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♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I got to be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

♪ Doodly doo tee too la ta ta ta ♪

[humming, chuckling]

[bouncing]

Oh! I won't let him bounce me again!

Oh, I got to hide! Got to hide!

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

First I give a bounce,

which I follow with a pounce.

An adjustable, combustible--

You see, I really must-able.

Truly and unruly, duly just a little bounce.

Howdy, long ears.

Aah! Hah hah hah hah!

Say, what'cha doing lying down on the job?

Look, I've got cabbages to harvest,

so would you mind not bouncing for a few days?

[gasp] Not bounce?

But that's-- that's--

Both: What tiggers do best.

Yes, yes, I know.

Wait. I've got it!

There you are, Tigger.

Castle Ridge.

Practice your bouncing on that.

Ha ha ha ha!

I can get up there in only two bounces.

Hmm. The best bouncer in the world

can do it in one.

Well, dust off that trophy, palaroo.

Yaah!

[crash]

Hmm. This is going to take some serious practicizing.

Mm. Mm. Uh, nope. Nope, nope, nope. Don't like it.

Don't like it at all.

That stack of cabbages is nothing

but an accident waiting to happen.

Oh, accidents only happen when Tigger is around,

and I've got him gone for days.

- Hey, Rabbit! - Aah!

Yaah!

[thud]

That ridge is impossible.

I can't even make it with my bestest bounce.

You got to help me.

Help you? I ought to-- ought to--

ought to help you with your bouncing.

You mean it?

Of course, dear Tigger.

After all, I'm related

to the world's greatest bouncer:

the Awesome Bunny of, uh, Upsidasia.

Ha ha ha! What do bunnies know about bouncing?

Why, they invented it.

Wait a minute.

Who's this Upsidasia guy?

You know, the Awesome Bunny?

Oh?

Uh, oh, yes.

Best bouncer around.

Why, he could jump Castle Ridge in his sleep.

[gulp] Must work at night.

And I know the secret to his stratospheric bouncing,

which I'll tell you

if you pick up all my cabbages.

Gee, thanks, bunny boy. Ha ha!

It's a deal!

Ho ho! He fell for it.

Ha ha ha ha! Hoo hoo!

Am I going to teach him a lesson.

Get along, little coleslaw.

Hee hee hee hyah!

[grunting]

Hurry with that spring.

There isn't much time.

Tigger: Yahoo!

Oh.

All right, bunny boy.

I got your green basketballs.

Now how about that bunny bouncing secret?

Rabbit: Ahem.

Behold.

The jumping shoes of the Awesome Bunny of Upsidasia.

But, uh, do they-- do they really work?

Watch.

1, 2, 3.

Aah!

That was the most amazing bounce

these peepers have ever peeped!

I got to have those shoes.

Ahem. Uh, sure, Tigger.

Uh, just let me get the, uh,

knots out of the shoelaces, hmm?

[laughing]

You sure taught him a lesson.

It's not over yet.

But, uh, with all that junk in there,

he'll never be able to bounce.

That's the point.

Now wait a minute. A little prank's one thing,

but this is getting carried away.

But he deserves it, right?

-Huh. -[door slams]

Well, I think so.

Oh, thanks, long ears.

Now I'll leap up that old ridge

with the greatest of ease.

Ahem. The, uh, shoes are for big bunnies, Tigger.

Might take some getting used to.

You're right. I just need to practice a bit.

Like for a week.

- [bounce] - [wham]

- [bounce] - [wham]

Pooh: Hello, Tigger.

Oh. Hi, guys.

Uh, Tigger, Piglet and I were wondering--

[wham]

...why your shoes were being so loud.

[wham]

Aren't they great?

They're helping me bounce.

Excuse me, Tigger,

but they look like they're holding you down.

Nah. Rabbit says I just got to get used to them.

Oh. [grunt]

Where did Rabbit get them?

Uh, borrowed them from the Awful Bunny

of, uh, Upsidedownsia.

An Awful Bunny?

Yeah. Big fella who jumps at night.

Bounces while you sleep or something like that.

Well, I got to get back to work.

Poor Tigger. He looks so very tired.

Why doesn't anyone think my joke is funny?

[snoring]

Those shoes have to be around here somewhere.

Hmm. Got to get up to that ridge.

I can do that in my sleep.

Oh, my. Tigger's sleep-bouncing.

I'd better find those shoes before this goes any further.

- [murmuring] - [bouncing]

Oof!

Oh, bother.

Pooh, Pooh. Did he get you, too?

If the it was something that jumps on your tummy,

yes.

It must have been the Awful Bunny.

He only bounces at night, remember?

He must have come looking for his shoes.

Oh, d-d-dear. We have to warn Tigger.

[bouncing]

Oh, no. He's back.

[snoring]

Pooh: Wake up, Tigger.

