Original subtitles

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I got to be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

[gargling]

[gargling continues]

Ah! Number one, brush teeth.

Done.

Number two, comb ears.

♪♪ [humming tune]

Happiness is making a schedule and keeping to it.

Ah! Why isn't everyone as organized as me?

And what's next?

Number three, prepare for party.

Party?

[screams]

I forgot!

I have 500 relatives coming at 6:00!

[stammering]

Oh, my! Oh, my! I gotta make-- I gotta make--

I've got to make a schedule.

The key to giving a perfect party

is an airtight schedule.

Just follow your list of things to do,

and the party will be a success.

List? When a tigger gives a party,

he just opens the door and hopes for the best.

This way's no fun.

Fun? Did you say fun?

This is a party? Who said anything about fun?

From 3:04 to 3:43, you'll bake cakes.

- Any questions, Pooh? - Just one.

How do you bake a cake?

Very simple, Pooh.

Add two egg whites, one cup of flour,

two cups of sugar, dash of salt, pinch of vanilla,

and then throw it in the oven and bake.

Understand?

It's 3:05, Tigger! You're falling behind schedule!

Piglet!

Two egg whites.

[chuckles] But they're all white.

No, no, no, no, no! The decorations are wrong!

This isn't a Halloween party!

One cup of flowers.

I'll save some time and sweep this dirt under the rug.

Tigger! 3:21!

You should be washing the windows!

You're behind schedule!

[gasps] Piglet!

It isn't an Easter party.

Was that one dash of salt?

Or one dish?

Now, we haven't been washing behind our ears, have we?

[chuckles]

Rabbit: Tigger! 33:22!

You're behind schedule again!

It, uh-- It's not a Christmas party, either?

- [rumbling] - Oh, my!

That's them! I can hear them! They're coming!

New schedule! New schedule!

Tigger, you no longer have 10 minutes to dust! You have 10 seconds!

- Piglet! - [chittering, laughing]

[clamoring]

- It's party time! - No, no, no, no!

No, no, no! Go away! Shoo! Shoo!

Come back in two hours!

Why don't you have the party now, Rabbit?

Because it isn't on the schedule.

I know!

[whistle blows]

Now, you bunnies go into the bedroom

with your Uncle Piglet--

- [bunnies cheering] - ...while he reads you a story

for the next two hours.

[door slams]

[groans]

Oh, dear.

Once upon a time, a long time ago...

You're taking too long, Pooh!

Time is wasting.

[rumbling]

Hello, Rabbit. Just came over to see how everything's going.

[explosion]

Boom! Went the big, mean giant

as he jumped off the beanstalk. [chuckles]

Just look at this mess.

And now the honey's gone!

I can get some more.

You bake another cake, Pooh.

Gopher, you get us some more honey.

You have-- Oh, no!

Fifteen minutes!

Hurry! Hurry!

We've gotta get back on schedule!

There. Everything's ready.

Right on schedule.

Then the big, mean giant gobbled up the whole village...

and lived happily ever after.

The end.

[wailing]

Where did the schedules say bunnies cry?

Where? Show me where?

Oh, Rabbit, I'm very sorry.

Rabbit: There's no time for sorry!

Keep these creatures occupied for the next hour.

Take them for a walk. Anything!

If I'm going to have this party,

and I am going to have this party,

I have to get things ready!

Give me 15 minutes to get honey, will he?

I'll get it in 10.

I know how to keep a schedule.

- Yow! - [buzzing]

[shouting]

It seems the only way

to get things done in a timely, efficient manner

is to do them myself.

And halt.

Uh, what are we stopping for, Pooh Boy?

If we hike too far, we won't be back in time for Rabbit's party.

[chuckles] Yeah. Good idea.

About face.

Oh, no! Look!

Oh, bother.

Done with 2.8 seconds to spare.

Let the party begin!

Uh, why, oh, where is everyone?

I distinctly told them to be here at 6:00 sharp.

It's right here on the schedule.

Ah! Must still be at Pooh's.

Those little insects think they can throw me off schedule, huh?

I'll show 'em.

Better add some more.

I wanna do this right the first time.

Where could they be?

Oh! They must be at Piglet's.

Calling all bunnies.

Calling all bunnies.

[chittering in distance]

Excuse me, Gopher.

