Original subtitles

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I gotta be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

♪♪

♪♪

[laughing]

Ooh. [laughing]

Ooh, hey, there's a good one.

[laughing]

Rabbit: Ready?

Now!

Hey, hey. Un-handle me, you guys.

One... two... three.

No, this bouncin' Tigger's not touchin' those bubbles.

If you're going to bounce in mud puddles,

you're going to take baths.

[scrubbing]

[popping]

Ooh. No, wait a minute.

No, no, no, no. Ooh. [coughing]

[spitting]

[splashing]

There. [laughing]

Done.

[gasping]

What's the matter?

Too clean for you?

Oh, no, very clean indeed.

But, uh--

Who are you?

Tigger. Who else would I be, for goodness sake?

But you-- Why, you couldn't possibly be Tigger.

Tiggers have stripes.

[screams] My stripes!

Where did they go?

Tigger, are you hiding in here?

Oh. Hello.

I'm Pooh Bear. Have we met?

Buddy bear, it's me.

Of course it is.

Uh, but me who?

Hmm. Good question.

Tigger.

Oh, Tigger.

Hmm. He must have gone home.

I'm not Tigger?

Hm. I wonder who I am.

Well, you do have two ears and a tail.

Perhaps, you're-- you're a rabbit?

Hey, yeah.

He doesn't have stripes either.

[laughs] Maybe I am a rabbit.

Oh, I'm glad that's settled.

Wait a minute.

I don't know how to be a rabbit.

What do I do?

Rabbit, you've been a rabbit longer than anyone I know of.

Could you teach him?

Yeah, Rabbit.

Will you teach me everything you know about rabbiting?

Would you please, huh, please?

[sighs] Oh.

Well... I guess.

[sighs] If I have to.

The most important thing to a rabbit

is his garden.

Right, fellow bunny.

Here. Your first lesson in being a rabbit

is to protect my prize winning tomatoes.

Don't let any insects near them.

Why, I'll guard your tomatey-os

as if they were my very own "vegebables,"

fellow rabbit.

Hmm. See that you do.

Hut, two, three, furr. Hut, two, three, furr.

Hut, two, three, furr. Hut, two, three, furr.

[whimpering]

Halt.

Who crawls there?

[whimpering]

Oh, you're hungry, huh, buggy boy?

Well, I guess one tomatey-o won't hurt.

Uh, just don't tell the other rabbit, okay?

[chomping]

[gulping]

Oh, no! You didn't!

You did!

Oh, fellow rabbit,

it's just one hungry, defenseless little bug.

But you don't understand.

He'll tell his friends where there's food,

- and-- - [munching]

Oh, no!

My prize winning tomatoes.

[belching]

My b-beautiful garden.

Gone!

Get out!

Get out of here, you-- you pest!

[spraying]

[sighs]

Guess I'm not a rabbit after all.

[humming]

[chuckles]

Say, I wonder if I'm a bear?

I can't see a thing under this hat.

Don't worry.

That helps to confuse the bees.

[thudding]

Oh, hello.

Wasn't expecting anyone to bump into me today.

Oh, sorry, Eeyore.

I got no "visinability" as a bear.

Perfectly understandable, Tigger.

Pooh, Eeyore just called me a tigger.

But you're a bear. Remember?

Oh, yes, yes.

Now this is a honey tree.

- [buzzing] - See?

And a hard one, too. [laughs]

- [buzzing] - Yow!

[buzzing]

Ooh. Not afraid to come out in the open and fight me, huh?

[buzzing]

[buzzing]

[crashing]

I don't think I want to be a bear.

It gives me a heady-ache.

Don't worry.

We'll find out what you are.

Ooh, I look like a Christmas tree.

Y-yes, well, I-- I'm afraid you're too big to be a piglet.

[chuckles] We can't all be very small animals.

Oh, I just love the holidays.

A yuletide celebration.

A Tigger tree and everything.

How festive.

Obviously, I wasn't invited.

This is "ridickerous."

I don't want to be a Scotch pine.

Oh, I do wish Tigger were here.

Perhaps he could think of something.

Hey. Maybe I am a Tigger.

No. I'm afraid he's the only one.

And he has stripes.

Oh, uh, couldn't we paint stripes on him?

