Original subtitles

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I gotta be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

♪♪

♪♪

[clattering]

Christopher Robin: Through the peaceful countryside

raced the highness' carriage.

Faster and faster the coachman drove,

for he knew somewhere out there

waited the most dreaded bandit of them all,

El Canejo.

Halt!

Yelled the bandit.

[tires screeching]

Sunday drivers.

[clears throat] This is a hold up.

Snarled El Canejo.

Oh, d-d-d-dear. Who can save us now?

Have no fear, citizens.

It is I, the Masked Avenger.

Oh, no. Oh, no! Not the--

The Masked Avenger! Oh-oh.

[screaming]

Thank you, Mr. Avenger.

No need for thanks, citizens.

Masked Avenger, away!

[yawning]

Uh, read me another Masked Offender story, Christopher Robin.

Please? Oh, please?

Uh, tomorrow, Tigger.

I'd love to be just like that Masked Offender.

What a guy. What a hero.

Just like a Tigger,

on account a he's the only one.

[crashing]

[door slams]

Very odd.

My own door won't let me in.

Tigger: Who is it?

[door creaking]

It's me, Piglet.

Tigger: Yeah? What do you want?

Uh, I live here.

[laughing] Oh, yeah.

Then you're just the Piglet I was lookin' for.

Yow!

Say, got any thread?

Um, uh, yes, over there.

- Scissors? - Yes, Tigger.

But if you don't mind my asking--

[screeching]

Hey, can I borrow this?

Oh, no!

[clattering]

[laughs] Thought they were all gonna crash, didn't ya?

- [slamming] - [crashing]

[knocking]

Um, who is it?

Ta-da!

Who are you?

Why, I'm the protector of the forest.

Champeen of the underdog, and other household pets.

I wrestle woozles. I hogtie heffalumps.

I am the Masked Offender.

And you, citizen, have the honor of being

my faithful sidekick.

Ooh, really?

You do the really important side kickey stuff.

Like, uh, uh, carrying my hero suit.

Oh, thank you.

But you must promise never to reveal my true identity.

But I don't know your true identity.

Why-- [laughing]

It's me, Tigger.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Ohh.

Masked Offender, away!

[laughs] I forgot my hat.

No, you never know where evil lurches.

You gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Look, faithful sidekick.

An evildoer sneakin' up on bunny boy.

Quick. The hero suit.

Yai!

Have no fear, citizen.

Masked Offender to the rescue.

What are you doing?

No! No! My scarecrow!

No need for thanks, citizen.

Masked Offender, away!

But-- But-- The crows!

They'll eat everything in my-- in my--

My garden.

Look, faithful sidekick.

Gopher's roof is full of holes.

Do you know what this means?

Well, um, Masked Offender,

I-I'm not sure it means anything.

Why, when it rains, he'll be flooded.

He'll be mudded. We gotta save him.

Quick. The hero suit.

Masked Offender to the rescue.

♪♪

Say, what's goin' on here, sonny?

[laughs] No need for thanks, citizen.

Masked Offender, away!

Huh. Who's thankin' you, you big-- Ahhh!

[thud]

But, um, Masked Offender,

uh, there's nothing here to--

Nothing to rescue.

Nothin' to rescue?

Then what's that?

Owl's house?

Exacticly.

Obviously, this tree grew up under it

when Owl wasn't lookin'.

He's in terrible danger.

Why, if he sleepwalks, he might fall and bend a beak.

Wh-- Excuse me, Owl,

but were you planning on moving?

[clears throat] No, Pooh.

Then why are we?

[screaming]

[crashing]

Tigger: Masked Offender, away!

Rabbit: And then on top of that,

he fed my garden to the crows.

Owl: He destroyed my home.

Gopher: Yeah, mine, too.

We've got to stop this Masked Offender.

Uh, uh, what do you think, Pooh?

- W-- Well-- - I have it.

We'll give him a taste of his own medicine.

I second the motion.

Yeah. I third and fourth it.

Oh, d-d-dear. I must find Tigger.

[hammering]

Rabbit: Oh, a little more on his head.

Owl: More glue?

And molasses, too.

Wait 'til the Masked Offender sees this.

Rabbit: Oh, help me, Masked Offender.

A citizen needs me.

Masked Offender to the rescue!

Masked Offender, don't go-o-o-o!

Ta-da!

Ah! Woohoo! It was horrible.

It's a-- It's a--

Hmm, you don't say.