Have you seen any bunnies about?

Don't bother me now, sonny.

Can't you see I'm behind schedule?

Oh, bother! We must find them soon,

or-- or--

Why must we find them soon?

Rabbit's party.

Here, bunny, bunny, bunnies.

Not at Piglet's, not at Tigger's.

Where is everyone?

They know they're supposed to be here on schedule.

Well, I planned this party for 6:00,

and it is 6:00.

I'll show them!

Come out, come out, wherever you bunnies are!

[chittering]

Follow them fuzzballs!

Whoa! You little bunnies!

That a away to the party.

Another slice of cake? Of course, Piglet.

Now, do you know what's next on the schedule?

Charades! Won't that be fun?

Pooh, would you start?

Go ahead, Pooh. Don't be bashful.

[chuckles] Isn't this fun?

But we're supposed to be having fun.

It's on the schedule.

It's on... the schedule.

How many more, Piglet?

Whew! That's the last of them.

[rumbling]

[explosion]

My goodness. What want that?

[clamoring]

I believe we're rather a bit late.

I'm sorry, Rabbit.

We've ruined your schedule, haven't we?

Guess there won't be any party, huh?

Of course, there'll be a party!

[clamoring]

Why, who needs a schedule for a party?

Parties are supposed to be fun.

And you can have fun whenever you want.

Ahh...

[chomping]

[blowing]

Help! Help! Tigger!

Tigger, you gotta save me!

Save my bestest buddy? [chomping]

Why, that's what tiggers do best!

I'll box 'em, I'll trounce 'em, I'll "massacrate" 'em!

Who did you say was after you?

My mama! She wants to give me a bath!

A bath!

But everybody knows baths is bad for you.

- Yeah! - Besides!

What's wrong with being dirty?

Yeah!

You'll never catch me taking one.

- Oh, Roo! - Quick, hide!

There. All this rhododendron needs is

- a little sunshine and-- - Tigger: Help!

Help! Help!

Piglet! Piglet! You gotta hide us!

We're fugitives from justice.

- But-- - If Roo gets caught,

- it's the end. - Kanga: Hello!

[clamoring]

Roo: I was here first!

Tigger: Let go of my tail.

Roo: Go see who it is, Tigger.

Tigger: Yeah, go see who it is, Piglet.

Yoo-hoo! Piglet!

Why, it's only Kanga!

Kanga!

Hide me! Hide me!

This way! Quick! Under here!

Nah. Too obvious. Aha!

My rhododendron!

It's a "Roododendron" now. [chuckles]

Piglet? Isn't anyone home?

Oh, hello, Kanga.

I was just--

Sorry to bother you, Piglet.

I just wanted to know if--

Tigger: Roo were here?

Nope! No Roo here. [chuckles]

Just this plant.

Actually, Tigger, dear, I just came to borrow some bubbly bath.

Oh, I guess, I, uh...

A lot of weather we've been having lately, huh. Mrs. Kanga?

Oh, yes. Quite alto.

But not nearly as much as last week.

Here's the bubbly bath, Kanga.

Thank you, Piglet.

Oh, look at the time!

I really must be going.

- Oh, boy. - Kanga: I almost forgot.

- Come along, dear. - Roo: Oh, Mom.

- I don't wanna! - Oh, no!

- She's got 'em. - Can't I stay?

Come on, Piglet. We gotta save the little feller.

But, Tigger, save him from what?

Believe me, buddy bear, you don't wanna know.

It's too horrible.

♪ At first, it's hot and "humidy" ♪

♪ And then it's downright wet ♪

♪ I can hear 'em holler, and they haven't started yet ♪

♪ They'll put him in a steamy vat ♪

♪ Until he's soggy-fried ♪

♪ He'll try to climb the slippery walls ♪

♪ But nowhere much to hide ♪

[indistinct]

♪ And no chance to get out ♪

[indistinct]

♪ When the stuff gets in your mouth ♪

♪ And you won't recognize 'em ♪

♪ On account of all the "wrinklage" ♪

♪ You'll be three sizes smaller ♪

♪ There's bound to be some shrinkage ♪

He's all washed up.

We've lost our furry friend.

♪ You can say good-bye to Roo ♪

♪ He's headed for the end ♪

Oh, my. What can we do?

