Original subtitles

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I gotta be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

♪♪

♪♪

[laughter]

Gopher: Come on.

[laughter]

Whoa. Say-- [chuckles]

Got me a big one.

My turn.

[splashing]

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Around and round the Piglet goes,

where he stops, only Tigger knows.

[laughing]

You're gettin' warmer.

Warmer.

Nah, you're gettin' colder. You're gettin' warmer.

Looks like fun. Wish I could have some.

Hey, buddy burro, whatcha doin' outside?

Don't want to ruin everyone's good time.

That's ridickerous.

Eeyore, the party's for you.

What's a Pin the Tail on the Donkey party, uh,

without a donkey?

No, party's are for popular animals,

like Tiggers.

[grunting] Look, being popular is easy.

[grunting] You just gotta me like me.

[clears throat] Rule number one:

Simply walk up to someone and say, "Hello!"

Now get in there and have some fun.

Think I've had enough fun for one day.

Better go now.

Uh, uh, but you just got here.

Forgot what to say.

[clears throat] Hello.

Hello.

Why, hello, Eeyore.

Hello.

Uh, hello, Eeyore.

Hi there, sonny.

[chuckles] Glad you came.

It's, uh, your turn next.

Hello.

[chuckles] Yeah, you said that already.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Mm, must have slipped a groove.

Hello. Hello.

Can he do more than say hello?

Hell-ohhh!

Yeah, he can say hello with enthusiasm.

Hello.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Uh, whatcha doin', buddy boy?

Waitin' to say hello.

Think I'm gettin' the hang of it.

[clears throat] Hello.

[laughing]

Boy, that's terrifical.

Uh, hate to tell ya, but the party was over last night.

It figures.

Might as well go home.

Now, wait a minute.

If you're really gonna be like me,

you gotta do more than just say hello.

Rule two: You gotta learn to...

smile.

[Eeyore laughing]

Why, hello, Eeyore.

My, you certainly look, uh...

happy today. [chuckles]

- [laughing] - That was great, buddy boy.

See? Your public loves ya.

Thanks, Tigger. Couldn't have done it without ya.

Oh, bein' popular is easy for Tiggers.

All I gotta do is be me. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Rule three: Just gotta be Tigger.

[bouncing]

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

Hi ya, buddy boy.

Hello, Tigger.

Tigger?

- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo. - Oh, d-d-d-dear.

[bouncing]

What in the world?

Hi ya, fluffy bottom.

Oh, Tigger,

can't you ever make an entrance

without bouncing on the--

[gasps] You're not Tigger.

No. I'm Eeyore.

Aren't I popular?

[stammers] But you bounced me.

That's what us Eeyores do best.

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

Oh, no. Oh my! Not two of them!

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

Whoo-whoo-whoo--

Hi ya, buddy bear.

Hello, Tigger.

I could be confused,

but is there something about you that's different?

- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo. - Oh, bother.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

[grunting]

Hey, what's the big idea?

I'm the guy who bounces people.

Just tryin' to be more popular.

Oh, yeah? Well, don't do it on top of me.

Besides, if you're gonna go around bouncin',

you gotta do it right.

I mean, what you need is, uh--

uh, speed and grace. Yeah, yeah.

Uh, like me.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Speed and grace.

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

Whoo-whoo-whooooo!

Don't worry, Eeyore, I gotcha!

Yahhh!

Ya-ha-ee-ahh!

Runaway donkey!

What's all the racket?

[screaming]

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

[screaming]

Uh, did you hear that, Pooh?

[screaming]

What? The noise or you saying,

"Did you hear that, Pooh?"

[screaming]

Ooh, ooh, ya-hay!

[screaming]

No. [screaming]

[screaming]

[crashing]

Eeyore. Look what you've done!

Well, what have you to say for yourself?

TTFN.

Ta-ta for now.

I can't understand this.

Eeyore thinking he's a Tigger!

This is probably all your fault.

Yeah, but--

Look on the bright side.

You've made Eeyore even bouncier than you.

Bouncier than me?

[gasps] I've created a donkey monster.

Eeyore: Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

Hey, buddy bear.

Wanna play with me?

Uh, no, thank you, Eeyore.

Every time we play,

I wind up getting trounced.

Eeyore: Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

Uh, it's--

Eeyore.

Eeyore: Hey, fluffy bottom, wanna play?

No, oh, no!

♪♪

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

Yike!

[slamming]

Piglet, do you wanna come out and play?

[stammers] Piglet's not at home.