Hmm, yeah.

It's as big as a h-h-house!

Really. Hmm, that is terribibble.

Hoo, it's a-- it's a whatchamadingle.

A watchamadingle, huh?

It's back there.

Uh, we're supposed to be running from it, you see.

[chuckles]

He's, uh, so scared, he's speechless.

Have no fear, citizens.

The Masked Offender to the rescue!

Yuck. He's got a face

only a mother watchamadingle could love.

So you're the bully that's been bullying my friends, eh?

All right, put up your dukes.

Put up your dukes.

Okay, I warned ya.

Masked Offender...

away!

Wait a minute.

Hey! Let me go! Let me go!

[laughing]

Oh, Masked Offender. You saved us.

[laughing]

[panting] Oh, d-d-d-dear.

I'm too late. Are you all right?

Oh. Tigger!

You're the Masked Offender?

Not anymore.

I guess you were right, Piglet.

Nobody wants a Masked Offender.

Poor Tigger.

Rabbit: Poor Tigger?

Well, even if we didn't know it was him,

he still ruined my garden.

[straining] This glue seems to be getting...

gluier.

[screaming]

All: Whoa!

Help, somebody! Help!

Piglet!

We're stuck!

Tigger! Tigger, come quickly!

The others are in danger.

It's a job for the Masked Offender.

Tigger: Sorry, pal. Nothin' doin'.

B-b-but they need you.

Tigger: If anybody needs me, which I doubt,

I'll be in here for the rest of my life,

if not longer.

Well, they're our friends and I'm going to help.

Uh, P-P-Piglet away!

Piglet away?

Uh-oh.

Oh, help!

Ohhh!

♪♪

Masked Offender, away!

Missed.

All: Whoa!

Well, whaddaya know? [laughs]

Watchamadingles bounce.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

[hammering]

There ya go, Owl.

[laughs] Good as new.

Rabbit: You still have to fix my garden.

Tigger: Oh, yeah.

You know, it was a lot less work

when I was the Masked Offender.

Maybe I should stop bein' a Tigger,

and go full time bein' a hero.

[wood creaking]

Uh, Tigger, remember what happened last time.

Yeah, you're right, Piglet.

I guess I'll keep the hero suit

in mothballs for a while.

But then again, you never know

when there'll be a call for...

the Masked Offender!

♪♪

[howling]

[eerie noises]

♪♪

Yeeow!

- Oh, d-d-dear. - Hang on tight, Piglet.

[chuckling]

- Isn't this fun? - Hooray!

- Wheee! - Yahoo!

Hoo-hoo-hoo! Higher. Higher.

Hoo, hoo. Tallyho!

Sure looks like fun.

Not that I'll ever have any.

Hey, what's all this racket?

[grunting]

Hey, watch where you're goin', you Sunday driver.

[laughs] Hiya, Gopher.

Uh, don't hiya me, sonny.

How do you expect a fella to get any sleep

with all this noise? Huh!

Don't you people know it's past your bedtime?

Bedtime?

Whoa!

[thud]

- Oh, bother! - [screaming]

Tiggers need their beauty sleep too, you know.

Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Rabbit: I'm coming back first thing in the morning

- for my turn. - Tigger: Me, too.

It's the early bird that sits on a worm.

Bet even the worm gets a turn before me.

Tigger: Hey, Piglet. Better get home, too.

Don't want to be out here when the light's out.

Woods are full of bumpeties and spookables.

Spookables? Oh, dear.

Oh, d-d-d-deary dear.

- [wind blowing] - [swing creaking]

[owl hooting]

Eerie Voice: Ohhhh!

What was that?

[wind blowing]

[snoring]

Eerie Voice: Ohhhh!

What was that?

Either the moon's got termites,

or it's them spookables.

I'd better investigrate.

[wind blowing]

Oh, d-d-d-dear.

I don't like it when the night...

squeaks.

Eerie Voice: Ohhhh!

Yike!

There. [chuckles]

What I can't hear can't hurt me.

[creaking]

Eerie Voice: Yo-oh-oh-oh!

Oh, n-n-n-no!

Oh, much better.

Now I can't see or hear it.

B-b-but what if it can see and hear me?

Help!

Pooooh!

Oh, dear. I have to get to Pooh's house.

He'll know what to do.

Whoa!

Pooooh!

Hmm. Somethin' mighty strange goin' on around here.

♪♪

Whoa!

Oh, d-d-d--

d-d-d-dear.