Oh, morning, buddy bear.

What you doing here?

The Awful Bunny is in the woods.

Piglet: Look at the mess, Pooh.

The Bunny must have been here looking for his shoes.

Hoo hoo! Well, it's a good thing I hid them.

Aah!

[splash]

Tigger: Did you hear something?

[grunt]

[wham]

Uh, Tigger,

you don't seem to be going very far.

Uh, upwardly speaking.

Yeah. But just think how bad I'd be bouncing

if I didn't have these super shoes.

But-- But-- But the Awful Bunny wants them back.

Sorry. I won't give them up

until I make it to the tippy-top.

Rabbit convinced me.

Right, old long ears?

Uh, I suppose so, Tigger.

Oh, so I didn't make it to the tippy-top today.

[grunt]

Just wait until tomorrow.

But the-- B-B-Bunny.

Well, if he wants these shoes,

he'll have to get by us first.

You know, I'm not sure this is really necessary.

But, Rabbit, he's your relative,

and they are his shoes.

Oh, uh, heh, that's right.

[chuckle] Silly of me to forget.

All right, kiddos, we're locked up tight.

But we can't let our guard down for a second.

Both: Right.

[snoring]

[snoring]

Now I'll get rid of these shoes.

[Tigger murmuring]

- Got to get up that ridge. - Oh, no. Not again.

- Aah! - Oh, bother.

The Bunny must have come for his shoes.

He took Tigger, too.

[gasp] There it goes.

Quick, Rabbit. We must save Tigger.

Yeah, uh, what?

I'm sure I heard the bouncing bounce this way.

[snoring]

Why, it's only Tigger.

[chuckle]

Wake up, Tigger!

Ohh. Hiya, buddy bear.

Is, uh-- Hey!

How did I get up here?

The Awful Bunny took you.

Uh, right, Rabbit?

Uh, yes. And he took back his shoes.

- [thud] - [Gopher shouts]

Yipe! Whoo-hoo!

That's a flimflam fib.

Never was no Awesome Bunny.

You invented him and these shoes.

[gasp] You mean Rabbit deliberately

put big old weights on my footsies?

But, uh, let me explain.

Bunny, old buddy,

you knew those shoes would build up my muskles.

And thanks to you, I proved

I'm the best bouncer in the whole world!

Then-- Then you forgive me?

Forgive? Why, the first thing tomorrow morning,

you're going to help me train for my next bounce.

- Next bounce? - Yeah.

I heard about this cow that jumped over the moon.

Listen, us tiggers can't let no cows

- be the bestest jumpers. - [thump]

Well, what do you know?

Overcome with exciterment.

[muttering]

This is the last straw.

[muttering]

Pooh! Pooh Bear!

Open this door this very minute!

Hello, Rabbit.

Enough small talk, Pooh.

I want my shovel,

and I'm going to get it!

Your shovel?

You promised you'd return it last week,

you silly bear.

If I don't begin planting my carrots

at exactly the stroke of 12,

how will they grow up to be midnight snacks?

I don't know, Rabbit. How?

Aah!

Pooh, no more borrowing.

Shovel. Now.

Actually, I think I left it in the closet.

Aha!

But, Rabbit--

No buts about it.

Here you go, Rabbit.

Your shovel.

Ohh.

Pooh Bear borrows this,

Pooh Bear borrows that.

Who does he think I am?

Aah!

Of course, there is one problem

with planting carrots in the dark:

you can't see what you're doing.

[snoring]

I'm certain Gopher won't mind my borrowing his helmet.

I'll have it back to him before he knows it.

[rooster crows]

[snoring]

[snoring]

[ringing]

Aah!

Robbers! Burglars!

[muttering]

A body can't even sleep

without getting something snatched, see?

It looks like your head, Gopher.

Yep. It's a head, all right.

[chuckling] It was--

Well, there's supposed to be a helmet on it!

Someone borrowed my helmet!

Borrowed? [gasp] Oh, my.

[gasp] I forgot to return Gopher's helmet-- me.

Oh, d-d-dear.

And without your light, it's so...dark.

Yeah. [chuckle] Isn't it?

Yeah. Good thing you're not afraid of the dark, Gopher.

Yeah. [chuckle, gulp]

Good thing.

And who knows what's living down there?

Living?

Yeah. Like jagulars.

J-J-Jagulars?

Or-- Or heffalumps.

Heh heh heh. Heffamadingles?

Or maybe...

woozles.

Uh, w-w-woozles? Heh heh.

Yeah. You never know

what kind of ickety-stickety things

live down in the d-dark.

Dark?

Yike!

Hmm. I wonder if it was I who lost Gopher's helmet.

Oh, no. no. I'm sure it wasn't you.

Well, I have been borrowing a lot of things lately.

And since I don't remember losing it,

I must have lost it.