No, no. [laughs]

Oh, stop. [laughing]

Stop it, I-- [laughing]

Mm. Sort of stunning, wouldn't you say?

You know, I think you could be a Tigger.

Uh, you think I could be a Tigger?

I'm a Tigger.

I'm a Tigger! [chuckles]

I'm a Tigger! [laughs]

[thunder]

I'm not a Tigger.

♪♪

I'm not a tigger.

I'm not a rabbit.

I'm not a bear.

Huh. And I'm sure not a piglet.

I'm not an anything.

What is a guy...

when he's a nothin'?

Nothin' but stuffin'.

Ain't even got a name.

♪ I know I've changed ♪

♪ On the outside ♪

♪ But on the inside ♪

♪ I feel the same ♪

♪ Maybe someday ♪

♪ I'll know who I am ♪

♪ But for right now ♪

[sniffling]

Somehow...

I don't have a name.

Hello, Tigger.

You know, that's the third time today

you've called me Tigger.

Well, aren't ya?

No. I don't have any stripes.

Ah, doesn't matter.

You're still Tigger.

On the inside.

I didn't know eeyores had x-ray vision.

Nah, don't need it.

You'll always be Tigger.

It's all in the stuffing.

You mean, I'm a Tigger no matter what?

Well, of course.

Ya-hoo!

Nothin' to get hysterical about.

Well, what do ya know?

A stripe. [laughing]

My stripe! I got a stripe!

[laughing]

Uh, Pooh, do you hear that?

Ooh.

Hiya, buddy bear.

Oh. [chuckles.

Hello, Tigger.

[laughs] He called me Tigger.

[laughs]

Well, Pooh boy, I got my stripes back.

Uh, all except for one.

[laughing]

Thanks, buddy boy.

Now I'm a Tigger on the outside,

and a Tigger on the inside, too.

Well, I got a lot of bouncing to catch up on.

Goodbye, Tigger.

Hey, wait a minute.

Ahh. That's more like a Tigger.

[laughing]

TTFN.

Ta-ta for now.

[laughing]

♪♪

[horn blowing]

[singsongy] Pooh. Piglet.

Where are you?

It's Christopher Robin.

Piglet: Look.

Aww.

I guess they don't want to come to the birthday party.

[gasping]

All: It's his birthday.

We didn't get him any presents.

There's only one thing to do.

Quick. This way.

Pooh: Shouldn't we have gotten Christopher Robin

some real presents?

Tigger: Hey, we're real, ain't we?

Besides, we're the best presents a kid could get.

[door opens]

Boy, this is the best present any kid could get.

Pooh Bear.

Hmm. Where is everybody?

Isn't it time to yell "surprise"?

'Fraid not, buddy boy.

We're too late.

Christopher Robin's already got the best present

that any kid could get.

And-- [sniffles]

It isn't us.

Well, I want to know just what it is.

Pooh: Careful, Rabbit.

That isn't ours.

It belongs to Christopher Robin.

Ooh-hoo!

[clattering]

♪♪

♪♪

Ta-dah.

All right.

Kid, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Just my way of sayin' a big happy birthday

to little old you.

So come on, kid.

We're gonna have some fun, fun, fun.

[chuckles] Uh, kid?

Hey, where'd he go?

[distorted] Kid. Kid.

Aww. He unwounded.

[clicking]

Hey, kid. [stammers]

Uh, hey, uh, where'd he go?

[laughing]

Hey, wha-- what kind of toys are you guys supposed to be?

[laughing]

Well, this is Piglet.

And Tigger. And Rabbit.

And I'm Winnie the Pooh.

But you can call me--

[laughing] It's priceless.

A Pooh named Winnie? [laughing]

Don't look now,

but I think this ape's one banana short of a bunch.

[laughing] Aww, come on.

You've got-- Listen, uh--

C-can any of you old timers direct me to the party?

I got a kid to make happy, huh?

Well, who are you calling old timers?

For your information,

the kid is a friend of ours.

Christopher Robin.

And just who are you?

I'm Bruno,

the best present a kid could get.

I walk, I talk,

♪ I sing, ♪ I dance.

I'm the A-number one top toy around.

Yeah? Says who?

Well, it says right here, right on the box, see?