[clattering]

[gasps] A ghost!

- Where? Where? - [screaming]

[screaming]

Eerie Voice: Ohhh!

Gasp! A spookable.

No bumpity's gonna get the drop on me.

[grunting]

Hey, Eeyore, whatcha doin' out here

actin' all scary like?

Learnin' to swing.

Don't get a chance during the day.

Oh, the poor guy.

[laughing] Well, don't worry.

I'll learn you to swing like a nightingale.

I can hardly wait.

Gopher: Eh, what I want to know is

how we're supposed to catch a ghost.

Surprise!

Why, thank you, Rabbit. [chuckles]

Is it my birthday again so soon?

No, no, no.

We have to catch the ghost by surprise.

I'll surprise him-- [chuckles]

With this.

Hoo-hoo. I say, I do hate to bring this up,

but before we confront the apparition,

we do have to find him, don't we?

That's right.

Unless he finds us first.

♪♪

Since you're havin' trouble holding onto the swing,

this glue will hold the swing onto you.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[grunting]

I got a sticky feelin' about this.

One. Two. Three. Shove!

Ohhhh!

[laughs] Worked on this end.

Ah-ha! Hey, Eeyore. I know what the problem is.

Glad somebody does.

It's not your swinging. It's you landings.

Ha! Them I can fix.

[wind howling]

[eerie noises]

I should be brave.

At least brave enough to peek out,

and see something besides my feet.

But suppose I peeked out and did see something

besides my feet?

Pooooh!

Did you hear that?

It-- it's the g-g-ghost.

Now is your chance to surprise it, Rabbit.

[gulping]

Uh, maybe we should just write it a letter?

[nervous chuckle]

I got somethin' special delivery for it.

Follow me!

Pooh: My, the dark certainly is...

dark in here.

[eerie noises]

[creaking]

[door slamming]

Piglet: Oh, excuse me.

Owl: Quite all right.

Piglet: Thank you.

All: The ghost!

Pooooh!

- All: The ghost! - Piglet: Where? Where?

[screaming]

Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear!

[screaming]

Pooh Bear?

Why, hello, Piglet.

What were you doing hiding inside of that ghost?

Piglet: Well, you see, uh, there was, uh--

- And then-- - Rabbit: Ha! I knew there were

no such things as ghosts all the time.

Piglet: Ooh, but there is a ghost, Rabbit.

I-- I heard it.

Pooh: Yes, Piglet. [chuckles]

And we heard you, too.

Rabbit: Ha! Ghosts.

Ooh, there it is!

Well, looks like we're gonna investigate after all.

Hmm, you know what you ought to have?

My stuffing examined.

No. [laughs] A head protectorizer.

Wonderful.

There. Now you can know which way front.

Hold onto your hooves.

Tigger: Ready?

Eeyore: No, but go ahead anyway.

Tigger: Chaaaaarge!

Come on, ya scaredy cats.

- Nothin' here but-- - [eerie screaming]

The g-g-g-g-ghost.

Tigger: A-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Hiya, Pooh boy. [laughs]

What are you guys doin' out in the darkedy dark?

That's no ghost. [chuckles]

That's Tigger.

Then wh-what's that?

That's what I'd like to know.

Heeeelp!

[clattering]

[sighs] Must have been the wrong cord.

Oh, dear.

All: [gasping] Ghost!

Say, what's the matter with you guys?

All: Look!

Tigger: What, that? Ha! It's only Eeyore.

Surprise, surprise.

Oh, my. It is Eeyore.

Why, it's Eeyore.

Hoo. I say, incredible.

Oh. [chuckles] So it is.

Gopher: Swell.

Hmph. But what about my ghost?

No ghost.

Just a donkey swingin' from the end of his parachute.

[chuckles]

Swingin' from the end of his parachute?

Hey, Eeyore. You're swingin'!

Hooray for me.

Ha, ha. Yeah.

He came out at night to practice.

And I was his coach.

Rawrrr.

So there was no ghost all the time?

Only Eeyore. [chuckles]

And he's a friendly ghost.

[snapping]

Rabbit: Oh, my, look.

Hoo, I say, that seems like fun.

Tigger: Yeah. Hey, wait a minute, donkey boy.

I want a turn. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Rabbit: [chuckles] Me next. Me next.

Gopher: Say, how about me.

Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear.

Pooh: I do hope we're not going to have to do this

every time he wants to swing.

♪♪