If Piglet's not at home,

then who am I talkin' to?

No one.

Especially not Piglet.

Eeyore just needs to be put in his place,

as the bouncee, not the bouncer.

And I'm just the Tigger to do it.

- Tally-hoo! - Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

How humiloratin'.

Out bounced by a donkey.

Do you wanna play with me, Tigger?

No. I don't ever wanna play with you again.

Never, ever.

Why, why, you're a menace.

Imagine,

goin' about bouncin' helpless Tiggers like me.

Tigger?

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

All right, forward, everyone.

We'll find that donkey and--

[stammers] un-Tiggerize him.

Yeah, we'll scrub those stripes right off his back.

[chuckles] After all,

what are friends for?

Uh, Tigger, what are you doing under there?

Hidin' from Eeyore.

I'm disguised as a couch.

Thank you.

Don't mention it.

Whatcha lookin' for?

Oh, we're looking for Eeyore, Eeyore.

Didn't know he was so popular.

He's not. He's just--

Ohh, d-d-d-dear!

Now-- [chuckles] Now stay back!

Yeah. No bouncin' allowed.

The water. Gopher, use the water.

[splashing]

Thanks, Gopher, I--

Wait a minute. Eeyore,

what happened to your stripes?

Maybe friend Eeyore misplaced them.

Nope. Just got lonely bein' so popular.

Figure being boring old me

was better than tryin' to be something I ain't.

Hope you're not too disappointed.

Not at all, Eeyore.

I happen to like you, uh, the way you are.

[chuckles] Uh, wouldn't have you any other way, sonny.

Yeah. Besides, there's only room for one Tigger,

and that's me, buddy boy.

Oh, Eeyore.

I'm sorry being popular, uh--

didn't work out.

Well, it wasn't a total waste.

At least I learned to say hello.

Hello, Eeyore.

Hello.

♪♪

[thunder]

Narrator: The lightning flashed.

The wind roared.

It was a dark and blustery night.

[thunder]

Three worried souls gathered at the stately,

yet creaky, mansion.

[loud thunder]

I suppose you're wondering why I called you all here tonight,

said the private eye.

It's because I've discovered

who stole the Glockenspiel diamond.

[thunder]

He's someone in this very room!

And that someone is...

[thunder]

[wind blowing]

[screaming]

Oh, my, it's become quite dark in here.

Well? Well?

Who swiped the diamond?

Was it the butler?

Well, I'm not sure, Pooh.

I'm afraid I can't see in this light

without my reading glasses.

I lost them two weeks ago.

Oh, I don't know where you're glasses are,

but how about using these instead?

[gasps] My glasses!

You found them.

I, oh-- I did?

Why, Tigger, you'd make a much better private eye

than the hero of this book.

Oh, shucks. [laughs]

It was-- You really think so?

Pooh: Oh, yes.

Not just anyone could have found Owl's glasses

on top of his head.

Me? A private ear?

Yeah.

"Tigger. Private Ear.

"If you can lose it,

- "we can-- we can-- - "find it."

[laughs] My first customer.

Step right in, buddy bear,

and let me solve your baffling mystery for ya.

[slamming]

So, what's the problem?

Actually,

I've run out of honey.

But that's no crime.

It is for a Pooh bear.

Well, how can I be a superior sleuth

when I got no mysteries to solve?

Wait a minute.

If I was to make a mystery,

and then solve it,

why, I'd be up to my private ears in work.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[snoring]

[honking]

[chuckles]

Ah-choo!

[snoring]

- [slamming] - Piglet! Piglet!

- Whoa! - Wake up!

[stammering]

Uh, thought I'd drop by and, uh--

uh, see if you need any mysteries solved.

Uh, uh, you, uh, feelin' okay?

Uh, I feel fine, Tigger,

though my nose is a bit cold.

Oh, d-d-d-dear. My nose warmer is gone.

[sighs]

Rrrawrrr.

I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here tonight.

It's on account of Piglet's missing nose warmer.

Which I, Tigger, private ear,

intend to find.

Uh, private ear?

Now I've heard everything.

Yeah? Where was you on the night of 15th?

[stammers] The 15th?

Why I-- [blubbering]

And where was you on the night of the 43rd?

Um, asleep.

What about you?

Oh, I was in that bed

dreaming about picking daffodils, and--

Ah-ha!

This case is solved.

Piglet was here dreaming about daffodils,

which, as every genius private ear knows--

[sniffing]

Piglets are allergical to.