If I did remember, then it wouldn't be lost.

Oh, Pooh, how could you?

Yeah! How could you?

Uh, look, maybe it'll show up very soon,

any second.

Where is it? Where is it?

It has to be here somewhere.

[gasp] Oh, my.

I must have buried it.

Pooh, do you think it's a good idea

to go down there all alone

in the dark?

Dark? Yaah!

But I'm not alone, Piglet.

I have my jar of honey.

Do you remember

leaving Gopher's helmet in his tunnels?

- No. - [Gopher shouting]

But I also don't remember taking his helmet.

Therefore, I probably lost it where I don't remember going.

Aah!

[thump]

Is it-- It's here? It's got to be here.

Oh, no, no, no. Where, where? Ohh!

Hmm. Now, which way would I go

if I was a lost helmet?

Hmm. Looks like helmet tracks.

Hellooo!

Something, uh, d-down there

in-- in-- in the dark.

Dark?

[fretting]

Aah!

Can't say I like my face, either.

Rabbit: What'll I do? What'll I do?

I got to find it. Got to find it.

Ooh hoo hoo. Ah ha ha.

Got to find it.

Aah!

R-Rabbit, quick! P-Pooh, Pooh, hurry!

Get the ladder! Uh, boom-boom and noises!

And the honey jar, and he's all alone, and-- and-- and--

Old fluff and stuff went to find Gopher's helmet.

What? Doesn't he know he could get lost in the dark?

Gopher: Dark? Aah! [thump]

Uh, maybe I'd better go look for Pooh myself.

If long ears can risk his life

for old fuzzy top, then me, too.

Might as well go, too.

Rabbit's an inspiration to all of us.

Yaah!

[thump]

Helmet! Is that you?

Yaah!

[match strikes]

Hello, Tigger.

I didn't expect to see you down here.

I-- I came to rescue you, buddy bear.

I-- I thought you might be lost.

I'm not lost. I'm right where I'm standing.

Unfortunately, where I'm standing may be lost.

- [clatter] - What's that? What's that?

Yaah!

[match strikes]

Hello, Eeyore.

Have you come to rescue me, too?

[clatter]

[gasp]

Yaah!

[match strikes]

Hello, Rabbit.

If you're lost,

you've come to the right place.

Yeah. Because of buddy bear taking Gopher's helmet,

we're going to be down here forever.

Or longer.

No, no, no. We mustn't blame Pooh.

I mean, anyone can make a mistake.

Uh, well, not a smart bunny like you.

Don't worry. Just follow me

and try to think like a helmet.

Hello, helmet!

I'm afraid it's up to me to go down and rescue them.

Pooh: Hellooo!

Oh, d-d-dear.

That's awful brave of you, Piglet.

I never thought you had it in you.

B-B-But I don't.

Yow!

By sassafras,

if a little whippersnapper like him can face the dark,

then so can I.

Huh? Eh? I said it!

[chuckle] Dark. Dark.

[chuckle] Dark.

[chuckle] Da-- Aah!

[crash]

Helmet.

This is terribibble.

Lost zillions of miles down under.

Bunny boy, you got to get us out of here.

You're our only hopelessness.

But I don't know how.

It's true, Rabbit. You knew I lost the helmet.

You'll know how to get us out. Please.

B-But I can't.

You've got it all wrong.

You didn't lose Gopher's helmet, Pooh.

I did.

That's all right, Rabbit.

As long as one of us did.

I wouldn't feel right if the helmet lost itself.

[rumbling]

Gopher: Hello!

It's the dark.

It's coming to get us.

Oh, my. Oh, my. It's all my fault.

Pooh: Oh, bother.

Homph!

- Piglet: Pooh! - [rumbling]

Yaah!

Ah. So there you all are.

Heh. Should have known you'd be lollygagging around.

Pooh!

Oh, we was just resting.

Ha ha ha. Being a zillion miles underground

is kind of tiring, you know.

A zillion miles?

Ha!

Oh! Good old terra cotta.

You know, Piglet,

a zillion miles underground

certainly looks a lot like Rabbit's house.

It, uh, ahem, is Rabbit's house, uh, Pooh.

I don't know what happened, Gopher.

I borrowed it. Only for a second, really,

just to plant some carrots,

and I worked all night and was so tired

that I came back at dawn and leapt on the bed

- and fell right to sleep and-- - [clang]

Oh, that's some pillow.

That's no pillow. That's Gopher's helmet.

Helmet?

Here, Gopher. Let me return this to you.

Thanks, sonny, but I don't need it anymore.

Don't need it?

Nope. Found out

there's nothing to be afraid of in the dark.

Dark? Ohh...

Now what's the matter with him?

It was probably something he didn't eat.

Do you think he'd mind

if I borrowed a small smackerel?

No more borrowing!

Heh heh.

But you can have some.