There's only one thing to do.

But we'll need a very small animal like you to do it.

- Me? - Yeah!

While Pooh Boy here distracts Kanga,

I'll grab Roo.

Then you'll jump into her pouch,

and she'll think you're him.

And then?

Then when she discovers the old switcheroo,

we'll all shout, Ha-ha!"

- All of us? - Yeah!

She'll be so surprised,

She'll forget all about this whole horrible thing.

There's no other way?

It's this or the end.

Oh, dear.

Now, Roo, dear, it won't be that bad.

No, Mama, it'll be worse!

Okay, buddy bear, you know what to do?

[chuckles] No.

[Tigger laughing] That's great!

Go do it!

[clears throat]

Hello, Kanga?

Why, hello, Pooh Bear.

I was just wondering--

I mean, uh--

Did I happen to mention--

That is--

Have you ever noticed that...

tree over there?

Why, yes, Pooh.

It's a very nice tree.

It has leaves and everything.

Pooh: Now, about that tree.

I think I can see a bird in it from here.

- Kanga: A bird? - Pooh: Yes. Unless, of course, it's a fish.

Kanga: Oh... I don't see a bird or a fish.

Oh, I must have been wrong.

Oh, going so soon?

I think I remember something I have to do suddenly.

Well, we must be going, too.

- Isn't that right, Roo, dear? - Mm-hmm.

Good-bye, Pooh!

[stammering] Bye-bye.

Oh, boy! You saved me!

Yeah, we sure pulled the old switcheroo, didn't we?

Come on, Roo! Let's find the muddiest mud puddle there is

and jump in!

[both laughing]

Roo?

I've got a funny feeling we've forgotten something.

- Now then, Roo, dear-- - Uh-huh.

Uh-huh?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

What's wrong, Roo, dear? Water too cold?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Oh, you want more bubbles.

Kanga, I see the time has come to speak plainly.

[chuckles] Funny, little Roo.

But I'm not Roo, I'm Piglet.

Why, of course you are, dear.

And imitating Piglet's voice, too.

How clever.

But, Kanga, look at me.

I am looking, Roo, dear.

And I told you yesterday,

if you keep making faces like a piglet,

you'll grow up to look like a piglet.

And then think how sorry you'll be.

But, but, but--

- Scrubbly-bubbly! - But...

Getting dirty is great!

Yeah! Better than getting some icky old bath.

Yahoo!

- Yahoo! - [laughing]

Hey, let's see who can blow the biggest bubble.

Yeah!

On your mark.

Get set.

Go!

[explosion]

A sticky "predicalment."

[both straining]

Tigger, being dirty is fun,

but, uh, maybe we need some help?

You may have a point there, Roo, old boy.

Why, hello, Pooh.

Excuse me, Kanga,

but I believe I forgot to say,

"Aha!"

Pooh?

Oh, Pooh, tell her who I am.

She keeps saying I'm Roo, but I'm not Roo...

am I?

Well, you can't be Roo,

because Roo is out playing with Tigger.

Almost there, Roo boy.

But then whoever can this be?

I'm not quite sure.

[screaming]

Whoa!

Wait, whoever you are! Please come back!

Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

Piglet?

[gasps] Why, Piglet! It's you!

Yes, Pooh. That's what I was trying to tell you.

But, Piglet, you didn't look like you.

But now you do.

And I'm glad.

Me, too, Pooh...

very, very glad.

Mama, can't you get us unstuck?

[chuckles] But, Roo, dear,

Tigger's your friend.

Don't you want to be dirty together?

Oh, yeah, but what about the times

we want to be dirty together

by ourselves?

[chuckles] Oh, all right.

But I'm afraid the only way to get you apart

is a bath.

Both: No! No!

No! Not that!

I'm "allergical" to water.

I break out in clean spots!

If I take bath,

it's the end.

Scrubbly-bubbly.

No! No! I'm too young to bathe!

You see what happens when you get in a bath?

You get, uh...

You get, uh...

clean!

[squeaking]

Squeaky clean!

Yeah! This is fun!

You know, it's a lot like being dirty,

only not.

[chuckles]

Maybe we should do this again, like next year.

See? taking a bath isn't so bad, is it, Tigger?

No. But I was right about one thing.

It is the end.

See?

♪ Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I got to be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