actually,

it's the only going away party I've ever had.

[sniffling]

We're happy we made you happy, Pooh.

If I knew you cared so much about me,

I would have moved away years ago.

That's the most nicest thing I ever heard.

[sobbing] I'm gonna miss you, Pooh.

I can hardly believe you won't be with us.

[sobbing]

I know, Piglet.

I can hardly believe it myself.

Please don't make this any more difficult

than it already is.

We wouldn't want to disappoint our friends by staying

after the wonderful going away party they gave us.

It's not so bad.

We only have to go away long enough

to have gone away.

Then we'll un-go away.

And our friends will be so happy to see us,

they'll probably throw a coming home party.

This looks like a nice spot to have gone away to.

Now, all I have to do is wait.

There. That should be long enough.

I wouldn't want my friends to forget me entirely.

I just hope I remember what they look like

after all this time.

Hello, Pooh. Back so soon?

You look familiar.

Guess I'm pretty easy to forget.

Name's Eeyore.

Of course.

I'd never forget a tail.

That's funny.

This looks very much like...

a Pooh Bear's house.

Nope. Couldn't be.

It's got an Eeyore in it.

See?

Pooh: Oh, bother.

I knew I shouldn't have gone away so long.

Goin' so soon?

I wouldn't want to overstay my welcome.

[knocking]

Hello. Do you remember me?

- I'm-- - Pooh. I'm so happy to see you.

Uh, what are you doing back so soon?

It's a long story,

and even longer when I tell it,

but at the moment, I'm without a home.

Then I insist you stay with me.

Why, thank you, Piglet.

I promise you won't even know I'm around.

[slurping]

Pooh, uh, do you think you'll be done with dinner shortly?

Uh, pretty soon it'll be time for breakfast.

Breakfast.

That's one of my seven favorite meals of the day.

Oh, bother.

Out of honey again.

Well, perhaps you're right, Piglet.

[chuckles]

Maybe it is time for bed.

Goodnight, Piglet.

- [snoring] - [crashing]

Oh, no. [snoring]

Oh, not my house. [snoring]

- [loud snoring] - Oh, d-d-d-dear.

What's that?

[rooster crowing]

[snoring]

[muttering]

Oh, at last.

Good morning, Piglet.

Did you sleep well?

[sobbing]

Poor Piglet.

He must be having one of those nightmares

you get when you're awake.

[water splashing]

Uh, Pooh, you really don't have to do that.

I know, Piglet.

But I want to do something to show my appreciation.

Pooh, I really enjoy having you here,

- but-- - [screaming]

But don't you think you'd be happier in your own place?

Um, maybe you should talk to Eeyore,

and ask him to leave.

Oh, I couldn't do that.

It would probably be best if I just lived with you.

Forever.

Yike!

What I mean is, uh,

it is your home.

You need to, uh...

stand up for yourself, Pooh.

Now, just practice saying,

"This is m-m-my home.

"I want you to m-m-move out."

This is m-my home.

I want you to m-move out.

[chuckles]

This is my home.

I want you to move out.

[chuckles]

This is my home.

I want you to move out.

Piglet, I think I have it.

Did you call, Pooh?

This is my home.

I want you to move out.

[stammers] But I--

[sighs] All right, Pooh.

[sniffling] I'll leave.

Good-- G-goodbye, Pooh.

Piglet. Where are you going?

Well, you told me to leave.

Oh, Piglet.

I was only practicing what you told me to say.

[chuckles] You know, Pooh,

you're very convincing.

Thank you, Piglet.

But I'm afraid I'm too convincing.

I can't ask Eeyore to leave.

Then what are you going to do?

The only thing I can do, Piglet.

Give Eeyore a house warming party.

Rabbit: Shh. Be quiet.

Piglet: That's my foot.

I bet old donkey boy will be surprised

when he sees the party we're tossing him.

- [laughing] - Can hardly contain myself.

Sorry to disappoint you,

but it's only me,

donkey boy.

Surprise!

I think it's a little late

on the surprises, buddy bear.

So long.

Goodbye.

We'll m-miss ya.

Nicest thing anyone's ever done for me,

throwin' me a goin' away party.

Should have expected it, though.

- But it's not a going-- - Don't worry,

I can take a hint.

Ta-ta for now.

Hmm, Piglet, old pal,

maybe I shouldn't have used the old signs

from Pooh Bear's party.

Hey, Eeyore, wait a minute!

You got it all wrong!

Oh, my.

A house warming party

with no one to warm the house with.

And I didn't even have a chance

to give Eeyore his present.

Well, come along, Piglet.

It's time I started to look for a place of my own to live in.

You know, Pooh, uh,

since you happen to be looking for a house,

and there doesn't seem to be

anyone staying in this house,

uh, perhaps you could live here. [chuckles]

You know, Piglet,

you're right.

There's something about this house

that feels very homey.

♪♪