"Hey, kids, once you play with a genuine Bruno--"

[chuckles] That's me.

"You'll throw those old-fashioned toys away."

And that's you.

Oh. Th-th-throw us away?

If anybody's getting thrown away,

it's you.

Not when Christopher Robin sees what I can do.

[blows]

Oh, yeah? Well, we can do lots of stuff, too.

Yeah, sure, sure, yeah. [laughing]

What say we find out?

Now, if I can't do everything you can do,

I'll hit the road.

Course, if I can-- [laughs]

Then you guys gotta leave. Vamoose. Go away.

Forever.

F-f-f-forever?

Would you want Christopher Robin

to be stuck with a bunch of...

second rate toys?

Oh, d-d-d-dear.

Well, I'm a first rate bouncer.

Uh, how about you?

Me? Can I bounce?

Not bad. For a beginner.

But how about this?

[crashing]

This is embarrassing.

Hmph. Grandstanding if you ask me.

Uh, how are you at horticulture?

Horsey what?

Ha. Just as I suspected.

You know nothing about gardening.

[laughs] I didn't just fall off the carrot truck.

You want gardening?

I'll show you gardening.

[whirring]

[rumbling]

Oh, my. Oh, my!

And what do you do best?

Well, uh, that is, uh--

Well... nothing.

[laughs] Oh, what a joke.

[laughs] Next.

So, butter ball, what do you do?

Hm. Well, I do "me" things.

"You" things?

No. "Who" things.

Yeah, Brunos. Like finding honey.

That's right.

Why, our Pooh Bear could have that honey

in no time.

It's honey time.

- [buzzing] - [chewing]

[buzzing]

As you can see, uh-- [sighs]

I am the best toy.

Oh, dear.

Perhaps you shouldn't have wound him up, Pooh.

[sniffling]

I'm going to miss Christopher Robin.

Can't believe that this morning

we were such good friends.

Until that "gorillia"

threw a monkey wrench into things.

[ringing]

I'll miss Christopher Robin, too.

If only I could hear his voice once more.

Christopher Robin: Pooh Bear.

Why, my honey pot sounds just like Christopher Robin.

Hey, what's going on?

They're movin' on, that's what.

Hittin' the road, adios,goin' bye-bye.

You mean, you're leaving?

Bruno's the best present anyone could get.

Tigger: Yeah. He out-bounced me.

Rabbit: His garden grew better than mine.

He smackereled an entire bee hive.

Whole.

Not a drop left.

I checked.

We want you have the best, Christopher Robin.

And since we aren't the best--

[chuckles] Silly old bear.

I love you all for what you are,

not what you can do.

Bruno's not for me.

I'm not gonna keep him.

What?!

The best present any kid could ever get,

and I'm being...

shipped out?

You're not keeping him?

[chuckles] Of course not.

He's a present for my friend,

not for me.

[laughs] Oh, that's a hot one.

You hear that, Bruno?

Bruno?

Hey, where'd that big ape get to?

Hm. The way he moves,

that silly chimp could be halfway to China by now.

I wonder where I am.

Probably halfway to China.

China.

[sighs]

Nobody'll want me there, either.

Nothin' for me to do but just... unwind.

[distorted]

Christopher Robin: [singsongy] Bruno.

Tigger: Hey, banana breath!

Hurry, let's get cranking.

[clicking]

Whoa, whoa.

Uh, I got a kink in my neck.

You must have a kink in your head

runnin' off like that.

Uh, what are you doin' here?

We were worried about you.

Why would you worry about me?

Because you are the best toy any kid could ever get.

You told us yourself.

Yeah, constantly.

Look, these are my friends.

You'll be my friend's friend.

And you'll be happy just like we are.

No kiddin'?

[laughs] Well, then, what are we waitin' for?

Come on, you guys, now wrap me up pretty.

[chuckles] I got a birthday party to go to, huh?

A birthday party?

Did he say birthday party?

There. Good as new.

Bye, Bruno.

[giggles] Good luck.

Christopher Robin,

do you think that perhaps Bruno would take me along?

Why, Pooh?

Well-- [chuckles]

Where there's a birthday party,

there's cake.

And where there's cake,

there's a rumbly in my tumbly.

Silly old bear.

♪♪