Ah-choo!

The little guy sneezed in his sleep,

blowin' his nose warmer off his face,

and onto...

the ceiling!

My nose warmer.

Amazing.

Oh, nothin' to it.

No case is too small for

Tigger, private ear.

Oh, another day and still no customers.

Maybe I need to make one more mystery

to convince 'em of my skills.

[snoring]

Ah-ha.

The honey he keeps for his midnight snackles.

[crashing]

Oh.

That one's in too many pieces.

Uh, now who else would have a honey pot?

[purring]

Pooh: Last night, the honey was here,

but this morning it wasn't.

So I can only think...

it's gone.

If you can lose it, we can find it.

My brilliant private ear's nose

concludes that Pooh's missing honey pot is...

right here!

Oh, it is my honey. [chuckles]

Help! Thief!

Robbed!

Ooh, I've been robbed!

Come quickly!

Last night I had seven honey pots,

and now there are only six.

Someone stole one of my honey pots.

Rabbit, perhaps Tigger could find your honey.

Uh, uh, Pooh. I, uh, uh--

Oh, will you, Tigger?

Please, you have to help me.

I do? I mean, I do.

Well, uh, I, uh-- I suppose I could squeeze you in.

Oh, thank you, Tigger. Thank you.

Uh, well, let's see, uh, first I gotta--

I gotta do somethin'.

Ooh, gotta gather some clues.

- [buzzing] - A honey bee.

I bet he stole it.

Follow that clue!

[buzzing]

The evidence is ducking into Piglet's house.

Come on.

[buzzing]

There he is.

Piglet! What-- What's this doing here?

It's Pooh's birthday gift.

Piglet. [chuckles]

You shouldn't have.

No, indeed.

You should have asked me first.

You shouldn't just have taken it.

Oh, but I didn't.

And what seems to be the commotion?

Some honey seems to have been--

[gulping] misplaced.

Oh, but I didn't.

But there it is.

Only one thing to do.

We must find out the truth.

Now, I know that Piglet didn't do it,

and you know that Piglet didn't do it.

All I gotta do is convince the others

that he didn't do it

without letting them know that I dood it.

[laughing]

My first question is

why did you take my honey pot?

Don't worry, Piglet. I'll get you off with 8 to 20.

Or 9 to 5, whichever comes first.

Uh, uh, by the way,

why did you take Rabbit's honey?

I didn't.

Ha! Your honorableness, I rest the rest of my case.

[snoring]

Gentle people of the jury--

And donkeys.

[clears throat] And donkeys,

I just want to say,

he took my honey pot.

- He didn't. - Did.

- Didn't. - Did.

Quiet!

Can't a body get some sleep around here?

Your honor, the verdict?

Don't rush me, sonny.

Okay, jury, whatcha got to say?

[clears throat] I should like to recite my favorite poem.

It's called "Ode to an Owl."

- Oh-- - Get to the point!

Not really sure,

but I suppose since he's a little piglet,

maybe he's a little guilty.

It can't be!

I thought I did it.

I reject! I reject!

I'd like to call a surprise witness.

- Who? - Uh, can't tell ya.

It'd spoil the surprise.

I call as my next witness...

me.

Do I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothin' but the truth?

You betcha.

Okay, you, did Piglet take Rabbit's honey?

No, no, he was framed, I tell ya.

He's innocent. I tell ya, he's innocent.

Framed?

Framed by who?

Not the butler, was it?

The butler?

Well, no-- [stammers] You see-

The witness will please answer the question.

Unless you got somethin' to hide.

Who, me?

[stammers] What do I have to hide?

Uh, I didn't take any honey pots.

Tiggers don't even like honey,

so I wouldn't, uh--

I mean, I mean, I couldn't have been--

It couldn't have been--

[gasps]

You're sure you didn't take it?

A honey pot!

Uh, they're comin' to get me!

[screaming]

I confess. I confess!

It was me. I did it. I did it!

I took Rabbit's honey pot and put it in Pooh's house to find

so everybody would think I was a great private ear.

I throws myself at the mercy of the court.

[coughing] Piglet, this court finds you

not guilty!

Oh, thank you, Tigger.

Rabbit: After all the trouble you caused,

I hope you won't ever try this private ear nonsense again.

Ah, buddy boy,

I figure I've cleared up enough mysteries for a while.

Besides, I did so well with Piglet,

I've decided to become...

a lawyer.

Tigger, a Tigger at law.

If you can find it, we can lose it for ya.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

♪♪